>Diet on point
>Hygiene is perfect
>Somewhat ok looks
>Decide to go to the club
>1 on 2 male looks like this
How the fuck am I supposed to compete, guys? It's literally impossible when you notice how every woman flocks to males like this, without even counting the amount of coalburners.
How do I slay in a club?
The easiest thing to do is go to a pre-drinks with girls so you can at least break the ice without blaring music. If you get one interested in you then they probably wont go off and find another guy as long as you keep them occupied
also enjoy your rape accusation, if youre lucky just genital warts and no rape accusation
honestly pulling in clubs is for ugly people (like myself) anyway youre probably better than that
>diet on point
>hygiene is perfect
>somewhat ok looks
>decide to go to the club
>99% of the males are taller than you
should I just kill myself or am I forced to endure the beta bux alpha fucks
I'm the OP of the thread I made on /fit/, then someone came to /fa/ and copypasted it, lol.
Anyway, regarding this coment >>10794775
there is a buttload of attractive people where I go clubbing (France).
You're not gonna slay it. You need to lower your standards.
Also the only clubs where I've seen dudes looking like that guy you posted are gay bars. Typically, you complete with average dudes who are playing the same game you are.
I'm beginning to realize this (especially because I'm just coming around from a 3 day coke hangover at nye), it's taken me 4 years of clubbing every weekend to notice i only fuck 1/10 times unless I'm meeting women i know- i give up I'm saving to travel instead.
Stop trying to pick up girls in clubs. There's almost 0 chance to have any kind of meaningful interaction (where personality factors in) in a dark, loud club.
Why are you surprised that they're superficial?
How do you guys go through life without picking up basic social skills?
That's not always true. I've dated someone i met in a club. Granted, the initial interaction wasn't very deep, but we liked each other enough to stay in touch and meet up again when we were sober.
Well I'm glad I didn't kill myself before fucking over 100 women being 5'7 and all.
Do you have any other great advice for short guys? You seem to know exactly what the ladies want.
You know, just thinking about the logistics of hooking up at a club makes you wonder how many people are actually doing it.
Think about it. Alright, you meet a girl. It's like, what, 1AM now. Assuming that she lives in the area and didn't travel from another city to LA to club with her friends or university club, where the fuck do you fuck? In your car? The least /fa/ thing in the world. Do you take out a hotel room? What? You're not gonna do that. Maybe you live in the area, but does she REALLY want to go home with you? Like fuck, your dick is so amazing she can't pass it up and she's gonna go home with a guy she just met to his place that may or may not be roughly within the area, separated from her friends?
height means nothing as long as youre goodlooking and have something going for you in youre life. Not to mention 5'7 isnt something to really complain about. Some dudes have it a lot worse
I've picked up women in clubs before. I studied in the UK, and I wouldn't say my 'game' is strong at all. You'd be amazed how little dignity these girls have as soon as they have a few drinks in them.
I never, ever felt proud about it, or like I had the gift of the gab.
Face it, meeting a girl/guy (whatever you're into) in 'real life' that likes you for you, and sober, is inconceivably better.
Babz, you've obviously never been to a gay bar.
Everyone can go home with someone if they want.
You don't even drink that much because it's the norm to be on something else instead.
Proper diet - easily slept off comedown.
Feel fine the next day. Good times
Sometimes I wish I was gay or at least bisexual. Seems a lot more chill from what I've heard. Plus, most women are bland/shallow as fuck with few hobbies or interests outside of watching Netflix/TV and whatever other meme shit is popular at the time (e.g. country, edm music, 'lifting', going on 'hikes', etc.) I work as an analyst at a big bank in Toronto, and this shit holds true even for a lot of the women I work with.
I mean, we don't have all the family stuff as easily as you, but we are slowly getting there. On the other hand the whole importance on physical perfection is massive within the gay community which can be hard. Unless you're one of the fags who rejects it and becomes arty and shit or a bear
But men are usually way more forward about what they want. Less games. I mean yes, some guys do play games but ya know.
Men are more direct about feelings and if you want sex, it's so so so easy to get it.
yo twink here, it really depends on what you're looking for. There are a lot of gay men who are extremely horny and passive agressive but there are a lot of cool guys out there (such as myself) who like meaningful relationships more than stale scenes.