Cheating frauds general for better performance on the gear
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>take all the bait edition
>in need of more OP pictures on my phone edition
In for being the only one posting /fit/ girls
Step up people
I feel that you might be over estimating what steroids can do
You don't become gigga nigga overnight
>on 150mg test 1g tren
Am I better off using 100mg of anavar a day or 3ius of good quality HGH(not pharma, but pcom is about as good as it gets)?
HGH might not seem to be that big of a boost at a low dosage, then again anavar at 100mg a day might have some side effects, though at 1g of tren and with n2guard I don't really see it doing much damage all things considered.
Steroids AKA Inferiority Complex Juice
AKA you are a faggot if you take it juice
AKA i want acne and a broken dick juice
AKA My dad beat me juice
AKA I have a very small cock juice
AKA im a loser beta juice
AKA wanna be chad juice
But in all due honesty, i could prolly attain that natty if I went on a greasebulk. 4-5 months.
Mate, you can't be serious. Are you honestly taking roids to look like that?
>what happens when you burn 999 Cals in the treadmill?
How you gonna smesh vapid sloots every day if your tinder pics aren't sexy af?
Zyzz did steroids so it's okay
You ain't smashing sluts because of your body, that's for sure
>>35582535 ma nigga natty > not
>Zyzz did steroids so it's okay
Works for me
Why would I grease bulk for 4-5 months though?
I will occasionally eat a big ass deep fried meal, but mostly I eat clean.
Again, steroids don't work overnight. You think ronnie was born a monster?
Must be my good looks and charming personality.
Hard to tell when everyone talks about how big I am now, when girls in clubs lift my shirt to see abs, when I fucked girls and they go on about how strong I am/ how fit I look.
Confusing mixed messages there
It certainly works for me. I'm already older than he was when he died, so I can't possibly die due to coke, roids and a sauna lel
As it seems, natties won this battle, but war is not over.
Chimp has come to salvage you all to attain the fightclubmode, the true attainer for chicks. Everyone loves fightclubmode, but not everyone loves a fucked up roidmong.
Join me, and together we shall smoke slootz and give each and everyone of you qt's. Go fightclubmode brehs.
Optional for dem leftist qt's;
>go high carb vegan
I'm just here to get strong and toss honeys real high up
Been making progress too, can hold bitches one handed overhead with one or both of their feet
Granted my partner weighs less than some of the dumbells at my gym (I think she's ~103lbs)
If you don't want to get lean and big, why take roids?
>why do steroids if (insert bs reason)
Because I don't want to rebuild several years of lifting that I foolishly destroyed because my ex was insecure that being fit would mean I'd cheat
I'd say we have
Don't fuck up your heart
Take moderate doses
Respect your damn body
Don't exceed your limits dangerously
He means tossing them round in the bedroom
If ya know what I mean :^)
Oh god Chem
I like that bastard but holly fuck he's a shining example of why drugs are bad mkay
So i've been on about 1.5 years now and am sitting at a really lean 200 pounds at 5'10. Is it safe to assume anybody "in the know" knows im on? I haven't been accused since I was a way less lean 200 about a year ago on my first blast.
Mate, it's actualky delicious. Coconut milk and tikka masala curry paste, I'd let you taste. You'd love it.
>not eating pickled ginger with every Meal
It's like you're roiding but still natty. Hold me, if you want gains eat fresh
I was just pointing out that pickled food is not fresh
Also yes the only food I eat that isn't fresh (if you count fresh food that is frozen or stored in a fridge to prevent it going off) would be milk and cheese.
Heard good things!
Well only thing remotely fermented I eat is tofu and kimchi. It's nice I guess, would love to try more though.
>implying I wouldn't love to cook food for everyone in /fit/
Good to see a fellow flat foot on here. I see you have the same weird hip rotating forward problem that I do.
