>Diet on point
>Hygiene is perfect
>Somewhat ok looks
>Decide to go to the club
>1 on 2 male looks like this
How the fuck am I supposed to compete, guys? It's literally impossible when you notice how every woman flocks to males like this, without even counting the amount of coalburners.
How do I slay in a club?
If your game sucks then show up later. Make sure you're a bit drunk but not stupidly so, when the place is about to close is when women are most desperate, most of the attractive/self respecting women have left and you can pick off the stragglers.
Clubs are far too much like the serengeti.
What are you doing. You want to spend money to get in, pay for drinks, then waste a few hours on the off chance that some girl may come home with your or give her your number?
Iktf. The Twin Cities has such a ridiculously dead club/party scene. If you're out of college, there are no parties or events whatsoever outside of your 30 yr old friend's 10 person Christmas party where you drink bad wine with fat married women and their husbands for 4 hours while watching Friends. Usually accompanied by some kinda casserole or "fluff".
Go to clubs for music/dancing. Tinder or bars for flirting. That being said, I thought that there were lots of sluts in NYC. Went to Webbster.hall to enjoy myself and had qts grinding on me all night (despite being hideous af imo)
you dont compete. american competitive spirit is really fucking you up. how can you compete when you dont have the same starting positions? genetics, family, financial situation. you need the same starting positions if you want competition
there isnt a single person on this planet that is like you and that has a combination of your strenghts and weaknesses. you are a unique individual and you are worthy just because you are a human and alive. and you can love yourself. this may sound like reddit and like fat acceptance but really isnt. you are one and only, its easy to forget that on 4chins. offer that bitch what you are, just beeee yourself, normies are right
Go as a group with a few ladies.
Look like you are enjoying yourself, and be social with your friends. Have a few wing-women to chat to, and then make eye contact with some qts.
Don't offer to buy drinks unless they decide to hang around
Learn how to dance (well). It'll get you a little attention over the chiselled jawline folks. Go for the drinks after a dance. Helps if she pushes in line and gets the bartenders attention.
fucking autists this is not the long term solution
is it really enjoyable interacting with humans this way? analyzing everything with your autistic little pua brain? fuck you faggot reeeeee
but breh, all girls have been in a club at least once. ask your gf if shes ever been in a club, ask your dream girl if shes ever been in a club.
>not being willing to spend a few bucks to dance like a mad cunt to sweet music, while grinding up to hot as fuck girls
I'm a virgin with shit game but I still enjoy going clubbing
Why bother looking like Zyzz if u wont party like Zyzz
Lol $5-$10 must be a shit club, especially in a major city. Clubs will leave you empty, emotionally and financially. Emotionally because most of the time you'll fucking get rejected, or can't seal the deal at the end of the night, and financially with the money spent on booze, parking, time getting there, gas, and possible food afterwards makes it not worth it. I can't understand someone who goes weekly.
There's a lot out there other than clubs to meet and pickup chicks. But hey, whatever floats ya boat. Just speaking from experience.
nobody looks like that OP you just have self esteem issues
makes you look at other men and think that they're much more attractive than you
if they looked like that they'd be doing modelling work ya dingus
If you don't have assets, don't even bother.
I only went one time to a club, never again. I'm 5'10, most women were towering over me, and the males were above 6'3 easily. I was skinny as shit back then, I looked like a lost kid.
Your clothes gotta be on fucking point, so does your face and your body. Either full package, or don't come.
>hoist qt onto your shoulders
>qt gasps at how easy it was
>begin the squat session
>5x5, white russian in between sets
>qt is now ready
>proceed to 5x5 OHP qt
>qt will orgasm sometime during this, do not worry this is normal
>take her home as she's convulsing
>let her sleep on couch because cardio kills gains
Repeat every weekend.
I don't go to clubs. Any anons got suggestions how to meet grills? I work and go to the gym and all my other hobbies are shit like music and sports which is pretty much done at home. Haven't meet many grills since college.
Heads up collegebros, take advantage.
>recreationaly taking drugs a couple friday nights a month
>being a druggie
>talk to grills at work
>talk to grills at gym
>use dating apps
it's just easier to meet people in school because your forced to be around eachother. Now you actually have to go out of your way to /spoiler/ talk to people /spoiler/
>tfw barely spoke to grills and made literally zero effort to do anything at all with them the entire time I was at school
Literally a worse feel than regretting not exercising or eating healthily at school.
You already asked this on /fa/ and I answered it for you faggot
I came to the U from out of state but it's pretty sucky so far. I hear the bar scene is all we have but I'm not 21 for a couple of months. How does one acquire bitches that don't have Minnesota face?
