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Sticky is dead.
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>>44061465
/thread
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how much did you laugh at the livestream?
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So Apple copying Google, nothing new here... Move along...
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Do I keep my iPhone 4S for another year or switch to android? I really want to keep those continuity features but... 1GB RAM and protruding camera lens.
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WHERE'S DRE?
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>>44061502
not a lot, it was kind of boring.
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FREE MUSIC
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>no new MacBook

what is this shit?
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what android device can compete with iphone 6?
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>>44061424
Just like Apple.
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>>44061424
Wait wait, no macbook air or iMac updates? What the fuck just a shitty watch and a new iPhone?
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>>44061424
That livestream was horrific
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Apple watch is complete shit. It is easily the worst thing Apple has ever made.
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lets get this started

>$349 for a watch
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I missed the stream.
What the fuck happened?
>>44061465
what is this shit?
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So is the reason the new things are called ApplePay and AppleWatch that iPay and iWatch were taken?
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>>44061424
>from other thread

I think in the next few years there will be smartwatches that do everything a phone does. Basically just a wrist phone. Samsung has a Tizen one already.
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>mfw the sheeple are waking up and calling apple out on their 'innovashun'
https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=apple%20innovative
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WE /mu/ NOW
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>>44061424
gosh that keynote wasn't that good

minor iphone upgrade

iwatch is ugly, seems very useful though
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>2014
>not listening to U2 already
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>everyone from apple please stand up
everyone stands up
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>>44061558
All of them.
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>>44061558

Literally any flagship model
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APPLE IS DONE
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>>44061424
Friendly reminder that the iWatch pulse meter will be used to judge your reaction to ads and create a whole new category in marketing and monetizing humans.

All thanks to Apple.
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>asks everyone from apple to stand up
>over half the people in the audience stand up

Did I just watch the largest circlejerk in the world?
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>>44061545
About to drop Detox
>stay tuned
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>>44061562
>september
>mac
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>U2 album
>for free
FOR FREE
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Yep, underwhelming as fuck.
Upgrading my Note 1 to the Note 4.
My Pebble works better as a customizable watch since I only need to charge it once a month, not every fucking day.
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Apple invented bigger screens, smart watches, and NFC payment.
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>>44061524
Get an M8 or Sony phone
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>>44061566
You think that's expensive for a watch? I didn't think /g/ could be this pleb.
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>>44061424
Where have I seen this before?
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I loved that the stream FINALLY got it's shit together for Jony Ive.
I came 4 times, smashing my previous record of 2, during Jony's segments.
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>>44061566
Did they give specs?
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Reposting
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>>44061582
>being a u2apple shill
pedro pls
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Do they or any other company honestly expect people to pay hundreds of dollars for an accessory (the watch) that will be out of date in 2-3 years and doesn't do anything that your phone doesn't already do better?

Smartwatches are just for people too lazy to reach into their pockets.
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>>44061569
>iPay
that's too much
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i cant believe what a peasant i am for wearing a swiss watch and carrying money around. jesus fucking christ thank god i can buy this dumb fucking phone and rimspice watch so i can show people that i literally have no sense. and i can finally die happy now i get u2 for free. they're so shit i didnt even want to torrent their fucking albums let alone download it legally for free
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>>44061566

Plenty of watches cost more than that idiot.
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Apple Watch is stupid and they put a barometer in the phone... INSTEAD OF SODDING WIRELESS CHARGING.
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>>44061604
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
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>>44061567
Apple released a new iPhone
Apple released a new watch that's 350 bucks and only works with an iPhone
Apple released their own NFC "Pay" thing
Apple released a new U2 album to every iTunes user ever for free
The end
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The watch is expensive as fuck, but I paid over 150 for my shit fitbit, and this blows that out of the fucking water. Lots are 200+ too, so it's not too bad a price...
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>>44061618
>spending money on a watch

lel
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>>44061618
He probably is 16 years old, people that age don't even know what's a watch.
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>>44061618
It tells time.
My phone can already do that for free.
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>>44061582
>The Troubles
WILL THIS BE THE WORST THING BONO HAS EVER DONE
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>>44061561
ayy lmao
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>>44061618
for a watch? no

for a gimmicky piece of apple trash? yes
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>>44061578
That's an iOS 8 feature, as part of the new keyboard. And it's local.
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It's shit right?
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>>44061582
>Itunes LP
>LP
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Note 4 is king
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>APPLE WATCH $349 US DOLLARS
>ZERO ATMOSPHERS WATER RESISTANCE
>YOU NEED IPHONE TO PLAY
>CANT EVEN TELL TIME WITHOUT THE IPHONE :^^)
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>>44061567
It's apples new way to revolutionize the credit card industry. So they took PayPal and Google Wallet and called it Apple Pay.

The new iPhone is painfully underpowered and has a shit screen. Theres a larger one that is actually the same size as average phones now.

There's a watch that's just like Android Wear.
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>>44061604
>4Free
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>>44061636
/thread

we can all go home guys, this anon gets it.
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>>44061628
No. Possibly the whole watch streams from the iPhone, only doing it's heart rate monitor stuff onboard.
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Battery life and waterproofing?
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>>44061582
>captura de pantalla
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i just wanna see photos comparing the new iphone to the iphone 5

and everyone is just posting photos of that dumb watch

>haha we dont care about the dumb watches so lets post pics of it and talk about how much we dont care about it
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>>44061424

I didn't catch it in time. Can someone summarize, please?
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>>44061558
any recent android.
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>>44061567
Apple destroyed themselves by making a watch(which isnt STANDALONE) so you'd need an iphone making the whole idea of the watch retarded. Then they had the audacity to make the watch cost $349.
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who the fuck will buy this thing
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>>44061665
It's shit.
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>>44061502
actually i have to give it to apple on this one.. it was topkek
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>>44061663
>And it's local.
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>>44061623
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>>44061671
>CANT EVEN USE IT ON YOUR RIGHT ARM
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Guys
Apple just invented NFC payments
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>>44061558
None.
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>>44061691
Apple invented the smartwatch and the 5" phone screen
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>>44061502

cringed more than laughed
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>>44061562
The new chips are delayed until spring
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>>44061631
>Smartwatches are just for people too lazy to reach into their pockets.
Do you live in the middle of nowhere? If I was walking down the street and I see I get a text at traffic lights, I can just look at my wrist to read instead of having to pull my phone out which is way more dangerous for a number of reasons. Not just laziness.
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>>44061637
Those watches won't be out of date in 2 years and don't require daily charging.
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>>44061657
>both examples are worthless pos
top kek
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>>44061558
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>>44061691
http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/9/6107091/apple-watch-iphone-6-most-important-things
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[SHILLING INTENSIFIES]
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>>44061558
Well the m8 can wreck it.
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>>44061714
This is a massive dealbreaker for me.
I wear all my watches on my right arm, despite being right handed.
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>>44061562
This retard again?
This was an iPhone/iWatch event, not a macbook event.
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>>44061691
gay sex
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>>44061671
Why would you buy an iWatch if you dont already have an iCock up your ass?
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>>44061716
omg somebody sue google right now
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>>44061642

Just so we're clear, FOR FREE!
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>>44061562
No new intel chips until q1/q2.
No new chips = no new laptop.
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Mods confirmed for fagoots for putting a fucking sticky on the Apple Keynote Thread.

Fuck these underage cunts.
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ITS OVER
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>>44061631
>Smartwatches are just for people too lazy to reach into their pockets.
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>>44061724

Nice to see they're still innovating.

Are there new models of the MBP/MBA?
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>>44061618
There's a difference between a genuine timepiece and some transistors and led monitor glued to your wrist
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>>44061679
Apple is shit but they have good hardware and good fab. I'm sure the watch is actually pretty powerful esp given its ugly bulky size.
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>>44061743
Samsung be all like
>We invented the rounded edges
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>>44061558
Literally any current and previous flagships.
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>>44061777
Fuck off cock sucker.
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APPLE STOCK RIGHT NOW


TOP KEK


THEY'RE CLOSING AT -0.08% AFTER THE RELEASE OF A FUCKING IPHONE
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350 ain't even that much you fucking retards

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/smart-watches-accessories/smart-watches/pcmcat321000050004.c?id=pcmcat321000050004&nrp=15&gf=y&sp=-currentprice%20skuidsaas
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>>44061582

u2 became too embarrassing to listen to around 2000. even their great 80s period has become so cliched and overplayed to listen to.

i won't use (or like) the dadcore term, but u2 is the perfect band for corporations to reach older audiences that are in denial that they are old.

u2 is in_denial_im_old core.
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>>44061618
It's a fashion accessory so of course it's going to cost a lot for what it is.

However the iWatch is just ugly so I don't see the point. Might as well buy a real watch and look good with it
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>>44061730
couldn't you just, I don't know, wait until you've crossed the street before pulling out your phone? Or am I being troleled
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>>44061714
>>44061750

Just turn it upside down.

Fucking idiots.
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Did they just update the apple.com UI?
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>>44061730
Is that text SO CRUCIAL that you couldn't wait 10 seconds?
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>>44061587
>implying
Apple's CPUs are beastly
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>>44061465
They live
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Finally, someone is pushing hard for NFC payments

Maybe Google Wallet will come back
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>>44061782
>GENUINE TIMEPIECE
>MUH SPINNING RUST
>MUH BALANCE WHEELS
>MUH DECORATED SWISS MOVEMENTS
>MUH MECHANICAL WATCH
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>$349+
>square
>2015
vs
>$249
>round
>now
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>>44061774
Its a tradition and has been going on for many years. Shut the fuck up you stupid kid and get the fuck off of /g/
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why would anyone use the apple pay shit if icloud just got hacked like i wouldnt trust that shit at all
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APPLE IS DADCORE
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>>44061798
buy the rumour
sell the news
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>>44061637
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>Samsung and Sony didn't get a sticky last week

mods confirmed apple shills.
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>>44061798
I thought it always goes down after keynotes.
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Anybody know what the Note 4 will be priced at compared to the iPhone 6 Plus?
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>>44061631
> Idiots staring at their iWatch instead of looking at the traffic
more car accidents in 3..2..1..
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Here we go
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TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK
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>>44061800
but you pay for those watches to get a carefully built piece of machinery with history and style

this is just commercial garbage that soon every soccer mom will own
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>>44061646
>>44061672
>>44061701
thanks
>apple in charge of logic
I'm kinda glad I missed it
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Why?
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Does the iphone do everything and its just streamed to the watch or why the fuck would you need to have it?
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>>44061800
Get out. No amount of paid advertisers on apples behalf will change this places opinion of what has transpired.
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I took screencaps c:
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wait why did they make it bigger?
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>stream begins, chinese lady talking over english speaker for the world to hear
>stream is seeking all over the place, choppy, unreliable

>we got two big iPhones, skipping 32GB because reasons
>Apple invented NFC
>Apple Watch
>watched Bono being a greedy money-grubbing shit

There's the recap. I can't believe I woke up at 9:30 for this shit. I'm going back to bed.
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Press is not allowed to touch the Apple Watch
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No iPods, iPads and Macbook air retina?
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>>44061842
Well when Samsung or Sony are the market leader let me know
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>>44061848
thats a big phone
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>Oh boy, A new U2 album!

said nobody ever
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>>44061569
No. The "iService/iProduct" naming scheme is outdated. The new brand is much stronger. iPhone, iPad, iMac will stay because theyre recognizable.
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Dive to the mariana trench captain!
Go for it!
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>>44061843
Historically it goes up in the short term and then down eventually, but they've had good opening days since the iPhone 4
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>>44061844
$699
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>>44061848
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>>44061859
heartbeat and fitness is really the only exclusive thing it does compare to the iphone i think
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I think i might want a watch though, they look pretty cool. Any idea how long the battery will last? it would suck if you had to recharge it daily.
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>>44061589

so you're saying they will be able to track how fast and often I jerk off and to what type of porn?

A NEW ERA
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>>44061825
>no body monitoring
>no touch screen
>no NFC
>no Apple(TM) S1 (R) SOC
>No square scrren
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>>44061825

I literally have no idea why these companies think miniature smartphones look good on your wrist
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>>44061820
No. Here's what will happen.

Apple makes it's own proprietary NFC payment app.

EVERYONE ELSE IS SHUT OUT.
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>>44061631
>Outdated in 2-3 years.
Didn't you see the shitstorm of the people who got the LG G watch when a new one was announced 3 months later?
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>>44061618
it's not the kind of watch that you'll keep for decades or pass on to your children (not that any of us will find someone who will look at us, let alone fuck)
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>>44061824
love this meme
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>>44061858
> Mom look, I've DDoS'd Apple !
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>>44061743
uhhh what the fuck is that?

did they move the power button to the side o the phone?!

the exact place you put your thumb when you hold the fucking phone?!
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>sticky
Jesus christ mods.
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>the thread is now a sticky
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>>44061876
>not even the guy who worked on this piece of shit will wear it for the demo
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the watch is a massive fail
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>>44061878
bono is the biggest fucking hypocrite on the planet
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>sticky
kill self mod
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>this thread is now a sticky
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>>44061846
What's that spike drop right before the event?
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so, can eurofags get free iphone 5
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>>44061913
No, I just wanted to go to the site to check out the new stuff and I can't access it.
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>Thread is now a sticky
u wot?
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>>44061896
they didn't say so it's prolly shit
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Their goes the stock. Slowly going down.
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THE MARKET LOVES THE NEW PRODUCTS
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We sticky now
>>44061896
A "whole" day
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Do you know why there is so much applause during these events?

Because the room is literally half filled with Apple employees.
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>>44061894
Holy shit the buzzwords
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>>44061923
What the...
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>>44061552
Wait what.
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>>44061917
when did bill gates start working for apple
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>>44061774
They always sticky these newfag
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>retina hd
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>>44061800
Don't be silly, you need to add on $1k if you want to use it with the latest and greatest iPhone :^)
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>Retina HD
>Retina
>HD
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those custom faces have some of the ugliest apple design ever.

I am so disappoint.
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>>44061925
APPL stock always drops before a big keynote.
The iCloud thing also helped.
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>>44061564
>Forgetting the Newton
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>>44061814
of course not, but there's a reason why the smart watch market is growing. it has no much capability, all on your wrist.
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>>44061929
>free

lel, yeah free with a fuck you in the ass 2 year contract
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>1gb ram
>1gb

ONE FUCKING GIGABYTE!!!?!? I've been waiting with my iPhone 4s forever to upgrade and you throw ONE FUCKING gigabyte of RAM in it like the iPad Air!?!? Why!?
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>>44061925
Anticipation of the ENGINE-UNITY
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If this wasn't an ugly square it would sell millions
Waiting on battery life benchmarks
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>>44061566
For a proper watch, that aint much.
Seriously, thats mall shit territory. I wonder why apple dont ask for much more.

However it remains to be seen if the fruitwatch actually is a watch.

Personally, I think it probably is the best smart watch we have seen so far, but given the fact that it virtually doesn't do anything I need or want that i cant do better with a normal watch and/or my phone (which i would have to carry anyways with this thing) I am not interested.

Plus, i dont like its aesthetics. I'll stick with mechanical watches. And should I ever need an easily recognized status symbol, I can pick from quite a few brands that scream "look at me!!!11!!" even louder than an apple watch in gold.

As an apple shareholder however, I do wish them the best of luck.
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>>44061935
*there
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>>44061894
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>>44061730
Troll harder shit stain.
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>>44061672
>expending this much energy to justify not purchasing apple products
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UPDATED

https://www.apple.com/
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>>44061917
But he wear it retarded
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Yo you all shit on this watch, but there's no doubt you're gonna go to an apple store and test that shit out.
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>>44061882
i think you missed >>>/biz/
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>>44061958
hahahaha it looks like a fucking fugly samsung widget
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>>44061904
the best part is that they aren't waterproof

I can't wait until thousands of people have their shitty smart watches destroyed in the rain or forget to take them off in the pool, or in the shower.
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>>44061887
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HAHAHAHAHHA
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When the fuck is Yosemite coming out? Why hasn't the final release date been announced
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IS IT STILL GOING? STREAM?
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>>44061941
Maybe i don't need or want a watch from apple anyway then.
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>"FLAGSHIP PHONE"
>1GB RAM
>1100MHz CPU
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>>44061564
not even close
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>Apple Pay
>Apple Watch

They're getting rid of the "i" naming convention because they no longer care about catering to the individual consumer.
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>People who are too lazy to fucking look at their phone to find out who is calling.
>$349 for privilege of not taking phone out of pocket.
>Having to charge the thing to use as a watch every day.
>Not wearing your nice watch that only needs a new battery every few years (some don't even need that).
>Imagines Apple tards wearing a watch on each wrist.
Apple users are such dicks.
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>>44061958
Looks like my rainmeter skins from 2006
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>>44061989
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>>44061896
>retina display
>that small

Yeah i'm pretty sure you'll have to recharge it at least daily
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>THIS TWEET WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY APPLE™
https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/509407848128712704/photo/1
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>>44061987
>I wonder why apple dont ask for much more.
>>
Apple's website is slowly being updated with a new design...
>>
But why is it stylized as "WATCH" ?
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>>44061958
Did you cap the disney mickey one?
>>
>people still posting stocks after every apple event
this shits really annoying
>>
>>44062024
katy perry is such a twat
>>
apple a shit
>>
>functions like a wearable iPhone
>No camera


...what's the fucking point?
>>
So who else is waiting for AppleWatch 2 next year?
You know, it'll be the one that's water resistant and have a little camera so we can video chat form our wrists like an old sci fi movie.
>>
what the fuck does bigger than bigger mean
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>>44062024
>Katy Perry is a weeb
What the fuck?
>>
https://www.google.com/finance?q=apple&ei=zTYPVKHoO4KuqAHcsIGQAQ
lol
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>>44061896
When they showed off the charger's connector, they said they expect it to see a lot of usage throughout the day, so making it easily chargeable was essential.

In other words, you're charging it every goddamn night.
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>>44061987
>For a proper watch, that aint much.

i agree, too bad this isn't a proper watch
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I'm buying a 64GB Plus as soon as I possibly can.

There's nothing that you can do to stop me.
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>>44062020
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>>44061750
That means you are gay
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>>44062024
Nice COmic Sans.
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>4.7 inch
>not even 1080p

Literally why
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>>44061977
i am a poorfag and still use shitty htc hd mini, i wouldnt mind using an outdated iphone for the next 2 years
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>>44062024
What a goddamn idiot
>>
>>44061424
Where can I watch it?
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>>44061987
>ugly mini-phone with a watch strap
>comparable to an actual fashionable watch
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>>44061958

holy shit that's ugly
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>>44062062
because it's useless and wastes battery
>>
>>44062032
Apple is WATCHing you
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>>44061730
Maybe you could just fucking wait, you instant-gratification-seeking iFaggot.
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>>44061800
It's a fuckton when your watch is out of date in 2 years, requires constant charging, and only works if you have an iPhone.
>>
when should i buy apple stock?
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>>44061958
>>44062038

its on the verge, but that one looks pretty fun tbh.

it's the other ones that looks bloody atrocious.
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>>44062081
>b-b-b-but muh 2560x1440
>>
Where can i watch this stuff?
>>
>>44062062
so they can do it for the first time again two years from now.
>>
you niggers specs are low to make up for battery life and the thinness
>>
>>44062056
Enjoy your phone m8
>>
>>44062000
Who forgets about their watch before a shower?
>>
>>44062024
TFW 128GB microSD + 64GB device storage android
TFW USB OTG a 128GB tumb drive
TFW can carry spare batteries
>>
>>44062056
Why not buy an Android phone? I'm looking for your legit reasoning on this, what bonuses do you see in the Plus over an Android phone in the same price range?
>>
iTime would have been a neat name.
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>>44062058
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>>44062062
Many phones existed at that screen size without 1080p. I don't recall many people complaining about the 720p display in the Nexus 4.
>>
THE IPOD CLASSIC IS FINALLY DEAD
>>
>>44061958
It's like that iPod nano
>>
>>44062058
What kind of a weird res is that?
>>
>Apple in charge of health
>>
>>44062107
people that wear their watches to bed
>>
#Apple is doing some amazing things. They are creating products that are simply stunning and innovative. I'm proud to be an #Apple customer
>>
>>44061976
It's never going to move beyond niche.
>>
>>44062093
7 years ago.
>>
>>44061730

Then why the fuck woud you buy a "Smartwatch"

Fucker needs to wake up before you see the time, so you'll probably just end up wasting more time if it doesn't activate on the first lift of your arm.

Get a normal watch for that you retard.
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>>44062115
>2 years ago
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LOL
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>>44062114
>muh 64-bit!
does this make a difference in a phone?
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>1334x750
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>>44061714
Wait, what? What the hell do you mean you can't use it on your right arm? What's preventing you?
>>
Samsung and LG's new watches look better and 360 just absolutely shits on it. The phone itself is looks piss poor and gimmicky as shit

Okay now that this turd has been revealed what should my next phone be? LG G3, Sony Z3, New Moto X or wait for the new Nexus? Waiting till mid November to get one.
>>
>>44062067
and there's a reason why something like that flopped

it's shit tier

apple adds good elements together and make it great
>>
>>44062114
Why the actual fuck is it 64bit?
>>
>>44062115
Nexus 4 didn't cost 799$
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>>44062056
Get note 4 m8
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>>44062038

here it is. pretty fucking adorable.
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>>44061618
if you buy good watch, your great grandchildrens will you it

how long will apple last?
>>
so whats the reaction been?
>>
>>44062114
Wow, a barometer? Like the one in my Galaxy S3 from 2.5 years ago?
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>>44062114
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>>44062048
I just want a wearable projector so I can project maps and shit onto walls and interface with them

I feel like we have the technology for that
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>>44062098
>watch
On your Apple™ Watch™ of course! Buy now! Only $350 and the price of an iPhone!
>>
I've never used a smart phone I still use an old ass flip phone... at least my battery is good?
>>
>>44062114
Did they just take the page of the iPhone 5S and replace 5S with 6 and A8/M8 with A7/M7?
>>
>>44061974
The Newton was fucking great

>>44061979
iOS runs compiled binaries, it doesn't need a terabyte of RAM just to run a hello world app like Android does
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>>44062138
Is that a jo--
oh duh
>>
>>44062093
2006
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So half the audience was made of up apple employees?

That explains standing ovations for trivial shit.
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>>44061798
they always do.

this will make tons of shekels for apple anyway. it's what the polloi want: big-ass phones, tacky gold trimmings, 24/7 invasive tracking. stock will go up, if anything.
>>
>>44062112

>superior brand new iPhone 6 Plus with all the Apple goodness
>lagdroid because you're a poorfag

It's night and day.
>>
>>44061702
Rich people. Those poor unfortunate souls.
>>
>>44062114
>A8

isn't that the same processor that the New 3DS is using?
>>
>>44062070
just make sure you don't end up paying more for it than you would buying something else with better specs

the 5c was outdated hardware when it came out
>>
>>44062130
Getting a new phone in a couple of weeks, this or the M8?
>>
The watch is a Samsung ripoff.

The new iPhone is just here to make you migrate to the new iOS.

An OS a year, keeps the goyim in fear.
>>
>>44062136
Because the relevance of pixel density changes year to year, right?
>>
>>44062114
A shitty chip for a shitty phone
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>>44062138
all those shills mang
>>
>>44062138
Apple did it again! :^)
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>>44062024
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>>44062138
That's sarcasm, right?
>>
this thing is thicker than my phone, why the fuck would I wear it on my wrist?
>>
Anyone got a link to the whole event video? I was at work and fucking missed it. Want to see what the fuss was all about.
Maybe its too early to have been uploaded already...
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>>44062117
Damn
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>>44062098
http://www.apple.com/live/2014-sept-event/

Wait a bit. There are individual videos for the new products though.
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>>44062102
ahaha go shill somewhere else
>>
it's happening, the same people who criticized my Note for being too big and that there is no way it will fit in their pocket are now posting about buying the iPhone 6 plus
>>
>>44062024
more space for some nudes
>>
>>44062161
;^)
>>
>>44062150

pls no
>>
>>44062191
Not sure if ironic post...
>>
>>44062173
u wot m8?
>>
>>44061558
>>44061723
>>44061584
>>44061587
They may have higher specs, but they cannot compete with the software or anything really. I had a 2ghz quad core, 3gb ram samsung tablet that couldn't cope against a 1.3ghz dual core, 1gb ram ipad. Just goes to show how unoptimised and crap androids are really. Needless to say - I gave the android tablet to my gf because she only does Facebook and small games.
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WATCHES TO REPLACE PHONES
ITS HABBENING
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>>44061564
Apple Pippin would like a word with you sir
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>>44062190
jej
>>
> 750p on a 4.7 inch phone
LOL
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I almost didn't sleep from huge expectation, and they just released the iphone 5S2 and another huge abortion called iphone plus, fuck you Apple, i remember you saying "everyone does it increasing the size of the phone, and we just make it on a small and thin phone", and now i have to watch this 4.7 crap, just die apple.

The only thing nice about this presentation was the A8 chip, wich is the best mobile chip, and the graphics are amazing.

Camera is the same shit.

Apple pay will never be availible in my country.

> tfw i was planning on buying a 32gb iphone
> tfw only 16, 64 and 128Gb

WTF?

Also, a japonese translator bitch ruined the iphone presentation.

Fuck U2, i want Mac news, where's my rMBA?

Retina HD? Wtf apple? Thats the same shit ever, and the 5.5 is only full hd? Top kek, look at the galaxy note 4 resolution.

> posting this from my ipad
> 2/10, horrific presentation
> 0/10 apple watch
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>>44062154
> Focus Pixels

...What the fuck are focus pixels?
>>
>>44062130
Watching people's posts getting deleted left and right.

This was one talking about how the Xperia Z2 was better, and seems to have been deleted for no reason.

Mods = Apple Shills, it's confirmed
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>>44062202
>The same people.

Keep telling yourself that.
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>>44062154
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>>44062114
>Muh 64bit
>M8 is a fucking atmel microcontroller
>shitty SOC
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>>44062117
That's horrible
>>
>>44061502
I'll admit that I'm kind of a fanboy, but I don't know anymore. At least I had a good laugh
>>
>>44061743
so the plus is going to get additional row of icons, right?
MUH INNOVATION
>>
>>44062220
Soon we'll all be 007
>>
>>44062168
I noticed this too. The whole audience was standing up.
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>>44062143
>Samsung and LG's new watches look better and 360 just absolutely shits on it.
They work like shit.
>>
>>44062150
It's all pretty until it hits mid day.
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>>44062227
Amazing
>>
>>44062202
Nah, I still feel that it is too big. I'd buy the 6, it's too bad only the Plus gets optical stabilization.
>>
>literally the only reason to own an iPhone is the solid and attractive form factor of the 4 and 5 series
>let's make the next model fucking ugly as shit instead

Fucking why
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>1334x750

holy shit my sides are flying into infinity
>>
>>44061618
Watches are superfluous since the advent of clocks on cell phones. Soon having a watch will be a pompous as having a monocle.
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This was the best product announced.
I can't wait to spend $1,200 for a shoe that can tell me the time.
>>
Hey guys, remember that pixel density thing they like so much?

That means that these devices actually have 1/2 * 1080p addressable pixels
>>
>>44062138
#REKT
>>
>giant ass bezels
>2014
whys this a loud?
>>
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>>44062231
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>>44062151

>implying homosexuals and lesbians breed
>>
>1.1GHz
>1GB RAM
>>
>>44062248
So does this. And on top of that it looks like shit.
>>
>>44062112
I by no means think that the 6 is any better than the One or the S5 or any of the other alternatives.

It mostly boils down to how I've been in the iOS Marketplace since the day Michael Jackson died, and I'm really not interested in looking for new alternatives for all the shit I use and then having to buy them.

That being said, NFC looks neat.
>>
>>44062154
are they cooling the CCDs yet, to reduce noise?
>>
Did any of you see people wearing the watch? It looks pretty small to me, dunno why people say it's huge, pretty standard watch size. Obviously it'll be bigger than a fitness band.
>>
>>44062081
Except that Apple for YEARS touted having higher resolution displays. Your reasoning is hypocritical horseshit.
>>
>>44062261
Hype
>>
>>44062163
Have you ever used an apple device? I've had to deal with the 4s for years, try having 4 tabs open then going back to the home screen and then trying to open your tabs back open. The tabs will fucking close and have to refresh.

Why?

Because THE FUCKING ram is so low that it can't keep pages up and cached and constantly has to purge everything!
>>
apple is finished
>>
>>44061848
>>44062058
those wallpapers look like they were chosen by a bunch of koreans
>>
>>44062230
link?
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>>44061958
no hope
>>
iOS will ALWAYS win over Android for one reason and one reason only:

The design choice of Android. Fucking JAVA.
>>
I like how Apple has goals unlike Samsung who just wants to beat Apple and aren't innovative they just want to create the next best thing
>>
>>44062275
Apple Watch looks like it'll at least work well.
>>
>>44062217
the New 3DS is using an A8 is that a huge surprise?

The Vita uses an A9
>>
>>44061979
Wait there's still only 1gb? TOP FUCKING KEK
>>
>>44062259
>having a monocle.
iGlasses
>>
>>44062271
Now people will just go around cutting people's fingers off?
>>
>>44062017
>nice watch
>battery

pick one plebian
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>>44062130
>flat and skeuomorphism icons mixed
>better design
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>>44062222
and apple powercd would like a word with YOU

nice quads btw
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>>44062231
>they can't even fit the picture on the website
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>>44062271
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>>44062230
I think I just got cancer from reading that
>>
>>44061424

>iWatch

galaxy gear says hello

>small iphone, fucking hueg iphone

5.5 is too big you idiots. the galaxy got it just right.
>>
>>44062280
8MP ain't need no cooling
>>
>>44062278
>That being said, NFC looks neat.
and they could have already had it in the iPhone 4. Or maybe even earlier. Android did.
>>
>>44062291
http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/2fxj9v/guys_im_so_happy_im_crying/
>>
>>44062168
>kim_jong_un_forced_applause.png
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>>44061465
after the whole icloud hack what the fuck are they thinking.
>>
>>44062094
Wait, I thought those borders would only show when you were editing the watchface?
>>
>>44062281
It's large compared to the size of the actual display
And square tend to look larger than circles too.
>>
They dropped the fucking ball terribly with the watch.
I mean even if apple made shit at least it's design was always nice.
WTF is this watch! It's the first legitimately ugly thing they've made in over ten years.
>>
>>44062179
Yes. And I expect something costing twice as much to be a bit better.
>>
>>44062140
>1GB RAM
lol no
>>
>>44062292
Picking mine up this week. Can't wait
>>
>>44062314
That's pretty cool.
>>
The worst iPhone Adobe has ever done.
>>
>>44062225

why even produce 16gb?
shouldn't 32gb be minimum these days?
>>
the watch looks awesome
end yourselves
>>
>>44062171
>All of the apple goodness
>superior
But why exactly is it superior? What apple goodness are you talking about?

Calling me a poorfag isn't proving your point at all, actually. It's saying you're just an idiot who buys the latest phone because it's the latest phone, and doesn't understand how to compare features and tech.
>>
>>44062154
>240fps

Fucking glorious for porn vines
>>
>>44062312

the mobile version of their new site is completely broken on my phone...
>>
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>>44062314
>>
does the full keynote have a torrent up yet?
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>>44062318
>galaxy gear says hello
>>
>>44062282
They did that in 2009 and 2010 when it was true for the most part.
Smarter people on /g/ have been complaining about phones having needlessly high resolutions ever since the Droid DNA.
>>
>iPhone 6 is not even fullHD

WTF? I thought Apple were the leaders.
>>
>>44061589
I never thought of that.. huh.

>>44061897
>"i've got nothing to hid so whats the big deal!! hehehe theyll get to look at my porn history so horrifying XDD!!"
>>
>>44061569
>>44061886
did they trademark the entire spectrum of AppleXXX?
When will they sue over AppleJuice and ApplePie
>>
>>44062341
When did apple start using Google Wallet?
>>
>bigger than bigger
Really?
>>
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>>44062356
>>
>>44062230
source?
>>
>>44062367
Plus is
>>
>>44062219
my s3 (4x1.4, 1gb ram) runs smoother than ishit
why the fuck are you on /g/
>>
>>44062356
>ios8 is the world's most advanced mobile operating system
[citation needed]
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>>44062230
>Edit: Wow. 5 minutes in and so much hate.
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So which celebrities have been bought by Apple.

I know about Katy Perry and Ellen Dykegeneres.
>>
>>44061800
It's certainly not when you pay around $2000 for a phone and contract.
The thing here is that people buy a top-tier phone when they don't actually have enough money, so a few more hundreds of $ breaks their bank.

>>44062336
you fell for the marketing bucks, buddy :^)
>>
Everything that came out of this was cancer. Moto X and Moto 360 here I come.
>>
>>44062271
Am I being retarded or has this not been around for a while on iPhones?
>>
>>44062286
No, it's your fault for not upgrading. The RAM would be fine but your phone is so old Apple is phasing it out.

>>44062367
The way their apps are designed restricts themselves for resolution changes
>>
Any tech people know the point of 64bit architecture for a mobile?
>>
>>44062278
Ahh yeah I see what you mean, re-buying a lot of apps could be fairly annoying and pricy. And yeah, NFC is a great technology when combined with NFC stickers and things like that. Android has had it for quite a few years, so you can find a good amount of info on it now. Hoping Apple bring some cool new things to the table with that!
>>
>>44062314
The only thing I like about this.
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>>44062376
>When will they sue over AppleJuice and ApplePie
>>
>>44062323
Probably? I'm not stupid enough to think that Apple isn't horrifically behind the curve in several key ways.
>>
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>tfw your thread is now a sticky
see you 4000 replies from now
>>
>>44062322
>8MP
i don't think you know how CCDs work.
from Wikipedia:
>Cooling reduces the array's dark current, improving the sensitivity of the CCD to low light intensities, even for ultraviolet and visible wavelengths. Professional observatories often cool their detectors with liquid nitrogen to reduce the dark current, and therefore the thermal noise, to negligible levels.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge-coupled_device
>>
>>44061629
I-is that fucking real?

If not, yes, I know I'm an idiot.
>>
>>44062404

Yes, read this, in depth:
https://mikeash.com/pyblog/friday-qa-2013-09-27-arm64-and-you.html
>>
>>44062386
>space gray
wat
>>
>>44062330

maybe that's the case. haven't seen a video of it yet.
>>
>>44062395
That tweet is satire though.
>>
>>44062228
>mods deleting my posts about niggers
>now deleting anti-apple posts

What the fuck is wrong with this goddam board's mods?
>>
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>>44062386
And finally. Still trying to do the "How To Buy" shit
>>
I missed the keynote. Does the iPhone 6 have low power mode to allow "Hey Siri" to work without docking?
>>
>>44062229
it's true bro, I just checked my facebook
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>>44062325
>http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/2fxj9v/guys_im_so_happy_im_crying/
that reminds me, gotta check what lerebbit thinks of all this
>>
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Anyone know what processor is in the watch? ARM shareholder reporting in.
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>>44062231
>Pitchfork
says it all
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>>44062404
Improved processing. Same applies with 64-bit in computers. It's not just a memory thing.
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>>44062394
what the fuck is that webm
>>
SOMEONE SHOW ME A PICTURE OF THE WATCH ON AN ACTUAL HUMAN PLEASE.

THANK YOU
>>
>>44062294
Except that Android blows iOS out of the fucking water in market share.
>>
>>44062294
You mean the design choice that Android natively allows you to customize easily to your tastes?
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>>44062117
Yup.

Goodbye best just-a-damn-music-player.
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>>44062314
What the fuck? They've had this technology for fucking years and years - look at stuff like Google Wallet and Isis Wallet. How is this revolutionary at all?
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every iphone user ever
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i can't be the only pissed off with it, as i was hoping for something different, and now i'm stuck having to buy a note 4
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>>44062142
the crown is on the right. imagine its on your right arm and try to move it without obscuring the screen or looking like a moron

protip: no chance
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>>44061684
Wallhopper macfag detected.
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>>44062395
Ellen's is sarcasm you fucking dumbass.
>>
IT IS OVER
>>
I have literally never been this angry in my life.

Not at Apple. They're just a company trying to make money.

At the fans.

No, "big" screens aren't amazing, and we've already had them for ages. No, 720p isn't even a little impressive; 1080p is more or less standard at this point. No, NFC isn't suddenly mainstream because Apple "perfected" it; people have been using it everywhere for ages.

For fuck's sakes.

>I'm almost enjoying my anger.png
>>
REMEMBER, 2015 IS ALREADY DECIDED

http://techcrunch.com/2014/09/09/apple-just-won-ces-2015/
>>
>>44062433
Hitachi SH4
>>
>>44062404

security? games?

EXTREME NOTEPAD?
>>
>>44062271
>no more nude leaks
>icloud is still shitty
>>
>>44062395
that looks more like a joke...
>>
>>44061894

>we have no new features so heres some bullshit to talk about
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>>44062345
yea that adobe guy.. no wonder
>>
>>44062395
Ellen's tweet was clearly satire you fucking retard
>>
>>44062314
This is probably the biggest thing from the event. Apple is good at bringing "new" services to the mainstream.
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Those shitheads at apple suck at keynotes. They make it look so fucking fake, it was hard to watch...

Just get someone who knows how to be funny you fucking idiots.
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>>44062446
>funnes

sounds like a scottish food
>>
>>44062295
irony/10
>>
>>44062391
Stop lying, you filthy android peasant.
>>
So what are potentially good things the Watch could even do?

Fitness seems to be a lead idea, but thats not a huge market.
NFC seems like itd be nice but its already on the iPhone.
It costs tree fiddy.

What i the market exactly?
>>
>>44062433
MIPS R4000 probably
>>
>>44062440
looks like a clip from the manx tt
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>>44062395
wasn't she bought by samsung or so
>>
>>44062414
It's not real, but it will be. It's just a matter of time.

> Facebook has detected an elevated heartbeat, would you like to share what is exciting you?
>>
Noooo you need an iPhone 5 or above for it to work.
>>
>>44062477
no she was clearly paid to make that tweet.
>>
dont have any need in watch cause i dont even go out of my room and dont have iphone, but still kinda want to buy it. Apple magic i think.
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>>44062325
>http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/2fxj9v/guys_im_so_happy_im_crying/

>Everything about today. I was skeptical about a lot of things. Even the recent acquisition of Beats made me upset.
>Today they have reinvented themselves. That's not a small task, considering they are the biggest company in the world.

i... what what the fuck
these people have turned consumerism into a fucking religion
>>
>>44061917

>a watch that doesnt show the time

>shows crappy app icons

BRAVO STEVE JOBS
>>
>>44062459
>people have been using it everywhere for ages.
The only place I've seen NFC is McDonalds and on those NFC tags you can buy. I have NEVER used Google Wallet to pay for anything.
The fact Apple is cutting a deal with stores to get NFC payment in their locations means a lot.
>>
People who think $350 for a watch is expensive should evaluate their lives
>>
>>44062425
how much is off contract? how much does the contract charge?
>>
>iphone 6 doesnt have Retina(TM) quality display

MEIN SIDES
>>
>>44062492
It will add weight to your left arm.
>>
>>44062492
rich niggers who waste money for fun
there is no reason for it
>>
>>44061646
The only thing you posted that grabbed my attention was the free U2 album, but then I read the part of it being iTunes exclusive.

Maybe I can dig out my old 3GS and download it there or something, but iTunes is not touching my computer. iTunes was the main reason I switched to Android (that, plus lackluster backwards compatibility, a lackluster software lineup, a really small screen, and almost no video/audio format support except for .mp3 and their own proprietary formats). Fuck iTunes. Fuck the iPhone for requiring iTunes to sync music.
>>
>>44062227
Phase detection pixels dedicated to measuring contrast.
>>
>>44062448
kill yourself
>>
>>44062518
I'm a NEET dude
>>
>>44062446

That shit is $200? What hell? I thought it was like $80?
>>
>>44062433
I heard it's a custom version of the RISE MP6
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>>44062024

KATY PERRY MUSIC VIDEOS ARE SPONSORED BY BEATS BY DRE.
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>>44062509
She uses Samsung.
>>
>>44062456

she isn't criticizing apple, she probably didn't even write that.

ellen is a personality corporation and that corp. understood that a large media event was taking place so they made a tweet to get easy, free publicity.

it's all pretty much fucking evil, our current world.
>>
>>44062509

it was a joke. how do you not get it.
>>
>>44062514
Did you miss the whole keynote and what had to be at least a hundred image posts showing the watch face?
>>
>>44062492
I know for me it's the fitness aspect. I'd consider it an upgrade over GPS watches in a similar price range.
>>
>>44062519
This is probably off contract so far. Still can't get to the "How to Buy" page
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>5,5"
>1080P
>1gb ram
>16gb memory
>1200 USD / 900 EUR

ayy lmao
>>
>>44062532
>but iTunes is not touching my computer.

Sometimes I wonder how people can be so retarded.

People act like iTunes is actually malware. It's not great software for Windows, but it works, and works fine. Get over it.
>>
>>44062448
You know with the new wallet stuff they literally CAN now take all your money.
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>>44061569
>not iTime
I guess they didn't go with iWatch because NSA does that already
>>
>>44062024
WHAT ANIMU IS THIS?
>>
>>44062454
like every other watch ever?
>>
CONTRACT FREE 128 GB IPHONE 6 PLUS PRICE IS $949
>>
>>44062567
boku no pico
>>
>>44062517
Isn't it amusing how Apple is always the company to introduce technology and actually force others to implement it, benefiting everyone and themselves?
>>
>>44062403
You retarded fuck I owned an iPad Air for about a month and it did the same thing. I returned the piece of shit.

This phone reloaded tabs since the beginning.
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>5,5"
>1080P
>1gb ram
>16gb memory
>1200 USD / 900 EUR
ayy lmao
>>
>>44062158
It's very possible as I had a camcorder with a tiny projector embedded in the fold out screen. Wasn't too bad and when the camcorder died I took it apart and the projection unit wasn't that big.
>>
>Samsung Gear Gear 2 (which has fewer features than the Apple Watch) costs $300
>Even the Pebble Steel with a black n' white display costs $250
>Somehow massive failure that the iWatch costs $350

>Pretty much all smart watches (i.e not just fitness trackers like Jawbone UP and Nike Fuelband) require a companion smartphone
>Somehow massive failure that the Apple Watch also requires a smartphone to work

This is exactly what I mean when I say that /g/ is the worst board on 4chan when it comes to the relation between actual knowledge compared and assumed knowledge. Most of the people on /g/, being spillover from /v/, really don't know much more than your usual clueless baby boomer woman. All they know it to look at some numbers, like clock frequencies, and do some 1st grade math even when that's retarded.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the least bit interested in smart watches having replaced my watch with a phone back in 2003, but I at least read up on things. Even if I was interested in a smart watch I wouldn't buy an Apple Watch for the exact same reason I wouldn't buy a Samsung Galaxy Gear (i.e I'd have to get a smartphone by the same manufacturer as well).
>>
>>44062567
boku no pico
>>
>>44062278
Also, if you have a Mac then Continuity looks pretty amazing
>>
>>44062123
>>44062123
>>44062107
My watch has a leather wristband, so I'm used to take it away when I go swimming or take a shower, even though is 10 ATM waterproof.

