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Girl one row in front of me is running Ubuntu.
What should I say to her?
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"Why aren't you running a real OS?"
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install gentoo
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I'd ask what the fuck is ubuto, is sounds like some sort of a anime porn
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Your OS offends me
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"Do you even care about your freedoms?"
And proceed to whip out your think pad covered with fsf foundation stickers running parabola linux.
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"Hello"
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>>52498233
Or "you do realise you're gimping yourself by not using Windows right?"
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D-d-do you l-like spaghetti?
I h-h-have some r-right here h-hold on...
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>>52498214
"Cool. Not to many people use something other than a Mac."
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>>52498261
nmap her machine and hack it
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>>52498253
This
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Sorry to bother you but it looks like you're running Ubuntu, are you enjoying it??
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"I'd ask you on a date if you weren't such a poor fag.">>52498274
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>>52498214
"sudo apt-get would you go with me?"

Good luck OP.
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So I see you're running Ubuntu? I'm a KDE kind of a guy myself
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A girl in from of me runs arch with her own gtk theme and a tiling wm. What should I say to her?

Seriously.
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"I see you're running GNOME, I'm more of an KDE guy myself. Old habits die hard *chuckle*"
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>>52498305
Hello
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>>52498214
>Ubuntu
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>>52498306
Fuck you, I was gonna post that you pussy ass bitch
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>>52498305
Same thing as >>52498253
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use 'rm -rf /' to debloat your ubuntu install
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>>52498237
This OP. I dare you, and then report back what she threw at you.
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>>52498306
>>52498321
Fuck both of you, I wanted to post this.
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"Wow I don't see many people using linux here, that's pretty cool of you"
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>>52498305
Pls respond.
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>>52498368
>> oh you're so funny anon. I have to use Ubuntu because it's the only officially supported operating system for Robot Operating System or ROS. You may not have heard of ROS, but it's what most robotics researchers run on their robots.
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>>52498521

you got told big time
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>>52498306
>Not really sure what you're talking about, but okay, hehe ^^
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ask if you can suck her dick
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>>52498253
>complains about normies not running Linux
>normie finally installs ubuntu
>gets chastised by Linux autists
>uninstalls ubuntu and installs windows

And you guys wonder why no one uses your fringe OS.
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>>52498214
>"girl"
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>>52498214
"I see you're running Gnome..."
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"wheres your macbook?"
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>>52498692
You really don't understand what a joke is do you?
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>>52498701
May I interject?
What you are refering to as "girl" is in fact "GNU/girl" ...
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>>52498214
Use Kali you Misset
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Tell her how cool it is and ask is she could come over later to help you install Ubuntu on your machine.
When she comes over have a hidden camera recording everything and then halfway through her installation start throwing soggy bananas and bottles of piss at her and screaming "UBUNTU IS FOR FAGS" as she runs out of your room in tears.
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"Enjoy your outdated packages and bloated desktop environment"
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>>52498840
lol
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>>52498792
Oh fuck you. Hahaha. If OP does this he'll get no gnu/pussy at all
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>>52498847
> Arch
Enjoy your unstable, but bleeding edge os, I hope you dualboot a stable distro for real work or have a second machine running sth. stable
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>>52498214
>would you go out with out?
If fails, try again with sudo
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>>52498874
sudo fsck
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>>52498878
Arch isn't unstable.
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>>52498792
...or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Girl.
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>>52498887
Fuck my grammar.
>You wanna get fucked or what?
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>being part of the botnet
Exactly like that
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>>52498878
>>>>>>>Arch
Nigga, Fedora is as stable as Ubuntu and better in everything.
>updating the repo list is a different command than updating the packages
Fucking animals.
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>>52498874
talk
touch
finger
zip
mount
fsck
more
cat /dev/urandom
umount
sleep
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>>52498899
>but then the users proceed to compile it from source...
We have all been there, thinking we knew better than that stable installer script.
just accept you fucked up, reinstall, and enjoy a stable OS.
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>>52498940
Who the fuck compiles Arch from source?
The point of Arch is simplicity, you're getting confuse by Gentoo.
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>>52498940
Arch is stable.
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>>52498932
Very good, anon.
>cat /dev/urandom
Orgasm moans?
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>>52498968
Shit, you're right.

>>52498969
your argument isn't
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>>52498968
i don't think you understand what they mean by simplicity, if you think simple is supposed to mean "easy"
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>>52498985
yes
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>>52498932
who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
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>>52498968
Girl in front of me uses gentoo.
Neckbeard is growing on her.
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>>52499029
Stay away from that one ham.
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tell her windows 10 is a better desktop operating system
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>>52498777
In his defense, when I switched to linux after linuxfags annoying me about it, they offered no helped and flaunted their dick at me for having to do research about it. Pretty quickly switched back to win7.

