I imagine maybe the first time he ever did it he technically didn't do it again, but it's hard to think of a world in which Kelly wasn't there to guide us towards a bright, sicko-free future
I'd say Bowie is awful enough to get side-eyed by Jesus and Crosby but not quite awful enough to be sent below, but it's a mistake for Kelly to display that kind of indecisiveness
Is it a metaphor for Americas immigration policy?
This is a layered comic even by Kelly's high standards.
Hell is reserved for people who insult Star Trek like JJ Abrams or Steve Jobs.
Guess they're afraid he'd take over in hell.
>Labeling the child abuser "A class act"
That's the joke, though. Kelly picked Bing Crosby because he's implying that Crosby was a completely perfect model citizen because he sang wholesome songs and was relevant when Kelly was a kid, despite all the rumors about him being a dick.
It's also pretty ironic, because Bing Crosby was no stranger to drugs himself. He smoked marijuana until he was in his seventies.
Frank Frazetta did a lot of sci-fi, fantasy, and comic book art. He's kind of the odd man out.