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My dog might not make it till Monday lads, don't know how to deal with it tbqh

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>>35621390
who the fuck cares tripshit, this is /plg/ not /b/

>>35621390
who are you again?

>>35621390
i put my dog down the day after new years

https://youtu.be/cWRTy1ZqePA

how 2 count calories when cooking lads

e.g. i cut a chicken breast in half, breaded it with flour/egg/panko, plopped it in a pan with oil

i rarely cook actual things so itś easy to add ingredients together but i have no idea how much oil it absorbed god damnit

>>35621422
Sorry to hear lad

>>35621477
What an animal

travis is a cuck

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>>35621523
if bulking, underestimate

if cutting, overestimate

you forgot the edition >B(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpe29GtQuF8

>trump edition

>>35621523
You could also measure how much oil you put in the pan and when you take out the food, estimate how much is left.

Just estimate, you don't need to be 100% precise, you just need to be consistent so there aren't fluctuations

>>35621546
this looks like the girl who served me at taco bell

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>>35621390
sorry friend

that must be really hard

have a peep

>>35621477
Insta

>>35621571
Looks like little caprice

>>35621594
nah bro she was at taco bell in a hat and apron

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>>35621575
But the dog is black, don't pretend you care

>>35621390
Ugh sorry to hear that. Hopefully my little doge has a good five years left. Last one died at 7 ;_;

>>35621575
I'm alright now, just hit me hard cause I only got the news half an hour ago, thanks tho senpai

>>35621603
is that your dog aaron :3

>>35621603
I've had 2 dogs before, one got to 10 before we had to give her away, then current which is turning 11, never had to deal with the death of a dog yet, so it hit pretty hard

Qt dog tho, would pat/10

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>>35621610
Yes it's my doge

Jolie the doge

>>35621477
really crazy. He'll have that bench soon
>>35621390
i'm sorry friendo :(

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>>35621631
>tfw looking at that picture caused me to smell sweat and barbell metal

wew lad

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>>35621673
And sweat you will

>>35621705
this is advanced autism lmao

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>>35621673
Of all the tests only 2 planes have failed to destroy it.

>>35621713
to be fair your angle of attack for that jet is poor

those things HAVE to be straight on and keep going straight at the target for the semi active guidance to be really accurate atleast from what I've seen

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>>35621732

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>tfw german quiz in morning

gute nacht plg

>>35621783
beunos noche

>>35621795
Lmao pls b trole that's not even close

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WAWTNplg?
(what are we training next, plg?)

>>35621805
Si queres ser un amigo de todo es importante que no hablas Como esto

>>35621805
i think its time for me to go to bed too

holy shoot i went full pants on head there

>>35621832
I could figure that on my own you condescending asshole

>>35621834
Ya soy un amigo de todo
No necesito hacer mas que hago
Soy perfecto, mas o menos @:^)

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>>35621905
>>35621834

the cutest desu

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We can bench if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't bench
And if they don't bench
Well they're no friends of mine

>Slingamajig 425 x 10 x 5
>CG Spoto 275 x 13 x 5
>Alphabet soup 10 x 5
>Gotta get swole shit
>Gotta not snap shit

No brakes on this train.

>>35621832
SSB full meme squats. I'll probably widen my stance some, they were easy last time but my knees felt iffy for the rest of the day.

>>35621390
Aww fuck. Sorry dude.

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>>35621905
No. Necesitas ser puro y tu no eres

Hasta manana plg.
(can't figure out accents on my phone)
Tomorrow I drive to Wisconsin for my meet with Alex.

>>35621905
I-I'm sorry friend :(

>>35621926
My gym has an ssb bar but it's locked in a shed that is locked behind plywood and signs because the room it's in is under construction. Lame.

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>>35622013
S'ok bby

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>>35622023
Break in and take it, don't let them keep you away from the super swanky bar, it's destiny.

>>35621832
Heavy skwat day, some paused pulls and block pulls. Probably won't have time to finish it and will have to do the block pulls saturday or something.

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>>35621832
yet again, whatever the fuck I want : ^ )

probably going to work on some cleans again. Maybe do some close grip benchinch too.

and rows upon rows upon rows upon rows.

>>35622059
Lmao they already hate me because i deadlift so that wouldn't go well

>>35621567
who the fuck did the audio editing on this video oh my GOD it's almost as atrocious as its subject

>>35622083
Kek. I got away with violating so many rules at my old gym because I befriended the cranky old maintenance man who always seemed to be working. See if you can't find one at yours.

>>35620915
What's that song that goes DUMdumdumDUM
Dumdeedumdeedumdeedumdum
DUMdumdumDUM

It's stuck in my head but I can't really remember it

>>35622112
Carol of the bells?

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>>35622112
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

?

>>35622116
No, that's more of a DUMdumdumdum because the last dum doesn't have an accent

>>35622112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGKJKpQLQwg

>>35622134
Ew lad no

>>35622112
Or maybe disturbia

>>35621390
Feeling you lad :(

What breed is your dog?

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this is my dog

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>>35622176
Nice pupper what's it's name?
What gender do they identify as?
Here is spirit. She's getting old.

>>35622204
dakota
female
insta
I got home earlier than I thought I would

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>>35622217
Ohhh it's you.
And nigga it's like midnight-30

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>>35622242
ok then I'll just give you the shit now

what time are you planning on getting here?
what kind of food do you want for dinner
make sure you and your friend print out the waivers they emailed to you before you come
make sure you have all of your shit before you leave (singlet/shoes/wrist wraps/etc)
remember that we are an hour behind you (idk if phones automatically adjust time for location)
have fun with your drive, see you tomorrow

>>35622204
>>35622242
>>35622153
>>35622134
Holy fuck SHUT THE FUCK UP you shitposting cuck piece of beta shit, stop SHISTPOSTING beta bitch

https://youtu.be/KyxtmIR9nYk

Jesse Norris talking about shit

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>>35622273
We will prob be leaving around 3. 5 hour drive and will also be traveling back in time so like 7 I guess.
And I really don't know. Are there any nice local places?
And I don't remember anything about a waiver.

