/roids/

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>when /fraud/ pretends to be masterful womanizers and rich playboys

lmfao

Girl talk is saving fraud

>>35578131
I fucking love this pepe

>>35578131
>playboys and womanisers
I just want a qt gf

Starting up a fenugreek cycle today.

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so if you got asked if you used steroids in person, how would you respond??

>>35578131
much better than the rest of /fit/

>>35578134
I like it
just feel bad cuz I blog soo much

>>35578153
most of my bros and a few sloots know

>>35578153
>>35578153
>eat big
>new routine
>carb timing
>dedication
Normies don't know the limitations of natural lifting.

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>>35578185
>i lie about my steroid usage
>not because I'm ashamed or anything, i s-s-s-swear...

lmfao

>>35578153
To everyone who asks outside of gym bros
>Nah mate I have just been hitting the gym more often lately, hard work pays off you know

To gym bros
>Yea man works wonders doesn't it
>Then talk about steroids

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>taking steroids that damage your body and mind to be weaker and smaller than naturals, even some natties on this very tibetian throat singing board

lmao

yo I fucking HATE needles. how do I /fraud/?

>>35578290
You use needles

>>35578290
Grow up

>>35578290
Learn to love needles AKA stop being a bitch

>>35578290
I'm in the same boat

>>35578201
Ashamed or not, it's still illegal most places.

>>35578214
Pretty much this. Telling a 90 year old lady, is just going to make her think you're a skeezy drug user. A fellow gym goer might be looking for help or advice.

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>>35578304
>stop being a bitch
>he says while cheating his way to a meaningless goal while simultaneously wasting thousands of dollars and years of life roiding

lmfao

>>35578290
Feels good once you start

>>35578290
lol.
man up.
if you cant even force yourself to inject, you dont deserves hormones.

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>>35578319
>Telling a 90 year old lady, is just going to make her think you're a skeezy drug user

maybe because....

you are a skeezy drug user?

lmao

>>35578320
>meaningless goal
that's just like your opinion man

>>35578299
>>35578300
>>35578304
>>35578322
>>35578326
damn, this some peer pressure shit

fuck i hate my life, i wish i had done something with it :((

>>35578348
It is more of a "dont fuck up your liver with retarded 10 week anadrol dbol oral only cycle" shit.

let's get this kektrain started

>JM

>>35578373
ahahahah

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>35578349
Weren't you young. Lol at acting like it's over.

What do you think/what is the consensus about mexican gear? I can get them easily but would appreciate your opinions or experiences.

>>35578201
It's illegal
It's socially shunned
Intentionally ostracizing yourself if retarded.

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>>35578416
ask bagboyshorts

>>35578320
3/10 made me reply

When you look upto people who have done steroids and you want to look like them steroids is the path you must take.

>>35578153
Creatine.

>>35578452
>When you look upto people who have done steroids

ahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>35578416
fl is p good

>>35578484
Pisseningly ebin trollololz m8

>>35578153
90% ppl who roid, don't even look like they roid.

Beside that: most ppl think ppl like kali muscle are natty because they're ignorant.

Kek

>>35578153
Hardwork and dedication

>>35578333
Truth. But little old ladies don't need to know that.

>>35578349
lel

>>35578385
Not me but thanks.

>>35578153
I would say I do not use them but that I am not opposed to their se neither.

If more questions arise, I would answer with SCIENCE!

>>35578484
I'm assuming you are PIG's Sean. Steroid use is pretty prevalent in powerlifting
But then you aren't a powerlifter so you aren't exactly in that glass house

dunno what to tell you turk, I fuckt up

>>35578784
What happened
Did your gear get nabbed?

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what the fuck kind of aids shit is going on in here

>>35578820
>Did your gear get nabbed?
nothing that srs.

just msgd festivalboy

>>35578834
I think it was PIG's Sean but idk. People just came in and spread their aids

My milf has a boyfriend :(:(:(:(

Got to go on fucking shit tinder again :(:(

>Dress code: smart casual

brb spend 5 hours trying to decode what smart casual means to some other guy

How bad is dbol only cycle? I know everything should be run with test, but I have a client who insists on gearing but doesn't want to injection test. He's 57 and works out 4 hours a day. This gun be good.

>>35578970
>My milf has a boyfriend :(:(:(:(
bitches cheat on bfs everyday

>>35578994
non matching suit no tie

>>35578970
>My milf has a boyfriend
If the pussy was that good, why aren't you the bf?

>>35578994
Pretty sure that just means casual, but don't look like a bum.

>>35579010
No, she said she can't see me anymore......fucking hell I'm depressed

>>35578994
Long sleeve collar shirt, nice pants or jeans and nice shoes (don't have to be leather)
Well over here that's what it normally means. My workplace is smart casual so it could be different

Story time

>Back/bis/deadlifts today
>mix up PWO, eat poptart for preworkout carbs
>put on deadlift socks and shoes
>drink PWO, get in car and go to gym

Everything is fine at this point

>get to gym, foam roll and mentally prepare for lifting
>headphones in, music on
>set up for deadlifts
>warmup w/ bar, 1pl8, 2pl8, 2.5, 3, 3.5
>now have bar set up for 385lbs, gonna work up to 405 again now that quad is 100%

Everything is still fine here

>weigh myself while resting before 385 pull
>some old dude I've never seen before motions to me while talking to me
>pause music and remove headphones

Okay, I'm resting, I can talk to this old guy for a bit

>"have you heard about Jesus Christ?"