This shit is gay
>>
>>44062559

>fine

that is an unbelievably bold statement
the best you can say is that it allows drag and drop, which, considering it is apple software, a fucking miracle
>>
>>44062518
for a watch, nope, but for a fucking ADD ON WITH NO STANDALONE!!
>>
>>44062518
> People who think $350 isn't a lot for a watch that will be outdated in 2 years, only works with an iPhone, and requires daily charging should evaluate their lives

ftfy
>>
>>44061505
Google dosnt make phones
>>
>>44061848

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl8mQhxhE_Q
>>
>>44062058
why not go fullretard and make the resolution 777x1337
>>
>>44062554
I can see that perfectly, the fitness one seems to be the lead product. But why is there a fancy one if it cant do fitness? And whats the pro of a regular one?
>>
>>44062600
Fuck off with the shitty spam
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>5,5"
>1080P
>1gb ram
>16gb memory
>>
>>44062597
>>44062603
ayy lmao
>>
>mfw the apple store is offline
goddammit apple, you can't even keep a server online
>>
>>44062608
No, it works fine. Been using it for years, and unlike some people, managed not to wipe my phone or fuck up my computer. Some people are just retarded.
>>
>>44062454
>wearing a watch on your right hand
>2014

not even once
>>
>>44062462
Cheers. Dreamcast on your wrist. Smartwatch = dumb idea. At least until they get the batteries to last more than a day.
>>
I want the 6+.

How much do you think I can sell a Galaxy Note II for?
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>/g/
>Apple is shit
>Why do people talk about them?
>This is the most active thread on here
>>
>>44062620
The other ones are for shills who want to throw away money
>>
>>44062597
>>44062603
Congratulations!
>>
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>5,5"
>1080P
>1gb ram
>16gb memory
>1200 USD / 900 EUR
>>
>>44062272
>You now have MMMBop playing in your head on loop
>>
>>44062622
>16GB
>>44062425
>>
>>44062158

>only getting to use the watch at night time or in dark rooms

bravo, retarded Steve Jobs.
>>
Is it going to have all LTE bands on a single model or when I travel outside of the freedom cage will it drop to 3G?
>>
>>44061424
>watch can't even talk to other people remotely
>can't be a spy

What is even the fucking point
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>5,5"
>1080P
>1gb ram
>16gb storage
>1200 US DOLLARS
>>
>>44062625
>stock crashing
>streaming issues
>shops closed
>access denied
Is Apple kill?
>>
>>44062593
GG2 was called a failure by /g/ as well.
Pebble was not.
WHY? Because the Pebble was not limited to certain devices.
>>
>>44062593
>exactly the same as everyone else
>shittier hardware
>costs more for no reason
Oh boy, i sure wonder why no one likes Apple...
>>
Thank you based chinese slaves
>>
>>44062640
Just kidding. It will probably be ARM
>>
>1 GB RAM
>1100MHz CPU
>8 MP PRIMARY CAMERA
>1334 x 750 RESOLUTION

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST AGAIN?
>>
>>44062577

picture
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>>44062555
are you shitting me
>>
Apple IRC with buttmad deluded people and passive aggressive mods
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.snoonet.org/apple/?settings=dd892af474749b032ba39bb88a8894d9
>>
>>44062640
It's a dumb idea even then. It's just a less-capable-than-your-phone accessory.
>>
Andy Ihnatko @Ihnatko
The rounded corners really are a very big deal. It totally changes your tactile relationship holding this thing. Big win.

Apple does it again. Rounded fucking corners. Innovation at the highest level.
>>
i dont think Steve would have approved of the iWatch or iPhone 6's design. they legitimately look ugly as hell.
>>
>>44062294
Have you ever tried Obj-C?
I'm betting no.
>>
>>44062683
>implying you can measure camera quality in megapixels
Fuck off
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>>44061848

>all those creaks, 1mm gaps and 500 buttons

from apple?
>>
>>44062506
>I'm balls deep in that pussay
>>
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>5.5" Long Phone without even curving the back
Who thought this was acceptable
>>
>>44062686
Wow.
>>
>>44062688
kek, it's Apple
>>
Fucking hell.
>>
>>44062657
don't forget
>1.1 GHz CPU
>>
>>44062653
I understand that but too many models will confuse the goy consumers

>2 screen sizes
>3 categories
>endless straps
>>
>>44062686
haha ho wow
more expensive than mba
>>
>>44062696
on the contrary steve very likely approved these designs personally before dying. these are almost certainly the last batch of things he personally touched. aside, perhaps, from the appletv.
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>>44062231

>faster wireless

if you can get a connection, kek
>>
>>44062646
People like circus shows.
>>
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Oh don't mind me... only passing by.
>>
>>44062713

do you want to help contribute to Steve Jobs' Yacht Fund or not
>>
>>44062628

i use it too
the fact I can't use m3u playlists is just painfully retarded on apple's part

also no stop button on the player
i don't give a fuck really, but I remember when I first installed itunes and wondered where it was. googled mac forum and saw someone ask same question... every reply was, "why do you want a stop button"

a perfect example of apple fanatics. fuck.
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>they put the Ellen tweet on their website

Top kek.
>>
>>44062506

"Hey Everyone, I am currently masturbating furiously to shota hentai!"

Your Aunt Agnes likes this
>>
What about the MOBA demo guys? I can't w8 to play league of legends on my brand new iPhone Plus 6!!!
>>
>>44062716
fuck this is laughable

seriously
>>
>>44061582
Every Breaking Wave is nice
>>
>>44062694
What the fuck
They even showed one of the old iPhones that was round
>>
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>>44061894
>>44062058
> Retina HD
> HD
> 1334x750

My sides... My sides have reached speeds beyond any known warp scale.
They are currently occupying a place in which time and death doesn't exist, a place where imagination and reality intermix.

Oh god this is more golden than the "better than gold" currently on the AppleWatch.
>>
>>44062506
or you could disable Facebook from accessing your heart rate like even the lowest functioning retard would do
>>
KEK

even reddit hates it

http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/2fxll7/wow_the_hate_on_the_watch_is_insane_on_this_sub/
>>
>>44062433
Apple owns a quarter of ARM from the start
>>
>>44062686
Nice.
$100 more for just +64 GB of storage.
>>
>$899

This means it's going to be €899

Fucking hell, every ascending digit the phone goes up €100.

Time to finally get on a contract I guess...
>>
>>44062646
Nothing unites /g/ like apple keynotes.
>>
>>44062738
No, I'm getting the Note 4. The Best Phone of 2014 and most of 2015.
>>
I miss steve
>>
>Watch is more expensive than an Xbox One
>>
>>44062549
>She's a paid Samsung shill

you seriously think the whole selfie thing wasn't a paid Samsung ad LOL
>>
>MUH MOTO G IS BETTER THEN IWATCH LELE

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/09/ifixit-cracks-open-the-moto-360-finds-smaller-battery-than-advertised/

>MUH MOTOO G APPLE IS LE EVIL AMIRITE XD

Well nice try, mowdourolah.
>>
>>44062740
Those web masters have a sense of humor
>>
>>44062272
Fuck I want that shirt badly.
It would troll the obnoxious Nirvana fans into oblivion.
>>
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>>44062660

don't bring weezer into this discussion, sir
>>
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I didn't know you could use iPhone 6 to write code in text mate on it
>>
>>44062767
GOOD GOY
>>
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Any /r/ichfags here?
>>
>>44062225
The 64 GB is the same price as the 32. You're saying more for less is bad?
>>
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This event was really disappointing, and I mean that without any intention of trolling.
>>
>>44062785
Hope you enjoy the watch that was ADVERTISED to need charging every night. Can't imagine real world usage.
>>
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>>44062696
Agreed, and I'm a Mac user from way back. I have a 5S and I love it. It's a great phone. I will not be upgrading to this iPhone 6.

Every year Apple becomes less and less the company I actually admired, a COMPUTER company that focused on aspects of design that everyone else half-assed. Every year they become more about selling consumer gadgets.

They still make the best Unix notebook computers on the market (and not just because they're the only ones). But how long will that stay true?
>>
What's the difference between Plus and nornal versions?
>>
>>44062706
What the fuck is that really what it's going to look like? It's bigger than my dick.
>>
>>44062796
I wouldn't buy it even if I had the money for it
>>
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>>44062767

>My god it's going to rape me
>I could walk away but whatever
>Better to just lube up and take the cock
>>
>>44062700
you measure it in sensor size and lens quality, in which case the iPhone 6 is shit because it's still a 1/3.06" sensor with a f2.2 lens with no optical image stabilization

the 6+ is slightly better because it has OIS but doesn't fix the rest of its flaws
>>
>>44062657
>It's better because it costs more
>>
>>44062808
Suits are for faggots
>>
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Chuckled
>>
The Taptick speaker sounds good for secret notices.
>>
>>44062797
you're paying less for more anyway

might as well buy a phone compatible with 128gb sd cards and get that and an sd card

you'd still have spare money afterwords
>>
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which one would u cop, /g/?
>>
>>44062676
>Similar to everyone else, but more features than competitors
>Don't know exact specs yet
>At least some explanation (haptic feedback etc.) for the $50 higher price
Fixed that for you...

Oh well, Samshills and more /v/ spillover than usual as always whenever Apple has one of these events
>>
>>44062739
>the fact I can't use m3u playlists is just painfully retarded on apple's part

how fucking autistic can you be?? who even fucking uses winamp anymore? you can create and manage your own fucking playlists in iTunes far easier than you can by dragging and dropping shit in a tiny ass winamp window. get with the fucking times your retard
>>
>>44062628
>Some people are just retarded.

like people who use itunes
but i guess for some people having 15" dildos being shoved up their ass is fine too
>>
>>44061989
Freud would love to analyze this ad
>>
>>44062314
>all your payment info on your phone
>losing your phone is now even MORE annoying because you're basically losing your wallet along with it
>>
>>44062740
this is so cringeworthy...
>>
>>44062664
Yeah, or against a reflective surface, dumbass.
>>
>>44062314

>knock someone out

>rob them with their fingers
>>
>>44062771
Samshit is just as bad as apple you stupid fucking consumerist sheep.
>>
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>>44062271
FTFY
>>
>>44062761
>even reddit hates it
>browsing reddit
>>
ios 8 better have new emoji
>>
>>44062706
they have the feature where the apps scale down towards the bottom so you can reach it with your fingers

still ungodly and stupid though
the only right screen size is 4.2"
>>
>>44062837
Second, please
>>
>>44062230
>Edit: Wow. 5 minutes in and so much hate.
>>
>>44062771
> buying phablets
why.jpg
>>
>>44061743
iPhone 6 Plus looks like Samsung designed it
>>
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>>44062810
So you have no argument to defend mowdourolah?
Ok thanks, you just proved I won.

Feels good that apple atleast doesn't lie to it costumers.

[spoiler]btfo :^P[/spoiler]
>>
I think it's time to say, take my money a and fap me!
>>
>>44062830
watch out anon, you might confuse /g/ with that
>>
>>44062838
>samshills
Please, at least call me Sony or HTC shill.
Samesung can suck my dick, they are the Apple of Android phones.
>>
>>44062868
the countdown begins for an xposed module. I'm betting we'll have it by Friday
>>
>>44062761
>http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/2fxll7/wow_the_hate_on_the_watch_is_insane_on_this_sub/

"I don't get it .. Either they're genuinely pissed off fans, or trolls from other brands coming here to trash talk shit."

leltopramenkekmysidestoorbit
>>
>>44062839
>m3u
You need to educate yourself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M3U
>>
>>44062879
Well all apples does is copy now. So nothing new.
>>
Newfag to /g/ here, why are people shitting on:

1) The screen resoultion of the new iPhones?
2) the 1.1ghz/ 1GB Ram?
>>
>>44062886
OK
>>
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>>44062785
>implying
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900€ is a fucking ridiculous amount of money for a phone with that ugly camera placing

Fucking dropped
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I wonder when body integrated PC's are coming out.
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>>44062861
>just as bad as apple
i really don't think any tech company is as bad as apple
iPad was supposed to be a computer for the computer illiterate. then it requires a computer just to use the fucking thing.
i have never seen something so fucktarted
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>>44062819
I currently have a One M8 and iP5 (which I even prefer lel), but don't care that I have to get a contract. Have planned on doing it before anyway. 50GB 4G over here is cheap as fuck on contract so I don't care that much about needing a contract
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>>44062353
>imagining slow-motion porn at 60 FPS

My dick can't wait
>>
CNBC asks "Will you buy the new iWatch?"


www.cnbc.com/id/101984827
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>>44062386

>we renamed the 5s to 6
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>>44062838
> buying any smartwatch at all
You must really love gimmicky bullshit
>>
>>44062924

Look at the price on the website and try to imagine a universe where that is justified.
>>
>>44062837
bluesteel
>>
So not only is the iwatch $350... you have to buy a fucking iphone as well?
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>>44062837
In order of appeal, 1, 2, 4, 3.
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So all I've gotten out if this is that, the iphone 6 is using the iphone 3G volume buttons and they moved the power button to the side where you actually hold the stupid phone.

oh and the camera is a pimple or a wart or an open sore

anything else I missed?
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>this is what macfags actually believe
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>>44062937
>requires a computer to use it

But that's wrong you fucking retard.
>>
Well what phone should I get else?
Samsung is total shit , laggy and shitty build quality.
Motorola has no High End Phone.
LG is muh chink quality.
HTC is also total shit.

Only iPhone is showing improvment and a top notch build quality.
>>
> 8mp camera
what is the point

when other phones are getting 41mp and 20.7mp you atleast want to appease the mongoloids that think taking photos with apple phones makes you a master of photography.
>>
Guises, when will ios 8 come out?
>>
Am i the only one that's 100% sure the smartwatch fad won't go through? It's entirely marketed and has got nothing to do with demand. The smartphone is a great invention but this shit would have steve rotating in his grave
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>>44062924
Because it should be about 100€ with those specs, but its 900€
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>>44062960
Yeah I realize they are ridiculous, which is why I always buy my iPhones second hand. never caused me a problem
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>>44062861
>Samshit is just as bad as apple you stupid fucking consumerist sheep.
Why do you think that, Mr. Shill?
>>
>>44062924
The price is fucking redicilous, even Apple knows it. That's why when they presented it they said "starting at only $199.. ehem, contract, ehem"
>>
>>44062937
This.
>can't delete synced photos on ipad
what the fuck apple
>>
>>44062814
same
this keynote makes me want to quit the Apple ecosystem and sell all my shit.
>>
only the 4.7in watch is known to have 1GB of RAM.

the iPhone 6 plus could reasonably have 2GB and not have it advertised to not make the iPhone 6 seem inferior.
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>>44062701
What are you even talking about? There is literally 4 buttons.
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>>44061748
[citation needed]
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>>44062740

they made a site to circle jerk about themselves?

really?
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>>44062980
really? i had to install iTunes just to activate the piece of shit. you can't use it without a computer on which to activate it it.
>>
>>44062986
They probably can't complete with the technology which makes that amount of pixels usable.
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>>44062932
This is like comparing a Breitling to Swatch, there's not even a competition in terms of style here
One if for people with taste and the other is for rich kids
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>>44062976
filtered
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>>44062924
1) Apple bragged about resolution for years and now acts as if it doesn't matter.
2) that's laughable little for current software
>>
>>44062976
>Symbian
>SYMBian
>SYMBIAN
macfags are actually retarded
>>
>>44063006

If they don't advertise it then there's no reason to include it
>>
>>44062706
oh that's not too bad then. like holding my dick, ok.
>>
>>44062984
Moto X gen2 is the best flagship right now with stock.
I'd personally get S5 for the amoled + flagship everything, then put AOSP on it. Plus you're wrong on all counts for every phoe.
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>>44062994
Oh yeah I'm shilling for not sucking probably the most gigantic tech corp cock that is samsung.

Kill yourself retard samsung is a massive corp and is as bad or worse than apple. Calling someone a shill for hating both is about as stupid as you can get.
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No.

Just...no.

You're wrong.
>>
LINK TO IOS8 NOW
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>>44062686

>$1000 for a 1gb ram/1ghz phone

jesus christ

android phones and their user replacable battery and expandable memory say hi btw
>>
>>44062114
U WOT M8
>>
>contracts
What kind of a backwards third world country do you even have to live in to have fucking phone contracts?
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>>44062984
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>>44062970

That's the starting price, there's a 38mm and a 42mm size, and then there's regular, sport and luxury gold editions. I'm curious how much the gold watch will cost if a regular 38mm is $350...
>>
>>44061657
>Samsungs innovation is a rebranded Oculus
>>
>>44062706
>>44062868
Learn how to hold a phone you fucking mongs
>>
I get so irrationally angry about things that other people buy.
>>
>>44062272
w2c shirt
>>
>>44061979
>implying an iphone needs more ram

stay pleb faggot
>>
>>44062399
Its was on the iPhone 5s, so 'kinda' new.
>>
>>44063024
Not anymore. I don't know if you had to on the very first one but I never had to on the one I returned.
>>
>>44063051
>amoled
Enjoy your burned screen after 8 months
>>
>>44063060
USA.
>>
>>44063052
>still no reasons why Samsung is shit
>>
>>44063060
Claipistan. Most people get their phones on contract here.
>>
>>44062454
or you could just wear the stupid watch upside down.
>>
>>44063055
On phones? Yes they did you fucking retard. Windows Mobile 6.5 never had multitouch.
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>>44062986
>when other phones are getting 41mp and 20.7mp you atleast want to appease the mongoloids that think taking photos with apple phones makes you a master of photography


>pay 1200 for a phone with a better camera
>pay 4.99 for an app
>use app to apply shitty filters that make the picture look shitty
>>
>>44063060
Hi.
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>>44062932
>Whiskey on ice
Pretty much sums it up. Moto 360 is for fedoras who think rainy mood + jazz and putting ice in whiskey is "classy" while everyone else wants an Apple Watch.
>>
>>44062003
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>
>people in 10 years will say Apple invented watches
>>
>>44063089

Galaxy s4 on release day, still kicking perfectly fine
>>
>>44063055
We aren't their target demographic dude.
>>
>>44063089
S3 Amoled user here, no burn at all, water u doing anon
>>
>>44062937
I don't think anyone ever said that but some of the more retarded Apple fanboys... However they updated the iOS version for the iPad so that it could be it's own standalone device already back in 2011.

Thou I suppose this kind of out of date stupidity is to be expected here on /g/... Remember seeing someone who genuinely thought macs couldn't right click as late as 2011.
>>
>>44062047
>Camera on a watch
are you trying to take pics up schoolgirls skirts? srs can't think of any reason for a wristcamera
>>
>>44063089
>2014
>burn in
Poorfag, quit using 2008 screens.
>>
>>44062986
No offense but the iphone 5s was the best camera at its release.(inb4 muh lumia) Same thing with the 6 I'm guessing
>>
>shitty ram

>shitty processor

>shitty 8mp camera

>$1000

are you fucking insane?
>>
Those bezels are horrifying.
>>
>>44063060
Living in Ireland, working at Google, from Denmark though
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>>44062003

always happens. selling at fever pitch is how they get profit
>>
>>44063095
Bad build quality
Exploding batteries
Shit software
Locked down boot loaders
Bloat
cheap parts
Overpriced
Slow and laggy
>>
>>44063123
>doesn't do selfies
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>>44063123
>Not wanting to be Star Trek
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>>44063058
>android phones and their user replacable battery and expandable memory say hi btw
got a Droid Maxx for the battery life.
can't replace battery
no removable memory
>mfw I sacrificed control for battery life
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So I should just stick to my iPhone 5S at this point and not upgrade, right?
>>
>>44063145
Lol it's easy to tell an iShill apart from the rest of /g/.
>>
>>44063129
People will buy it.
Drones are this dumb.

You could put an apple on dogturd and they would eat it.
>>
>>44063146

neither does Samsung. Camera was facing away from you. was completely pointless.
>>
>>44063110
Why do you think people do everything to look something? Ever think maybe some people just like cold drinks?
>>
>>44063110
>Implying that's not glass
>>
>>44061659
Buy on rumor
Sell on news
>>
>>44061545
they forgot about him
>>
>>44063110

But very few people want either
>>
>>44063095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QHd-_qncEU
>>
>>44063127
no it isn't and no the 6 won't
>>
>Tfw I got a Samsung Galaxy S5 for $100 after trading in my old iPhone 4
>He desperately tried upselling me on the iPhone 6
>See this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>44063145
> being this much of a whiny faggot about things that work fine but YOU happen to not personally like

Remember to cut "down the road" not "across the street"
>>
>>44063152
You should smash it with a fucking hammer and rethink your life, faggot
>>
>>44063152
oh god yes, this phone adds nothing, unless iOS8 gimps your phone.
>>
>>44062941
>www.cnbc.com/id/101984827
DO IT
>>
>>44063095
samsung is pretty shit, i'd rather be forced to ithroat tommy's little johnny than buy that shit
>>
>>44063129
>Thinks megapixels have anything to do with image quality
I bet you think your 24MP Note 4 outdoes my 16MP Canon.
>>
>>44062111
nice trips
>>
>>44063070
My current phone is 5.5" and I manage fine, it's got a curve to it and isn't ridiculously long though.
>>
>>44062957
>Point out that I don't see the point in smart watches in general and that both the Apple Watch and it's main competitor, the Galaxy Gear S, suffer from the same fatal flaw
>Hurr durr... You really want one don't you!!!
Spillover from /v/ is getting a tad extreme tonight isn't it?
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>>44063154
I literally just made fun of apple too you god damn fucking samsung shill piece of shit.

>hurr if you don't like my samshit fire hazard u must be an apple fuckboi
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>>44063158
they can start selling Apple apples. 5x the price of a normal apple, but it comes with a smug sense of self satisfaction.
>>
>>44063145
>Exploding batteries
Most batteries explode when being struck by a hammer.
>>
>>44063097

better than being a squatting slav in a running suit tossing dice hoping to buy a two year old flashed phone from the gypsy tech guy renting out the old politiburo building
>>
>>44061524

I have an iphone 4s too. I say keep it for another year untill 4s is denied from having IOS9
>>
>>44062150
>can barely tell hours from minutes
>5, 6, 7 blocked by the feet
>no seconds

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>
>>44063123
Handsfree FaceTime
>>
>>44063120
I had a S3 too and there was a significant burn where the notification bar is when watching stuff in fullscreen

>>44063117
Good for you, but I'm never going to trust AMOLED displays again.

>>44063126
Why is everyone so defensive?
>>
what the fuck am i meant to do when i turn up at the fucking apple store with my fucking paper money and they only accept apple pay
>>
>>44063110

apple watch looks like its designed for 8 year olds

do you have any sense of style or taste?
>>
>>44063152
Why would you ever upgrade each year?
>>
>it goes from here to here
>>
>>44063200
Samsung is the most popular smartphone brand for a reason, retard.
>>
http://www.reddit.com/r/apple
Kek.
>>
>>44063127
No it wasn't, and the 6 definitely won't be with its pitiful 1/3.06" sensor and no OIS

it doesn't matter though, it'll be good enough for most users to make them not care
>>
>>44063185
>things that work fine
>THE PLASTIC AND EXPLODIING BATTERIES ARE A DESIGN CHOICE U PLEB!
>>
>>44063169
It's really not pointless. Especially for things like QR codes and other image-based technology like facial recognition and text-reading.


Dumbass.
>>
>>44062796
hah i still cling to my 4S with iOS 5.0 --to me, the pinnacle of Apple, never to be achieved again.

everything since has been but a litany of abominations. fuck tim cook and his faggot pal ive. without jobs reigning over their faggotry they are nothing.
>>
>>44063228
That's why they added the double tap to move the top down.
>>
>>44062394
wat the fuck am i watching. is he kill?
>>
>>44063235
check /r/iphone they also hate it
>>
>Little Drawings
>inb4 dick drawings
>>
>>44063058

I'm going to loose my sides, just glancing at peoples home screens and seeing a shit ton of apps, and no way to customize.
>>
>>44063223
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>>44062177
The m8 is beautiful but it aint that great.

Get a Sony.
>>
>>44063185
Not him and I've got a Samsung tablet (because a tablet without digitizer and sdcard is pants on head retarded) but yeah the KNOX shit can go and fuck itself in the ass, there is absolutely lag before rooting reroming, and bloat is a fact. You can manage all of these things but they're still Samsung supported.
>>
>>44063215
Bad luck I suppose? I just check my s3 with both a black and white background and there isn't burn in at all on mine.
>>
>>44063231
Marketing, people being stupid, etc
>>
>>44063225
Because Apple products have a high resale value you can take advantage of.
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>>44063145
still better than appleshit, and you just described all android phones ;^)
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>>44063145
None of that is true.

>Bad build quality
Plastic > Aluminium shit
>Exploding batteries
Nope, a few google searches reveal that other brands have more battery incidents than samsungs
>Shit software
If you care about out-of-box experience, then get an iPhone you fucking retard
>Locked down boot loaders
Not true
>Bloat
I got 3GB RAM, and some of those features are actually useful to me, especially the S-pen
>cheap parts
The most expensive phone to manufacture on the market in raw parts isn't cheap
>Overpriced
Nope, see above
>Slow and laggy
Nope
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Could someone please explain to me what this Apple Watch thing is and why people are losing their shit over it?

I don't quite feel like installing QuickTime to watch an ad.
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>>44062394
did he die?
>>
i like apple products. i didn't really like the keynote today. does it matter? no, not even remotely. does it matter that 80% in here were disappointed? no, not even remotely.

everything they introduced today will sell out in a couple of days. and to all of you posting apple stocks or saying that apple is doomed....you are all fucking morons who have not the slightest clue of how economy works.

i expected more, but it was still a "solid" performance, given how the competition is still a fucking joke.
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>>44063170

because when fedora kid takes a sip his face turns red, he coughs his lung up, and he bends over holding his knees until he can look up and ask, "do you have any mr. pibb?"
>>
>>44063170
Putting whiskey on ice is like putting A1 on a properly cooked steak. It shows you are either drinking shit whiskey or have no fucking clue what you're doing.
Same thing with rainy mood. Adding bullshit that just degrades the quality of whatever you're listening too in the name of "class".

>>44063223
Apple is a trend setter. The original iPhone was ugly as sin but now the black rectangle is "iconic".
>>
ITT:
>>44061618
/g/ - Consumerism
>>
>>44063225
I never have before, last phone I had before my iPhone 5S was a 3GS even.
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>>44063235
HAHAHA
>>
>>44063193

lets ignore the camera entirely for a minute.

>that processor

>that amount of ram

>non-expandable memory

>non-user replacable battery

>$1000

on what planet is this acceptable?
>>
>>44063276
http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/9/6107091/apple-watch-iphone-6-most-important-things
>>
>>44063272
That's not a reason to upgrade.
>>
>>44063237
samsung is switching over to metal and the exploding batteries thing never happens in real world setttings. nice try though.
>>
>>44063255
Why didn't that retard just text the guy to meet for lunch, instead of bs?
>>
>>44063231
Hahahaha

>it's popular so it's good!

Nothing to do with them spending the most money on advertising right? Having samsung on all the soccer jerseys and everything? You little corporate shit eating pig.
>>
>>44063228
did they get someone with bigger hands for the 6+ demo?
>>
>>44063274
Okay Samshill, defend KNOX.
>>
>>44063250
>Image search
>Russian site comes up
Those fucking cheki breki man
>>
Please tell me all the idiots around the world will still buy this phone+watch. I got apple stocks.
>>
>>44063241

all things that require specific apps that weren't available on the galaxy gear, or that needed a mobile phone connection (therefore a galaxy phone) anyway. yeah nah.
>>
>>44062559
it slows everything down, I'm pretty sure they do it on purpose to encourage purchase of iShit
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>>44063274
>Plastic > Aluminium
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>>44063298
I don't care about the phone, it's shit.
I care about all these retards who think MP=quality. If we didn't have this retarded megapixel myth then maybe we'd have more phones like the 1020 or Z2 which have quality sensors over MUH MEGAPIXELS.
>>
>>44062230
What a faggot, Apple didn't show anything special today.
>>
>>44063202

how about iShoes?

they are like regular shoes but the apple logo makes you jump higher.

get dr. dre to sell em, win win.
>>
>>44063298
The CPU is a pro

>>44063305
It's a new phone you can flip for almost no loss when the 6s/6s+ come out
>>
I hate apple, but we dont NEED quad hd on smartphones.. I'd rather have better battery life and better performance than more pixels.
>>
>>44063207
>literally gets robbed because of no sane options
>but at least I'm not poor! I can afford to be robbed!
>>
>>44063231
do you know how much Samsung pays for marketing? it's surreal
>>
>>44063262

yeah you can make anything look good in a specific pose.

put it on a fat programmers hairy wrist and we can talk
>>
>>44063285
The competition, i.e. the other main platform, dominates Apple in marketshare and international expansion potential.
>>
>>44063311
Extra security layer for Enterprise, what's wrong with that?

>>44063320
Bite me.
>>
>>44062739
iTunes M3u works for me.
>>
>>44063315
Most of these phones will require a smart phone to interface with and connect to. Get used to it.
>>
>>44061629

is this from the demo?
>>
>>44061701

>implying androidfags buy $350 watches.

Apple is targeting the wealthy class iPhone userbase. Plebs not welcome.
>>
>>44061810
Yes and thats the highlight of the Keynote.
Waited for the redesign for 5 years.
>>
>>44063320
Plastic has better resistance at low drops and makes it cheaper to replace when broken at higher drops.
Aluminum never bends back just right and replacements are expensive.
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>>44063285
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>>44062138
wow this is just... I don't know!^
>>
>>44063357
>Extra security

yeah, extra non-existent
>>
>>44063306
Still doesn't even begin to fix bloat, shit software, lag and locked boot loaders.
>>
>>44063292
Good. Continue what you're doing. 2 years is the minimum acceptable time between upgrades.
>>
>>44063346
>it's surreal

they pay 1 billion pancakes?!
>>
>>44063231
>most popular
>most affordable
Pick one. Apple is the most popular, but some just cant afford it. Stay Pleb
>>
>>44063373
Or, this is crazy, you could not drop your phone.
>>
>>44063289

>It shows you are either drinking shit whiskey or have no fucking clue what you're doing.

If you're drinking whiskey instead of whisky, then yes, it is most likely shit.

There is no reason to drink whiskey when Scotch exists.
>>
>>44063228

>get someone with goliath size hands

>see! it's not that awkward!
>>
Posting in a gay bread.
>>
>>44063357
The blown efuse and voided warranty when you try to root the device you own
>>
>>44063357
>Bite me
I'm not helping you fulfill your masochistic fantasies. Keep buying Samsungs though, maybe if you're good they'll give you the hot n spicy pocket.
>>
>>44061702

25-50, educated, has dispicable imcome, fashionable.

Basically nobody in this thread.
>>
http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/16/jobs-no-ones-going-to-buy-a-big-phone/
>>
What the fuck happened at this shitty event?

Was it boring, as expected?
>>
How do you sell your contract iPhone 6?

And could you jailbreak it so it doesn't need contract?
>>
>>44063266
Of course you won't see anything on black
Try a neutral grey (127, 127, 127) or a pure RGB color.
>>
>>44063129
>Thinking a mobile device needs more unless the OS and programs have been made really badly from a memory usage perspective. Say in Java...
>Thinking all dual cores are the same (in real life performance where apps run run on 1 or 2 threads or rely heavily on a single thread the A7 even beats Snapdragon 800's)
>Being so pleb as to think that "megapixxuls == quality"
>The price is actually a valid point, why the fuck would Apple think that's not an issue
More /v/ spillover...
>>
>>44063285
>competition is still a fucking joke
how so?
the galaxy S5 is cheaper and has better specs.
apple hasn't introduced anything new or exciting. a fucking watch. oh boy.
this is the company that had the first portable mp3 player, the first smartphone (not including palm pilots), and now we get a fucking kitschy watch.
Apple has nothing.
Their competitors are stealing their customers all the time.
They are dead. They just don't know it yet.
>>
>>44063215

Did you have a galaxy s2 or some other SAMOLED+ screen or SAMOLED?
>>
>>44063250
Yes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Andrews_%28motorcycle_racer%29
>>
>>44063381
All of which are false.
>>
>>44063320
You are fucking cancer.
>>
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>>44063402
>despicable income

disposable?
>>
>>44063415
>this is the company that had the first portable mp3 player, the first smartphone (not including palm pilots),
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>
>>44063373
>I'm a fucking klutz with no respect for my technology I spent several hundred bucks on
You deserve it broken then.
>>
>>44063373
Aluminum wouldn't break in the fucking first place.


Learn to logic tard
>>
>>44063328
But the 1020 is good BECAUSE of muh megapixels and downscaling.
>>
>>44063394
Sure why not just use glass to make phones??!?!?!
Fucking stupid response.
Accidents happen.
People work.
People have kids.
People just be people.
>>
>>44063348
Nothing is going to look good on a fat neckbeard. Did you expect this to make you look good and get mad pussy or something? You will always be fat and ugly anon. Nothing will change that.
>>
>>44063431

what site is that?
>>
>>44063332
see my earlier post
>>44062261
>>
>>44063424
As if it matters shit stain. The VAST majority of people put their phones in cases anyway.
>>
>>44062625
>>44062674
No you retards Apple does that every year to create hype
>>
>>44062222
the pippen was good
u r dum
>>
>>44063431
It's dead
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>>44063419
>T-t-t-touchwiz isn't real!
>my boot loader is unlocked!
>>
>>44063431
pls update

pls

;_;
>>
>>44063369
>Apple userbase
>wealthy
Someone /r/ing the iPad blowjob screencap
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>>44063262
>that fucking bezel
They even tried to hide it those bastards
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>>44063386
sorry, can't find one with a higher resolution atm
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>>44063458
>arguing with quads
>>
>>44063424
>Plastic
>Shatters
>Highly susceptible to heat and cold warping

>Aluminum
>Bends
Oh damn guess I'll go buy a plastic POS
>>
>>44063446

>doesn't know about sapphire screens
>>
>>44063369
>wealthy class iPhone userbase
idiots with too much money
>and welfare niggers
>>
>>44063439
So the Apple Care warranty plan is pointless then right?
Fuck off.
>>
>>44063442
No, it's good because it has a much larger sensor, better lens, OIS AND downscaling.
See those two smallest boxes? Those are what your average smartphone uses.
>>
>>44063446
Probably because most drops aren't "low drops."

Do you have evidence that plastic phones are inherently superior to aluminum phones when dropped from average handheld height?
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http://www.cnbc.com/id/101984827
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>>44062310
why r u people taking the few good things apple has made and calling them bad
>>
>>44062454
there really should be a left handed version
>>
>>44063489
I didn't get it for my phone because I thought it was a ripoff yeah. I'm not a fucking idiot with butterfingers who disrespects my property.
>>
>>44063352
you do realize that iOS = ONLY LIMITED TO IPHONES


and ANDROID = EVERY OTHER SHIT?
>>
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.snoonet.org/apple/?settings=dd892af474749b032ba39bb88a8894d9

get in here and flame buttmad apple faggots
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>>44063482
Material doesn't make any fucking difference on a phone you dumb cocksucker. Aluminum or plastic. It doesn't fucking matter. At all.
>>
>>44063381

Only nerds care about that shit, and most of those can't even leverage that flexibility into any kind of functional advantage. For 80% of the market, it just has to be a name brand with a camera and run floppy crap.
>>
>>44063298

The processor is, by far, the best ARM processor ever.
>>
>>44063285

>hey guys here's a relabeled iphone 5s

bravo, steve jobs
>>
>>44063440
I never said it would break.
I said "bend".
That is what aluminum does.

>>44063484
sapphire =/= aluminum
Case not the screen you dumb shit.
>>
>>44063479
i was making a joke about surreal vs. unreal. i know samsung spends a ton
>>
>>44063402

>possibly another group of identity aligned people that value the thoughts and perceptions of others
>>
>>44063479
>People accuse apple of hiring shills
This has got to be proof of samsung shills, jesus christ
>>
>>44062432

Phew, thank god it has been deleted. Still got cancer.
>>
>>44063454
macrumors
>>
>>44063521
What? It isn't.
>>
>>44063495
most don't even use 1/2.3"

the S5, iPhone 5s and 6, LG G3, etc are all 1/3.06". Sony is the only one off the top of my head that uses 1/2.3" sensors in their phones.
>>
>>44063516
In that case get a fucking iphone then wow. You're making fun of apple yet you samshills will gladly slurp the nasty shit from the asshole as long as the buttstamp says samsung instead of apple.
>>
>>44063514
>It doesn't matter
>Except that muh shitty plastic is better at not denting than aluminum
>I'm completely satisfied when my plastic phone shatters and warps
>I enjoy samsung laying a big shit in my mouth
>>
>>44063454
Macrumors.
>>
>>44063415
>has better specs.
This means absolutely nothing.
>>
>>44062454
WATCHES ARE ALWAYS ON THE LEFT HAND REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAND YOU USE

STOP BEING A NIGGER
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>>44061618
>comparing a smart watch to an actual watch

0/10
>>
Is the slow-mo video on the iShit any good?
>>
>>44063511
The battle is still between platforms. The difference is the Apple/iOS works on a vertical control model and Android works on the horizontal.
>>
>>44063533
samsung has a far larger portfolio of products
their advertising budget will be bigger
>>
>>44061618
>not even a tourbillon
>shitty timekeeping, probably loses a few minutes everyday
>not auto
>not solar
>no 7 year battery
>no sapphire glass
>no dome
A fuckin Seiko 5 is 1000x better and half the price
Also
>only works with iPhone
It's just a bad copycat of the Android whateverthefuckisthatshit
Copying shit only results in even more shit
>>
>>44063499
>plastic phones are inherently superior to aluminum phones
The original post was about repair and cost to original form.
ALL drop test videos who that yes the aluminum will survive the drop when the plastic will crack but the aluminum will dent with BOTH being in a state of none original form factor.
>>
>>44063564
>There are people on /g/ who don't know how to wear a watch
Please tell me you idiots can at least tie a tie
>>
>>44063415
specs ? usability
specs ? customer satisfaction
specs ? sales you moron

apples reputation >>>>>>>>> samsungs reputation

i wouldn't even want to use an s5 if they gave it to me for free because it's a SHIT PHONE. i don't even have the time to list all of the miserable downsides of an s5 and/or android OS
>>
>>44063556
>when my plastic phone shatters and warps
except it doesn't
>>
>>44063415
>first portable mp3 player
No.
>>
>>44063556
Most people put their metal phones in plastic cases anyway you dumb nigger.
>>
>>44063561
>This means absolutely nothing.
right. it doesn't have the apple logo.
>>
>>44063499
Metals bend really easily despite being stronger.
Plastic that is used in phones is stiff so it cracks more easily but small drops are completely ignored apart from scratches.
>>
John Carmack@ID_AA_Carmack 1 min
1/1.8" is such a strange measure for a camera sensor. Decimal or rational, make up your mind!

John Carmack@ID_AA_Carmack 1 min
1/1.8" is such a strange measure for a camera sensor. Decimal or rational, make up your mind!

John Carmack@ID_AA_Carmack 1 min
1/1.8" is such a strange measure for a camera sensor. Decimal or rational, make up your mind!
>>
>>44063584
Please, tell me the lineup of your products, Samsung Rep

>>44063592
see >>44063587
>>
>>44063561
Apple argued otherwise for years.
>>
>>44063584

they are also playing catch up. apple and sony have been household names for decades
>>
>>44061659
Tiem to buy
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>>44063590
>apples reputation
HAHAHAHA
ok.
they couldn't even hack it in the business space. they dropped support for all of their business-side dealing and have not done a goddamn thing with OSX in almost a decade.
>>
>>44063596
Most people are fucking mongoloids happy to slurp up whatever is shoved in their face.
>>
>>44063590
Shill harder nigger. All you've done is state that you personally like Apple better, only you did it in an inconcise manner.
>>
>>44063520
This.
>>
>>44063596

people demand metal phones
people get metal phones
people spend vast sums of money to encase metal phone in plastic

starting to think that goy talk from /pol/ may have traction
>>
>>44063600
>>44063616
I will never own Apple products.
I'm just saying that having 32 GB of ram and a 4 niggaherts processor means nothing if you're comparing different systems.
You could have a completely fluid phone with a single-core 500 hz processor.
>>
>>44063595
Before the iPod what else could play MP3s portably?
>>
>>44063636
Yet they still have a dynamite reputation with a rocksolid consumer base ready to buy their products.
>>
>>44062271
>2014
>Voluntarily scanning your fingerprints for NSApple

Good Goyim
>>
>>44063638
You mean like people that shill for Apple and will wait in line outside a store for hours to replace a phone they bought less than a year ago?
>>
>>44063402
Not really
A lot of poor people buy Apple products just because it's Apple
And Apple is for rich, no? So they rich nao
People who don't do research into their products and have been with Apple will buy it
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YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>
How much samshit paid to guys who shit on new apple gadget? Is samshit in THAT much despair?
>>
>>44063589
I-I can do a half-winsor, and wear it so that it doesn't look funny.
Whenever I try a full Windsor I always fuck it up, and the shit is too short and fat.

Pls, no bully
>>
>>44063655
Speak for yourself. I have an iPhone without a case.
>>
>>44063636
well i guess you haven't heard the news that apple partnered up with IBM then?

just because you think they have shitty products (which isn't true anyway) doesn't mean they're fucking doomed.
>>
>>44063682
Samsung and Apple can both go fuck themselves
>>
>>44063659
What the fuck? Is that a serious question?
>>
>>44063657
>I'm just saying that having 32 GB of ram and a 4 niggaherts processor means nothing if you're comparing
I would agree with you if Android was just hitting the market, but I personally will take any android phone over an iPhone. I despise the single button crap. I used a Droid X for the past 3-4 years just because I liked it.
>>
>>44063693
bad_cadet_no_gliding
>>
>>44063693
4/10 apply yourself harder. Full windsor builds off of half windsor, you should be able to do both. And being unable to get a good shirt? What the fuck, man.
>>
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>meh: the company launches mehphone 6.0 and mehphone 6.0: biggerer edition and mehOS 8.0, which almost catches up with Android ICS
>this is worthy of a sticky
>>
>>44063592
>Being this misinformed
>Any year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB2wZET_SKs
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>bigger than bigger
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>>44063662

a big part of their reputation is flash innovation.
a shitty watch that no one really wanted that looks like watches that have been available for years?

all of those bad shops of Fallout-like watches would have been a better design than this limp cock of a "nikefuel but with apps" watch
>>
COME ON YOU APPLEFAGGOTS! BUYS THIS PIECE OF SHIT SO THE STOCK GOES UP AND I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY!
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>>44063611
>Samsung Rep
I own a TV that I bought 5-6 years ago.
last samsung phone I bought was a flip phone back in high-school.
>calm down, iFag
>>
>>
>>44063677
There is a lot of crossover between those two groups, yes.
>>
>>44063402
>educated
not in anything remotely related to technology.
I know more dumbfucks having dem apple iGoodies than properly educated people.
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how i feel watching this iBullshit
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Shots fired.
>>
>>44063659
Nothing, lol
Apple invented the mp3 player :^)
>>
>>44063722
>droptests
Literally why? Who the fuck drops their phones?
I think that since I got my first portable phone I only dropped one once.
Are people this retarded?
>>
>Retina HD
I can't wait to ask any future smug people what that even means.