>>35622314
shut the fuck up loser autistic fat shit

>>35622314
is that dog from australia
I'll try to think of something nice
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=67189608142158920315

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>>35622331
>>35622281

>>35622281
This. Shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off benchcuck.

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>>35622354
Alright thanks.
Night night.

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>>35622354
Also by nice I don't mean fancy and expensive.
Just something comfy

Trying to bench while fatigued from yesterdays squat and diddy workout is just depressing.

My bench is already shit but I didn't need these feels

>>35622386
>>35622406
yeah I'm not looking for anything over the top either.
good night, see you tomorrow

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having a wank

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>>35622946
you seem happier in the last couple of days

How close should your front squat be to your back squat?

>>35622027
same session lad. do you lift mon/wed/fri/sat?

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What's going on here? Doesn't look low enough but 3 people said it was low enough. It's a PR for me but I saw this and it looks too high.

TOPKEK100

>>35622431
Just drop weight, or do an easier variation

>>35623046
your hip crease isn't even visible in this photo m8

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>>35623116
Is this better? Or is the bar in the way?

A few of my tips for deadlifting heavier weight..
Happy to discuss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeNKfG7fpmA&feature=gp-n-y&google_comment_id=z13durczslmlthwij04cchthlt3sfr3zcj4

>>35622962
That's because he's been having a wank ten times a day to blow off the extra energy he's not using on Boris' mad meme routine.

>>35623004
I've seen shit saying anywhere from 60-85%.

>>35623046
We can't even see one of the reference points because of the giant safety bar and the angle is trash anyway. If the people that told you that you were good generally know what's up, listen to them.

>>35623146
Okay thanks. I'll try another one another time.

>>35623166
Good call. I wasn't trying to be rude, but squat depth is notoriously hard to judge accurately in pictures or video unless the angle is dead on or if it's exaggerated .

>>35623135
get Phillip to gain some fackin weight maaaaan..

>>35623183
I know. So where should I put my phone? On the ground with the safety bar out of the way?

>>35623205
R.I.P to all u74kgs

>>35623209
Right at knee/hip crease level facing you directly from the side, if you can manage it.

>>35623226
ok thanks

>>35623008
Yes sir! We need to coordinate it so we're lifting at the same time. We'll pretend to be gymbros

>>35623215
nah m8 i'll catch him.
i think your point about not being able to get a big enough breath at the bottom, is less applicable in sumo. I like the idea of always pulling as fast as you can though. have you ever had your grip fail just because when you grabbed the bar your hands were in the wrong place or something?

>>35623135
Uhh, first can you prove this is bui?

>>35623205
Hy man I fucked that Asian I was telling you about a
Few
Months
Ago

>>35623364
congrats lad

>>35623329
My grip is for the most part a non-issue it's strong enough to hold on but most of the work is done by friction with the knurling of the bar. So training on a bar with the right knurling is important as the lift starts and ends with your hands on the bar. Training on shitty bars will stall progress as slips occur and tears on your hands stop you in your tracks.

As for sumo, I don't know what that is

>>35623369
Thanks :))do you Rememver who I am tho?

>>35623378
Remember when you got cucked for not holding onto the bar and you you started crying lmao

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>>35623378
>As for sumo, I don't know what that is

>>35623402
Failing my parent's and grandparents who came to watch means a great deal to me, so no shame to it. And I cramped up which has nothing to do with my grip strength

Is it okay to do my first powerlifting meet with numbers in the intermediate range?

>>35621390
Chris ;_;

>>35623461

I did mine with worse. No-one gave a fuck.

Any ausfags know any good powerlifting/well equipped gyms in Sydney? I know of PTC, but they are way too far west for me

>he bombs
>in raw

>>35623326
i live on the other side of the ocean. but i'll pretend!

>>35621624
Sorry about your dog. I'm still doing the couch/death stretches you recommended and I'm seeing an improvement in how long I can hold them. We'll see how my erectors hold up next time I squat though. I'm sure it's not fixed yet but I'm following your advice senpai.

>>35623528
same problem for me desu lad.

>>35623528
Adonis
Power Elite (out in the sticks)

>>35623528
DBS Barbell

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em2dRGuUFPM
Have a good day /plg/ :D

>>35623798
this looks pretty good. I'm going to unsw next year so this is close by as well

>>35623848
comfy song desu

>>35621390
Oh fuck that feel is the worst.
Just got the burial certificate for Taffy. She had tumors in her brain and sinus cavity. Sorry bro. Dogbros a bestbro.

>>35621523
I count the total ingredients used if I eat the entire recipe. If I share, I use a rough approximation of the portion of the total ingredients used.

>>35623552
(you)

>he get outlifted by people 2/3 his bodyweight

I am mentally tired of squats. They are heavy and hard. I am going to do them regardless of course. But is there a way to make them feel a bit better mentally?

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https://youtu.be/cAnnMOowrGQ
Fire up the Low Orbital Bully Cannons, Bort's pulling 2 plate!

First week back to pulling sumo and we're pulling babbyweight! Explosive day(55%) happened and while getting back into a groove on sumo is a bit rough, once I found it the pulls became absolutely trivial, which is what was supposed to happen. The weight will be less embarrassing in the future, I promise.

Today talks a little bit about Cube structure, and more about the importance of not being a compulsive program-hopper.

Music from Megaman III(NES)

>>35624867
No. They suck. If they didn't suck then you aren't lifting heavy enough. Just learn to hate yourself til you get stronger.

>>35624960
>deliberately making your video potatoe quality.

There is no sane reason to continue doing this u cuck

>>35625050
>unironically calling someone a cuck
>not contributing anything to the thread at all
I do it as a stylistic choice and a callback to the retro games I enjoy playing. When clarity of footage is in some capacity relevant, I'll make sure it's clear.
>i.e. when testing maxes.