This motherfucker talked to me for over 15 minutes about Jesus and the second coming ad hippies and cars and his sons and how god cured his diabetes with help from Advocare.

He tried telling me one of my legs was longer than the other. He told me he prayed for the gym manager's arms to be the same length and the next week they were

>he fucks off to talk to the manager
>pull 385
>rest
>get one side of 405 off the ground ~1/2 inch
>bail and set up for speed deads
>motherfucker comes up and stands over my bar and starts talking about Jesus and how he worked at a refinery and lifted a 411 pound steel bar
>cars and hippies and his wife and more jesus and rodeos and his birthday and the manager
>asks me if I'm married
I'm 19 jesus
>blows on me and tells me it's the power of christ or some shit and asks if I feel the tingles
>says he feels that i feel the tingles
>twenty more fucking minutes he stands over my bar and does this shit

FUCKING ASS DICK WHY
IT WAS ALL I COULD DO NOT TO PUNCH HIS 70 YEAR OLD FACE

I hope I never see him again but I know I will
It took me 3 hours to finish and I only did 1/2 the stuff I wanted to do
Gonna tell him I'm a satanist or some shit. Gonna say he talked to my twin brother

Too much bullshit already today

How's /fraud/'s day going?

>>35579018
I wish I asked her desu..... :( like seriously

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>>35578994

>>35579000
I guess this is kind of related >>35578368

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>>35579000
>How bad is dbol only cycle?
you allready know

>>35579021
>cant
or doesnt want to?

>>35579046
I don't know she's calling me in a few days for a final chat / goodby ....I'll see what I can do I suppose. I can't lose this milf breh

>>35579057
if its a "final chat" she prolly has some feels

you can still get her

>>35579027
When hippy preachy religious people try talk to me I say I am happy with my faith and wish them all the best
If they ask what faith I say Anglican, it's a religion I know but I am not religious

>>35579040
Lynch is like midas, everything he touches turns into a meme

sad really

>>35579027

earbuds in, hood up, killface engaged

nonverbal communication is an art form

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let's say I've bern lifting for a year and went from ausschwitz mode to skellymode.. pic related, also 6'2
Let's say I thought about running a test cycle in summer for trying sterons. I don't want to go super roidmonkey, just try.
Maybe can some of you give me a good site to gather infomations?
I want to be informed about the stuff i might inject into my body.

>>35579072
I hope so breh.......I'll see what I can do anyway. Hopefully she'll come to some sort of agreement whereby she secretly sees me or something.....I might cry on the phone fml ive never had feels for a milf like her before

>>35579080
Have you tried Googling your questions? Also reddit steroid wiki and steroids dot com are good info sources

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>>35579080

you're so far from the point where you can or should use gear that it's got a different fucking country code

pick up a fucking fork first

>>35579080
reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index :)

>>35579083
you'll have to pull some sweet romantic gesture, I think.
idk tho
I suck at those things

>>35579080

Put some fucking effort in first dude, come on...

>>35579109
thx for advice bruh

>>35579076
That's pretty good

>>35579079
I try not to actively ignore people in my gym just cause its small and I'll see everyone again within the month but this may be necessary

>>35579111
I'm just going to be honest with her and see what she thinks. Ask her if we can sort something out as I need her in my life.

want to die senpai.

>be me
>university senior
>need 3 more credits to graduate, literally less than 1 class (each class is 4 credits at my uni)
>need to overload so i can graduate this semester
>request overload
>denied, your gpa fell below 3 last semester
>explain i had anxiety flareup, made schoolwork difficulty
>"fuck you, come back for the summer, give us another 2 grand, and complete your education then."

>>35579122
Thanks, I'll take your advice and do so.
Also gained 18kg since may lol

>>35579134
I'm really rooting for you
goodluck

>>35579135
:c

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>>35579027
What the fuck did I just read?

So glad people like this don't exist where I live
Or if they do, they don't go hassling people everywhere they are trying to do their thing

>>35579024
This is pretty much what I did except with a light sweater over the shirt.

>>35579150
Thanks man, I'll report back. I thinks she calling me at the end of the week

I want to roid but I don't like the attention I get already as a natty (mainly just comments from family and colleagues), was any of you guys in this boat?

i dont really like people commenting on or judging my appearance, but im already at that point now

>>35579194
Autism, this post

>>35579194
>i dont really like people commenting on or judging my appearance
this is why I fraud

>>35579158
Never had anything this bad happen. The manager used to talk to me in the middle of my workout about girls and life and shit which was annoying but he never got in my way about it

Dis nigga was too much for me to handle

I want to start my first cycle in a fortnight but I'm working early mornings and long days till the end of March where I'm usually exhausted by the end of the day (which is when I gym). Should
I want to make sure I get the most out of this cycle but at the same time I want to start so bad! should I just wait till I finish work in March? someone please help!

