Still want to try DNP?
>when he took eight of the 'fat burners' in a day
>when he took eight
>I was hoping the steroids would keep the muscles, but the tablets would strip the fat
I took three in the morning and I didn't feel anything for a few hours, so stupidly I took another five.
His own fault when he obviously didn't spend time reading about what the hell he was taking
>""I remember seeing a story about DNP and people who died and just thinking they weren't taking them right."
literally what the guy in the article said. this dude honestly sounds like a majority of fit. a decent amount of fit are kind of dense to begin with anyways.
Just goes to show, becoming fit is suppose to not only shape your body, but also your mind. In addition to squats and heavy lifts, we're suppose to learn patience and discipline; to learn our body's limits, how to safely push them, and temper the fire inside us. So if we resolve to just throw aside balance and cheat our way to the finish line, then we best prepare to be consumed by our own fiery greed and impatience.
>I'm not like other guys. I can handle...THE POWER of DNP *takes 8 pills in a day like a retard*
>help im dying :(
>Phew! I survived! Take it from me guys DNP is unsafe! I thought I was on the top of the world but I learned muh lesson! Dont take DNP the same will happen to you! DERP!
"But around two years ago he started using steroids he bought online and from pals to bulk up, and reached around 15-and-a-half stone"
>roiding for this
>If you read about what he did, he definitely didn't take them right.
well obviously, it was overdosed
but the point is that the guy in the article said the exact same thing you guys are saying now about obviously taking too much. he himself had the same thought process you guys are having, yet still ended up actively overdosing later on. this shows that just because you recognized what an overdose was, and stupidity in other people doing it, does not mean that you won't get caught up in your own moment and end up fucking yourself up just like he did. its not like he didnt realize what an overdose was to begin with, and its not like he even denies it was his own stupid fault. people get caught up in things and dong think straight all the time
Dayum straight. My ex cheated by getting liposuction (parents had money) and other than for studying she had no willpower, no stamina, no sense of control. BEAT THE DEVIL FROM WITHIN
This fucking idiot deserved it. He took like three pills, "didn't feel it", then decided to pop five more. That's not a problem with dnp, that's just proof that some people are so stupid that no amount of warnings, directions, or safety will save them. It's just too bad he bred already.
The fact that we KNOW you shouldn't take 2 grams of fucking DNP kind of illustrates that we're different from that fucking moron who decided to dose based on "if he felt it"
Do you take 50 painkillers when you don't feel any difference after taking 2?
nice le hat meme my good sir :^)
truly your posts are of the finest quality and I heartily suggest you continue with dispensation of your particular brand of time-honored wisdom
>6 months of normal cutting in less than a month
>6 months of cutting
>England is the only English-speaking country
He took 8 freaking caps in one 12 hour period.
He put 2g of that shit in his body voluntarily. You would have to be an idiot to do that with all the info that is out there.
I don't understand why people care so much about what other adults decide to do with their own life.
So many people who hate on it and "hope" users OD on it... but it's literally just to project anger and instigate others.
Buncha keyboard warriors and thumb thugs.
He exhibits the typical roid head mentality - looks for shortcuts while downplaying or ignoring all potential risks and consequences. The result is almost always either a mediocre body that should be attainable natty or one that looks so much like a disgusting veiny dick that it scares small children.
It's a unique mix of entitlement, laziness, and stupidity coupled with body dysmorphia that leads to incidents such as this.
>wants to burn a few extra hundred calories a day
>option A - a half hour of cardio
>option B - eat a tiny amount less
>option C - acquire an illicit drug that highly toxic and can leave you with permanent eye, CNS, skeletal, or skin issues
Natural selection in action,
<muh safe DNP usage
People who get fucked on DNP don't post on /fit/ anymore. Not a surprise.
>temper the fire inside us
>fiery greed and impatience
oh am i laffin
500 mg of dnp prefer increases my tdee by over 2000 calories a day, not a few hundred. Even just 250 mg increases it by over 1300. You can hold whatever dumb opinions you want, but at least attempt to educate yourself on the thing you're ignorantly trying to hate, Mr samefag.
