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>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Even thought it's just one added sentence, I finished the second part of the /ss/ story.
Oh, and here's a poll for what I'm gonna do next
So I went back to the first episodes to see how much the art changed, and holy shit! Pearl got so cute.
I found a legitimately good cosplay.
It's not that she wasn't cute, it's just that "the asian" is a shit artist.
this one is pretty good too.
Lol that looks like a recycled Roxas wig.
Why would anyone want to cosplay as her?
Sugar makes great characters... with Yellow Diamond being the one exception. She is so boring, cliche, annoying, and ugly. It would be alright if she were not supposed to be "Final Boss Perfect Gem".
I'm torn, anons...
The great and lovable peridot is a cute, but....I've loved lapis since she was revealed.It was just so lonely not having any lapis episodes... and then peridot shows up and gives me what i've always wanted. When lapis comes back, will she be mad at me? How do I tell her that I've moved on?
Isn't she a real fucking cutie tho
we saw literally 2 minutes of her
give her some time
Best cosplay I've seen yet.
And I'm not just saying that because neck.
>Garnet is basically just Ruby and Sapphire in a trench coat now
>Pearl is the edgy DAMAGED one
>Amethyst is comic relief
>Peridot is invader zim
>Steven is comic relief 2
>Everyone else hasn't been relevant since S1
This show is shit now
Mishap is dead
along with the drawfags...
Post YFW Monster Reunion is about
The Gems finding Jasper and having to deal with her
Remember to pet your Pearl. They like it when you lightly scratch their head.
probably he character design. I think people were expecting more and design was rather plain and out of place considering Sugar's style.
For a more "scientist" gem it's a fitting design, but I think she could have pushed it.
>tfw some fucking wormy CEO in the bowels of Cartoon Network's offices is the only thing keeping us from weekly SU
So peridot got the recorder on 7112 and had her canniversary on 7122. Peridot showed up on 312 which was roughly a year before her capture. So can we guess how long homeworld's months and days are from this info?
I think it's a lot of people, and they're lower than CEO I'm sure.
Steven Bombs are annoying for sure, but if CN thinks is the best way to get ratings what choice do we have but to deal with it? It's not like we can boycott a Steven Bomb or something, and if that was somehow successful they'd just see it as "oh no the show isn't popular anymore let's cancel it."
>"Clearly the brown humans are meant to be servant-class, what are they doing walking around unescorted?"
>Hey let's do something stupid with our airing schedule
>If it works keep doing it
>If it doesn't, it must be the show, cancel it
Are they hiring? This is my level of problem solving.
LIKE I SAID, GEMS ARE CRUEL, STEVEN!
Not a gif, but there are TRIGGERED edits
implying homeworld isn't a wench based caste system
Hooray for Lapis!
Stare at a picture of Lapis until you learn to appreciate her, and then remember that the future is bright.
>Episodes return beginning in February and CN told us that the show won't have a bomb for awhile
>We will come back from hiatus with the episode : Gem Drill
Damn nigga. Calm down.
>Connie and Peridot dueling
>"I'm TWICE the gem you are!"
>"please, you're worth 3/5ths of a gem, at BEST"
Prolly going to keep pirating/streaming until I die or until Web 3.0 forces me to drink Mountain Dew Verification Cans (TM) to access the internet.
I might cave and get some SU bobblehead things.
He's already in touch with his inner child.
Then again, why can't they all be Sundowner? Why not have an entire team of Sundowner Gems?
So will Peridot become a permanent Crystal Gem or will she betray them when Yellow Diamond lands on earth?
Only if they fight with swords. If they fight unarmed Peridot will win. Galactic Champion in slapping.
David Bowie in a Yellow Diamond Cosplay
I find that hilarious like Racist Peedee
Oh yeah, I'm real scared by the colorful cartoon characters.
Pic unrelated, my captcha for this post.
I just rewatched this episode and
>Steven fixes her gem
>leaves him on a crumbling water tower thousands of miles above sea level
>get rescued by connie, of all people
And people say Pearl was bad for her spaceship fiasco. I mean, the'y're right, but Lapis sucks too
Yeah, because Yellow Diamond will forgive someone who insulted her.
Hey, I know, I'm just gonna go back in time and call Vlad the Impaler a bag of dicks and homosexuality to his face. Then I'll say JUST TRICKING LOL and he'll be so entertained that he won't jam a piece of lumber up my arse.