Can't be arsed
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>>52498214
>What should I say to her?
"Watch out, that could literally ruin you're life."
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>>52499065
> gentoo, neckbeard
> ubuntu, nice
???
what next?
If programming languages were ... (e.g. women)

If distros were cars?
If airplanes were computers?
If animals were planets?
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>>52498269
Yeah, my boyfriend set it up for me he says it's better but like, it kinda sucks. Hey anon, I'll suck your cock if you'll install Mac for me?
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>>52498214
>go on a date with me
>i dunno
>sudo go on a date with me
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>>52498792
>>52498900
Holy shit that's funny.
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>>52499123
>being this dank
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Nothin senpai, leave her alone.
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pls don't hurt her anon
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>>52498243
*triggers
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>>52499264
>sudo go on a date with me
not
>sudo apt-get install date_with_me
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>>52498214
nothing, you fuckking creep

not fucking technology
>>>/adv/
>>>/b/
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Tell her that running Ubuntu might cause her to drop out of college.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI
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>>52498268

underrated post
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>>52498214
Ask her what's her favourite anime
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>>52498777
No. We need to stop allowing jokes on g. You can never get proper information on this shit show because of fucking jokers.
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>>52498214
what laptop is that in the pic?
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>>52498214
a girl using ubuntu is like a girl who plays only facebook games and calling herself a gamer
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>>52498214
Youbantoo will ruin your life you won't be able to go back to school, your Verizon internet CD won't work either
Plus you'll be extremely frustrated
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ask if she has autism
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>>52498295
>not saying "sudo su" and then raping her
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how has the correct answer not been posted yet
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nothing. Just breath louder
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i dunno the manpages don't say anything about "girls"
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Navy seal copy pasta
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>>52502379
you mean "ooboontoo"

>fucking pleb
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>>52502379
My sides
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>>52502379
Kek, nice reference.
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>>52499264
>not using "sudo !!"
"!!" repeats the last command
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Get a friend with mac and go like "hello im mac and im pc but you are a loonix faggot"
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>>52498214
Protip: it's a boy
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Tell her I dont talk to people who use the Amazon Botnet
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>>52498214
Comment that you notice she's using Linux.
Bring up your favorite distro.
Ask what else she has tried.
Ask what stuff she has installed.
Ask if she does things with the command line.
Ask if she uses vi or emacs.
Ask what she does to deal with Microsoft office files.
Ask if you can see her launcher items.
Ask if she finds the HUD interface useful.
Ask if she has manually installed packages, or sticks with the Ubuntu Software Center, (or Synaptic.)

By this time next week she'll be running Windows 10, or have changed class sections.
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>>52498214
ay gurl, wunna fug?
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>>52499136
If /g/entoomen were productive human beings?
If you are a fag?

Wait I can answer these and its a no and a yes
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>>52503099
good luck in middle school
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>>52502341
kek
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>>52499244
Kek
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Grab er titties!
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>>52498214
tell her you like the idea of unity and then ask her if she would like to fsck your hard drive.
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>>52499012
yes
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>>52504038
more
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>>52504051
OMG, YES!!!
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>>52498692
lol I actually did this to some married slut in one of my classes
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>>52503030
Huh. Thanks for that
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You seem nice, would you let me SSH into you?
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"Hey i see you are running gnu with linux, do you want to be part of a meshnet project? Just install cjdns and i will help you from there."
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>Wanting to stick it in loonix when you can have superior propietary boypussy
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>>52501680
overrated post
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>>52505184
This.
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>>52498214
can I get root access please
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Could I 'Wham' my 'Oingo Boingo' into your 'Velvet Underground'?
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>installed linux on my sisters laptop
>went to school
>boy on her side ask if that is ubuntu
>she said yes
>went home
>told me about it
>feel happy.jpg
>on my knees
>sucked her dick for trying to use lunix
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>>52503030
>Not having please as alias for sudo !!
You're missing out
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>>52498306
>>52498425
>>52498321
>>52498762
Ubuntu doesn't even use GNOME as its default DE you buttfucks.
>>52498305
>Hey, I really like your gtk theme! Did you make it?
Not that hard, bro. Lots of ways to talk to her.
>>52498792
Do this.
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>>52505707
Autism: The Post
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>>52498214
>Girl one row in front of me is running Ubuntu.
>What should I say to her?
>>52498214
Can I put my benis inside you?
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>>52505810
wooooooooWWW AHAHAHAH NICE ONE BUDDY!!!! GUYS I THINK WE HAVE A COMEDIAN HERE, SOMEONE LAND THIS GUY A GIG AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>52498233
I can tell you are not a smart kid.

>Real OS

>Real bunch of software that is engineered into one software software suit that operates hardware and allows user input or machine information.