I've ran four cycles of DNP @ 750mg per day dispersed over 8 hours for each 250mg tablet. I kept my micros and macros on point and was very hydrated without taking any diuretics.
I lost 22 lbs in a month at a starting body weight of 185.
This is what it looks like when you're not handicapped and cycling DNP at the same time. You could run 200 miles in a month and lose less fat and more muscle than someone on DNP sitting on a couch.
Just what I fucking need. More DNP articles for my mum to read through. She's constantly reading trash news websites and linking me shit about caffeine, meat causing cancer and other horse shit.
>tfw the other day she asked me why I was sweating so much
>He's obviously a retard who massively misused a product
He's a human being driven by the same kind of body dysmorphia and insecurity that infests this board.
There is literally a permanent DNP general for boys chasing that 6-pack so they can be Zyzz and get grills.
It's disgusting. I hope he becomes a spokesperson against this kind of vain drug abuse.
The usual story.
>Idiot takes 9 DNP pills at once, cause he doesn't "feel" it. Nothing new.
He obviously didn't do enough research, like that 21 yo student, who did the same and died.
How about we write an article about the countless people who managed to finish a weightloss cycle on DNP without killing themselves, because they actually educated themselves about what they put into their body?
>Needs to lose 22 lbs at 185.
Seriously though. How fucking lazy and/desperate do you have to be? I mean, with roids there is literally no natural way to get that big. With dnp, just fucking eat less and run a bit. There is literally no reason aside from desperation, stupidity, and impatience to take risky drugs just to lose weight.
No, I wrote part of the pastebin, and occasionally stop people from killing themselves, since they are going to use DNP anyway.
Nigger you ain't getting shit. Post your mothers face.
yup, completely agree. Insecure faggots with image issues and lazy bastards who'd rather take unregulated drugs as opposed to eating correctly and making the effort in training.
Hope this happens to the rest of you DNP fucking idiots, no pharmaceutical grade for clueless manlet idiots
he clearly didn't do his research....the recommended maximum dosage is 2 caps aka 500mg. yet he went ahead and popped 9 goddamn pills like an idiot.
this is natural selection at it's finest
>Oh no, I showed my ignorance!
>b-b-better call him a cheater for damage control
Top lel brah. Cheating at what? The only rules that exist for me are the ones I choose to follow, so I'm not cheating shit.
Is it a competition? Why the fuck do you care if people wanna use PED's? I don't even take anything other than whey but I fucking hate you fucking "natty" elitists who feel the right to condescend anyone who doesn't make the same choices as you do.
>le hard work and dedication meme
You are so cool because you're such a dedicated hobbyist lifter!
>Took 4, didn't feel anything, so decided to take 5 more.
this really does sound like most of /fit/
i mean come on, there's a thread about how to fucking protein works right now on /fit/
Never used DNP in my life but honestly the story is about a guy overdosing, you can literally cause organ failure if you have more than the recommended amount of paracetamol doesn't mean that we should be wary of paracetamol just retards being retarded.
>I'm going to go back to the gym because I like to keep fit, but I'm never touching pills or steroids ever again.
Yeah, keep telling your self that.
Also, perfect logic.
>Take DNP in fucking stupid doses.
>Steroids are bad
Fuck off, half an hour cardiovascular will barely crack 500 kcal. And even then it's going to be 70% carbs. Dnp will burn 3 to 4 times as much and that will be pure fat during sleep.
Sure kid 6.5km cross country run 3 days/week for the last ten years. Takes about 40 mins and since I weigh 82kg that's about 500 kcal. Sometimes ill hit the gym the same day, still won't clear anywhere near the same as someone on dnp. The pills are easier to swallow than the truth for you kid
>The near-fatal does was the exact number taken by student Eloise Parry, 21, from Shrewsbury, who died just months earlier.
