Anyone else started groping their ass like they grope a womans

Yep. My ass feels pretty nice.

>>35628503
I shagged a bi girl and she said I have a better arse than most girls, pretty happy with that

My roommate's girlfriend bitched me out the other day because I had a better ass than her. I just laughed at her the whole time she was screaming.

I did until I started cutting, and realized i just store most of my fat in my ass.
still nicer than most chicks, but beating someone who sits on their ass all day isnt an accomplishment

>>35628503
Sometimes I check the ass of some of my female friends and with few exceptions everyone has a flat or small ass compared to me. Feelsgoodman?

>>35628503
Especially with a freshly shaven buttocks and some skin cleanser/exfoliant.

>>35628989
you just made the thread go from questionable to full blown gay

Why do girls like to have flat and untrained ass?

>>35629081
How to get nice ass pls

>>35629081
What? Have you seen a girl workout programme lately? It's all squats 25xF because they focus so much on the glutes

>>35629094
skwat

>>35628503
How much success do you think I would have with a tinder profile that's a pic of me from behind in tight-ish pants that says "you must be this bootylicious to ride the ride"

>getting dressed for my bjj classes
>wear some compression legging because it is winter
>but before I put a sweatpants over the legging for my drive I go to the kitchen and refill my water bottle
>on my way to the kitchen I pass my roommate and her girlfriends sitting around drinking wine
>I hear 'Anon has a really nice ass' and some giggling
>refill my bottle and on my way back to my room I look at the one who said that with a smirk and say 'Thanks'
>more giggling

>>35629058
kek

>>35629271
"I know" would've been better, just so you know.

pretty joocy ass tbqh senpai desu baku senpai

>>35629510
I'll keep that in mind for the next time.
Still waiting to drop the "Wii Fit and Zumba" line.

>wear hoodie
>have wide hips genetics
>most pants and shorts show off the size of my legs because modern fashion is meant for twink fuccbois
>had to grow out a beard to stop dudes from coming behind me and thinking im a grill


also
>work as a PT
>get clients that say "I needed help with my legs, and I saw your legs, and realized you were perfect to help"
>have chick clients say "I wanted to work on my ass and when I saw yours, I knew you were perfect for the job"


also also
>like chubby girls
>get mostly girl clients
>help them lose weight
>transform them from high test qt to cardio bunny
>life is suffering

>>35629628
>have chick clients say "I wanted to work on my ass and when I saw yours, I knew you were perfect for the job"
ayy caramba que dolor

Wish I stored more fat in my ass but I'll take what I can get. It's nice as it is.

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>>35629628
Can I get nice hips by lifting? I know I can get a nicer butt, but I'd wish I could be more hourglass.

>>35628503
I do have a pretty nice arse, feels better than any girls I've ever grabbed. My girlfriend loves it.

>>35629710
Getting thick comes with curves

>>35629710
Not him, but do ab vacuums. They pull in your waist, accentuating the hips.

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>>35629736

>>35629747
More bodyfat would be nice, but still sexy.

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>>35629768
She's honestly not gaunt at all

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>>35629510
>>35629271
>refill my bottle and on my way back to my room I look at the one who said that with a smirk and say...
>"I happen to know my gluteus maximus is optimal for aesthetic purposes..."
>I turn around and start walking away
>"...for you, my lady."

>>35629736
I'm already on chubby side, not fat, but definitely I am bit chubby. Would it be better to get more thin before trying to add some curves?

>>35629738
I've seen it once, but didn't believ it would work. I'll add it to my stretching routine again.

Thank you guys for the help

>>35628571
I have striations in my ass. I wouldn't say it feels nice to grope. Just a slab of pretty hard meat.

>>35629776
woodberry

>>35629824
In my experience going skeleton mode then bulking worked wonders. Can't really give you good advice if I don't know how chubby you are though.

>>35629219
worth a shot for a laufs

>>35629855
I'm 162cm and 60kg right now, coming from 68kg. Already look quite qt with clothes (also bc of face and boobs), but I'd like to lose belly fat to get a thinner waist and wider hips.

>>35629824
>I'll add it to my stretching routine

Just do them throughout the day, you don't have to schedule them. My lifting partner went full crazy when I told him about them, and started doing them like a madman, when sitting in traffic, while working, on the phone, whenever. He ended up losing an inch off his waist per week when he was doing them.

