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When I ordered this book through the flyer as opposed to buying it at the bookfair, it came with the 3d Hypno-Ring.
God I hope they make more of them for the movie.

>>92888273
I really love that Captain Underpants can basically trigger himself.

>>92888273
>Rule #411 isn't "it is against the rules to give a gangsta one of these when he's dissing your fly girl."

>>92888303
Fuck you, Melvin.

>>92888419
>WEDGIE POWER in sign language
It's the little things.

>>92888217
CUatWotWWW is Dav Pilkey's magnum opus.

>>92888488
>amulet can protect the planet
>amulet effects negated if ingested by baby
>instead of killing the damn thing and retrieving the amulet they shoot it into space

>>92888217
A fun little tidbit about George and Harold's school;

"Jerome Horowitz Elementary"

There are two people of note with the name Jerome Horowitz in the past century: One of them was a scientist who made numerous breakthroughs in HIV treatments and cancer research.

The other Jerome Horowitz is more commonly known as "Curly Howard", one of The Three Stooges

>>92888509
Killing an infant prince is kind of drastic, even in that situation.

>>92888444
Even the deaf will know her tyrany, mister trips.

>>92888542
Hey, Solomon sliced a baby in half.

>>92888556
No, he proposed that the baby should be sliced in half, he never actually did it.

>>92888439
This (and the store's recurrence after the original joke) is my favorite gag in the series

>>92888556
He didn't go through with it, but he was going to.
It was a test to see who would give the baby up to save it, thus being the real mother, and not just the other bitch that wanted his inheritance or something.

>>92888661
I just had a thought: Who draws these books? Dav or somebody else?

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>>92888661
>making these two pages incredibly easy to draw

>>92888715
>the nicest teacher in the history of Jerome Horwitz Elementary School
So that's barely an improvement.

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Book 6:
The Big, Bad, Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Pt.1:
The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets!

None of you faggot post reaction images. Use your words instead.

>>92888880
>like whales in the ocean
>barely above C level

>>92888900
>Perhaps their grammar weren't no good neither

>>92888900
Pretty lazy messing of the sign, guys.

>>92888939
>cook frozen lasagna
>in a toaster
Sounds like something Pilkey actually tried

>>92888933
It's the obvious one, but it's good enough to take care of real quick to see the consequences.

>>92888950
If this book is the basis for the second movie, these things are going to be happening in every fast food restaurant bathroom.

Damn, I better get ahead of the game.

>>92889025
>you guys are so immature
Bitch you washed your hands in the fucking toilet

>>92889040
I have to sympathize with Melvin here.
He's got his thing to show off, and everyone else has had their chance but him.

>>92889083
>implying it takes one second to say "combining two elements in x seconds"
Melvin, fuck off.

>>92888950
Show of hands.
Who did this as a kid?

>>92889009
Nice Ribble is best girl.

>>92889158
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>>92889190
>>92889205
/REKT

>>92889259
>being this sassy to her boss
Miss Anthrope's pretty hardcore.

>>92889284
>>92889296
And to think. They could've been married.

>>92888488

>everything in correct spelling except desided

Kek

>>92889374
>Unsupervised reading is strictly forbidden
Along with the other bits, what dystopia is this closest to?

>>92889413
The fact that he gets Squishied is the best thing about this part

>>92889426
If George is so intelligent that they considered putting him in third grade at age 5, why is his spelling so bad?

>>92889426
>Crime of the Century is a commonplace bank robbery

>>92888820
And from this book forward, the books will go full Eva on our butts.

>>92888900
>>92888913

>Melvin thought it was real

Fucking kek

>>92889440
>no saying "but I didn't do anything"

>>92889437
Nah man, the fact that he still washed his hands in the toilet afterwards is the best part
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>>92889466

>You guys are so Imacher!!!
This just feels so real.

God damn I love these books. Thank you Designated Dave...I've been waiting for this storytime forever. I'm seeing the movie tonight

>>92889440
Am I the only one seeing Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog going to jail?

>>92889527
See. Melvin wants to have super powers! Why haven't George OR Harold even TRIED to drink a glass of "Extra-Strength Super Power Juice"?

>>92889558
Nope, I see it.
Third storytime day with the spinoff books?

>>92889477
Join us for the sequel, Captain Underpants and the Colossal Columbine Caper

>>92888686
Dav, I think.

>>92889558
Their parents are there too.

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>>92889602
No can do.
Those would need to be ripped, and the fantastic anon who ripped these only ripped the main series.

>>92889491
Melvin is the exact opposite of G&H: extremely book smart, but has the common sense of a water buffalo.

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Get ready to be disgusted.

>>92889666
>been 58 minutes since I snacked on chips
A-am I fucked?

>>92889677
Part of the reason why I don't want a sequel to be about Booger boy is because I REALLY don't wanna see this gross shit animated.

>>92889686
>"ALRIGHT ALREADY!" yelled George to the narrator.

>>92889635
Eat your heart out, Sceptile.

>>92889708
Well, yeah, but what else would they do? Jump straight to Tippy Tinkletrousers?

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>>92888939
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>>92889009
>mfw i'm going to do this at the Movie Theater tomorrow in celebration of the film

>>92889741
>>92889755

Melvin you fuck, not the fucking water fountain

>>92889635
Darn. Oh well.

>>92889487
>Secret government experiment
>Pop rocks and soda
o i am laffin

>>92889805
>that one girl who copped a fat gob in her mouth
Well, she's set when she's 18.

