>6 foot Asian visiting Jakarta (average male Indonesian is 5' tall)
>Every swipe is a match
>Bang 6 girls in 6 days
Now, granted none of them were knockouts but they were fresh as fuck, as creepy as it is to describe vaginas that way. Not OP btw
>there are beta males on this board who actually use tinder unironically
>drunkely installed tinder last night
>Went throught 100 matches, "no match"
did i do something wrong? Is this normal? I did not have any text and was with a girl in my profil pic (don't know if that's negative?). I also did not chose "posing pictures" of mysel , but i noticed pretty much everybody else did..
Bro, just pay 5 bucks get tinder pro.
Get flamite, and put the option to always swipe right for you.
You'll get 50 a day. Ignore the uglies and bots. You probably get jackshit because you try to put yourself in a pedestal and have some shitty standard when you're a pathetic fat ugly piece of shit who still lives thanks to your parents funds.
I found my current gf on tinder when I had a bathroom selfie shirtless. I guess I got like 1 match every 2nd day or something, but it worked better than any other pic. Just go with it if you're okay with female friends irl occasionally seeing you on there.
>I guess I got like 1 match every 2nd day or something
oh thanks lord. i was seeing all of these >20 matches a day and thought that i am legit ugly and have no chance of fucking....
the first day i signed up to pof i got like 14 matches, and then the number dwindled to 3 and 2 the next day and then 1 and now i get only 1 or 2 a week if they arent bots. it is very disheartening. im not an r9k but looking at my situation from an objective standpoint, i might as well should be.
If brianna is the girl on the left then I need you to do me a solid OP and just cut contact with her immediately. I never knew it until now but she is my perfect soulmate and I need her to still be a pure angelic virgin when destiny brings us together one day so that we can lose our virginities together amd live happily ever after for the rest of eternity. Cheers mate, I hope you understand
she pretty qt, would date
but so far no girls have sent me a first message, i haven't sent any either though.
>be lanklet, skinnyfat, average face
>have only some standard pics
>0-1 matches per day
>switch profile pic to picture with ex
>5 matches a day
>banged 3 within a month of switching to other pic
Online dating puts 5/10 females on a pedestal because of the distribution of an 80% percent or so of online dating/hookup app users being male and the majority of them are thirsty betas. I was the same way on POF I'm a pretty good looking guy and catch women miring left and right at the gym/school but when I hopped on the Internet to fuck skanks I only got about a 40% response rate. Had I approached some of these women in real life they would have been drooling over me since some of them were quite average. Most women on online dating apps are just there for the attention they don't recieve in real life anyways. Sucks man unless you have model tier facial aesthetics I think all these tinder/ pof apps are a waste of energy, salty I'm too much of a coward to cold approach women in the real world but honestly not making your world revolve around women is the best route. It's been my experience that women come and go and as of now I'm yet to meet one I would even consider settling down with long term.
>Online dating puts 5/10 females on a pedestal
true, but really just be glad you can bang a 5/10 because why not lol. They're the ones giving up free sex to strangers, you have nothing to lose as long as you use condoms.
>tries tinder for the first time
>get matches instantly when i swipe right
>says hi to the girls
>they rarely respond
>turns on "men and women" in discovery
>super likes every minute
>phone blows up cause of the guys super liking
and the guys are realllly nice too. not what i expect. actually met up with this one guy he was really nice AND i got free food and drinks.
nothing happened. he was really nice and i thought hes gonna bring me to his house or something after we drank but he just dropped me near my house. i thought all gay dudes just think about fucking but im wrong.
I remember some bi anon telling how tinder was a nightmare, but he'd go to grindr, set up 3 dates in one week and end up rock climbing, surfing and fucking with some grindr bros the entire weekend
>there are men on this board passing on a minimal effort free pussy app
yeah i think he got that vibe too.cause i might look too good to be true for him but i actually kinda liked talking to him we had lots in common.
he texted me when i got home and said well meet again but hes out of the country til now i think so were not talking.
