>yolo ruining fraud with girl talk edition
>when /fraud/ pretends to be masterful womanizers and rich playboys
so if you got asked if you used steroids in person, how would you respond??
>i lie about my steroid usage
>not because I'm ashamed or anything, i s-s-s-swear...
To everyone who asks outside of gym bros
>Nah mate I have just been hitting the gym more often lately, hard work pays off you know
To gym bros
>Yea man works wonders doesn't it
>Then talk about steroids
>taking steroids that damage your body and mind to be weaker and smaller than naturals, even some natties on this very tibetian throat singing board
Ashamed or not, it's still illegal most places.
Pretty much this. Telling a 90 year old lady, is just going to make her think you're a skeezy drug user. A fellow gym goer might be looking for help or advice.
>stop being a bitch
>he says while cheating his way to a meaningless goal while simultaneously wasting thousands of dollars and years of life roiding
>Telling a 90 year old lady, is just going to make her think you're a skeezy drug user
you are a skeezy drug user?
How bad is dbol only cycle? I know everything should be run with test, but I have a client who insists on gearing but doesn't want to injection test. He's 57 and works out 4 hours a day. This gun be good.
Long sleeve collar shirt, nice pants or jeans and nice shoes (don't have to be leather)
Well over here that's what it normally means. My workplace is smart casual so it could be different
>mix up PWO, eat poptart for preworkout carbs
>put on deadlift socks and shoes
>drink PWO, get in car and go to gym
Everything is fine at this point
>get to gym, foam roll and mentally prepare for lifting
>headphones in, music on
>set up for deadlifts
>warmup w/ bar, 1pl8, 2pl8, 2.5, 3, 3.5
>now have bar set up for 385lbs, gonna work up to 405 again now that quad is 100%
Everything is still fine here
>weigh myself while resting before 385 pull
>some old dude I've never seen before motions to me while talking to me
>pause music and remove headphones
Okay, I'm resting, I can talk to this old guy for a bit
>"have you heard about Jesus Christ?"
This motherfucker talked to me for over 15 minutes about Jesus and the second coming ad hippies and cars and his sons and how god cured his diabetes with help from Advocare.
He tried telling me one of my legs was longer than the other. He told me he prayed for the gym manager's arms to be the same length and the next week they were
>he fucks off to talk to the manager
>get one side of 405 off the ground ~1/2 inch
>bail and set up for speed deads
>motherfucker comes up and stands over my bar and starts talking about Jesus and how he worked at a refinery and lifted a 411 pound steel bar
>cars and hippies and his wife and more jesus and rodeos and his birthday and the manager
>asks me if I'm married
I'm 19 jesus
>blows on me and tells me it's the power of christ or some shit and asks if I feel the tingles
>says he feels that i feel the tingles
>twenty more fucking minutes he stands over my bar and does this shit
FUCKING ASS DICK WHY
IT WAS ALL I COULD DO NOT TO PUNCH HIS 70 YEAR OLD FACE
I hope I never see him again but I know I will
It took me 3 hours to finish and I only did 1/2 the stuff I wanted to do
Gonna tell him I'm a satanist or some shit. Gonna say he talked to my twin brother
Too much bullshit already today
How's /fraud/'s day going?
>How bad is dbol only cycle?
you allready know
or doesnt want to?
When hippy preachy religious people try talk to me I say I am happy with my faith and wish them all the best
If they ask what faith I say Anglican, it's a religion I know but I am not religious
let's say I've bern lifting for a year and went from ausschwitz mode to skellymode.. pic related, also 6'2
Let's say I thought about running a test cycle in summer for trying sterons. I don't want to go super roidmonkey, just try.
Maybe can some of you give me a good site to gather infomations?
I want to be informed about the stuff i might inject into my body.
I hope so breh.......I'll see what I can do anyway. Hopefully she'll come to some sort of agreement whereby she secretly sees me or something.....I might cry on the phone fml ive never had feels for a milf like her before
you're so far from the point where you can or should use gear that it's got a different fucking country code
pick up a fucking fork first
want to die senpai.
>need 3 more credits to graduate, literally less than 1 class (each class is 4 credits at my uni)
>need to overload so i can graduate this semester
>denied, your gpa fell below 3 last semester
>explain i had anxiety flareup, made schoolwork difficulty
>"fuck you, come back for the summer, give us another 2 grand, and complete your education then."
What the fuck did I just read?
