Future Best Friends Edition
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Pearl and the pearls when
Attempted to get all in one image with my second to none editing knowledge.
Sorry for fuckups.
I just want a new episodes announcement.
When will the pain stop?
>How did Sapphire not see that Ruby would save her?
That is literally why she fell in love with her anon, she's unpredictable.
Garnet sees what could happen but has the ability to change it.
On tonight's episode of "Greg and the Crystal Gems":
I think it's just possible outcomes that she sees. Like in 'Future Vision', Garnet saw that telling Steven about her power could A. Result in them being closer than ever before or B. Result in him freaking the fuck out. She doesn't see the 100% for sure future, she sees possibilities.
I want Jasper to be redeemed before Lapis. Both because it would be more original and less obvious, but because it makes more sense (Lapis has WAY more reason to hate the CGs) and to subvert the "Good is cute" cliche.
crop-tops are my fetish
Best gem will be back soon
WHO LIVES IN A NIGHTMARE UNDER THE SEA?
BLUE AND BROODING AND CRAZY SHE IS
IF DRAMATIC STUPIDITY IS SOMETHING YOU WISH
THEN DROP ON HER DICK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!! I spent all day avoiding spoilers!
That's debatable. Lapis' reasoning for hating the gems is pretty sound, but that counts out the fact that Jasper is a much more loyal, much higher-ranked Gem, having been through the war to the point that she had conversations with Rose Quartz at some point and respected her tactics. Her angry bond with the CGs is bound in the flames of war.
She probably lost many soliders to that rebellion.
You mean last thread? Most likely yes, some fags really get off to rp
There always have been girls in /sug/, some cunts just like to attentionwhore that's all
HOW THE FUCK do you redeem jasper
the thing with lapis/peridot was that they were handicapped and they needed the gems
lapis was trapped in the mirror and had her gem shattered and peridot lost her limb enhancers
by being handicapped they had time to bond with steven and thus becoming "good"
but jasper, jasper can just say fuck off and leave without giving them any chance of redemption
Garnet explained this, dumbass. Even using the "Time is like a river" metaphor. She sees possible futures, and has to deduce which one is the most likely to actually happen.
The real question is if any of the fusions that use Garnet as a component are capable of using future vision.
Sapphire future vision is more "probability future" vision. She see's different multiverse and outcomes ranking for their likelihood. Ruby saving Sapphire could've been as low as 0.99% but luck has a way of being a bitch.
>HOW THE FUCK do you redeem jasper
You don't. Because she doesn't have to be redeemed.
She's done LITERALLY. NOTHING. WRONG.
>Next episode opens with Lapis standing over the defeated CGs, only Steven in front of them holding out his hands
>Woah woah woah, hold up. You're probably wondering how I got in this mess, right?
I submit this image as proof of the best ship.
Got the second page.
yellow diamond will literally shatter her if she ever shows her face again in homeworld because she fused with lapis
remeber how mad blue diamond was about ruby fusing with sapphire, she didn't even cared that ruby had saved sapphire, she just went YOU WILL BE BROKEN FOR THIS for just the fact of being fused
I idea of young Pearl fucking young Greg is so hot.
If it makes you feel better, you aren't the first person I've seen make that mistake. But her navel is the same colour as the rest of her skin, so I don't understand how you can think that.
Go with the vegeta route. He was still a prick through and through, but the z fighter tolerated him because he kinda helped with frieza and is not actively trying to kill them anymore.
Nah, 40k doesn't roll that way.
Look up the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer. It's all about lying to the guardsmen to make them think they'll survive to keep up moral.
In 40k, death is guaranteed no matter who you are.
>You will never feel Jasper's rugged bicep
why even breathe
The exposed part is too high up for the belly button to show.
She has no other chance. She's out of luck since 1. She fused with Lapis and 2. Peridot made sure YD is never coming back for them. Either she helps the CGs with the Cluster or she admits defeat.
she manhandled lapis
Have her help with the Cluster or something. Utility is the only reason the CG gave Peridot a chance in the first place. Otherwise they would have poofed her again after Steven let her go.
Pearl can be Jasper's Bulma.
Yellow Diamond is 50% most likely to give little shits about emergency fusions as long as Jasper stays loyal
Blue Diamond might be different if she considers Lapis as not a traitor
You know we really need a Steven Universe rpg. Something like Final Fantasy, Earthbound, or Trails in the Sky.
Hell I'd even settle for a visual novel made in ren'py.
>Not shipping Perinaldo.
Plebs the lot of you.
Me too, actually.
I can't believe the new episode is 83 years from now
Next episode's ETA seems to be February 18th, from in-thread sources
Can one of you guys help me? I'm looking for an old piece of fan art of Jasper Peridot and Lapis redisgned like the CGs. I remember Peridot hat the 'star hair' and stars on her outfit, Jasper wore like a felt vest and had actual boots, and I don't know what Lapis wore.
Anyone here know what I'm talking about?
Let's have some /n/
Which transport does each gem use?
Here's one. I really like this one, but it tends to attract a lot of negative attention for some reason.
Nerds are impossible to please, I guess.
>Too Short To Ride
They just put any episode title there right?
Isn't it about the same size as any other gem? She is just a big girl, with a big face and "nose".
>mfw I want to go and hero, but I want to know how su will end
>mfw I need to wait more than 83 years
It's not this is it?
You fucker. That't not it but it's the same artist I swear to god.
It is a flashback episode about the beginning of the CG.
I love how Garnet's view of fusion is technically incorrect.