1st- you wont have appeared in a lot of girls swipes yet so they'll start to come through.
2nd. Sort out your profile, mine was awful to begin with, i got a friend to sort it out and the matches come in regularly now.
>Group photo first so they have to delve deeper into your photos.
>Then one of you looking smart, suit or shirt maybe.
>Maybe one but only one of you looking /fit/, so topless but a holiday picture not a fucking mirror shot.
>Then some of you having fun or doing some activies or with a dog!
Once i did this the matches were so much more it was silly.
thanks for the tips bros (eespecially the last one) i got 4 matches now. All of them pretty cute desu. Here i go
Just do it bro. I used to procrastinate stuff like this all the time (still do): Waited forever to get a haircut, go to the gym for the first time, asking girls out. Just do it now or you never will.
I dont have any pics saved of me that would make good tinder pics. Surely there are people who were in the same boat as me, so how did you guys aquire decent pics? Did you just ask friends to take pics of you at interesting moments of your life, or did you stage them by yourself to make it look like other people took them? I dont get a lot of opportunities to have nice photos taken of me but I still want to fug girls. Tell me
>usually 1-2 matches daily with tinder
>post a pic with abs
>turns to 7-8 daily
>use tinder for like 1 month
>get decent amount of matches, but at certaint point, girls stop writing
>suddenly match with a psychopedagogist
>she start talking to me
>she immediately responds
>at certaint point, she ask my phone number
>the same day
Im scared /fit/
Doing pretty well
Only met up and fucked 5
Went on dates with 20 Max
You either click together and talk, or don't. A lot of girls unmatch you after getting to know you bit, don't bother being nice just trt and get that first date.
The girls you don't care about either way you can usually get nudes out of by being a douche as they enjoy the rare attention
>get on tinder
>only profile pic is of my body and legs and i'm wearing a shirt and tight long johns
>bulge looks juicy as fuck
>get loads of matches
>grills literally saying "oh boy you've got a battleship"
>one woman literally messages me "i want you to fuck me!"
>think it's fake
>talk to her a little
>show her my face pic
>after ten minutes she gives me her number
>we talk on the phone
>i'm like "is this really you from tinder"
>she sends pics to confirm
>talk about sex
>she's open to literally anything
>fuck her a day later and get to throatfuck her, fuck her ass, have her rim me, choke her, spit on her, basically do whatever i want
>she swallowed my cum
>this is just one example
>in the past three weeks i've fucked 6 different women
>4 of them are regulars
>mfw my dick isn't even that big (it's only 7.5")
Brehs tinder is the real deal
Use it it's easy to get laid on this shit
Many women on this app want it as much as you do
I think on average maybe the ones who are in their 30s/40s maybe want it more (there are some insaenly hot milfs/cougars on that app)
We're all gonna make it brehs
tfw black and only get laid when I play up my stereotype
Literally just copy and paste future lyrics and dumbass white girls eat up and send nudes.
can't even meet a girl who likes fleetwood mac and steely dan. Stopped telling girl I'm in college for computer science and just went with graphic design
females are dumb
I know that feel. It's a sad reality.
go to a pool if you don't have one in your place go to a random good hotel and enter as you are a guest and go to the pool there, adjust the timer and there you go, shirtless picture that looked like someone took for you
Apparently she's a part time model too. Neat
Don't freak out, give her her number, and enjoy your date.
The cutest girl I've ever seen asked for my number in less than 10 messages or so. I created my profile at about 8.30am, by 11 I had around 10 matches and a date lined up.
This was last summer. I recently gave tinder another try, and it was much less successful, but I still managed to fuck a few decent looking chicks, and a pretty damn hot 43 year old. Pics depicting you rock climbing shirtless go a log way, apparently.