Zyzz didn't do cardio.... Guess I'd better get on the bike
I recognise those labels
Also it's good stuff
Currently 250test, 400tren
I'll eventually drop the tren again, give it a few months when I get another blood test, see how my numbers are then go on another blast
No need to go crazy all the time, gotta avoid heart explosions
jesus christ what the fuck is all of this ebin natty vegan meme faggotry doing in my fucking thread
what the fuck
I get niggered by some cunt janitor for a couple days and all of a sudden it's like play time at the retard roundup
10/10 do recommend
Everyone was saying there are cheaper than him yesterday, but he's been top notch service wise.
Well that's all relative
I'm currently resting more than training hard because accutane has ruined my recovery and I'm avoiding hurting my joints
Once I'm off accutane I'll be going back to lifting hard
Hate to have to be the one to tell you. Also why your gut protrudes forward (hip rotation is off, posture reflects that). And yes, I personally notice the pain more in my knees during cardio.
this is what happens when brick can't drink because of dnp and can't sleep because school is gay
nobody gives a shit about your white guilt diet you limey bitch
>waah I'm a vegan fish feel pain
good, I hope I can taste the abject suffering of every living creature as I consume its deliciously carcinogenic charred flesh
I hate you all
B-b-but Ive done Muay Thai for years, and always been told I've got really flexible hips. I do hip yoga stretches with no probs.
What I noticed tho is I land more "heavy" on the left foot than in my right.
I run shoeless btw. Using those vibram so I never get pain in knees, just in foot and cramps in calves overtime.
Accutane and training hard are not mutually exclusive. I've been on 40mg a day since I hopped on (this past May) and have made massive strength gains and dropped bf%. If you really feel it in your joints add some nandrolone since you're bulking anyway.
>because of dnp
I still got at least 6 months before its cool enough to do dnp again
I'm gonna have to cut like someone who doesn't like to poison themselves
Yeah a few people have said they're on higher doses than I am and only had reduced recovery as a result
However most of my joints are really fucked up from army days
So I have to be extra careful to treat them well, I don't want to permanently break something just because my ego couldn't handle not progressively adding weight for a couple months
That's disappointing to hear. I was hoping to try yoga/in depth stretching as a means to improve my situation. Sucks to hear someone who does it regularly still suffers from flatfoot problems. Really focus on where your striking on your foot when you run (I'm sure you already do, just saying).
Yah, that's prolly it. Been slacking of the technique recently. I think its a tendon that's fucked that getting overworked. Will have to try to balance that out in some way, also try to use calves even more when running.
Ty for pointing out the stature problem btw, gonna have to check it out
Oh nah she fucking hated sucking dick
I was just too idiotic and beta to dump her ass
Current gf sucks dick like she was raised on porn
Loves getting my balls in her mouth
Let's me face fuck her, last night she pretty much spent an hour just sucking my dick and getting me to abuse her face
>gonna wife the bitch some day
do you see me coming down to where you work, slapping the dicks out of a mouth that must look like a toddler haphazardly jammed corn kernels into a mound of playdough, and shouting about your cockrage like a schizophrenic on the subway?
no, you don't
get fistfucked by an angry gorilla
Brick is triggered guys
Fucking run before he goes on a rampage
Someone get him to describe whatever he's currently researching
All the medical science will help calm him down
Man I love getting my salad tossed.
There was this one gamur girl in my class two years ago, real quirky/shy but dirty girl you know the type.. Anyway, she was one of my pals oneitis. He gave her roses, bought her drinks and dinner, wightknighted her in class, the whole shebang...
One night, she gives me a booty call. Never really cared for her but came over anyway. Long story short I made her eat my ass for at least half an hour (srs), spit on her face, pulled her hair, and in the end came all over her face, and in her eye which gave her a red eye for days lulz
She was drunk and went along with it but I think she regretted it later. She started badmouthing me and she got together with that one beta fuck. Funny thing is I still have the image of her licking my anus vividly imprinted in my mind, but even better I've also got it on photo on my old laptop. In five days they'll organize a party celebrating their one year relationship. I aim to distribute these images along their friends, and send them the raunchiest ones masked as a party card.
