I need my fringe as long as muh dick. How the hell do I talk

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Anonymous
2016-02-02 14:00:44 Post No. 10910840
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Anonymous 2016-02-02 14:00:44 Post No. 10910840 [Report]

I need my fringe as long as muh dick. How the hell do I talk to a barber and not seem autistic? I don't want to look like a fully blown fuckboy or some dweeb.

Anonymous 2016-02-02 14:03:12 Post No.10910843
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Anonymous 2016-02-02 14:03:12 Post No.10910843 [Report]

>Measure penis
>Measure current fringe length
>Fringe length - penis length = x
>"Take off about x inches/cm/mm"

Anonymous 2016-02-02 14:11:05 Post No.10910853
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>>10910843
If only it was that easy. Everytime I go to the barbers I am met with some crazed freak that wants to fuck my shit up. I had some hoe give me a bald patch and some other nigger make my ear bridges into the Danyang–Kunshan Grand Bridge.

Anonymous 2016-02-02 15:49:35 Post No.10911027
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Anonymous 2016-02-02 15:49:35 Post No.10911027 [Report]

"I'd like a 3 inch fringe please"

Anonymous 2016-02-02 15:58:39 Post No.10911054
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Anonymous 2016-02-02 15:58:39 Post No.10911054 [Report]

>>10910853
Talk to them in a serious tone then. "I know exactly what I want, this is it."

Anonymous 2016-02-02 20:55:07 Post No.10911747
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Anonymous 2016-02-02 20:55:07 Post No.10911747 [Report]

"Id like buzzcut please"

Anonymous 2016-02-03 03:22:22 Post No.10913055
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Anonymous 2016-02-03 03:22:22 Post No.10913055 [Report]

>>10910853
Then move out of your African village or what fucking ever and go to a barber that's actually competent.

Anonymous 2016-02-03 05:57:30 Post No.10913523
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Anonymous 2016-02-03 05:57:30 Post No.10913523 [Report]

>>10911027
>>10911747
Riggdy-rekt.

I need my fringe as long as muh dick. How the hell do I talk

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