what are effay dance moves?
A few times I've tried to do the shoulder thing Wilson does, and the sway Sevigny does in Last Days of Disco, but no.
the most patrician dance move is the pitchfork. you cross your arms, take out your phone, and go on pitchfork. then you leave the show/concert/club early and alone to avoid interacting with anyone.
>tfw going out to shows and seeing everyone being happy just makes you more miserable
gook ver. of the stanky leg fucking trend theifs
Have they even made a trend of their own?
B-boys for the most part don't look /fa/ since a lot of the dance requires spinning and sliding on the floor. So naturally you don't wear shit you don't want ruined.
As for the dance itself, it's definitely less "trendy" now.
is right. Dance more with legs than arms. Keep it simple.
Take swing dancing lessons. Why? Because qt's love doing that shit when the opportunity comes. Second, it starts teaching you to move smoothly and feel the music. The more natural you look while dancing, the more fun you and everyone else has.
Don't show off too much if you do get good. Build up to something cool, do it, then lay off for a few songs. Being THAT guy won't help.
Dance with your whole body. When you're really feeling it, it's like 50% legs, 30% torso, 20% shoulders and arms. Moving more than just your legs means grinding is a lot easier in the club. Get that shit.
>go to club for first time with a few friends
>friends bring a bunch of girls I've never met
>everyone stands in circle bobbing around dancing
>try to move to the music but my knees keep locking so it looks like half my body is doing the robot
>decide to sit down
>really fat chicks ass hits me in the face as she twerks
>people keep asking me why I'm not dancing or drinking
>lie and say I'm on call
>leave a few minutes later and nobody notices I left
I think I may have autism
even though it's one of the least effay drugs out there, try some mdma
if you're going to any kind of electronic dance music venue let it be techno house or even trap it will give you a better feeling for the music and with most people i know even small doses mad them much more comfortable with dancing
breakdancers are so fucking delusional.
the club i used to work at was frequented by a group of breakdancers and every night they would leave with zero pussy they would even start a conversation with a girl and instantly start breakdancing.
it was beyond cringey to watch and they always left with a massive smile on their face.
>they always left with a massive smile on their face.
and you went home to post this on a portugese stop motion forum, after sitting alone in the corner of the club and looking at them having fun
u cunts can talk the talk all u want but im the one walkin the walk
because you care too much about what people will think of you and how you move. so that makes it even worse hence making you look like a fucktard trying too hard.
it's a skill to dance and make it look effortless. it's called not giving a fuck but being good at not giving a fuck.
hard to understand but when you have it, you know.