I personally really dislike the rounded edges of the phone, the straight edges on the previous phones made them feel far more 'solid'


Also i'm sure developers are going to LOVE testing/programming for evn more iPhone variants now
>>
>>44062774
It's a shame that a manta ray killed him.
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>Download QuickTime to view this video.
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>>44063756
"B-but Apple just spent time perfecting it! It's not cheap like Lagdroid! Huehuehue!"
>>
>>44063727
And? Doesn't change the fact that their consumers (dumb as they might be) love their products and will spend the money on it no matter how overpriced it is.

>>44063735
>implying iFag
I have an iPhone because I can't be assed to make an android actually work. At least my iPhone 5 still runs as fast as when I got it with no problems.
>implying you shills don't have copypaste backgrounds to explain how you're totally not a shill
>>
Why is the Apple watch so ugly?
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Literal jej.
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I'm still using the same iPhone 4 I got in late 2010, actually seriously considering the big 6 this time around.
>>
I like how everyone is bitching about the lack of talk for other apple products. Niggers since when has apple talked anything other than iOS related stuff in their early sept events. No apple watch doesn't count, given that it is a heavily dependent accessory. Apple will never talk about MBA/mbp Mac minis or Mac pros at these events so shut the fuck about it. Save this message so that you can see again in 2015 if you have a hard time remembering and pass the message along to your stupid friends.
>>
>>44063659

you do know there were multiple mp3 players before ipod? also apple lost a court case when it was found they stole patented technology from a precurser to the ipod, a player made by creative
>>
>>44063611

...do you fucking realize Samsung makes more than smartphones and smartwatches?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung#Operations
>>
>>44063759
>Apple invented the mp3 player
im saying they made the first commercial, portable mp3 player
>>
>>44063794
Get a 5s. I'm sitting on my 5 and waiting for the next announcement.
>>
>>44063792
what is that?
>>
The half-assedness of post-Jobs Apple completely put me off of their products.
>>
>>44062446
use a fucking actual ipod for music retard, ipod touch is just a gimped iphone, my ipod nano, the 4th gen one with the touch screen works fine for music, battery lasts a day or two, multiple days if I'm not using it nonstop
>>
>>44061784
>good fab
Everyone I knew who bought an iPhone 5 had the glass popping out when temperatures dropped below 10 degrees. The sound and home buttons often got stuck too.
>>
>>44063756
>Ignores camera
Because the Nexus 4 has the best camera ever!
>>
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Apple's going bankrupt.
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>>44062305
No, they just make prints out of them with wood glue and a laser printer
>>
>>44063680

loved u2 growing up and up to about 2000
but now all I see is this image when I hear their stuff

fucking pathetic
>>
>>44063822
Never heard of the Stock Exchange kiddo ?
>>
>>44063788
>make an android actually work
then you must be retarted. it works as soon as you turn it on. yes, without iTunes.
>>
>>44063816
Oh do go on. What's your current sale items today, Samsung Rep #2?
>>
>>44063822

Are you retarded?
>>
>>44062701
>made on imgur
Kill yourself.
>>
>>44063833
My D90 is older than both these phones and still takes better pictures
Buying a phone for its camera is retarded
>>
>Had latest iPod nano
>Be me 2-4 years ago
>Bought 3rd party rubber sleeve.
>Wore it around on my wrist for Junior year of highschool
>TFW wore an Apple Watch before it was cool, at the best age to wear dumb shit
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apple announced a smart watch at their annual hipster faggot convention, man.

lots of buzzwords, nearly meaningless specs, and special parts and features that are ubiquitous in other devices.

apple somehow makes it seem like they invented it all.

they have a dial on this bad boy.. they're calling it the digital crown®. i know, sounds amazing doesn't it?

ps shill harder
>>
>>44062111

TFW saying TFW all those times makes you look like the sad droid fag that you are.
>>
>>44063833
>buying a smatfone for the camera
welcome to /g/ now git out
>>
>>44063833
If I want a camera, I buy a camera, right?
>>
>>44063814
could they store MP3s locally, or did they only play MP3s on a CD?
>>
>>44063773
The new design seems easier to fix though, even an inexperienced individual can do it himself.
>>
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>>44063474
Because it makes me laugh so much
>>
>>44063820
>im saying they made the first commercial, portable mp3 player
no they did not.
Stop spewing bullshit and go read something for once.
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>>44063833
>new features
Do you even read.
>>
>>44063765

kids, man
damn fucking kids
>>
>>44063503

god I cant wait till peoples assets get stolen, it will be iCloud except with money instead of nudes being stolen.
>>
>>44063836
No.
People is going to buy it even though its uglier and has worse hardware than the Moto 360
>>
>>44062234
>M8 is a fucking atmel microcontroller
Fucking seriously?
This is the most retarded thing ever
>>
>>44063845
>Absolute ass interface that can only be salvaged by redoing the whole thing
>it works as soon as you turn it on!

My iPhone 5 worked just fine when I got it at the store, didn't need iTunes
>>
>>44063736
>hacking
>>
>>44063736
Disgusting.
>>
>>44063765
Maybe because they're clumsy? Maybe because other people around them might be clumsy and knock them off things? How about those idiots who intentionally bump into people?

Still, Appul aluminium durability > Shamesung plastic durability
>>
Dont even imagine how sane people can buy Asian plastic shit instead of great aluminium American iPhone. I think its some niggers without good taste.
>>
>>44063788

so you have disdain for apple users
you use an apple product
you refuse to consider an additional product because it might make your brain hurt

got it

>mfw I use all apple products (I even have have old nanos hoarded because I need that old school click), but still can't get over the faggotry that this brand evokes.
>>
galaxy alpha> new iphone
>>
>>44063876
holy shit you are showing how young you are.
>>
gotta love apple customers.

they are the only people who will take it in the ass and buy an inferior product with a smile.

$3000 for a $1000 PC performance-wise? yes sir!

$1000 for a phone that has the performance of a $200 android phone? yes sir!

$350 on a smartwatch? yes sir!

god bless all you idiots for helping the economy.
>>
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Welcome to Apple 2015 expo

Introducing the iPhone 6s, the iPhone 6c, the iPhone 6s Plus, the iPhone 6c Plus, the iWatch Plus and the iWatch Plus S

It's the iPhoneWatch re-re-reinvented.
>>
>>44062736
ugly
>>
>>44062433
Intel 8085
>>
>>44062724
>icrap
icrop
>>
>the first sticky in months
|
|>
|
|?
|
>>
>apple watch
/gee/, no one thought that was coming i promise

inovashin
>>
>>44063585
>no sapphire glass
I'm pretty sure they said the aWatch was using sapphire glass
>>
>>44063870
I hate them so much


I also hate how all of my IRL friends go apeshit over everything Apple belches out.

I can't wait to be told how awesome NFC technology is despite the fact my speakers are turned on using it and have been for like 2 fucking years.
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>mfw they'll push iOS 8 to all older devices, severely gimping them and forcing their loyal customers to spend the night outside their local store waiting for a new one
>>
>>44063933
Only apple products I have are based iPod Classic and iPhone 5. Everything else is shit that works better than apple alternatives. It's not that it'll make my brainhurt it's that I don't have the fucking time to waste on it. If I buy a phone it should look fine right out of the box, I shouldn't have to do the developers work to make an appealing looking phone. Whatever your misgivings about Apple the iPhone out of box interface is superior to android. Admittedly android has greater customizability in how it can be redone, but that's a time investment I just can't make.
>>
Apple always produced overpriced crap but this is a new low.
>>
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>>44063880
Oh dog.
>>
is there an always listening siri with the iphone 6?
>>
>>44063943
> galaxy
shiteather
>>
>>44063820

they did not, sir

Apple made a good player, yes. but the important thing they did was iTunes- they created a way for dumb people to get digital music. this was the difficulty early digital music players had. people didn't want to rip cds, too much work

say this instead:

>apple developed the first commercially and legally viable platform that allowed the general public to easily get digital music
>>
>>44063921
>Maybe because they're clumsy?
You mean braindead?
>Maybe because other people around them might be clumsy and knock them off things?
What kind of dumb fucks do you surround yourself with?
>How about those idiots who intentionally bump into people?
Never saw this happen, do you live in a city for inbreds or something?
>>
Apple's payment system uses NFC - 1 year late (@BlackBerry, etc have had it). Bigger screens - about time. Still, distinctively innovative.
>>
>>44063765
My 16 year old sister has an S3.

It's already cracked and it's her second one.

Women can't take care of anything.
>>
>>44064009
Apparently that'll be an iOS 8 thing
http://www.tuaw.com/2014/06/02/siris-upcoming-update-means-shes-always-listening/
>>
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Lulz
>>
>>44063985
I'm surprised you even have friends with that attitude.
>>
>>44064009
yes it also costs $0.99 per 15 seconds.
>>
>>44064006
>iPhone 5

The end is near, my friend
>>44063996
>>
>>44064035
> My 16 year old sister
I hope you already fucked her?
>>
>>44064035
Then don't let her get a smartphone. If she's not responsible enough to keep it in good condition she's not ready to have one. Why are people so fucking dumb?
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>>44063816

I love this oven.
>>
>>44064068
While I like incest, no.
>>44064078
It's not my call. I'm in uni now though, so I don't give a fuck what happens to the dumb bitch.
>>
>>44063985
Because my 4chan personality is the same as my IRL personality

Plus, it's really only their choice in phones that bother me.
>>
>>44064044
*measured in kAm/Vs
>>
>>44064059
I will do everything in my power to prevent it from updating. Pray for me, friend. ;_;
>>
>NFC Payment

N S A
S
A
>>
I wanted a Note-sized iPhone with better battery life and NFC/OIS, and I got it.

The phone is exactly what I'm looking for and I'm thrilled. I'll be getting it on release day.
>>
>>44064044
>3g

Wot
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>>44064091
>>
>>44064045
He's right, you shouldn't be a free thinker.
>i hope you die in a bridge collapse
>>
>>44061696

>android
>decent

lel
>>
>>44064115
>I wanted a Note-sized
You are cancer
>>
>>44064115
same but waiting until its jailbroken
>>
>>44063756
>Implying the increased screen size isn't actually a step backwards
>Implying PPI really matters anymore after you reach 300
>Implying NFC payments are relevant even today (literally never seen it anywhere outside of McDonalds)
>Implying you'd actually want your pictures ending up on the servers of a major US company for the NSA to see, specially Google considering it'd be double whammy as they're going to datamine the things to use to display better targeted ads
Not even an iPhone user (Nokia N9), but even I think that list is retarded...

Also, Nexus 4? That phone with really shitty battery life and that had such thermal throttling issues they only got non-shit performance out of it when they put it into a freezer during benchmarks?
>>
>>44061424
The iWatch looks like that LG watch (not the round one), but with rounded edges and a square screen.

No thanks apple, I'll go with a Moto 360 or LG G Watch R if I get a smart watch.
>>
>>44064110
>Can't protect images of Jennifer Lawrence's tits
>Wants you to trust them with your actual money


okaaaaay
>>
>>44062145
It didn't flopped
It wasn't the best sold watch, in calculator watches Casio wins, since they are way much cheaper
It combined the best from a lot of words back then
>calculator
>stopwatch
>timekeeping
>multiple timezones
>quartz
>a lot of more stuff
Also, they mastered it in a quite good way
" The HP-01 was a marvel of miniaturization and intelligent design. It was HP's first watch and their first small algebraic calculator but it was more than just a wristwatch and a calculator in the same package. It combined them to do things that neither could do alone. Its user interface combined the best of both worlds. For example, to change time zones, the user displayed the time, added or subtracted the appropriate amount and stored the result. "
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>>44064006
I think that's just a matter of taste. I have android with OTB theme and like it better than ios, although I do have an iPod Nano that I have in my car. I'm using a Nexus 5 so shill harder mate
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>owning a phone
>not buying a watch that won't spy on you
>>
PICK YOUR POSION
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>>44064139
manlet detected
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>>44064145
Same. Hopefully they'll have a new Moto 360 by then with a modern CPU.
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>>44064095
> no
Why? She is not cute?
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>>44061424

> No 4 inch iphone version

Fucking droped
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>>44062518
For christ's sake, a watch is a timepiece, nothing more. A $2 gas station watch (or whatever they cost now) is all anybody ever needs; one that'll last a few years, $15-20; one that'll last and is nicer/more usable with various digital features, $40; one that is exceptionally nice and will last for decades, $80-100.

$350 for a watch is a goddamn joke. It is a con, pure and simple; and if you ever pay more than double digits for any watch that isn't some rare, intricate collectible, you have been conned.
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>>44061671
>Theres a larger one that is actually the same size as average phones now.

If I wanted a larger screen I'd get a fucking tablet.
>>
Nexus>Galaxy S5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogshit>>>>>>>>>Iwhore6

Prove me wrong, fgts
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>>44064160
You can keep whatever phone you want man, I'm just saying I personally find your phone's OS disgusting. If it works for you though, good for you.
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>>44063185
>people are this stupid
Remember that the customer is always right faggot
>>
who the fuck will buy a smart watch besides 12 y/o schoolgirls because it comes in pink?
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>>44064173

iPhone Big.
>>
ayy lmao droidfags are even more salty than sonyfags with Destiny.
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>>44064173
Wait do we know for sure it's only 1gb ram then? That's the only thing keeping me from getting it.
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>>44064032

you reek of teenage angst
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>>44064183
I guess.

It's a long story, but I'm a celibate virgin for the unforeseen future.

I've thought about fucking her before, a lot, but that would make it awkward to be around her and she'd probably let the secret loose.
>>
I can't wait to be standing in line behind someone who is trying to pay with ApplePay, but can't because of some tech fuckup or the server being down.
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>>44064177
I have big hands, I don't have giant pockets, though. As well I'm not fucking blind that I need an XBOX HUEG screen
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>>44064173
Is the 64 GB worth it?
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>>44064173
Note 4. The Sony Z3 would be perfect for me if it had an active digitizer.
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>>44064173
note 4 unless iphone 8 really blows my dick off
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>>44064173
>1.2mp front camera

yeah because nobody is taking selfies these days anyway
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guys GUYS

does anyone know where i can get an iOS 8 GM its out now
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>>44061917
Put on your listening ears, anon. At the beginning of his demo he said he was wearing it.
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>>44064173
>1334x750

What is it with Apple and their shitty resolutions?
>>
>>44064265
Log into your developer account and download it.
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>>44064221

>celibate
>virgin

those kind of go hand in hand
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>>44064185
SAME
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>>44062225
>The only thing nice about this presentation was the A8 chip, wich is the best mobile chip, and the graphics are amazing.
The other SoC's are way better
>Camera is the same shit.
That was actually the only good thing, phase focus is godsend, everything else is just halfly catching up
>>
>>44064274
I dont have a developer account
>paying for betas
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>>44062391
You are big fucking liar
S3 is a piece of shit
>>
>NFC pay
Does this mean I'll actually be able to pay for stuff using Google Wallet (outside of McDonalds) any time soon?
>>
Okay probably gonna get some shit for saying this, because I don't have much tech experience. Sure, the iPhone may not be able to add all the nice widgets, let you see your files in a folder form, or be as open to user customization, but seriously. It's a damn phone. It makes calls and sends text messages. Whats the big deal? My brother has a samsung galaxy s4 and i have an iphone 5s. I'm an EMT and all I need is reliability for calling medical command and when i get down time, I need a fast connection. I don't see why it's so important to have all this extra shit all over the place. Can someone explain their simplified point of view?
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>>44064292
Then why would you want it before release?
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>>44064271

At least the big one has 1080p.

Welcome to 2011, Apple!
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>>44064298
No, only the same places as Google Wallet.
>>
So how bad did apple fuck up with only 1 GB of memory on 64 bit?

Kinda embarassing that it took them this long to catch up to the fucking Nexus 5 at the very least. Except for the lack of memory. Which will be a problem.
>>
>>44064298
Yeah.

Pretty Much
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>>44064034
How is NFC payment innovative at all when Japan has had NFC payment in their cellphones for several years already?
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>>44064283
I meant that I'm a virgin with no plans to lose his virginity.

Can't one embrace celibacy after losing their virginity?
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>>44064307
>1080p
>discernible to the human eye from 720p
kek
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>>44064298
Ausfag here, NFC is available pretty much everywhere. What's taking you yanks so long, do you really need an ID when you pay for stuff?
>>
They redesigned their site and it's completely flat. No one saw that coming.
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This thread is 2Autistic2Aspie, if you don't like the iWatch or the bigger iPhone don't get one, get a Nexus or something. If you do get one, enjoy it.

Stop getting angry over other people's taste, their choice does not impact you.
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jej
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>>44064305
because the FINAL version is always released before they make it available through iTunes/Settings on their phone. It's identical they just wait a week.

You need to be a developer to download it but not to install it... usually takes a couple of hours for it to hit the torrent sites so I was looking for a lead.
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>>44064302
>Whats the big deal?

The price. You pay more for less.
>>
Welcome to Apple expo 20XX:

The new iPhone X
Moar processor
Moar ram
Better picture
Moar Megapixuls
Much wow
Costs $999

iPhone re-(re- *x times)-invented
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>>44064203
Hey I like pink, dude.
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>>44064333
No
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/g/ i hope you're aware this thing had NFC capabilities
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>>44064327
Try harder
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>>44064348
Right, that's what happens when you buy Samsung.
>>
>>44064352
probably still 1gb ram
>>
>>44064340
That's nice dear, but at least defend your shit taste. Apple is struggling to catch up with Android and costs hundreds more than a flagship off contract on this side.
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>>44064344
>988mb
Much swapping. Very bottleneck.
>>
>>44064371
>implying it's not true
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>>44064348
What do you mean for less? As a normal person, it's all I need. Now I will say that I am disappointed with the macbook pro's computing power, as I love pc gaming, but i mean, I can't imagine what else I could want.
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>>44064333
America's infrastructure sucks for everything.

We take too long to fix freeways, bridges, etc so why would America ever do something like build a proper NFC infrasture when Internet ISPs don't want to upgrade old ass copper wires into fiber and think shitty internet speeds are fine the way they are?
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>>44062740
>CENTURIES
>PHONE
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>>44063415

Too bad the S5 looks fucking disgusting, even more than the new 6.

>muh specs

Shit's all the same now, but I guess this board is full of people using $1200 self-built workstations to do nothing but browse 4chan.
>>
>not keeping your current phone for at least 7 years.
>>
GUYS DO WE KNOW FOR SURE ITS 1GB RAM?

If so: how?
>>
>>44064324

unless you're a dizzy girl with a tight little hymen you need to stop putting so much weight on loosing your virginity.

just say, "I'm too busy to date" and stop obsessing
>>
>>44064324
I think lose virginity with own sister is great think. Outsiders whore is disgusting. Always wanted have sister.
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>>44064375
Samsung is way cheaper than iShit where I'm at, and Nexus, Moto and LG offer even better price/performance.
>>
>>44064399
>The joke
>Your head
>>
>>44064398
We have the ground work done you just have to me ngo. Or government to use it
>>
I'm sure Apple intentionally designed that hideous watch so that next year they can release a more compelling design and forcing everyone to upgrade. Typical appleshit
>>
>>44064413
>>44064344
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>BIGGER THAN BIGGER
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>>44064412
i've had my iPhone 4 for over 3 years and just last week broke the screen.
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>>44064391
The point is you can get something much cheaper that will offer you the same features.

And we're talking 50% or more in your case.
>>
>>44064302
>let you see your files in a folder form,

i would pay money for apple to explain to me why this is so taboo.
>>
>>44062120
innovation!
>>
>>44064401
That's an endless source of amusement to me. The same people who are obsessed with MUH SPECS are the people who don't use their devices for anything but ricing and shitposting.
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>>44063755
I was wondering if someone was going to post this. Thank you anon.
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>>44064115

im sure all your friends at starbucks will love it!
>>
>>44061524
Switch to Galaxy S4, it's amazing
>>
>>44064344
>jej
Fuck, I'm out. Time to kill myself
>>
If you honestly trust Apple and their shitty security system with your credit card information you deserve to go into bankruptcy
>>
>>44064453
>some shopped geekbench of an "iphone 7"

Not proof
>>
>>44064436
So why didn't you buy a Nexus, Moto or LG?
>>
>>44064415
It's because I'm circumcised. I want to lose my virginity in a certain way, but I also don't want to use my dick for sex, unless medical science can truly restore me.
Therefore, I may die a virgin. Oh well. I can still buy dildos.
>>44064427
My family isn't close-knit enough for that, in the good way. I'm from the south as it is. I don't want to be a stereotype.
>>
>>44064366
Fuck I loved this phone
The second display was so cool
>>
>>44064473
That's an endless source of amusement to me. The same people who are obsessed with MUH BUZZWORDS are the people who don't use their devices for anything but facebook and selfies.
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>>44064486
Who said I own a sammy? You're probably thinking of another anon here.
>>
>>44064455
Shitter tham shitter
>>
>>44064460
I had a Razr Phone for more than 10 years and only broke two years ago when the phone just suddenly vibrating nonstop and the screen completely froze.

Was pretty sad since the Razr was part of my youth.
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>>44061424

welp

is there anything new about this brick? I think I might jump ship.
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>2014

>1334x750

>5 inch screen

>"Retina HD"
>>
>1gb ram

>shitty processor

>shitty camera

>nothing new at all on the table

>$1000

shills will justify this somehow
>>
>>44064523
chortle
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>>44064490
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>>44064463
Okay, I see what you mean. I mean with my plan its not that big of a deal to me because I get it discounted. But I could see why that could make people upset.
>>44064466
I imagine that it has something to do with the fact that they try to make the phone a little more secure. I don't know, i'm nowhere near advanced when it comes to technology. But I know my buddy got a shit ton of stuff deleted from his android like that when someone took it at a party
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Apple.com/live informs us that the iPhone 6 is 50% faster than the original iPhone.
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>>44064151
>Idiots use secret questions like "What is my dog's name" or "Which college did I major in womy's studies at"
>Freely talk about their dogs and other things they used as secret questions on facebook
>Teh "haxxors" go to the iCloud webpage
>Click on "I forgot my password"
>Put in [email protected] as the account name
>Choose secret question as the verification method
>"haxxors" up the answers to the secret questions on the idiot's facebook page
>"haxxors" now have the account name and just reset the password to something of their choosing
>Ammagawd!!! APPUL SECURITY IS SHIT!!!
This stupidity is on the same level as when they blame the banks after people fall for philishing...

You'd have thought people learned not to use secret questions you can look up on the public section of your facebook account after some /b/tard broke into Sarah Palin's email account using the exact same technique back in 2008, but nope...
>>
>>44064490

if you say the word otherkin I will hunt you down, sir
>>
>>44063585
Holy shit! You have a seiko that can check your email or anything other than just telling time?
>>
>>44064556
>popsugar tech
>women can do tech too.
>big strong woman who don't need no man
>>
>>44064091
Oh shit!

SHILL DETECTED
>>
>>44064547
>>44064564
I'm not from tumblr or anything.

I can't help that I'm bothered about it. How is this shit my fault?
>>
>>44064288
Would have to disagree on that point about other SoC's being way better when the 5S does this well...
>>
>>44064556
Derp. I'm an apple fan but I can easily see why we have a bad reputation.
>>
Too bad Android is the most insecure OS for phones ever.
Have fun eating viruses.
>>
>>44064559
>makes a somewhat valid point
>still finds a way to insert misogynist bullshit to undermine it

go team!
>>
>>44064559
You mean
>apple engineers never took Web Security 101
>allow infinite login retries
>passwords get brute forced
Apple security really is shit.
>>
>>44064344

>not even 1gb
>>
Aislinn preordered an iWatch.
>>
it still blows my mind how shit Apple's watch is. I was kinda hoping they'd "do for smart watches what they did for MP3 players and phones", but it's somehow managed to do the same thing as Android, except uglier and with less features. Also
>square display

Guess I'll just wait for a 360 with a better battery/less power-hungry processor.
>>
>>44064610

if you give enough of a shit about it you gotta suck it up and deal with it m8
>>
>>44064610
Dude it happened. There's nothing you can do about it. If it bothers you that much then don't circumcise your son. But this weird hangup about it having to be special and enforcing celibacy is just dumb.
>>
>>44064559
>you can't pick your own secure question
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>
http://www.mobilsiden.dk/nyheder/iphone-6-og-6-plus-her-er-specifikationerne,lid.32564/

According to this danish site, the iphone 6 is going to have 1 gb ram and the iphone 6 plus is going to have 2 gb of ram. if this is true im buying the iphone 6 pro and fapping hardcore
>>
>>44062386
>tfw bought a iphone 5s almost a year ago
feels damn good. no need to upgrade for "focus pixels". I don't play games on my phone, so fuck A8.
>>
>>44064639

hey now, that is APPLE ram.

it performs better.
>>
>>44064612
Jews from apple paid money like intel and other jews company to review sites.
>>
>>44064624
You are aware that researchers got malware onto Apple's App Store not even 6 months ago, right?

If some uni researchers can do it, so can malware authors.
>>
>>44064651
Only Apple is allowed to innovate, not the consumer
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>>44064612
>single core testing
lel
>>
>those people that buy $1000 phones just to facebook, call, text & browse the web.
Wait, that's almost everyone.
>>
>>44062581
>implying they have done that
I have only seen them killing technology to reintroduce it years later
>>44062593
Pebble display is eink retard, which makes it able to have a much longer battery life than this POS
>>44062593
>Apple stuff should be compared with shit!
>>44062785
Even then, I'm pretty sure it's going to be a better battery life on the Moto
>>44063110
This is exactly the kind of design that Jobs liked, if Motorola would had launched it later Apple would be using that design
>>
>>44064511
Lel
>>
Is it IP67 certified? Does it have expandable storage and a removable battery? How about a 16MP camera? More than one button? 1080p?

>inb4 muh aluminum
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>>44064556

>a 2014 piece of technology is 50% faster than a piece of technology from 2007

This is bad, right? I thought technology moved so fast that even a few years meant incredible advances.
>>
>>44064658
I feel this is reductionism to a misleading level. While what you say is technically true, I think it's irrelevant.

Because truthfully, the interest in iPhone 6 doesn't stem from its materials (metal and glass) but its potential - communication, content consumption/creation etc.

Describing the iPhone as metal and glass is equal to describing the Mona Lisa as paint and canvas. And while both of these descriptions are technically true, I think you'd agree they're both technically inept – as they fail to capture the true human value.
>>
Why was there no mention of the battery life in the iPhone 6 video?

That shit is what I care about most, no this photo alignment pixel bullshit.
>>
>>44062154

Isn't the Note 4 going to be able to record 4k? What the fuck is apple thinking? These specs are seriously like 2 years obsolete
>>
>>44064658
You are wrong. I have ipad air and that 1gb ram is pain in the ass when i use safari.
>>
>>44064645

There's no way a smart watch can be successful anyway, they serve no purpose and occupy a shitty price point.

They're quickly outdated, massive and ugly.

They're about the same quality as a shitty $20-30 watch at a price point way out of the range of people who would be buying shit like that

It's too shitty and low-quality for people actually interested in spending money on watches.

They're non-events that will die unless they bring the price down to $50 or less.
>>
>>44064654
i'll probably going to buy a 5s sometime this week or next.
>>
>>44064694
They showed a table with battery life... but not for the iWatch.
>>
>>44062454
but if you flip the watch to the other side the crown will be on the side your left hand can reach
are you...that stupid?
>>
soooooo
when will ios 8 be released?
>>
>>44064687
It's actually 50x faster. See >>44064580
>>
>>44064606
The iOven should be announced sometime in 2020.
>>
>>44064687
and then there's this retard
>>
>>44064689
>literally can't do anything other phones can't do better or more efficiently
>BUT MUH POTENTIAL
just stop
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>>44062816
So was the iPhone 4
>>
>people GENUINELY getting excited for iWallet after recent iCloud incident

I always joke about mainstream media amnesia and Apple drones, but this is satire-tier ridiculousness.
>>
>>44064703
>4k
>important
I am laughing at you so hard.
>>
>>44064694
About 3 more than the 5S.
>>
>>44064716
two days before iPhone 6 launch
>>
>>44064723
He is a retard that is right.
>>
>>44064689
you fucking moron. your point is only true for art which has form over function as it is supposed to be. nut this is technology , where function is as important as form, if not more. and with function comes the necesssary tools to perform them...which apple clearly lacks in comparison to its competitors
>>
>>44064670
> implying gaydroid have multicore programs
top lel
>>
>>44064716
ios 7.1 fucked up my dad's iphone internet connectivity.

Hope ios 8 fixes the piece of crap that was ios 7.1
>>
>>44064647
I'm dealing with it.
>>44064648
It's just what I'm doing. I already told myself that I would lose my virginity like this and now that I'm hungup about being cut I'm locked into celibacy.

Are either of you cut? Can I please find someone to relate to, in any way?
>>
>>44064738
Nope it's on the 17th.
>>
Can I do this even if my Sleep/Wake button works?
>>
>>44064734

The point is that the specs on these fucking things are awful overall.
>>
>>44064704
>when i use safari
>you can't even replace safari properly because the browser engine is locked down
>>
>>44064748
It just depends on your perception and how you choose to view it. I view it differently.
>>
>Timelapse video
Can do this on any android phone with a fucking app. HTC desire (2010) just to make an example.

>NFC
Samsung Galaxy S2 (2011)
I live in Europe and i have never seen any NFC thing ever.

>60fps 1080p
brety god

>240fps slow mo
eh, just a thing you fuck around with once and then never touch again

still, pretty sure the current iphones can do slow motion too


>A8 chip
>64 bit
>MOTION COPROCESSOR

Buzzwords for extremely simple things. (motion coprocessor is just a tiny processor that collects data from sensors)

64bit means fucking nothing. The nintendo 64 can do it too.

How come apple is so scared to use some actual technical terms like gHz, instead using shit like "its 50% more gooder lol"

>barometer
again, another thing 1% of consumers would use
>>
>>44064757
Update PRLs.
>>
>>44064754
>what is big.little
>>
>>44064759

I'm cut, but I don't really care.

Why waste my time crying about what I never had and never will get back because it might improve some minor part of my life that doesn't really matter? Uncut dicks look fucking ugly anyway.
>>
>>44062941
>iPay it's not a flop
I can't fucking believe people are trusting them after the leaks
>>
>>44064764
Yes. I would just to get a new battery. Just say it doesn't work sometimes.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ay3RyzH4YE
Buy the eierschneider now for only 1200€
>>
>>44064759
I'm cut. It doesn't matter, most guys are. Just plan on not getting my son circumcised.
>>
>>44064632
>There was never any proof iBrute actually worked
>Only "evidence" was a couple of posts by that 15-year-old who blew the lid on the thing
>People have tried, but nobody has been able to demonstrate iBrute actually working
>People have actually demonstrated iBrute not working
>Only working hacks that have been demonstrated have been of the type I mentioned
greatb8m8.jpg
>>
>>44064782
>64bit means fucking nothing
On a phone where space is limited and you have properly developed apps it's wonderful.
>>
>>44064610

let's say you aren't baiting, this is /g/ so who knows...

you are clearly very young and have spent too much time online obsessing over your body and sex. just get the fuck out, get a job, and interact with people and stop worrying about sex. when you make a connection with someone, sex might happen- great. no one cares about foreskin except autist online kids and old guys that think they would have been rock gods if it hadn't been cut.

don't be autistic and spend your youth obessing over some skin online. gtfo and live your life.

now, please, tell me...
if I jailbreak my iphone can i make it a hotspot? and i mean easily, you nig
>>
>>44063482
>>44063456
>wanting metal phones to fuck up your cell reception
>>
>>44064782
>64bit means fucking nothing

see
>>44062416
>>
>>44064782
Barometer is actually good for Maps. Apparently you phone can leverage it for faster GPS locking.
>>
>>44064765
>Complaining about lack of useless technology that's virtually indiscernible from current technology
>awful specs
You're a fucking bag of laffs m8
>>
>>44062788
>>44063077
https://www.kichink.com/stores/invertedtriangl3#.VA9ooWNq1DQ
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>>44064777
no its not perception. if i perceive that a painting is beautiful, it beautiful to me. there is nothing quantifiable about it. beauty is in the eye of the beholder. if you find the i watch beautiful then its beautiful only to you. but as far as capability as a device goes, every flagship from last year beats apple hands down.
>>
>>44064800

it will be funny when iPay gets people iScrewed

no nudes this time apple fans, it's your financials
>>
>>44064822
>implying I live in the middle of hicktown
>implying I can't see NYC from my window
I've got reception for days nigga
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>>44064798

when I see people obsess over foreskin with "it would feel so much better" all I can think is, "yeah that's what I need, my dick to be more sensitive so I cum in three seconds instead of five"

but seriously how I do hotspot my iphone
>>
>>44064815
tech illiterate please go
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>>44064764
I've literally replaced my phone 6 times last year because of this issue. You just walk into the store tell them they fucked up with the button again and they replace it no questions asked. They don't even test it themselves. In and out in like 15 minutes.
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>>44064782

>How come apple is so scared to use some actual technical terms like gHz, instead using shit like "its 50% more gooder lol"

Because people will just take it at face and it may be technically true in some select situations, anyone who wants to know the actual specs can just go look it up on wiki or something.

Why the would you purposely gimp a perfect marketing strategy, anon?

Also, is the slow-motion any good on this shit? I kind of want to fuck with it myself.
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>>44062760
>what is celebgate
>what is fappening
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>>44064659
>Apple actually gets good results in benchmarks
>Has to be a jewish conspiracy

>>44064670
>Graphics benches
>Single core (don't even have the know-how to call it single thread)
Yup, /v/ is still spilling over like crazy...
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>wow thats a cool feature, I can't wait for Apple to make it too
>why do you need to wait for Apple to feed you your tech products?
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FROM THIS CHANNEL
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>>44064763
yeah and the iPhone is being released on the 19th.
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>>44064815
You mean when space is not an issue? There's a reason why 64-bit didn't see use outside of workstations and servers until around 2001. Because 64-bit requires more user-addressable memory.
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>>44064822
You're holding it wrong.
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>>44064726
>Android
>Doing anything "efficiently"
topkek.jpg
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>>44064823
In the iPhone 6 it means it can use its 1GB RAM faster.
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>>44064853

I agree.

Hotspotting should be in the settings, I've run across it a few times, but never tried it because it threatens me with data charges or some shit.
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Holy fuck, amidst this shitstorm I didn't even notice that they'd discontinued the iPod Classic...
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>$1000 for this shit, weak processor, 1gb ram, 8mp camera, no innovation to speak of

ok, I know you apple types LOVE to spend lots of money on inferior products (like apple computers relative to a self built PC), but please, justify the price if you can.

this shit makes alienware look like the best deal ever.
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How long before Apple sues Pebble and all other smart watch makers for retroactively infringing on their patented work?
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Anyone have a link to the stream footage? I need a good laugh.
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>>44064764
>tfw your phone isn't eligible

>>44064856
Is this an apple store or your wireless carrier's store?
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>>44064893

I thought they discontinued that years ago.

>tfw they'll never make a wifi-enabled Classic that can run Spotify

>tfw my iPod from 2004 still holds more data than a $300 smartphone
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>>44064911
You are paying for storage.
They need it because no one is going to use iCloud again.
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>>44064427
>this entire post
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>>44064890
>>44064876
How fast can it swap?
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>>44064820
I'm not baiting.

If you look up the reply chain, I said I'm in uni. I'm 18 right now.

I had already planned on doing something special with my virginity for a board here. I was going to do something most people don't do with their virginity, record it, and show a version with my face censored.

I've already found some ways to undo some of the damage, like getting an artificial foreskin to wear.

>>44064810
Surprisingly enough, south korea is worse than the US. 80-90% of the guys there are cut, but most of the men in the world aren't.

I understand that this will drive me crazy, but it would've probably been something else, if I decided not to focus on this.
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>>44063067
>Apple's innovation is a watch that spams you with shit your cousin said on facebook
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>>44064893
>>44064923
They stopped updating it years ago. Still have mine.
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>>44064919
Apple store. I don't think carriers will do anything about it without charging you a huge penalty for insurance or whatever.
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>>44063255
It's amazing that someone thought this was a good idea.
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Why the fuck do you even want 1080p on a 4.7" screen
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>>44064800
>its funny how people think the fappening was a direct iCloud hack.
>when all it was celebs and women in general having shitty passwords
>all it takes is a pervert with scripts sitting in a hollywood starbucks sniffing out traffic, ids and passwords.
>and then repeatedly trying over a period of time so as to not raise suspicion.

>also women not knowing how the cloud works

Don't believe the feminist media anon.
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>>44064931
Does not matter because you can still only have 1 tab open.
But you can close that one and open a new one really really fast.
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>>44063820
>>44063659
>there's people on /g/ who don't know about anything pre 2001
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>>44064862
> Has to be a jewish conspiracy
> Implying its not true.
This is apple nigga
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>>44064706
I don't know if it'll ever have mainstream appeal, but I can see it being worth $150-$250 to its niche. Reaching into your pocket to change the song is a pain if you're running, and having Facebook notifications and shit at a glance is nice. $250 nice? Probably not for most people, but it is at least for some people.

Also, it's a fashion statement.
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>>44064949
Neat, might try this out in a couple weeks just to get a better battery.
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>>44064782
>Actually thinks only benefit of ARMv8 is a bigger address space
>Being this technically inept
On the other hand this kind of surface knowledge combined with the image that this surface knowledge is actually some kind of expert tier shit is pretty much the default here on /g/...
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>>44061566
Rolex cost a fuck ton more and they don't even have email in them.

eat shit
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>>44064956
Cropping and software resizing of your downloaded videos.
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>>44064924

speaking of which...how many generations of iphones have there been and there STILL isnt a memory card slot.

or a removable battery.

I mean jesus christ, it's so easy to implement and for whatever reason, they won't do it.

OH WAIT I KNOW

it's so the faggot at the genius bar can charge you $100 for a fucking battery.
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>>44063722
did that guy just chug cough syrup right at the start?
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>>44064982
I've never had to replace the battery on any my iPhones, and I've been using them since the original was released in 2007.
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>>44063876
CD MP3 players didn't even exist after the MP3 players
They had lowly flash storage (in the region of 32 mb), but it improved with time
Also, iRiver made one first IIRC, around 1998 or something
Also, someone else made one a few years eatlier but it came with preloaded music that wasn't user replaceable
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>>44061569
iWatch is already used by the NSA
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>>44063590
this is a fair point tbh. i have never seen or heard of anyone who used a smart phone for anything important other than emails/checking weather/messaging/calling. like all the new high specs mean shit when like 90% of smart phone owners only do those 4 things.

i own an xperia z myself, and i wish i got an iphone because of the usability factor.
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>>44064977
They do have solid masses of gold in them.
They are designed to look amazing with any suit.
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>>44064885

fucking apple
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>>44064982
>implying some androids now don't have permanent, irreplaceable batteries
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>>44064944
>Using Facebook
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>>44061558
My Note II
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>>44064972

it looks like a $20 swatch.

at least the moto 360 has a bit of style.
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>>44062112
because I want native apps not java
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>>44064982
>finally understood it after 7 years
derp
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>>44064970
Yup... Back to /pol/ it is...
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>>44064994
It is not about replacing them it is about upgrading them.
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>>44064977
You seem a little angry, macfag.
>$349 for a smartwatch that you'll upgrade in a year
>$349 for a smartwatch that looks like shit
>Buying a smartwatch in the first place
You have a phone in your pocket you lazy piece of shit. Respond to the notifications when you can.
>>
>>44061987

>as an apple shareholder

you might want to jump ship soon
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>>44061558
>compete
last year's flagships
>utterly wreck
this year's flagships
>>
>>44065025
I'm referring to smart watches in general.

Also, yeah, the 360 is the only smart watch that looks okay right now. The Apple one is fucking hideous.
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>>44061566
I'd pay $350 for a non-shitty Moto 360.
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>>44062120
iphone resolutions are multiples of the original iphone's resolution (accounting for aspect ratio change) for older apps look native on them
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>>44065015
But users have choice of Androids to buy giving them the choice to be limited or not.
>>
ITT sourgrape android shills
>>
every year they make "the biggest advancement in the iphone since the first one"
>>
>>44065003
iwatch also have gold version
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>>44064973
Yeah, they just ask you to delete all the data on the phone. If you're jailbroken, do a restore beforehand so they have no reason to turn you away or hide all your jailbroken shit. You sign your name on their iPad and you get either a new phone or a refurbished one depending on where you go. I had it replaced 5 times at the same store because it was in an overcrowded shitty NY store. Went to a local Apple store with less population gets you a new phone. Sometimes the refurbished can still be fucked up.
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>>44062395
>Ellen Dykegeneres
>Not Ellen Degenerate
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>mfw cutfriends
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>>44064972

>but I can see it being worth $150-$250 to its niche

I actually really wouldn't mind a super compact one I can use for GPS or looking at texts/controlling music while driving, but $150+ is too much for that kind of minor convenience. It isn't even that much hardware, a cheap SOC and LCD with a shitty band and you could sell a $50 one that could even be fashionable.

Nobody who's looking for an actual watch in the $350+ range would buy a piece of plastic that gets a good 2 years in the sun before Apple EOLs it and makes you buy another one.