Even her closest friends don't make such a big deal out of it, and she herself wasn't born from love, unless "oops I tripped and fell on your pussy" at first sight qualifies.
>"oops I tripped and fell on your pussy" at first sight
I want Lapis and Peridot to star in a shot-for-shot remake of the entire Ren & Stimpy Show series.
We can experience the joy of them becoming the mascots for the Beach City Fire Department. Laugh along merrily as Peridot becomes the President of Lapis' fan club, and then contemplates strangling her in her sleep. And who could forget that time Commander Peridot contracted SPACE MADNESS and ate a bar of soap while Cadet Lapis fought off the intense desire to press the Earth Eraser Button? How can she possibly resist the maddening urge to eradicate Earth at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button?
Lapis water control is still bullshit
Reminder that original Pearl is a rapist and almost murdered a child
Yellow Pearl a best
nothin to see here mods
No, but they are migrating from weekly episodes to bimonthly "bombs" and it sucks ass
This is the only SU theory that seems to make any sense at all. The rest are all always just speculation, none of them have the proof to back them up like this one.
KYS DESU SENPAI
... Rebecca. Is there something you'd like to tell us?
Young Dewey looks cool. I guess buck had to get it from somewhere...
go to the kym page in that search
there's a direct source to the post there
"A friendly reminder that the Black Pearl still belongs to me, Captain Jack Sparrow."
I made a little redesign of Peridot. Tell me what you think.
And why does autocorrect always think that Peridot is a misspelled word? It's a real word!
>this show is not for sexual
Are you aware of the premises in which you are currently located in, stranger?
Spiders are bros shut your fucking mouth
I'm telling you this as a fellow avian
I don't like the shorts, she should have the full suit since she'll recover her limb enhancers eventually
We're anonymous for a reason. Why would we care whether or not you have tits unless you're going to post them with a timestamp.
Well YOU are an asshole
That doesn't make you a bird tho, you piece of shit
Enjoy your walking legs, ape
I know, right? I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. It's the crop top + barefoot combo.
It's confirmed that gems has to shape-shift a digestive system to actually eat something.
If they doesn't make themself a system, where the fuck their tongue goes?
I could've also done this. What do you think?
Birds don't have a sphincter, so they shitpost all the time
Greg is fat bald and will never spend more than an hour with his son
Greg is also a human and will die very soon
>post yfw Peridot and/or Lapis CG redesign
I for one enjoy the Korean King of Kracked ships.
>Nobody can see the future
Basically there are an infinite number of outcomes to any situation depending on any infinite number of minute variables Sapphire sees the most likely outcomes, you've got to figure with literally of hundreds of thousands of possible outcomes she can only focus of the most distinct or probable outcomes. Just like the fact that your body has millions of nerve endings but you don't feel everything at once, only whats vital.
Her not seeing something unlikely is like you feeling a grain of sand in your shoe, you didn't expect it, you wouldn't have thought about the nerve ending right there, you have the ability to process that info, your brain would've just filtered it out though.
Ruby saving Sapphire is a grain of sand in your shoe.
What's even the point of hoping anymore? They'll never bring her back, or at most they'll kill her off the first time we see her again.
>complaining about flab
Herp da herp da de derp herp!
You're speaking to someone who doesn't know the definition of misogynistic, or any form of the word, regardless of how much it's thrown around the internet now a days. So if you want to get your point across, try not typing using buzzwords only
Well her VA is asian.
implying jews aren't white
That's some shit taste you have there anon
Blue Diamond was pissed enough to break Ruby because
1. this little rank-and-file Stonetrooper just shagged her trump card, and more importantly
2. doing so completely fucked up BD's chance to end the rebellion before outright war could break out.
Rose isn't that kind of giant woman. She's a quartz, like Jasper.
>All these perifags
she's dresed like a slut and should learn proper breathing techniques if she wanted to sing, she's gasping for air by each sentence
5/10, I've seen better
Kind of a shame that Peridots VA isn't the best at singing - at least it's cute to see Peri sing.
I want a solo Peridot song involving her fighting one of the Homeworld Gems fully properly cementing that she's an official CG, also involving her summoning her weapon
>implying having good taste is a bad thing
If I could begin to be
half of what you think of me.
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love like you.
You're being reminded of the fact that Greg fucked Rose every day when you look at Steven, but you still love him. Perhaps you like the fact that Greg cucked you?
>Garnet continued to belch as Canyon's struggles made her more and more gassy, her thunderous burps eventually reducing the entire stadium to rubble. Garnet's acids were aggressive, and even a strong-willed and massive prey like Canyon would not last much longer.
Hasn't everyone liked Peridot a bit since her reveal?
Does anyone have any archived threads involving Peridots first appearance? I wasn't around at that time and really want to see all the reactions.
>Hasn't everyone liked Peridot a bit since her reveal?
>Does anyone have any archived threads involving Peridots first appearance? I wasn't around at that time and really want to see all the reactions.
you poor thing, you aren't missing out anything
ROB SCHNEIDER WAS A REGULAR GEM ON COLONY TERRAFORMING DUTY, UNTIL HE WAS TURNED ... INTO A MIRROR!!!!
NOW HE HAS TO SCAPE THE EARTH WITHOUT BEING IMPRISONED ***AAAAGAAAAIN***.
BUT HE WILL FIND OUT THAT SHARING A BODY WITH HIS WORST ENEMY WHILE RAPING HER UNDER THE OCEAN IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
ROB SCHNEIDER IS -*LAPIS LAZULI*-, rated PG-13
So what got you into SU?
For me it was Peridot, specifically this picture.
Saw it in one of those bait threads in /v/.