>Go to gay clubs with gay friends
>Dance with girls all night and get hit on
>So much easier to pick up girls
>Get hit on by dudes but none get mad when you tell them you're straight
Everyone's nice and even going every week it was always fun and fresh
Go to gay clubs anons
yes, it's big faget
Are you autistic or just retarded? Average is around 6 inches, everybody knows that. 7.5 isn't HUGE but it's big and everyone fucking knows that too, like literally everybody. "onlly 7.5" what a load of bullshit, you're like that kid in middle school who was really got at drawing but constantly critiqued himself to get people to compliment him.
I'm around 7 ++ myself (which is also above averag) in case anybody wanna call me butthurt or something
Eventually I got her number, which is pretty fucking neat. Won't be surprised if she flakes tho
lol, just chill the fuck out. Tinder is a great way to get laid fairly easy. Sure the adventage is for woman, and uglier chicks can ride the betamaletrain. But there's still a chance of getting laid with a okay - looking woman (and hot ones too, if you're lucky/good loooking/smooth) and it takes no effort at all; just send a couple of messages now and then and see where it leads.
Who the fuck cares if some woman use it for validation, it's just something to do while on the bus, tube, grabbing a coffe etc that greatly increases your chances of getting laid.
the tough act isn't working for you bro, reaks of insecurity
>everyone lying about getting laid
>getting cucked this good
LOL you have just as likely a chance of getting laid as any other dating site or going to the bar. You faggot.
I posted an album on reddit once and asked people to rate and also asked why i wasn't getting any matches on tinder- people were calling me a 6-8 and were flabbergasted at my inability to get matches.
Granted only 15 or so people rated me, but my responses on reddit were better than most.
I won't post my face here, but why is it that I don't get matches?
I can only get like a couple a week now, it used to be more like 10.
I have only selfies, a shitty group picture, a picture with my sister. No outdoors pics, no shirtless pics, no parties or formal events.
I was seriously unaware, man.
Thought i was just average in size.
I mean the few dicks i've seen in my life were all pretty much the same size as mine. Those were of course flaccid, so that might be why.
Sorry to have hurt your feels by being surprised fellow bigdick :(
sorry bro, i don't know why i'm yelling at people on the internet
i saw a post about this on 4chan once. I think some guys are just too average looking and therefor gets ignored, like the girl has so much to chose from, so a lot of them are gonna pick the hottest guys. You could try to tune your profil a bit, add a shirtless picture, at picture of you with some friends etc. Seems to work for most people, just add something to make you look more interesting and pictures that makes you look as hot as possible
>1k fat girls
>1k dudes looking to see dick pics
>0 people actually had sex with him
Tinder viral marketed the fuck out of everyone about 2 years ago. Conned everyone into thinking everyone was getting laid! So much sex! when in reality its a female ego boost app.
Tinder is shit where I'm from. It's a small town so it's just the same 20 sluts every single time I redownload it. Slept with a handful but now I'm getting nothing but validation-whores.
Someone needs to make a new tinder that fat chicks won't sign up for.
Can I improve my facial aesthetics at age 20 by forcing on the palate with my tongue several hours a day and making sure I don't mouthebreathe when sleeping?
I just need to start changing the sheets more often- my nose has been clogging at night recently and I wake up with a dry mouth- fuck
I don't understand. /Fit/izens say they upload pictures of just their quads or glutes. Don't you have to upload those pictures to Facebook to use them on Tinder?
Do y'all have pictures of your legs just chilling on your Facebook?
Genuinely curious here
Just upload the photos to a private album. This literally gets asked 2 or 3 times every Tinder thread.
I just remade my facebook because I don't use it anyway. Then I realized I could make my pictures private. You really should've known that if you are a normie who actually uses facebook.
It all makes sense now. I think girls' sexual desire is determined by their ovarian cycle. When they are ovulating, they subconsciously want to get knocked up by Chad. After that, they want a guy who can provide resources. I suppose "Mr. Perfect" is rich Chad.