So glad people like this don't exist where I live
Or if they do, they don't go hassling people everywhere they are trying to do their thing
I want to roid but I don't like the attention I get already as a natty (mainly just comments from family and colleagues), was any of you guys in this boat?
i dont really like people commenting on or judging my appearance, but im already at that point now
Never had anything this bad happen. The manager used to talk to me in the middle of my workout about girls and life and shit which was annoying but he never got in my way about it
Dis nigga was too much for me to handle
I want to start my first cycle in a fortnight but I'm working early mornings and long days till the end of March where I'm usually exhausted by the end of the day (which is when I gym). Should
I want to make sure I get the most out of this cycle but at the same time I want to start so bad! should I just wait till I finish work in March? someone please help!
When they make weird autistic comments it's weird
But when people call you big it's good
That sounds pretty cringe-y, but I'm pulling for you.
>Thanks man, I'll report back. I thinks she calling me at the end of the week
Why is she calling you if you aren't going to be hooking up anymore/?
sup manlet hope you are doing well. Gonna go work bacjk with a qt today, Dont think aimma fuck her but gonna invite her back to my place and cook her steak. and just happen to drop a magnum condom out my wallet where i store my wads of cash.
Just to part in a nice way really. Say goodby and shut. But yeah I'm literally going to be honest and try and keep seeing her as Ive really fell for her lol. Best girl ive ever had. I'm kicking myself for not doing something sooner to keep her
Should have told him to leave you alone
Or got the manager to kick him out
Fuck people like that
This entire post made me smile
Godspeed you beautiful bastard
Don't need to fuck her this time, there's always next time
You gonna keep lifting wth her?
Went for a run and lifted with my girl yesterday
Holly shit that booty is getting big
Tried to eat her from behind in the shower after and I couldn't get past that big round butt
I think the reason the comments are so uncomfortable is that when i first started working there I was skinny as fuck, 5'8 132lbs
so they still think of me as this skinny weak guy, now I weigh 175lb, which by online standards isnt a big deal but i cant wear a tshirt without them making dumb comments or saying negative shit
Brehhhs quick need some opinions on Dbol
Got some pharma grade shit right here but afraid to run it since I've heard some horror stories?
So, experiences/stories/recommended dosage?
I'd caffeinate and do it now. There's a good chance that work is always going to be fucking with your gains.
Milfs are the best.
>tfw no more high test milf to make me pot roast before sex.
Oh they're doing that?
Fucking throw it back at them
When my family started saying I was fat or too big etc I'd ask them why they were all like twigs and did they intentionally make it look like they'll snap if a light breeze comes through.
They got all defensive every time and now they don't say shit.
people want to be cunts just be a cunt right back
Aim to destroy every time and they'll stop talking shit.
Don't be a bitch, dbol is great, inject test and tren, eat dbol, lift big get big
Honestly the sex with her was amazing. She would come over at night and we fuck through the night and into the afternoon the following day......I'll ever find a girl like her again. I have to keep hold of her
Then don't lift at all, if you're afraid of what ppl might say something about you.
Stop being a faggot and stop caring what other ppl think about you. Do whatever the fkc you want.
GET BIG like this guy.
Natty scum here..
thinking about roiding since 1 year now.. now i had the thought to create a youtube channel where i vlog everything in detail and do some "natty to enhanced" series and show all the nattys what they are missing out on, thoughts?
srs one of my friends said he bloated like shit, got horrible acne, made him agressive... basically test sides but much amplified
maybe he was bullshitting me then
School doesn't award credit for CLEP. Only provides waivers.
I did e-mail the dean, provided a little more background, and asked him to reconsider his request since I have a job in May that is contingent upon me graduating. So we'll see...
If they say no, I'm going fuck you mode on everyone.
I would track everything and and talk about every detail i feel during the cycle, even if my nipples are itching or shit like that.
Im also a graphic designer and therefor not untalented when it comes to cutting and shit.
Im aksing because since i am natty i wish for something like that since i long time.
Evens and I blast this semester
Odds I stay on cruise
so.. the halflife is like 3 hours. you can stop and be out of your system in like a day..
or start at a low dose and.. nevermind, if you cant figure it out then go get some noxplode and a bodybuilding.com tanktop
What would you guys say how big the chance is in % for someone who never had acne and only a few pimples on his face/back from time to time to get acne weil doing a 500mg/week testE 12 week cycle? And how much % will that guy get gyno if taking AI and doing proper PCT?
yeah.. except that shits forever and everyone you know who doesnt understand will talk mad shit and yadda yadda.
unless youre going to profit it just seems like a sad attempt at vanity or internet 'fame' or some shit
I can't I have to have her, she perfect, her personality is spot on for what I like, she just perfect. I'm legit writing down stuff to say on the phone for when she calls I have to keep her in my life for longer, ive only known her 2 months
Its kinda rude to ask isn't it? In the gym its different if you know the guy or if its a good buddy, but just some random dude at a party? Or a coworker? Even if he's huge you don't just ask that shit.
