"Meet me at café x at time x so I know your breath doesn't smell"
or rather, go for beer/glass of wine
whatever you do, don't skip out on checking for bad breath, you can do it as a joke or whatever, but don't skip checking for bad breath
you don't wanna skip checking for bad breath
They think these sentences show confidence and wit but it only works on used goods sluts who just need the ego boost or are attracted to you because of looks regardless of what you say.
got you senpai
>Look up here, I’m in heaven
>I’ve got scars that can’t be seen
>I’ve got drama, can’t be stolen
>Everybody knows me now
>Look up here, man, I’m in danger
>I’ve got nothing left to lose
>I’m so high it makes my brain whirl
>Dropped my cell phone down below
>Ain’t that just like me
>By the time I got to New York
>I was living like a king
>Then I used up all my money
>I was looking for your ass
>This way or no way
>You know, I’ll be free
>Just like that bluebird
>Now ain’t that just like me
>Oh I’ll be free
>Just like that bluebird
>Oh I’ll be free
>Ain’t that just like me
if i were a qt puh 2 t that's what would go through my head
and i would also be thinking about getting some new shoes to go with that outfit i won't be able to wear for another few months because i bought it as motivation to lose weight but i can do it girl power!
I mean, thats not even trying mate. You could have made some cheesy funny answer regarding her being evil. Like if she eats the white off the oreos before the blacks, seriously anything
God the delivery on that was horrible
"I guess there's only one way to find out".
Wait for reply, if positive: "Okay, meet you at my place in a few".
If not positive, drop it and move on.
How can you be this bad with women? I understand talking to them in person may be hard but online? Jesus Christ anon.
>captcha tells me to click all the coffee
>click the tea instead
D E V I L I S H
it's a qualifier, it shows that he isn't willing to sleep with someone who has a bad breath. She needs to validate herself in order to gain his approval, therefore she invested in him and is attracted to him in a greater sense than if she just woulda been offered to come over
This is pure autism right here.
If you have the issue meeting a lot of women who has bad breath then maybe you should up your standards. Also this whole "validate" thing, I think you got it totally wrong if you think it applies to bad breath because fixing a bad breath is something thats expected of everyone
no you retard it has nothing to do with bad breath, it just makes her concious of something that she might have to "fix" (we assume that she already has because she has decent hygiene like most normal people). Then she has to prove to him that no, she doesn't have bad breath. It's the proving something-part that matters, because as she spent time and energy proving something to him, she invested in making him like her - in this instance by saying that she doesn't have bad breath.
It has nothing to do with having bad breath in particular, it's just a neutral, inoffensive thing that can be changed for something else (like "so I can make sure that you aren't some 45y o dude", "so I can see that you don't weigh 400lbs", "so I know that you don't dress like Dolly Parton"), but bad breath is something that is so inoffensive that it doesn't risk it fucking everything up
she is interested, she just don't want to feel like a slut by fucking some guy that has sent her two messages. Now you just do some small talk for a while, then get back to arranging the fuck.
I totally disagree with you. When you talk about bad breath as inoffensive sure thats fine, but the result you will get is that she is going to think of her breath every time she opens her mouth. Ending with her not speaking as much as she would have otherwise. Its just a bad opener.
>she has to prove to him
>she invested in
We are literally three messages into this tinder chat, it doesnt work that way unless she is a +40yo that cant get any dick action at all
Atleast she replied to you, meaning she hasnt shut the door yet. You can still save this mate.
There is literally no way a girl is just going to end up going to your frontdoor after 4 messages. Just say anything literally and divert from this freaking sex talk, because it will automatically come later
don't do this. because there are so many actually frustrated virgins on tinder saying this shit all the time, making it harder for the rest of us to get anywhere. don't be a neckbeard who thinks this shit is funny and original. its so beta.
no she won't, she'll brush her teeth before meeting him (which will in turn be another thing she's doing in order to make herself likeable to him) and then she can forget about it because she just brushed her teeth. There's nothing else she can do, except for maybe flossing, gurgling some mouth water etc.
