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>Steven's Birthday DL Link
>The Answer DL Link
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
daily reminder that Blue Diamond is Death Phantom
I keep seeing the Crimson King when I look at her
Why does the Steven funkopop look like shit?
Why do people care so much about this stupid ass common Pearl? Fucking heathens.
Say it with me: PEARLS ARE WORTHLESS
Lost my lucky ball and chain
Now she's fourteen years gone
Five feet tall and sick of me, and all my rattling on
She walked away from a happy man
I thought I was so cool
I just stood there whistling
"There goes the bride" as she walked out the door
"There goes the bride" as she walked out the door
I could shake my tiny fist
and swear I wasn't wrong
But what's the sense in arguing
when you're all alone?
Sure as you can't steer a train
you can't change your fate
And when she told me of that day
I knew I'd lost my home
How would a fingering from BD do to you?
>tfw 3.8 GPA
>tfw stable loving two year relationship with gf
>tfw a couple of decent friends who enjoy my company
Yet all I wish to do is browse /sug/.
Can we please forget about tonights weird ass episode and focus on Bloople and BD
Done with this mostly. Was going to copy over the text, but it didn't really seem to fit Peridot.
Someone else come up with text for the bubbles.
>tfw you actually have to live your own terrible life
>you can't just watch the adventures of Steven and the CGs for the rest of your life
save me from this hell
are all of the crystal gems rock/fairy?
what about steven, is he normal/rock or normal/fairy?
Post best pearl?
Is that what you want?
Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
Sometimes I tell my friends im too busy to hang out talk to people on /sug/ instead.
>yfw CGs meet other gems of their type
>Amethyst gets bullied by purple Amazons
>Pearl convinces the slaves to rise
>Garnet faces a Cluster style Garnet
>Steven is attacked by an evil Rose Quartz
Now that multiples is confirmed, this is likely to happen at some point.
some cute redhead chick from a webcomic that isn't too interesting. She's like the only interesting part of it
I was there the day she and the protagonist self insert of the comic fucked, I feel like that's an accomplishment.
Steven's Birthday was a weak as fuck episode. 4/10 at best. At least we got some character development in it. Not that you can expect anything good from Connie episodes. Although I did have a glimmer of Stevonnie hope during the dancing.
Describe your ideal partner using a character as reference.
>Has lots of cool skills
The only thing I would change would be longer hair.
>mfw Peridot in the opening after the last episode of this Steven Bomb.
>tfw friend wants to go to the gym
>stay home to shitpost on /sug/
What would Jasper say?
Image slots is to be used, not preserved, and you can still hotlink shit after the limit like people did
If you really can't live without iamges, /trash/ is over there
mfw I can't find Pearl anywhere online
I just wanna buy your shit Funko. Let me!
Steven confirmed to age the same as a pureblood Saiyan
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
>toy weapons being released
who else going to Pearl's spear as a dildo here?
Jasper would say your a weak shit.
Go to the gym holmes.
Your disappointing your waifu.
I have so many fucking Blue Pearl pictures, should I do an Imgur dump?
For now it's only available at Hot Topic and on here. It'll get released elsewhere eventually though.
me too anon, i can play all her AT songs now
fuck off anon, it might not have advanced on the plot or it could be considered a little bit filler-ish but it was a comfy, cute, funny and heartwarming episode and I enjoyed it a lot
any drawfriend here want to make blue pearl look like my waifu, Rei Ayanami
she could be with regular pearl who can be that bitch asuka
How mad would you be if Steven looked like this when he as older?
I prefer Science pearl over bad pearl, personally.
No. Garnet sees multiple scenarios that can play out after any given event takes place. She can make some strong educated guesses, but the future isn't set in stone and thus can change.
Charlotte was easy, she was drowned in the bath.
I'd tell him his armor is shit and he needs to put on his damn lid before some jackass with a rifle takes his head off.
dunkleosteus or Shark teeth?
>tfw want to draw SU fanart
>tfw can't draw for shit
>tfw could possibly draw this since it's a simple art style
It's not nice to lie about people, anon.
>yfw pearl enters the Resonance Cascade.
and ruins everything
Is Amy the most underrated Gem of all time? It seems that no one really gives a shit about her.