Right now it's just a bunch of niggers strapping an iPod to a watchband and acting like it's anything but a $400 ($350 markup) remote control for a smartphone.
>>
>4.7"
>1334x750

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
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>>44064936

this is simple test:
Q: Which is worse?
1. A circumcised male teenager
2. A circumcised male teenager that attaches weight to the shaft of his penis to stretch the skin in order to have a flappy cock cover so he can vaguely resemble a Czechoslovakian
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>>44065075
gold version =/= solid gold masses
>>
>>44064982
You can buy the batteries for ten dollars online, and replace it yourself. It only takes a few minutes.
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Why are iPhone such fucking bezel monsters?
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>>44064995
>after
Before*
>>44064573
>too retarded to even know about complications in watches
Seiko stopped at most classic watch complications, their latest is a GPS enabled watch, that syncs time anywhere and is able to live completely out of solar light
Casio and Timex went further with watches that were PDA's, around 2003 or something, some of those Timex were (are?) used in the ISS by NASA, and Roskosmos IIRC
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>spending $350 on a watch cause you are too fucking lazy to take a phone out of your pocket

can we get any lower as a society? we're going to be like those fat people in the scooters in that animated movie.
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>>44065089
INOVAYCHUN
>>
explain
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>>44065067
>tfw no 1334x750 screen res in an android phone
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>>44065085
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/6000B-Android-4-0-Rearview-Mirror-Recorder-DVR-Full-HD-1080P-Front-720P-Rear-camera-4-3--Touchscreen-with-GPS-Navigation-Wi-Fi-G-sensor-328118.html
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>>44062337

Holy shit have Windowsfags infected /g/ so much that now they think like PC gamers (literally believing 64 bit is only about ram)
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>>44064982

Because a removable battery cover would destroy the phone's aesthetics, as would an SD card slot. Plus it means you have to pay extra to repair your battery or upgrade your storage, it's nothing but a winner for their finances. People can have a nice-looking device and Apple can continue to profit from products after they've sold them.
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>>44065076
Neat. Haven't jailbroken my phone, but the new battery will be nice. Probably going to try either NYC apple store or the one back home.
>>
>all these cut fags in this thread.
>jews complaining about a non-jewish company doing business with normal people (mostly women and people who want "just werkz")
>>
>>44065089
Why do you need any more than that?

Give me some reasons, or else you're just a shitposter
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>>44064858
Actually my friend's iphone 5s has slowmo, but it's 120fps.

The 6 has 240fps which is pretty good for a phone, but 720p will hurt the quality a lot, not to mention the shaking when not on a tripod.

it'll be something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhIKyY1Sx-0
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>>44065119

Holy shit, I actually want the fuck out of that.

>tfw can't connect it to OBD for live statistics
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>>44065131
>Bezelphone 6
>Nice looking

ayy lmao
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>>44065106
They are used by people with big mongoloid hands. Ever hand your superior Galaxy S device to an apple mouth breather? They will immediately put their fingers on the capacitive touch buttons on the bottom and fuck things up.
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>>44065151
>non-jewish company
oy vey
>>
apple is lucky to have so many sheep who don't realize they can get a better product for less money if they switched to a competitor.

oh well. people think starbucks coffee is worth it too, I guess.
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>>44065153
My HTC One M7 has a 1920x1080.

THE RETINA MANY PIXELS VERY DENSITY WOW

Why in the fuck would I downgrade?
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>>44065108
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>>44063847
>>44063611
>being this retarded
Do you even know who are the only two companies supplying all the panels for TV's nowadays? Samshit and LG
The biggest manufacturer of TV's is Samsung
They also do a lot of other shit, like fridges and shit, they were more of a domestic appliance company before Sony went retarded enough
>>
>apple is seriously implying they invented the knob
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>>44065129
No one said it was only about RAM but rather without more memory to address faster you are just doing the same things as you can now but faster.
>>
Watches are technology. What's the best watch (no smart shit) you could buy for around $350?
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>>44065155

noice

>>44065169

>implying I wasn't referring to the real iPhones and not that samshit wannabe monstrosity
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>>44065209
>Apple invented THE WHEEL
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>>44065131
>Because a removable battery cover would destroy the phone's aesthetics
Change the aesthetics then. There's plenty of nice looking phones with removable batteries.
>>
Ugh. Fucking emoji.
>>
>2015
>iPhone 7
>1337x752
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>>44065108

use walmart
>mfw I give a fuck what sjw say about the store
get in line
fat people in carts in line
get to cashier
cashier was sitting a cart, too
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>>44064612
The SoC is better
The platform is shit though
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>>44064522
Im with you /b/rother
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>>44065191
And your eyes couldn't possibly tell the difference

Eat shit, shitposting shill
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>>44065235
Holy shit that UI is horrible it's like the worst aspects of iOS, Android, and WP all in one
>>
WHERE ARE THE GMs?
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>>44065227

It doesn't really work with the all-glass design, which is one of the things I really liked about the iPhone before they fucked it up with the 5.

The 6 has no excuse either, considering it looks like a shitdroid chink phone now.
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>>44065208
You've sold me, I'll buy your product immediately. What's your name so I can make sure you get your commission?
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>>44065239
Because he is able to TV out without hardware up-scaling his video content.
Really who wants a camera on a device that the device can not even play back correctly?
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>>44061782
Analog is dead and pointless
It's only for show
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>>44065260
it looks even worse than a HTC one M7 or a chinkphone like pic related
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>>44065235

It comes in different colors now?

Whatever, I'll still go with solid black.

>>44065256

We're being fucked from every direction m8, I might as well just chose a dick to suck and go with it.
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>>44065239
>And your eyes couldn't possibly tell the difference

You can only tell the difference if you have a Retina™ HD display
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>>44064302
>reliability
>shitty overpriced phone
Why don't you just use an older Nokia? Or one of the new more basic ones
Their battery life is rated in months, it doesn't matter if it gets fucked it's cheap as balls, it's much more reliable than Lagdroid or iOS
>>44064317
Shit will purge fast enough for the normal user
But shitposters with 10+ tabs will notice their shit reloading every fucking time
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>>44065227
nice looking to autists because they have no fashion sense

>>44065188
>Federighi
>italian name
>heart of the roman empire
>heart of catholicism
>picture caught midway in a clap common in clapistan
yeah no

>>44065114
>getting a phone with wasted ppi.
>>
>>44065280
someone please find a way to make the BB Z10 run android

please
>>
>>44063830
You mean just you? That shit never happened to me
>>
>>44065136
>>NYC

lol I had the worst experiences there mainly because they give you just refurbished broken phones.
>>
>$349 for a watch that's infinitely tethered to one phone branding
>You can never get a new phone from Samsung/HTC/etc. because you spent over $300 on a watch that requires an iPhone
That's hilarious. Granted Samsung did the same thing with their dinky watch, but that doesn't justify Apple doing the same thing
>>
>>44062327
well considering all data is encrypted and stored locally I don't really see what could go wrong
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>>44065274

I actually like the look of the M7 now that I'm checking it out, reminds me of their based winmo phones from when they were exclusively in the high-end.

>>44065297

Can't they already run android apps natively? That was one of the main things that made me consider switching to the passport.
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>>44065274
>chinkphones having better design than apple
How the times have changed.
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>>44063870
It's the smooth locked hassle free os that sells it
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>>44065293
>nice looking to autists because they have no fashion sense
You'll fucking swallow anything made from muh aluminum and glass, even if it blocks reception (you're holding it wrong!)
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>>44063314
probably now, they really pushed it hard this time, even idiots can tell they're getting screwed.

>less than 1gb of ram
>8M pixexel camera
>16gb of rom
>$ 1200.

Even the most retarded Apple fanboy will have a hard time with this one
>>
>>44065319
It can run 2.2 apps moderately okay

I want it to actually run KitKat though. Software buttons and all. It'd be so sexy.
>>
>>44061558
Nexus 4 and newer.
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>>44065299
Good I didn't want to waste my time on the PATH anyway. Home it is.
>>
>>44065293
you're talking about mental deficiencies when you're the typical /pol/ack who doesn't shut the fuck up about circumcision and jews?

No one cares, go back to /pol/ dipshit. Keep sucking that floppy consumerist dick, retard. They all work for the merchant and Apple has the most insane margins out of all of them,
>>
>>44065333
Why people continue to pretend that RAM has anything to do with it whatsoever?
>>
>>44065333
You severely underestimate applefags
>>
>>44065321

>iPhone
>not a chinkphone

>>44065335

That would be bretty good.

I pretty much just use my phone to surf the web, take pictures, text and make calls so I'm good on any platform.
>>
>>44061562
Look at his fucking body language. It's as if he thinks he's in a large church as a minister reaching out with his hand.

Do you see the expression with intense passion. He is completely deluded. It shows us that it is a cult.

Why can't things be normal and just announce on the website and sell. Or at least tone down everything so it doesn't embarrass anyone.
>>
>>44064784
How do you update the PRLs on Tmobile?
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>1334x750
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>>44065361
Seriously though, the Z10 ties the Nexus 4 for sexiest phone award. If that thing ran Android it would be amazing.
>>
>>44065297
they do bra
have most android apps available
>>
>>44065352
At this rate Apple will actually have to limit the amount of running processes and active browser tabs.

Or, you know, play a nice, smooth animation while it's swapping.
>>
>>44065332
>buying the iPhone 4. The only reason why that sold was because that was when everyone was catching on to iPhone craze. Just look at all the selfies that girls post. What phone are they holding an iPhone 4/4s.

>>44065333
>Using a mobile phone OS that is unoptimized thus requiring more ram.
You're as bad as Americans who drive F350s for anything but work.
>>
>>44064959
>sniffing hashes
>sniffing HTTPS
Yeah, sure, they sniffed everything, since Apple transmits everything in plaintext, keeps passwords in plaintext before sending them
Which would be thousand times worse than an actual attack to iCloud
If it was the security questions, then it's Apple's fault for letting the users have shitty security questions
Also, didn't everything now requires two step authentication for changing passwords? Specially if it's a forgotten password
>>
>>44065300
>That's hilarious. Granted Samsung did the same thing with their dinky watch, but that doesn't justify Apple doing the same thing

And the fact that the watch from Samsung is often given away free as a contract perk. They used to just give out bluetooth headsets and car chargers but lately I always see the free watch promo at Bestbuy, etc.
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>>44065373
android apps run fine
actually makes it better than wp8.1 because off apps
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>>44065192

that's the one, ty
>>
>9:49 AM
>As people file in, they are treated to a modern Beatles-style multi-layered audio collage designed to disorient and confuse the listener. Someone just leaned over to me and said, “This audio stream is giving us a preview of how seamlessly Beats Audio will be integrated into iTunes.” -AD
>>
>>44065106
holy shit i never noticed
>dem useless bezels
>>
>>44062356
>iphone keeps track of your weight
Hah. And the plebs thought we were trolling about the iOS7 feature with the screen being able to accurately measure pressure up to 350lbs.
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>1GB RAM
>Flagship phone
>Late 2014
>>
>It has fewer features, and costs more than the competition
>YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T NEED THOSE FEATURES.
Holy shit this mentality.
>>
>>44065352

>hey we have a 64 bit processor!

>good thing apps don't use memory, right guys?
>>
>>44064703
You do know the note 3 had 4k right?
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>>44065398

yeah before the iphone 4 pretty much no one had heard of the iPhone.
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...does this always stick out?
Or does it pop out when the camera is opened

seems awfully shitty.
>>
>1334×750

retina display lol

more like myopia display
>>
>>44062271
dealbreaker/10
>>
What is it with this "phones must come in gold, silver, and copper/bronze" shit? I know we're doing 80's revival right now but that's one aspect of the 80's that made it tacky. Fucking everything had that shitty gold or silver paint on it. Let's bring back women's shoulder pads and parachute pants too I guess.
>>
>>44065351
I've only said that stuff once. I was just rolling with the crap you guys started.
>>44065415
>I said Starbucks
Since when does any public business ever have secure wifi. That was the weak point in addition to the weak passwords that you mentioned.

You have to realize that all the stories going on about it claim that some master hacker got into iCloud servers, looked up specific accounts and then took the photos. That never happened. That's why I was saying don't listen to the feminist media sites, because they don't know about anything tech related. They're too busy coming up with buzz words like psychic rape.
>>
// get tomorrow's date
int getTomorrowsDate() {
sleep(1000*60*60*24)
getCurrentDate();
}
>>
>>44062504
Nah, it was in Ireland. Besides, TT would be called off in slightly damp weather.
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>>44063173

I saw your post.
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>>44065106
Aquos Crystal X is best 5.5" phone

pic related on the left side
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>>44065319
yeah BB10.3 will run kitkat for apps, but you have to use amazon or another store
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>>44065398
Android sucks ass I had one of em just they are just crapware breeding grounds
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>>44065472
http://www.statista.com/statistics/263401/global-apple-iphone-sales-since-3rd-quarter-2007/
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>1gb ram

>$1000

>q3 2014

even the biggest apple idiot can't justify this
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>>44065544
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>>44063228

I really do want to know who those hands belong to.

That fucker has to be at least 7 feet tall, or this kid
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FUCK I MISSED THE STREAM

Was it funny?
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>>44065492
Looks like minions from despicable me from this angle
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>>44065541
>height of 139 mm, a width of 73 mm, and a thickness of 11 mm

APPLE AND G3 GETTING BTFO
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>>44065568
What does RAM have to do with anything?
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>>44065568
you buy apple for the brand, not the product. $1000 gives you that.
>>
I have a few Apple computers and a iPhone; I'm pretty sure I'll shy away from these fucktards from now on. That watch is really the straw that broke the camels back. All their stuff is just so shitty...
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it's over Apple is finished
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>>44065541
Too bad it has iPhone-tier specs as well.
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>>44061524
>1GB RAM
And yet it will still be faster and smoother than any competing Android phone.
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>>44065619
it reminded of iphone 3g/s
I wonder if Apple plans in 2 years to release an "innovative" new design: no rounded edges, everything boxy and square - just like the iphone 4!
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>>44065541
Wow looks pretty hot hope it runs well
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>>44065603
yes

also sauce, fucking cute
>>
So when does this free U2 album coe out for canadian iTunes? I've been waiting all morning for it to appear.
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>>44062000
The Moto 360 is IP67 rated. If I remember correctly it's waterproof in 1 meter of water for up to 30 minutes. Which means it will be absolutely fine in the shower.
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>>44065262
>being this deluded into muh samshit shilling amirite :^)
Samsung doesn't shill anything outside of their phones on /g/
Stating facts about a company that was much more recognized by their TV's before phones, and for domestic appliances before TV's is not shilling
It's well known that the koreans ate up the nips in the TV market, and thanks to that now we have shitty TV's instead of those older but great Panasonic's and even older Sony's
>>44065529
>Since when does any public business ever have secure wifi. That was the weak point in addition to the weak passwords that you mentioned.
I never mentioned jack shit about the wifi network being secure
Every fucking webpage since 1 or 2 years ago it's transmitted encrypted, using HTTPS
Do you even know what the fuck it's HTTPS?
Then every password it's never known to the server, unless the security is pure shit, it's hashed using MD5 or SHA or w/e
So if you could hypothetically break HTTPS (which can't be done, unless they use a shitty cipher incorrectly, like RC5) and have infinite rainbow tables, you can't sniff the passwords sitting in starbucks
Do you even know anything about security?
The only other thing possible it's that photos come from stolen/lost phones, or media
Or disposed, shit can be somewhat recovered
>>
>>44065623
Is the pen still laggy as fuck?
>>
>>44065629
>snapdragon 801, 2GB RAM, 5.5" 1080p,etc
>iPhone-tier
lolwut
>>
those sons of bitches literally forgot about dre
>>
>>44065648
Why do you hate yourself so much?

>canadian
Never mind, I figured it out.
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I am getting this phone because my 5 is starting to get shitty. I'll preorder it and pick it up the day it comes out. The iPhone fits my needs and syncs with my iPad Mini retina porn machine and I have no need to buy another brands phone product. I built my PC and would never buy a Mac.

You fa/g/gots that hate apple because of this boards mob mentality are just as bad as the niggers that only buy apple products because everyone else does.
>>
>>44063058
> implying you'll ever ever ever ever EVER replace your battery

Look, NOBODY will replace their batteries, ok? Even if your phone got lower battery life you'll either get a charger case or start deleting apps that waste power N shit.

nobody will replace their batteries, fuckin deal with it.
>>
>>44061908
Which you can buy for like $170
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>>44065702
>5 is starting to get shitty
some fucking people
I have an iphone 4 and I see absolutely no reason to upgrade it.
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>>44065315
>considering all data is encrypted and stored locally
And you're 100% sure about that, right?
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>>44065695

but one has an apple logo!

that justifies the obscene price! don't you know how apple customers think? why do you think they are willing to spend $3000 on a macbook pro that gets outperformed by a $1000 pc laptop?
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>>44065646
B E Z E L S C O N F I R M E D F O R D E P R E C A T E D

This picture is of the Crystal 5", not the Crystal X 5.5" with an even smaller bottom bezel.
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>>44065687
underrated post
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>>44065709
>instead of just buying a replacement for a thing that has been disposable forever, I'll just add more shit or get less functionality
I also throw out TV remotes, watches, laptops, and cars when their batteries run out
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>>44061914
On... The power button? You don't clench the phone with your fingertips.
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>>44065468
>You do know the note 3 had 4k right?

If you have a 4k monitor check out the video below taken with a Note 3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nDlOPSPog

I tried one 4k video on my note 3 while on vacation and it was pretty huge but most were just in 1080p which are good enough. Very few friends or family members have 4k displays so far so there was no point.
>>
>>44065541

That's actually pretty fucking sweet.

>nice, modern, bland professional design

>branding looks attractive, not in-your-face
>>
So how long into the iPhone 6's life until we see "BREAKING NEWS: MILLIONS OF CREDIT CARD NUMBERS STOLEN FROM iCLOUD, MILLIONS BAFFLED"?
>>
>>44065739
actually, it does justify the price.
The difference between a rolex and a good knockoff is very minor in terms of the actual watch. The only difference is the brand, which is why it costs more.
>>
>>44065740

Fucking Jap wizardry.
>>
>>44062140
Normally no, but on apple it does ;^)
>>
http://www.theonion.com/articles/features-of-the-new-apple-watch,36890/
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>>44062292

Its beautiful.
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>>44065730

The battery on my 5 is between failing and dead. No problems anywhere else. This is a phone that has survived 2 full years of me dropping and kicking it.
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>>44065492
anyone with a brain cell is going to end up putting a case on it anyway.

Just look at all the people with smashed iphone screens.

>>44065436
I see everyone bitching about the RAM but since iOS doesn't have real multitasking (the "multitasking" in ios is basically just fast app switching with only a limited selections of things that can run such as sound while you are in another app)
Because of this iOS needs a shitload less RAM than android. That's not to say they shouldn't actually introduce real multitasking and add more RAM consequently. The whole fake multitasking thing is also one of the reasons why i devices get such long battery lives despite the small battery sizes.

>>44065367
1136x640 (iphone 5 and 5s resolution) is just as weird

>>44065333
Wow look, a tech genius on /g/ who thinks that the amount of megapixels can tell how good a camera is and probably also thinks that more cores+ higher ghz also means better. Fucking dumbass.

Bash on apple all you want but the current iphone camera has a lower MP count but still takes much better images than most of it's competition with 13MP cameras.

Also, it's RAM you twat. ROM is a different thing altogether.

>>44065695
people who suck on Samsung's teets are just as bad if not worse than Apple fanboys. Samsung is such a vile comany that I never understood why they have so many shills (actually I do, it's their megahuge marketing budget)
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>>44065784
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>>44065778
This is completely random, but I'm buying the Lumix FZ1000 because it records fucking 4k, and 240FPS.

I also have a 4K monitor, so I'm stoked to order drone as well so I can shoot some retardedly cinematic videos.
>>
>>44065093
I think I'll wait a few years for some medical advancements, but I'll give up by the age of 23 or 25 or so. Then I'll put my sexual act on 4chan, if it's still around.

I can just wear a fake foreskin forever, I guess.
>>44065083
Fuck you man. I hope something horrible happens to you.
>>44065151
It's a saving grace that I'm not Jewish. I'm white, so at least I have that.
>>
>>44065789
point
they only retain value because of their desirability, not quality
>>
>>44065108
>putting a phone in your pocket because you are too fucking lazy to walk to the telephone table
>putting buttons on a phone because you are too fucking lazy to turn a rotary dial
>putting a phone in every home because you are too fucking lazy to type a letter
>using a typewriter because you are too fucking lazy to write a letter by hand
>writing a letter because you are too fucking lazy to visit people in person
>being literally retarded
>>
>>44062448
le 9gag mey mey xddd
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>>44065790
BASED JAPANESE DESIGN
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>>44061748
THIS
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>>44065798
>dropping and kicking it
I'm sorry for your loss, anon. my battery needs recharging daily, but its no big deal. I guess when it starts dying before the day is out is when there's a problem.
>>
>>44063041
le funy big dik man XD
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>>44065793
>Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch
#btfo
>>
>>44065672
Well okay then. Describe how it was done then. Jeez. Because other then him finding out their apple ids and testing out passwords over a period of time until they work, tapping directly into apple servers or stealing their phones. How would he have gained access?
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>>44061654
>people that age don't even know what's a watch
>don't even know what's a watch
>know what's a watch
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>>44065793
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>>44065827
kek'd
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>>44065541
hnnnnnnnggggggg

also those girls
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>>44065803

>Samsung is such a vile comany that I never understood why they have so many shills

I dunno maybe because they've done a ton of work pushing the objectively superior technology of OLED to market viability while Apple and everyone else have languished with endlessly iterating upon LCD.
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>2014
>bezels
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>>44065352
>>RAM having anything to do with [phone performance]

This is bait. No way could anyone who goes on the internet be this retarded.
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>>44061748
Where do I sign up to get paid by Apple to post on 4chan
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>>44065835
>Accidentally bumps phone's edge with a table
>The entire phone splits
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>>44065854

I mean when I say dropping it and kicking it it's cause I try to stop it with my foot before it hits the ground. I've gotten a little too excited before and kicked it across the room.

The battery has been failing for the last two weeks. It's almost as if they planned it..I used to charge It daily but now it won't go 3 hours without needing a charge.
>>
>>44065798
https://ssl.apple.com/support/iphone5-battery/

Check there anon. I'm gonna get mine replaced a bit after iOS 8 comes out. And probably reset my profile as well, to clear out old shit.
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>>44065894
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>>44065789

so you admit the phone is inferior, people are just buying it for status.

kinda like beats? that are also shitty headphones?

wait! apple bought them, it all makes sense now.
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>>44065740
>tfw Aquos Edgest
>already deprecated
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>>44065887
>all those girls
>two girls

You don't get out much, do you?
>>
>>44065803
>people who suck on Samsung's teets are just as bad if not worse than Apple fanboys. Samsung is such a vile comany that I never understood why they have so many shills (actually I do, it's their megahuge marketing budget)
That phone is not even made by Samshit
It's an LG, and it was pretty bad, though decent when it became cheap
Daily reminder that Samsung makes much more shit than just phones, their TV division probably eats most of the marketing budget, being the official TV of the FIFA World Cup is fuckexpensive
Also, reminder that Samsung shills are pretty bad and obvious, like the Lumia shills were
>>
>>44062532
>what is spotify
>>
>>44065890
If the really cared they would open source OLED components.
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>>44065908
>accidentally
>being a clumsy obese neckbeard
>not having qt loli fingers
>>
>>44065933
>also
>All
You don't read much, do you?
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>>44065803
>anyone with a brain cell is going to end up putting a case on it anyway

>implying anyone with a brain cell buys apple.

>I see everyone bitching about the RAM but since iOS doesn't have real multitasking.....

Can't multi task. Still cost 1200 ?!?!

>Also, it's RAM you twat. ROM is a different thing altogether

Read again you ape.

>Samsung is such a vile company

Muh feels !


Ok you twat, its obvious you work for them, how much are they paying you for this shit ?
>>
>>44065937
keep those shekels flowing goy
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>>44065933
those
ð??z/
plural form of that.


If there was one girl I would have said 'that girl'. There are two.
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>>44065771
I never said anything about throwing stuff away when their batteries are empty you nitwit.

If you got a shitty battery, don't replace it. Instead add a charger case where you get double battery life.
>>
>>44065814
>This is completely random, but I'm buying the Lumix FZ1000 because it records fucking 4k, and 240FPS.
>I also have a 4K monitor, so I'm stoked to order drone as well so I can shoot some retardedly cinematic videos.

Good stuff.

The note 3 has "nice looking" 4k but a real camera is nicer. That Lumix is supposed to offer amazing quality video for the price.
>>
>>44062616
WHAT IS ANDROID
>>
>>
>>44065933
>>44065952

It's okay anon, I read it as "all those girls" too and thought he was a fucking idiot
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>>44065950
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>>44065980
An OS
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>>44065980
An OS you fucking iTard.
>>
SOMEONE CAP THIS

Within a month of the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus launch, someone will devise a way to steal money from the new NFC feature, and they might be able to do it from a sizable distance.
>>
>>44062219
>the goalposts have been moved
>>
Alright, where can I download the keynote?
>>
>>44065863
>Well okay then. Describe how it was done then. Jeez.
It's a mystery genius

>Because other then him finding out their apple ids and testing out passwords over a period of time until they work
>bruteforcing a web server

>tapping directly into apple servers
Almost as impossible as bruteforcing

>or stealing their phones.
Most probable, still; huge security risk for iPay

>How would he have gained access?
Magic and miracles
It's not just a single person, its a bunch of people who collected a few photographs over the years, probably through a few ways, most probably recovering them from disposed devices
Or internal leak, or muh NSA

>>44065955
>Can't multi task. Still cost 1200 ?!?!
Just buy two
>>
>iLag6
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>>44063825
>my ipod nano, the 4th gen one with the touch screen

no
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>>44066016
>SOMEONE CAP THIS
>Within a month of the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus launch, someone will devise a way to steal money from the new NFC feature, and they might be able to do it from a sizable distance.
>>
>>44065695
>>44065695

...Oh my god.
>>
>>44065969
>If you got a shitty battery, don't replace it. Instead add a charger case where you get double battery life.
Thanks based jews for this consumerism
>>
>>44061748
i see many more thinkpad shills than I do apple shills
>>
>>44066050

if only it had more than 1gb of ram.
>>
>>44066050
You again
Everyone already knows that's an iPhone 4 running iOS 7
Stop shitposting
>>
>icloud bruteforced or dictionaried or something
PLEASE LET ME GIVE APPLE MY CREDIT CARD INFO
>>
>>44065393
>>44065467
>>44065899

Feel free to show me some evidence that RAM is linear correlated to performance in a phone.

It isn't like a regular computer, where the RAM is basically variable. It's a locked device in a closed system, and the RAM is something that the user has absolutely no relationship with. The spec of RAM on a phone is mostly irrelevant to its performance, especially as there's absolutely no way to test other setups.
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>>44061424
>literally half the audience is Apple
>mysterious undeserved applause when Apple feels it should happen

Is it so crazy to assume the Apple employees are strategically scattered among the audience to help get applause going when Apple wants people to feel "excited" about a feature that's really just something they stole from Jelly Bean?
>>
>>44065803
> people who suck on Samsung's teets are just as bad if not worse than Apple fanboys. Samsung is such a vile comany that I never understood why they have so many shills (actually I do, it's their megahuge marketing budget)
The Nexus 4 is an LG product you stupid cunt. And Samsung was laughing for years as they got to provide components for every iPhone.
>>
>>44065835
Am I the only one who thinks this looks like shit? At least have the fucking buttons on the MASSIVE bottom bezel, not on the fucking screen.
>>
>>44064222
Whenever I first got my Galaxy Nexus I tried to use the $10 credit from Google everywhere I saw it. It took 9 stores to find one that actually functioned.

I haven't tried it since as I looked like a dipshit trying to pay with my phone and it not working.


Did they make any sort of announcement with ApplePay with credit card rewards? Are rewards fully intact or is there some weird opt-in thing like Google Wallet?
>>
>>44066090
>damage controlling this hard
>>
should someone write on that that cap from Inception?
>we need to go bigger
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>>44065786

iOS is the most secure consumer grade OS on the market.
>>
>>44061424

>can use a fingerprint to access bank accounts

>thieves start beating up random people with iphones and use their thumbs to steal all their money

brilliant
>>
>>44066099
>performance
You don't understand.
>>
>>44066090
>all this planned obsolescence.
>>
>>44066076
> you can replace batteries for free
>>
>>44066090
yet my s3 has no problem with 4.4.4
>>
>>44066090
>latest iToy is shit
>b-but that must last year's model!

Stay REKT iFag.
>>
>>44066102

What?

That is obviously why they did it. Could there even be any other reason? I didn't think it was even in question..
>>
>>44066090
>implying that's ever acceptable
>>
What about the battery...
>12 hours of continuous LTE web browsing
This has to be bullshit right? It effectively means 12 hours of screen-on time which can't be true, right?
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>>44066107
that's the 5 inch model
the 5.5" model has a smaller bottom bezel and more screen overall

>front buttons
>good
>>
>>44066128
That doesn't mean shit, information is stolen from iPhones all the time. You should never trust a web-enabled mobile device with your Credit Card/Banking information.
>>
>>44066132
No, I'm pretty sure you don't.

You have no way of testing alternate RAM scenarios with iPhones / iPads, so you have no way of determining what impact it makes.

There is no way to develop an app that will take more memory than it is given, and if you try to do so, it will crash repeatedly and probably not make it past App Store screening.

The amount of memory in the iPhone is a basically irrelevant spec.
>>
> 4 inches iphone 5S is the most selled iphone ever

Now let's make only 4.7 and 5.5 inch displays! Fuck the 4 inches!

Apple = Genius
>>
>>44064966
>there are probably tons of kids born in 2001 on 4chan right now
>>
>>44066107
>MASSIVE bottom bezel,
its no bigger than other smartphones, especially the iPhone
>>
>>44066168

Did they not realize that 90% of their market is females and effeminate men with small hands.
>>
why is it called the apple watch and not the iWatch?

Why is there no facetime functionality from the watch to use it as a communicator / skype watch?

Why the fuck is the watch more expensive than the iphone 6?
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>>44066168
>trying to pull this
More sales from bigger screens
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>>44061842
Okay, I'll let you know... and... NOW
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>>44064480
top yee

>>44065633
Not when switching between tabs or apps.

I'm going to wait to see whether the plus has more RAM, and whether the camera is obnoxious. As far as Android flagships go, do any of them have any distinguishing features?
>>
>>44066046
I could see the disposed of devices way. Lots of people don't understand how to properly clear out storage media. I however wouldn't sell any of my used storages nor buy any used ones. Clearing out on mobiles is even harder given the limitations that oems and obviously apple put into the phones.

But honestly anon, beyond physical access to devices, how would anyone be able to do this.

Additionally this is a message to everyone do not trust the cloud. Putting your information into others hands is a bad idea and unfortunately for the most part uncontrollable do to medical/financial/social records. So you might as well do as much as you can to limit any more data to the outside world.
>>
>>44066187
>no bigger than other smartphones
Looks bigger than the bottom bezel on my S5 which actually has buttons.
>>
Did anyone ever figure out what the fuckhuge white building was?
>>
>>44061524
>4s
Disgusting. Why don't you be a good macfag and update your ishit every release cycle?
>>
>reddit thinks you hate apple if you don't like the watch
you'd have to be a shill or a fucking retard for supporting the watch
>>
>>44066224
>on my S5
But at least it doesn't lag or has a cheap plastic build.
>>
>>44062532
>lackluster software
Is your brain working?
That's the main reason for buying an iPhone
>>
Phone has bigger screen.
Same size RAM.

BIGGER SCREEN MEANS MORE RAM USAGE TO RENDER.

NOW YOU DO ALMOST THE SAME STUFF FASTER NOW YOU 64bit!!
>>
>>44065672
>Talking point 45: Samsung currently has no plans to expand their shilling operations
>Proceed to cover Samsung's wide variety of appliances outside phones in saying this
>>
>>44066161

The code which runs on top of iOS, ie third party apps, is riddled with vulnerabilities. Android is even worse. A few years ago at Defcon Kids a 16 year old girl found nearly 100 vulns in Android apps within half a day.
>>
>>44061557
>wanting the air
>>
>>44061825
May I remind you how the iphone was more expensive than it's android phone counterparts the few years of life?
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>>44066237
Link? The high-ranked reddit posts I see all shit on Apple.
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>>44066164
>The amount of memory in the iPhone is a basically irrelevant spec.
Can you shill harder?
>>
>>44063173

Very nice
>>
>>44066201
>Odd number resolution
What are you doing
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>>44066118
>get called on their bullshit
>you're just doing damage control!

>>44066145
>comparing phones 2 years apart

>>44066149
>iphone 4
>last year

>>44066155
It's not and that's why it should have never gone above 6.1.3. It doesn't even have most of the features anyway.

Anyway, I thought Applefags were supposed to be the stupid ones.
>>
>>44066266
http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/2fxll7/wow_the_hate_on_the_watch_is_insane_on_this_sub/
>I don't get it .. Either they're genuinely pissed off fans, or trolls from other brand users and subreddits coming here to trash talk shit.
>>
>>44066263
rekt
>>
>>44066241
Nigger fucking please. The vast majority of iPhone users (and phone users in general) immediately slap their phone it a plastic/rubber case. Material makes no fucking difference.
>>
>>44061524
get the moto x
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>>44066286
>/r/apple
Of course a sub dedicated to shilling will be filled with shills.
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I knew it. I fucking knew that Apple wouldn't make it far without Jobs.

Now watch as Apple stock plummets in 2015 and everyone joins the botnet, as Apple desperately tries to innovate, but fails miserably, because the CEO is a typical businessman with no idea of how to think abstractly.
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>>44062017
No one knows that battery life of the watch yet, so why are you assuming that it will only last a day?
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>>44066263
>multi-user support
Okay, don't have a smartphone so I have to ask...this is seriously anywhere even close to "new" in phones?

I mean the average smartphone has to have multiple times the hardware power of a typical Windows 98 box, and they're JUST NOW getting multi-user support?

What the goddamn Mickey Mouse fuck is this bullshit?
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>>44061618
Watch is not the same as ishit gimmick
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>>44066289

Android: let's deploy new bugs and vulnerabilities as fast as we can without testing anything. The consumer is our Alpha group.

Apple: Lets develop the hardware and software in house so we do much more rigorous testing than is possible with the 3rd party model so we can ensure enhanced stability and only deploy post beta-stage tech.
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>>44066334
>What the goddamn Mickey Mouse fuck is this bullshit?
Capitalism, after gaining control of the government.
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>>44066327
>Typical Businessman
>Apple fails 2015

Dude, you're an idiot.
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>>44066327
How was Jobs some sort of visionary who thought "abstractly" post-2007? He followed market trends and slapped an apple sticker on his product just like this guy.
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>>44062672
Pretty cheap if you ask me. Id be willing to pay more than that for that beautiful phone.
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>>44066363
You are holding the keyboard wrong.
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>>44066363
>3rd party
>not buying Nexus

wooow
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>>44066378
It's not $1,200 unless you're counting in tax.

Counting Tax in the overall price is some jewish shillery.


It's $949 for a fucking UNLOCKED WORLD PHONE WITH 128GBS OF MEMORY.

Pretty fucking legit if you ask me.
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>>44063667
>not using a sawed off monkey finger
full retard
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>>44062556
>>44062585
>>44062622
>>44062657
>>44062672
>look mom I posted it again!
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>>44066164
>you can't change the hardware architecture
>thus, the hardware architecture does not behave as the math behind the hardware would dictate, and the hardware is, in fact, no longer a limiting factor in performance

To summarize:
>what you don't know can't hurt you

Just simply fucking astounding, well done, shill. Watertight argument.
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>>44066405
>>44066378
Fuck off shill.
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>>44066405
>not counting tax

It's like you enjoy being deceived

>It's $949 for a fucking UNLOCKED WORLD PHONE WITH 128GBS OF MEMORY.

You can get this much cheaper with Android
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>>44066164
>The amount of memory in the iPhone is a basically irrelevant spec
RAM is needed to render the resolution.
Now the phones have higher resolution and the SAME RAM.
Now you can almost do the same but faster with the new processor.
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>>44064480
>samsung phone
>amazing
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>>44066363
>tech illiterate iFag babby
>can only speak in rhetoric marketing

Not even surprised.
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>>44066376
No, you don't understand. He had a visionary "style" by acting eccentric and moving his hands way more than usual while he talked.

So morons bought everything that Apple shit out while under him.
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>>44066430
>>much cheaper
>>even close to the build quality
>>using a POS MSD card
>>android phones support essentially any carrier you're going to be on.

>>Not counting tax

Are you one of those retarded people who actually pays tax on tech purchases?
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>>44064782
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LIVE IN EUROPE AND NOT USE NFC

Literally every credit card in western europe uses nfc you stupid piece of eastern shit
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The watch will be used to make apps that monitor lifestyle, health, nutrition, exercise calories and other habits much like this website: http://aprilzero.com/#

There is a race to the bottom to push these apps out first, none of them will have any security and will of course be abused by insurance companies who will steal data to deny you claims and other big brother shit.

The first corp that puts out a reasonably secure health monitoring and "lifestyle tracking" app will be gajillionaires. Huge demand for this. Nobody gives a fuck about the being able to phone with it or whatever, that is all secondary to the real use of tracking yourself.
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>>44066422
>getting offended by people telling the truth

>>44066430
The reason why android is so cheap is because the os is free. Free to exploit its users.
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>>44061465

Looks like the NFC phones that have been on the market for years will finally be useful because now apple did it.

Fucking drones man.
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>>44066368
Thanks GNU shill, I would have been lost without your reactionary Marxist flailing.
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>>44066460
>10% marketshare
>80% vulnerabilities

TOPKEK
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K
E
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>>44062158
Portable projectors were supposed to be a big thing years ago,.k but it flipped.
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>>44066363
the only reason apple has "stability" is because they have a limited number of centralized devices to code for. Android is a fractured market of a dozen different custom OSs and a million different devices.
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>>44066482
>The reason why android is so cheap is because the os is free. Free to exploit its users.
>>44066460
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>>44066368
>implying Windows 98 wasn't created in the height of US capitalism
>implying Apple needs the US government's permission to make shitware
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>>44066482
The truth is you're a gullible moron and don't belong on /g/.
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>>44066430
You can get even better with a windows phone.

Not a fan of windows, but nokia always made good phones, and windows phone is pretty neat to be honnest.
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>>44062153
I love people like this who act like Apple claimed anything as an innovation. They said the phone has a barometer. Chill the fuck out
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>>44061817
you mean those that are produced by samsung? yeah right, they are just as any other android equivalent
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>>44062616
what is nexus
>>
NFC! NFUCKING C! TOOK YOUR CUNTING TIME APPLE, YOU SHITHEADS!
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>>44066497
>>44066519
I was actually commenting on the lack of innovation and whatnot that companies are allowed after capitalism reaches this point.
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>>44066526
>You can get even better with a windows phone.

Whatever, let me know when you actually get some decent developer support and OS that doesn't hide it's shittiness behind smooth transitions.
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>>44062107
The kind of people that buy appleshit in the first place.
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>>44066541
A phone made by LG.
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>>44062616
What is Motorola (recently sold to TEH CHINEEZ)
What is Nexus
What is 'Project Ara' (google it lulzulzul)
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>>44066542
The worst part is that NFC will now become relevant to daily life just because iPhone finally adopted it, whereas nobody has done anything remotely useful with NFC while it's been available for Android and Windows Phones.
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>excited to hear the news
>new additions to the iPhone 6
>it is slightly bigger
>it runs faster

Wow, it's fucking nothing. Nothing needs to load on my 4S, what is the iPhone 6 supposed to load quickly? Fuck, what a let down.
>>
I'm considering the 4.7" version myself. I have a phone. I have a Nexus 7. I have a MBA. I don't need a phablet.

But it feels a bit gimped. The screen is dissappointed. The lack of OIS on smaller version is stupid. But hulking Android phones are the other option. I wear raw denim. I wear tailored suits. And I already have one hulking mass in my pants showing through my pants
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>>44066480
go on kickstarter and start shilling wrist sensors to take health status reports that plug into the iwatchthing, make eleventy billion dollars
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>>44066559
The bought Moto to save the company.
Never staying long enough to develop and sell a phone.

Nexus is not done by them but they do supply specs that the phone must have.

Poject Ara is a design concept to see if the idea is feasible.
>>
So, Godwin's law.

Can we start talking about Hitler already?
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>>44066460
>>44066498
>>44066509


The irony is incredible.

iOS is the most secure consumer grade OS on the market.
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>>44066016
>new NFC feature
It's host card emulation, nothing new here.
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>>44066633
>never developed a phone
HAHAHAHAH what is Moto G, specifically designed by Google. Google engineers who worked on the phone post to HN all the time

>Nexus not done by them
They work directly with the manufacturer to produce the device they want.

>Design concept
Doesn't matter, the claim "they don't make phones" is already out the window
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Can anyone argue for a iPhone 6 vs. a Moto X?

Motorola has arguably a better design.
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>>44066578
NFC have been used in credit cards since fucking 2006, probably earlier. These things are fucking ancient.
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>>44062168
Good marketing, Prince and Jay Z have done this in the past
>album is free
>millions of people say "why not? free shit" and DL it
>album shoots to number one on charts because every DL is counted as a "sale"
>number one on billboard

They don't give a fuck about "losing money", especially when they are u2 rich
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>>44066509
>Google is infallible.
>Google has several products that are dependent on their servers.
>Google has several products that are based on the same code.
>Google just shuffles exploits around on to other products to divert bad attention from android.
>Not paying attention to the amount of malware on android.
>Not knowing about the typical human response to tear others down when they claim superiority. Apple claims they are very secure, people now want to prove them wrong, which leads to the creation of pwn2own and other nerd dick measuring contests.
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>>44066656
You're trolling right? iOS vulns are out there everywhere just you don't hear about them. They are sold to professional criminal outfits to go after CEOs and the government so they can spy on you. Read thegrugq's twitter sometime, plenty of iOS 0day
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>>44066656
Yes the data showing that is false some how but you do not have it on hand right?
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>>44062403
>No, it's your fault for not upgrading
christ
>>
A new AppleTV would have been nice.

Maybe i'll just get a refurbished current gen model then.
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>>44066507

That's partially correct. Yes, iOS only runs on the iPhone and Android runs on millions of devices. But that's not the whole story, it's a difference in the model.

Each model has it's advantages and disadvantages..
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>>44066693
Charlie Miller broke into iOS countless times before he got bored and switched to breaking into vehicles remotely, and medical equipment. Read his book.

iOS is not any more or less 'secure' than a typical Android build. Apple has much better policies monitoring what their app store sells that's about it.
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>>44066675
>Moto G, specifically designed by Google
Check your years faggot.
>They work directly with the manufacturer
Yes by telling them that the device must have XX and XX specs to be classified as a Nexus.
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>>44061987
The gold model will probably edge the thousands, i'd say $1500 minimum.
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>>44066634
Steve Jobs was a charismatic leader who wooed the masses and managed to turn his finances around after losing the war with Microsoft. Now Apple is trying to singlehandedly hold defeat Adobe, Google and Microsoft. Google and Adobe. Google and Adobe are allies.

