what are effay dance moves? A few times I've tried to

the most patrician dance move is the pitchfork. you cross your arms, take out your phone, and go on pitchfork. then you leave the show/concert/club early and alone to avoid interacting with anyone.

>>8636020
yeah well, that isn't likely to convince a girl to let me put my penis literally inside her body is it?

>>8636052
Why would you leave your house to do only that

>>8635861
>not dropping a headspin into windmill on the spot

its like you ain't even trying

Not being autistic and thinking of "dance moves"

>>8635861
dat fit

>>8635861
techno dance

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>>8636020
>tfw going out to shows and seeing everyone being happy just makes you more miserable

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>>8635861
If your a asian qt popstar

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>>8638943
If at a concert

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>>8635861
the only dance i do

feels good to be a breakdancer, seeing threads like this always makes me feel better about myself

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>>8638948
IRL what you should do

i just feel a lot of social pressure to dance a bit at a concert it is just a mess and i usally wish i was at home

there should be like once acceptable dance that they teach everyone in grade 3 or something

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>>8638943
gook ver. of the stanky leg fucking trend theifs
Have they even made a trend of their own?

/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gIHU4McdDI

>>8638951
Lol it shouldnt

>>8639028
pol plz go

/watch?v=w3LfcE-R6N8

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Just do this fuccboi :^)

>>8638943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY

>>8636730
>not windmill into headspin

at least look like you know how to do power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSbSgNIeAUg

>>8638951
breakdancing hasn't been effay since 2010

lmao just move with the rhythm and do some goofy shit once or twice on purpose, chicks will find it funny

source: fucked a girl in the bathroom of a club last week

>>8639413
B-boys for the most part don't look /fa/ since a lot of the dance requires spinning and sliding on the floor. So naturally you don't wear shit you don't want ruined.

As for the dance itself, it's definitely less "trendy" now.

http://youtu.be/smyg_jrAOAc

>>8639492
is right. Dance more with legs than arms. Keep it simple.

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slav bottle pumping and showing off your fresh kicks

>>8639592

Stfu u fucking eboy I'll wreck your shit you reek of eboy so much

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Keith Apicary swag

>>8635861
take note.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yBvP3616Wc

>>8635861

0.48:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12FU2DYPeiw

>>8639297
now let me see yo vouge

>>8635861
If you have friends with you, just do synchronized para para

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ndkeznQyh8

>>8639706

>trackpants and dress shoes.

>>8638976

you shouldn't, nobody gives a shit at the concert. everyone is just there to have a good time and enjoy the music they've paid for.

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do this mayne

>>8639816

>Doesn't slav core
>Being this new

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>>8637170
yeah

Take swing dancing lessons. Why? Because qt's love doing that shit when the opportunity comes. Second, it starts teaching you to move smoothly and feel the music. The more natural you look while dancing, the more fun you and everyone else has.

Don't show off too much if you do get good. Build up to something cool, do it, then lay off for a few songs. Being THAT guy won't help.

Dance with your whole body. When you're really feeling it, it's like 50% legs, 30% torso, 20% shoulders and arms. Moving more than just your legs means grinding is a lot easier in the club. Get that shit.

>>8635861
I've been watching this guy on youtube for some years now, he seems to like dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcuzu160DTA

>go to club for first time with a few friends
>friends bring a bunch of girls I've never met
>everyone stands in circle bobbing around dancing
>2fluid4me
>try to move to the music but my knees keep locking so it looks like half my body is doing the robot
>decide to sit down
>really fat chicks ass hits me in the face as she twerks
>people keep asking me why I'm not dancing or drinking
>lie and say I'm on call
>leave a few minutes later and nobody notices I left
Never again
I think I may have autism

>>8639706
Cold weather coming up, I'm ready for slavcore
Need to buy more booze, unless I roll with being Edward Fourtyhands

>>8639816
slav core, fag

>>8641422
even though it's one of the least effay drugs out there, try some mdma
if you're going to any kind of electronic dance music venue let it be techno house or even trap it will give you a better feeling for the music and with most people i know even small doses mad them much more comfortable with dancing

>>8638951
breakdancers are so fucking delusional.
the club i used to work at was frequented by a group of breakdancers and every night they would leave with zero pussy they would even start a conversation with a girl and instantly start breakdancing.
it was beyond cringey to watch and they always left with a massive smile on their face.

>>8643923
mdma is still effay, more so than E pills

>>8643983
>they always left with a massive smile on their face.
and you went home to post this on a portugese stop motion forum, after sitting alone in the corner of the club and looking at them having fun

>>8644081
I like E and M, but they're not "/fa/".

>>8646116
Agreed. Nothing is fashionable about smiling like a retard and moving around like a jellyfish tho it is fun

>>8635861

some toned down combination of flexing, shuffling and tektonik.

just watch videos of black dudes dancing on youtube and cop their moves.

>>8643983
>they always left with a massive smile on their face.

so they had fun?

wow what shitlords.

>>8635861

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ebro0YRvso

this is for you OP.

watch it or don't. it helped me get laid, maybe it'll help you.

>>8639745
this guy is a fucking legend

isnt this board meant to be about fashion?

just do this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44j6jnu9Xk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw

The only way to dance with your effay crew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdtEYO6BrzI&list=UUgL72kbkFqpaAqlxmS97szA
>when the sneakers you cop get delivered and they fit true to size

>>8646154
That was pretty funny
>Try not to hate the rest of the world as it goes about its business.
>Remember, it's you who is the freak.

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u cunts can talk the talk all u want but im the one walkin the walk

>>8646789
im speechless

>>8646789
oath

>>8646789
Mac DeMar-core

>>8646789
10/10

>>8646820


haha this is definitely macdemarco-core

>>8641406
TSC is a boss

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>>8646666
quads of truth

this is pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP1zHJKpV2s

>>8639361
Watching goth kids always makes me feel better about myself.

fuck why do i feel so uncomfortable when its a social situation to dance? music doesnt make me feel like moving around

>>8647518
because you care too much about what people will think of you and how you move. so that makes it even worse hence making you look like a fucktard trying too hard.

it's a skill to dance and make it look effortless. it's called not giving a fuck but being good at not giving a fuck.

hard to understand but when you have it, you know.

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YOU'RE WELCOME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44j6jnu9Xk

>>8639592
oh god that looks gay

>>8641422
thats normal as fuck
why werent you drinking?
you were overthinking everything you will be more relaxed next time

>>8637170

iktf ;_;

Ska is cool as fuck

>>8648912
is this 1978 England?

>>8639313
ayy lmao

>>8639313
subtext: I wanted a boy and I got this, but I guess I'll take it