Tbh, the face book tie in is probably what keeps most girls off of tinder. I mean, if you're a girl, you care a lot more what your social circles think about you than if you're a guy, and if you happen to be of a more "good girl" background, the last thing you would want is your big name attached to your hook up app related misadventures.
You have a losing attitude brah. Tinder should make you want to improve yourself by becoming more attractive. You should want to get to a point where you start matching with the really attractive females.
If there is any possibility that you could match with more attractive females than you are currently matching with, why would you not try to improve? Best case scenario, you succeed. Worst case scenario, you become more attractive in real life. You should always try to reach your full potential.
>You should always try to reach your full potential.
Im not using tinder, if i wanted to talk to bots id just do that instead. ill prolly never use tinder unless they in some way adjust the imbalance in dating (id settle for 50/50)
I am working to reach my potential but online dating and such things is mainly for girls since there are a shitton of guys looking for girls there
any point in tinder if you are 30+?
I used to be fat when I was younger, now im in the best shape of my life but older. at least I look young (babyface is paying off now, I guess).
im not rich, not poor, nor want to be a sugar daddy. but im in great shape and looking to meet people.
I was talking about reaching your potential within Tinder specifically.
When it comes to reaching your potential in general, there's no reason to find dates both in person and online. Swipe for ten minutes a day, get some matches and then message them. It's easy. There's nothing to lose and easy lays to gain.
>I am working to reach my potential but online dating and such things is mainly for girls since there are a shitton of guys looking for girls there
It's like that everywhere.
Because of the advantage females have on Tinder, they can swipe men who are several years older and match them. Someone like me who is mostly average with a couple good features can comfortably match with below average girls my own age and fairly good looking girls who are three or four years younger. I would guess, if you actually are attractive and successful, you will have no problem at all and may even be a hot commodity.
yeah but whats my age range?
if im really fit, how young can I go? im really trying to avoid older girls cause they want to get married/have kids and im not interested in that in the near future.
I just want to have fun, you know?
I don't know for sure, but I would not at all be surprised if you matched with a wide age range. From teens to your own age. If I can match women over thirty who are almost ten years older than me then a female in the same situation should not have a problem.
>When it comes to reaching your potential in general, there's no reason to find dates both in person and online. Swipe for ten minutes a day, get some matches and then message them. It's easy. There's nothing to lose and easy lays to gain.
Well there is just my confidence and self loathing to lose and gain respectivly.
The gain side is very slim, girls have their "im not interested" attitude and i dont know how to break it
Not for me. I don't think its ideal anyway. When they come to your place you control the date and you can gradually guide her to your bedroom. She doesn't have to worry about anything and can just have a good time on the date, which is usually what women want.
If you want younger girls they are all going to be in your situation, which is something you should think about. You're going to have to plan on working around when your roommate is home and not home.
>The gain side is very slim, girls have their "im not interested" attitude and i dont know how to break it
Well that attitude is exactly what it sounds like. That's what a girl acts like when she is not attracted to you. Instead of attributing that response to some aspect of femininity, consider what you can do to make yourself more attractive to them. After all that is the only thing you can control. Become more physically attractive and get a more daring outlook.
>girls have their "im not interested" attitude and i dont know how to break it
Not him, but I don't know either. I just fuck with the girls who aren't interested. I've only found a handful of girls who were interested in me, and only one interested enough to sleep with me on the second date. This was in China though. In America, I've found only one girl willing to meet to be friends, and she's Lithuanian. The standards for men are much higher in the West, and the standards for women are low compared to Asia. An average looking guy with an unlikable personality like myself would probably have to settle for a fat black chick if I wanted a girlfriend that badly.
oh my god me too
I have a master's in engineering for god's sake
>Become more physically attractive and get a more daring outlook.