>>35625050
>>35625086
Also it's a stipulation because I film in a public gym with stupid "no filming" rules because "a bunch of paranoid people are afraid of the government making them disappear if they show up on a camera" according to my previous manager.

>>35625158
Seems like some serious mafia bosses work out in your gym that cannot be risked to show up in a random video.

Take care mate.

>>35625165
No, it's mostly just old people of various ethnic backgrounds.

>>35620915
Sup lads
Preferred program/app to convert videos (I think what I have is .mp4 but can't check atm) to .webm? Preferably something that has the option to blur my ugly mug out of the video.
I want to post a DL form check video.

>>35625368
Webm for retards. Google it.

>>35625423
Thanks

>>35621832

This morning's bench:

10x2 @ 80%
5x10 @ 60%

4x15 dumbell shrugs
2x15 dips (supposed to do 4 sets but I had to shit twice during bench and I lost time)

>>35623004
>>35623146

Seconded for 75%.

>>35625368
>>35625468
As for blurring your face any video editor will probably do.

https://www.reddit.com/r/powerlifting/comments/412679/i_am_marte_elverum_ask_me_anything/

>>35620915
asked in an earlier thread but didn't get a definitive reply.

Would it be acceptable to add some heavy doubles or triples onto the end of my bench 1x5 on intensity day during TM?

I will be doing Squats 1x5, deads 1x5, bench,
Did speed work on wednesday
Separate back and fluff day on saturday

>>35625539
1x5 ID is shit tbqh, I liked a top set and some (still heavy) back offs.

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>>35625539
>Would it be acceptable to add some heavy doubles or triples onto the end of my bench 1x5 on intensity day during TM?

Yes, I think it's a good idea for most people to do that for TM bench anyway.

>>35620915
Alright guys, gonna summarise my first week back after taking a week off

>Volume days: Came back stronger. Felt way good desu. Smashed out 5x5 ezpz

Then comes...
>Intensity days: Holy fuck it was a fail. I could barely grind and each of my lifts went down a good 10-15kg except for deadlift, of which i missed 1 rep.

What does this mean? What do i do from here?

>>35625539
that 1x5 should be a near maximal lift

if you feel like you need to do heavier doubles and triples afterwards you should re-evaluate what you're doing

>>35625566
>>35625567
alright thats the answer I was looking for.. Seems odd to do that much volume for legs on ID, but then only one set of bench..

Think I'll work up to a top set of 2 with the slingshot, then do an AMRAP backoff set at maybe 70%?

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>>35625567
>american programming

>>35621713
What game is this??

>>35625576
Then why can I deadlift after squats bro? Shouldn't i not have enough energy left?
Your reasoning is shit.. I can perform at or near my 5RM for ONE SET, and still have energy left over..

Why can't you?

>>35625576
Why would that affect anything?

>>35625571
You'll be fine, you'll get it back quick

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>tfw 500 wilks is the new 400

>>35625576
>bench 5rm
>not the absolute WORST thing you can do for bench

>>35625594
Okay thanks for the reassurance, for a second i thought it was abnormal

>>35625598
dude probably has no pecs. My bench always grows with more volume... Sticking to a typical VD ID split for legs works because I don't want to fry my lower back, but it doesnt really make sense for upper body tbqh

>>35625576
He said "heavy", not heavier, man.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAUifmtO15O/
bryce squaaaaaat

>>35625591
>>35625593
very defensive little thing aren't you

in situations like the first few weeks of TM, or if you hopped on intermediate training too early then having multiple max effort sets is fine

1x5 should be a sufficient load and if you want to do HEAVIER sets then it obviously wasnt THAT HEAVY. and if you're actually strong, the fatigue can accumulate into next week for VD. maybe not instantly, but thats what fatigue accumulation is - and adding the extra heavy sets does more harm than good if the 1x5 is sufficient.

>>35625598
>5rm
>inherently bad for you

>>35625623
you obviously came on here so people would confirm your thoughts, not give you actual criticism. otherwise you'd ask why I figured it was a bad idea instead of get all defensive and take on the other side without reason

>>35625624
the point still stands whether he wants to do a heavy triple or submaximal triples - it was a vague question so I gave a vague answer. there are situations where its fine, but tossing it in "cause I feel like" is not a good call.

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>>35625587
Wargame red dragon

>>35625623
What program did you use for upperbody/bench and how did you incorporate that into TM? I'm a baby that needs my hand to be held when it comes to programming

>>35625646
Thanks brah, looks fucking sick. How do the ground units look up close?

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>>35621390
Sorry to hear that, putting down my cat who have been with my my whole life tonight, don't know how to deal with it either

>>35625661
I just looked at the starting strength wiki and took the one template. Took out the backwork, and put it on a separate day

>>35625644
not being defensive, sorry my innate shitposting comes out.

I want to do extra work on ID days initially because I was on Candito's prior to this and did well with the heavy volume, but just cannot commit to the extra time in the gym it requires right now.

I wanted to incorporate slingshot work because my speed is shit off the chest and felt like it'd help my body groove better at the bottom of the bench. Or is that a bad way to use it?

>>35625708
I am also starting sub maximally for the first 2 weeks so...

>>35625644
>very defensive little thing aren't you
How the fuck is >>35625593 defensive? It's a honest question.

>in situations like the first few weeks of TM, or if you hopped on intermediate training too early then having multiple max effort sets is fine
You're the only one who's talking about having multiple max effort sets

>1x5 should be a sufficient load
Ha

>>35625644
>and if you want to do HEAVIER sets then it obviously wasnt THAT HEAVY
You're the only one who's talking about adding heavier sets

>and if you're actually strong, the fatigue can accumulate into next week for VD.
Fair point. Altough that probably won't be a problem when you're training with low volume(TM).