>>35579212
it just makes me uncomfortable

for strangers or new people i meet i dont care, but for some reason i do care when its family or colleagues

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>>35579194
When they make weird autistic comments it's weird
But when people call you big it's good

I can pull around 430 for one, Natty, what's a respectable diddle before hopping on test? I weigh 200.

>>35579134
That sounds pretty cringe-y, but I'm pulling for you.
>>35579185
>Thanks man, I'll report back. I thinks she calling me at the end of the week
Why is she calling you if you aren't going to be hooking up anymore/?

>>35579158
sup manlet hope you are doing well. Gonna go work bacjk with a qt today, Dont think aimma fuck her but gonna invite her back to my place and cook her steak. and just happen to drop a magnum condom out my wallet where i store my wads of cash.
Works everytimne

>>35579259
I was able to diddly that at like 165 senpai

>>35579269
Just to part in a nice way really. Say goodby and shut. But yeah I'm literally going to be honest and try and keep seeing her as Ive really fell for her lol. Best girl ive ever had. I'm kicking myself for not doing something sooner to keep her

>>35579259
1.75x BW bench
2x BW squat
2.5x BW deadlift

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>>35579246
Should have told him to leave you alone
Or got the manager to kick him out
Fuck people like that

>>35579271
This entire post made me smile
Godspeed you beautiful bastard
Don't need to fuck her this time, there's always next time
You gonna keep lifting wth her?

Went for a run and lifted with my girl yesterday
Holly shit that booty is getting big
Tried to eat her from behind in the shower after and I couldn't get past that big round butt

>>35579249
>fortnight
lol

>>35579255
I think the reason the comments are so uncomfortable is that when i first started working there I was skinny as fuck, 5'8 132lbs

so they still think of me as this skinny weak guy, now I weigh 175lb, which by online standards isnt a big deal but i cant wear a tshirt without them making dumb comments or saying negative shit

>>35579316
What?

Brehhhs quick need some opinions on Dbol

Got some pharma grade shit right here but afraid to run it since I've heard some horror stories?

So, experiences/stories/recommended dosage?

Cheers fellas

>>35579357
what

>>35579249
I'd caffeinate and do it now. There's a good chance that work is always going to be fucking with your gains.
>>35579303
Milfs are the best.
>tfw no more high test milf to make me pot roast before sex.

>>35579135
Take the clep exam anon, it's what I'm doing

>>35579357
>horror stories
On dbol? I don't even.

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>>35579328
Oh they're doing that?
Fucking throw it back at them

When my family started saying I was fat or too big etc I'd ask them why they were all like twigs and did they intentionally make it look like they'll snap if a light breeze comes through.
They got all defensive every time and now they don't say shit.

people want to be cunts just be a cunt right back
Aim to destroy every time and they'll stop talking shit.

>>35579357
Don't be a bitch, dbol is great, inject test and tren, eat dbol, lift big get big

>>35579367
Honestly the sex with her was amazing. She would come over at night and we fuck through the night and into the afternoon the following day......I'll ever find a girl like her again. I have to keep hold of her

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>>35579253
Then don't lift at all, if you're afraid of what ppl might say something about you.

Stop being a faggot and stop caring what other ppl think about you. Do whatever the fkc you want.

GET BIG like this guy.

>>35579357
it will prob hurt your vagina.
send it to me

>>35579394
Do you have oneitis
cause that sounds like oneitis

Natty scum here..

thinking about roiding since 1 year now.. now i had the thought to create a youtube channel where i vlog everything in detail and do some "natty to enhanced" series and show all the nattys what they are missing out on, thoughts?

>>35579330
GL getting your shit together in a fortnight. Sounds like you don't know anything or are ready to jump on gear

>>35579381
>>35579366
>>35579386
>>35579408


srs one of my friends said he bloated like shit, got horrible acne, made him agressive... basically test sides but much amplified

maybe he was bullshitting me then

>>35579374
School doesn't award credit for CLEP. Only provides waivers.

I did e-mail the dean, provided a little more background, and asked him to reconsider his request since I have a job in May that is contingent upon me graduating. So we'll see...

If they say no, I'm going fuck you mode on everyone.

>>35579425
would be interesting assuming the quality of the content is good, and you take it seriously

>>35579415
This. She's already got a bf. The signs don't look good.

Time to hunt down the next milf.

>>35579436

I would track everything and and talk about every detail i feel during the cycle, even if my nipples are itching or shit like that.

Im also a graphic designer and therefor not untalented when it comes to cutting and shit.

Im aksing because since i am natty i wish for something like that since i long time.

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>>35578121
Evens and I blast this semester
Odds I stay on cruise

>>35579431
Bloat might happen, acne might happen. Aggression was just that guy being a prick.

>>35579431
so.. the halflife is like 3 hours. you can stop and be out of your system in like a day..

or start at a low dose and.. nevermind, if you cant figure it out then go get some noxplode and a bodybuilding.com tanktop

What would you guys say how big the chance is in % for someone who never had acne and only a few pimples on his face/back from time to time to get acne weil doing a 500mg/week testE 12 week cycle? And how much % will that guy get gyno if taking AI and doing proper PCT?