Anon why are you telling lies on the internet
HAH, have to do this
now now, no fighting
Peridot's been living on Earth for months and still hasn't quite grasped non-gem lifeforms yet, it's not unreasonable to assume Lapis just didn't think about Steven being an easily-killed child.
She could just be not very bright though, there's evidence of that later on.
Why isn't Greg your favorite human?
I like the idea of Lapis just being really dumb. Really sweet when she's not being a puddle of whine, but also really fucking dumb.
>Have weird drowning/asphyxiation fetish >That sound she makes as she swallows the water >tfw I remember she's a freaking kid
Really good question now that you ask it, even if it shitpost.
Guess it's because i still have hope in Sadie.
Hey guys is there a website/app that reminds you when a some comes off hiatus?
I swear one existed..
I wonder what her original purpose was?
So why exactly do people like this guy? Onion gives me the creeps personally...and he's the finest of Karma Houdini's, considering he trashes beach city and is a total klepto without anyone so much as calling him out. Kid should be in juvi.
>Fake announcement anon is back
Oh boy! time for a shit thread!
Lapis has one hell of a comb-over.
When he was talking about how the gems have been around for thousands of years, he talked about how he hadn't been around for that long.
I thought, for a glorious moment, that he was some weird kind of immortal who had been around since the gems first visited and was immensely interested to hear that story.
He just could never match my imagination after that.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are full with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...
They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mrs. Miller, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Miller, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs. Miller, look at you.
No, we all deserve to die
Even you, Mrs. Miller, Even I.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die.
And I'll never see Rose Quartz.
No I'll never feel her fuse with me - finished!
Alright! You sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Pearl.
You sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave.
I will have vengeance.
I will have salvation.
Who sir, you sir?
No ones in the chair, Come on! Come on!
Pearl is waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now don't be shy!
Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats.
And my Rose lies in ashes
And I'll never see my fusion again.
Anon dont trigger me like that, you stop it right now sir
>Just cuts right to the fusion
Can't wait for the riots in a couple days.
>Lapis acting all cold and important in the dramatic breeze
>her toupe' blows off
not exactly sure what you're asking here?
So the fusion experiments are clusters of severed gem limb rape contorted into horrific shapes?
>trying to cut out all the gay
Pfft. Good luck with the rest of the series, dipshits.
Seriously, you may as well not air the show at all. Even 4kids wouldn't be able to cut out everything.
She's gonna make /sug/ Great Again, just you wait and see
I can only understand self-inserts if they're self-deprecating. Example: "Happy Harry" always draws himself uglier than he really is. And even then only in a few cartoons (unless you count the stupid Skyrim songs).
uhhhh let me think
>ruby and saphire
>steven and Lapissed
>peridot and yellow ronaldo
>jamie and ruby and saphire
>greg and rose
>peedee and pearl
>greg and steven
>magic man and marceline
>ice king and bmo
just to name a few
>Jasper and Larridot
Sounds good to me.
>someone actually put a gown on that, thinking it was an ordinary patient
Yo who wants a draw in return for attention
Spoiler for bad
Your services are not required here
I don't really see Happy Harry's caricatures of himself as self-insert
Rebecca Sugar drawing herself as Dib's girlfriendkinda shit.
In this case he gets transported to the SU universe and fights a corrupted gem with his awesome gem powers.
Also the music video gave me some L33tStr33tBoys vibes
>The animation used to bring this self insert character to life could have been used to redo a scene from the show with different animation
>or animate a deleted storyboard
>or animate a popular fancomic
>or make porn
>That is the worst case of chickenpox I have ever seen
>Implying that most people here haven't read homestuck before
It's pretty similar to SU in lots of ways anon, if you already gave this show a try than why not do it with that comic too?
Suspend disbelief, nigga. Sugar is focusing on the gems and their magic antics. Considering human perceptions of magic shit complexly would overshadow the interpersonal focus. There would be government agents and fighter aircraft everywhere.
I like that theme.
This is the theme I hear in my head for a Peridot + Garnet fusion:
I've never read Homosuck. I looked at the first chapter... err... page... err... whatever that shitty MSpaint thing was. I immediately felt ill and closed it.
I'm assuming that the power of the gem matches their size, so, yeah, in a way you could say they're in charge because they're taller.