>yeah you're right bro. no need to be arrogant tho, this is my first run with the juice so I'm a bit on edge
not being arrogant.. nothing to do with me.
you just sound like you should spend less time doing shrugs on the squat rack
Will i loose hair on 500mg test/week?
Got The product but scared af of becoming a bald wanker
that feel when this pic is goals
that feel when this poster sounds like either a neckbeard or skeleton
>that feel when school starts and RIP gains
Not every girl has guzzled cum and kicked asses though
What if this girl is more pure than jerrys waifu? What then?
I am literally going to cry when I speak to her, ive never felt like this about a girl before......she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. I will honestly never meet a girl so perfect for me aside from the slight age gap as her...fuck this hurts, honestly had the best few months of my life just knowing and texting her. I wish I could go back a month or so and tell her I want her :(
from one chronic oneitis-er to what sounds like someone who has oneitis:
you got da itis bruh. she might seem perfect, but its just your perception of her
source: i've felt these feels many times senpai. and every time I look back and realize I was just in it for the chase, and that there are a ton of other girls that I could easily oneitis or have a healthy relationship with
the tunnel vision seems very real. iktf. but you'll be aight.
of course, talk to her and be honest about how you feel so you don't live with any ragrets.
but if she decides to end it, it's okay to feel sad that she's not going to be in your life anymore. embrace it, and become stronger. improve yourself - that's how I get over it
It just stops your sick working properly..... So yeah
It's like you WANT her to destroy you
Why is she so "perfect" though?
this is like saying id rather flood my house with a firehose than have it burn down, even tho it wasn't on fire to begin with
estrogen helps with cholesterol metabolism,
e2 too low can cause ed and loss of libido
Maybe she's one of them girls who fills water pistols with vodka and sprays other sluts at parties?
Then they let the football team gangbang them.....
Or maybe it's her kids toy
Either way idgaf because she's hot
>But it doesn't hinder you gains if you take it
yes it does.
estro plays a lot of roles including helping regulate gh and igf-1 and shit
also a normal amount of water retention has obvious benefits on muscle growth
Yeah but if you take like 5mg aromasin ED in now way or shape will you crash your e2. I agree that's not needed unless you get the high estrogen related sides, but if you're just too paranoid about getting them ( gyno mostly) like all beginners, dosing your anti-estrogen low but ED preemptively won't hurt your (dick) gains
just give her space, she probably wants to go out and explore the world before settling down
I'm on 750mg/wk no AI with no gyno. Feels good man
Taking 12.5mg asin e3d put me in a real shit mood sometimes, not sure if it was because I was taking the asin too far apart or if it was crashing my estro (that would be weird at these doses I think) and gave me moderate bacne
I wouldn't fuck with AI unless you get puffy nips or start having mood swings. But that's just me, everyone here can do as they please
>I have some letro in my drawer for some reason
>probably shouldn't have bought it but I had gyno from dbol and flipped out
>it was only like $12 tho I'll run it when I do dbol again
So I'm gonna start doing GHRP-2 and insulin again soon. What's a good protocol? I don't need to know insulin dosage; I'm type 1 diabetic and I know my own insulin:carb ratio, I just want to know what other stuff besides GHRP-2 and insulin I take.
Also, what ratio of GHRP-2 to saline water do I use when mixing?
I've just never met anyone who matched what I look for so perfectly. She's 100% what I want and I reckon I could have had her if I told her from the start....and that kills me.
She's everything I want, personality matches mine, I can text her all day talking about random, pointless shit, laughing our heads off. Her body is banging, her face is perfect.
I'm crying here :(
Sorry for being a faggot though brehs, hopefully I can talk to her and sort out still seeing her somehow
Completely unnecessary though
I don't even need ai on 500 test
>not saying anyone can take 500test and not need so
But there's no point being preemptive about funk since it takes fucking forever to form
shes a milf though?
were you going to raise her kids?
like what were your plans
True, but if you're running aromasin it takes at least a week to have enough of that shit in your blood to be effective in reducing estrogen
It's great if you know you're body, then you now when and when not to dose
But as a beginner I didn't take any chances desu
Did you bloat heavy on 500mg?
>She's 100% what I want and I reckon I could have had her if I told her from the start
Now stop being a fucking dork. Jesus you're pathetic.
Atleast when I oneitis'ed hard my rational side still knew it was all bs.