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>>35625674
It's not the kind of game where that really matters and you probably won't have time to admire them but they are pretty good really.

Don't pay full price for the game though. Multi-player is pretty dead.

>>35625749
oh also don't forget your IPF-approved undies

>>35625576
sorry I meant using the slingshot for the doubles and triples. Which would only really feel heavy at the lockout

>>35625708
No problem, friend

Slingshot is better used for overloading the upper portion of the lift since it assists out of the bottom and you can load heavier weights to lockout at the top.

I've not personally used it but in terms of better grooving at the bottom it might not help significantly since it inherently 'moves you' out of the bottom, if that makes sense.

I would just focus on getting stronger in general by following the programme assuming you havent failed anything, since getting stronger will fix both speed and grooving if you have clean reps on both VD and ID.

if you really want to use the slingshot you could try rotating ID between regular bench one week, and slingshot the next - but just remember its an overloading tool (think like rack pulls)

>>35625724
I was quoting the original poster as defensive, and you because what I was going to say was relevant to your question. but now the defensive part seems to include you

>multiple max effort sets
read the last point on my previous post.

>won't be a problem
you seem to not understand that you adapt to the volume you're given. adapting to inactivity is an adaptation in itself.

if you're adapted, or want to adapt to using TM style programming, 1x5 is what is to be used initially. there is then a logical sequence to follow.

adding sets without reason is not a good idea, and if/when it eventually fails, they'll blame the programme.

Got rejected by a qt blonde girl. Fuck this, I'm going back to lifting after 2 years. Then I'm going to reject her.

>>35625646
bacon, chorizo, and blue cheese omelette lads

>>35625963
Unintentional quote tBh

Ok PLG SERIOUS question

Im going to a trip with gf, we'll be visiting thailand for 2weeks

I thought that i could do squats / front squats, good mornings and bench press with my GF's weight. Do you think that it would be any good? Any other exercises to do when you don't have acces to the gym that aren't so cardio related?

Tfw ill be doing like sets of 20 with her

>>35625994
do a fuckton of volume right before you leave so much that you want to die and can't get an erection and can't fall asleep

>front squats
lol lick pussy at same time?

>>35626015
I honestly don't want to risk losing sleep / getting sick etc. after. Thats a great way to waste money..

>>35625994
Don't be a sperg, enjoy your vacation.

>>35626048
What's sperg about that? Would only take like 30 minutes at max, and i could do it while my gf does her makeup and hair

She thinks its a great idea

Would there be any profit of having one of my bench days replaced by spoto press?

>>35626096
no.

>>35625829
Could you link me to some info regarding when it is acceptable to add volume on id?

Thanks for the help so far.

>>35625539
You should definitely add back off sets on ID if you want to. Just start with 1 or 2 and add more over time as it becomes easier.

Or just don't do TM desu...

>>35626188
>>
Whenever you want to...

There is LITERALLY NOTHING wrong with TM for people wrapping up linear progression and it's easy as fuck gains for a few months as an early intermediate.

>>35626373
What after tho.

Day 93:
Skwaat: hit 5pl8 deep and slow listening to kesha. Not really a PR but I'm pretty sure its the first time I've gone up to 5pl8 with getting hyped up.
Front squat: used straps, and got the bar set all the way behind my front delts. Feels like its fucking choking me but also feels a lot more secure. Hit 315x2 paused at max depth.

Did like 6 sets of pulldowns and some curls for my upper pull work.
GHR: 1x10 BW, 1x6 red band

>>35621390
Sorry mate. You're welcome to feel with us.

Lost my last dog bro the first week I was gone at college. Lung cancer, but he was such a badass we didn't know anything was wrong with him until about 2-3 days before he died. Never slowed him down.

>>35626373
I honestly hate it, when advanced pple here tell early intermediate trainers to add this and that to TM. Its obvious that these +200kg squat machines need more volume, but it looks like they have forgot what it took for them to progress as an intermediate.

TM as it is is enough. But for powerlifting its not the best routine if now modified a bit (OHP to bench ratio should not be 1:1 etc)

>>35626377
Not going to make any 'thou shalt' suggestions honestly. Anything with intelligent periodization and appropriate volume.

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>>35626401
I'm literally asking for suggestions. Can you at least list a few so I can research which one I like better myself?

>>35626188
Not him but i'll answer your question.

Generally when you start doing TM, ID consists of 1x5 sets. As you begin to stall, it is advised that you move onto doing 1x3 (your 3RM) instead of 1x5 so you can continue to progress.

As you begin to stall on 1x3 (which should not happen until you've been on the program for quite a few months), one of your options is to do 2x3 on ID day, the first set being your 3RM and the second being a back off set etc.

TL;DR you should only add volume to ID when you've exhausted your other options and you're no longer progressing in strength (1x5, 1x3 etc.)

I suggest you read Lasecks book on TM.

Thoughts on running smolov (not Jr) for bench?
I'm thinking of running smolov sr ohp bench squat DL row, I have a lot of time on my hands

>>35626373
>>35626399
Advanced people are only telling people to add to TM because there are people here who have started stalling on it.

I am one of them; started stalling on conventional 3 day TM split and it was suggested I move on to the 4 day TM split and now i'm back on the gain train.

>>35626386
>Front squat: used straps
So do you put the wrist portion on the bar and just hold onto the loose end?

>>35626416
Candito's program is six weeks, Connor Lutz has a seven week program, Sheiko is obviously great although I'm a little hesitant to recommend it to fairly new lifters with ez gainz still on the table. For more of a hypetrophy focus, which is important, I'd say one of the many many 5/3/1 variants or Juggernaut is a good choice as well.

>>35626477
>thinking of running smolov sr ohp bench squat DL row

Let me know if you make it past week two.

>>35626416
literally any slower progression works like 5/3/1 or cube or whatever if you want a plug in and go method.

>inb4 Buda comes to defend 5/3/1

>>35623046
are those adidas powerlifts ?
Is that high or lowbar ?