>>35579449
yeah.. except that shits forever and everyone you know who doesnt understand will talk mad shit and yadda yadda.

unless youre going to profit it just seems like a sad attempt at vanity or internet 'fame' or some shit

>>35579425
would definitely watch

>>35579460
aight thanks man, i'll try to keep my estro in check then

>>35579489
yeah you're right bro. no need to be arrogant tho, this is my first run with the juice so I'm a bit on edge

>>35579444
I can't I have to have her, she perfect, her personality is spot on for what I like, she just perfect. I'm legit writing down stuff to say on the phone for when she calls I have to keep her in my life for longer, ive only known her 2 months

>>35579496
Like 85% and <1% respectively.

>>35579511
Just think of all the cum she's guzzled
All the asses she licked clean

Love'll pass my friend

>>35578153
Its kinda rude to ask isn't it? In the gym its different if you know the guy or if its a good buddy, but just some random dude at a party? Or a coworker? Even if he's huge you don't just ask that shit.

>>35579496
>>35579531
My bacne has cleared a lot once I dropped AI. It's less than I had natty right now actually

>>35579509
>yeah you're right bro. no need to be arrogant tho, this is my first run with the juice so I'm a bit on edge

not being arrogant.. nothing to do with me.
you just sound like you should spend less time doing shrugs on the squat rack

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Will i loose hair on 500mg test/week?
Got The product but scared af of becoming a bald wanker

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>>35578121

that feel when this pic is goals

>>35578131

that feel when this poster sounds like either a neckbeard or skeleton

>that feel when school starts and RIP gains

>>35579509
>this is my first run with the juice
You're not running just dbol are you?

>>35579568
>It's less than I had natty right now actually
Weirdness.

>>35579579
Depends on genetics

>>35579496
you wont know till you try.

acne, i just take b5 and vit a and it clears up


dont take an ai unless you need it. causes probs

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>>35579511
Cheeky has gone full oneitis

>>35579605

>dont take an ai unless you need it. causes probs
Pure broscience

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>>35579538
Not every girl has guzzled cum and kicked asses though
What if this girl is more pure than jerrys waifu? What then?

>>35579642
Why would you take it if you don't need it. And when you do need it you should only take as much as you need, no more no less

I would rather have low estro than motherfucking gyno tBh Senpai

>>35579301
Only been lifting 3 months

>>35579658
I'm with this guy. If you aren't getting estro sides, why bother?

>>35579597
No, test base + deca

>>35579665
I get that but you can have neither if you are careful. It takes a bit of effort but you can get shit pretty balanced

>>35579658
>>35579683

I agree with that. But it doesn't hinder you gains if you take it, is what I meant

>>35579614
I am literally going to cry when I speak to her, ive never felt like this about a girl before......she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. I will honestly never meet a girl so perfect for me aside from the slight age gap as her...fuck this hurts, honestly had the best few months of my life just knowing and texting her. I wish I could go back a month or so and tell her I want her :(

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>>35579614

from one chronic oneitis-er to what sounds like someone who has oneitis:

you got da itis bruh. she might seem perfect, but its just your perception of her

source: i've felt these feels many times senpai. and every time I look back and realize I was just in it for the chase, and that there are a ton of other girls that I could easily oneitis or have a healthy relationship with

the tunnel vision seems very real. iktf. but you'll be aight.

of course, talk to her and be honest about how you feel so you don't live with any ragrets.

but if she decides to end it, it's okay to feel sad that she's not going to be in your life anymore. embrace it, and become stronger. improve yourself - that's how I get over it

>>35578121
so many amazing asses in yoga pants at the gym at prime time. i was a fool to avoid it just so i wouldn't have to wait for a rack

>>35579645
wtf, lettme grab one of my sons toys while i show off this hot bodd. maybe afterwards I can avoid the fact that i have a shitty relationship with my father

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>>35579696
It just stops your sick working properly..... So yeah

>>35579698
Jesus man
It's like you WANT her to destroy you
Why is she so "perfect" though?

>>35579687
Nice. I might save the deca for the next cycle, personally.

>>35579642
nope

>>35579658
exactly

>>35579665
this is like saying id rather flood my house with a firehose than have it burn down, even tho it wasn't on fire to begin with

estrogen helps with cholesterol metabolism,
e2 too low can cause ed and loss of libido

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>>35579722
Maybe she's one of them girls who fills water pistols with vodka and sprays other sluts at parties?
Then they let the football team gangbang them.....