Good enough?
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>>44062736
reminds me of all those chinase mp4 players they sold around 2007.
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>>44066549
>lack of innovation and whatnot that companies are allowed

Right, because if it weren't for that evil capitalism, there'd be a committee in charge of calculating company "innovation" and shutting down anyone they don't think is making enough useless "new" bullshit?
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>>44066578
The only thing bad about that is the world we live in is so shit it takes apple to spearhead a new tech that people have been ignoring for years.
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>Sapphire crystal screen
>supposed to be scratch proof
>10x more expensive than glass
>more brittle and prone to cracking than glass
>implying this will actually be a thing
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>bigger than bigger
>regular version smaller than most phones, big version smaller than most phablets
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>>44062271
So the perfect security measure are fingerprints which you leave all over your phone. Genius.
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>>44065878
never had an onion article so accurate before ;_;
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>>44061832
iCloud did not get hacked you shitlicking mothbreather! Someone stole some logins for dropbox and got some private photos.

But sensing the amount of drool on your shirt you probably wouldn't know the difference.
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>>44066752
Steve jobs was a cunt that had to be bailed out from suicide by Bill Gates.
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>>44066709

It's not my fault you don't understand what you're reading.

>>44066705

You're proving my point.

0 days for the current version of iOS sell for up to $1,000,000 USD.

0 days for the current version of Android sell for a few grand.

There's a reason for this.. it's called economics.
>>
Since they announced the A8 how long until next gen iPads?
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>>44062024
apple product announcements today and the biggest surprise today was finding out Katy Perry has animu reaction images
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>>44066807
>0 days for the current version of iOS sell for up to $1,000,000 USD.
Didn't one guy get arrested for finding a vulnerability?
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>>44063564
>not wearing it on your right because it feels right and it makes everyone make some effort to try to tell you that it's on the wrong arm/ask you about why you wear it there

top kek m8 it's w/e
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>>44062231
>pitchfork
>browsing online with phone upright

Typical apple pleb.
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Called it

>apple iwatch only works with iEcosystem so apple can fleece you
>it's worse than this concept
>overall: fucking useless trash, nothing new, fanboys get it anyways
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>>44066633
>Nexus is not done by them but they do supply specs that the phone must have.
And apple doesn't produce the iPhones. The design them and let chinese factories build them.
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>>44062094
it looks like the first uccw I made
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>mfw the apple stock split only diluted shareholder equity and didn't raise any actual capital for apple

I swear Apple's cash reserve could not be managed any more timidly. It's like they're afraid of spending money
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>>44061958
The entire watch is the ugliest apple design ever

If you didn't tell me otherwise I'd think you were posting some korean thing to troll
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>>44066499
>paying $150 for not even a whole extra inch of screen
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>mfw /g/ drooling autists are shitting all over the Watch

This is literally exactly what you fedora tipping neckbeards were circlejerking about when the iPad was first anoounced.

Now literally everyone owns a tablet.

Shut the fuck up. This watch will be a huge hit just like everyone else and in a few years you aspies will be arguing about who has the better smartwatch
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>>44066742
>telling them the device must have x specs
totally and completely wrong, they build it with them from the ground up. read this: http://www.theverge.com/2013/11/5/5069310/the-nexus-5-isnt-pure-android-its-pure-google which is why it is branded Google right on the case.

>Moto G dates
Moto G unveiled Unveiled on November 13, 2013
Google bought Motorola in 2011
They sold Motorola in 2014

http://www.wired.com/2013/08/inside-story-of-moto-x/ they bought Motorola basically to release Moto X which was wholly designed by Google/Android engineering team with Moto staff.

You can stop replying now
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>>44066826

I didn't hear about anyone getting arrested for disclosing an iOS vuln. And like you already said, any exploitable vuln which is found is essentially never disclosed, excluding the jailbreak community.
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>>44066786
Skeuomoprhism is absolutely necessary in a smartwatch. Anything else and you end up with a $20 casio.
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>>44066902
>Now literally everyone owns a tablet.

I don't know anyone apart from a nephew that has one, shill harder apple.
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>>44064764

>P3N15C0CK

lol
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>>44061646
Sounds really dumb.
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>>44066897
Why do you guys keep posting fake prices?
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>>44066291
I'm just making a point of how the S5 is laggy and cheaply built compared to pretty much every other flagship.
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>>44066735
thank you anon. I was actually kind of interested in all of this. Was also kind of hoping to see if I could create a personal jailbreak (none of that chinese botnet) for my iPhone.

Any resources beyond charlie miller's stuff, the grugq, or getting an enterprise license?
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>>44066902
But I had a watchphone 9 months ago, it had cellular AND a proper OS.
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IT'S OVER APPLE IS FINISHED
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Apple haters, I would like to remind you that some people love Apple. It cannot be explained anymore than people who voted for GW Bush the second time around. Don't try to argue with them. It's pointless and only leads to more hate, which will undoubtedly cause you to fail at life. Relax, let them enjoy their moment and enjoy your non-Apple whatever.

Reminder: you will the Apple Watch on TV, in movies, where it's going to be used to shoot laser, remote control vehicles, stop time, or to hack into a top security CIA building. This is Apple.
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>>44064126
leddit go home.
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>>44066902
>Argumentam ad populum

Everyone bought a tablet so tablets are good!

Everyone followed hitler so hitler was right!

Face it faggot. The iWatch is just as shitty as every other smartwatch. The only difference is that actual sheeple will lap it up despite how fucking ugly it is
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>>44066980

>some people love a company that sells nothing but outdated overpriced consumer electronics

yes, and those people are retards
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>>44066967
Apple has been finished since 1978.
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>>44066980

Yes because people who like apple are totally stupid right?

How's your neckbeard going faggot?
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>>44066902
Apple had some idea of what to do with tablets, then. It was quite different from the other shit on the market.

What does this offer me over a Moto 360? The 360 is better thought out, well designed, cheaper, performs better, and is quite simply less shit.

With the iPad, Apple decided that cramming a mobile OS onto something bigger worked better than cramming a desktop OS onto something smaller. And it was a controversial decision, but it payed off.

Apple's watch isn't "fundamentally different" from the competition. It's just fucking worse.
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>>44066479
have you ever used it to pay?
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>>44066954
Hacker's guide to iOS by charlie miller is the best guide, and shit like IDA Pro to reverse engineer things. Go on nostarch press book website and look for iOS hacking books, or amazon. Or torrent them.

@pof is another good twitter account, mainly android hacking but he's also interested in breaking iOS
>>
>>44062488
>>44064294
ok, kid.
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>>44067023
Same can be said of any company at some point in their existence.
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>>44067031

Yeah when the iPhone launched it was genuinely better than everything else.

That's not true any more.
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>>44062694
LOL Ihnatko
He's one of the reasons I could never get onboard listening to TWiT. Everyone else would be the other reasons.
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>>44067021
>Godwin's Law

Oh God you Apple haters are truly retarded.

>Face it faggot. The iPad is just as shitty as every other tablet

Tablets were selling like shit and no one had them until apple made one.

Now every other company has ripped off the iPad and they are selling like crazy
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>>44066656
most secure os?
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>>44066735

Charlie Miller is a genius, everyone knows that.. but you seriously have no idea what you're talking about. He never even got close to "breaking iOS" like you describe.

>iOS is not any more or less 'secure' than a typical Android build.

This is insane talk. The Android model doesn't even have a fraction of the security robustness of iOS. And that's talking about current version of Androids.. it took them a while to incorporate any security period. Android didn't even have ASLR or DEP until not that long ago.

If you want to know what kind of security iOS has, read this :
http://www.apple.com/ipad/business/docs/iOS_Security_Feb14.pdf

It's extremely secure for a consumer grade product. Most experts say, the most secure.
>>
Did they go for a proprietary headphone jack?
>>
>>44062147
future-proofing your device. It makes developing on a 64 bit environment a lot nicer being able to run the same program on your phone without recoding.

Why would you want a 32 bit phone when everything that's new now fully supports 64 bit? It makes no sense.
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>>44064294
If you have an S3 you can run an app to detect IMSI catchers and silent SMS sent by cops.
https://github.com/darshakframework/darshak

Apple doesn't even let developers near it's firmware
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>>44061566
>wasting a fuckload for a watch
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>>44067031
It really wasn't quite different. Modern consumer tard tablets are upscaled smartphones, and apple wasn't the first in the game.

the ipad was the same, but apple branded and nicer looking. Here, apple has combined apple branding with worse aesthetics so they're going to lose money.
>>
This is the first Apple event to genuinely be a flop. Everything on the phone side is just playing catch up to, and the watch is just embarrassing. Even Apple fan sites are hammering the watch in the comments sections.

Oof.
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>>44061524
>1gb of ram
>still faster and smoother than any android phone on the market
Dat lagdroid
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>>44066656

yeah it's so secure sometimes even iOS users can't get it to work
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>>44061424
>>44061465
>>
Guys what re the specs for iPhone 6? Is it bad?
>>
>>44066954

Dai Zovi
>>
>Tfw I bought the Galaxy S5 yesterday
>Tfw I see the Apple drone sucking off the corpse of Steve Jobs
>I can already do all this shit
>Only thing Apple has on it is larger on board memory
>Currently playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, which took 5s compared to the iPhone which was a pain in the dick

LOL
APPLE
>>
>>44065417
>>44065390
I know they run fine but I actually want to use the Android operating system, not just those few apps compatible with 2.2.
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>>44062140
Obviously! It's desktop class!
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>>44067106
why do people act like android is the only alternative
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>>44061566

>2014
>not owning a 5-figure watch

top pleb
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>>44067089
Yes, it's a ultramagnetic high frequency resonator that's rumored to emit gamma radiaton directly to your pancreas. It's been under development for the past decade.
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>>44067075
Argument from sales is a logical fallacy unless you are arguing about marketing departments instead of products

Consumers. Are. Not. Intelligent. Self. Aware. Beings. Who. Make. Smart. Decisions. You forget your humanity when you walk into a store with a full wallet and turn into a simplistic animal that hordes shiny things. Then you go on the internet and insult everyone else to rationalize your purchases.

>hurr andurroid poorfags
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>>44067117
3 gig ram
520 ppi
new undisclosed core 10 times faster
chip to keep shit secure on the phone
surprisingly large battery
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>>44067153
>>/x/
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>>44067088
Charlie Miller sold dozens of iOS 0days
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about son

"Security robustness of Apple" I guess you mean security through obscurity since we can only reverse engineer the calls to find out what everything is doing.
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>>44067093

You can do this on any Android phone.

there's way to do it with an iPhone as well, but require additional things..

Who does this anyway? Are you a spy or just smoke too much weed?
>>
Apple fansites: "Wow, the watch is genuinely shit."
Insecure /g/ contrarians: "everyone who doesn't like the watch is a neckbeard. i am not. god my ego is so boosted right now."
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>>44067148
>2014
>not owning a metric watch

Stay pleb.
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>>44067138
10.3 works with android 4.4 kitkat
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>>44067197
>Hey dude what time is it
>8:70
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>>44067148
>5 figure watch

Why bother when it looks like any generic shit I can buy for a 100th of the price?

I will never understand the appeal of expensive watches. It's not like we can see the price tag on the thing.
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>>44067210
I still want to run the actual Android OS.
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>>44066479
Canada also has NFC.
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>>44066050
>Tfw I had an iPhone 4
>Tfw I accidently updated to iOS7
>Tfw I had this problem for months
>>
>>44061655
>Free
>not gratis
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>>44067219
Circlejerking with other watch fags so you can feel like you are above the majority of humanity

The same thing that drives people to buy iPads
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Right off Facebook. I thought you would enjoy this.

>Your average Applefag
>>
>2014
>still thinking digital watches are a pretty neat idea
>>
>>44065363
>mark
>ket
>ting
>would we be discussing this if they created a new webpage?
>>
>>44067219

>looks are everything

confirmed for stupid slave

I know what it's worth and how mechanically sophisticated it is; I couldn't care less what some gawking plebs on the street think
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>>44062567
Cardcaptor Sakura
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>>44067253
>Your average Applefag
It's clearly a joke and sarcasm, idiot.
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>>44067253
Eradicate the dutch for this
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>>44067265
They are when you hire competent designers instead of jony autivesm
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>>44061502
only once when I saw Iwatch design, it's like a tima machine 30years back with shitty squared watch, fan fakes was so much better
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>>44067176

You're thinking of OS X, not iOS.


>>44067191
>>44067093

https://github.com/SecUpwN/Android-IMSI-Catcher-Detector
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>>44067265
This hoopy frood knows where his towel is.
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So they still don't use memory sticks?
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>>44067253
Obviously a joke.
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>>44067309
>still calling it a memory stick
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>>44067197
great banter m8
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>>44062447
i still can not pay with my mobile phone in canada.

If this apple product is able to, it's ahead of the rest.
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>>44067309
If they used external storage they wouldn't be able to rip you off with storage tiers
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>>44067225
well then you're just retarded. just get an android phone
next you'll be asking for an iPhone with windows 8
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>>44067128
daily reminder of samshills
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>>44067309
>memory stick
Grandma pls
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>>44067289
KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER
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>>44067327
Except you can.

Google Wallet isn't supported outside the US (and even then, only for select phones), but there are plenty of alternatives.

If your phone has NFC, you can pay with it.

You fucking hoser.
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>>44067343
You know a LOT of people have hacked other phones in the past to run Android incredibly well, right? And almost everything in the Z10 is hardware that has been used in other Android phones.
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>>44061562
>What the fuck just a shitty watch

Apple are pretty good trend setters. Not now though.

Mark my words. Nobody will buy that stupid fucking watch

You really think people wear watches so they know the fucking time? Your grandpa might, but the majority of people wear them as JEWELRY.

>HURR HURR LOK AT MY iWATCH
>>Fuck off Applefag
>>
Anyone else think that Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave today? the watch's UI alone made me wonder if they've gone nuts.
A crown mechanism, a button, AND long-pressing? have they gone nuts?

I'm thinking they need to find Scott Forstall again and beg him to come back to Apple.
>>
Guise does anyone know if Apple's stocks dropped
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>>44067302
No, iOS
http://www.zdnet.com/blog/security/after-latest-iphone-hack-charlie-miller-kicked-out-of-ios-dev-program/9773

Ask thegrugq how many iOS 0day's he's brokered too. This illusion that apple is magically safer than everything else is just an illusion. iOS is the #1 target since business derps and celebrities are using it.
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>>44061628
Tells the time to the closest second
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>>44067393
just google apple stock
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>>44067368
just shows how much more secure the bootloaders are in BB10
you have just restored my faith in them from a security perspective

why would you want to put botnetdroid on a secure phone?
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>>44067346

Yes, but even shills tend to avoid 4chan. In this case, it's mostly just retards.. and Microsoft shills.
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>>44061582
>Y-you too
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>>44067287
>>44067311

Except it isn't. This is what Applefags actually believe.
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>>44067381
You mean force-pressing, you literally slam your finger into the device with reckless abandon.
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>>44062158
its Called a Samsung Galaxy Beam, there's even a beam 2 now
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>>44067128
enjoy your locked bootloader

you are no freer than an ifag
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>>44061646

>The iPhone 6+ has a 1080p screen (That's full HD) with a pixel density of 401PPI

Hold up

>Galaxy S4
>Released 2013
>441PPI

Ayy lmao
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>>44067426
Did you read the last sentence? Are you this dumb?

He literally called it a phablet.
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>>44067407
Ayy Lmao what a train wreak!
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>>44067476
You actually think you know my friends better than I do? kek
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>>44067413
I don't mean Blackberry devices.

See: HTC HD2, HTC Touch, Nokia X, Nokia N900, Nokia N9, etc. And historically these devices have weak hardware. Imagine the Z10 running it, it would work great. All that has to happen is the bootloader has to be cracked and drivers need to be written, can't be any harder than what happens already with Samsung.

It's not that the Z10 is inherently secure like that (although security will surely kill the entire OS once this is even attempted), but rather that there's no community trying to do it.
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>>44067426
can some americun plz kill rotterdam for me? u has nukes.
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>>44067364
would you please provide me with an app that i can use to pay at PayWave and Tap-to-pay enabled terminals here in canada?

Im talking about shit that works at retailers that use the Credid Card NFC technology. As far as i know, you either need some proprietary app Like the "TimmyMe" app that only works for tim hortons, or it don't work at all.
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>>44067455
can use all android apps
play all video formats, just put movies on an sd card
government grade encryption
nsa not watching you sext
better virtual keyboard

yeah you can do what you want with it except break it
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>>44061424
>Apple doesn't know how much you paid for it
What was the context?
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>>44061741
>Compete with an iPhone 6

aahahahahahahahaha

The G3 is brilliant
>>
>search iOS 8 and iOS 8 release date on phone.
>get cortana ads on google

Microsoft plz nobody wants your shit.
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>>44067397

It's not about magic.. it's called a hardening. It's about the fact that people like OS X and have good reason to. Not everyone wants a Linux laptop.

As far as mobile goes, the only real solution is to not use it at all. If you are going to use it, select based on your needs.
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>>44067482
ayyy kanker
>>
So... Where should I go to read about, or watch what actually was revealed by apple today?

For the record, I'm neither for nor against Apple. I am just interested in the technology aspects of things.
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>>44061800
>Buying a smart watch
What kind of autist are you? Watches are jewelry.
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>>44067482

Lets not be a fucking idiot. Apple stock fell because the Watch isn't coming until next year which is a terrible time compare to the holiday season
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>>44067535
Didn't see the stream but I assume it has to do with Apple Pay, saying they don't keep track of what your expenditures are?
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>>44067506
why on a z10, its nice but not amazing, plenty of nicer phones out there
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>>44067533

nice try
0/10
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>>44067575
Because it's such a beautiful device. I don't need insane power, I want my experience to be comfortable and durable.
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>>44067518
https://www.cibc.com/ca/features/mobile-payment.html

Dejardins also has a paywave app
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>>44067570
For fucks sake the iPhone 6 looks like some Android phone knock off
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>>44067580
i guess u need a phone for all you haxxor needs
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>>44067565

Apple.com

http://www.apple.com/live/2014-sept-event/
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>>44066915
The got Motorola in 2012 by then the Moto G was already in its early stages.
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>>44067626
Thanks, name!
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Remember that one time where you plugged your iPhone into a PC and easily transferred files without a fucking proprietary shitball program?

Me either

Remember when Apple actually innovated something?

Me either

>mfw a $350 watch
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>>44067599
that's just shite though. I am with Coast Capital, and i don't want a separate bank account with CIBC.

I talk about an app like paypal, that you enter several bank accounts into, maybe one or two credit cards, and boom, you're good to go, to pay EVERYWHERE.

Until then, i will say this NFC pay technology will never catch on, unless they give the user the option to use their already existing bank accounts and credit cards.
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>>44067597
its nice but android needs power
the z10 internals aren't powerful enough for android, 1.5 dual core
its enough for BB10 but its less hungry
i would have gone for the z30 much more elegant phone
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This iPhone 6 Plus is this the Apple way of competing with the Galaxy Tab?
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>>44067655

Remember that time you ran Windows? Yea, me either.
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>>44061977
>2 year contract
But that's illegal here, we have laws protecting consumers. Mind blowing, I know.
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>>44067565
theverge.com
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>>44067599
and desjardins credit cards have paywave, sure. But there is no app for that.
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>>44067518
http://www.rbcroyalbank.com/mobile/wallet/

See >>44067599 for CIBC

Etc.

Literally every bank here has their own NFC app.

If you want everything together, just go onto the Play store and search "wallet".

FFS man, don't make me spoonfeed you even more.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktujsc4ZUTo
So much bullshit in one video.
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>>44063110
>implying any smart watch is classy
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>>44067426
>tfw you can't buy a gf
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>>44067675
Uhh, KitKat runs better than Android has in a long time, it's made for low end devices. It runs great on the fucking Moto G, a shitty 1.2 dual.

Trust me, the Z10 is plenty powerful enough for Android.

I prefer the industrial design of the Z10 over the Z30. Similarly I prefer the Nexus 4 over the Nexus 5.
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>>44061894
>Power efficient
>Still barely lasts a day
>Ayy lmao
>>
>>44067675

Android doesn't "need power." People with 0 engineering background who are easily swayed by marketing "need power." Most of these phone with "insane" specs can't even make proper use of a 1/4 of it 1/2 the time.
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>>44067690
TD does too
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>centuries

wow apple users really are the stupidest fucks alive.
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>>44067679
More like Apple's way of competing with the S5 and Note 4.
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>>44067700
>Comments are disabled for this video.
ayy
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>>44062443

because they sell fuck tons of cheap shit devices that nobody actually gives a fuck about
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>>44067681

Murica....

Plaintext is for patriots. Only terrorists use crypto.
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>>44062015
Hey, at least that thing has a purpose
>>
>>44067599
CIBC Sucks horse dick,

the desjardins mobile pay app doesn't even work on my fucking Nexus 5, then what fucking phones do those cockmonglers support i have to ask?
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>>44062024
SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL
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>>44067700
>muh innovation
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>>44067555
why are you talking about OSX?
iOS isn't any more "hardened" than Android. The latest versions of both contain similar stack and memory writing protections. Because you can custom build Android yourself, and remove all install daemons, adb, recovery and even patch the kernel with some GrSec USB protections plus use your own build keys means it's already more secure than any iOS release.

The biggest problem with Android is google store is not monitored like Apple's is, so malware gets in there or badly configured apps written by 3rd world Pakistani's where you can jack the ad feeds and priv escalate. Apple keeps a tight lid on the store which gives it an edge over Android, but stack protection wise and memory execution it's the same. Plus at least with Android you can avoid your carrier having your build keys to make phantom iTunes updates that backdoor the phone much like how Wikileaks discovered gov mobile spyware works.
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>>44065106

I think it's because it's become a recognisable feature. You can tell it's an iPhone even from the thumbnail because iPhones always have the large black top and bottom bezels like that.
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>>44067740
These giant phones are they really demanding and profitable in the market now?
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>>44067690
i have a Nexus 5, a coast capital account and a Desjardins Credit card. there are literally no apps for my Nexus 5 that i can use to mobile pay with.

Trust me, i tried. There is shit all.
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>>44064389
i pity your eyesight
>>
Do you think apple will ever come out with iGF? Because I would buy an iGF even if it was a couple grand
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>>44067809
Apparently so. I can't stand it.

4.7"-5" is my personal sweet spot.
>>
They finally updated their stupid website, and got rid of that horrendous navigation bar they had before. I like the clean/flat design. It makes them look better.

But everything else they released today was babushka shit
>>
Do you think the Woz will trade in his kinda-awesome nixie watch for this?
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>>44067665
If I remember correctly in Canada they build these proprietary banking apps into the carrier released SIM card, and talk to android through the simtoolkit. You can't download it I don't think

They believe this makes it more secure but any app on the phone can intercept the simtoolkit and monitor what's going on
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>>44062058
2012 called, they want their Nexus 4 back
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>>44067815
I laugh at all the money you waste on minute differences.
http://www.phonearena.com/news/Quad-HD-vs-1080p-vs-720p-comparison-heres-whats-the-difference_id55697
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>>44067809
Yes, and I love it. The giant screen makes it easy to use a terminal without killing the eyes. On screen keyboard can be small enough to give you lots of visibility in the term. I SSH into various servers from my phone very day. It's been invaluable to my job.
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>>44067686
what is this then

http://www.desjardins.com/en/dossiers/paiement-mobile.jsp?utm_campaign=vanity-url&utm_medium=vanity&utm_source=desjardins&utm_term=/mobilepayment/index.jsp
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>>44067813
same here, all the mobile pay apps are not available for any of my Android devices.

Neither the Nexus 5 nor the Galaxy S4
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>>44067700
>share a quick sketch
My sides are 10 degrees past apogee
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>>44062140
2GB RAM

32bit max=4GB

lmao no
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>>44062423
>What the fuck is wrong with this goddam board's mods?

Maybe they just don't like cocksucking racist fucktards?
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>>44067829
Yeah the previous design was shit.
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>>44063225
Some carriers let you upgrade free every year.
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>>44067847
how am i wasting money by not buying apple
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>>44063231
>Samsung is the most popular smartphone brand

not in america it isn't.
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>>44067700
This is good shit. They should've got Morgan Freeman on it but it's pretty decent shilling.
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Sorry English stupid Ukrainian here. Can a native speaker tell me if this line makes any sense...

"bigger than bigger"

wat??
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>>44067927
If you're jerking yourself over muh 1080p display then you're wasting money
>>
>>44061424
Putting everything aside, 240 FPS video, OIS and a partly sapphire display are all nice features.
However,
>$500 on-contract for 128 GB
>ON-contract
What the fuck.
>>
>>44067797
>you can custom build Android yourself, and...

Why not engineer a whole system from the ground up.. starting with the microprocessor.. I mean there's plenty of freely available ARM shellcode.. right? Unless it applies to regular people.. people who don't even know what TCP stands for, then it's not real security. Security is like parenting. You have to trick people into doing what's in their own best interest. Leaving decisions in the hands of users is the wrong approach, according to me.. Marcus Ranum, Bruce Schneier, etc.. Dancing snowmen.

Read this and compare it to what you get with [whatever] Android equiv. Given, it's a lot closer than it used to be a couple of years ago, but Apple's model is still a lot more locked down. And the "walled garden" you mentioned in the app store is a large part of it. http://www.apple.com/ipad/business/docs/iOS_Security_Feb14.pdf
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>>44067950
Apple has 43% share in US.
Rest of the world nobody buys it unless they are millionaires since N. America is the only place on earth with carrier subsidized phones.

Something like 2 billion people have a Samsung
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>>44067969
It means better than android shit
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>>44067923
Shit, I upgrade every 6 months on T-Mobile. The only catch is you have to pay the tax on the phone up front.
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>>44067969
Bigger than your dick
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>>44067972
i'm not jerking myself over it

i can see pixels on 720p screens and i can still see pixels on 1080p screens. it doesn't bother me too much though, except while reading up close like in bed

i do not see pixels on the G3
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>>44062150
>No seconds

I prefer my Casio
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>>44068037
"Bigger than big"

Hmm.. Well I guess that's ok
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>>44067969
makes no sense
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>>44068009

You forgot about all of Western Europe + Russia, the Anglosphere in general (US, UK, CAN, AUS, NZ) also isolated areas like Israel, Saudi, UAE, Kuwait, Qatar, Singapore, Hong Kong, Japan..
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>>44067923
"free"

I have 1000 minutes unlimited texts and unlimited 4G data at 11GBP/Mo

How much is it with a "free" phone every year? I bet it's even more than I would pay buying a new one yearly
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>>44063067
Uh, no.

The hardware is Samsung made and the software is made by Oculus. It's a partnership.
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>>44067969
It's supposed to sound profoundly "intellectual". In a literal sense, no.

Figuratively, it could be implying that not only is it's size bigger, it's also a "bigger" (more important) announcement. Say, relative to competition who make big phones, well, their's is "bigger"/more important/not only reliant on size to be high-quality.

More or less. It's tricky to put precise words on it.
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>>44062255
>Nah, I still feel that it is too big. I'd buy the 6 inch dildo, it's too bad only the Plus gets anal prostate stimulation.
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>>44067969
It's a way of saying "We haven't just enlarged the phone"

Though.. they really did just do exactly that
>>
>>44068044
>>44068044
Pic related is the only fucking point where differences are discernible. If you're so blind you're holding your phone that close then you won't see the difference anyway.
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>>44061917
>this is how you use the watch
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>>44067969

It's kind of self-describing itself. It basically means in the picture "iPhone 6 is larger than what the word "bigger" means." Which implies they may have added features and not just made the screen bigger but IMO they didn't really introduce anything today in the phones that makes that description accurate"
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>>44068112
Not only is it bigger, there's also Apple Wallet. Ever want to pay with stuff on your phone? Now you can without a Google botnet phone. iWallet is such secure.
>>
How long until we hear Apple say "you're wearing it wrong"?
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>>44067969
Hello Ukrainian person!
I find it wonderful that you want to learn and understand.

Sorry for our ugly English language.
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>>44068182
>Ever want to pay with stuff on your phone?
Never. This is definitely a manufactured problem don't you think? How much stuff are you fucking buying in the high-street etc where taking a credit card or cash out is an actual problem?
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>>44068126
yes, i looked at the link, that's for average eyesight, i have better than average eyesight though, and when viewing full screen PDFs on 5" the resolution limit is the bottleneck

but i do find the battery strain of higher density and higher resolution enough of an issue to not want QHD/UHD in phones yet
>>
>>44061907
tbh retailers would have to be stupid to shut out Android customers from using NFC. Android users make up a huge amount of Americans.

What will happen, stores will take both. Just like Visa/Mastercard/Discover/Amex. Yes, some stores only take Visa/Mastercard, but the big ones take them all.
>>
>>44061618
>>44061782
You guys know no one is actually impressed by your stupid esoteric purchase, right?

The trust fund kid down the street in the gated community got a $50k watch from his dad for his birthday, and it's probably oversized, boxy, heavy, and just all-around a displeasure to look at, touch, or interact with.

But all of his friends think he's the new top dog and are laughing at your pitiful $2k watch to remind themselves that they're still better than mere plebeians.

Meanwhile, I use a $100/year Tracfone service and the device itself was around $30 and serves as my timepiece, calculator, pen light, radio, address book, and music player.

The best part is that, barring traumatic brain injury, I know I'll always be smarter and less emotionally fragile than anyone who buys an overpriced timepiece to inflate their ego.

So, in short, because I buy things for their function rather than as a status symbol, that in itself places me in a class of human above you. Irony abounds.
>>
>>44062616
Yes they do. They own Motorola.
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>>44067969
iPhone 5 = Bigger
iPhone 6 = Bigger than iPhone 5
Ergo Bigger than Bigger
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>>44068253
>I know I'll always be smarter and less emotionally fragile than anyone who buys an overpriced timepiece to inflate their ego.
tipping status: infinity
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>>44068182
i would, but i wouldn't have any money after buying the one phone that can do it
at least its not botnet google
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>>44068286
They sold it to the chinks.
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>>44068293
>that in itself places me in a class of human above you
holy shit i hadn't even finished reading it yet
>>
>>44068240
>i have better than average eyesight
And I'm the CEO of Microsoft
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>>44068231
Apple is in the business of manufacturing demand soo... yeah.

That's their game.
>>
>>44062868
note 3 had this
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>>44067992
>I'm going to force people to be secure by remotely engineering and ensuring their security using special backdoors
>they're now safe from all threats thanks to the backdoor I placed in the OS
>what could go wrong?
>>
>>44067969
It doesn't make sense, it's marketing horseshit.
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>>44061599
OOoooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>44068314
whatever i bet you had malfunctioning sight from birth
>>
>>44068314
i bet he only goes to the IMAX to watch movies
normal cinemas aren't crisp enough for his eyes
>>
>>44065081
>>/pol/
>>
Do you know that Apple slows down their old phones so they can get more sales of their new phones? If you have an iphone right now it will get slower.
>>
>>44068293
>>44068313
They started out with the "pleb" and "genuine timepiece" upper-crusty bullshit, I just spoke their language and wrecked their shit.
>>
>>44068182
>Ever want to pay with stuff on your phone?
>Now you can without a Google botnet phone.
>iWallet is such secure.
Good bait is getting scarce on /g/.
>>
>>44068341
Nah I got glasses in high school. Eyesight was fine til then
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>>44067867
2GB is max on ARM for 32 bit
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>>44068366
they were joking though
>>
>>44068306
Fuck I'm behind. Thanks.
>>
>>44067021
But Hitler was right...
>>
>>44068393
alright well i am personally very glad i don't have the need for glasses/lasik yet

my entire family (both sides) has glasses so i'm probably fucked at some point too
>>
>>44068331

That's exactly how AV works on Windows. AV is rootkit which you (in theory) control.

AV functions exactly like a kernel rootkit on Windows. It even uses the same mechanisms which attackers use to attain persistence and hide itself, like DLL injection and even ADS.
>>
>>44062796
My fucking sides

Someone said to me that he will be happy with paying £150 up front and £40 a month for it

He used to pay £50 a month for an iPhone 5

A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
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>>44067992
Porting to ARM is easy, it's dealing with the 10 SoC's that are all running their own RTOS such as the battery charger, SIM card, baseband (wholly proprietary), bluetooth SoC, NFC SoC, Flash controller ect.

Schneier doesn't advocate feudal security. Marlinspike does a good job at hiding bad options from unexperienced users in textsecure but he still gives you the option to build his software from scratch yourself if you know what you're doing. Apple doesn't allow this.

iOS has a bad idea that violates feudal security policy, they allow for selective remote wipe, which is a mistake. Anything you selectively wipe can still be recovered easily from about a dozen different areas of the OS, and often even CPU registers especially the last round of an AES key.

iOS still runs all apps as a single user, relying solely on mandatory access controls which is a major mistake as well. App permissions for 'Seatbelt' are not visible to users, so you have no idea what can access what. They've increased permissions over the years too with each iOS release to make apps easier to build for developers, thus compromising on security by letting them run all over your private keys, emails, access text messages ect.

Android from the beginning was designed to run untrusted apps, plus they are getting better at policing their own app store finally.
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>>44068417
>exactly

No it doesn't. There "legal" or "proper" ways do this.
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>>44068397
They were exaggerating their stance, and I did the same. You'll note that the tone of my whole post until the end was utilitarian, and decrying cliques.

The end is flippant as I've already dismissed the assumptions which might form its basis.

Not that I blame you for thinking I'm just a fucking retard with no understanding of cognitive dissonance, I mean, this is 4chan.
>>
The watch mechanism looks awkward as fuck. Apple is known for it's intuitive designs and UI's. they completely botched it this time. Jobs would never allow this. this is Apple's worst blunder, mark my words.
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>>44063679
>People who don't do research into their products

which is most people.
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>>44062819
>Oh god, which lube will make my asshole hurt less?
>Do I buy the premium 16GB
>Or do I buy the deluxe 32GB?
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>>44062230
>my dad sees me and calls me a faggot
>hes just jealous of my devotion for steve
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>>44062924
>2014
>Bragging about 1080p as if it hasn't been the standard for 2 years
>Slow processor compared to competitors
>Poor amount of RAM
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>>44068446

Other than the actual program routines, what's the actual difference between installing something like FuTo vs installing some AV on your own Windows box? They function largely in the same exact manner.
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>>44068451
i do realize you were using 'their language' and i somewhat agree with your opinion

it's just the part about you always being better than anyone who would at some point in their life buy a fancy watch for whatever reason and that a possibly temporary point of view forever condemns them to a 'class of human lower than you' came off quite euphoric, m8

oh and i'm engaging you because i do have a 'genuine timepiece' which hardly serves to increase my ego (in fact i rarely wear it), but i find it very pretty and it was a gift, so i value it very much
>pic related, a somewhat genuine timepiece
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Things to be copied:

>digital corona navigation
>haptic feedback

Mark my words.
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I used a Mac today, and it was terrible.
>browser doesn't respond to http-to-https forwarding, just appears to keep loading indefinitely
>no easy access to browser preferences
>no proper, easy to find logout functionality
Great user experience my ass.
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>>44067700
>Haptic feedback is legit innovation
>Zoom/Scrool wheel is legit innovation by looking to the past
>Knowing apple the heartbeat sensor actually works unlike Samsungs

nice

The design is no Moto 360 but it's the best square watch yet, and it seems like it doesn't compare to Google Now's contextual info, but this seems like the watch that will make smartwatches mainstream
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Guys did they update the ipod classic or did they discontinue it?
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Android has 84% of the global marketshare.
iOS is 11.7%
Rest is paltry BB and windows sales.

Nobody outside N. America uses iOS. Here your carrier will sell you a heavily subsidized phone in exchange for a service contract but in Russia there are no subsidies, so virtually every phone is Android unless you're an oligarch.
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>>44066490
Have you USED google wallet nfc? It's so buggy and doesn't work 100% of the time. Hopefully this means Google gets their shit in gear.
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>>44063722
Notice how his voice tear when he is trying to say "Iphone is a really well build device".
Fucking paid piece of shit.
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>Apple
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>>44068603
it's gon bro
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>>44062437
but is it more efficient? How would it help battery life?
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>>44068575
>pic related, a somewhat genuine timepiece
It's not "somewhat", it's a full blown new in-house movement, top to bottom, the hairspring, balance wheel, escapement, etc. .

And the best thing you can have all this for 2,000€ while almost all "prestigious" brands like Ulysse Nardin, Tag Heuer, etc. will ask you 5,000€ or 10,000€ for a rewarmed and decorated, off the shelf ETA movement.

>tl;dr: Nomos is awesome.
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>>44068589
>Use it for one day
>Immediately decide to hate it
If I had done that after switching from Linux to Windows, if I would have immediately uninstalled.

Windows is complete dogshit right out of the box m8, OS X is the same way.
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>>44068575
Have you ever in your life heard of irony?

I mean shit, even if you hadn't, I just explained this to you. The euphoric touch was the whole point, because I was first deconstructing their assumptions, and then mocking them for ever having them in the first place by making an openly absurdist conflation of my small virtue of frugality and practicality in my trinkets.

Incidentally, you're Anonymous and why you're engaging me doesn't matter, but engaging me because you have a personal stake in the matter rather than out of philosophy, curiosity, or enjoyment is a pretty awful reason given that your identity isn't even known, and it was a gift anyways.

Come at me bruh I'll nitpick more than you can ever nitpick bruh

Incidentally
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>>44063060
I'm fucking done with contracts

Can't wait to switch back to GiffGaff
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>>44068647
FUCK
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>>44061800
A month of food
A month
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>>44062879
Anyone else think it looks a lot like an old iPod Touch?
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>>44063152
You should ask that guy on leddit to send you a Nexus 5 for smashing it with a hammer
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>>44062792
Good ol' Apple Mayonnaise
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>>44064189
>you have been conned.

or have disposable income.
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>>44068654
1) The entire selling point of a Mac is the user experience and intuitive UI; if it fails at that as it already did, it has nothing of value to offer me
2) Why would you switch from Linux to Windows post-Snowden leaks?
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>>44068575
>a somewhat genuine timepiece
>a fucking Nomos is "somewhat genuine"
>I rarely wear it
How can you have such a beautiful thing and be such a pleb at the same time?
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>>44068664
How much do you eat? $360 is 3 months of food for me.
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So what important shit happened? I missed the presentation
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>>44068649
It improves battery life because it's also an improved processor all around, going from ARM 7 to at least ARM 8, which was when ARM began to support 64-bit

64-Bit however has the connotation of improved desktop power from XP to Windows 7/Vista, which was a giant leap to consumers, as well as equating it to PC power in marketing speak, so "64-Bit Processor" is a hell of a lot better term to use than "ARM v8 Processor", and would confuse people with apples A7 and A8 processors
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>>44068709
No one has "disposable income". People don't become millionaires by having disposable income.
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>>44063173
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>>44068615

You don't need to be an "oligarch," just upper middle class.. first I'd like to remind you that the US has worse income inequality than Russia. Just because people aren't dumb enough to buy things they can't afford or go into debt doesn't mean they're somehow less well off. Actual oligarchs are multi-billionaires.. you don't even need to be a millionaire to afford this, so we're talking orders of magnitude here. If you make the equiv of 50K you can easily afford this.

Also, eBay, Craigslist, etc.
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>>44068721
>$360 is 3 months of food for me
Not everyone has a diet based on hot pockets and ramen, anon.
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>>44063173
underrated
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should i buy the iphone 6, the samsung galaxy s5 or the htc?
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>>44068589
Using the school's poorly maintained and gimped macs don't count as valid usage of OS X.
>>
The iPhone 6 is now round because it's more of a designer item and it will be easier for people to tell if you're "out of date" thus forcing faggots to upgrade.

Prove me wrong
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>>44068777
Nexus 5
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>>44068760

>hot pockets and ramen

Pre packaged food is expensive.

Eating cheap = buy a 20lb bag of rice for $5 and a 10lb bag of beans for $10 and maybe a few lbs of chicken, if you're lucky and calling it a month... for a family.
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>>44068760
Ramen and hotpockets would cost more than $120/mo or $30/week

For $30 a week I can get:
two sirloin steaks
5 pounds of chicken thighs
giant bag of potatoes and other vegetables
with money left over for sweets and snacks.
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>>44068777
HTC M8 is currently the best all-around phone in the market.

The new Z3 and Note 4 aren't as "versatile" but are equally good.

The rest is garbage.
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>>44068777
>owning a tracking device
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>>44067346
>coca cola needs to advertise
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>>44068760

$800 is 3 months worth of food for me and my gf, and we dont buy anything like that

project more, your daddy will love you one day
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>>44068759
iOS marketshare in Russia is 7%
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>>44068231

The problem is now apple will get a cut of each transaction made with the phone, idiots who buy it don't realize this.

Apple is essentially making itself into a bank, now they will never go away
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>>44068796
>rice and beans
Shit food for poor people that have nothing else to eat. They've only become popular food because of people getting used to their shit taste handed down from their ancestors that had nothing better to eat.

Rice makes me vomit and beans make me gag. Disgusting, horrible garbage food.
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>>44068796
360 for 3 months is living with $4 of food every day. That's for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

You can't possibly eat decently and healthy with $4/day of food.
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>>44068823
"How can we take more of their money?"

"We could own their money"

"Fucking brilliant"
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>>44068719
>1) The entire selling point of a Mac is the user experience and intuitive UI; if it fails at that as it already did, it has nothing of value to offer me
Use it for more than a day and you might actually be able to see what perks it offers, from my experience you need to set it up to your liking before you're going to see any benefits. It's right behind Linux in terms of design, but there's more compatibility than Linux with software that isn't just free. It's my favorite OS having experience in all three, actually, only downside to it is that you have to buy a mac to get it. If I could find one for cheap, I would definitely buy a pre-owned macbook.
>2) Why would you switch from Linux to Windows post-Snowden leaks?
Things like actually being able to run photoshop, GIMP is fine and all but Windows has proprietary software I like better than its freeware counterparts.
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>>44068655
ok you got me

>2 am, i'm tired excuse

and yes, it is an awful reason, though the personal stake was only the catalyst for me getting curious about philosophizing on the subject, for enjoyment
;)
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>>44068835
What is rice? Buying a fuckton of rice is cheap as fuck. You just need to buy a couple vegetables and meat here and there.
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>>44068860
That's not eating decently nor healthy.

That's barely surviving and there's a big difference there.
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>>44068720
honestly the case scuffes kind of easily, and i'm just afraid of losing it. i don't go to many events where it would be appropriate
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>>44068835

Tell that the US government who makes the 48 million Americans living on foodstamps live on less than $6 per person per day.

>>44068832
Kill yourself so there can be more oxygen for people everywhere you are not.
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>>44064366
This was my first phone. I fucking loved it. No matter how many features they shove into these new smart phones, my flip phone has a special place in my hear.
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>>44064189
>what is a lifestyle choice
>what is jewelry
failing that
>what is a status symbol
Also,
>con
you don't know what that word means, do you?

Honestly, you sound like a butthurt poorfag.
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>>44068801
Is the HTC M8 better than the S5?
In what ways?
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>>44068888
Foodstamps are actually about $4.50 a day, close to the stated figure
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>>44068875

It's a lot healthier than the processed bullshit the majority of Americans eat. It's healthier than "hot pockets, ramen and pizza."
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>>44068888
>Tell that the US government who makes the 48 million Americans living on foodstamps live on less than $6 per person per day.
And yet you and your fellow citizens complain and call that misery, don't you?