>>35626529
>>35626503
Thanks senpai.
I think I might look for the juggernaut book desu.

>>35626494
>>35626469
Op here, I've actually never run tm before and got up to 3,4,5 stats at 5'8" and 185 with relative ease. I'm actually kind of chubby right now though so I thought I'd be able to do an intermittent fasting diet and make some ok progress at the same time. Being that really only 2 days out of the week matter for progress

>>35626517
I WANNA BE
THE VERY BEST
Honestly, I think I'm going to do bench squat row. DL would hurt squat, ohp would hurt bench.

>>35626550
What program did you use to reach those stats? For your height and weight, that's pretty damn good work.

**ANON'S EZGAINZ 4-DAY TM SET-UP**

>SQ 5x5, BP 6x5
>Paused DL 4x4, CGBP 4x5
>SQ 3x2, BP 3x2
>DL 3x2, Overload BP 3x3

Rows/pullups on deadlift days for a few higher rep sets, literally does not matter, arm pump stuff whenever, also literally does not matter, prehab (facepulls and hamstring curls recommended) ALSO whenever and ALSO literally does not matter.

I've found motivation to cut

Will trip and log in EVERY DAY to read inspiration message form u nigger faggots

>>35626503
Pretty much yeah. Wrist part goes around the bar. You grab the part that is normally on the bar and wrap around your hand to get the desired length.

I like it over clean grip becuase it feels more secure than having my fingertips on the bar, and I like it over cross grip becuase its not lopsided.

>>35626543
It's in the dropbox and as an addendum I would recommend Juggernaut over 5/3/1 just fyi and imo tbhwy.

>>35626576
Forgot trip?

>>35626576
Please don't

>>35626576
You're a gay
>>35626598
Ayy isly 140kg doog moop poop

>>35626565
Still a bad idea except MAYBE on a 750cal surplus and trenbolone

>>35626574
>all that pressing volume
>heavy pressing 3x/week
>high sq and dl VD volume
>4x4
yeah. nah.

>>35626605
You're a nigger

>>35626598
Please cut yourself

>>35626616
What about a natty 2000+cal surplus
I'm willing to get fat to feel the gains.
And tren is shit for strength, I would go test+dbol

>>35626617
Worked well enough for me. What's wrong with
>pressing volume
>three (actually four) times a week
>4x4 paused deads

Volume = gainz, frequency = gainz and tbqh benching five times a week is more than feasible, 4x4 = heavier weight and better quality reps for your deadlifting.

>>35626572
I program hopped and did body building crap for a long time in college. Then got injured had 2 surgeries on my right arm and lost my Lean-ness. Spent about the last 18 months going from a 4 day split to madcows to canditos and some 531. I fuck around too much I think

>>35626643
there are three [heavy] pressing days, which is ridiculous. you can bench 5 times a week sure, but you can't do heavy every time.

VD is strenuous
ID is strenuous
Overloading bench is strenuous
+ another pressing day

>Volume = gainz
why not do 100x100 with that logic

and doing 5x5 sq followed by 4x4 dl even if not on the same day is hard given that you're not weak af. unless you're basically doing a vertical torso highbar for squats, its hard on the posterior chain.

and 4x4 is more of a personal peeve because its just using a rep range out of conventional standard. its like using 3x9 instead of 3x8 so it seems novel and revolutionary.

>>35626703
Just because you think volume day should be brutally difficult and grindy does not mean that's how things actually work. I got my best squat gains using about 77% of my E1RM for volume work, bench just a little higher. And either way "strenuous" benching still isn't really that difficult when you're newish and your bench is trash.

Also I now daily max bench five times a week :^)

>>35626734
strenuous =/= brutally difficult and grindy

a VD with every rep done perfectly is still a stressful stimulus, let alone adding a 6th set - such is the point of TM.

>isn't really that difficult when you're newish and your bench is trash
oh ok, so this is a 4 day TM for novices

do SS instead.

>daily max
1 submaximal single is not as stressful as 6x5, maximal triples or overload triples.

>>35626800
No, it's for early intermediates, like all weekly progression programs. The only person I know of who finished linear progression with a good bench is Fil.

Becoming a real big fan of pausing the first rep and tng'ing the rest lads.

>>35626909
me2tBh

>>35626909
>>35626911
good talk lads

regroup tomorrow

>>35626909
>>35626911
I've been doing a 2ct pause on the first rep and a short pause on the rest of them. I should up my bench max tho.

post your best song from your gym playlist lads.

I hate all my songs

>>35626911
lad i saw you got an sbd singlet now, what size is it?

>>35627061
https://youtu.be/QJFILHhod8M

>>35626583
Link to Dropbox?

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>>35627061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTyI_Gav260

>>35627075
large

People said i should get XL but i figured they are stretchy and I wanted to look sexy in it.

And they are
And I do

>>35627095
>>35627124
Both just... Awful...

>>35627119
>
drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B0Vyec-yHY6DYmNiMkg1dlZIelU&usp=sharing

>>35626909
i pause every rep. thanks coach sheiko for less than 5 rep sets

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>>35620915
plz send powerlifting shoes

>>35627135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4xvmH3WSQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6U3vRGyE8w

>>35627135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY

>>35627061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRYREmJqho

the title track is obviously the best, but the whole album is great for lifting.

>tfw skipping one of my weekly cardio/mobility sessions to binge dragon's dogma

wew lads

>>35627257

is that trashy anime?

>>35627124
her smug face. wanna punch it hard.

then anal rape, of course...

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>>35627061
No hype crew reporting in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O03ElB_wPI

>>35627272
Why the redundancy?

Not a SINGLE good fucking song has been posted

How the hell do I find good music?

>>35627144
Thanks. Is the cowboy method book Juggernaut Method? I thought juggernaut was like 5/3/1 but better

>>35627312
just use pandora you dip

>>35627272
it is the number #1 dark souls contender, faggot.