Does anyone actually claim her as their favourite? She seems like a better supporting/background character so far. The farther we advance through the series, the less of a character she becomes as well.
I take it These mega download links arnt mobile friendly because i tried downloading a few episodes from season 2 and it wouldnt play them
But its playing the answer and todays episode whats up with that anon
Sapphire with her future powers thinks that the future is stuck and you can't change it, which is why she was surprised when it changed with Ruby.
All Ruby did was introduce her to the idea that actions have consequences and they can change the future if they seek out to do so. Garnet is a perfect fusion that gives Sapphire's future powers a boost by slowly analysing which possibility is best while the ruby side will introduce options and actions to be taken.
Can an anon edit this to make YD neck a little bigger?
why the fuck would you want to know the source? what's wrong with you anon??
Steven is for Connie only
I dunno, still sounds off. Maybe we'll get something good for it in Message Recieved.
well, in the meantime, any other edit requests?
The other ones people asked for last thread didn't work out.
At this point she's honestly the least developed Crystal Gem, although if the leaked episode titles are anything to go by she's got a pretty major arc coming up.
About time too, it seems odd that Garnet and especially Pearl have gotten so much time relative to her.
For the record I like all of them.
>Steven will save the world
yeah, of course
>Steven is 14 years old
ok, no objection
>Steven is ANOTHER 14 year old kid entrusted to save the world
Did we just get Anime'd by Sucrose?
Not like he can't shapeshift into a taller and more manly form to bang her when she's older, anyway. He's already proven he can for short periods of time without difficulty, and presumably as he gets better at using his powers, it'll be easier and less taxing on his body.
She will get lots of episodes focused on her soon anon, hopefully they will all be made by Zuke and people will start appreciating Ame more
I just fucking hope she doesn't end up with Peridot
>Connie putting an assortment of moves on Steven.
>Steven implying they'll be married in the future.
They're gonna make it.
I love all the gems, but Amy is definitely my one true gemfu
>not a single reference to So Many Birthdays despite the episode basically having the exact same plot
Shes not my favorite but shes about the equal of garnet who is my favorite gem
The problem with amy is she needs more backstory
Pearl and garnet have had tons of episodes between them but amethyst has had only a few and most were about her recent history with some of her human friends
How did she meet the gems? Why did she join them? Why was she left in the ground too long?
Once things like that get answered I feel like she will be a more fully fledged character and she may replace garnet as my favorite
that shit is too flat to be a bird beak. More of just a jew nose.
Switch switch red guy with garnet
If you can make it appropriate and edit into the episode's context it'll be nice.
Does anyone have the gif of Garnet and baby Steven?
I want the entire gif where she closes and opens her eyes and then sticks out her tongue please. Does that exist?
The curly hair makes him look black but he's just tan.
Nah more like Rose's hair but short and black.
Is the reason Steven is still so childish and as a result effectively a midget because the Gems are coddling him?
My friend keeps telling me Peridot is a shit character who is going to betray the gems, and while she's half right she has no idea about the Peridemption that's inbound.
>tfw the final battle won't be Stevonnie beating the living shit out of Diamond in a fist fight ending with her punching her gem to pieces
SEE THIS FUCCBOIS? MY OTP IS CANNON
PEARLIDOT BEST SHIP
>I like to think Blue Pearl is miserable as all hell. Feels good. In fact, I think I found a replacement for Lapis as far as abuse goes.
But Lapis was a homeworld gem imprisoned and humiliated by a Pearl. The shame she feels is actually without end.
Your friend would be right he he/she was talking about any character who wasn't peridot. Peridots the main character
>grows up normally with greg
>gets stunted growth when sent to live with the gems
Considering how they dont understand the concept of birthdays and how Steven has been with the gems since like 8 or 9, he probably never thought that he needed to grow up.
>implying she isn't going to betray them anyway
>implying this isn't all an act to get in close with the Crystal Gems
>implying the "leak" wasn't intentional to throw people off the trail
Sucrose has so many twists and turns you won't know who's from Homeworld by the end of the bomb.
>all of those amazing titles
>The New Lars
>Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
I bet that girl has a fucking timetable in her diary mapping her future relationship with Steven all the way from now, to their first kiss, to sex, and marriage complete with bullet points about how to proceed with each individual event.
the first segment (aka yesterday's episode) is beginning. However, I still need a good song for it.