>>92889851

>misuses an objective pronoun

Fucking holy shit

>>92889755
>>92889741
That's worse than any gum or sunflower seeds.

>>92889905
>he just keeps giving him tissues
I'm dying

>>92889892
>>92889905
>>92889935
This man either deserves a raise for his expert shilling, or to be fired for giving away THAT many free samples.

>>92889988
Maybe he should be fired for angering a booger man so much he turned into boogerzilla

>>92890064
No, I JUST got rehired.

>>92890083
Do it, pussy.

>>92889935

>He's STILL giving him tissues

Expert shill

>>92888362
even if the axe didn't just cut through the rope it would have only hit one of the boys instead of both of them

>>92890133
>>92890145
>you will never get a nice, wet sloppy kiss from Edith.

>>92890097
She asked me if I was okay and I said yeah.
I'm safe for now...

>>92890133

>sloppy kids turned him back to normal

The amount of ways they pull this shit

>>92890208
Is this vore

>>92890194
>sloppy kids
that's something very different

>>92890229
A sloppy kiss can lead to sloppy kids...eventually.

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>>92889440
>Your under a rest!
>But I didnt do anything!
>Busted!
>Sign says "No saying 'But I didnt do anything"
Okay, that's funny.

>>92889440

>No Stinky Feet
>No Reading signs
>No saying "But I didn't do anything"

I just realized Sulu is named after Sulu from Star Trek because Melvin is a FUCKING NERD

Oh shit did Dave die

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And that's it for today.

Tomorrow I'll be doing the last 6 books.
Things are going to get...intense.

See you then!

>>92890575
Thank you, Dave. You're a credit to your kind.

>>92890575
Good-bye Dave, this has been fun so far.

>>92890575
Thanks pal.

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>>92890575
Thanks, Dave. Been nice and nostalgic.

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>>92890575
Thanks man!

That was really fun to read.

>Tomorrow I'll be doing the last 6 books.
>Things are going to get...intense.

Wait what?

>>92890774
You don't know what's coming.

>>92890774
The latter half of the series goes into some strange places:
>Time travel resulting in planetary destruction
>the "true" causes of the creation of the universe and the Ice Age
>George and Harold's backstory
>Mr. Meaner developing a chemical that makes children obedient

>>92890774
After the next book, Dav's dad got sick and died slowly of cancer or something and the series was put on hiatus while the original fanbase grew up.

Likening it to Anno's breakdown in the last two episodes of Eva and EoE is a decent comparison, plus his personal objections to medicating kids with ADD and ADHD that's just barely veiled in the last book.

>>92890904
Dav's disdain for the public school system gets pretty palpable at the tail end of the series.

>>92890997
I imagine he's very upset at the current state of safe spaces in both schools and colleges.

>>92889426
>"I'm telling" to a bank robber
topkek

>>92890575
Thanks for this man. I've been wanting to reread Captain Underpants with the movie coming out.

>>92889503
>Melvin's parents keep a pet cat
>Melvin is allergic to cats
dafuk?

This might be a stupid question but how do I archive these threads so I can read through them weeks/months from now?

>tfw the UK won't get the movie until July 28th
I've already read the first four books so I guess it wouldn't be too much of a problem...

>>92889407
Farenheit 451. Only one I know of where books are straight up outlawed.

>>92888430
>the Placenta Effect

So, how many people are going to see the movie tomorrow? I know I will.

>>92891273
even Melvin's parents don't like him

>>92892480
I would, but I need my money for more important things.

>>92889919
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/r/ing a Captain Underpants Eva opening

Thanks for the storytime

>>92893928
The whole opening?

>>92888217
I havent read Captain Underpants since elementary school

A decade and some years later and they're making a movie out of it....wow

>>92891143
stop projecting your issues onto him

>>92890575
I hope these threads are as hype as they were the first time

>>92890575
Thank you for dumping these Anon!

The last couple books were weird, even by captain underpants standards.

Bump to the top you go!

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Is Dav Pilkey the most based author ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paluqcTnRis

>>92898226
If I ever meet Pilkey, I'm gonna buy that man a drink.

>>92898384
Here here.
>Gin and Tonics all around.

>>92898226
>>92898384
he's got more cool videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlbg_d4tiBk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGM-dpQ_ynU

>his pet rhinoceros beetle is named Megalon
the video was 4 years ago so Megalon is probably dead but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV8v6d-MLL0
HERE WE GO AGAIN!

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>>92891025
You're fucking kidding. That's shopped. Tell me that's shopped.

>>92898990
it is

>>92898990
it is, unfortunately

>>92896314
If you want to I guess

>>92889413
Okay, honestly, I'm going to start checking the seat of every public restroom I use for a few weeks.

>>92889426
Anyone else notice that the first three kids he tells on are all wearing the clothes of Peanuts characters?

>>92889452
>No using the same joke over and over
Kek

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>>92898226
>>92898457
What a great man.
>names his beetle Megalon
What a really great man.

>>92888497
Wait, so Captain Underpants was raised by a gay couple?

>>92902076
No, but I think you were.

>>92889197
I'm not gonna lie here.

I've done this but accidentally done it on myself

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>Miss Ribble
>Mr Rected
>Miss Anthrope
how the fuck did i not see it as a kid?

>>92889440
anyone else getting a Superjail vibe?

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>>92888430
>>92888506
>the placenta effect
holy fuck I never noticed that

>>92889477
>Then he washed his hands in the toilet
OH MY GOD

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>Post YFW Book 9

>>92889487
>pop rocks n' soda gummint experiment
Shiiiit.