>>35627317
No, the actual juggernaut or juggernaut 2.0 should be in there

>>35627312

don't use Pandora

just go on a ruse cruise through youtube starting with the most obscure album that you like

>>35627343
speak English

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>>35626909
I do this almost automatically and i've been mentally punishing myself for it, telling myself I should be pausing all of my reps :(

>>35627095
fucking classic man. never gets old.

>>35627061

METAL & METALCORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW-IPrzM1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9VFg44H2z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umkiZjXAy-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MucML-KI7Bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSJXle3LP_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYw7FPB7CE


ROCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4ABpbxIPFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXUcwdXEtm4
https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=w0fCzvAdR3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1sVQ2qdnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NMxwbn_QoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8y_Y-7P6gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZul_mSFczs

NIGRA MUZAK
https://.www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ArhZPYplFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4kkzsRJObE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lLXMDYmzH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfuCLp8VEng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yt849wJyVk

EDM & SIMILAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY_atUsVJG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmrSeXD6LVI
|If you don't like any of this then i can't help you. pic related

>>35627367
What is the name of the folder? I'm not seeing it.

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>>35627144
>drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B0Vyec-yHY6DYmNiMkg1dlZIelU&usp=sharing
>>35627317
>>35627367
>>35627430


I don't actually see it either.

I'm pretty sure I have it. I'll upload it.

>>35627061

Always my go-to song. The drop at 2:39 hypes me up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc

>>35626477

I think because of frequency and intensity, you'd benefit from Smolov Sr if you focus only on bench or squat and not all four.

>>35626909

I pause every bench rep including even warmups.

>>35627455
Thank you Norsie senpai!

>>35627430
Huh... it WAS under strength training but I was going to say, I'm pretty sure >>35627455 was he original uploader anyway.

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>>35627061

Check some of these band out they wont disappoint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAFsAeI7kPM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj6ffHGDW5c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQqJVyRNifY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiqP0b77phs

>>35627061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

Haven't had a wank since Monday lads

>>35627595
You are a wank, but you were a wank before Monday too
140kg

>>35627595

keep up the good fight strong australia man

>>35627595
training volume on point

>>35627595
And wanks not gonna have a dog by Monday

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--------------------------PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -------------------------------------------

BELIEVE IT OR NOT I KEEP THE /PLG/ SPREADSHEET PRETTY UP TO DATE AND ITS STILL SERVING ITS PURPOSE AS A MEDIUM FOR SOME OF THE BEST INFORMATION AND MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED FOR ITEMS / QUESTIONS

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1P-_gNDvxcr6iiXSXvW0AHkN5-xpulB1oAU-V8IXzXUY/edit#gid=0

Now thanks to >>35627467 >>35627430
its been updated again, now containing:

>Science and practice of strength training by zatsiorsky
>Juggernaut method 2.0
both under "programming"

as well as
>Performance Nutrition Encyclopedia by Josh Thigpen
>RP auto diet template - don't tell the magic jew bear or he'll come knocking for his shekels (srs)

Don't forget if you think there's something that should be included in this, just tell me and I'll add it. Maybe some day I'll quit being a lazy cock and actually make a nice dedicated dropbox, but for now this works just fine.


>>35627595
I've been whacking off like back when i was 15 years old and realized I could watch porn on my PSP. really not that great desu.

>>35627709
Thanks for keeping up the spreadsheet norsie :3

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>>35627731
>>35627709

I also realized i have the jugggernaut SB&D manuals, I might as well put them in there too.

>>35627624
>>35627624

Is it a good idea to foam roll the lumbar?

Feels kind of unhealthy and just like it puts a lot of pressure into it that I don't want to have there.

>>35627784
Does high volume even do anything to your libido?

Failed both squats and bench on ID of TM.
I should have hit:
Bw 62kg
Squat 3rm 127,5kg with 100kg 5x5 VD
Bench 3rm 67,5kg with 50kg 5x5 VD
Deadlift 3rm 107,5kg
First rep of the squat wasn't even to depth and I couldn't get out of the hole on the second rep.Same goes for bench.
I came back from a 2 week break last Monday,I did the week normally but I only could get my last ID numbers for a single.
I thought nothing of it because I had very bad doms from VD since I wasn't able to train for a while.
After today I'm lost,what should I do?Deload every lift but deads and up my volume?
I started TM with VD lower than 90% of ID because some people here said it was too much,stats were
Squat 3rm 117,5kg with 95kg 5x5 VD
Bench 3rm 57,5kg with 45kg 5x5 VD
Deadlift 3rm 97,5kg
Should I just follow the normal schedule and up VD to 90% of my max?

>>35627835
lower libido is probably linked to fatigue

I want to share some personal feelings with you lads.

I feel depressed because I feel as if I'm out of the loop and no longer important in any bodies lives.
I feel like all people I once knew very well are in a bubble which I can't ever enter again.

I feel confused and my perspective on life feels weird and pessimistic

>>35627779
They're already uploaded to the dropbox duderino

>>35627833
You'd probably do better stretching and rolling your hips for lumbar discomfort tbqh

>>35627849
Keep VD at what it was before your two week break and work back up the your ID.

I have the exact same shit with TM - as soon as i fall out of the program and have a few day pauses, my lifts suffer hard.

This was the worst with bench, it took a 10kg hit from a few days off.

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>>35627061
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
Hype song for tomorrow.

>>35627835
Tbh the biggest difference to me is ejaculation volume

Libido is always kinda high

>>35627833
This >>35627881
If you want to do something for your lumbar area, cat-camels are a pretty good place to start from.

Today i lost my shit senpai
So they guy next to me in class, who is an absolute DYEL, wanted to lecture me that squats below parallel are useless
When i told him that this is wrong he said his personal trainer friend told him this so it must be true. When i tried to get more into detail and explain it to him he said something like "yeah ok anon, you sure know it better than my personal trainer friend." thats where i lost it. I went full autist and told him to go and fuck his PT and read a fucking book about biomechanics and never talk to me again, all in a loud tone.
I feel better now.