Or maybe it's her kids toy
Either way idgaf because she's hot

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>>35579698
wow easy
take your ai bro

>>35579696
>But it doesn't hinder you gains if you take it

yes it does.
estro plays a lot of roles including helping regulate gh and igf-1 and shit
also a normal amount of water retention has obvious benefits on muscle growth

>>35579732
>>35579744

Yeah but if you take like 5mg aromasin ED in now way or shape will you crash your e2. I agree that's not needed unless you get the high estrogen related sides, but if you're just too paranoid about getting them ( gyno mostly) like all beginners, dosing your anti-estrogen low but ED preemptively won't hurt your (dick) gains

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>>35579698
just give her space, she probably wants to go out and explore the world before settling down

chcn698 at gmail . com


> please

>>35579665
I'm on 750mg/wk no AI with no gyno. Feels good man

Taking 12.5mg asin e3d put me in a real shit mood sometimes, not sure if it was because I was taking the asin too far apart or if it was crashing my estro (that would be weird at these doses I think) and gave me moderate bacne

I wouldn't fuck with AI unless you get puffy nips or start having mood swings. But that's just me, everyone here can do as they please

>I have some letro in my drawer for some reason
>probably shouldn't have bought it but I had gyno from dbol and flipped out
>it was only like $12 tho I'll run it when I do dbol again

So I'm gonna start doing GHRP-2 and insulin again soon. What's a good protocol? I don't need to know insulin dosage; I'm type 1 diabetic and I know my own insulin:carb ratio, I just want to know what other stuff besides GHRP-2 and insulin I take.

Also, what ratio of GHRP-2 to saline water do I use when mixing?

>>35579704
I've just never met anyone who matched what I look for so perfectly. She's 100% what I want and I reckon I could have had her if I told her from the start....and that kills me.

>>35579732
She's everything I want, personality matches mine, I can text her all day talking about random, pointless shit, laughing our heads off. Her body is banging, her face is perfect.

>>35579764
I'm crying here :(

Sorry for being a faggot though brehs, hopefully I can talk to her and sort out still seeing her somehow

>>35578970
Told ya.

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>>35579826

>>35579840
Take your AI breh. The hormones are fucking you up right now

Also talk to some other chicas like, right now. It will do you good

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>>35579800
Completely unnecessary though
I don't even need ai on 500 test
>not saying anyone can take 500test and not need so
But there's no point being preemptive about funk since it takes fucking forever to form

>>35579842
>
noooo, nice tabs

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>>35579840
shes a milf though?
were you going to raise her kids?

like what were your plans

>>35579839
>Also, what ratio of GHRP-2 to saline water do I use when mixing?
http://www.offshorebodybuilding.com/peptides/beginner-peptide-guide.html

>>35579869
True, but if you're running aromasin it takes at least a week to have enough of that shit in your blood to be effective in reducing estrogen

It's great if you know you're body, then you now when and when not to dose

But as a beginner I didn't take any chances desu


Did you bloat heavy on 500mg?

>>35579826
wtf is this?

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>>35579840
>She's 100% what I want and I reckon I could have had her if I told her from the start
Nope

Now stop being a fucking dork. Jesus you're pathetic.

Atleast when I oneitis'ed hard my rational side still knew it was all bs.

>>35579869
ive taken a gram, no ai, no sides except constant hardons

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>>35579840
You're in deeeeeep

>>35579887
>raising another mans genetic progeny
Beta as fuck

>>35579898
I agree that it's scary for a beginner etc
But I disagree that just taking it anyway is better

>>35579916
Oh yeah you fell for Swedish girl hard

>>35579898
not really.. half life is abt 24hrs for asin.

gyno takes a long time to develop and is even reversible.

>>35579887
Lmfao.

This story gets me everytime.

I can't believe the level of betaness.

>>35579840
Sharing your love story on a board full of autism. Kek

David Bowie died and I feel like shit for the entire day.

Should I up the aromasin?

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>>35579972
Hey MT. Can you post the pic of your self made wrist roller?

Got a 5kg weight with some string here and a bar, but I feel like if the iron bar is straight I wouldn't be able to roll it properly all the way.

>>35579840
>personality matches mine

She must be awful so

AYYY

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>>35579998
>too dumb to put a hole in a pvc pipe

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>>35580014
What does that have to do with anything lol

>>35579916
Oneitis harder than faggot, you're practically a natty oneitiser, step up lol.

>>35580000
Kek, quads as well

>>35580038
put a hole in pvc pipe
put rope through
tie off
tie weight on other end

>wrist roller made ez

>>35580055
if you feel that strongly about her you got to move quickly and make it known to her. bitches love dudes who share their emotions (no sarcasm)

I got some tinder matches we can message if you like guys?

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>>35580055
Then*

If you knew how to use the simplest of words correctly an older woman might've taken you more seriously breh ;) ;)

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>>35579887
>>35579972
I didn't even read the story
Read it
Laughed uncontrollably at how pathetic some people are

>>35579939
Jelly as fuck

>>35580075
share

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>>35580086
Here's number 1

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>>35579998
Who's MT? i'm just a random dyel anon, who by chance knows how to create a wrist roller. Kek

I'am glad you're following the right path to get big forearms.

I have attached a 2,5kg. Do you have a pvc pipe?

Make a hole true the pvc pipe and attach the plate with the weight.

This is the most closed picture i could find. It look just like that

>>35580102
tell her youre crying because your milf gf has a husband

>>35580038
see I told you >>35580111
dummy lmao

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>>35578121
I'm fucking balding at 21 years old.

Time to pct

Natty life is the life for me :(

>>35580120
You've gotten awfully abusive lately. Where the old, beta Jerry gone lol

>>35580111
Does it actually make a big difference to forearms?