>Linux(Distro here) does this, Windows does this, OSx does this...
>Not real OS
>Retarded detected.
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>>52498233
You should research what an Operating System in definition means.

I think you have your thought of "real" and "OS" all fucked up and retarded.
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>>52499081
your post can be translated to
>In his defense, when I switched to linux after linuxniggers annoying me about it, they refused to spoonfeed me on everything. Pretty quickly switched back to win7.
and don't even try to pretend that's not true.
faget
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>>52498233
Fuck.

This retard right here, he has no idea what an OS even is.

You must and need to be over 18 to use this site.
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>>52505847
autism
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>>52498233
What the fuck do you mean real & OS?

How is linux not a real OS?
It does run the computer it is installed on. In the same windows is used, linux has hardware restraints just like windows.

Real OS would mean linux as well as windows are considered real operating systems.

Why are you retarded?
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>>52498233
>retarded
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>>52498233
Real eyes realize real lies
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>>52505880
>you're

>I too can sometimes name a disability without associating it with anything.


>1) Skin condition
>2) Depression
>3) Borderline Intellectual functions


Here's my use of those words
>You have 1 and 3
>You give me 2 since you have no killed yourself.
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>>52505847
>>52505861
>>52505877
>>52505889
S A M E F A G
A
M
E
F
A
G
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>>52505920
Fuckin ayy. I've never seen someone samefag like that before.
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>>52498214
Tell her to type :(){ :|:& };: in the terminal
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"Hi" Or at least don't talk about her OS.
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>>52498214
Are you as free as your operative system tonight?
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>>52505919
This level of fucking Reddit is literally fucking INSANE
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>>52498306
Kek. Beat me to it.
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>>52503401
even better
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>>52506493
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>>52498214
Spit on her monitor and call her a faggot for using noobuntu.
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>>52498214
>Girl one row in front of me
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>>52505889
Linux is not an OS it's just the kernel. GNU/Linux is an OS
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>>52506493
This is the best answer in this thread yet.
Awesome desu.
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why do you guys bring laptops to lectures? Ive never been in a lecture where I need to do anything more than take notes
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>>52507166
I prefer typing rather than writing, and I can copy pictures from the lecturers slides. I can also do a bit of programming in the boring lectures.
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>>52507166
I always carry my laptop with me to my Bulgarian lectures for comfortable and high quality shitposting I also do a bit of programming when I am bored or read some documentary about the programming language i am learning
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>>52505919
What the fuck are you even doing on this website?

Are you lost?
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>>52498237
this
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>>52498306
>im sorry i dont know what you're talking about. this is my boyfriend's computer
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"What is that?"
"It's Linux, it's a fre-" "I'd just like to interject for a moment, what you're referring to as Linux is..." blahblahblah
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>>52498692
I went on the Gentoo Linux IRC board during 3 or 4 consecutive week-ends. They literally spoonfed me when compiling my kernel, asking me if I'd like more.

I finally gave up, it seems I'm not competent enough yet to use this distro. I didn't want to annoy them more with stupid questions. Best community I've ever met.
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>Why aren't you normal?
>How many friends do you have?
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>>52506493
even if she answers yes then she isn't
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>>52498255
Underrated post
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>>52507836
>NORMIE DETECTED
>GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
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>>52506993
now that's a tradition going back over a century anon.
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>>52501504
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>>52498253
>fsf foundation
>free software foundation foundation
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>>52509426
>atm machine
>pin number
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>>52509426
This is the most autistic post I've read all day, congratulations.
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Does she have a thinkpad
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>>52499244
Lol
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>>52498295
Not telling her to "wget my_balls"
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>>52510261
>not touch my_balls
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>>52501472
Not
>sudo apt-get install penis
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>>52498214
>hey
>you running ubuntu?

>y-yes

>how you liking it so far

If reply < 2 words
go away
else
talk more

Dude, it's not hard.
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>>52498214

EY BBY GURL U WAN SUM FUK
Y

B
B
Y

G
U
R
L

U

W
A
N

S
U
M

F
U
K
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>>52498214
Don't touch my grill fgt
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>>52502493
That's because "man girls" don't exist
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>>52498792
>>52498900
my fucking sides
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>guy one row in front of me running Ubuntu
Ok fine
>opens up okcupid in a lecture
what the fuck dude
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Nice OS.

However could I introduce to the mighty wonders of Debian?
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>>52498214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsFBKL0-zjM
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>>52510583
Let it comfort you that deep inside, debian sleeps.

Going straight to the source, might be a little too pure for the poor girl.
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Nothing.
If we're going to introduce linux to the common man or woman, it needs to not invoke total sperging about DEs or system niceties that people usually don't worry about lest they be an enthusiast or have a job using Linux.
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