That's all. Just had to share my thoughts, don't know why.
I talked about that and everyone said don't do it because it doesn't actually help lubricate joints
Only reduce swelling
HGH or peptides is going to help more
I'm not concerned with slowing down for a bit to be safe
Already got massive stretch marks anyway
the funny thing is I'm just cranky cause I'm getting up at the asscrack of dawn to get some liss in before class and I haven't had a beer in like two weeks
I don't think whistletooth the vegan turbodouche can understand how toned down and moderated I am compared to half-feral deployed brick or functional alcoholic in korea brick
lord knows what I'll be like with vet tren flowing
sometimes it's a burden to be gifted so
Tw: vegans, military
I work at the military atm. Gonna apply for paratrooper regiment and testing this February actually, wish me luck.
You can keep me company, but I guess having someone as neurotic on the plane will be a risk.
Don't worry :> well throw you down and forced feed you vegan meals
Also, you should post in tumblr, brick. You'd suit right in amongst all neurotic bitches whining about everything.
>check your nattyprivalege
>not having to worry about bitch tits
:( I wish ginger made u non-natty
I had mixed feelings about this post until
The end when I was laughing openly
God speed you terrible bastard
What does it even matter what time you get up tho?
You're already gonna do better than anyone else in your class kek
Vet life skills vs teenager still living at home life skills
I always wondered why I always had so much free time compared to every single coco mate
Turns out they all just suck at life immensely and military levels of organisation plus autism means I unconsciously do every boring chore or task in my life without thinking and am left with mountains of time to do whatever I want
>lord knows what I'll be like with vet tren flowing
Fatlifts was perma-butthurt after a while, not a great time for /fraud/.
>d-do I have potential guys?
Dumb mother fuckers on the Internet
Why does every faggot who loves jdm
Think that 2jz and rb are the only fast motors on the planet?
They got this idea that their little Jap rice burners are fucking super cars or some shit
Always fucking kids who don't have the money to build a fast car anyway
No fucking clue
Cant wait for next pin tomorrow first thing in the morning
Learned to take dbol a few hours before workouts too
Been texting with finals grill a bit, going to hang out soon. Still not sure if I should make a move the very first time we hang out though.
I prefer fraud because shit posting is love
Shit posting is life
That's also kind of entertaining though
Plus he'd never get in to kangaroo land
People are afraid of anyone that crosses the sea
I liked taking dbol ~30 mins before workout
Make your move, she's hanging out with you so either she wants you or she just wants to be friends and either way this is the fastest way to get down to business
>test makes me want to be more productive.
That's boost juice for you. It really does give you more energy and this is why I'm never coming off. It's life enhancement.
I kinda want to come off for my testicles sake, but then my mind will probably change deeper into the cycle.
I can almost compare it to adderall if adderall also gave a mad confidence boost
>Drew 2 oils into one syringe today its harder than i thought it would be
>Doing the same thing, twice
>tfw I have never seen anyone move a weight over lamo 2pl8 in any way at all
>tfw I am the big lifter at my gym
I'm dyel so it's pretty embarrassing imo. But it is nice having a taste of the "big guy at the gym" before I really make it there for real
Would anyone be interested in seeing progress shots of a mk677 cycle? I've been lifting for a bit over a year and got my hands on some, would you guys want to see that or is this not my personal blog?
Am I going kill?
Started my cyle yesterday
Tren e 400mg week
Test C 150mg week
t3 125mcg ed
clen 120mcg ed
ephedrin 40mg ed
metribolon 1mg ed
halotestin 40mg ed
hgh 4ui ed
anapolon 150mg ed
Wow I didn't really expect a positive response but then again I've never really visited /fraud/ threads before. So it's getting here in a couple days, should I just trip once I start and then take it off once I'm done? And are weekly progress shots good? Because I feel like daily would be too excessive
Gear arriving next week for my first cycle. 500mg test e ew, 30mg dbol ed for first 6w, arimidex on hand, nolva for pct. Lastly 500iu hcg ew.