>>35580111
For maximum forearm gains, how big of a plate should you use?

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>>35580205
Picture is your answer
>>35580184
2,5kg plate is more than enough.

>>35579986
Its David bowie hour on the radio here right now

>>35580237
so not really eh

>>35580159
I'm fuckin ur gilfs

>>35580238
It's annoying me for some reason, I don't like his stuff. Everyone is banging on about how amazing he is now he has died and his stuff is like number 1 on iTunes at the minute, why are people so fickle, they only like him because he died

so comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CkDdLvzyrM

>>35580277
Aren't you a virgin?

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>>35580282
All of this
I recognise his talent and like maybe one or two songs
But I'm seeing fuckers who never ever listen to his music going on about how sad they are he died and it's just fucking idiotic

>>35580282
Oh yea there is a ton of bandwagon shit going on. I enjoy his music so and think he is pretty great but he isnt really an icon of my time. My dad probably feels different but bowie was huge when he was younger

>>35580315
Does it count if you've paid for it lol

>>35580328
He wrote good songs but I honestly prefer other people's covers lol

>no one ever mentions the David cage bowie game

>>35580282
I think another reason of the iTunes thing is that he did release an album like 3 days ago

>>35580359
>tfw my fav song bowie is in is Queen's under pressure

>>35580363
I don't think it would be up there if he hadn't died. Our ducking prime minister is banging on about how fantastic he is aswell. Saying how the word genius is overused but for David Bowie it's relevant. He was only a singer, it's not like he cured a disease or offered an advancement to mankind or something girly like that

>>35580407
I heard the genius thing. My dad laughed "he was a great musician but that doesn't make him a genius" he then went on about how bowie had 61 top 10 hits. Which is actually pretty impressive

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>>35580407
Even if a group of scientists cured every cancer in just one day
They would not get recognition
There would not be fanfare and people calling them geniuses

Stupid people
Love to carry on about singers and actors because they can understand and appreciate what they do
Very few people can understand how cancer was cured

What ever happened to dropboxes and pastebins? I'm trying to do some beginning research but have no idea where to start/who to listen/etc.

>>35580461
Google fraud pastebin should come up. Reddits steroid wiki is good too

What's the law in the UK with regards to steroids?

My understanding was I could buy, use and possess them legally.
But it is illegal to sell, make or import?

Someone told me the law has changed and I'm scared /fit/.

>>35580468
Thanks man

>>35580282
It's always like that.

But man, David bowie was my childhood hero. Love most of his albums, and I had to fight back a tear when I heard the news, feeling like shit the entire day

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>>35580479
>My understanding was I could buy, use and possess them legally.
>But it is illegal to sell, make or import?
Spot on.

>>35580479
They're legal for personal use. If you get caught then hope you don't have enough that they could think you are selling

>>35580450
It would be in the news for a couple of days before the anti cure shit started showing up "people are going to live longer so more strain on the earth's recourses" ect

Honestly people are retarded

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>>35580517
You see the worlds first bionic eye?

>Australian scientists spend years developing basic prototype
>guvment refuses to give more funding to put it inside person
>American company offers to buy their tech and move them to America
>with the help from American team they spend years developing prototype for human trial that will let person see shapes again
>put eye inside persons head

Whole family "Thank you God for this miracle"
THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT ARE RIGHT THERE AND YOU'RE THANK FUCKING GOD

>>35580638
lmao fucking americans man

>american win something
>"I WANT TO THANK GOD"

>>35580638
People are retarded
>>35580661
Or maybe it's Americans
Or just religious people

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>>35580661
>>35580738
Skepticism of science is higher than skepticism of religion in the USA
So yeah I'd say its mainly murricans

>>35580920
I mean can you prove the moon actually WASN'T nevada??

>>35580979
Can you prove right now that the earth isn't flat?

>>35581003
You can tell its not flat when you go to space

>>35581003
Dude no, I saw a hill

>>35581010
But how do I know your pictures aren't fake like starwars?????
>>35581014
:^)

>>35578290
Haha I used to be quite scared of needles. Used to shake in the chair and go completely pale when the doctor would start the procedures. Until I got additcted to opiates to the point I started shooting up. I stabbed myself like 30 times trying to find a vein on the first attempt. I have a high bf very thick skin and low blood pressure. I have almost zero vascularity. It took more than hour each attempt to find a vein. Needless to say I have absolutely no fear of needles now.

Moral of the story is: if you want something bad enough you'll go to any length and go through any pain to obtain that thing. Ask yourself if you want that thing bad enough.

Sticking a needle in yourself should be the least of your fears.

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>>35580979
>>35581003
>>35581010
>>35581014
>>35581035
I can prove ALL these things at the same time! Also that vaccines cause autism and a paleo diet is the only way to eat

You just need to pay me monthly and I'll share my secrets

>>35581118
kek
>where do I sign up

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Panic?

>>35581118
What forms of payment do you accept?

