I've fucked up /fit/.. >since 16 have cougar fetish

>>35477580

I really want this to be true and for you to keep updating us in the coming months with what happens... also if she is pregnant you can always punch her in the belly or if shes up for it use a coat hanger.

>>35477580
Hahahahahahaha

>>35477580
Are you white?

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>>35477580
cover her face then jackass

>>35477605
You think I'd fucking lie about potentially being a dad at the age of 21?!

I probably didn't write my post very clear, I discovered fit when I was 19 and had left school cause I was ya typical nerd browsing 4chan in between gaming and watching anime

I'm like shit scared cause my parents are gonna kill me if I'm a dad

she's rich? Naw nigga, you trapped HER!
Good job man, give em a taste of their own medicine.

>>35477580
>not going purely for post-menopause cougars
>being this plebeian

>>35477580
tell her to abort it

>>35477580
POST MILF PIC

>>35477652
Simply ask her for an abortion if she turns out to be pregnant.

>>35477652
honestly this sounds like a /fit/ success story. there's pretty much no way she'll carry that to term at 45, sadly, she likely just missed a period because she's shrivelling up inside.

>>35477652
>You think I'd fucking lie

Yeah, come on guys. This is fucking 4chan we're talking about.

God damnit, living that life.

Reading this post, I am 100% sure I won't back down the clubbing invitation from buds.

>>35477652
if your parents are your biggest worry you're really not in that much trouble.

>>35477656
this she's ceo you are posting on a chinese cartoon imageboard. I doubt it that you are trapped she already has 2 kids why would a career woman at 45 want another 1.

>>35477652
>You think I'd fucking lie
you forgot you are on the internet, son

Similar story
>met 39 nye right before closing
>looks like a chubby Daenerys Targaryen
>get motel
>fuck and finish on her face
>let me record all of it

>>35477656
this. i don't think you realize the gold mine you've stumbled into.

4th year med student here: 45 is a VERY late age to have children. The chances of her carrying out a full pregnancy are very very slim and many doctors would actually suggest an abortion since at that age complications are very likely to occur. I wouldn't worry too much, her abortion being late could be a sign that menopause is setting in

>>35477580
>Have unprotected sex for months
>claim she "trapped" you.
Nigga what?

Ok guys here it is

I know, not really big titties but a really really hot face

>>35477580
What do you care? She has money, it's not like shes going to bleed you for it. She doesn't expect you to give up your life and be a father to this kid.

>>35477580
>jagerbombs
>CEO of a company
choose one faggot

>>35477580
Pic OP

>>35477733
Post more.

>>35477580
>45
>Having kids that will live
You're fine mate.

P.S she's not married she just has a ring on her finger where the married finger ring goes

>>35477733
looks hot

>>35477733
Damn boy post more pls she is hot
How old are her sons?

>>35477702
You're not the one who's going to have a 15 year old kid when you're 36 and she's 60..

>>35477783
you can collect child support from a rich woman for 18 years

>>35477777
>>35477780
I know she's hot, she looks about 36 in person which is the age I thought she was to begin with

>>35477780
11 year old son and a 9 year old daughter

I've never met them cause they're with the dad alternating weeks

Have you tried orange juice?

>>35477783
>>35477805
shit seems fake

>>35477805
Have the son, it will be your only opportunity xD and she's rich as fuck, she could give you studies and what not

>>35477580
its probably menopause starting

bad new, average age for menopause is 52, however after the age of 40, she has a 1 in 20 chance of having a child with down syndrome. enjoy.

>>35477733
Looks really hot if good face

>>35477777

Nice digits anon, keep doing you

>>35477800
are you retarded? the system is rigged entirely to favor women, even if he marries her and has to take care of her two little brats, he'll likely get nothing in an alimony case despite the fact she is bringing home the butter and you have no job.

>>35477699
>similar story
>I banged a fat piece of trash
ok loser

>>35477843
I bloody hope so, that would be amazing!

I think I'd still carry on fucking her, she gives the best head and is quite vocal in bed

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>>35477580

Nigga you hit the jackpot, that kid is gonna be your little hostage for some future alimony. GZ

24 yo here. My fuck budy is 37 yo and the sex is amazing, she is a perv like me and really passive, doing everything I want, when I want.
We never make sex with condom and she don't do birth control(imo is better for every whomen). I just manage to cum outside and we already talked about what if a baby happens. We know a relationship is not a big deal because the age gap and she is ok if I fuck another women or get a gf(maybe would still fuck her). Our friendshit is great and maybe a baby would just make it stronger, then I surely would help her rayse the child. I fear no responsability.