I hate clubbing so much, I always ask myself if the other people are "really" enjoying the music and surroundings when I get tagged along. It seems like women like clubbing more then men do though, I guess it's a free ticket to let them whore around and shake what they got or something.
just live your life and stop thinking about others you fucking piece of shit whiny baby
you're gonna bitch that you don't have the ideal face? as if that's the only thing that ever matters? You're so narcissistic you can't stop thinking about how you aren't the most ideal form?
if you stopped paying attention to your ego for like, a second, you'd see how many guys can get sexy girls while looking ugly as fuck.
It even works the other way. attractive guys will have sex with ugly girls.
You know why?
There is no such thing as objective attractiveness. Sure, maybe there is if you look at statistics. But statistics mean nothing to the individual. I've seen literal midgets leave bars with 6 foot tall blondes. I've seen fat chicks making out with modelesque men.
When it comes to sex, people are like food. Sure, maybe because you have such a bloated ego, you only demand women that fit some type of ideal you've convinced yourself you have. but in reality, you are programmed to impregnate all the pussy that you can. When I say people are like food, I mean that you don't only eat bread. Or carrots. or whatever. You eat a wide variety of food. Different shapes and sizes.
We're programmed to be attracted to all healthy females. Stop ignoring that shit because you've been told that most women like defined jawlines. I have a weak jaw and pull the hottest chicks of all my friends, including my blonde haired, blue eyed, defined jaw and six pack having friend in med school.
You know why?
Because I'm not an egotistical narcissist and worries about shit that doesn't exist like competition and statistics of women's opinions.
The clubs on First Avenue and Hennepin are always poppin'.
At least you're not at some Wild Bills or Cowboy Jack in the suburbs of the cities. I believe that shit is more depressing. Most of the people there are kids who graduated high school, but never left their city.
I think Twin Cities is fine with the clubs in downtown and the bars in Uptown.
>be me, start chatting with grill on the internets
>grill lives an hour and a half away from me
>after a few weeks, we decide to meet up at a club in her city
>finish work at 10pm, go home, shower, hop on sportbike and get to the club after 45mins of reckless riding
>start looking for grill, can't find her
>eventually see grill
>drunk as fuck and making out with some random dude
>get a beer and drink it while waiting for them to stop kissing
>15 minutes go-by and they're still going at it
>finish beer, ride back home and jerkoff
dating 101: do not meet or bring a "new girl" at a club
yes, the next day she said something like
>Oh I'm sorry anon, I think I had one too manu drinks hehe =)
I stopped talking to her and we nevet met. She was sortof a whore though I think
This post is pure garbage. Typical pseudo-positive bullshit fed to people who have't got anything and want to feel better about themselves.
>you're gonna bitch that you don't have the ideal face?
You know how retarded that sounds to someone who goes clubbing, where everything that matters is the appearance?
>There is no such thing as objective attractiveness. Sure, maybe there is if you look at statistics. But statistics mean nothing to the individual. I've seen literal midgets leave bars with 6 foot tall blondes. I've seen fat chicks making out with modelesque men.
And we've all got that one ugly friend who manages to bang hotties, right?
>Because I'm not an egotistical narcissist and worries about shit that doesn't exist like competition and statistics of women's opinions.
'Course you are you stupid sack of shit, you're on /fit/ for fucks sake.
I get different girls every single weekend I go to the club. This is my advice.
>actually learn some dance moves
>Have nice hair and dress well
If you go with a lot of friends, always do bottle service. You'll be boozed out and and can always invite a girl for a drink.
Also I'm 6'1 with an athletic build. I'm brown too so if I can pull I'm a club, you can too.
Hope this works
>setting "threesome" as a goal
Damn, your life must be empty
Why even fucking bother?
(1) They expect you to make the first move;
(2) Expect you to do the socialising;
(3) Expect you to make all the effort;
(4) Expect you to have a fantastic body whilst she does fuck all in the way of having a decent body of her own;
(5) Most think they're hot shit but have the personalities of mildly hot sewage waste;
(6) Most probably sleep around (increased chance of STIs/STDs/HIV);
(7) Expect you to buy them drinks; and
(8) Why both when you can focus on having a good time with dudes, dancing and socialising among yourselves?
>Why both when you can focus on having a good time with dudes, dancing and socialising among yourselves?
I honestly hate men. I hate to be around them, I hate to talk to them and I hate to listen to their boring stories. I try to avoid them as much as I can.
I don't get it, in australia the club sluts are loose as fuck and also fat and ugly
there's some hot ones that will go with hot guys but if theres enough girls there then you'll hook up
girls go out to get smashed and hook up, they don't care how you look
Go to raves instead
Book a hotel, stand in the front and dance like youre having the best night of your life, have some molly on hand so you can give it to stupid bitches but dont do any yourself, then once the club clears out offer your hotel to her and her friends to crash at
If you cant get pussy this way then you are destined for no pussy ever