You're in deeeeeep
>raising another mans genetic progeny
Beta as fuck
I agree that it's scary for a beginner etc
But I disagree that just taking it anyway is better
Oh yeah you fell for Swedish girl hard
Hey MT. Can you post the pic of your self made wrist roller?
Got a 5kg weight with some string here and a bar, but I feel like if the iron bar is straight I wouldn't be able to roll it properly all the way.
If you knew how to use the simplest of words correctly an older woman might've taken you more seriously breh ;) ;)
I didn't even read the story
Laughed uncontrollably at how pathetic some people are
Jelly as fuck
Who's MT? i'm just a random dyel anon, who by chance knows how to create a wrist roller. Kek
I'am glad you're following the right path to get big forearms.
I have attached a 2,5kg. Do you have a pvc pipe?
Make a hole true the pvc pipe and attach the plate with the weight.
This is the most closed picture i could find. It look just like that
I'm fucking balding at 21 years old.
Time to pct
Natty life is the life for me :(
Picture is your answer
2,5kg plate is more than enough.
It's annoying me for some reason, I don't like his stuff. Everyone is banging on about how amazing he is now he has died and his stuff is like number 1 on iTunes at the minute, why are people so fickle, they only like him because he died
All of this
I recognise his talent and like maybe one or two songs
But I'm seeing fuckers who never ever listen to his music going on about how sad they are he died and it's just fucking idiotic
Oh yea there is a ton of bandwagon shit going on. I enjoy his music so and think he is pretty great but he isnt really an icon of my time. My dad probably feels different but bowie was huge when he was younger
I don't think it would be up there if he hadn't died. Our ducking prime minister is banging on about how fantastic he is aswell. Saying how the word genius is overused but for David Bowie it's relevant. He was only a singer, it's not like he cured a disease or offered an advancement to mankind or something girly like that
I heard the genius thing. My dad laughed "he was a great musician but that doesn't make him a genius" he then went on about how bowie had 61 top 10 hits. Which is actually pretty impressive
Even if a group of scientists cured every cancer in just one day
They would not get recognition
There would not be fanfare and people calling them geniuses
Love to carry on about singers and actors because they can understand and appreciate what they do
Very few people can understand how cancer was cured
What's the law in the UK with regards to steroids?
My understanding was I could buy, use and possess them legally.
But it is illegal to sell, make or import?
Someone told me the law has changed and I'm scared /fit/.
>My understanding was I could buy, use and possess them legally.
>But it is illegal to sell, make or import?
It would be in the news for a couple of days before the anti cure shit started showing up "people are going to live longer so more strain on the earth's recourses" ect
Honestly people are retarded
You see the worlds first bionic eye?
>Australian scientists spend years developing basic prototype
>guvment refuses to give more funding to put it inside person
>American company offers to buy their tech and move them to America
>with the help from American team they spend years developing prototype for human trial that will let person see shapes again
>put eye inside persons head
Whole family "Thank you God for this miracle"
THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT ARE RIGHT THERE AND YOU'RE THANK FUCKING GOD
Skepticism of science is higher than skepticism of religion in the USA
So yeah I'd say its mainly murricans
Haha I used to be quite scared of needles. Used to shake in the chair and go completely pale when the doctor would start the procedures. Until I got additcted to opiates to the point I started shooting up. I stabbed myself like 30 times trying to find a vein on the first attempt. I have a high bf very thick skin and low blood pressure. I have almost zero vascularity. It took more than hour each attempt to find a vein. Needless to say I have absolutely no fear of needles now.
Moral of the story is: if you want something bad enough you'll go to any length and go through any pain to obtain that thing. Ask yourself if you want that thing bad enough.
Sticking a needle in yourself should be the least of your fears.
I can prove ALL these things at the same time! Also that vaccines cause autism and a paleo diet is the only way to eat
You just need to pay me monthly and I'll share my secrets
I accept credit card
My lawyers are also drafting a method where bye you sign your rights as a human over to me and I sell your body as a sex slave
fellows anons I am cramping up alot. I have been working out real heavy and its tough. I just ate a bananna but idk what else to do. This happened b4 i turned fraud and went to doctor they said I was fine but to cool it down in the gym
I certainly think so
I mean? It's not that bad having your body being used by big black men if the reward is learning the secrets of life and the universe
Oooooo yeah I can't promise that
If you have a gf or a hot sister we can a range to use her instead
Accutane brah here, anyone experience getting legal accutane but cycling on top of it?
I plan on cycling test e but with test prop kickstart, you think these niggas will see that im roiding in my monthly bloods?
get on some niacin. preferably slo niacin if you have it in your country.