>>35477855
my bad, 1 in 50

Shouldn't he she into menopause by that time?

If not
Megadoses of vit C and parsley tea

or (better)
coathanger

>>35477580
This (made up story) is awesome. I wouldn't even have a problem with this really.

Society and societal values have gone to utter fucking shit. Women don't stay married their whole lives any more.

So in that respect, it no longer makes any fucking difference how old the mother of your children is. You probably wouldn't be a married couple for long anyway, if at all.

A hot 45 year old is a far safer bet than a 18 year old whore

Just make sure the kid doesn't have Downs

>>35477733
could be CEO... has a fucking iphone 5s

>>35477860
How much you bench, squat, ohp, dl man?
How tall are you?

>>35477580
COOL STORY BRO

>>35477706

A woman can become pregnant until menopause. (Or later, with medical assistance.)

After age 35 the odds of genetic problems increases SLIGHTLY, and fertility declines SLIGHTLY, but most women have no real difficulties getting pregnant, and have healthy babies.

35-37 years should be fine. The doctor may recommend an amniocentisis, but again, the vast majority of babies born to women 35-40 do NOT have Downs or other genetic problems.

>>35477580
gtfo

>>35477870
fuck off shitskin

>>35477919
I'm 5'11
Bench is 2 plate and squat is 3.5 plate

I don't usually bench, I like dumbbell press more as I don't have a spotter and it's so far giving me good gains

>>35477580
>45
>still fertile
Don't worry anon. She'll miscarry. Either that or this is her starting her Menzies.

Thanks all for the menzies info, makes me feel a lot better.

I wanna ask her if she's starting it but I feel like it's quite rude to ask

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>>35477777
very nice
>so is the milf

>>35477951
Thanks bro, thats my goal.

why would she trap a 21 year old dipshit with no money?

you fucked up by nutting inside her but just get an abortion or something

>>35477968
>asking a women if she's finally barren
>can't tell if its rude
my sides man

>>35477656
this, you made it brah

>>35477733
Deleted, anyone saved?

Risk of birth defects:

At age 20, 1 in 1,441
At age 25, 1 in 1,383
At age 30, 1 in 959
At age 35, 1 in 338
At age 40, 1 in 84
At age 45, 1 in 32
At age 50, 1 in 44

Just btw...

>>35478004
I dunno bro.

She quite likes me I think, on top of the sexy snaps she sends and gifts she gets me she'll ask me how my day is and shit.

We'll meet up for coffee in public which I don't mind cause I look about 25 ish and she looks mid 30s so I don't feel embarrassed or anything

Raise that kid with her you bitch

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>>35478022
Here ya go bro, dunno why I deleted it lol

>>35477652
marry her
> good sex
>insanely rich
what are you even thinking about

>>35478050
bretty good for 45. i wouldn't worry dude. it's more likely she's late because she's old than because she's pregrnenat.

>>35478053
This

In on subtle brag bread

>>35478050
post more fagit

y'all posting in a bait thread

>>35477652
Bruh honestly she sounds like she has the resources to bring the kid up perfectly fine with out u no lie. I wouldn't worry so much.

>>35478070
I'll get her to snapchat me one of her tits but she's got her kids this week so dunno if it'll happen

>>35477652

>im 21
>my parents will kill me

lmao loser

>>35478117
Lol I know how it sounds.

I never talk with my parents about the women I sleep with cause they are all just basically fucks and fun

They're the kind of parents who don't swear, never do drugs, never get drunk

>>35477580
From a 40 yo guy...a 45 yo woman isn't going to want another kid. I've been fucking 32-48 yo since I got divorced and almost every single on has had her tubes tied. 85% chance youre safe and she just didn't want to take a chance catching something from you.

>>35478050
>poverty tier lingerie
>poorly furnished bathroom
this is just some random whore not the CEO of anything
captcha: decitman nigger

>>35477580

Could be worse bro.

Ride it out.

>>35478050

Nice

>>35478173
That's from a hotel but I'm no lingerie expert and they could be shitty quality, who knows

>>35478006
I knew it's bad to ask so I haven't.

How's the sides? Lol

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>>35477580
Everything sounded so good until the last 3 lines

Kick her hard in the stomach.

>>35478053
>being 40
>married to 65 years old woman