Well i am trying, lifting is going good but planning to make good money when i finish school too so it should increase chances up from zero
good tip bro
desu I've hooked up with several tinder girls. Fucked 2. None of them felt "normal", only one was hot and an entitled little bitch from a rich family, with shit for brains and we started arguing about politics/religion after we fucked then we mutually realized we hated each other. Sex was good though, but I won't call her again.
Anyway, I'm done with Tinder. I feel there's too much shit to wade through, it's full of attention whores who want you to follow their insta and then ignore you. And the ones that match are usually landwhales with pics that trick you. I always end up feeling guilty for using it, feels like "cheating" in a way and it is generally only good to lower your self-esteem (being ignored by hot chicks and appreciated by ugly ones desperate for dick). Also, none of the girls that are worth the effort are on Tinder.
Tbh, you're better off meeting girls irl, connections develop faster when you can look them in the eye. I'm happy I met this amazing girl on a new year's party and the best thing I've got from Tinder are a couple of batshit crazy bitches to send dirty snapchats to and fap.
This desu. You will get free drinks from dudes and they won't get mad when you say your straight, lots of qts to flirt with. Gay bros are cool too, I have made a few friends at gay bars
We're all gonna make it brah.
Anon posted something one time which describes the attitude you want on Tinder perfectly. In every interaction you should say things where you are risking getting instantly btfo. In other words things that are so forward that you are honestly in doubt whether you will get a response you actually want or you will get immediately unmatched. Be controversial and funny. Have the same attitude you have when you shitpost, where you're having fun and you know there are no real consequences. It's the same thing.
>Who the fuck cares if some woman use it for validation, it's just something to do while on the bus, tube, grabbing a coffe etc that greatly increases your chances of getting laid.
only reason ur so calm about it and u say this is because u get a fair amount of matches that actually respond, meanwhile other anons like me gets dipshit
Tinder is good for nothing here in Belgium. The girls always end up looking considerably worse in real life. I always end up feeling disgusted after getting laid. I wish I had a gf, then I would delete this cesspool of an app asap.
>...as you sit there, with your dick in your hand, replying angrily on a Mongolian image board.
Not clenching my jaw, just thrusting the tongue harder than usual into the palate
Persistent force= potentially reshaping the maxilla, despite being past puberty
Obviously it will be a slow process but definitely possible
Strengthening the muscles of the jaw and tongue will make my mouth to stay shut tight while sleeping too, as an added benefit
r u me?
I guess I'll follow this advice then
yeah I know a girl who goes on dates mainly for food and fun, she hasn't actually had a boyfriend in over a year but she's been on plenty of dates.
If a guy were doing the same thing (going on 15+ dates but not getting a gf) he'd be on suicide watch
I should mention that those 15+ dates are probably between 5-7 guys. She'll go on two or three with each dude and then end it for whatever reason.
I don't think she fucks the guys either (inb4 /r9k/ "all women have sex 24/7 no matter what blah blah blah")
by some miracle a decent looking high test girl is talking to me she said we should go for food or coffee. i filled with panic and havent replied in 2 days. i know that she will discover i am a loser with nothing going on if i went on the date is there anything i can say in this situation?
How does it feel? You must really enjoy being a woman.
>decent looking high test girl
Why is it so hard for you people to just say chubby
Because I have a small penis and I want to find some kind of correlation between dick size and success, so I can subconsciously cuck myself. I don't know why this is happening but I need it to stop.
I don't know why I can't become confident. In the last year I've bulked 30 pounds and managed to get a stable income. I'm literally living my dream life right nowand I'm not confident enough to enjoy it. I hope things work out for us bro
You have to try. I know it's scary but there's literally no other way you can learn except failing. You have to put yourself out there and fail and learn from your mistakes. Eventually you'll learn to not give a shit
Please post your face or at least post your faces.ethz.ch/ rating...
I want to know if I'm just ugly as fuck, have bad pictures, have a messed up account, or live in a bad area to get matches.
>Average is around 6 inches
when did it stop being 5"
Remember when /fit/ used Jeff Seids pic in Tinder and pretty much had every girl in 50km trying to match him?
