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first for the movie will be kino

>>92885451
Uh-oh.

>>92885427
Crack it like a whip.

>>92885507
>self destruct juice
Sure okay

>>92885518
>implying you wouldn't drink it

>>92885451
Something I've always wondered is why didn't George and Harold just drink the super power juice themselves?

>>92885547
They were going to do it in Book 7 but their grandparents accidentally drank the rest.
Good going, idiots.

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>>92885547
Who needs the headache?

>>92885567
I mean, it's definitely a better option than letting Captain Underpants drink it and making it that much more difficult to keep him under control. They wouldn't even have to worry about shit like water getting on their heads.

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>>92885643
>licensed stuntplants

>>92885631
>The birth of a supervillain

I feel bad for the Dandelion of Doom

he was just there for Captain Underpants to show off his newfound superpowers and we hardly knew him :(

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flip-o-rama works better in book form baka

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>>92885719
>Chapter 23: The Twenty-Third Chapter

>>92885729
You have to admit, a prism looks like it'd taste PRETTY good.

>>92885752
The chapter titles are great
>"I hope he believes us!"
>He Doesn't Believe Them

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>>92885809
That is one cool little girl

>>92885822
ah yes

our first major continuity point in the series

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Book 4:
The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants!

>>92885835
Well, that guy in the last thread can do something about his unemployment

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>>92885835
>many years ago
>mfw I went to the website
>mfw I downloaded something fun

>>92885835
Mabey we should all download something fun

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>>92885863
Best book imo

>>92885863
aw shit here we go

>>92885870
Out of respect for Dave, this would be an image of Setsuna chortling.

>>92885927
>I.B.S.S
many people suffer from that

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thanks for making my 2-hour wait for a bus enjoyable OP

>>92885945
Icelandic people must have been having a laugh when this book came out

>>92885927
>misdirected
>mislabeler
Holy shit.

>>92885998
Can't play Poopypants here, Funkyskunk did fuck all.

>>92885998
that's a big wiener

>>92886038
>"No, I don't think it's funny! I think it's rude and offensive!"
>"That's why it's funny."
This book predicted the pussification of society.

>>92886052
Well, it is kinda funny

>>92886081
>styrofoam wormy thingies
I called them that for the longest time

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>>92886157
>What's all this sticky stuff?!!?

>>92886217
>Piqua Valley Home for the Reality-Challenged

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>>92886180
they look like something out of a horror movie

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>>92886157

I'd post the Professor Poopypants name generator thing but I don't want to derail the thread

>that teacher position description
>the plunger robot on uranus
>reading small print is bad for your eyes

>>92886251
>no experience, credentials or deodorant necessary
Holy fuck I never saw that

>>92886069
This book predicted a lot of things

>>92886251
>Dr. Kent C. Toogood warning about the dangers of small print
Holy fuck

>>92885740
>The undead are defeated by root beer
Someone likes Monkey Island...

>>92886390
>George manages to spell gerbil three different ways in two pages
What did he mean by this?

>>92886420
>the gerbils were being controlled into evil doings by Cher's greatest hits
>"Is it music?"
>"No."

>>92886420
>utility waistband
more like the deus ex machina waistband

>>92886420
>Cher's greatest hits
Damn.

>>92886390
I think my favorite thing about the books is that every single comic George and Harold make have them shitting on the gym teacher and in the end he becomes the final boss.

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>>92886420
>Cher's greatest hits
Fucking destroyed

>>92886527
aw shit here it comes

>>92886547
Who is she interviewing?

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>>92886420
>Chers greatest hits

>>92886561
Your girlfriend

>>92886573
No, it can't be. Your mother's taller than that.

>>92886590
And there goes the thread

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>>92886535
Wait, what's happeni-
>>92886547
Wait, is that...
>Pic related.
I recently just got into this series by reading some books while working the janitor shift at Walmart and now I'm actually up to book 4 right now, so I guess I'll be getting through the rest of the books today!

>>92886590
Poopsie Rhinotushie here

I didn't even need to look at the signs

>>92886590
Loopy Diaperbuns reporting in.

>>92886599
Thank you for the storytimes, Gidget Bubbletush

>>92886599
>Pinky Gerbilfanny

Blimey.