$4/day or $6/day for that matter is living in misery and there's absolutely nothing about that being decent or healthy.
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>>44068786
There's no reason or way to prove you wrong, but you're really really fucking insecure sounding

It's also because they're switching to a rounder softer design language ever since iOS7, slowly distancing themselves from "iSomething with Aqua Jobs UI" design era, moving to "Apple Product with Ives Flat UI"
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>>44068597
>Zoom/Scrool wheel is legit innovation by looking to the past

It's more like "Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make a touch screen the size of your entire finger?"

Frankly the wheel is a good idea. I think the entire concept of a smart watch is dumb as hell still, but if you're going to have one, you should have physical buttons.
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>>44062231
>far and wide
>each fanboy to understand the money that's inside
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>>44068930

I'm not sure what's your point. And how do you know if I'm a citizen of America or not?
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>>44068939
they purposely are rounding the device because they lost numerous lawsuits against samsung for creating iphone clones

nothing these companies do aren't covered by a bag of patents so they can sue each other
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I'm actually thinking on going vegetarian so I can save money and buy electronic watches, glasses, jackets that play music, nike fit shoes, and an e-necklace(™™™™)
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>>44061582
For some reason it won't download for me.
It already says "purchased".
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>>44068947
It is a good idea and i'm suprised that nobody developing Google Wear (lets be honest it's just called android for the branding) noticed "Oh hey the whole purpose for a dial on your watch was so that you could look at the screen while you tune it"

NOPE MORE FLAT BLACK SLABS

FLAT

BLACK

SLABS
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>>44068977

Produce is expensive in the US. And most of it is GMO.
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>>44068905
>Is the HTC M8 better than the S5?
>In what ways?
Less bloated, faster and snappier UI. Much better build quality. M8 has the best front-facing camera on the market right now. More ergonomic form factor.

The only pros about the S5 would be removable battery and better rear camera.

>>44068971
My point is that $4/day may be enough to survive, but it's not enough to live and eat healthy and decently. That's all I ever said.
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>>44062672

>latest flagship android
>128gb of ram
>8 cores
>still lags
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>>44068800

>muh nigga

nobody knows to buy essential shit anymore

when I go food shopping I'll spend $100 and it will last us almost 2 weeks, when my wife goes food shopping she spends more, buys less, and has to throw a considerable amount away because she doesn't eat the perishable food on time and HAS to have name brand shit.
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>>44069016
it lags because it actually does things other than look pretty
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>>44064853
Oh no I'm not letting that one slide

Do you know why you're circumcised? Probably because your dad is.

Why was he circumcised? His dad was?

Why was his? Because he didn't want his son to masturbate.
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>>44068231
>This is definitely a manufactured problem don't you think?

You could say that about a lot of technology before it went mainstream.

progression is all about the accumulation of tiny bumps that seem insignificant when first conceived, but eventually save lots of time.
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>>44069033
>Like phone home to google and the NSA about your activity.
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>>44069015
>My point is that $4/day may be enough to survive, but it's not enough to live and eat healthy and decently.

That was my point in the first post you responded it. That's what I meant by "tell that the US govt." The US govt who spends about 1/2 of every tax dollar on "defense" and virtually nothing on education, health care or other social services.
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>>44068999
ayyy lmao, I'm in Germany though
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>>44065015
Why oh why doesn't the Nexus 5 have a removable battery?
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>>44069042
>>44064853
>>/b/
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>>44069049

Excuse me, but what's the difference between the NSA and Google? I can't tell the difference anymore.
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>>44068994
>using an Xperia Z series phone
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>>44065714
So they're only 45% as stupid. That's a lame argument. Smart-watches are lame devices. They're trying to reinvent the wheel and failing at it; that is to say, every company developing smart-watches.
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>>44069061

Lucky you. I used to live next door. Now I'm suck here in dumbfuckistan.
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>>44065235
BB are still alive?

Have they become immortal?
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>>44068253
>You guys know no one is actually impressed by your stupid esoteric purchase, right?

You know no one is actually impressed by your financially conscious purchase, right?


Seriously, why are poor faggots always patting themselves on the back because they figured out how to save a few pennies? It's not as if you had a real choice in the matter.
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>>44068860
Rice is not healthy. It has fucking zilch for nutrients.

Beans are legit though. You can live off beans alone. You need a lot of different kinds of beans, but it can be done.
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>>44065268
At least I know what time it is when I'm scuba diving in the Caribbean because I wear a Rolex. Smart-watches 0 Classy-fuckin'-watches 1
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>>44065297
>Throw it out the window
>Buy a Nexus
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>>44069153
I have both an N4 and an N5. I love the design of the Z10 though and am purely curious to see if it's possible.
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>>44069149
>It's not as if you had a real choice in the matter.
top lol
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>>44061424
Posting in sticky


Apple is gay
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>>44069061

How does it feel being occupied though?

>>44069150

Brown rice is healthy. And even white rice is better than wheat. Wheat is not healthy. Bread is not healthy. Bread has to be "enriched" with vitamins to give it any nutrition, other than that it's full of gluten. Rice has 0 gluten. Take a multi vitamin.
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>>44069079
One's the data center that has 20 year olds passing around nudes and the other is the evil company that snitches and is skynetting its way into everything and will likely become the Weyland corporation of our time.
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>>44068452
>this is Apple's worst blunder, mark my words.

A "blunder" for apple is just a low selling product - like apple tv. No one really cares as long as the other products keep being quality.
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>>44069176
>I love the design of the Z10
It's literally an iPhone/HTC ripoff, dude.
>>
Kek, but a shame that Apple has become what IBM was in the 80s.
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>>44069191
>become

Cough.. China. Cough.. Azerbaijan..

is*
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>>44062059
Holy shit, I remember hearing that a long time ago when I was 13 and got my first Fossil watch.
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>>44069212
>No one really cares as long as the other products keep being quality
Not true. I'm pretty well integrated into the apple ecosystem, but if they start laying turds I'm going to give their competitors a serious look.

I'm already pretty pissed about the fucking antenna lines on the iphone 6. If the watch UI is shit I'm going to be extremely disappointed.

It does look like they're moving in good directions software wise, but Sir Jony might need to spend some time in the castro to recharge, or something.
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>>44069213
Looks sexy as balls to me.
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>>44069187
By whom, the muslims? I'm not german and neither muslim but I've seen lots
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>>44069187
Yeah but brown rice isn't CHEAP.
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>>44069231
Okay I get the is. But the other stuff?
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>ever using a smart watch
If you're not wearing something like pic related don't bother wearing a watch at all.
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>>44061424
kek. time to throw my 5s in the bin and buy a 6plus.
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>>44067969
did you accidentally shoot down a plane trying to upload that picture?
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>>44069184
What's funny?

Aside from cheap jews no one who has ample disposable income wastes time researching the most cost effective solution for what they want.

The so called "smart consumer" is a rarity.
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>>44069271

Brown rice is actually cheaper than white rice. White rice is made from hulled brown rice.. that's an extra step, that means more energy and more cost to make white rice than brown rice. In some places marketers take advantage of brown rice becoming a health trend and start charging more (based on demand) for something which cost less than white rice.

Capitalism. Pure and simple Capitalism.

>>44069272

Read Julian Assange's new book. Google is more than you know.
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>>44063792
>Financial analysts hate the new phone
>hate the watch
>hate U2
>love the payment platform
Figures
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>>44069312
>>44069272

It was a refrence to Google's nefarious activities in cooperation with the US DoD in those places. In the case of China, why do you REALLY think they got kicked out? Google was doing the CIAs dirty work for them.
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>>44069262
If only there was an Android phone that looked just like that, uh?
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>>44069312
I don't get why the governments don't enforce selling food with it's original color only, I'm not going to eat at Mcdonald's forever just because my rice is now brown, only less essential foods would be a little affected
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>>44069350
They're not the same. I guess they look the same at a glance but there's honestly a huge difference between them.
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damn closed ecosystem
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>>44069149
That's the joke, it's a concept known as irony, this wasn't difficult or particularly subtle, since you can't seem to follow conversations on your own before posting, see:
>>44068313
>>44068293
>>44068366
>>44068397
>>44068451
>>44068575
>>44068655
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>>44069306
Fuck off RIDF
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>>44069033

>This is what Android fanbois actually believe.

I'll stick with getting work done on my iPhone that actually does something when I tap on a button.
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>>44061730
>Do you live in the middle of nowhere?
yes

>2014 not being inna sticks
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>>44061820
Eh. I used Google wallet four times today. Once to use a card i left at home by calling my wife and having her read me the information on it so i could add it to my Google wallet app and thus my Google Wallet MasterCard, once by NFC, and once to renew my hulu plus
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>>44069467
>sticks
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>>44069485
And once to send money to someone's gmail..thought i said that first lol
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>>44069425
>Implying Android L isn't here to rescue
>Implying Apple will sell good when iPad sales are small, and didn't make a good device for the entire year of 2015
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>>44061424
We need a sticky to contain the AFTERMATH of an Apple announcement? I hate 4chan.
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>>44069388
>this wasn't difficult or particularly subtle

Get over yourself, people seriously express opinions like that all the time.

can't really be ironic in an environment like this.
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>>44068251
>>44061907
Apple's app and process is proprietary, yes.

HOWEVER, the actual wireless receivers that they're paying for (or pushing for, at least) in all of those retailers they list are standard Visa PayWave (NFC) terminals.

They'll work with Android devices as long as those Android devices properly support NFC and have a Secure Element (which isn't an Apple thing; any device branded with Google Wallet support has it).
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>>44067655
>Remember that one time where you plugged your iPhone into a PC and easily transferred files without a fucking

I'm willing to put up with this because everything about iOS is better than the slideshow that is Android.
>>
>>44069368
You're right, the HTC One is still the greatest phone of last gen
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>>44069509
The other sticky was around 6000 replies because whenever a small thing happened on stream people spammed.

It's not a bad idea honestly.

>>44069522
These even look alike?
http://mobilecrazies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/z10b-1.jpg
http://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/HTC-One-black.jpg
The best phone of last-gen is still the N4 with a dbrand skin.
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>>44069425
Everyone knows that the responsiveness argument went out the window years ago, plus with the new GPU, and ART coming with the new phones and Android L Apple's going to be the one with the issue with responsiveness
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>>44069515
Well, if that all works out, then great. Apple users may be sheep, but sometimes having a fuckton of sheep at your disposal makes technological progress easier.
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>>44062847
I'm going to start telling whores they must be insecure about their small penis if they pull out a neckbeard 6+.
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>>44066791
>still in dreamland of apple security
>some logins
>some private photos
pleb
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>>44068678
Kinds does now that you mention it.
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>>44061655
Enjoy your poorfag life
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>>44069569
Consistently this is the one thing I absolutely love about Apple.

They utilize their huge fanbase of sheep in order to force actual good technologies into the market.

DisplayPort, Thunderbolt, USB, High PPI displays, better cameras, smartphones, good DACs, and a bunch of others. They don't invent, but they force good things that weren't very big in order to make them big and the standard.
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>>44062128
>It's never going to move beyond niche.

It'll be a lot more than niche, but not quite as ubiquitous as other tech innovations/fads.

I just don't think people use watches enough anymore for this to really take off.
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>>44069532
>These even look alike?
They do. Only autists wouldn't realize the similarity.
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>>44061618
>ever buying a watch that only lasts a day.

I bet those McDs kids meals watches from the 90s are still working.
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>>44061424
Watches don't actually WATCH time, they TELL it.
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>>44061424
https://www.youtube.com/user/Apple/videos
>another tracking device
>pushing for a cashless society (more tracking) with Apple Pay
>pushing the multiculti agenda

Got to love these trend setters :)
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>>44069655
Yeah, I was hoping for a much stronger focus on biometrics, which I feel could really change the way people live and create demand in the classic Apple way.

Instead we got something that was basically pure normalfag pandering. We'll see how it goes.
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>>44069710
Actually, you watch the watch so you can tell the time.
>>
The biggest disappointment about this watch is that none of the biometric sensors were there.

I was really looking forward to something innovative...but a goddamn heartbeat monitor? Lame
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>>44069739
You LOOK at the watch, WATCHING it wastes too much TIME
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>>44069739

no you watch the time so you can tell the watch
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>>44069666
Only the front even has a hint of similarity.
>no hardware buttons
>grippy rubber back instead of brushed aluminium
>side microUSB
>dedicated camera button
>no Beats branding
>microUSB
>external micro HDMI without myDP adapter
>>
is there anywhere to rewatch the conference?
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>>44061609
Yeah, everyone else on this forum has a fucking Pebble too. We know you charge it more often than once a month, and it does literally nothing.
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>>44069771
>tfw waiting for "chuck D on a rope" joke
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>>44069763
No no no. You WATCH the watch to TELL the TIME to KNOW the TRUTH
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>>44069763
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>>44069532
>It's not a bad idea honestly
I'm not saying we shouldn't have the sticky. I'm just disappointed that we need it.
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>>44061424
>mfw the Apple watch looks fucking hideous
>mfw I know that Apple knows what the next generation watch will look like.

They always try to make their first products subtly ugly, like the nintendo ds for example and make the next one way better looking to reap in the second buyers
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You're all wasting your time discussing about an instrument to know the time
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>>44061566
>paying less than 349 for a watch
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>>44065268
>it's only for show
That's why people still wear them, it's a fashion statement.

fucking plebs.
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>>44061825
That thing is a pile of shit. It uses a shit tier 2010 Texas Instruments 45nm processor which lags to fuck with its powerVR GPU, not to mention rapes it's 300mAh battery.

LG G Watch R is what I'm going for. Looks really nice and understated, uses OLED display (battery life is better), and has non-shit tier snapdragon 400 (which performs much much better and is 28nm so battery life is better).
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>buying a watch that only lasts a day
Why?

Oh wait, you don't even need it to tell the time, you can just check how much battery is left.

"50% battery, time for lunch."
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>>44070095
lol'd
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>All that apple innovation
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>>44061655
yes a phone can tell the time... and other stuff, but the moment u walk in a room that watch transforms in a pussy magnet if is worth the money, bro ! girls care about those things ... and wearing a watch makes me feel like a man ... pleb
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>>44061524
Get a Moto X
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>>44069952
>battery stats
Samsung is paying you too much
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>>44069912
Oh.

Well, yeah. /g/ is pretty big actually.
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>>44070151
I really hope you're trolling. If not you're literally retarded. Or as you would say,

>lol ur a retard ... man do

Fuck it, I can't even write that badly
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>>44069952
>N4 and N5 are both made by LG
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>>44070095
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>>44061618
>having a watch when everyone just carries their smartphones around that display the hours anyway
>>
watching the iPhone reveal, it hit me that they've stopped trying entirely

>we know you're locked into our ecosystem, we know you will eat up whatever we shit out, this is the new IPhone, it has a bigger screen, buy it now

>ok about DAT WATCH though
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>>44064209
You can already tell what is coming to the iphone 6s

>16 mpx
>2gb ram
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>>44070095
>buying a watch that only lasts a day
I guess you have never heard of a mechanical watch before.
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>>44066980
>Implying I watch TV or movies, outside of MLP, where Apple advertising won't happen
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>>44064209
>1.1ghz
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>>44061629
""Facebook" Would Like to Access your Heart Rate"

I read "Heart Bleed"
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>>44070243
What are you talking about? Isn't one of the characters' entire personality based around apples?
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>>44065333
Guess what the iPhone 6s will have!!
>>
2000th POST BITCHES.
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>>44062169
>it's what the polloi want
>polloi
??????
?????? ???
>>
first
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We unsticky when?
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>>44070244
The thing about the 1GB RAM and 1.1GHz processor is genius.

It won't matter right now for iOS 8. Everything will run perfectly fine and smoothly, possibly better than most Android flagships.

But it will run iOS 9 considerably slower and iOS 10 will be basically unusable with it.

It's planned obsolescence at its best. While companies like Sony are releasing smartphones with 3GB RAM even though current Android releases don't even need 2GB as a method of future proofing, Apple just outright tells its costumers to fuck themselves unless they are willing to buy a new iPhone soon.

My brother's iPhone 4 doesn't even work properly anymore since he updated to iOS 7 and he obviously can't go back to iOS 6. Meanwhile my old Galaxy S1 is still running Android 4.4.4 better than it ever was.
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>>44070295
Well, yeah; Applejack owns a farm.
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>>44068800
lies

i want receipts nigga
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>>44070348
I believe it's possible to downgrade from iOS7 to iOS6 if you jailbreak. I remember I did it, but then went back to 7.
Also, iOS7.1 on an iPhone 4 isn't nearly as laggy as iOS7.0.x, I used to have that problem but the update actually fixed a lot of the lag.
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>>44066090
I have an iPhone 5 running latest iOS. That still happens.

To alleviate my pain I just type what I want real fast and pretend that I'm a magician as the words magically appear.
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>>44064798
>allowing another man to cut your dick just as you are born
oh yea man. totally natural. nothing wrong with that

are people really this fucking stupid?
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>>44070391
He's on 7.1. It's incredibly laggy and barely unusable, even with a full factory reset and running it completely stock.

A couple days ago he gave it to our mother and bought himself a Moto G.
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>>44062433
Z80
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>5,5"
>1080P
>1gb ram
>16gb storage
>1200 US DOLLARS
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>>44070241
>what is an automatic watch
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>>44070521
A mechanic watch with an added winding mechanism.
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>>44070520
You forgot the most advanced operation system on earth
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>>44070484
This is an Apple thread.

It was never going to really be about technology.

Also, moderation is loose in these, so it was the perfect place to talk about something that bothers me.

I fucking hate kikes and women, because of this.
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>>44069149
> "save a few pennies"
> talking about consumer shit on the order of hundreds of dollars

If you really want to throw away money to seem cool, donate to FOSS projects, or hell, even the fucking Habitat for Humanity. You are spending way too much money on a fucking wristwatch when you could be furthering the human race or improving society.
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>>44069712
I smell a nederfag
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>>44070543
But it was the seventh-day adventists that started american circumcision.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
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>>44070472
Huh. Well, works on my machine. Not that it matters, I switched to a G2 this summer.
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So the watch is pretty much only good for /fit/?
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now that the iphone 6 is announced, is it a good time to buy an iphone 5s?
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>>44070594
Well, I can't blame religion without sounding awful, but I also blame that.

My point on women still stands. Bitches complain constantly about minor things, but then don't give a fuck about anyone else.

My sister, mentioned at the start of all of this, actually had the nerve to tell me that I was lucky to be circumcised as an infant, because it would've hurt more if it had been done at 18; she was completely ignoring my discontent about it, acting as if I would have it done anyways, and even lied, considering that infants still feel pain. It affects infants more than adults.
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iPhone 6
16GB — $869
64GB — $999
128GB — $1129
iPhone 6 Plus
16GB — $999
64GB — $1129
128GB — $1249
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>>44067969
English is not make sense.
When you speak you mean thing.
When you read you mean other thing.
Wake up tomorrow some kid invent new word entire language different now.
Frustrating American dialect make shit poop and poop shit and use shit in sentence without meaning poop or shit and fuck mean sex or nothing at all or everything.
And all word are insult.
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>>44070651
Bullshit, that can't be real.
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>>44070651
All the dumbfucks will buy, then we will see a drastic drop in price.
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>>44070651
>$1250 for an iPhone in the US
I can already see people gladly paying $3,000 for the iPhone 6+ in Brazil.
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>>44070539
So did Apple.
>>
R.I.P. Apple. R.I.P. Steve Jobs
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>>44070520
>1200 US DOLLARS
Where are you guys even getting this? It's $299 on contract implying 7-8 off, at most
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>>44070725

>buying a phone "on contract"

fucking kill yourself
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>>44070734
Nigger, what?
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>>44070725
The 128GB is $1250.

No matter if you buy it on contract or not, you're paying that much.

Or do americans really believe that a 2-year contract phone really costs $200~$300?
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>>44070752
It's 949 off contract, samshill

Android users confirmed liars
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>>44070651

Impossibru, sauces?

If it's true, Apple just killed themselves.
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>>44070752
but thats probably how much it costs to make,200-300
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>>44070793
No, it's a lie, go check out the official apple store.

Not surprised, really, but I am disappointed. There's shitposting, and then there's being a sleaze, you know?
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>>44070788
>believing that $950 is an acceptable price for a phone
Apple users confirmed as sheep.
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>>44070752
But off contract phones still require monthly fees for network access.
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Can we start a ruse to convince people that because the new iphone 6 is 'so much bigger' it has the capacity and integral strength from it's 'stunning and smart design', to act as a set of scales? Just open the calculator app, step onto your iphone, or iscales and your weight will be displayed in a matter or seconds. Best used on a solid surface so as not to interfere with the sens0rs!!

pls
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Haven't been here all day, and fuck reading 2000 posts.
Can someone give me the highlights?
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>>44070651
>>44070675
>>44070677
>>44070678
>>44070793
>>44070814

I forgot to mention that it is in AUD
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>>44070825
Monthly fees that are not the same of a phone on contract.

On contract you're paying at least the cost of the unlocked phone, if not more.
>>
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=500

kek.
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>>44070838
Show me how much it costs to use an off contract phone each month.
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>>44066214
There's Sony and their waterproofing. Only standout feature I'd actually sit up and pay attention to. The rest of the market kinda relies on software tweaks.
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>>44070752
The major carriers primarily offer contracts which have the subsidy included. Not upgrading just means paying for a new phone you didn't buy.

>>44070823
That's the top-of-the-line phone. The normal one is $650, as usual.

You know, it's not like there aren't reasonable things to complain about with the iphone. 16GB base storage? 1GB RAM? Battery life? Why bother making shit up?

The more I see of the android userbase, the less I want to be a part of it.

>>44070837
Moot is right to hate you people.
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>>44070826
this could work, given pic related worked
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>>44070839
I love looking at old reactions at things on the internet.
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>>44070826
>>44070892
It did work in the past, with people being convinced that their iPads could act as scales.
I think it's been long enough since then that it could work again.
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>>44070826
>>44070892
Of course it would work. It's been proven time and time again that Apple customers don't have the intelligence to think for themselves.
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>>44070889
>implying moot isn't one of us
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Been at work all day, anything interesting happen?
From the assumptions early on there should be a big phone, a new phone, and a watch.
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>>44070838
How much less does it cost to use a network with an off contract phone than with an on contract one?
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>>44069060
because they have something to defend faggot

the world police status

>you
>not retarded
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>>44070927
No, moot hates australians. It was actually pretty amazing to see, since he's a pretty political guy in the sense of trying to be sensitive to everyone.

But there he was, talking shit about oz directly. I think he really hates you guys, deeply.
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>>44070935
Watch. It's square and uses the windy thing for UI. It's also pretty dorky and aimed at facebook riajuu scum.
>>
The only thing that got me excited was the iOS 8 and that was already announced.

Why would I buy an iPhone6 when the 6s will more megapixels, 2 gb ram, dat forced touch shit they used on the iWatch.
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>>44070945
If you consider that off contract you can just sell your phone after one year and buy the next one, it's cheaper to buy unlocked.
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>>44070968
Better or worse than, lets say the Gear 2?
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>>44070949
>implying I'm australian.
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>>44070984
Much better, but that's not saying much.
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>>44070979
I want to know the actual difference in service costs. Getting a new phone every year is fucking pointless, on contract or off.
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>>44071017
>I want to know the actual difference in service costs
Do your own research.
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>>44070975
Because phablets are too big.

>>44070984
Probably better, but smartwatches are a pointless concept.
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>>44070993
He doesn't like faggots who don't know the difference between shitposting and posting for lulz, either, cancer-kun
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>>44071017
>Remember, the $199 iPhone may seem like the best deal, but it chains you to a two-year contract with the wireless network operator of your choice. Most post-paid carriers charge a minimum of $70 per month for voice, messaging and data packages. Multiply that by 24 months and you're looking at about $1,700 in carrier fees.

>Living contract free means you can use a month-to-month service that costs less. For example, T-Mobile USA offers a prepaid plan that includes unlimited 3G/4G data, unlimited messaging and 100 voice minutes for $30 per month. Some quick math tells us that T-Mobile's two-year prepaid plan costs $720.

http://www.informationweek.com/mobile/mobile-devices/unlocked-iphone-5-worth-the-cost/d/d-id/1107620?
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>>44065256
>UI is horrible
>for you
There's a reason they called them "crackberry"
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>>44061524
Moto X.
Maybe wait and get the Moto X1, the new one.
>5 inch screen
>2 gb ram
>near stock android, meaning anyone who doesn't run shitty ass bloatware all day long will have a nice battery by the end of the day, even with their 2700 mAh
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>>44071062
>cancer-kun
>posting for lulz
McFucking kill yourself
>>
>>44071079
OPO or Nexus X
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>>44071024
For a single line, the discount is usually only $10/per month compared to an on contract phone when both plans have the same amount of data. At that rate, the base iPhone 6 would take almost 4 years (3 year 9 months) to pay off the price difference between the on and off contract prices.
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>>44071116
>OPO
You'd have to be really fucking stupid to buy a cyanogenmod phone with that many bugs and performance issues.
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>>44061564
Still better than the Moto360
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>>44069046
Except this isn't "problem you never knew could you have that could be solved" It's just "Overcomplicated solution to an already solved problem"
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>>44070837

Official iphone 6/plus rices:

IPHONE 6:

> $649 for 16GB
> $749 for 64GB
> $849 for 128GB

IPHONE FAT PLUS

> $749 for 16GB
> $849 for 32GB
> $949 for 128GB
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>>44071162
>$949 for 128GB
>>
Is the iPhone 6 yet as powerful as the Galaxy S5, or even the S4?
Can it justify its outrageous price tag?
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>>44071162
>> $949 for 128GB
For that price you could buy a Note 4, a 128 GB SD card, a case, a spare battery, and a nice dinner.
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>>44071126
>when both plans have the same amount of data
But you can still get cheaper plans with less data with the unlocked one. That's the point.

Compare a T-Mobile plan that you know it would suit you well to whatever the cheapest contract plan is. The former will be much cheaper than the latter.

You don't need all the shit they include on the expensive contract plans. It's just there to force you to contract all that useless and superfluous shit.
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>>44071162

> pic related for iohone 6 plus
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>>44071185
It has 1 GB of RAM.
One
Gigabyte
Of
RAM.
$949 for 1 GB RAM in 2014.

Here are some other things with 1 GB of RAM:
The $129 Moto E
The Galaxy S II, from Q2 2011
Some old Gateway laptop that I paid barely more than $949 for in 2004
Your toaster, probably
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>>44071236
>but its optimized to be bad!
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>>44062886
if you've already bought the device this seems redundant
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>>44071236
And retards will still buying because of branding.
Apple's laughing all the way to the bank.
>>
I wonder how many of the android shitposters in these threads have actually used iOS?
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>>44070823
$950 isn't an acceptable price, but it's $300 less than you said it was. Don't lie.
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>>44071289
>but it's $300 less than you said it was
I never said such thing.

But then again, you're /g/'s most iconic autist.
>>
>>44071187
An off contract T-Mobile plan that offers the same amount of data I have now (which for me is an appropriate level) is only $15 less per month. At that rate, it'd still take 2.5 years to make up the difference. Not a bad deal, but still not good enough yet.
>>
>>44071308
Maybe my target is misplaced.

>$950 isn't an acceptable price, but it's $300 less than he said it was. Don't lie.
Doesn't change the facts. It's not $1250, it's $950. Still a horrible price, but not quite as horrible.
>>
>>44071325
>not quite as horrible
Says the guy with a Blackberry.
>>
>>44071337
I don't have a fucking Blackberry. I said the Z10 would be a neat phone if it ran Android.

I have a Nexus 5.
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>>44071279
I've used iOS before I returned a lost iPhone to get the home number off it and what it felt like was being the type of guy who puts all his files and shortcuts on the desktop. Aesthetically with iOS7 it was childish and had oversaturated icons (Used 6 a little too it was way better) and I just prefer the stock kit-kat aesthetic and Android L's usability over it.

Didn't use it for long, mind, so maybe it's actually possible to stop it feeling so damn cramped
>>
>>44071279
Pretty much everyone has used iOS, even if it was on someone else's device.
>>
>>44071349
>paying for your tracking device
>caring for your tracking device
>>
>>44071363
How many fucking arguments are you falling back on after being wrong time and time again?
>>
>>44071349
If the Nexus 5 had a microSD slot, I'd buy it in an instant.
>>
>>44071373
I'm not the guy you were arguing with.
>>
>>44071279
Sold three days ago my iPhone 5. Used iPhones for the past 3 years.

My battery used to last 2 hours with moderate use and about 6 hours with light use. It was actually recalled by Apple almost 2 years after I bought the phone.

I'm waiting for my HTC One M8 to arrive.

Fuck Apple phones. They're terrible.
>>
>>44071373
That was not me. Second time your autism talks to the wrong person in just the past 5 minutes.
>>
>>44071375
hope the nexus 6 has one in october
>>
>>44071375
I don't mind. I really don't use that much storage on my phone.

>>44071378
Then whatever.
>paying for your tracking device
I have tracking disabled and run a custom ROM to eliminate as much tracking as possible. The only thing that could possibly track me is the baseband.
>caring for your tracking device
Problem?

>>44071407
It's so easy to determine who I'm talking to on an anonymous imageboard.
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>>44071385
I don't understand how their laptop batteries can be so good but their phone batteries so terrible.
>>
>>44071354
The iPhone isn't for everybody.
It's not aimed at everybody.
Apple doesn't worship at the Church of Marketshare.
Apple worships at the Church of Gross Profit Margins and does what is necessary to get there.
You have to admit they are very successful by that metric.
>>
>>44071279
I had an iPhone 3G before my original Galaxy S and it was a piece of shit. Slow, poorly built, laughable camera and display quality. It was tolerable until iOS 4, which rendered it basically useless. The only thing it did reasonably well was battery life, and that's only because nothing could run in the background, meaning the only notifications you got were for SMS and calls, making it basically worthless as a "smartphone." And even with LTE and rich notifications and true multitasking and background apps and every radio imaginable being always on, my GS5 now lasts longer on a charge than my 3G ever did.
>>
>>44071422
It won't.

>>44071428
Size may or may not have something to do with it, you know.
>>
>>44071424
>I have tracking disabled and run a custom ROM to eliminate as much tracking as possible. The only thing that could possibly track me is the baseband.
>Problem?

>Not owning a Lemote Yeeloong.

You're funny, in a bad way. You are one of /g/'s worse tripfriends.
>>
>>44061618
I bought a clock for $5 and has lasted me 3 years and still working perfectly, its a casio F-91W.

Why the fuck would i pay $350 more for a watch?
Its just a watch.
>>
>>44071422
It's really the only thing holding me back from getting one.
>>
>>44061894
Does anyone have the video link where they were complaining about phones being too large back when the 5 came out? Fucking hypocrisy.
>>
>>44071463
>Actually owning a Lemote Yeeloong

I'm worse than Sammy, Lawlz, and RaidCatz? Good to know.
>>
>>44071486
>Not owning a Lemote Yeeloong.

I need to go to some of the worse generals more often. I haven't encountered those fellows yet.
>>
>>44071430
All I can tell you about the design was that it was for everyone same way Windows was. Nothing hidden away, hard to get lost, bright and clear icons. Kinda reminds me of McDonalds how their menus let you just point to the picture of the burger on the wall.
>>44071466
same reason people buy nice pictures to put on a wall or nice clothes. Fucking seriously man that's asinine
>>
>>44071279
I used on iPod's Touch until Android became good ( >4.0 )
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>>44071454
> It won't.
How is that anything other than a pure guess?
>>
>>44071514
I understand not knowing RaidCatz (I actually know him IRL, that was just a stab at him, he isn't that bad), but not knowing Sammy and Lawlz? Are you new?

>>44071522
Because pushing cloud storage is kind of Google's thing. That's their whole fucking vision of the future. I don't see that changing anytime soon.
>>
>>44071534
>Sammy and Lawlz
Where do they hang out exactly? I tend to visit a small selection of threads.
>>
>>44071522
Maybe because Google hasn't released a single Nexus iwth an SD card slot since the Nexus One in January 2010, or maybe because when asked about it, Google always says they see a cloud-first storage solution as their vision and intentionally exclude SD card slots for that purpose (and cost reasons).
>>
>>44061524
moto x for best phone of 2014
>>
>>44063123
>2014
>not sneaking up to little kids and putting your arm in-between their legs to get pictures without them noticing
lift your game anon
>>
Why would you ever want more than 32GB storage?

People are too spoiled nowadays.
>>
>>44071558
Everywhere, for years.

Lawlz posts on fucking everything with witty-ass responses.

Sammy is the trap who posts photos of that fucking yellow bird Charlie.
>>
>>44063173
I love you
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>>44071424
>I have tracking disabled and run a custom ROM to eliminate as much tracking as possible. The only thing that could possibly track me is the baseband.

SO edgy. lol here's a protip kiddie...

>YOU'RE NOT HALF AS SECURE AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
>>
I'm watching the keynote and the new camera in the iphone looks amazing...
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>>44071566
>and cost reasons
my biggest neg about the phone is the lack of an SD card. They're just full of shit - no way it can cost too much to include the port which is found on even really cheap samsung phones. Battery on a nexus is replaceable enough so really the only thing truly awful about it for me.
>>
>>44071584
Maybe I never noticed the trips.

I really only hang out in freedom threads and I don't think I've ever seen either of them.

I have seen Sammy though, he just wasn't using a trip. The thread got deleted though.
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>>44071593
I never said I was secure.

Most of my phone cannot track me. No apps have tracking access as dictated by the open source OS.

The baseband can track me, and my carrier (or any cell towers) have access to that, but that's kind of a hard thing to eliminate, and it's going to happen from any phone.

I don't have anything to hide so I don't mind the convenience.
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>>44071600
why are you here again?
>>
>>44071628
/g/ - technology
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>>44071616
Sammy constantly gets banned (big surprise), he can't use a trip anymore.
>>
Where are the new features?
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>>44071641
you forgot to mention tha Lawlz is a dumb faggot Mozilla and Windows shill that used to defend both in every thread. I filtered him at least a year ago, so I'm not sure what that dumb cunt does now.

In fact, I'll filter you too.
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>>44061646
>Apple released a new U2 album to every iTunes user ever for free

I don't understand what the big deal about getting free music is.
>>
>beryllium free
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>>44071641
Does the other guy hang out in consumerism threads or something?

I never go to those.

In fact, the only other trips I'm familiar with are ruby, the falcon, some other guy, and then those faggots in the headphone threads from the one time I went there for advice.
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>>44071686
Good for you.

I never denied that, either. I was trying to be gentle here.

>>44071700
Pretty much any thread at all. Usually chimes in to actual questions at the beginning and then leaves unless someone targets him directly, at which point it gets interesting.
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The amount of trolling right now on /g/ is impressive.
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>>44071676
They're mostly 'new' for iPhones. The big one is NFC payments. But iPhone adopting it means that banks and stores actually will too so this is like a free gift to Lagdroid users whose phones have had the dormant tech in them for years. To Apple's credit, it looks like a lot of their delay to implement NFC was to do with getting their security system around it right and integrating it with a broader payment system that they probably hope will compete with Paypal long term. Whereas your typical Android phone manufacture just stuck it on as a feature without any accompanying support which is why we've seen nothing in this space for years. My bank is the biggest bank in this country and it only adopted support for NFC payments via phone a few months ago.

240pfs slow mo video recording could be cool if you're constantly filming extreme sports like the Apple marketing messages say you are.
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>>44071721
I've never seen the guy. Oh well.

I wonder who the best /g/ tripfriend is.
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>>44062984
Lumia 1520
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How to respond? I told him retina is nothing magical after, but he keeps saying this
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>>44061642
>>44061769
Did one of you faggots just say FOR FREE???
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>>44071761
rip lawlz

Some used to say Ubuntufriend but I haven't seen him around in a long time. Others say Falcon. I don't know, I honestly don't care.
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>>44071772
Tell him to go fuck himself.
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>>44071772
tell him some quality memes, since his are pretty shit
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>6MP camera
What the fuck man? Didn't they have the camera bulge out or was that a fake pic?
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>>44071772
He's right though.

As an iPhone user, I kind of wish android had actually started the high res trend instead of slavishly copying apple. That way apple would have even higher resolution screens.

As it stands, since everyone knows they came up with the idea they have no incentive to increase the resolution.
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>>44071835
It's an 8MP, and yes it bulges.
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>>44071792
err shit sorry i meant to say rip pawl not lawlz
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>>44071772
Tell him about dpi and that, no, it doesn't stand for dicks per interval.
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>>44071853
>8MP
Still pretty bad considering Samsung's 16
>yes it bulges
Does it at least flow properly or is it like those old leaked pics where it just pops out of nowhere?
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Why the fuck was there even a countdown to the event? There was literally not a single surprise in any of their announcements, ALL OF IT was already announced by all the rumors which all came true.
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Could someone please inform me why megapixels is not a big deal when it comes to quality of pics? if so what matters?
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>>44071904
>>8MP
>Still pretty bad considering Samsung's 16
This shit again...
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>>44071912
Size and type of the sensor are the main factors.
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>>44071919
>>44071912
>inb4 meme articles of people who took intro to Photography start complaining about it
Yes, sensors are more important, but for one thing there wasn't much information other than "it's better"
Nothing about lens unless I missed it
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>>44071904
Apple is going the HTC route and improving camera quality rather than raising megapixel count though.

It bulges but not by much.
>>
So now that the iphone looks like any other android phone why should people pay premium for it again?
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>>44071959
f/2.2 aperture, 1.5µ pixels, optical stabilization, true tone flash, and some form of advanced autofocus

it's not DSLR stuff, but it's better than a point and shoot, and probably still one of the best cameras on a smartphone
>>
I swear to god this man is a profit-seeking missile dressed as a human
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>>44071962
>Apple is going the HTC route and improving camera quality rather than raising megapixel count though.
What info was there though? I only heard "improvement" but, like, on what basis?
>It bulges but not by much.
Yeah doesn't seem so bad, looked a lot worse in older pics.
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>>44067219
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Apple stock had a short spike at around 2pm but resumed it's steady descent. Was that the time of the announcement?
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>>44071995
see >>44071986

HTC route on improving aperture and pixel size is what i meant
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>>44061818
LMFAO.... Awesome movie btw
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>>44071986
>f/2.2 aperture, 1.5µ pixels, optical stabilization, true tone flash, and some form of advanced autofocus
Shit, I did miss it then I guess, only heard about improved focus.
Didn't the 5s have the same aperture? Then again I guess you don't really need much more light for a point and shoot built in.
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>>44072007
2pm was right when they began talking about the applewatch

announcement started at 1pm

was it seriously declining during the 6 and 6+ announcement? lel
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>>44072007
11 pacific. It always goes down in the fall, then goes back up in the spring after everyone realizes, yes, apple sold a fuckton of phones at MSRP, again.

The watch is probably going to kill, and the apple pay... that's some serious money.
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>>44072031
5S had f/2.2, 5/5c had f/2.4

optical stabilization is only on the 6+, not the 6

also it looks like the 5S also had an 8MP camera...

here, from left to right, 6+, 6, 5S, 5c
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>>44072007
Time to short AAPL
RIP
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>>44071989
Is that a bad thing?
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>>44071912
What matters is this:

1.) Size of sensor. Bigger is better because it means for the same amount of pixels you have more area, i.e. bigger photosites on the sensor, which means better dynamic range and ISO performance, since bigger photosites gather more light -thus the signal to noise ratio is bigger.

2.) Generation of sensor. Technology moves on, newer sensors have better noise performance and dr.

3.) Lens sharpness and aperture. The biggest the aperture (i.e. the smallest the f/number), the more light hits the sensor, so you can shoot at lower ISOs which means better DR and noise.
Lens sharpness is self-explanatory.

Lastly, in smartphones what also plays a huge role is the jpeg engine. The image is captured in raw format, and then converted to jpeg. The more sophisticated and fine tuned the algorithm, the better the end result.

(In camera sensors there are a few more things that play a role. For instance whether the sensor is CCD or CMOS. CCD has better low ISO performance, CMOS has better high ISO performance.
Also, whether it's a Bayer sensor (almost all are except a couple) or a Foveon. Bayer means the colour image is interpolated, "guessed" by the nearby pixels, because each pixel detects only one of the primary 3 colours. Foveon detects full colour. A 15MP foveon image has the sharpness and clarity of a 30+MP Bayer one. Foveons are shit at high ISOs though).
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>>44071989
Wait, they actually put the word PAY next to the apple logo?
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>>44072063
Fuck it, just going to get a M8.
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>>44072095
It's for ?Pay, Apple Pay™ which is their nfc or whatever the fuck system to pay shit using your phone+fingerprint
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>>44072090
Since their business model is based on making good products, probably not.

>>44072095
>>>/v/
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>>44072094
Who cares. Just tell how you got the job. We want some shill money too, we'd be great at it.
>>
Did I miss something today? Is this why I keep seeing "iPhone 6"? What?
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>>44072139
http://www.apple.com/
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>>44072123
What are you mumbling about, idiot?

Who cares about the phone's camera, I'm a photographer and answered a photo-related question.
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>>44072119
>omg look at this new-homo that doesn't like our beloved apple, he should leave the board right guise???

Ok shill.
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>>44072144
Did they just make it bigger again? And easier to drop?
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>>44072184
Look, I mostly hang out on /a/, so I know how you /v/tards post.

Go read a book, kid
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>>44072095
Tim Cook confirmed for formaldehyde face.
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>>44072191
Nothing is easier to drop than the 4/4S.

Hopefully the cases will be better relative to the 5
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>>44072191
basically:
two new phones, one 4.7" one 5.5"
both come with a slightly better camera
both come with NFC, finally
slightly better design, less hard edges, the very edge of the glass front panel is curved, like the Nexus 4 or HTC One X
802.11 AC support
data capacity is 16GB, 64GB, and 128GB rather than 16/32/64
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>>44072094
not that anon, but noice thanks
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>>44072094
>>>/p/
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>>44067969
iCock 6

Bigger than Nigger
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>>44072236
Apple is weird.
Thanks.
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>>44072198
>I read books
>kid

Oh shit. I guess you're just smarter and maturer than myself.
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>>44072302
the best thing to happen today is the fact that with the iPhone and Apple Watch, Apple is now essentially brute forcing NFC payments into the market. They said basically 220,000 stores will have NFC standard by the time ApplePay is ready in October. And although ApplePay is proprietary, it just uses standard NFC signals, and the receivers being put in are just the standard Visa PayWave ones, so Android devices with Google Wallet can still use it.