I just really want to see an IZ cross over. Irken empire and Diamond Authority constantly arguing with each other which planets are to be conquered by whom/in a very tentative peace because of similar power level.
I got a challenge for you all.
You can take your favorite gem to a fancy restaurant.
But in exchange, your least favorite gem will tag along.
You can still attempt to date your favorite but your least favorite will be constantly getting in the way
Do you accept?
Top kek, buddy it's kinda basic knowledge that homestuck is shit the first chapters but if you actually have the patience to keep reading past that it's the most time consuming/adictive shit ever
Keep in mind that time is still relevant, especially if you're a gay space rock from outer space.
My objection with it is about 30% with the censorship, 70% with how completely incompetently it was done. I mean, if you're going to censor and localize, at least make it come together into something that looks like you didn't change anything. This makes Invisible Guns look seamless.
Eh, gems participated in human history in their universe, nobody seems to think much of the weird shit that happens in Beach City and everybody leaves the ancient gem stuff alone.
Pretty sure humans have figured by now that magic is a thing and decided it's a thing they want no part of.
Come on /sug/ where's the
aw damn, love transistor
good themes all around
>I guess we're already here.
>I guess we already know.
>We've all got something to fear, we've all got nowhere to go.
>I think you're all insane! But I guess I am too >anybody would be if they were stuck on Earth with you
I have never sympathized so much with a disgruntled space rock in all my life. She's getting her way out, /sug/. She's finally able to spread her wings.
>Pretty sure humans have figured by now that magic is a thing and decided it's a thing they want no part of.
That doesn't sound like the humanity I know of.
Suspension of disbelief is necessary.
Whatever. In any case, I'd have to say I am a little miffed about the idea of the show being censored, actually. For one, I like the show and I dislike people cutting stuff out of it because "ew da gays!". And second, you can't just cut out everything that comes across as gay in this show, there'd be nothing left.
Every fusion, every other conversation, I'm surprised Garnet even exists in this dub...
Garnet, Lapidot, Jaspearl, Steven/Connie
>lesbian rival and daughter in law form sexy Shiva goddess
>your son and his girlfriend form a tall smoking hot cup of mocha
It's tough being Greg, but he brought all this on himself.
You didn't specify which pearl
what's wrong with their feet anon
theyre literally on a beach reading
Speaking of Sadie, I just found out that her VA was on Scrubs. She's a qt.
But anon, i don't have a least favorite gem. So a nice date with Jasper sounds cool.
>Amethyst basically was a fucked up Jasper
>Jasper + Yellow Pearl = Fire Opal
Anon. That's clearly
a long neck with a pointy head
Don't even get me started on Kate.
Imagine what it must be like, to feel all that love.
So, i'm curious
Is there any archive of the thread when 'Catch and Release' aired?
Woah, Sam Lloyd voices Sadie?
I actually had one of those way back when. Decided to check it to see if it still existed. Apparently my account is now rich as fuck, as the items I had became ludicrously expensive.
The website gave me depression all over again, though. Why did I ever even spend a single penny on that pre-Tumblr site?
Daily reminder that the Crystal Gems gave their very lives for humanity and heterofacetal relationships.
Crystal gems stand against a homofacetal and oppressive regime that stands against humanity.
Needs more action for a Mecha looking fusion
maybe it doesn't even fit, but this song just always comes to mind when I see this fusion~
Also, I like time travelling and enjoyed the whole shenanigans the characters went through and mysteries being slowly revealed from [S] WV: Ascend until the very end of Act 5. But I understand people not enjoying reading stories about some adolescents, even though I like most of their character developments and the shit they've gone through.
But let's not be ridiculous and judge something because tumblr likes it or because of the most part of the femdom are feminazis from there, when our own fandom is the same. I mean, half the images in this thread must've come from tumblr alone.
>Mfw three assassin dog combo
honestly if you haven't already, play its opposite brother, 'Bastion'.
its old timey feel but holds the same theme
And Ignoring the fanbase and memes I actually liked undertale
what is this ugly thing
Please don't. I'd rather not fap right now.
I tried transistor, but it wasn't really good enough to finish, and not bad enough to just delete. Bastion is amazing though. Completed it twice. Is Undertale really as good as people say?
she'll never talk prices while you rub her feet
Get Hotline Miami. 1 and 2. Super worth it. Quick paced, crazy and godly soundtrack