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I need my fringe as long as muh dick. How...
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I need my fringe as long as muh dick. How the hell do I talk to a barber and not seem autistic? I don't want to look like a fully blown fuckboy or some dweeb.
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>Measure penis
>Measure current fringe length
>Fringe length - penis length = x
>"Take off about x inches/cm/mm"
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>>10910843
If only it was that easy. Everytime I go to the barbers I am met with some crazed freak that wants to fuck my shit up. I had some hoe give me a bald patch and some other nigger make my ear bridges into the Danyang–Kunshan Grand Bridge.
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"I'd like a 3 inch fringe please"
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>>10910853
Talk to them in a serious tone then. "I know exactly what I want, this is it."
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"Id like buzzcut please"
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>>10910853
Then move out of your African village or what fucking ever and go to a barber that's actually competent.
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>>10911747
Riggdy-rekt.
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