>>92886456
>he had hit rock bottom, and decuded to take the world down with him
deep shit

>>92886251
>Where America Gets Its Pie Charts

>That callback to the plunger robot on Uranus from book 2

>>92886599
If you keep making new names you'll always wind up with Snotty Liver-something

Loopy Toiletsniffer reporting for duty

>>92885398
Do you plan on posting the links by chance? If not I could just compile my cbr's from the threads but I would prefer not to have to go through that.

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>>92886720
I will tomorrow when we finish, don't worry.

>>92886811
WRYYYYYYY

>>92886590
Fluffy Wafflefanny here!

>>92886872
HE WAS #1

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>>92886913
>The following chapter contains scenes that are so intense and horrific, they may not be suitable for viewing by people who can't take a joke.

>If you are easily offended, or if you tend to blame all of society's evils on TV shows and cartoon characters, please run to your nearest supermarket and get a life. They're located in the "Get Real" section next to the clues.

>Good luck!

Dear lord the author was so savage.

oh shit this reminds me of the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9UZ7-kW-c

>>92886990
>>92886958
>headbutts and mule kicks
I didn't know the Captain fought like such a savage

>>92886923
>Flip-E-Rama
Woah what the fuck. Couldve sworn it was Flip-O-Rama

>my first book was book 3.
>the first storytime thread I find starts on book 3
Pottery.

>>92887042
the e-book version has Flip-E-Rama

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>>92887042
This is the eBook edition.

>>92887159
>Tippy Tinkletrousers
goddammit

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you all know what time it is

>>92887214
Fuck off, this is a storytime thread.

>>92887214
Hard Anusfucker reporting in.

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Book 5:
The Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman!

>>92886590
A little late but
Snotry Gizzardbrains

>>92887036
>I'm sure glad I don't have a silly name anymore, said Ms. Ribble
>Me too said Mr. Rected

Chalk that up for jokes I didn't get as a kid.

>>92887271
Time for BEST GIRL.

>>92885547
Great power carries great responsibility.
They'd really rather not bother with the hassle.

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>>92887302
>We kick Butt
>Me too

Falafel Monkeychunks reporting in.

>>92887355
the best sign change

>>92886753
I wuv you. I will storytime anything you want tonight. Your choice (just tell me ASAP so I can start collecting if I don't already have it).
>Try to keep it 30 issues or less.

>>92887388
>they actually wrote "signed, Your Name Here"

>>92887388
>everybody literally writes Your Name Here

>>92887374
>Chunky Tofu
That sounds delicious as an adult.

>>92887411
>Wake up...It's time to open up your presints!
>he said to his already awake son

>>92887468
>didn't you read chapter 1?

>>92887214
Yes, it's Wedgie Power time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXLyM8AzrOs

>>92887456
>controls robo-claw
>can't unwedgie herself
And also wearing underpants for some reason.

>>92887495
>asbestos removal
>gray and dark gray

>>92887506
>>92887528
>>92887536
This leads to one of my favorite moments. In the entire series. Good stuff.

>>92887551
>Mindless Conformity
>be just like everybody else
>individuality causes pain
is Jerome Horwitz Elementary promoting what I think they're promoting

>>92887572
If Krupp doesn't do his wolverine impersonation in the movie I'm gonna flip

>>92887604
I never knew what that song name was...

>>92887623
Every face on this page is gold.

>>92887633
>B-b-bubba bobba hob-hobba-hobba wah-wah
Greatest part of the book incoming

>>92887648
>the face of a broken man

>Mr. Krupp just stands at school for a whole week, crying like a little girl, without eating or drinking
This is just so damn funny.

>>92887411
>Most sincerely dead
>The shoes with stockings
Nice Wizard of Oz reference, Pilkey.

>>92887388
>Butterflies are yellow! Everyone knows that!

She's not wrong.

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Pure gold

>>92887728
>that one kid who did a handstand

>>92887752
>Dav made Krupp Jewish just for this dumb joke
What a guy

>>92887762
>>92887773
>>92887789
And it didn't occur to her to stop this before she was at the altar?

>>92887794
The adults in this series aren't very smart or rational

>>92887773
>Hooray! -er, I mean- aww, that's too bad
Every fucking time I reread these books there's something I haven't caught on to.

>>92887699
>Especially some of the girls
As an adult, most of these jokes are entirely lost on its audience.

>>92887510
I'm not sure if George and Harold have seen panties yet. They probably assume all underwear is underpants.

>>92887604
>Her name was Tara Ribble

>>92887839
Who the fuck serves spaghetti at a wedding

>>92887623
>Your one hot mama
Ms. Ribble, there's your red flag RIGHT THERE.