I had drunk sex with this girl once. She wasn't even fat just a little chubby, but apparently had massive insecurities and had suffered sexual abuse as a kid. Felt fucking surreal seeing the article when she died
nice b8 m8. but seriously I wasn't an asshole to her, we literally just had sex at a house party once and that was that. had no idea about her backstory as i had never met her before
I don't use dnp nor do I use steroids. I'm completely natty. But I'm not going to be ignorant of the science of either. Also my diet went to shit over christmas, but that wouldn't matter so much if I was younger. Hit 30 this year, so many physical attributes are fading. Metabolism is slower, recovery time is longer. Alcohol hangovers can last a full day and sexual refraction periods take forever despite the fact that I can ask pul hot young girls. I'd be lying if I didn't consider medicating or supplementing. All about writing up the pros and cons and making an educated decision. Unlike the brit in the op who was just being reckless, and you can't be reckless when you've got kids.
>just started my 4th dnp cycle
>every single cycle I've done has gone perfectly due to the 8 months of research I did prior to starting my first cycle and the continuing research I do on this dangerous drug
>see stories like this and just shake my head
Fucking entitled retards.
This is true.
The carb cravings and whatnot are horrendous. The urge to stop halfway through a cycle due to the sides.
>tfw an absurdist
>do shit like dnp (intelligently mind you) because why not
You should be an absurdist as well, it's liberating
Yeah agree on that but I live in Ireland and right now I go for ruins because it's out doors and I can actually get sunlight on my skin but only before 3 30pm. Vit d deficiency is real
Everybody's time is valuable to themselves. I find thinking otherwise to be absurd, but I guess that's why you're cool with telling overweight people to spend a year cutting rather than saving them months of time with a more efficient method so they can make it that much faster.
15 stone, 42 degrees... can i get these converted to ameristupid plz?
re: the obese individual that's way too much of a reductive argument.
there's a myriad of other issues you need to take into account when coaching an obese individual, and only one of them is actually losing weight.
saying what you have really demonstrates your lack of ability to think outside a very simplistic mindset.
re: time that's a pretty odd argument to make.
on one hand you're arguing your time (on earth) is valuable, yet you're advocating a the use of a drug that is:
3. shown to be detrimental to one's health.
if you valued time so much you wouldn't be willing to gamble all the time you have on this earth (your life) over losing fat at an increased rate be it via death or being arrest for holding the drug.
especially the home-brew nature of this drug meaning there are multiple types w/ multiple potencies combined with trusting a stranger to dose it correctly, and finally combined with a low overdose ceiling leads to a really stupid game of russian roulette to just lose fat faster.
there really is no actual good argument for taking DNP, it's a very stupid game to play.
Sort of related. I'm thinking of taking DNP but I have it in powdered form. There seem to be a lot of DNP users here so I'll ask. The guy in the article took 8 pills. I want to avoid being a dumbass like that. So how many scoops of DNP should I take a day without dying.
more like save the world & tax payers from your retarded family members who will attempt to sue people involved in the process because your relative was too fucking stupid to not kill themselves.
retards like you need to be protected from yourself.
You're retarded. Try HIIT. Once you hit 90% of your VO2 max you're burning almost entirely fat.
Also you think what you've done is any sort of accomplishment? Go look at long distance runners then look at sprinters. Kill yourself.
guess what fags i've done dnp and guess what? i was just fine the entire time, because i am not a fucking retard and did my research properly. i even used heavy doses, but they were completely safe and non lethal because i am not a fucking imbecile.
dnp seems ok if you take it in small amounts.
ive only been using it for 13 days and been sleeping in the couch and not exercising and just eating 8 big mac meals a day and managed to lose a bit of weight, no side effects cause 1 cap a day is nothing.
I should probably actually take it seriously.
>inb4 pajeet my son/gyno/dyel/shoulda went starting strength/stay nattie
I ate 7000 calories a day worth of big macs, fries, dr peppers and snack boxes while playing wow and path of exile all day and not exercising.
0 side effects at 250mg, id say it was worth it. a normal person woulda gained like 8lbs of fat.
