>Maintain eye contact and assert dominance >Drop pants >ALLAHU AKBAR >Start explosively jizzing and shitting everywhere >Ascend to your planar form as you jizz and shit propels you into space >tfw finally joined the race of planet sized adonises
>>35604985 had surgery at my testicles last year >standard pre-surgery exams >qt3.14 female urologist >after check my history: "ok now stand up and remove pans and underwear" >keep eye contact while she's touching my balls and analysing my scrotum >only thing i could think was not to have an erection mfw
day of surgery, had to shave legs+pubes >arrive at hospital >nurse: ok here's your room >sign some paper >"now i have to check if you shaved right" >go in get naked and checked >she ask me to shave better under the scrotum >shave and check again mfw
>>35607074 >>35607159 im in aus too and theres a hot one where i work, the thing is though that when they wear the hijab 99% of the time its because they believe in their religion and are committed to not showing anyone until they marry. this is first hand knowledge
>>35607293 Not that guy but went there/know people from there. You gotta keep in mind that because its in Toronto most people commute there from adjacent cities. If you go to a place like Queens there are house parties every fucking day because everyone lives in that tiny town and there is nothing to do.
Half the people you meet will be like a 2h commute by buss/subway/streetcar so good luck getting them to hang out outside of class. There is obviously still shit to do but most of the good nightlife is 21+ because they don't want to deal with all the fucking basic bitches coming there.
Its a good school but its a lot harder to maintain a social life because its not a "college town" like Waterloo.
Also if you want an ez lay got meet BoA chicks from Ryerson its easier than Tinder.
>>35607361 Muslim reporting in. JUST because they wear hijab doesn't mean they are not down to fuck. It's just that for most not wearing hijab in public is harder then letting a guy fuck you in private
>>35607754 Shut the fuck up, you're not Muslim. Muslim girls don't mess with pig skins, kafirs are shunned upon in Muslim households and a Muslim girl would get deported back to her third world country if her family had the slightest doubt that their daughter is messing around
>>35608048 I'm Muslim how is that being naive? I know what goes around, whitey keeps his distance. Our women aren't some common whores, the only outsiders that get to touch a Muslim girl are the reverts
>>35608135 >>35608135 Those aren't Muslims, they just half ass the religion and probably are two generations deep in the western world.
And it's inevitable they'll find out unless the white guy wants to settle down with her which gives her a ticket out of the religion. Otherwise she'll eventually be asked to marry some second/third cousin of hers which when he finds out that she's not a virgin will result in her getting the one way ticket back home
>>35608263 Where you from bro? I can understand if you're from a country that has women known for whoring like Lebanon or Morocco but Gulf states and the majority of the sunni world don't condone that stuff
>>35608374 >I'm Turkish and I also lived in Lebanon
My guess wasn't far off, Erdogan will restore your ottoman pride since Turks are trying to become European in terms of their cultural identity >>35608393 >Not being cucked by angry feminists is a bad thing
And no, Muslim women are not coming your way, stop lying to yourself.
>>35605169 Boners ARE allowed and female doctors/nurses are not only used to them, they're so accustomed to them that it's not even weird/shocking/funny/arousing/annoying. You just go "whoops, there's my erect cock" and they're "yeah, it's okay, it's natural " and go about their business.
>>35607371 Can confirm. Commuted from Scarborough to classes every day and the social aspect was shit cause of it.
Not mentioned is the fact that the TTC closes for the night stupidly early. So it's not like a commuting student could even just take public transit back super late because even if they wanted to. It was fucking infuriating going to parties and pubs and shit and having to leave at 11 because I wouldn't get in otherwise and more often then not I had unreliable friends and no place to crash.
I loved U of T, but not because of parties and all the other stereotypically fun shit people want to get out of college/university. It's a good school, and the program I did set me up for life. Although I fully understand that it would've been so much better to have lived on res or at least closer to campus.
>>35607789 The deporting things does happen at times But what if i told you, we mess with them here, i like many others, just dont perform intercourse(one of our 7 sins)
Tfw the most innocent looking girl i know is dating my friend who is christian. If her family finds out, things will get violent. If it was a muslim and senpai found out, they are just forced to marry.
