I need my fringe as long as muh dick. How the hell do I talk to a barber and not seem autistic? I don't want to look like a fully blown fuckboy or some dweeb.
If only it was that easy. Everytime I go to the barbers I am met with some crazed freak that wants to fuck my shit up. I had some hoe give me a bald patch and some other nigger make my ear bridges into the Danyang–Kunshan Grand Bridge.