Question is should I bother with the dbol on my first cycle?
I subq'd tren once guys.
When I first pinned I started with subq test e which actually worked pretty great, eventually went to delts.
mixing some tren e into the subq on another cycle was a fucking terrible idea. Hurt for ages, then still hurt like it was burning if I pushed at it with my finger or bumped it even days later.
I eventually got gyno symptoms on test e 500mg/wk alone, sore sensitive nipples and hard ball under nips, went away upon ceasing the cycle.
Dbol would suck for that if you're prone to that side like me. But you dont know since it's your first.
Weekly would be great. Make sure you post before and after pictures of the muscle groups you focus on. If you need help with a training regiment and dosage of what you're using, don't be afraid to ask. There's usually somebody that knows that isn't bullshitting.
So, can someone recommend me a basic stack for starting out on anabolics? So far im thinking trenbolone every other day, 50mg to start with and see how I react. 500mg of testosterone a week to counteract the natural suppression caused by the tren. Some form of aromatase inhibitor to stop the gyno. Any thoughts or ideas?
I'd start with the first two weeks being test 250, just to get used to the tren. As soon as the tren kicks in full, blast it up to 500. Then work from there. You should be feeling great, but if things get to intense bump it to 30 MG tren and 300 MG test. You just have to find what works for you.
I would still say test only for your first time on gear but it's not unheard of to do test and tren for your first time. Just read up about it and be prepared to change your doses and you should be fine
Cheers for the info lads, I guess my next question would be where to buy from. Being in the UK it's legal to have them for personal use but not distribution so buying them isn't so easy. And I really don't want to be fucking about on the dark web looking for IA's and other products, that just sounds like way more hassle then it's worth! Sorry if i'm not supposed to ask about buying, hardly ever come to /fit/
I had to dump 2 fwb's in the last week and you're bitching bout a pair of saggy tits
What are this Cheeky
No where near as big a deal as the internet makes it out to be but it's the ace of all trades if there ever was one
It can push you over the edge mentally if you are close to the edge if that makes sense. It's sides can also be pretty brutal
It does differ from person to person a fair bit
Look fuck off. I can't get over her. I played it cool with her as I thought I'd just have her right up until I go to uni. Like she would just be mine, until I said no. Its too early for me to lose her and I can't be fucked with tinder because the girls are so boring. Like I'm talking to a girl at the minute but I have no interest in her the conversation is boring, I can't turn it round to sex.....it's just like what's the fucking point when if I wasn't such a twat and told her not to look for another guy or something whilst I was seeing her sort of then I'd have the perfect girl
I'm usually a pretty sensitive guy but cheeky you sound like you need to get a grip. I understand it's hard to get your thoughts / feels across in text but come on man pull yourself together a bit
Fml, I will, just need time
Yeah lol, she has split from her husband now and has found a new guy. That's the thing I think she was interested in me but I played it so cool with her that she never acted on it other than hinting and then she stopped all together
Nah I can relate because I have gone through a pretty similar thing recently. Maybe he doesn't have anyone to vent to so we are it. But there is a limit to how much "woe is me" I can read before I tell you to take a concrete pill and harden up
Proof she was shit tier relationship material. Jumping branches more than a TinyChimp
Leave it to Cheeky to fall in love with a past-prime cheating saggy pair of tits
>Nah I can relate
>take a concrete pill and harden up
Seriously thinking about getting dat der tren after my head settles
Neh I would have been able to control her. Her old husband was just a low test cunt that didn't fuck her
>Neh I would have been able to control her.
The very fact that you'd have to "control her" means she's shit tier to mong.
And the fact you're crying over her loss means you wouldn't have been able to control her since losing her clearly means so much to your brittle heart.