Apple brute forcing another good standard into the market yet again, the only thing they're good for.
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>>44072168
>shill? what is shill? I'm just trusty photographer dedicated to educating curious people
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>>44072346
Nothing he said is shill-worthy. It's actually factual. He never said the name of a company whatsoever, and provided insight beyond what any marketing would.
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>2007
>iPhone announced
>blows everyone's fucking mind away sky high
>literally every other company struggles to compete
>takes 5 years (2012) before other companies can even remotely compete in design and software.

>2013 comes around
>smartphones already reached their peak
>all look the same
>all do the same thing
>most use gimmicks to differ themselves from the rest
>run out of all possible ideas
>only thing to do is make larger screens
>people gobble it up

>4.7
>4.8
>4.9
>>>5.0
>5.1
>5.2
>5.3
>5.4
>5.5

That's literally the only changes that have occurred in recent years.

That's it. Bigger screen size.

The market has already reached absolute saturation.
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>>44061558
HTC One m8 is the best phone on the market.
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>>44061748
Reminder.
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Why?
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>>44072394
And the worst camera on the market.
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>>44072369
Yes. The question seemed very legit and the answer was detailed and considered as is common on /g/, both posts were probably not samefag at all. Tripfaggot also writes like the usual upstanding /g/ user, seems trustworthy and not a shill either.

Now everyone go buy iphone.
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So they're basically admitting it's gay?
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>>44072510
You haven't even gotten to the heartbeat part yet. Oh you're in for a treat.
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Yeah, great idea making it bigger, because thats why I bought the iPhone. To talk into a fucking plank.
Also: nice protruding camera, I bet Steve Jobs is throwing a fit in his grave
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>>44061558
All flagships dating back to the beginning of 2014.
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>>44072007
>Thinking investors know anything about technology
Dude it was going up rapidly because the conference kept talking about payment methods which got investors excited because they just kept hearing the word money.
By the time the conference ended with the announcement that Apple had just given U2 half a billion dollars or whatever investors thought it was the end because Apple was selling gold for $349
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>>44062171

Thanks for proving >>44061748

Face it, you work for a shit company, shill, and that's why you've been asked to help with damage control.
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>>44072383
It's going to come down to software and real world utility, like this ?Pay. Expect future iPhone announcements to be downplayed and just rolled out like Mac upgrades are now while the focus shifts to ?Watch
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>>44072535
It's rolling in his grave you mongolian
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>>44072535
Don't forget the antenna lines...
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>>44065106

Because they insist on staying in the year 2007 and keeping that physical touch button which won't be going anywhere soon because they've doubled down with TouchID
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>>44061574
Look again dude. Everyone is bashing the blind idiots.
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>>44061582
>not listening to U2 with your Beats by Dr. Dre
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>>44061604
2free4me
>>
I've gotta admit, the iPhone 6 looks like a sexy phone (Retarded bezels and all) but there's no way I can justify the price premium and not having 1st party support to Google services and Chromecast.
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>>44063173

sonofabitch
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>>44061825
Moto 360 is the only smart watch that actually looks good. Crazy upside-down world we live in where the Apple alternative has massively more features than the Android leader but is held back because it looks so awful in comparison.
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>>44061748
>you will never be paid to viral market on 4chan
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>>44071689
It is filed under the purchased section, so it probably has DRM on it so that it won't play anywhere except an Apple approved device.
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>>44063110

whiskey on ice?

see, young lad, you're supposed to sniff the bourbon. then pour it. drink it neat, enjoy the full flavor. then add some ice to cool it off and open it up.

or since the origin of refridgeration, use some sort of rock that does not melt, that is cold as fuck. whiskey rocks exist for a reason. use them to chill the whiskey and enjoy the full flavor as a real man.

now this is gentlemen ethics on drinking where you are not drinking to get drunk. if you want 'drinking to get drunk' 101, i shall continue.

inb4 no shit i'm off topic. i'll use whatever damn phone i want and expecially the one that is better. alcohol isn't related in the first place.
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>>44061657
>not building based Google Cardboard
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>>44072535

What an epped analogy, sir!
EPPED I SAY
>>
>>44072728
7:49 AM
Wednesday, September 10, 2014 (GMT+4)
Time in Moscow, Russia
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>>44061424
Well, today it was made very clear that apple is following in the footsteps of google.
The screen measurements were increased to the most popular android phone specs, and then the smartwatch... nice.
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Only brain-dead gimboids use iProducts
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>>44061659
>mfw I'm waiting for a huge apple shilling site (aka The Verge) to realize how terrible the Apple Watch's battery is
>mfw Apple's own engineers leaked that the battery is shit
>mfw shitstorm imminent
>mfw I have no face
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>>44061665
As a Macfag, it's shit.
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>>44072589
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>>44061672
NFC itself is actually revolutionary. Imagine if your credit cards had an off switch that not only shut off the magnetic strip, but scrambled it too. This is one application for NFC payments.
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>>44061424
>being a sheeps
>>
Am I the only one who strongly suspects they'll release a new 4" phone in a year when the iPhone5s/c have gone totally stale?

There's clearly a large part of the market that still wants a human sized phone.
>>
>>44061683
Shit and none.
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>>44071144
>waving a phone
>complicated

seriously m8?
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>>44063127

i love the camera argument.

until there exists an optic that can fit in a smartphone format that can expose a 36x24 mm sensor without serious vignetting, smartphones will never have good image quality. they also won't ever have nice buttons or dials or any of that shit plebs can't understand.

long time dslr master race, i have no fear whatsoever of the smartphone cameras.

except for selfies. that has pretty much killed the low/mid level portrait business, which sucks cause i'm a portrait and fashion photographer. no broke bitch that has her parents pay her phone bill is going to get a hundred dollar an hour photographer to shoot her.

so cell phones have made my market a bit more interesting, and if anything have driven me to better clients instead of daughters of ignorant rich whores.
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>>44061913
>"OMG I JUST JOINED ANONYMOUS"
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someone make this a banner for /g/ please

it's from the http://www.apple.com/watch/ page
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>>44072841
Now imagine if what happened to the iCloud happened to iPay
>Oh shit, thoes rushan hakkers hackd muh credit cards!?!?!? They can do that!?
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>>44072862

I have this same deal. I think I'm going to get the 4.7" iPhone because the Nexus is suppose to be fucking 5.9".

Also from what we know Android L is dissappointing.
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>>44063547

the only guy that knows his shit, and nobody cares because MUH CELL PHONE PICS ARE GOOD!!!

kids have never seen a giant screen with 18 or 24 or 40+ megapixels. almost everything looks good at 800x on the longest side.

sadly, with that argument, everything looks good under a thousand pixels so why bother.

it's damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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>>44061989
This is clearly the work of Tim Cook subcumming to his elderly shareholders. Jobs was more stern with those assfucks.
>>
>>44073020
This looks pretty awful and gimmicky. I thought Apple was done with skeuomorphism, which is pretty much what this is: shoe-horning an old analog watch 'interface' in because it 'looks like a watch'.

They should have gone all touch with a sleep-wake-home button. Keep it simple.
>>
>>44073022

The made it pretty clear that the card data isn't stored in the cloud or on the phone really
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>>44073043
it's a sad day when camera improvements are more about automatic enhancement in software editing rather than actually improved image quality
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>>44066170

this is the only thing i ever agree with about having mods. kids on /g/ being born in the 21st century.

REMOVE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
I think this is the first time I've listenend to coldplay

>>44073068
It's the second coming of the click-wheel, it's going to cream the market.
>>
Is there an opportunity in the wake of a new iPhone launch to pick up an unlocked iPhone 5 for cheap used? I don't want anything this new iPhone 6 has (apart from slightly better camera), but I wouldn't mind upgrading to an iPhone 5S/C.
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>>44073068
The dial is the home button.

It just rotates now too.
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>>44073090
Click-wheel was better than toggle buttons for trying to navigate long lists of music, but the touch-screen was better still (if you think the iPod Classic has in any way a better interface than the iPhone/iPod Touch you're an idiot)
>>
>>44073099
Wait until the actual device comes out. People aren't going to sell off their old iPhones until they have the new one in their hand.
>>
Let's stop here for a second and think about how apple fucked up the name for the Apple Watch.

It's called the Apple Watch. Everyone is going to call it the iWatch. People are always going to call it the iWatch. Just look at the iTouch bullshit, it's that all over again.
>>
>>44073081
Looks like there's a pretty big jump here, with OIS, better (more neutral) flash, faster focus, etc.
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>>44073150
Flash happened last year. Faster focus is nice but more of an experience thing than an image quality thing, though I hope it pushes others to do the same. OIS has been in lots of other phones for at least a year now, maybe two. Apple isn't the first to do it. And it also isn't in the 6, only the 6+.
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>>44073127
That's fine, but this is a watch.

Honestly, I don't like the design on it, I think it looks plastic and dorky, but I looked at some android wear videos, and the apple watch just has much more interaction between the device and the user.
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>>44073137
Indeed I don't understand their logic here. Nobody will ever call it anything other than the iWatch. Plus only on Macs/iOS devices can you see and type the ?
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>>44062093
2000+6
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>>44073166
At least Apple isn't jumping on the muh megapixels bandwagon. Perhaps they're even using a larger sensor with the 6.
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>>44062111
>can't into greentext
newfag detected
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>>44073170
But the iWatch looks like utter ass compared to pic-related, even if its much more advanced in terms of specs.
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>>44073170
I would say to wait a bit and see what becomes of Android Wear. It's a brand new platform and I'm sure things will probably change a bit in the near future. I doubt it'll require a hardware change, so I have no issues buying a Moto 360 now (or when that gorgeous black metal strap comes out, hnngh)

>>44073205
They're using a larger micron/pixel ratio, similar to what HTC did. I don't know if the sensor itself is the same size.

>>44073225
DAT BLACK METAL HNNNNNNNNGH
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>>44062138
Apple just got BTFO by Ellen Degeneres!
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>>44072236

> better design


NO NNO NO NO NO NO NO
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>apple "innovayshuning" a fucking watch
>Slapping the apple name on it and selling it for a high price

HAHA
OH WOW

WHAT'S NEXT, THE APPLE IBOOK?
THE ICUP?
THE ITOILET?

I CANNOT FATHOM WHY ANYONE WOULD PAY OVER 350 DOLLARS FOR A WATCH THAT DOES THE SAME THING A PHONE DOES

and
what's better

>Appledrones will defend this
>>
Seriously can anyone give a plausible explanation as to why this isn't the iWatch?

Someone else must hold that trademark or something.
>>
>>44073090

Did Apple invented the music?
>>
>>44073255
slightly

the back and sides look horrible, the front looks better. soft glass edges really are amazing, and do a lot for the comfort of the phone.
>>
>>44072550
All flagships dating back to 2012
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>>44073262
>I can't imagine people buying an MP3 player with HD display for $400

It happened.

>I can't imagine people buying screens w/ higher resolution than 1080p. Your eyes can't even tell the difference!

It happened.

>I can't imagine people buying A FUCKING WATCH for $350

Dumbass, people have been doing this for 100+ years. People will still drop 10 grand+ for a watch.
>>
So is there anything hugely interesting about the iPhone 6 besides the bigger screen and supposingly great camera?
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>>44062154
Not gonna lie, the iPhone does have a good camera for shooting video. That being said, I'm sticking with my Nexus 5 and saving for an AR Drone Parrot.
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>>44070826
pic highly related
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>>44072346
I'm sure you were only pretending :)
>>
>>44073262
>IBOOK
I had an ibook, it was very nice at the time.

>>44073229
>I would say to wait a bit and see what becomes of Android Wear. It's a brand new platform and I'm sure things will probably change a bit in the near future. I doubt it'll require a hardware change...
This is the thing, the watch has multiple touch modes (touch vs hard press) and a click wheel. They essentially enabled right-click on the watch, and the wheel, uh, is a wheel...
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>>44073311
dat strawman

nigga you're missing the point

i understand why you would pay 350 dollars for a normal watch

But 350 dollars for a screen on your wrist?

That's pretty fucking shitty. you're WEARING apple stuff now

you literally branded yourself as a sheep

There is a reason only apple users call their stuff by their actual name
>>
>>44062171
>superior
>apps can't talk to each other Android style because "our users are idiots"
>>
>>44073345
>the watch has multiple touch modes
This can actually be achieved with simple software tricks for compatibility's sake. Lenovo has been doing this for a long time with Thinkpad drivers. The touch pad can actually detect pressure of the sense simply by how much contact is being made, rather than a physical resistance sensor.
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>>44073351
I don't now, are you any more of a sheep for buying a 10 grand Rolex because of the name "Rolex" than buying a $350 watch with a screen with more functionality?

Not everyone hates the brand Apple as much as you do.
>>
>>44073166
>>44073205

megapixels on phones must remain low due to sensor size vs ISO.

aps-c (roughly 24x16 mm sensors have been 18 MP for years and years now on the canon front, only now are they about to go up a bit. 24 mp on the nikon (sony sensor) end has been the norm for a year or three.

nikon d800 is what, 36 mp? on a "fool frame" 36x24 mm sensor.

medium format densities are all over the place and are really irrelevent, but some phase one backs are 80 megapixels on old tech.

i hate to be that megapixel guy but as long as we're on sub 4k displays and phones under 8 inches, megapixels are not a real factor in photo quality.

the reality is you cell phone only guys will only get trickle down tech from us DSLR fags, because you're not willing to carry 5 pounds of glass and camera to take pics.

i still await the 'good enough' army. no harm no foul, but all this 'better camera' shit just makes me laugh.
>>
>>44062138
there is no way that is real. can i get sauce?
>>
>iOS
>UNIX without a single goddamn advantage.
>>
>>44062366
This.

I could notice the difference going from 480 res to 720, but I just can't notice the difference between 720 and 1080.

I'd rather have a good 720 or 768 res screen than 1080, and I'd rather have a slightly thicker phone for longer battery than a paper thin slab. Why aren't more companies doing this?
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>>44073387
We'll see. At least at this point it's clear google is going to be playing catch-up on the UI front, and probably the marketshare front.

It's funny, since it's not like nobody saw the watch coming, nor is google starved for resources.

>>44073394
Don't respond to people like him.
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>>44073314
NFC, but it may end up being handicapped if it can only be used through ?Pay (i.e. won't be able to use it with competing systems, metro cards, etc.)
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>>44073426
Spec race. Bigger numbers will sell more units
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>>44073400
>you cell phone only guys
Hey now, I have two DSLRs. They aren't top of the line but they aren't the lowest end either. And I don't do cell phone photography.

I am most certainly willing to carry 5 pounds of glass and camera. And my tripod too.
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>>44073262
I loved my iBookG4.
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>>44073081
>it's a sad day when camera improvements are more about automatic enhancement in software editing rather than actually improved image quality

why? it's not as if anyone who cares about serious photography is using a smartphone anyway.
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>>44073447
It won't be. They're advertising it with Visa's PayWave terminals which use standard NFC and Google Wallet can interact with them. So unless Apple changes something drastic in the next month, Android users will be set.
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>>44073400
Isn't DSLR a dying/doomed tech? (in favour of mirrorless cameras)
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>>44062394
MODS
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>>44073513
That doesn't make you feel better about yourself?

No matter what happens, at least you're not him.
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>>44073480
I certainly hope not. I fucking adore optical viewfinders.
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>>44062395
>2014
>not understanding the concept of satire
whoosh.gif
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>>44073394
But the watch does the same thing your nearly one thousand USD phone does.

Justifying them "innovating" something that didn't need it is like saying everything else should be iproducts just because it would have more functionality

Most of that "functionality" is stuff that you will never use in practical life and only in extremely certain conditions.
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Am I the only one turned off by the usage of the word shill? A shill is an accomplice of a gambling swindler, where the intent is to get unsuspecting people to lose money when they misjudge the odds. In no way shape or form is somebody who voices their affection for a company or product a shill. Even if somebody were to go so far as to be paid by the company, they would still not be a shill. Nobody's expectations are misled, there is a huge amount of information on the internet regarding consumer tech devices such as phones and laptops.

Shill is only used because of its incredibly negative connotation even despite the fact that it doesn't even apply. People who use the word shill in this way are misleading, overexaggerating and just shitposting in general. Shill is almost never applicable on /g/.
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>>44073426

megapixel fag again, i have a nearly 2 year old Razr MAXX non-HD version. 540x960 "quarter HD" QHD.

to this day i am completely fine with the resolution of the screen. they came out with a razr maxx HD right after, with some "HD" screen.

i've enjoyed my 3000+ MAH battery much more than any higher res would have drawn the power instead.


not interesting in buying any current gen phone without either a replaceable battery or a 4,000+ MAH battery instead. fuck resolution.
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>>44072971
>fit in a smartphone format that can expose a 36x24 mm sensor
You're an idiot. A smartphone sensor around 6MP (enough to print an A4 at exhibition quality) can have the same dynamic range and iso performance with a D800. The only difference is, with the D800 you can print bigger.

Also,
>dslr
>slr
SLRs have never been masterrace, it's the gimmick of photography, so photographers that are too afraid to get close can use teles, or take macro shots of bugs and flowers.

Rangefinders were always the discerning photographers' preference, and the rf lenses are the best in the world.

>no broke bitch that has her parents pay her phone bill is going to get a hundred dollar an hour photographer to shoot her
If your portraits are similar to the selfies (and the reason why the selfies reduced your business), you're a shit photographer that doesn't know jack about lighting and modifiers.
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>>44064144

>Really shitty battery life

I think that might have just been the first gen ones? Mine still lasts ages.
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>>44062294
Java is the first language taught in most schools and colleges. It's brilliant because any student doesn't have to learn another stupid language like C#, Swift, or Objective-C just to make an app for their phone.
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Real talk: will the Basis Peak be worth a shit?
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>>44073457

you know i'm generalizing.

also interested in what 5 lbs of glass and oldschool bodies you're carrying. no homo.
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>>44066656
daily reminder newfag.
obscurity and corporate secrecy is not security.

http://arstechnica.com/apple/2013/08/rendering-bug-crashes-os-x-and-ios-apps-with-string-of-arabic-characters/

crAPplel's technical aptitude with serious systems programming is laughable
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>having friends
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>>44062190
I'm on a Nexus 5. Someone explain what this thing does.
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>>44066265
most relevant post in the whole thread
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>>44073560
>In no way shape or form is somebody who voices their affection for a company or product a shill. Even if somebody were to go so far as to be paid by the company, they would still not be a shill.

Shill - Merriam Webster
:to talk about or describe someone or something in a favorable way because you are being paid to do it

Shill - Wikipedia
:a person who publicly helps a person or organization without disclosing that they have a close relationship with the person or organization.

Stop trying to redefine words.

Fuck off shill.
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>>44073480
>>44073539

what ol ' dude said, no DSLR isn't a dying breed any more than mirror SLR medium format bodies are a dying breed. do you know how many rebels canon sells to teenage girls that 'just want to take good pics and be photographers!!!!!'

>with their f/3.5-f.5.6 kit lenses that can't resolve 8 megapixels
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>>44073592
???????????? ???? ???? ???? ??????? ????
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You will never buy this watch after seeing this. Cannot unsee.
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>>44073560
It's just a buzzword on this filipino anime image board. The idea of some igenius at an apple bar shitposting on this board is absolutely laughable. I can not imagine someone getting paid by Apple to go on 4chan and post frostedbutts
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>>44073069
>implying there's only one way to skin a cat
>taking pride in your knowledge of how this one way of skinning a cat has been prevented
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>>44073592
>>44073630
Isn't that because they completely fucked up bidirectional text support?
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>>44062740
>implying that's not a script monitoring certain user's accounts for Apple related posts
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>>44073634
Please don't fuck man fuck
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>>44073634
What the fuck is that?
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>>44073619
Okay so I got the paid advertiser thing wrong. Regardless, nobody is paid to advertise on /g/, that would be fucking stupid. Thus, nobody here is a shill.
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>>44073665
>Regardless, nobody is paid to advertise on /g/, that would be fucking stupid. Thus, nobody here is a shill.
You can't prove that.

Fuck off shill.
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>>44073634
>>44073658

It's an irrational fear of holes that human beings have called trypophobia. Apple never thought about it when they made that bunch of holes apps interface. /g/ tapped that in a prev thread about the iWatch.
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>>44063173
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>>44073405
UNIX is that guy who stole from Apple because they're so innovative, duh
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>>44073690
I swear to god, I'm not being paid by moot to convince you that this board is free of shills.
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>>44072236
>less hard edges.

fucking dropped. sorry fellas
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>>44073480
>Isn't DSLR a dying/doomed tech?
Yes.

SLRs were born out of compromise.
Rangefinders existed before them, they were more compact and reliable, and had better lenses.

But people like to view through the lens (and not an external viewfinder that approximates what the lens will capture), so they went through all the trouble adding the mirrorbox, tolerating the extra bulk, having inferior retrofocal lenses, etc. .

Now with electronic and hybrid viewfinders that you can see through the lens without requiring a mirrorbox, dSLRs are on the way out.
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>>44061566
lel, richfags will never wear this cheap trash over Patek Phillipe, Jaeger Lecoultre or Breguet.

Apple is finished.
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>>44073554

it's remarkable how similar these statements are to when the retina screen was released

>No one will ever buy this overpriced junk retina screen. 1080p is all you need, you can't even tell the difference

Also I don't know why the fuck you guys are so obsessed with "innovashun" - who the fuck cares, all that matters is that they made it, and people will use it and eventually there will probably be more unique uses for it. The fact that it is wearable already makes it much different than a smartphone.

Yes, it's not much different than a smartphone, but this is still a big step towards physically wearing technology that will very much be the norm in the future.
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>>44073634

WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>44073701
I meant what are those things inside of the holes?

I've always had a fear of there being holes in my body filled with worms or something.

Holy fuck my skin itches. Goddamnit.
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>>44073563
For the most part, higher resolution doesn't kill the battery unless the SoC/GPU is shit. It's display size that kills the battery thanks to larger backlights. Although stronger backlights are needed for higher density LCDs, which does drain the battery more, it isn't too big of a deal compared to actual display size.

>>44073584
My current camera is a simple Rebel T3 which came with an 18-55mm IS II lens. Item code 5157B002. I also purchased a 75-300mm zoom lens with it, the USM version.

My older camera is a Digital Rebel XTi, from 2006. Loved it to pieces but the sensor started to fail with lots of dead pixels and I knew it was time.

I'm just a hobbyist photographer, nothing professional, so I don't really have a huge budget to spend here. I've used much much higher end DSLRs though, but I don't own any.
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>>44073571

just because you took the time to type it up.....

>A4 print
>exhibition quality
>6 mp
>dynamic range

holy shit do you have any idea what goes into being a real photographer?

because dpi and dynamic range of your cell phone jpegs have nothing to do with it.

>gimmick of photography

what are interchangeable lenses of various quality, f/1.2 f/1.4 f/1.8 f/2 f/2.8 lenses

what is depth of field? what is sensor size in relation to depth of field?

what is critical focus?

heh. and you would go so far as to shit talk portraits you've never even seen. as if i'm some f/1.2 canonrumors faggot bokeh whore or something.

even going so far as to imply i don't have gridded softboxes like i can't into lighting modifiers.

you set yourself up to fail bro. back to the board that never gets updated aka /p/
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>>44073738
So what type of cameras are "on the way in"?
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>>44072236
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY REMOVE 32 GB VERSIONS

WHO THE FUCK NEEDS 64 AND WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T NEED 32
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>>44073744
not as long as those chinese fucks keep filling factories and working their asses off to buy them.
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>>44073766
Lotus seeds.
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>>44073785
The 64GB costs the same as the 32GB used to, and the 128GB costs the same as the old 64GB.

You're basically getting a free upgrade.
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>>44073766

see >>44073701. They just photoshop lotus seeds on the skin... Looks like worms but isn't.
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>>44073634

Thanks faggot. Ants crawling all over my skin now.
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>>44073634
>>44073701

This doesn't gross me out or scare me. Am I a psychopath?
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>>44073802
Oh. Thanks anon
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>>44073770

>posting item code

what the fuck nigger

>70-300 USM

you have to be fucking kidding me, you wasted money on that piece of shit?!?!

yeah, you are just a hobbyist that didn't do his homework. rebel t3 and a USM version of one of the worst pieces of glass canon ever made.

i feel so bad for you i'd let you borry some of my L glass and a nice canon prime just because i'm a nice guy.

fuck you really messed up man. t3 and USM 70-300 holy shit you really don't even know how to google any reviews do you?!?!
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>>44073775
Mirrorless.

Electronic viewfinder mirrorless cameras mostly (like some Fujis, or Olympus, Sony, etc.) and some rangefinders (Leica).
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>>44071134
>bugs
>performance issues
Confirmed for not having a OPO, mine runs great. I have PAC-Man on it instead of plain CM now, but it has support for all the gestures and things and I don't remember any problems with the stock CM install.
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>people whining about contract free cost

Who the hell buys a phone out of contract these days anyway?
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>>44073845
I'm not the one that bought it.
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>>44073829

You don't have trypophobia. Have a check.
>http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/trypophobia-is-a-real-terrifying-thing-and-you-definitely-ha
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>>44073744
>lel, richfags will never wear this cheap trash over Patek Phillipe, Jaeger Lecoultre or Breguet.
Actually, given the choice, I wouldn't either.
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>>44061741
That looks like a surprisingly good deal, but hard to say if the price justifies nothing better but the resolution over a OPO.
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>>44073775
Cameras without optical viewfinders and accompanying moving mirrors. So ones that have either large preview screens or digital viewfinders or both which provide a live preview from the sensor itself.
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>>44073828
>>44073828
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>>44061524
Get a nexus phone, year and no last and also no bloat ware. Perfect phone in my opinion. Good battery life also
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>>44073869

acceptable. go to /p/ and learn better. i have faith in you.
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>>44073896
>good battery life
>nexus phone
ahahahaha don't kid yourself
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>>44073862
It matter a lot more outside of the US where phones are rarely subsidized.
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>>44073911
I've been to /p/ occasionally. Honestly though I just don't care. I'm not selling any photos I take, they're just for my own enjoyment and use, so I'm okay with it.

If I was a professional of course I'd dump more money and do a FUCKLOAD of research, but it's just a hobby, so I don't mind.
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>>44073634

I've seen beheading videos and not got creeped out, but this is as revolting as fuck. I might smash someones iWatch when i come across it having seen this.
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>>44073870
Only thing that grosses me out is when they photoshop holes onto the skin or tongue, because that would literally suck to have.

The plants, strawberry, garlic, coral, honeycomb, etc. don't weird me out or scare me or whatever you're supposed to feel.
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>>44073771
>what are interchangeable lenses of various quality, f/1.2 f/1.4 f/1.8 f/2 f/2.8 lenses
What are symmetrical wides 1/5th of the size, twice the resolving power, and with zero distortion?

>what is depth of field?
What is deep dof? Who are Martin Parr, Alex Webb, Adams, etc. ?

>and you would go so far as to shit talk portraits you've never even seen.
Post samples or link to portfolio then.
>inb4 I don't wanna be associated with 4chan
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>>44073862

idiots who buy the same iphone every year

dont forget to bend over again when the iphone7 comes out next year!
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>>44069268
By the US you dumb fuck.

US owns Germany. They let them run their own game domestically, but foreign policy is run by the US.. Not to mention the fucking 100,000, or whatever permanent US troops stationed there. Same thing applies to Japan... and South Korea.
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>>44073953
>honeycomb
>coral
that's fine

>stretch marks
>garlic
>teeth
>cantaloupe
>pancakes
>sandstone
holy fuck get me out of here
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>>44073968
Most people who buy smartphones of any brand are buying on contract.
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>>44061424
Okay, so I was trying to watch this stream all fucking day.

WHERE CAN I WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO OF THIS EVENT?

EVERYTHING ON YOUTUBE IS ON FUCKING LOCKDOWN.

I FIND VIDEOS WITH APPLE CONTENT AND COPYRIGHT CLAIMS WITH NO AUDIO. THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS.

I WENT TO THE APPLE WEBSITE AND AM TOLD I NEED SAFARI OR QUICKTIME TO WATCH THIS BULLSHIT.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

NOTHING ON YOUTUBE, NOTHING ANYWHERE ELSE.

I'M ACTUALLY DOWNLOADING THE PIRATEBAY TORRENT AS WE TYPE.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VIDEO OF THIS TO WATCH?

THE FUCKING PRIVATE NUDES OF THEIR CUSTOMERS ARE EASIER TO ACCESS THAN THEIR FUCKING PRESS CONFERENCES.
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>>44063173
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>>44073912
>>44073896
top lel nexus owner here

>nexus s 1-1.5 hour of sot
>galnex 1-2 hour sot
>nexus 4 2-3 hour sot
>n5 3-3.5 hour sot

all of them were mixed usage sometimes wifi or 3g only, battery life is good when using extended battery (nexus s and galnex with 3000mah 3500mah could do 7 hours sot)
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>>44067754
That would be the majority of the world population that cares about it
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Hey guys.
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>>44073593

looks like jonathan was assigned to work on the watch
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>>44073634

Why did you do this?
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>>44073974

Yeah none of that does it for me. The only thing that comes close is the pancakes because it looks like fungus is growing on it and eating it or some shit because you can see blue. Fungi shit grosses me the fuck out, if I have old food in a container and open it after a long ass time and I see fuzzy gross shit the hair on my arm immediately jumps and i get queezy.
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>>44074000
Quicktime is much less malicious than flash. Shouldn't be a big deal. Fuck, I have silverlung or whatever microshit uses...
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>>44074006
I'm a nexus owner too, the SOT is fucking horrible. N4 and N5 both. I love the phone, but trying to say the battery is "good" is really stretching.

>>44074028
You definitely don't have trypophobia then.
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>>44062327
apple drones blame the hacker 4chan
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>>44062716
>>44062752
Guys.
GHz != performance.
You want the clock speed of your phone to be as low as possible, while still reaching useful levels of performance.
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>>44074032
Silverlight.
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fucking hell this is long
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>>44074061
Silverfish? Earwig?
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>>44073771
>>A4 print
>>exhibition quality
>>6 mp
>>dynamic range

with 300 dpi yes u could print into a4 (8.27 × 11.7) the rules is x 300dpi with inch of paper. so 8.27x300= 2481, 11.7x300=3510. so 3510x2481 resolution is more than enough for a4 printing.
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>>44074059

Most of these kiddies don't even know what a clock cycle is. They're fucking little illiterate kiddies.
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>>44074077
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>this is what happens when I leave for work
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>>44074093
Touché.
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>>44073958

1st question doesn't even make sense.

lol what is deep dof? f/11 f/16 f/22 f/32 how about what is hyperfocal? this is newbie shit.

this is /g/ so sadly i can't post any of my work, my models might not appreciate that. most of my headshots are very tasteful and i get positive reviews, since i'm a fashion photographer and not a headshot guy i get the best of both worlds.
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>>44065315
>implying anything you put on your iphone isnt cloned and sent to the cloud (nsa)
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>>44063825
Does it store your entire music library? If so, good for you. But the classic was one of the best music players and their other iPods don't cut it.
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>>44074128

Wrong thread. This isn't Microsoft.
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>>44071236

I have several Pentium 4 Dinosaurs that have 2GBs of RAM.
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>>44064839
the brand name under it ruins it. time to make a ripoff
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>>44068396
[citation needed]
The OPO has 3GB of RAM
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>>44073744
>rich fags

It's not rich fags who will buy it, it's your ordinary middle to upper-middle class types who like buying the next trendy gadget.
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>>44074111
>1st question doesn't even make sense.
Tell me I have to explain you the difference between retrofocal and symmetrical designs, and why the latter are superior in every way.
Or why they can't be used in SLRs.

>lol what is deep dof? f/11 f/16 f/22 f/32 how about what is hyperfocal?
What are you trying to say?
You implied SLRs are better for DoF, and I'm explaining they're better for shallow DoF but worse for deep DoF.
What does hyperfocal have to do with anything?
Hyperfocal can be applied everywhere, even in phones.

But it's a shitty technique, that prioritizes a random point, while your subject (background) is not critically sharp.

>this is /g/ so sadly i can't post any of my work
Well, I wasn't expecting that...
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>>44074083

you really missed the point.

the point was:

>a4 print

NIGGER NOBODY WANTS TO PRINT THAT SMALL ARE YOU RETARDED?!?!
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>>44067461
I will bet you cash money the Android phone has a backlight refresh rate/flicker while the iPhone provides, as it always has, constant light.
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>>44066685

I heard they don't have these in america.
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>>44074198

i know you're fuckin' with me man, so i'm fuckin' with you.

>But it's a shitty technique, that prioritizes a random point, while your subject (background) is not critically sharp.

enjoy your phone photos anon.
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>>44074234
They do in some places, same brand or Visa PayWave. It's not everywhere though.
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>>44074206

>i can't into hertz
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>>44074264
>what is pulse width modulation
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>>44073701
>It's an irrational fear of holes that human beings have called trypophobia.

>mfw I remember being severely creeped out by a pic of a frog with eggs on it's back when I was younger

>mfw it all makes sense now
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>>44074283

This doesn't bother me.. it makes me want to freaking pop em like a zit.
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>>44073701
it's not irrational, it probably was something we evolved because it helped us keep away from wormy looking shit
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>>44074313
This. Shit's worse than insects.
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>>44073845
oh and when i posted item code, that's the product ID, not my serial code or anything. that's what shows up when you look at the canon store page
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>>44074283
>>44074313
>>44074332
I'm wearing in-ear headphones you motherfuckers.
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>>44074283
>these toys
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>A8
>Fucking A8
>How powerful is it? Fuck you, that's how. Here's a letter and a number that's higher than the last number on this fucking piece of metal and you'll buy it because the number is higher
Loving the transparency
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>>44074203
>NIGGER NOBODY WANTS TO PRINT THAT SMALL
u never print a photo aren't you?

a4 is huge enough for printing, lot of printer brand have an a4 as standard print paper. Some potrait or wedding photo using small halved a4.

with 150 dpi, 150*11.7=1755, 16.5*150=2475. this one for a3 paper, more than enough.
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>>44074396
Yeah, they should put up some bullshit benchmarks.

Seriously, wait for the fucking reviews.
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>>44074355

um, i wouldn't care either way.
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>>44074396

based A8 on some PC12800 will rape dem ten year old games on max ultra kill though.
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>>44061566
I actually think that the watch is cool. It may be expensive for what it is, but it actually is... innovative. It's the first smartwatch that does what it does. It has new features, like that weird messaging thing.
I'd buy one in a goddamn second if It FUCKING WORKED WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN iPhones, which are goddamn garbage
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>>44063373
>plastic
>broken
your screen is more likely to break at that point.
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>>44073968
>dont forget to bend over again when the iphone7 comes out next year!

A lot of people have plans that include free upgrades annually, and I think T-mobile has some that let you change even more frequently.
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>>44074465
>It's the first smartwatch that does what it does
What does it do, exactly?
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>>44074519
Watch the keynote. It actually has a buttload of functionality.
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>>44074535
Yeah, but more than any other smartwatch?
The ZGPAX S5 is essentially an entire smartphone on your wrist.
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>>44064294
>>44062488
>not using a custom ROM

S3 with a custom ROM > S5 with Touchwiz
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>>44074519
If it does what the video claims it does and what media sources are claiming (which I would be shocked if it wasn't at least partially bullshit, quite frankly) then it can be used for easy navigation on stuff like bikes that you can't take out your phone for, monitor your heartrate, be used to check texts without removing your phone from your wallet, preview push notifications, you can go to your friends list and then tap on a part of it and the corresponding part of the other person's watch will vibrate like you just tapped them on the wrist (used to get their attention, it's a pretty damn neat feature to be honest), it can be used for instant messaging of simple stuff, it can be used to control the media player from your phone without taking it out, it can actually download more apps, and it's open to developers
I forgot a shitload of stuff, but it's actually viable as wearable tech.
As much as I hate to admit it, it looks like apple made something good

>>44074570
Yeah, but I don't really want an entire smartphone on my wrist. The "IT JUST WORKS" bullshit may be terrible for phones and computers, but with a display that tiny it absolutely needs to be designed correctly for wrist usage.
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>>44074310
>This doesn't bother me.

really? you're cool with this?
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>>44074614
>you can go to your friends list and then tap on a part of it and the corresponding part of the other person's watch will vibrate like you just tapped them on the wrist
Okay, I'll admit that's a kickass feature, and it hasn't been done before.
However, I feel like everything else isn't really innovative, just what you'd expect from a smartwatch.
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>>44064618
>Derp.
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>>44068616
On top if having sharp samsung google apple etc. shills we now have russiatoday fags as well
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>750 x 1334
>didn't go for 1337
apple goofed
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>>44074614
Sounds like everything smartwatches have been able to do forever except that vibration beep which seems more gimmick than practical - ie, you got your friend's attention, but now what? now you need to tell them why you wanted their attention - you could have skipped that vibration and just sent your message straight.
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>>44073022
I said NFC payments itself, not Apple iPay shit.

Also,
>forgetting every credit card breach ever
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>>44074646
Yeah, it's stuff you'd expect from a smartwatch, but I've yet to see one that can do all of those well. The actual execution would be the innovation, not the features individually.
I dunno. I'm still skeptical. But I want to at least attempt to give apple credit for something that _might_ be cool.
And yeah, the tap feature is really neato, I hope it works well.

>>44074670
I think it's more of a supplement thing, like it's a way of going "hey, check your shit now". I can't tell you how many times I've gotten important messages that I didn't even feel/that I dismissed as nonimportant without even looking.

>>44074685
Passing off the apple wallet thing as "new" is so fucking stupid. Google wallet already exists.
Speaking of breaches, how IS google wallet with security? It seems like it'd be really insecure but I haven't heard anyone complaining yet.
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>>44067853
>The giant screen makes it easy to use a terminal without killing the eyes.

stopped reading there
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>>44072846
lol, funny cat
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I want an iPhone 6. Which carrier is the best?
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>>44062394
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>Work for AT&T
>Got a million calls about the 6 today

Fun fact: most of our tech support calls are for iphones.
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>>44069686
ultimate kek
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>>44073020
>>44073068
Pinch to zoom is more tedious and difficult on such a small screen. I think this move may be worth a shot.
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>>44065613
kawaii as fuck
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>>44061748
[AUTISM INTENSIFIES]
>>
>2gb microSD
>mp3 player
>built-in radio antenna
>3 weeks without charigng
>$20
Still better than iFaggot.
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>>44073351
All those celebs who had their nudes leaked. They use apple stuff just because of the name. Apple is a fashion statement.

I know this guy. He has high functioning asperbergs and he gets literally $4000 from the Norweigian government for doing absolutely nothing. Last month he had a fight with his wife from another country, and to cheer himself up he bought 3 MACBOOK AIRS. Three! No reason other than to cheer him up.
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>>44074929

>thinking Apple needs internet shills.. or gives a fuck about 4chan.

Hilarious.

Apple has the best marketers and the best market research in the corporate world. They know better than waste their time here.
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>>44074720

>you can go to your friends list and then tap on a part of it and the corresponding part of the other person's watch will vibrate like you just tapped them on the wrist


Let me get this straight. You can be working on fireworks and your phone will vibrate because some asshole friend decided to "tap" you and you blow up your face because of Apple.

You can be trying to put the watch on while on the toilet and some asshole decides to "tap" you and it vibrates and falls out of your hands and you lose a $400 piece of equipment down the toilet because of this bullshit privacy invading feature?
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>>44075119
>privacy incading

>he has no real friends
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>>44075119
Are you fucking retarded?

It hardly vibrates and how is that ANY different from a typical notification you would otherwise be getting?

Jesus fuck you autists are on a whole other level of mental retardation
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>>44075119
>privacy invading

>I have no real friends
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New thread:
>>44075339
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>>44075352
Why? This is a fucking sticky
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>>44075397
Oh. I thought the OP said sticky was dead.
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>>44061465
>>44061424
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>>44075458
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>try to impress audience with "one more thing gimmick"
>announce a pleb watch that has been done by competitors for years

Oh apple how far have you fallen?
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>>44074838
guess it's not that user friendly as advertised eh?
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Seriously,

what's so innovative about it?

A wheel. I can see why they used it. Zooming is difficult on a small screen by pinching.

Samsung already does the health stats game.

They had to redo the entire NFC with their phones too, so that they can cash in on every transaction. Another shining example of Apple's closed sourceness.

Nothing really new on iPhone. Not even IR to control garage doors or Televisions/stereos/etc.

This shit sucks.

I don't really like wearing metallic objects on my body for some reason. Unless it was plastic on the inside where it measures your blood pressure which isn't likely, I don't see myself ever wearing it. I hated wearing watches as a little kid.
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>>44066807
Just shows how Apple anything is needlessly more expensive
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My partner, after years of being a rabid fanboy and constantly boasting about his iPhone/iPad has decided not to get this phone.

I'm honestly shocked, a few other apple fanboys that were his friends agree with him. The 1-2 that are have been basically repeating the same things over and over again. "NFC, HD on the expensive version. Apple's so innovative!" They also plan on getting the watch.

Apparently a lot of Apple fans are bothered. Shit RAM, shit resolution for the smaller phone and only just getting NFC but with their dumb version. They also agree the watch is ugly.

I think without Jobs they're just beginning to wake up and realize that these new features aren't all that as "new" as Apple claims.
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>>44061714
WOW ILL HAVE TO KEEP BUYING THOSE RIGHT HANDED WATCHES THAT ARE SO POPULAR CAUSE YOU CANT ROTATE THEM
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It's funny how iFags used to hate on Androids big screens but now suddenly they're in love.
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>>44063223
Moto 360 looks "classy" in the same way that a fedora and tie with baggy jeans and sneakers does. Clashing aesthetics and form-over-function through mindless nostalgia and an appeal to the ego.
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>>44063272
It only costs around $50 to sell the previous iPhone in good condition and buy the new one at launch. Really not that bad.
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alright, so what will the windows watch that will inevitably follow have?
Interface: tile based. scroll side to side. can arrange as one "big" tile per "screen", 2 "wide" tiles per screen, or 4 "small" tiles per screen. update with relevant information. as many tiles as the watch will support memorywise?

Cortana integration, onedrive sync to sync to-do lists / calenders between phone and computer?

common windows core to allow cross-platform app performance easily?

most likely square and colorful, maybe VaporMG, most likely Nokia Plastic, or both?

really I think it will be the live tiles that set it apart.
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>>44073829
Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
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>>44063173
my sides
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>>44070151
>wearing a watch makes me feel like a man
Did you just say that without shame?
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Does anyone else think Windows 9 could make Windows a big player in the smartphone game?

A unfied experience and app store could be huge for MS. Especially in a world where users are being forced into either Apples,MS's, or Google's ecosystem
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>>44075831
well with android L overly animated everything, and iOSs stoic lifeless design, aesthetically I feel winPhone provides a nice middle ground.

I dont know if windows 9 itself will have any impact in their smartphone game. It will be nice to see how things mesh once everything starts sharing that common language shit, though.