>>35629912
Yeah you could definitely stand to cut for awhile. Just keep in mind that losing fat will make your hips thinner, not wider.

>>35629081
They don't "like to," theyre just lazy and assume thats the hand they were dealt. Since desperate men will tell them they are pretty and have sex with them regardless of their ass, they have no reason to change anything.

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I slap my own ass when riding my dildo. Nothing wrong with that.

>>35628503

I feel ashamed but yes.

>>35629271
>>35629510
>saying thanks
Always undermines potential.

>>35628503
if it was hairless I'd turn myself on all the time

In my experience a simple 'Thanks' for a compliment is the best response. Of course there are situtations where you can drop a line, but with 'Thanks' I can't see any situtation where it fails.

>>35629912
Muscle burns energy, and muscle comes with lifting which is more.

You have every reason to enjoy adapting to weights as you practice eating habits. It feels good imagining how great it is to lift, when the idea of the gym comes up. Getting some of that and maybe finding a group is motivational.. really helpful.

Enjoy.

>>35630537
You can't feel the energy of the room go stale? You don't imagine that hot girls get thanks from every random dude?

It's not fun.

>>35630559
What? Do you really think hot girls give compliments to random dudes?
And if this was the case what do you think random dudes would do? Of course blow some smoke up their ass.

This is exactly what they want, receive a also a compliment as a return. A simple 'Thanks' will mess with her head. 'Why did he not compliment me in return?' 'Does he not like me?'

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Anyone here does ab vacuums? If so, what were your results?

>>35630603
>from compliments
Unnecessary extrapolation.. They assuredly hear both that and apologies enough to block it out like it's just another mini-thing. You realize when you stare at something enough, you actually stop processing the visual stimuli and instead imagine what was there?

My arse is fucking amazing in a set of leggings.

I half wish I was a fag so I could make the most of it.

>>35630713
Sorry I do not understand what you are aiming at. English is not my native tongue.

>>35630679
those are a broscience meme dude

vacuums don't do anything

>>35629219
Do it and come back with results

>>35628503
I have felt a grand total of one female ass of comparable quality to mine

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>>35628503
Me. My ass is so nice and i imagine i'm touching a hot woman's ass when i touch it.

>>35628503
My ass is harder now but I cant get it to round out like OPS pic, I get hank-hill ass when I tense it, is this normal?

>>35628503
my ass aint as good as pic related but my squats have given me a juicy ass butt.
no homo tho....

Sometimes I twerk in bathroom, when I started lifting I was extremely skelly 190cm, 60kg. Now as SS victim my ass is really big and juicy.

It is really weird but if you have bouncy ass you have just move your body and your ass start twerk and jiggling.

Everyday I see grills on the street with shitty ases and I wonder why they do not spend 3 month on gym and make their asses attractive

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>>35632302
>Sometimes I twerk in bathroom

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>>35632347
n-none one sees, I am in bathroom, r-right?

>>35632397
Don't worry anon. You're entitled to feel sexy

/fit/ pls help
what are the best ways to get rid of horrible ass acne

>>35632848
1) get tan (get your ass tan, obviously, and naturally)

>>35631910
yes, the reason that ass looks more round than yours is because of a combination of: woman hips, lordosis, tights, and her pants being so high up that they make the butt look rounder than it is

>>35629975
>Since desperate men will tell them they are pretty and have sex with them regardless of their ass, they have no reason to change anything.
Feels bad man, I'm sick of all of these college sluts and their skinny-fat bodies.

>>35629219
drop the second ride. Just "you must be this bootylicious to ride"

>>35632397
Brehs ... who is this cute fruit

>>35634529
>>35634529
>>35634529

>>35633962
jenna coleman

>>35634804
Thank you based anon, gains be upon thee

>>35632397
>>35632302
i'd like to see

>>35628503
Yes. Because I both Saturday and deadlift more than they do even though they do it 6 times a week. Women are retarded when it comes to training for size. Actually, training in general

>>35629094
Squat. Not meme weight 60 pounds for 1000 reps, actually do a bodybuilding routine where you up the weight periodically and eat rifht

>>35628503
I do.

Gf love it, and mine is probably "bubblier"

>>35630483
depends on how you say it though

>>35628503
my ass makes other guys insecure about there flat or no asses. and yes I like squeeze my but.

>>35629081

because they want to have that 'catwalk model' body the gay media tells them is the perfect body