>>35627849
If you fail 1x5 on ID you're supposed add weight and do 2x3, then when you stall you do 3x2, then 5x1.

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>>35627871
yup. just noticed that. I think I'll hold off. lol

>>35627833
idk man, i think its generally advised against....

I've taken the corner of a foam roller and just hit the meat though, like not on the spine, just the loin muscle

>>35627896
excited to vote for trump benchie?

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>>35627896

sup

>>35627920
Good for you t.b.h.

>>35628024
fuck forgot video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7eI8i6AssY

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>>35627920
I had a very good friend who graduated this last December. He went to school w/ me and webm related, all of us chemical engineering.

He played football in high school like most red blooded american men.

He weighed about 180 lbs, and when me and webm related would get to talking about powerlifting, he would interject often, pointing out that i weight 260+ and had a 600 lb squat, and that he was 150 in high school and squatted 500 lbs. Me and webm related REPEATEDLY told him there was NO way in hell that was true, but he swore by it (the guy is seriously DYEL - literally zero physical activity at all)

"well i don't do it any more because my knees"
"and i've been out of sports for so long"

it took well over 1.5 years for me and her to sit him down, point out what USAPL squat depth is, then show him the fucking USA and world records in his class, and tell him
>you might have put 500 lbs on a bar, and walked it out and curtsied, but you didn't squat it

until he finally was like "oh... you know, you guys might be right lol"

I love the dude, great friend but damn. that was just painful every single time.

Coincidentally, i've come across COUNTLESS people who "Squatted 500 / 550 / 600 back in the day but can't any more because their knees are too banged up"

I don't argue with any one ever, I just acknowledge very non enthusiastically and move on.

I want to specialise chin-ups.
How should I go about this?

My best chin-ups is 12
I usually get 5x6-8 at the end of heavy lifting.

I want to do them weighted but don't really know if I should get them stronger unweighted first or what?

>>35627884
I will,thanks.I'm just afraid I'll end up stalling again.
>>35627940
I'm doing 1x3 like Lascek says in his book and I couldn't even get one valid rep.

>>35628179
Most people hit about 12-14 and stall out on bodyweight, best way to get your bodyweight reps up is to start doing them weighted. 5, 5, 5+ adding 2.5 lbs per session to keep you progressing longer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VO7VMmSHCo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q0GY21P9E4

>>35628144
Well i guess your friend still acted friendly and didn't think youre a dumbass just because he has an PT friend. Goddammit i still want to punch his faggot face with his faggot voice for being this cocky.

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>>35628179
Can some one check my logic here?


train it just like anything else.

>If you're just beginning training chinups
Just treat it similar to what SS does - multiple sessions a week, with small, linear progression jumps (eg every session, add 1 kg to weight or add 1 rep to each set, or a combination of the two)
>If you've been training them for a while and are already good at them:

start with a hypertrophy block (lots of other movements + training it unweighted for sets of maybe 10-20 reps). Maybe spend 3 weeks doing this

then move on to an actual building block: at an earlier date, find the weight with wich you can do the specified rep range you want with the most weight possible, then come in and use 60-80 % of that weight for multiple sets at that # of reps. do this for 4 weeks

then drop the number of reps and number of sets a little bit each session for 2-3 weeks, then take a week off, come back and smesh it

>>35628220
kek. man, idk what it is about fitness and sports training and nutrition but GOD DAMN the public is fucking RETARDED, to a level that is not comprehensible. We seriously need to start teaching some of this shit in high school.

>>35627881
>>35627900
Alright alright.

Having APT I should focus on couch stretches, but it's really hard to get started with them with those short quads I have.

It hurts incredibly, makes me sweat and tremble and I usually can't hold the 5 min before giving up.

But I hope it gets better.

Monday
Squat w/belt x1 @8 Then move to 74%x5x2 (-19%).
2ct Pause Squat x1 @8, x4 @9 plus 3 down sets (load drop)
Competition Raw Bench work up to 68%x5 5 sets
Pin Press (mid range) x1 @8, x4 @9 plus 3 down sets (load drop)
Deadlift w/belt work up to 68%x5 4 sets

Tuesday
Squat w/belt work up to 68%x5 4 sets
Competition Raw Bench work up to 68%x5 5 sets
Close Grip Bench x4 @6, x4 @7, x4 @8 plus 4 down sets (repeat)
Deadlift w/belt x1 @8 Then move to 74%x5x2 (-19%).
Rack Pull (mid shin) x1 @8, x4 @9 plus 3 down sets (load drop)

Thursday
Squat w/belt work up to 68%x5 4 sets
Front Squat x4 @6, x4 @7, x4 @8 plus 4 down sets (repeat)
Competition Raw Bench x1 @8 Then move to 74%x5x3 (-19%).
8cm Towel Press x1 @8, x4 @9 plus 3 down sets (load drop)
Deadlift w/belt work up to 68%x5 4 sets

Friday
Squat w/belt work up to 68%x5 4 sets
Competition Raw Bench work up to 68%x5 5 sets
Push Press x10 @6, x10 @7, x10 @8 plus 4 down sets (repeat)
Deadlift w/belt work up to 68%x5 4 sets
Snatch Grip SLDL x10 @6, x10 @7, x10 @8 plus 4 down sets (repeat)


I'm gonna have to eat a lot.

>>35627896
>>35627945
please tell me you two aren't seriously supporting trump.

aren't you both lower/middle class midwesterners? why the fuck would you support a corporate business fatfuck for president?

>>35628314
I don't think there's a rule that you have to hit five minutes or it doesn't count. Just do it as long as you can and try to go longer from one day to the next.

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hello guys, is there a good guide for training routines for power lifting or power lifting for starters?