They need to make winPhone and desktop Metro more cohesive though. there are things in both that I would like to see implemented in each other. 2 square interfaces, but to me they dont feel...unified. that will be the first step.
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>>44075816
>excessive ellipsis
>and other stuff
>u
>"pussy magnet"
report the underageb& and move on.
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>>44062741
Oh god... I can smell the truth in this prophecy.

I can fucking smell it.
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>>44074929
... You have to admit. He's not the worst of our following. There are people that'd make us look much worse than he does.

He's skinny. He's clean-shaven. He doesn't have acne problems. He drives a regular ol' car. Not some weird attention-whore car.

He is not our worst poster-boy. Ditch the glasses, put him in a suit, take off the fanny-pack/belt/whatever-the-fuck-that-is, and remove 4 of the 5 bumper stickers, and he'd actually make a fine poster-boy for the linux following.
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>>44074975
>3 weeks without charigng
OK that's amazing. My phone gets like... 48 hours if i'm not touching it. 16 hours if i'm listening to mp3s nonstop. like 6 hours if i'm watching videos non-stop.
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Is there any word on ApplePay support outside the US?
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>>44075757
wanna elaborate on your form-over-function claim
are you that stuck on square watches
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What's the iphone 6 plus 128gb gonna cost around feb/march next year?
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>>44074975
>virtually worthless camera
>fits about 100 songs
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>>44075507
People keep dropping the fucking things (they are literally glass phones) and iphone customers typically have a shitton of issues with data. Some time ago, Apple released an update that tore through a lot of customers' data buckets.
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>>44075987
So can Aunt Agnes
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>>44062163
that's funny because just today I saw an iPhone 5s not running an app because "lel, low memory"
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>>44062566
>>
>tfw all that slight of hand pickpocketing and watch snatching you did as a teen is about to pay off.
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>>44062559
>iTunes
>works fine

are you sure you have actually ever used it? and hell.. iTunes IS pretty much borderline malware.. that being said you don't have to install all components to use something else, still it is really retarded when in other way older phones you can make the amazing feat of just dragging and dropping your files, futuristic technology I guess..
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>>44062566
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>>44076391
Gratz, and godspeed good anon. May the riches of the world be bestowed upon thee.
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>>44066818
I bet if you asked her she'd say it was from "card captors" and not "card captor sakura"
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>>44074646

That sounds like the goddamned nudges in Windows Live Messenger, which everybody are going to disable right away.
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>>44063298
Are you a fucking moron? The A8 chip is the best part of the phone, hell the A7 destroyed everyone last year and continues to be a beast. The A8 is going to wreck every shitty qualcomm and nvidia soc.
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>>44076623
You mean 1984 wouldn't be like 1984, right? Or are you too dumb to understand basic cultural references?
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>>44076961
Actually I haven't read it it's just an insult, so there.
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>>44063202
>le super kek maymay epin man

confirme for underage
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>>44061566
>yfw samshit charges about the same
>buying a gimmicky watch
>ever
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>>44063756
What kind of autistic mother fucker sits down and creates this shit
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>>44077209
one that said.. hey ! I had a phone like that 2 years ago!
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>>44064666
devil trips confirum
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>>44064427
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>>44065568
I'll be getting one.
My iPad mini 2 does not ever feel sluggish and that has the same amount of ram
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>>44070854
10 britbongs a month for unlimited texts, 100 minutes and 1GB internet. 12 to improve that significantly
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>>44061655
Your phone tells the time, my Patek tells my good tastes and high social status.

Stay pleb
>>
Why does The Verge love to suck Apple's cock so much?
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>>44061424
Reminder. The new apple phone has technology that is several years old.

IPHONE 6 is Deprecated.
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>>44061748
I dont even have an iphone but this is some next level anxiety
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>>44061618
>tfw I paid $50 for an Omega back in 92 and still use it every day
Feels good, man.
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well, apple is officially out of ideas
rip in peace sweet prince
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>>44077606
People thought that when they announced the Ipad. I'm pretty certain they're going to be successful no matter what they do.
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>>44062143
Get a redmi note or a oneplus one.
Spend the money you save on a hooker.
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>>44064580
>Biger than biger phones who don't need no ram.
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>>44077673
They're dying one year at a time.

They're worse than last year.
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>>44062107
I wear my watch when I shower...
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>>44077673
remember the iPhone 5C?
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>>44078006
But I thought the 5C is selling decently? Just not as good as what they expected but still not bad.
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>tfw Apple will slowly fade into obscurity because they cannot buy true innovation
neat
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>>44062391
Wut, m8 you just went full potato. The S3 is a great device, I own one myself. But it doesn't work as smooth as an iPhone
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>>44067560
hou je mond
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>>44063173
Comment of the year
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Nobudy kaes abat apul anymur. Kill stcky pls.
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EVERY YEAR, EVERY fucking YEAR, /g/ goes mental over apple unveiling their new phone. Why do you guys go out of your way to watch the conference only to complain about it? We know it's going to be shit, why watch it and give them the attention? Fucking lame.
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>>44062231
why doesn't p4k release a fucking dedicated app already
>>
Man, i really liked apple and waited for the new iphone 6. but it was not worth it, they fucked up really bad. i get the nexus 5 now.
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My Sandisk Cruzer Blade is not accessible and became write protected what should i do to make it back to normal
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>>44071780

NIGGER FOR FREE!
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>>44073593

the fgt down left looks like he has seen some shit.
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>>44072728
speak for yourself. the best part of an anonymous image board on the internet is NO ONE KNOWS IM A DOG. WAN WAN~!
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>>44078796
are you chinese?
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>Dual Domain Pixels in HTC One X

Will Apple sue HTC?
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>>44062326
Nailed it
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>>44062243
see
>>44064181

On Android, you can be 007 already.
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>>44062120
Thinkpad 16:9
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>>44061748
Fuck Android, Android is shit!

I use a Windows phone!
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>>44066827
>>44063589

Top nigger. Anybody from a furnished home knows to wear a watch on the left hand. Really, it's like you're animals.
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>apple releases anything
>The world shits itself

stay classy, world.
>>
SIRI = Steve Is Really Inside
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>>44061818
Didn't even need to shoop anything
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>>44074507
>free
Kek
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HOLY FUCK IPHONE 6 PLUS HAS A 1.4 Ghz DUAL-CORE. I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
http://www.gsmarena.com/apple_iphone_6_plus-6665.php
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>>44062830
I thought about responding directly to her comment... but then my whole upper body started to hurt.

Do you ever just see ignorance, and you want to call them out on it, but then you just hurt inside, and decide to walk away, because it's not worth it. Because there's no saving these people.
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>>44079397
Dude it's sarcasm. Your sarcasm detector is broken.
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>>44079387
The A7 seemed to be low specced but still outperformed the competition.
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>>44079489
>The A7 seemed to be low specced but still outperformed the competition.
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>44079530
He's right though, do you have anything to say about that?
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the concept of the apple watch is very similar to a 1 year old microsoft concept :
http://www.slashgear.com/microsoft-smartwatch-in-rd-tip-supply-sources-15277793/
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5s is the last true iphone

and it stomped most android phones in terms of benchmarks while you were all too busy counting megapixels and cores
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>>44079530
http://www.anandtech.com/show/7903/samsung-galaxy-s-5-review/7

View the CPU benchmark results.
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OP is a faggot.
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The watch would have to be really good for me to replace an automatic round watch with a bulky cyclocomputer. Which it apparently isn't.

The iPhones were expected. The payment system is retarded if it werks only on iPhone.

Anyway stocks should be falling more imo
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I love my 5s but that watch is retarded. It will be really easy to tell retards just buy that watch.
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>best personal computers in the world
>most advanced operating system

Was there anything at all that was not fucking subjective?
Do I understand correctly that in US you can call your product, whatever it is, the "best in the world" without FCC cutting your dick off?
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>>44079476
Oh thank god. I actually worry people are TRULY THAT IGNORANT sometimes.

But yea, my sarcasm meter has always been broken. It kinda works sometimes a little bit in person. But online, it always fails.
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>>44079682
It sounds like they're banking on "best" and "most".

They know they can say near whatever they want and no government organization will care.

Those organizations only exist to punish people like you and me for minor things.
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>>44079747
BAZINGA
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>watching this thread on my glorious note 3
>laughing at the pretentious super-innovative features
>I had most of them on my phone for months
life is good
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>>44079773
Bazongo!
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>>44079773
BAZINGA? You guys keep saying that, but not one anon has yet to tell me what it means.
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>>44073271
Same reason they didn't do the iPay...
iWatch sounds too NSA friendly, iPay sounds too shekalim
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>>44079798
Zimbango!
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>>44068253
holy shit you are autistic, maybe that explains where those genes came from since you obviously came from a poor family and weren't raised in a proper manner
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>>44079816
Is this like....

Are you guys speaking swahili? (If I spelled it right; You know, the african language)

I mean, first people started pulling that [german 'bless you' word that I can't spell] whenever someone sneezes... are we speaking african now?

I'll never get you people and your NEED to throw the words of another language into your speech, even though you don't speak said language
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>>44063589
> tie a tie
you from britgong or something?
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>>44068678
id say more like a fatty Ipod Touch 5g
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>>44061925
iCloud leaked sexy photos
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>>44068642
It's baconalia time.
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>>44079847
Habanga!
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>>44079916
You too. Have fun being edgy because you use non-english words.

I'm not going to be a hippocrit like you faggots. I only know english, so I only use english words. I don't throw in the words of another language, unless I can speak said language.
>>
If a phone company made a phone that was small (4 inch - decent pocket size), had amazing battery life and amazing responsiveness with very few bugs, they could literally take most of the smartphone market.

Do they even try?
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>>44079847
Did you even google "bazinga"?
Then do it and stop reminding me of that awful cringefest.
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>>44079976
>rocking with 5s
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>>44079946
Niasenglei.
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>>44079976
xperia compact
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>>44079989
>bazinga
Have now:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bazinga

Still doesn't make sense, though. Not according to this definition. I was saying my sarcasm meter has always been broken, and you say "bazinga", implying you've trolled me? (or done something clever)

Perhaps you should've googled it, because it doesn't make sense in this context.
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>>44079976
What is iPhone 5s?
>>
>>44061566
Yeah no way would I buy that expensive watch. I recently started wearing a wrist watch again and it already has a relatively deep scratch on it.
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>>44073634
Fuvking hell, i almost threw up
>>
postan in infinite applegaf thread
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>>44079784
>note 3
>life is good
said nobody ever
>>
>marketing threads are now being stickied
>even mods are now shilling for apple
why cant this board just die?
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>>44061801
>u2
>dadcore
>I'm old enough to be this anon's dad
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>>44080221
Apple keynotes has been stickied for years now.
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>>44079989
The Big Band Theory exists and millions of people find it funny. I'm sorry you forgot how to have fun.
>>
>>44080244
Big Bang*
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>>44080240
but you aren't unvirgin enough to be his dad, so why not have a good time with each other in a sexual sense?
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>>44080244
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME HAVE FUN, I ENJOY BEING BITTER FYI
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>>44062863
nice
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>>44080221
mootsteiner chokes on apples all day every day. He probably already pre-ordered his iWatch.
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>>44063173
bretty gud
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>>44080221
I got a 3 day ban for calling an obvious OnePlus shill out.

Welcome to /g/
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>>44079616
Dem apple gpus aswell
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>>44062058
Even BlackBerry phones have better hardware these days. What a joke
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>>44074806
NO THE CAT ISNT FUNNY I AM FOR POSTING IT
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>>44061582
wow so much exclusive
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Guises, guises, the A8 has the same performance as my i3 laptop.

> also, a much better GPU since powerVR crushes intel's HD4000
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>>44062767
You should prostitute yourself so you can afford the latest ishit, faggot
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>>44073271
>APPLE pay
>APPLE watch

I have a feeling it's just to keep APPLE in people's head, like Apple TV and stuff. I'd guess every future product that's a new line of products will be Apple something
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>>44080670
At WWDC'15 Apple will unveil their ARM-powered laptops. Just imagine a quad-core A8X clocked at 2.2 Ghz.
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>>44073271
Swatch has the trademark.
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>>44079946
Bizambimbo, you fucking moron.
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Let's start a reply chain!

I'll start.

I need consumerism, because doing my own research into my purchases is hard.
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>>44061636
Exactly, I swear Crapple is a religion. It makes no sense, like when they announced wireless charging and people went crazy. Do the plebs seriously not see the wire somehow? Why doesn't anyone call Apple on all the lying?
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>>44061636
You're right, U2 is terrible now, just terrible. I didn't mind some of their earlier stuff, but they have sucked hard for at least a decade.
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>this sticky is still here

Holy fuck mods.
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>>44081181
This must be a new record for "biggest thread on /g/".
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>>44081202
I'm sure that was the goal.

>Hey, the largest thread on /g/ was about Apple. See, Apple isn't so bad.
>We're not shilling, seriously!
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>>44081202
biggest thread was when PS4 came out. 200 thousand comments.
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>>44081299
There has never been a 200,000 reply thread in history.
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so, what was announced?
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>>44061424
>apple doesn't know how much
so they know wha you bought?
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>>44081299

Opening this thread already made my browser hiccup, I can't believe there'd be a 200k post thread
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relevant:
>nfc payments if they work outside of the US without jumping through hoops

irrelevant:
>everything else

bravo apple
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>>44081499
> if they work outside of the US

There's so much shit that doesn't work/has loads of features cut out of it outside the US, it's frustrating. I don't think the payment thing will work outside the US, I don't think this Health app shit is going to completely work outside the US, do all of Siri's features work outside the US? Fuck it
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>>44081454
If you were using Safari it wouldn't have had a problem
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>>44080670
>powerVR
feelio when I had a Kyro II, while everyone else had superior GeForces.
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is there a recap somewhere ?
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Free software is the best software.

No exceptions.

This thread sucks.
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The iPhone died with the iPhone 5, android has caught up. Apple has stalled, they are going to die slowly as the high end market plummets and cheap Chinese phones take over. the iWatch is still going to sell millions though.
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>>44071772
It means it has over 300dpi, Apple usually uses 326 but they use less on larger devices. It's a way for them to avoid comparing specs by using marketing, because they usually lose the spec war. ANY display of a high resolution is a retina display technically, but because it's Apple's buzzword nobody else claims it. Just like an Apple SuperDrive is a DVD burner. It tricks stupid people into thinking they are getting something unique when Apple buys all their components from China, same as everyone else. Same display, different marketing.
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>>44081753
This is what you Android poor people believe. Apple is better than any free or open software and it makes our lives easier because they know whats best for our lives
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>>44081847
0/10 I replied

Also, I don't own a tracking device.
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>>44081863
What phone do you use?
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>>44068352
>>>/pol/
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>>44081895
I don't.

I'm in uni and I can just use the phone at the front desk of my dorm if I need to.
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>>44062140
Not even an Apple shill, but you get to have the normal 32 bit registers + 64 bit registers, which usually increases performance.
The A7 beats the 801.
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>>44062140
If you're doing number crunching, it might.

Does the A8 or whatever have SIMD? That would allow for multiple operations at once.
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Chinkphones have 3GB of RAM now, Apple is falling behind.

I will enjoy my bloated webpages without my browser crashing.
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The hideous design of the Apple Watch is going three steps backwards, which is terrible because that means it's still okay to make fat watches since Apple is doing it.
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>>44082011
Browser crashing is a feature.
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>>44082019
"Do you hate when web pages have too much bloat or content that you don't really want to read? iCrash will now solve that problem for you (for a fee)"
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>>44080779
They're probably getting ready to ditch the iPhone series for the Apple Phone.
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How long is this going to remain a sticky for?
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>>44080356
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>>44082114
As soon as the mods think we've had enough Apple shilling for the time being.

>They don't do it for free,
>'cause the fucker's get payed to shill
>oh yeah
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>>44082114
Until you buy one.
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>>44069033
like run anti virus?
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>>44061566
Mine was $400 and it's just a regular analog watch. Fuckin plebs.
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>>44079052
eheheheehehehehe boioioioioioiooioioing
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the only good apple product is the ipad. they should just stop producing the rest.
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>>44062150
Moto 360 already had this

phandroid.com/2014/06/04/awesome-moto-360-designs
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>>44066690
or specially when they dont actually lose any money. It's literally free
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>>44073022
I'd bet a lot of money that the shitstorm (if any) would not come even close to that of muh female celebrities naked pics.
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Who the fuck wears a watch anymore?
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>>44061825
i swear to god, this is the new blast processing
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>>44063479
That's got to be all Asia, I hardly see any ads around here. And I doubt the 12 billion dollars figure.
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>>44074206
>while the iPhone provides, as it always has, a shit battery life
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So why does /g/ hate this again? generating one time use numbers is much more secure than using a credit card that only has one number
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You can actually pinpoint when in the thread posts from actual /g/ users started overwhelming the samefagging from the shills.
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>>44064559
No, Kirsten Dunst at least said that her verification questions were random numbers and letters she had written down, not guessable without MASSIVE brute forcing possible only by Apple's "infinite guesses" policy... and her account name was something other than the obvious, not firstname.lastname@apple. Based God either had to be NSA, Apple, or hacked root on the iCloud to get the master database file because otherwise guessing the usernames would be impossible.
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>>44064687
Moore's law doesn't apply to Apple, Apple advances about half as fast as the rest of the world. Thankfully, Apple users don't know or care how bad the specs are on their gear.
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>>44081572

Just like with Apple's stream :!)
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>>44083122
/g/ hates it because:
1. Fanboys are cheering when the "look how annoying credit cards are" movie ends because they're clueless idiots.
2. Google Wallet has been doing the same thing for a long time and Apple said they were retarded for doing NFC payments.
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>>44061558
My Samsung galaxy Fit.
Anyone can compete.
it's another matter if it can win or not.
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>>44061558
I just bought a samsung galaxy s4 with 2 year contract. It's a pretty decent phone with alot of things and of good hardware I of recommend it. i R8 8.9/10
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>>44079387
GHz ! = performance.
I'm not an iPhone user, but you kids are retarded. You want the the clock cycle to be as low as possible, while still having good performance. Higher GHz is not good on a phone.
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>>44083379
recently changed my GS4 for an iphone 5C.
no regrets.
ever.
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>>44070725
Does it even matter that it's $299 instead? The HTC and Samsung phones are selling for $99 less and are twice as powerful.

The internals of the new iPhone are economy level at best, and they're proving it as a luxury.
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>>44070734
Selling*, not proving
Sometimes Swype messes up
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>>44083507
>Higher GHz is not good on a phone.
Are you implying its bad?

Performance is determined by Hz, how fast the instructions execute (ARM, being RISC, will run slower than a CISC, at the same Hz, assuming you could create an equivalent program), how efficient the program is, and by what the program actually does. A program that accesses disk too much will probably be slower.

Also,

>You want the the clock cycle to be as low as possible, while still having good performance.

tl;dr You're wrong you stupid fucking shill.
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>>44083149
That you can.
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>>44083789
Let's go over this again: GHz does not mean performance. How many instructions you do per cycle is massively important. You do not do one instruction per cycle.

Broadwell at 2.6 Ghz for instance, will outperform an i3 4370 clocked at 3.8Ghz. It does many many more instructions per cycle.
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> My phone has better specs
> My phone has more freedoms
> My phone has NFC
> My phone has a better screen
> My phone has a better camera
> My phone has more features
> My phone has a better watch
> My phone has more app variety
> My phone can download songs on the phone
> My phone can watch and listen to music and video of all formats
> My phone doesn't need iTunes or any third party software to put music or other things on it
> My phone doesn't have a shitty battery

Give me a reason as to why I should ditch this phone and buy the iPhone 6+
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>>44083881
That's what I was saying. Hz isn't the only factor in performance, but that doesn't make it irrelevant.

ARM is a RISC and actually needs a higher clock rate in order to compete with other processors.

>You do not do one instruction per cycle.
On some architectures, you do.
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>>44083919
>ARM is a RISC and actually needs a higher clock rate in order to compete with other processors.
No. They don't. It's entirely the architecture of the chip itself, not the instruction set. And modern Intel chips are actually RISC chips with a CISC layer on top(the translation layer is where the "microcode" runs).


>On some architectures, you do.

All modern chips do this. My microcontroller does this.
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>>44083901
You'll make the shills happy :D
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>>44084008
A RISC requires more clock cycles to do what a CISC can sometimes do in one cycle.

Therefore, the RISC needs a higher clock rate just to keep up.

This started because you were defending Apple's shitty components for this expensive piece of shit phone.

Stop shilling.
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>Not waterproof. oh plz
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what is op's image referring to?
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>>44084064
>A RISC requires more clock cycles to do what a CISC can sometimes do in one cycle.
This is not true. You are pulling this out of your ass.
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>>44065931
Whoa, I need that.
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>>44062456
>Ellen's is sarcasm
But she isn't criticising Apple, so Apple fans boy still have a positive emotional reaction when reading her tweet and new potential customers see it as an endorsement of the brand (the tweet is a joke between friends, Ellen and Apple).

If you read around you'll find plenty of literature on how psychology is used to create marketing strategies.
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>>44072779
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>>44084231
RISC focuses on making a small amount of general instructions execute faster.

CISC focuses on making more complex instructions. Some things can be done in one instruction in CISC that would take a few in RISC.

As an example, a RISC would require you to load, operate on, and store the contents of memory. A CISC could do some operations without needing to load and store the memory in seperate instructions.

Apple's phone is shitty and they're being jews with the price for what people get. I know that applefags don't know good specs, but fucking come on.
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>>44084255
>what is big bubble
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>>44084367
Guy, RISC/CISC doesn't matter.

The chip does not have to do things in the most basic way. For one, even the earliest RISC chips did pipelining, which already meant the processor was doing more then one instruction at a time. The end result has to LOOK like that all happened individually, but it doesn't actually have to happen individually. These chips do use pipelining, they do use out of order execution, they do use predictive branching and predictive caching all kinds of optimization I don't even understand to get as many instructions running at the same time as possible. At the end of the day, you just have to spit out the correct response to whatever instructions you were given.


Stop pulling shit out of your ass, read a book.
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>>44084482
RISC also uses pipelining, ooo execution, predictive branching, and whatnot.

It seems like you're trying to move the topic away from Apple's shitty cpu to a more general discussion.

Nice try.

I will admit that I have a lot to learn about processors and I forgot about those optimizations, but none of this discussion changes the shitty specs of that phone.

Goodbye.
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>>44084537
You want GHz as low as possible to save battery. At this point, if you can lower the clock cycle, keep performance exactly the same, and save battery: DO THAT. My Moto G, my budget phone, can encode HD video in realtime. The performance wars are over, just give me more battery life(although, I typically get two days out of the Moto G, it's pretty good already).
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>>44072841
>NFC itself is actually revolutionary

>emv
>revolutionary
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>>44061582
iKek'd
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Can someone give me a non-BS answer as to why the iPhone 6 has 1 GB ram? I know all the trolls are nit-picking this out when obviously processor is more important than ram, but I can't understand why it isn't at least 2 GB of ram.
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>>44084678
remove u2 from title and release it as an anonymous LP and it'd be the polar opposite, kind of a nice metaphor for apple.... DEEEEP
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>>44074741
>he doesn't use a terminal on his phone
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Mods, how many shekels did Moot get to keep this sticky up? Is it a per post or per hour basis?
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http://listverse.com/2014/09/10/10-reasons-apple-will-control-the-future-of-mobile-technology/

lol
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>>44084825

Not sure what's funny. Everything noted is true.
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>>44084878
lol's aren't always funny they transcend everything
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>>44062740
That's incredible
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>>44062850
What's cringeworthy is you idiots that have no sense of humor and think they're being serious.
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>>44084810
enough for his yacht at least
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>>44084783
Apple is run by greedy fucks that know they can get stupid people to buy whatever they want.
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>>44085021
>Implying it's not still cringeworthy.
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>>44084810
I made the original post, do I get a cut?
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>>44084825

>they're combating the fear of theft

Fucking lol.
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>>44084878
>implying
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>>44084825

>tfw people actually believe everything this "journalist" says
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>>44074405
We don't want your pragmatic printing, Goy.
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>>44067091
>future-proofing a device that will be forgotten as as soon as the new one comes out.
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>>44065131
It truly doesn't matter on a device that most people just stick in a case.
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>>44061566
Just spent $350 on a regular watch lel
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>>44084878
LOL
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>>44082413
ayy lmao
>>
test
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>>44086126
that's another 10th of a hot pocket
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>>44073020
I like it. Make it happen.
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>>44073181
>?
How to type this?
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>everyone laughing at the "specs"
>everyone thinking that "specs" have ever mattered to any apple customer, ever
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>>44061424
2700th post get
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>>44086396
dammit
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>>44065887
your taste in girls is more terrible than your taste in phones
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>>44086416
aw yiss
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>>44086396
>>44086416
>>44086442
What the fuck are you doing?
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>>44083901
>Skeleton
and what phone is it ? if it is a samsung go to fuck off, even shittier than apple, others are ok
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>>44083201

Buying based on spec is like choosing where to shop because they have more powerful mobility scooters.

> mfw Android fans literally celebrate how sluggish and bloated their OS is and how much horsepower it needs just to stay competetive.

> mfw Android fans keep obsessing 'specs' because there isn't anything else to like about an Android phone.
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>>44064144
I use NFC payments with my Nexus 5 at least 3 times a day.
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>free U2 album

U2 are still alive?

wow it's like I'm in 2001 again.
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>>44062261
Yeah but you gotta buy a case for the goddamn shoe and nike+ isn't even included.
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>>44086396
>>44086416
>>44086442
>>44086456
tripfags, everyone.
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>>44062514
>STEVE JOBS
RIPE IN PIECES
DIED FROM EBOWLA ;'(
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>>44086776
yeah, they've been on like every ishit preview ever
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>>44063921
>aluminum better than plastic

not in my experience. aluminum dents a lot easier than plastic does.
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Just replying to add replies
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There is nothing wrong with Apple products, they're well optimised, they keep all their specs at levels high enough to make sure they don't lag, and they work well. Yes they don't have customisation and you have to buy all your apps and have to upgrade fairly soon, but for the price it costs to make the phone is great. What is not great is the Apple marketing team cheating people into paying £800 for a £450 worth phone when they could make a healthy profit undercutting all the Android competition.
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>>44087137
This

>mfw my faggot cousin dropped his fucking macbook on my closed dell laptop
>mfw it was the corner of his laptop
>shitbook bounced off my dell plastic and landed on a piece of cutlery sitting next to my pc
>dented his 3 day old macbook
>4 years later my dell is going strong with its user servicable parts
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>>44087161
>There is nothing wrong with Apple products, they're well optimised, they keep all their specs at levels high enough to make sure they don't lag, and they work well. Yes they don't have customisation and you have to buy all your apps and have to upgrade fairly soon, but for the price it costs to make the phone is great.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIL
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>>44087243
i would like to say that aluminium is better than plastic. my macbook is cracked to fuck just from wear and tear. also i service and repair macbooks for myself and family/friends and they are one of the easiest things i've ever worked on
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>>44061618
>You think that's expensive for a watch?

Yes, it is fucking expensive for a watch. It's not a $2000 Omega, but it's still in the luxury watch range.

Normal people don't pay more than $100 for a watch, and if they want something fancy, they still won't pay over $300 for one.
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>>44087280
>I upgraded the ram on my laptop
>I upgraded the processor on my laptop
>I changed the colour of the facia on the back
>did all this for less than $100
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>>44086776
>U2 are still alive?
>wow it's like I'm in 2001 again.

no, U2 after "achung baby" album are shit
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>>44087161
If they drop the price and undercut Android, it no longer feels like Apple is a premium product. Apple sells because its products look and feel premium (although the brainwashing and buzzwords helps too). People don't buy Ferrari and Lamborghini's because they are fast. They buy it because they are premium. It's a status symbol to show wealth.
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>>44087270
But they are. They work well and are simple to use, very good for people who don't download apks or use utorrent on their phone. But the phone is so overpriced it's not even funny, it costs $200 to make.
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>>44087437
They're marketing geniuses, managing to jew people out of all that money
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>>44087471
>it costs $200 to make.
No, the materials costs $200. Making it costs many, many more. You're not counting labor, manufacturing process, the design process, the engineers, the apple stores, the marketing, the patents...
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>>44087437
This, if it feels like a premium or a "business solution" people are ready to pay a shitload more than what it is worth
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>>44087384
MFW: My watches never seem to last more than 2 to 5 months, due to how hard I apparently am on them. So I usually spend around $20 on my watches. I've been buying the same model from armitron of like 4 years. I need a new one, just the other day the band broke or whatever.
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>>44087513
http://www.cnbc.com/id/101058725
Even after shipping and design, it would cost no more than $400 per iPhone, most likely less.
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>>44087553
Maybe more expensive ones would last longer, worth a try
Buy cheap, buy twice
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>>44087396
iDon'tcare

OHNOHEDI'NT
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>>44087553
My watch is my nexus 4 I got for £200, it's lasted me quite a while, lel
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>>44072394
I have one, really not satisfied with it. Battery, speed and camera are all shite. Wondering how I possibly chose this over an S4.
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>>44087553
Use the terrorist /g/ watch for daily activities. Use the armitron for social situations.
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>>44084783

More RAM:

a) Uses more components (costs more to make/buy)
b) Uses more physical space
c) Takes more electricity to keep it powered on (DRAM refresh, uses power just to hold data)
d) Encourages software to use more RAM, which then takes more power (e.g. nicer graphics textures take more storage space, slower to load from storage, works RAM and storage harder and uses power).

They have to trade cost, effort, battery life, necessity, space, and come up with some number. What, exactly, is pushing them to go to 2GB? Anything? Anything at all?

Honest question, iPhone sold about half a million iPhones a day, in 2014. How many sales did they miss out on, because of the 1GB RAM thing? How many more moneys would they get in sales if they spent the time and money and effort to go to 2GB?
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>>44069234
That's funny
My first watch was also a Fossil, which I also wore on my right wrist, despite being right handed.
I switched it to my left wrist because it made it hard as fuck to masturbate.
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>>44063173
I don't get it.
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>>44087715
HTC are a bit like Apple, make a pretty phone out of metal and hope people buy it
Samsungs are little better though, creaky phones, shitty looking, flimsy metallic painted plastic, and with so much bloatware the phone lags after a year
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>>44087732
That's the problem. iPhone users are all >muh lagdroid and Android users are all >muh iFag, so Apple knows at least 90% of their fans will consider to use iPhones whatever they're like. Meaning There's little reason to upgrade.
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>>44087471

And? How much do you think a half million dollar house costs to build? (hint: not half a million dollars).

How much do you think a $5k gold ring costs to make? (hint: nothing like $5k).

How much do you think Android phones are cheaper because the companies selling them are more charitable, more caring, and less interested in profit than Apple?
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>>44061950
from all the people on that image obongo looks the most like someone copied him in, way more than kermit
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>>44087827
>justifying getting ripped off by the biggest scam in technology
>iFags
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>>44087827
How big a profit margin do you think companies charge for their android phones? Hint: it's not 400%.
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>>44087827
So you think it's fine that people who know little about technology are being ripped off? A $500,000 house Doesn't usually cost $100,000 to build.
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>>44087899
The nexus 4 and 5 had -10% profit margins
Just putting that out there
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>>44087827
>iFag
>total fucking retard
>says anything to justify his overpriced underpowered shitty toy

Not even surprised.
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>>44087732

Honest questiphone, iPhone sold about half a million iPhones a day, in 201Ph0n3. How many iPhones did they miss out on, because of the 1GB RAM iPhone? How many iPhone moneys would they get in iPhones if they spent the iPhone and money and iPhone to iPhone to iPhone?

*Apple sold.

>>44087859
> the biggest scam

Someone has never had to deal with enterprise software licensing.

>>44087899

Why do you think that is? Samsung doesn't like profit? Samsung cares deeply about your ability to buy steak instead of ramen this month?

a) Companies that make Android phones don't want 400% profit so they lower the price to be kind to consumers.
b) Companies making Android phones can't charge 400% profit because not enough people would buy their products for that price.

Which is more likely?

>>44087902

I think it's weird but not unethical. Do you think buying a $1 lottery ticket is a ripoff because it costs much less to print?

Cost, price and value aren't all the same thing. You buy a thing, you like it, you accept the price. Why do you care what the maker paid? Wake up, sheeple, food *literally grows on trees!* And you dumb fucks pay money for it. It's a scam!
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>>44088115
c) Charging 400% profit would put flagship android phones over $2000, and nobody would pay that much.


Stay retarded iDrone.
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>>44088115
>Cost, price and value
And so, you proved that iPhones' cost is extremely lower than their price, and that their value is oversestimated.
Thanks.
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>>44088115
I choose the third option:
c) Other companies have engineers instead of marketers in charge of design and actually try to put new and current hardware into their phones instead of trying to maximize profit as much as possible by using decade old technology.
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>>44087974

> tfw make shit up and get called out on it.

>_>
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>>44088219
This.

Japanese electronics companies have always prided themselves in striving for excellence and innovation, a trait that fortunately carried over to some Taiwanese and Chinese technology companies, though unfortunately not all.

Apple is born and bred P.T. Barnum.
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>>44088219
Though to be fair, Motorola put an older processor in the Moto X and it ran like a dream because they were clever about it
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>>44088387
It was also priced $200 below other flagships. They stilll got some shit for that and went for 801 on the new X.
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>>44063110
>projecting
Everyone I've asked after the reveal said the Apple Watch looked like shit. This includes normalfags too. I showed them a picture of the 360 and they said it looks much nicer.
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>>44064977
>implying Rolex is a top watch brand
stay pleb
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>>44061524
moto x master race
great phone, and out blows high end phones out of the water
or wait for the new moto x, and compare in a store (plus, og x will be cheaper).
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>>44067372
>Mark my words. Nobody will buy that stupid fucking watch
You really think that? You really don't think that iFags won't go and buy the new watch to be trendy and hip? lel
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>>44069963
what did you expect? most of the posters on /g/ are jobless kids. $349 is a lot of money to them
>>
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>>44088844
>carrier contract price
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>>44068253
lel get a load of this faggot
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>>44062172
why would they be poor and unfortunate? they're rich, they have money to burn
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>>44062172
Only old money. New money got that way by not wasting money.
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>>44088162

That just turns the question around the other way. Why can't they build it cheaper and then sell it for 400% profit?

a) because they care about you and they don't like profit.

b) because they can't build a desirable Android phone for less money, so they are forced to trade-off more hardware and less profit.

And why aren't Android's lower prices and "better specs" forcing Apple to lower its prices to compete? That's how competition is supposed to work, isn't it? Higher price and more sales? "b-buh impossibru it must be illuminati brainwashing".

>>44088219
> Other companies [x] instead of trying to maximize profit

Suure they aren't trying to maximize profit. Samsung just tripped over $20 billion profits in 2013. No really, if they could make more profit on their phones ... they wouldn't!

Out of, like, principle or something. Linux Geek solidarity, maybe.
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Everyone I talked to is really impressed by their watch. I for one think the exchangeable armbands look cool as fuck.
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>>44061424
>apple sticky
topkek
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>>44061581
>their keynote wasn't that good

Well, then, apart from Google this year, which other keynote blew you out of the water then? You say their keynote wasn't good.

I think it was one of the best, along with Google, in mobile and Web based technology, but google i/o announced a lot more exciting things for the future.

I'd like to hear what keynote gave you the most excitement for the future. And don't even fuck in start with some small GNU conference held in some empty college room.
>>
Why the fuck is this still a sticky?

God damn mods.
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>>44068253

> So, in short, because I buy things for their function rather than as a status symbol, that in itself places me in a class of human above you. Irony abounds.

Look at how you tell us all about your purchase to reinforce your perception of your "status". You believe completely that your status depends on the things you buy or don't buy, not who you are.

You think your purchases are how to compare yourself to others. Look how you defend your "intelligence". With things you create and think about? No, with what you bought.

You aren't rejecting a $2k watch because you don't like it, you reject it because you're afraid people will /think you are stupid/ if you buy it. Because people will think you wanted a $50k watch but were /too pleb tier/ to buy it.

This is why you can't have nice things. You're too afraid you don't deserve them. That if you bought a nice watch people would judge you /unworthy/ of it. The shame. The embarassment. "Who are you to WASTE money on something you just LIKE? They saw you coming, didn't they? You IDIOT.".

So, in short, you buy things as a status symbol to prop up the feeling of being 'in a class of human above'. That's the function you're buying.

"I'm smarter"
"Serves as my calculator"

smarter.
can't do mental arithmetic.
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>>44089256
To prevent people making apple threads about the conference every five minutes?
Why are you mad about it.
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>>44077209
Trolls that know that apple tards are idiots to purchase dated technology for more.
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>>44089106
>And why aren't Android's lower prices and "better specs" forcing Apple to lower its prices to compete?
Because of retarded inbred retards like you.
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>>44062314
Heh, remember when Steve Jobs said that NFC was a useless technology?
>>
>>
>>44089983
jej
>>
Install debian master race.
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>>44089983
|e|
>>
>>44065573
pls

pls

wut
>>
>>44089983
kek
>>
My phone displays the time.
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>>44090537
So does my desktop machine.
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>>44090583
Could still use a watch though. I look at my arm sometimes and it would be handy if there were a clock there.
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>>44062314
>you will never be a hand model
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>>44088844
830 is not a flagship phone.
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>>44088844
Why is the 830 on this list and not the 930?
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>>44090990
Or a 1000-something?
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>>44091116
The Oatmeal is a horrible comic strip and you should feel bad for reposting it.
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>>44091379
my tastes > your tastes
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>>44065033
back to reddit you fucking faggot
>>
>>44066078
there are no thinkpad shills, only popular thinkpads are refurbished used ones, everyone knows the new ones suck like blackholes.
>>
>iphone 6
>LITERALLY a fucking nexus 4 with a different look

Oh my god, Apple. Hahaha.
>>
So what happened here? First the board got frozen and now it's back up but I can't post images.
>>
>>44091975
moot is working with the FBI to undo #fappening2014
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>>44091975
The NSA's finally moving to Phase 3.
>>
This sticky is now the official 4chan downtime discussion.
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>>44092058
Moot is a kike.
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>>44062024

>iPhone 6 has 128 GB

..as if that stupid bitch knows what a GB is.
>>
>>44062024
finally she can store all her gaga songs and remixes and instrumentals and acoustics and live performances in alac instead of pleb tier 256kbps acc
good for you, katy!
>>
>>44061424
Dear god, http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/
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>>44061558
The nexus 4 has almost identical hardware
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>>44061558
Have you really been on /g/ and NOT seen this overused image yet?
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Conveniently forgetting the three- or four-times geekbench scores.
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Would Steve ever have allowed this?

I don't so.

He was always about setting his own trends, not playing catchup to the clueless masses.

You are now aware that the iPhone would look like any other feature phone if Steve had died in 2000.
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>>44063208
I have an iPhone 4s too and bought an Nexus 5 about half a year ago.
I'm using them side by side an it's working out pretty good.
>>
>>44088585
They have all ranges of prices, and even if they are not the head of the complications market, you can ask a patek engeneer if rolex is mechanicaly bad and he'll say no.
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>>44061702
That apple guy
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>>44062093
1999
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>>44062271
Time to cut of celebrity fingers ?
>>
>have 4S
>6 is basically no improvement
>bigger screen is actually a downside to me

So, the 5 should suffice, right?
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>>44062314
Can't even stop nude from leaking and they think i will trust them with my bank account
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>>44062984

Most LG phones are made in Korea you mong.
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>>44092863
This is true, in the good old days Apple released a new product and then it was a question of how long until Samsung copy it.

Smartwatches and big screen phones have already existed for a couple of years and now it was a question of how long until Apple do their own version.
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>>44062559
Shilling this hard
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>>44094557
>Apple
>Paying for the support of a website that hacked them
Being this delusional. People like iPhones, it's not some sort of fucking conspiracy that Apple polluted our precious bodily fluids. They look good, they are well built, they work well as phones and they have decent software. There is no logical reason to abhor iPhones other than trying really hard to be a special snowflake.
>>
>>44064923
>using spotify
lel
>>
Has anyone moved from Android to iOS?

I used iOS with the 3GS, switched to Android with the Galaxy S3 and I am considering moving back to iOS with the iPhone 6.

I like Android, but it is still #2 in Apps, still has problems with memory usage and being slow,. I own a rMBP and the intergration is nice. I just wish Windows Mobile had more support. It is clearly the best, but Apps matter a lot.
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>>44062849
Except without the risk of other people using your cards or cash. Not a bad change at all.
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>>44063659
some minidisc players get your mouth of steve jobs cock
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>>44063659
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_digital_media_player

The first mp3 player was out 4 years before iPod.
Even Creative beat Apple to the punch.

Apple never innovate, they just slap shit in a nice box for the mouthbreathers to wank over.
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>>44092403
iPhones don't support alac you pleb.
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>>44062314
>chase freedom
>>
Watchfag reporting in. HAs anyone discussed how easy it would be to crack this screen? Taking a tumble off my bike will almost certainly shatter it.

I wear a G-Shock nowadays and I love it. I have an active lifestyle.

What has Apple done to allay my fears of screen crack?
>>
>>44094822
honestly i use an android phone (s4) and an ipad air and iOS7 is pretty shit

all those things apple says they're better at - they're really not

it's seriously less stable than my phone, and while the browser is fast, it simply can't handle more than 5 tabs

it fucks up more than you'd think (losing internet access while still connected, native apps just freezing up, blank screens etc.)

it's definitely not the 'better life experience' apple and their shills would have you believe
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>>44095562
>how easy it would be to crack this screen?
It is sapphire crystal, are you of a simple mind?

>I wear a G-Shock
of course you are.
>>
What kind of autistic manchild would wear a watchphone? It looks like you're a 5 year old kid wearing a calculator watch.
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>>44095601

so its impervious to scratches?

stop being a cunt and just be nice for a change.
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>>44095562
you need one of these protector things from the 80s. I love how that interface looks. it is beautiful and it looks new and innovative. and that tiny watch face in the middle is all of the screen real estate you would ever need dedicated to the time. all of the other apps should be giving you info in real time tho - like the weather and date and movie scores and news updates. i like the one with a white band better. it looks like something a nasa astronaut would wear on the moon.
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>>44065973
>>44065814

>stoked to order a drone

yea, yea...
Get the flying down first and good luck finding a commercial UAV that is easy to fly that supports any payload at all.
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>>44095610

thats what they said about tablets in 2009 nigga
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>>44061424
http://techcrunch.com/2014/09/10/wtf-is-a-u2

So what's the deal with this?
>Apple forcing people to download a U2 album for free
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>>44095562
at least they didn't use sapphire
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>>44095638
>so its impervious to scratches?
Nothing is.

It's sapphire crystal, thus as strong as any good watch.
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>>44095601
have you ever heard of sapphire before the rumours? it's very very easy to shatter/crack at these sizes, much more so than gorilla glass.

>>44095669
it's as impervious as possible at this point. sapphire really is crazy hard to scratch, in general, you wouldn't encounter any material in daily use that could
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>>44095666
>downloading albums
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