Good times, show's joof is peak perfection
>Go on Tinder date earlier today
>shes fat IRL
>has cutting marks all over her fucking arms
Jesus christ, never again. I've dated maybe 30 girls off TInder and only two of them were actually genuinely cool and interesting
>have a 7.2 x 5.5
>people tell me I look like pic related
>be popular with all races except for westernized Asian girls
too bad I've left humanity and stopped caring for myself because of severe depression and mommy issues
lucky that is one of the handsome asian actors, not many of those. What caused your depression? I was feeling really down due to a heartbreak but I just lifted and felt much better.
living with mom, actually.
It sucks. She really plays the guilt and mental games to keep me under her wings and everytime I try to get out, she does all of this shit to me. Also, she knows I'm not into Asian girls and tries to shill Asian girls onto me even though I tell her Americanized Asian girls pretty much hate me
I contemplate on shooting myself every single day
no, but if I actually bone press it's like pretty close to 8
but bone pressing is such bullshit and you might as well be honest about your real size because once the pants are down, the difference between 8 and 7.2 is pretty noticeable
I jelqed for a few months but honestly all I got off of it was more veins on my penis
it's all genetics, friend. i was stuck at the lower end of 6 but grew a little over an inch in the past two years
no, I'm not rob. You are lucky you got out, I'm still here at 21 and I really wanting to fucking kill myself and leave my mom forever desu. She does everything for me, but it's just a ploy to keep her baby (me) and retirement plan
I'm getting a job soon so I'll move out silently one day
i would destroy ur dyel ass with my throbbing cock no homo
i'm to scared to use tinder or have a girlfriend. obligation to other people kind of scare me, especialyl cause they're not like my guy friends where they're gonna pretty much always be around.
nigga you got a job?
if you do just move teh fuck out
after a few weeks of ignoring her call you wont remember her
i had the same shit happen to me
i moved the fuck out and into another city
the only time i ever hear from my mom is if im willing to pick up her calls
of course i do pick up her calls now that she calmed down about all that shit
I'm getting one soon
22 an hour and once I'm accepted to nursing school and graduate I'll work 3 days a week whenever I want while making twice as much as my wagecuck friends
and yeah, you have good advice
but it's really hard to change after being brainwashed forever T_T
slowly gaining the courage, I can't change my life suddenly like you guys, I am a very cautious man
Fuck you then. You're on a board about improving oneself. I developed allergies and got hit in the nose by a baseball at a young age and ate lots of processed foods, which ultimately bumped my face and height down several notches.
You think I should just not try to improve myself and work with what I have?
Fuck you Simon.
This is all I have from the thread by the way, I just remembered I had it.
Fuck yes lmfao
there are real good girls. you gotta look in the right places. clubs, obvious slut colleges, and suspicious places aren't the right places to look. there really are the NEET counterpart girls. I've had a few myself and they even let me cheat on them almost openly
but honestly, I get hilariously mentally strained by relationships and find them extremely restricting. I really don't know how you guys stay in relationships so long and also want them so much. I am impressed at the couples who stay for years.
Dunno. I didn't start using tinder until April 2015 anyway. They also had a moments feature, like Snapchat, where you upload an image that is viewable by all your matches for 24 hours, but they got rid of that a couple months ago.
>just some weeabo trash cosplayer
I fucking lost it...
>Had just normal pictures of me, like facebook profile pictures.
>Get a very average response. Like every now and then i got a match.
>Got bumbed out by this, decided to try something different.
>Deleted my account, and started again.
>Put up a profile pic of myself in scrubs with the stethoscope around my neck (medical student here)
>Tinder was on fire. I got like 40 matches the first 2 days.
They gold diggin'? I guess not since you'll be in debt for the next 30 years
Im Icelandic, uni is almost free and our student loans are very manageable.
I think it's more of just a status thing.