I'm new to this and to /fit/ in general.

I really want to get stronger, fuck astethic.
is power lifting the right choice for me? in 5 years I want to archive bear mode, is this realistic? (pic related)

can you guys please give me some input, I really want to chance things.

I didn't want to start a new boring for this.

thanks.

6 weeks of sheiko and I've got elbow tendonitis, fuck me. Anyone have tips on getting rid of it?

>>35628333
The two other candidates are just as bad.

Rip America.

>>35628368
Not as bad, but surprisingly close

>>35628363
>no visible delts
>high body fat
>not a power lifter
Pick 1

>>35628384
Hillary Clinton is worse. Berny sanders is a little better.

>>35628337
Yea, that's what I am looking for.

First I want to work on being able to get in the full upright position - right now I can't even do that.

>>35628368
shillary and sanders are not as bad as trump. as far as the republicans go, trump is pretty shit. bush #3, ben carson or even fuckin rand paul would be eons better.

like, if you could revive/speak with any great republican throughout history and showed them trump? they'd laugh their faces off at what the party has sunk to.

>>35628387
I'm serious

is power lifting even a good choice for me? I don't know anything about this.

>>35628144
Yeah, that's weird. I was thinking what we were talking about yesterday (getting to a 600+ squat) and I was thinking how when I do get there there's gonna be people who are like "oh, yeah, I could do that" etc and that's perfectly fine, it's just kinda ridiculous. Everyone was a a 800 pound atg high bar squatter in Sophomore year of High School even though they couldn't tell you what 4 pl8 is. "oh, what is that? 500? oh, yeah, i did that back when i played football". Football players are notorious for it, too.

>>35627621
some good laughs here

I wish I had two big fluffy puppers that I could wrestle with and cuddle with in bed

>>35628419
If you don't understand something don't try it out.
Listen to this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY

Just do this until you wanna try specialisation.

>>35628144
By the way, some chick at work starter talking about how she was a collegiate athlete and that's why this was her first job and everything. Bitch played golf and said her coach could break anyone down. I did exactly what you did which was non enthusiastically nod and go "ok".

>>35628419
lol

>>35628404
Assumed he meant the biggest repulican candidates

Hillary is better(but shit)
Sanders is much better

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>>35628461
Trump #1

>>35628461
and trump is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa9YxV1Xps

>>35628333
the shitposting would be excellent tho

>non-americans discussing american politics

you've never lived here, haven't grown up here...

you don't understand us.

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>>35628333
>seriously supporting trump

the nigga is a fucking fascist that preaches hyper nationalism.

end of story.

this fucking election is garbage. absolutely garbage. I'm going to have to choose between

>a literal fascist
>a modern socialist that only touches pathos, some ethos and absolutely refuses to mention on logos (dangerous combination)
>shillary clit on, who has ZERO actual credentials to be the leader of this nation

Bernie has potential, but i think he's too narrow sighted. On top of that, 'Merica has had LOTS of fucking social progress in the last 1-2 decades. can i please just have a president that

A) won't fuck up the social progress we've had
and B) can un-fuck the screwy financial and education technical problems we have

thats all i want. its not asking much, but I'll never get it.

>>35628384
right. trump is what american nightmares have been made out of, but he's 'MERICAN so its ok. the other two are garbage as well.

>>35628404
idk about worse. I think if she's elected, shit will mostly just stay the same - corrupt, borken etc etc.

If sanders gets in, I fear there will be some serious tax issues and a really bad social rift, and he'll make brash decisions with little to no logical thought processing, based entirely on emotions and a tiny bit of ethics

>>35628415
>even rand paul would be better

FUUUUCK i thoguht i was the ONLY ONE who thoguht this. and he's pretty garbage lol.

I really like rand's ideas on the federal reserve and how the gubment handles money, but refering to my previous statement about wanting a candidate that wouldn't fuck up our current social progress.... well..... yeah..... hes trash lol

>>35628424
mmmmhmmm. shits pretty annoying.

>>35628451
Its all you can do. the absolute worst athletes and coaches are
>most high school
>any D2 or D3 collegiates
>D1s are terribel too but they're at least usually athletes and the coaches tended to be more conservative with retardation.

>>35627061
Shitty emo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK3dv2CYFdE

Lads why are my nipples so visible through my shirt? I don't even have gyno

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>there are people who unironically support bernie sanders

>>35628432
>>35628313
loving every laugh

>>35628501
I have to wear baggy shirts because of this issue

As soon as my pecs came in my nipples came out

>>35628444
that's why I ask you....

we all started somewhere and I really want to get more stronger but I don't know where to start.

>>35628454
come on... give me advice or ignore my posts, please.

>>35628504
>>35628476
trip on joe

>>35628461
Fuckin hate trump but I would never

ever

vote for Hillary.

She's a shady piece of shit and I'd rather have trump for monarch than Hillary for president

>>35628511
watch powerliftingtowins videos on nutrition and technique get sheiko app and input numbers

who here /rubio/

>>35628476
you dont need to have common sense AND live in america to opine
especially when someone says they want to bomb a country they are at peace with in a political debate and the opponent says "me too, but ill wait a month first"

>>35628516
joes trumpposting is very ironic

>>35627709
>really not that great desu.
Errrrr

Yes it is. I think. I forget

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Leaving for Wisconsin lads.
Meet tommorow get hype as fuck.

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>>35628525
yeah, thats such a shitty tossup honestly.

>2016 elections

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYYYYYYYYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GWwohI5h1w

>>35628484
Tfw literally no such thing as a moderate or sane politician anymore

>>35628542
>joes trumpposting is very ironic

why

>>35628525
We can agree on Hillary being a shady piece of shit.

>>35628504
Between him and Hillary? At least he's got actual values.

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>>35628553
safe travels friend

>>35628566
Because people who are serious about trump are very very funny

Absurdities are a big part of comedy

>>35628529
thanks