Gonna do a salt water flush for the first time today.
What can I expect? Anyone who does it on a regulara basis?
I'm heading to the gym first and them I'm preparing my anus for a high pressure discharge.
Will update after commencing the flush
you will shit like you were a mad diarrheaholic, anon, trust me in this, your anus will be like a fucking old kitchen tap, the ones always dripping, fuck, you best have lube for the soreness or you will know what's real friction bro
I've downed 500ml of the water, salty as fuck and filling as fuck.
Will I die from the salt shock since I just went to the gym and I'm probably slightly dehydrated?
Drinking 1L of saltwater. It's supposed to be good for you somehow.
I've been eating a lot of crap lately so I figured i should try flushing it all out to see if it makes any difference.
All salt water is down and I can feel my insides starting to move about. It should not be long now.
It's moving a lot in there. I can literally feel the water make its way through my bowels. Nothing unpleasant, just very noticable.
There is a pressure building.
It feels like the calm before the storm.....
One liter of salt with one tablespoon of some high quality salt. I choose pink himalayan salt for dem minerals.
No nausea what so ever here.
>I read that some people don't flush so I'm currently downing another 500ml of saltwater to maximise the possibility of the flush happening.
I took a tea once a few years ago that was a natural powerful laxative, i didn't know, put it purged the shit out of me, I still remember that first sip of coffee that morning and how my face changed, i made it for the toilet but not for much, i wasn't even properly sit when the flow started, it was so close...
>Feeling some more movement but nothing drastic. The pressure buildup has stopped. I just feel a bit bloated after the second batch of water.
You might want to put yourself a tripcode for this thread since there's nothing stopping someone from impersonating you. In this case it's ok to tripfag since for science it's important to know who's OP and who isn't.
Trip turned on. It was a battle to rush to the bathroom, the pressure is getting greater. I'm heading to the loo for the first time now.
I've got a story, no judgements:
>be in las vegas for a poker tourney
> poker tourney is in Harra's Casino
> harrah's is the the world's ashtray
> smell of cigarettes, tabacco, nicoteen is off the charts
> feel sick the entire time im there
>during tourney, people slap packs of cigs, light up and smoke, chat each other up and blow smoke everywhere
> loose tourney cant wait to gtfo of harrah's,
>return to my room at the ceasar's and soak in tub of hot water to detox from all the cig smoke
> turn on jet, jets feel good on my balls
> accidentally place butthole next to a jet
> Oh shit, that felt good
> proceed to hover anus over jet, very hot water
> relax like a boss, jerk it, etc
> suddenly need to shit really badly
> thank god toilet is 5 ft from bathtub
> suddenly the most foul diarreah session
> feels like my anus sprung a leak and is overflowing
> stand up after 8 minutes of nonstop leakage
> toilet it black...like no joke black shit
> flush, finish showering
> suddenly feel THOUROUGHLY cleansed, like i was born again
> feel like $1,000,000 for the next 4 days
> mfw i realize i accidentally gave myself an enema
that being said, I recommend an enema every now and then to detox.
>in shower jerking it
>push shower head up agains anus for no reason
>feel bowels filling
>immediately have to shit
>run to restroom naked and wet to release the pressure
>feel pretty good after
>Feeling a pressure buildup again. I was expecting this to be more violent.
>Contemplating drinking another 1000ml......
The theory is that the water will have the same salinity as the body. Hence none of the water will be absorbed in your colon and just pass through, flushing your bowels from top to bottom.
>Living in Cambodia with friend
>Cambodians don't have toilet paper or bidets, they have "bum guns" (pic related)
>Friend goes to the toilet
>Uses bum gun
>Comes out of toilet
>Feels like he needs to fart or shit, goes into toilet again just to be safe
>Comes out a minute later saying a pile of water just started pouring out of his ass
>He accidentally gave himself an enema
I did it once when I had a horrible week-long constipation. Drank 3 liters, passed everything I had inside me 5 minutes later.
Years later, not a single constipation. Maybe I scared my body into submission.
Yeah, 1 liter is nothing.
You're supposed to drink until you can't drink anymore and then force yourself to drink more. Fuck, drinking all that salty water was the worst thing about the whole experience, everything after that was smooth.
Just make sure it's salty enough and you're drinking it as fast as you can.
Actually digesting 3 liters of water in one go is obviously not good for your health, water poisoning is a thing.
One tablespoon of salt in this one as well! Feel bloated as fuck.
>Second shit taken. It was allmost all water with only tiny bits of shit in it. I was expecting a heavy flow but it was more like I had to force it out. Even when pushing hard it only came out in a thin stream that sprayed all over the bowl.
Feeling a lot of movement since the last 1000ml was drunk.
Third shit taken. This one had the power of a thousand firehoses!
It's ramping up. All shits are superpowered now. I had a small solid bit get stuck in my sphincter which made the water spray everywhere.
My pulse is elevated and I feel almost a bit drunk.
This is the shit where it sprayed everywhere.
I'm off for another round!
I think you are right. I'm thirsty as fuck.
More spraying due to one small solid fucking up the stream. The pressure during the brown floods is extreme.
The weird this is that there is almost no smell at all.
Same crazy pressure. Extremely few solids now. Color seems slightly lighter than before.
This was the 3rd time that the shitwater gets through the toilet paper when wiping.
Was definitely a good idea to drink some regular water. Feels much better when constantly sipping ice water.