>three messages in
doesn't matter, the sooner she gets to prove herself to him the quicker she has invested in him. Therefore the conversation will rely less on him typing up interesting things, because she will feel that taking the conversation further is interesting, because that's right, she has invested in it
Well that's it op the game is over. All you can do now is erase your identity and try to live day by daym cut ties with family and friends and wipe your identity off the grid. If you show your face in that town again you'll be at least tarred and feathered for being such a high powered autist
Read some theoru and go far into the woods
>asking fit for advice pertaining to women
Your first mistake, OP
had gf for 3 years, broke up in march, have used tinder to meet up 5 chicks since, pretty much had the opportunity to fuck them all but bailed on 3 because of different reasons, also hooked up with a girl which I have been fwb since october.
Tinder conversations before you're into open hearted be-yourself-kind of conversation is kinda like a game, you need to be aware of what you are doing
don't know what you are on about if you think my technique makes it seem like I'm terrible with women
man that video alone is absolutely fantastic
never listened to bowie before but i kinda like what im hearing
His last album is kinda spook core, mainly due to the fact that he wrote all of it and came up with the concept while he was going through the throes of terminal cancer. A lot of it is coming to terms with death and the life he led.
He turned his death into a work of art, quite like Kurt Kobain.
Instead of verbally abuse you Im just going to say that certain people attract other certain people. Your tactic probably works with some girls and doesnt at all with others. I dont think there is a best way, but I think there are definetly guidelines.
The girl of whom you would attract with your style is probably not the kind of girl I would want for myself
HE'S GOIN FOR IT
hahaha wow man why the fuck would you verbally abuse me
I don't care what you do man, I just throw in conversational psychology into laidback, joking conversations when I'm being myself
but whatever floats your boat
This is the same person several months later. She just texted me this ~30 minutes ago
>in the classroom
>is fattass teacher
>cucked by 10 year old laughing at your "muh functional strength" and "powerlifting"
>not saying "Kelsey, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
You fucking failed.
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Well managed gentlemen. Fine example are thi that posted this. I tip my fedora in your name thi manly gentlemen.
>implying I even want to touch this one with a 10 foot stick
>tfw hooking up with a tinder sloot tomorrow
She's a tiny Asian girl. Literally 4'9". Four fucking feet nine fucking inches. She wants to be choked, spanked, and degraded. I'm gonna have to drive an hour and get a hotel but #yolo
>even swiping on right on this hair-dying hamplanet
>I just bought a jet we in LA
Oh fuck me, did I really swipe right on this? She's apparently had lots of sex too
I've been on Tinder since last July and have met five females in person. All of five of them ended in sexual acts. They were all very average looking like I am.
One of the girls I met with fatfished me, still licked her butthole tho
with the responses this post is getting i thought it would be something funny
>got a girl's number
>have know idea what to do with it
I guess I'm supposed to text her, but what?
"I had some questions..."
"What can you tell me about this city?"
"Do you know where I can find work?"
"What's the matter?"
>asking a girl who gave you her number where you can find work
are you seriously bragging about that? i know this chick. she's a slut. she's has sex with like 18 dudes in the past 7 weeks. she lives on 1 18th Milwaukee Avenue, Capital City, 67892. City's full of decay. Urban filth. Cockroaches run free. I live my life. I know who I am now. And I weep.
So this is what bitter virgins are like
Still waiting for that reply, this girl is a straight up 10
Over exposed lighting to soften features and whiten teeth.
Tilting head in opposite direction of camera to achieve desired distortion from shitty front facing camera to hide her disfigurements.
Clearly fake and posed for picture. Catfish confirmed.
Aware her that the Latin word "sapio," means "having good taste," as in good taste in fashion or music, not intelligence. Sapiosexual is a shibboleth and sapiensexual is a much more correct term which means "attracted to wisdom". Only poseurs use the term "Sapiosexual" anyway and they are usually dumb sloots.
>calls others beta faggots
>uses nigger emoticons
Wanna know how I know you don't have female contacts?