>not taking 8 dnp pills in one sitting
>Cmon /fit/ its like your not trying to even make it
>Pop big to get Small!
Baha your muppetry is only exceeded by your vitriol. Sprinters vs long distance runners hasn't got anything to do with me. I run a little bit and I lift a lot. Maybe your reading comprehension isn't great so I thought I'd repeat that. The thing about running for 40 minutes is it allows me to get some natural light on my skin, Vit d deficiency is real this time of year. But your impotent rage is sadly an abundant resource in 4chan. Maybe ask your mum for a hug if she can still stand the sight of you.
>"I remember seeing a story about DNP and people who died and just thinking they weren't taking them right."
>He had taken three or four of the controversial tablets a day for a couple of weeks in early 2015, but on July 23 he took eight in 12 hours - his first day of re-taking the tablets.
COME THE FUCK ON
>consumed by our own fiery greed and impatience
A couple summers ago I took it for two months off and on.
No problems at the time and I lost like 40lbs.
The one thing I noticed was that my metabolism seemed shot ever since...it's been harder than ever to keep weight off since then.
Also - I still seem to heat up just a bit when I eat carbs. It could just be in my head - but it seems like it never went away.
Looks like he didn't read the sticky on the DNP general
I don't take DNP but read the sticky for curiosity. It's as easy as follow the damn rules it's so fucking straightforward an has 100 warnings of IF YOU TAKE MORE THAN WHAT YOUR BODY CAN HANDLE YOU WILL DIE
not American but wtf Brits are always like OMG HAHA HOW DONYOU COUNT DISTANCE WITH FEET?? FEET VARY IN SIZE!
Then it turns out these faggots use STONES as a damn measurement?! Like fucking really
>using re: like we're in the god damn 2000s writing a damn email
Either gramps or redditfag who's "too good" for green texting but good for tipping fedora and fapping to crayola horses
Sweet fucking god I've been kekking hard for the last 10 minutes please end me
>people still don't notice the shoop on the right
The amount over the max recommended dose is similar. So this guy took ~4× the daily max dose of dnp and if you do the same with paracetamol you have almost certainly fucked your liver. If you haven't it's a miracle.
Same if you take double the max dose for a couple of days. I would say if anything paracetamol is actually less forgiving esp if you're a smaller person.
you idiot why take dnp if you're just going to binge like a fatass? so on top of using poison you're fucking your self up even more by binging on mcdonalds.
im almost convinced this is bait now
Kill yourself my main man
Just use one of these. Take every idea that it's just for old people and throw it out of your head, these things are important when you need to take specific pills daily.
>But the father-of-one overdosed when he took eight of the 'fat burners' in a day and the poisonous chemicals increased his body temperature to almost 42 degrees.
Why are people so fucking stupid?
For the record you have a 0.0000000000001% chance of dying on dnp if you stick to one 250mg pill every 12hours for 21days.
You will lose massive fat and you will sweat but you wont die. I almost can confidently say you have a 100% chance of survival rate but one of you fuckers could be 85yr old ro some shit.
Crystal meth will make you lose more weight then DNP and it's the best pre workout. The major difference is that meth is safe and it won't kill you fast.
For anyone young whose reading this board realize that DNP is the dumbest way to lose weight and defeats the purpose of being fit/healthy .
Because US media channels are full of terrorism shit, daily gun massacres, and political idiots like Trump.
For all the bad points, I do actually admire some of the Media outlets here in the UK
Yep. If done right, DNP is great. You just really got to read up on what you're getting into. Follow the proven guides and you'll be safe.
I have some pills from 2 years ago - do you think they'll be OK or should I just order some new ones?
But it's just the same as POUNDS, just grouped into Stone. 1 Stone = 14 lb. Simples
Although it's rare now and people are phasing it out into Kilogrammes.
Best of both worlds. I know my weight in LB, Stone AND KG.
I highly doubt any Ameritard can figure theirs out without using Google
How will he die sooner? You get suicidal idiots who knowingly overdose on any drug.