>my beard genetics suck
Shit is way too thin
This is about 2 months of no shaving
Thinking I might just trim it off once I drop some fat and have a better jawline again
I'm on accutane
Got it legally
Shit is clearing acne up really well but makes skin, eyes, nose and ears really dry
Fucks recovery time
All my joints are dry and click and crack
It's a toss up between no acne and being able to lift big
I chose no acne
Hmmm and then cheeky can sell her to me
Because that commonwealth exchange rate
>Looks like a bunch of pubes stuck on your face lol
It just wants to be curly as hell unless I use stuff to keep it straight
Almost the same thickness on the front
It's my cheeks that are letting the team down
Maybe I need to brush mine and put product in it until
It's long enough
Probably just too thin to be a decent beard tho
I use to comb brush and oil my beard and use a little wax to keep my moustache out of my mouth. I don't really like photos of me so I don't have any of it looking nice before I went out to town or anything
Never been in a /fraud/-thread before, but damn are you all neurotic.
Seriously, you might be big but without roids you're literally nothing. With it aswell, you're just emotional bitches whining and knowing the there's an impending doom of bitchtits.
Seriously, get of your hormones you stupid faggots. Grills dig my body types wayyy more than they dig yours, and you know it.
>Roiding wont make up for your tiny dicks.
>"omg chimp your body is literally the dream of women"
>"not too big and not too small"
Gonna go bang her now. Cya faggots. Remember; you will never be Chad, now mattter how much you try.
y so buttmad anglo?
Why what you homosex
dubs never lie, faggots.
bet you don't even 9watt/kg on bikes and DL 3x your weight faggots. When did you run a 20k last time?
As i said, never been in a /fraud/ thread.
Go vegan and embrace health and fitness. /fit/ Is about FITNESS. Since when were roiders fit?
Even the dumbest fish don't fall for bait this obvious lel
Why do people even waste their time?
What's a cut?
500 whenever I do it
But it's only ever a few weeks at a time max
Because I hate cutting and frankly haven't gotten fat enough yet
Not even an entertaining troll
Guess this guy doesn't realize most of the people in /fraud/ are actually kinda intelligent.
Well... compared to the rest of the mongs on /fit/, anyways.
My kid brother rides at 40-50km/h on average
Literally competes against adults
>mfw a kid rides faster than him kek
I'm bore too but not bored enough to pretend I'm taking a troll seriously
High prolactin is killing my libido. Even while taking test, I have zero libido. Mentally, I want it, but my body doesnt react to shit and its getting really aggravating. I got bloods done and am getting my review in 2 days to see how bad it is. If I use caber or something to lower it, how long about until my libido returns? Please help, this shits killing me.
Didn't say i was doing 9watts or 20ks. Said you weaklings couldn't do it.
Well, post your stravas faggots and lets see.
Chicks will always love masterrace skellys over roidmongs!
If your theory is true, why did I fuck this girl?
>a manlet on steroids fucked this tall blonde who does small time modelling
It's almost like women want whatever they want and you're trying to justify being small my friend
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude anon
We get the lamest trolls and people take them seriously too often
How short are you my dear friend?
>"small time modeling"
Bitch, do you even fuck grills? She looks kinda young.
But we are bored I guess
She's decent yeah. Actually a really good person, used to be a good friend.
shes in her 20s lel
Nahhhhh absolutely don't fuck girls
Didn't you know all steroid users are manlet faggots?
>not lusting after ChimpModes ass
>fucking grills instead
Shave, put on a skirt and go post on /soc/, twinkie.
What do you mean time limit? One reason you wait until you are in your 20's is because your hormones and that sort of stuff are still growing and changing. IIRC 25-26 is the age it stalls and stops growing.
Honestly if you are young and want to know more you should look it up and decide for yourself. You are the one whose body is on the line. You are the one who needs to be comfortable with using gear
It's well known that I am bulking and have acne right now
Have a pic from about.... September
I think was the last time I took a pic
Steroids for 3 months at that point from skelly mode
Not sure what this means.
A. If you suppliment testosterone and are not competing in any competion you're not cheating in anything you fucking idiot.
B.fraud would imply you claim to be natural and are really taking steroids. FYI steroids are felonies you fucking retard. Of course people are going to say they don't do them.
C. Grow the Fuck up you fucking daggot pice of shit. The only reason this shits illegal is because if "muh kids might get hurt"
I suppose it's offensive if you don't believe in any God or gods. That family was probably praying for a miracle the whole time.
Did the family thank the scientists as well? If not they should've thanked them as well.