If having loved and lost makes you a fagget fair enough. I ain't even my about that, learnt some valuable lessons and I like to think I'm better off for it
In a month or so you will be wondering what you even saw in her and be looking for something better. Till then suck it up and you will be fine
>I will fucking wreck you mate, I will fucking destroy you
At least you got something destroy cause that old cunt isn't there for it anymore, lolol
>learnt some valuable lessons and I like to think I'm better off for it
Good job. Now tell Cheeky the about said valuable lessons before he goes down the deep end
I now you are right, it's just hard at the minute. I just need time to get over her. I've never felt like this about a girl before. I'm normally just like
"Fine, by" but god this milf was great
So we know that skellies and fatties can turn into zyzz with injections and a fuck ton of work and dedication
But what would be a recommendation for power lifters or someone seeking ways of Klokov ? Someone that starts of higher bf and wants to just up his lifts and speed up recovery
Saw a friend and his gf
She is totally controlling
Doesn't let him say or do anything
Tells him who he is allowed to be friends with
Constantly carrying on if he even looks at another woman
Is friends with whatever guys she wants and talks to any guy she wants
Blames all of her problems on anxiety and depression
Its quite a bit stronger than test, gave me crazy libido and I spent too much time fapping and not enough lifting. Other then that the only sides I got were tren night sweats. The injections are also painful (while test isn't) for me.
>test, deca, dbol
You're gonna need a serm or an ai, like toremi or aromasin.
Higher body fat expresses more aromatase, which is the enzyme that converts test into estrogen and works on some other roids too.
So yeah you'll want to prevent estro sides on higher BF.
Especially adding stuff known for estro sides in addition to high test like dbol and deca.
so i got a lot of money recently.
planning to blast/cruise on 500mg/200mg test a week. what do you recommend for sides? nolva or arimidex? i'm going to read through the thread while waiting for answers. sfw pics incoming
Tbh its pretty simple to get answers on the interwrbz
Use Google be smart
I did better off the cuff while half asleep
sup frauds. Hope all is well. Worked out with qt last night then she told me to get on my back and stretched my calf and hamstring. Felt good
she was a super cutie. weighs 110 to small for me but my dick would fit nicely in her. Probably go into her stomach. She was wearing see through pants and a tight black thong and did dead lifts in front me asking for my approval....
>weighs 110 too small for me
I fucking hate winter break I should have stayed at school
>tfw gf lives 200 miles away
>haven't smashed in two weeks
The only thing that's keeping me from going off the deep edge is fapping
Fine fine and you?
The other you were saying you wanted a gf. I think it will do you good.
Don't listen to jm, he's pessimistic about everything .
It's an enrichment, if it's a good gf. Trust me
tsall good this side.
chilled with preggo today, which was nice
>The other you were saying you wanted a gf
>It's an enrichment, if it's a good gf. Trust me
what if she's broken af with issues tho?
cuz those are the girls I know
I used to not mind the "Is my first cyle ok bros?" posts here or all the retarded questions on r/bb that any intelligent human who has been lifting for more than a month should know the answer to by now. Now whenever i read them I fantasize about smacking the shit out of these people for not just doing a simple god damn google search.
...I think the tren has caught up with me
Holy shit. That's no gf material imo. Just cumdumpster
Bipolar, kek. Maybe she's crazy in bed tho.
No, i won't do it breh. Also cheat history. She will probably cheat on your ass also.
It's important she supports you in the things you wanna accomplish in life. Supportive, energetic, sweet, sometimes mean and aggressive, good looking, high test, interesting, same interests, willing to do what it takes. 5%
Yeah of course.
But that girl.. Just don't. Too many bad signals breh. Its no enrichment. Only negative shit.
I had a girl in the past with problems. That shit won't last long,trust me. She was good looking, but that didn't comprises
I've had this problem for 4 years - it's been acute for 6 months, and I'm now sedentary and struggle with daily activities. I injured the second shoulder while doing rehab for the first.
However, trips have given me new hope. I've got this.