>>35581214
Balls in mouth

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>>35581162
>>35581214
I accept credit card
Direct deposit
And PayPal

My lawyers are also drafting a method where bye you sign your rights as a human over to me and I sell your body as a sex slave

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fellows anons I am cramping up alot. I have been working out real heavy and its tough. I just ate a bananna but idk what else to do. This happened b4 i turned fraud and went to doctor they said I was fine but to cool it down in the gym

>>35581242
>>35581257
Sounds reasonable enough

Are orals for stacking on test actually available in Ausland? My source only has dbol but nothing else. Not sure which I want to try yet.

>>35581257
I'll sign up for sex slave
>no homo and hopefully no fatties

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>>35581281
I certainly think so
I mean? It's not that bad having your body being used by big black men if the reward is learning the secrets of life and the universe

>>35581316
Oooooo yeah I can't promise that
If you have a gf or a hot sister we can a range to use her instead

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>>35580291
breh..

Accutane brah here, anyone experience getting legal accutane but cycling on top of it?

I plan on cycling test e but with test prop kickstart, you think these niggas will see that im roiding in my monthly bloods?

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>>35581199
get on some niacin. preferably slo niacin if you have it in your country.

>>35578121
if i get abs like this will a qt give my quads a deep tissue like this pic

>>35581376
>cycling on top of it?

Don't bother, Accutane shits on your recovery and lipids. Do it once you can take full advantage and not stack risk factors.

>>35581377
Already taking 750mg niacin per day, about to order some plant sterols and get my diet in order.

>>35581334
I have a sister, but shes over in britland

sell her to cheeky?

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>my beard genetics suck
Shit is way too thin
This is about 2 months of no shaving
Thinking I might just trim it off once I drop some fat and have a better jawline again

>>35581376
I'm on accutane
Got it legally
Shit is clearing acne up really well but makes skin, eyes, nose and ears really dry
Fucks recovery time
All my joints are dry and click and crack

It's a toss up between no acne and being able to lift big
I chose no acne

>>35581423
Hmmm and then cheeky can sell her to me
Because that commonwealth exchange rate

>>35581448
Looks like a bunch of pubes stuck on your face lol

IKTFB, can't go beyond stubble either without it looking like a chinaman's balls

>>35581448
My cheeks and the area below my lips but above my chin don't fill out when I grow a beard. Everything else is thick as fuck. Especially my neck

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>>35581469
>Looks like a bunch of pubes stuck on your face lol
EXACTLY
It just wants to be curly as hell unless I use stuff to keep it straight

Hey Fraud is 19 too early to safely run a cycle? Should I wait until 24-25?

>>35581584
imo yes and yes
It's really up to you. There is no solid evidence one way or the other. Do the research yourself and make your own mind up

>>35581526
Here is what I can grow. I liked having a beard but it becomes more work than shaving everyday. I'll probably grow it again for next winter because warmth is great

>>35581673
Nigga, you need to brush.

>>35581673
jawlet confirmed

>>35581677
>nigga
kek
I had just washed it before I shaved it in this pic

>>35581266
taurine helps cramping

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>>35581673
Almost the same thickness on the front
It's my cheeks that are letting the team down
Also curlyness

Maybe I need to brush mine and put product in it until
It's long enough
Probably just too thin to be a decent beard tho

>>35581703
Use cold water when you shower for your beard.

Makes it straight, look fuller. Makes it pretty.

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>>35581376
M*tthew pls

>>35581734
I use to comb brush and oil my beard and use a little wax to keep my moustache out of my mouth. I don't really like photos of me so I don't have any of it looking nice before I went out to town or anything

>>35579027
"No offense man but I run a tight schedule and I would appreciate it if you allow me to finish my deadlift. We'll pick this up a next time okay?"
that easy bro

>>35581832
Why?

>>35581832
lats need work

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>>35581793
Norman Hudsonstein srsly fuck off

>>35581832
Pretending it's Chloe

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Never been in a /fraud/-thread before, but damn are you all neurotic.

Seriously, you might be big but without roids you're literally nothing. With it aswell, you're just emotional bitches whining and knowing the there's an impending doom of bitchtits.

Seriously, get of your hormones you stupid faggots. Grills dig my body types wayyy more than they dig yours, and you know it.
Also

>Roiding wont make up for your tiny dicks.

Pic related:
>"omg chimp your body is literally the dream of women"
>"not too big and not too small"

Gonna go bang her now. Cya faggots. Remember; you will never be Chad, now mattter how much you try.

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>>35581879
y so buttmad anglo?

>>35581841
Why what you homosex

>>35581944
Who are you? Why have I never heard of you? Why should I care what you think?

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>>35581944

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>>35581944
dubs never lie, faggots.

>inb4 skelly
bet you don't even 9watt/kg on bikes and DL 3x your weight faggots. When did you run a 20k last time?

What deficit do you niggers cut on?

>inb4 cutting

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>>35581963

As i said, never been in a /fraud/ thread.

Go vegan and embrace health and fitness. /fit/ Is about FITNESS. Since when were roiders fit?

>>35581975
500-700

Using tren and ephedrine though so just not hungry.

Get my macros in and done.

>>35581965
Thanks mr skeleton

Is that hair on your shoulders? disgusting

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>>35581944
Even the dumbest fish don't fall for bait this obvious lel

Why do people even waste their time?