A 21 day cycle of DNP won't kill you any sooner than someone who doesn't do DNP.
Unless you'd like to cite your sources?
>People who get fucked on DNP don't post on /fit/ anymore
that's because not many people 'get fucked' on DNP.
99.9% of users do their research and do a cycle safely.
And Yes I did a cycle safely 1.5 years ago and looking to do another this year
This is because dnp permanently fucks over the efficiency of the atp energy production in your myonuclei. Don't take shortcuts. Dnp is a shortcut. Anabolic steroids can be used a shortcut but is also used to push the limits of the body so I won't consider it entirely as such. Dnp is just being impatient/lazy though.
Yeah most DNP sellers are making a living off selling them to Americans from England. Hasn't been prescribed in US since 1938. Its legal in US but not legal to consume, its a gray area.
Yep still not able to find any sources to confirm DNP permanently fucks with your ATP.
While in your body, yes it does, but once its out of your system, your body restores its ATP energy production slowly
well no... all he had to do was not take 8 fucking pills of DNP. He could have taken 2 and still gotten good results, without going full autism.
If this becomes pasta I know for a fact this website has been taken over by reddit.
It's not risky if you do it right, therefore negating all the rest of your argument.
Just because the average person is too stupid to follow directions doesn't mean that EVERYONE is.
Would still use DNP if I could get my hands on it, too bad I never will, Salbutanol it is
>have a headache
>take 20 grams of tylenol
>liver completely fails
>need a liver transplant
>need to be on immunsuppressive drugs for the rest of my life
Still want to try tylenol?
Sounds good but is completely meaningless. You could make this exact same argument about using creatine or multivitamins. Hurr durr REAL lifters are disciplined enough to go without these things that help them!
DNP isn't some wonder drug. You might be able to cut 3x as quickly, but the cut itself feels 10x as awful. I'm tired of this "you lack discipline" shit. If someone without discipline took DNP, they'd just end up overeating because you're naturally hungry as fuck 24/7 while on the stuff, and you feel absolutely terrible the entire time. It takes a fuckton of discipline to do an efficient DNP cut properly.
>cutting for more than 1 month
Why extend suffering when there is no point? cutting is basically wasting time ,you arent making any gains muscle/strength wise and you are basically hungry all the time, cutting is truly hell on earth.
You can do cardio on DNP. Just not high intensity. It really depends on the amounts you're taking. 250mg/day? Cardio is going to be fine, just make sure to stay hydrated. Over 500mg/day? Eh, probably should play it safe and not bother.
Of course, I can't imagine anyone doing decent doses of DNP with cardio anyway. I feel so lethargic on the stuff that I barely want to get out of bed and lift during it
>Mr Brown said: 'I was so out of it about getting bigger that I thought I was unstoppable. 'I just wanted to be better than anyone else.
He's not really any different from /fit/, in that he suffers from severe narcissism and insecurity and thinks getting fit is going to magically solve his problems, he just didn't do his reading.
He didn't say that. He literally just said to exercise patience (which can be applied to dnp use) and didn't say anything about dnp being a shortcut, you fucking autistic faggot.
If your cut takes longer than a month you got too fat bro. Try bulk/cut cycles in shorter intervals.
Also you can gain muscle on a deficit. It's about 3 lbs every 4 months, just get enough protein. You act like cutting is super bad but it's not. HIIT + deficit + carb cycling = fat blast
Dnp however, is super bad. You neglect your cardiovascular system hugely as a result AND it causes PERMANENT loss in atp energy production efficiency meaning you are fucking over your metabolism all because you were too fucking lazy/impatient.
Enjoy the knowledge bomb.
Also if you're hungry on a cut you are not eating the right kinds of foods.
You're missing his point. DNP saves time. If your natty cut was going to take a month, then on DNP you can get the same progress done in a week. How you chunk up your bulk/cut cycles is irrelevant.
Yes, you're going to get on a plane and come all the way here because I said something that hurt your feelings on the internet.
Your best way out of this would be to claim you were joking, so that you can try to make it look like I was taking b8.