Seeing surgeon on Friday and probably gonna try cortisone
what is the actual injury? Ever tried any of those peps like tb500?
corticosteroids won't do shit besides reduce inflammation, you're going to need to address the underlying damage that's provoking the inflammatory response to get anything done
>caring what she did
shit shes still cute as fuck and that subtle accent is cute too.
you're a manlet, on 250 test & 400 tren roiding for 3 months.
in all srsness, not that i care, but you honestly could and should be much more muscular right now especially as you used to lift before and now started again?
after I quit lifting and got underweight I started lifting natty & madbulked gaining 35lbs in just under 2 months without visibly raising my bf% much at all
then again 35 pounds isn't that much at 6'2
Impingement apparently. Physio doesn't really seem sure though. I'm getting my first X-ray friday and an actual expert's opinion to see if surgery is required for me.
I don't have access to tb500
My current plan is:
Cortisone directly in shoulders to reduce acute inflammation
GHRP-6 and deca, +oral supps (MSM, glucosamine, chondroitin, etc)
Work hard on the rehab while the inflammation is reduced to try to get my shoulders healthy
I'm hoping I can do this without surgery. I've read enough Subacromial Decompression success stories to be keen, but enough horror stories to be dissuaded
Any advice appreciated
Fake tits = ruined imo desu
xray isn't going to do shit broham, mri is 100% required imaging to diagnose any soft tissue injury definitively
if there's a labral tear you're in for some cereal shit, if it's tendon laxity then there's other issues that can be even more complicated
>xray isn't going to do shit broham
I figured, it's just standard procedure for this surgeon to get an x-ray before the first consultation
>you're in for some cereal shit
Fears brah, this doesn't sound good. I'm studying to be a personal and I missing fucking my gf good
I have a bet withthe asian qt first person to drop 10lbs by end of mon th wins 100$. Easiest 100$ ive ever made. Gonna change the bet to see if we can play domination with our sexual parts
With 12.5 mcg T3 your natty test could be enough, but of course more is more.
12.5 mcg is supposedly not supressive and could have long term benefits via gene expression.
Disclaimer: probably not noticeable, but it's cheap and it is a difference.
it's on the off chance it's something simple like a bone spur that can be fixed with a quick laproscopic shave down
get the knife job done if you have to, put in the work, and you should be able to cut your recovery by a third or so with peps/gh
Yes but recovering thyroid is the pits m8, even if it only takes about 2 weeks.
I've resigned to staying on permanent thyroid replacement because
>fuck 2 weeks of constipation and no sex drive
But yes, aware even long-term use probably doesn't permafuck thyroid
I'm devoting this year to hopefully becoming normal again. I'm 22 mayn I'm too young to be crippled.
I'm also having some kind of tendinopathy in my triceps near my elbows lately, but my physio completely ignores this. She also gives me odd looks when I say I still feel pain at rest. Thinking she thinks I'm some kind of hypochondriac, I'd slap a bitch but my shoulders
LOLOLOL. she is noo uggo. she is wifey material. food b4 i ravished her after gym
alright yolo swag I will stop talking about my asian qt who cooks and cleans my apartment and lets me choke her and put my sock in her mouth when she screams my name so loud the neighbors hear us, Sorry Please guys go back to your fraudulent conversations
Lmao, listen to this kid. He thinks he's special because a woman cooks for him and clean his appartement. What a privilege sir. Tell me your secrets because i don't know how to get someone like that.
All haill this special dude. Kek
Canary: I made a picture from my wrist roller device. Hope this makes it more clear for your ass.
Protip: who don't use this device is a huge faggot
what does this mean? He is just busy or
Tren-e 600, test e 250, mtren 1mg
Good cut cycle for 3 months or no?
Should I have started taking my AI already?? Yesterday was my second day I pinned, fucking anxiety still getting to me, 150mg test.
Doing a 300mg test e per week recomp cycle at about 25% BF, I figured I would start taking my Aromasin if I started feeling sides or after the second week when the test has built up more in my system.
Considering my high BF, should I have started the aromasin after my first pin?