>>35581944

>not too big and not too small

>>35581965

literally too small

>>35581965
>thinks biking at 30 km/h is impressive
>thinks running 20 km is impressive
Cardio is important especially when using gear
>>35581979
>didn't answer all the questions

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>>35581975
What's a cut?

500 whenever I do it
But it's only ever a few weeks at a time max
Because I hate cutting and frankly haven't gotten fat enough yet
Soon.... Soon

>>35581993
Because I'm really bored at work right now

>>35581965
>>35581979
Not even an entertaining troll

Guess this guy doesn't realize most of the people in /fraud/ are actually kinda intelligent.

Well... compared to the rest of the mongs on /fit/, anyways.

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>>35582011
My kid brother rides at 40-50km/h on average
Literally competes against adults

>mfw a kid rides faster than him kek

>>35582022
I'm bore too but not bored enough to pretend I'm taking a troll seriously

>>35578121
High prolactin is killing my libido. Even while taking test, I have zero libido. Mentally, I want it, but my body doesnt react to shit and its getting really aggravating. I got bloods done and am getting my review in 2 days to see how bad it is. If I use caber or something to lower it, how long about until my libido returns? Please help, this shits killing me.

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>>35582011
Didn't say i was doing 9watts or 20ks. Said you weaklings couldn't do it.

Well, post your stravas faggots and lets see.

Chicks will always love masterrace skellys over roidmongs!

>>35582050
OK I promise to stop replying to bait when I'm bored

>>35579027

>making it
>being this much of a pussy
pick one

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>>35582072
If your theory is true, why did I fuck this girl?

>a manlet on steroids fucked this tall blonde who does small time modelling
It's almost like women want whatever they want and you're trying to justify being small my friend

>>35582080
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude anon
We get the lamest trolls and people take them seriously too often

>>35582142
I didn't think you were rude. Replying to trolls does aids up the thread

Also damn she's pretty, nice

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>>35582142
How short are you my dear friend?

>"small time modeling"

Bitch, do you even fuck grills? She looks kinda young.

>>35578121
How long liftain and how old before hopping on le meme juice?

>>35582142
Albeit, i wouldn't say nay to her. Good work m80.

>>35582201
She stole my heart, ex from 2 years ago.

>>35582212
1/2/3/4 for reps and 25 or older
>it really doesn't matter that much. Anything over 18 should be fine if you are strong enough that your joints and tendons won't die

>>35582212
So long as you're not under 20 and have decent knowledge on training, roids and nutrition then you should be fine.

A few years of natty training go a long way too

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>what's your current cycle anon?

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>>35582189
But we are bored I guess

She's decent yeah. Actually a really good person, used to be a good friend.

>>35582201
>>35582214
shes in her 20s lel
Nahhhhh absolutely don't fuck girls
Didn't you know all steroid users are manlet faggots?

>>35582233
I hit 1/2/3/4 for 5 after 6 months lifting age 16.
Is there any time limit or is it ok whenever?

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>>35582253

>roiding
>not lusting after ChimpModes ass
>2015+377 days
>fucking grills instead

>>35582253
Also post pic.

>inb4 bulk

>>35581944
But will I get osteoporosis?
>LOL

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>>35582283
Shave, put on a skirt and go post on /soc/, twinkie.

>>35582269
What do you mean time limit? One reason you wait until you are in your 20's is because your hormones and that sort of stuff are still growing and changing. IIRC 25-26 is the age it stalls and stops growing.

Honestly if you are young and want to know more you should look it up and decide for yourself. You are the one whose body is on the line. You are the one who needs to be comfortable with using gear

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>>35582283
>>35582295
It's well known that I am bulking and have acne right now
Have a pic from about.... September
I think was the last time I took a pic
Steroids for 3 months at that point from skelly mode

>>35582410
>>35582410
>>35582410
New OP

>>35582347
>roiding
>for this

Breh...

>>35578121
>cheating
>fraud

Not sure what this means.

A. If you suppliment testosterone and are not competing in any competion you're not cheating in anything you fucking idiot.

B.fraud would imply you claim to be natural and are really taking steroids. FYI steroids are felonies you fucking retard. Of course people are going to say they don't do them.

C. Grow the Fuck up you fucking daggot pice of shit. The only reason this shits illegal is because if "muh kids might get hurt"

>>35582486
settle down there m8

Haters coming out today

>>35581199
Damn dude I thought you've just been cruising. How'd this happen? Any orals recently? Freaks me out I'm really overdo for some bloodwork

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>>35579820
>mfw

Forgot to clean the top of a vial before filling a syringe. Please tell me I didn't just waste a milligram of oil....

>>35580638
I suppose it's offensive if you don't believe in any God or gods. That family was probably praying for a miracle the whole time.

Did the family thank the scientists as well? If not they should've thanked them as well.

>>35581979
> vegan
> hairy
angry chimp pleaz go

Tren E 600mg/test e 250mg/t3 100mcg/oral tren 1mg
Thats my cut stack, should I run something other than that for my cut stack?

how do i aquire quality steroids