Hot girls in my experience are less religious and usually involved in sexual relationships. Uggos get religious
>>35608086 I know a girl who was to a ginger. Now she was sent back to study in the middle east. She identifies as feminist(and muslim) and frequents tumblr.Guess she got caught.
>>35607074 Ya happens a lot actually. A girl i know from michigan does this allll the time. She had 5-6 sexual relationships and now shes getting married to some guy with cash in our home country. I dont he know about her past, but he wouldnt care. Shes marrying him so she can leave our shit home country and he has cash. Hes marrying for greencard and her ridiculous booty.
I also know i go in U of T who couldve banged a muslima, but he kept it above the waist(2muslim4you)
>>35607074 my wife is palestinian but born in saudi arabia. shes not a hajbi but alot of her friends are and bro id say 2/3rds of her friends who wear hijab are horny as fuck. i also got sucked off by a hijabi in high school. She was syrian
>>35608245 this is true although i find arab muslims from the sham area to be very racist and saudis to rest of the gulf and north africa are much more liberal. Im from maghrib and when my wife and i got married (shes palestinian) her side of the family was very conservative. And ive had buddies who converted and tried to get with arab girls and the families straight up be like hell naw no whitey is marrying my daughter.
>>35611063 also to add to this i do not like arabs because they think they are the best and it fucking sickens me. Im arab berber myself but seeing as how fucking racist the majority of arabs are when it comes to this shit cheeses me like no other and I live in Canada too. Ive seen some of my boys who converted get literally walked all over by some of these girls families and its literally ridiculous. My family is pretty liberal when it comes to this shit though. My cousin married a white guy and all he had to do was just convert. I know they dated before marriage didnt care though and neither did my family.
>>35608982 wow F A M take it easy. Your clearly one of those arabs that is close to your senpai and doesnt want to dishonour them by experiencing life. You need to go out more and do shit you fucking autist relax.
>>35608296 Hahahaha bro seriously don't do this. I'm Jordanian and I've met so many whores from SO many middle eastern countries and the Gulf region is no exception. They're so sexualy suppressed over there that when they get a chance to leave to a western country like say, the US the go ALL OUT I mean wear the tineiest fuck me dresses and they always look for blonde dudes to fuck. It's just how it is don't try to deny that shit.
>>35608164 Also >no combat patch He's clearly a pog, looks young so guessing e4 or less, chances of having deployed: pretty low. Even in the 82nd, most lower enlisted don't have a combat patch, especially if you're a pog. Pog 6s sometimes still don't even have a deployment.
>new year >annual physical exam at office I was recently just hired and just in time for this shit, basically a free full check up which is nice, but the hint is 'full'. Doc will have his fingers inside my anus. How do I approach this /fit/
>be me in high school >become friends with arab hijab girl >sit next to her in business class >used to be major curl bro wearing fitted t shirts >she sees gains and mires >one day i decide fuck it, i started fingering her through her pants during class >shit's cash as fuck >being the pussy i am i stop and never make a move on her ever again >friend fucks her on prom
i could have fucked her, i really wish i was making this up
>>35608086 no man especally if the girl is arab and from sham area the parents are more then likely to be racist towards converts. I know white reverts black reverts and spanish reverts and everytime they went to ask for a girls hand in marriage from that area it was always no and based off of the colour of their skin especially when it came to the families who were uneducated. Thats why alot of these girls go behind their families back. All girls are the same its just muslim girls are better at hiding it. Believe me ive seen so many of these "muslimah" girls act so genuine and pious and as soon as nightfall comes there out hitting the clubs and sucking guys off. My sister in law wasnt even a virgin before she got married and that was apparently a huge issue with her faggit husband but hes a beta bitch boy from lebanon who runs a womans shoe store who wont/cant do shit
>>35608662 >>35608662 fuck off with this noble arab shit. Im arab and we got our asses handed to us by the mongrels thats why Islam is so divided beause of the libraries in iraq. After the prophet saws passed arabs went back to their old ways. Sunnis are some of the whackest people on earth.
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