I have these titles that anons have suggested
Which of these should I use? Are there any that you would like to hear?
>Tfw you love singing Peace and Love.
>Tfw you don't know anymore relaxing songs like it to sing.
>hit the diamond
>"You hit it you get it"
Y'know what's weird?
Despite all the shit i've done, I'm not sure how I'd edit any of these still. The tommy one is really shading dependant, the stairs has such a unique style it'd be better yet just being redrawn in paint, and raj doesn't fit in easily with any character.
So... just put some curly black hair on him? Not sure what else I could do to make this more like sugar than it already is.
uh, do you need the shirt and everything with it?
not a doujin. it's some short single page manga. can't remember the name.
guess I'll try this one. I'm turning down so many requests it feels awkward. At least this one uses just basic vectors without shading and Ruby's hair blocks a lot of shit.
I know this has already been brought to attention, but what the fuck are they even doing with the art in this episode
That's not going to happen though because they know it's more about deepening their fetishes for one another than satisfying passing fetishes. They shouldn't have to try to be something they aren't.
Connie and Steven are pure like that.
That seems more like something her parents would do.
>Garnet remembers a time when Pearl was badass and confident and terrifying and strong.
>has lived to see the pathetic mess she's become.
>Jasper like Greg
>YD likes to fuck with Greg and tease Them
>YD slowly get jealous
>that scared and confused Garnet now leads and terrifies the TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL herself
what the fuck happened??? I knew Pearl was shit but come the fuck on
>tfw you will never have a bunch of strong, beautiful quartzes to be your wives/bodyguards
Pearl wearing something like this, to go along with this.
>Fuck the ship you flew in on.
>Fuck them slippers.
>Fuck your dress with the diamond on it.
>Fuck your straight-ass Homeworld accent.
>Fuck them cheap-ass fusion experiments. >Fuck your yuck-mouth projection.
>Fuck your hairstyle.
>Fuck those Kindergartens.
>Fuck Blue Diamond.
>Fuck White Diamond.
>Fuck Yellow Diamond.
>This is Earth.
>My warlord is pink and my gem sloop is blue, nigga.
>Now get the fuck out my sky arena.
>And if I see you at the Galaxy Warp I'm slappin' the shit outta you.
80+ Blue Pearl pictures, enjoy your new waifu!
>the new lars
>kiki's pizza delivery service
Greg epps are usually OK. But Kiki? Fucking Lars!?
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
Is it just me or are these links kinda useless. Some are well out of date and none are in 1080P.
Connie said she didn't care how young Steven is and whether he can grow or not.
Therefore, there might be a time where Connie is over 18 and Steven looks pre-adolescent.
Plus the whole raising your love interest from babyhood.
B A B Y F U C K E R
I love it.
Could you replace Steven's shirt with the one he got from Connie in this episode?
I think the original text would be great either way, but if you did that it'd be pretty awesome and relevant.
Shitty outsourced animation strikes again!
I think it was supposed to look like they had depth with their heads being closer to the camera, but they didn't pull it off and the exaggeration carried over to frames that not even proximity to the camera can explain.
Garnet progressed past the Bambi stage and Pearl regressed after Rose's death. Pearl can still pull off the impossible, like beating Sugilite, when she has her head in the game.
Pearl can't lead, she changed her programming considerably, but leading is the direct opposite of her primary directive.
If by "punching bag" you mean :outlet for anger and frustration expressed by angry and frenzied lovemaking that leaves Blue Pearl a quivering, sweaty mass of of bruises and orgasmic aftershocks" then yes, I agree that she is Blue Diamond's punching bag.
Connie REALLY wants some of that magical destiny, huh?
Very qt. She really loves Steven though. I love every aspect of this show so ridiculously much I'm living episode to episode at this point.
i even like pearl now..
How do you plan on playing the "Bull" when you don't have a clue what you're doing and are going to nut in twelve seconds.
This is going to be dissapoitning for her.
This is going to be dissapointing for him.
You are literally going to get cucked by your own cuck. You would be better off becoming a wizard, try not to cry.
That big chunk of side character filler is going to be a dark time.
Dark Dark times for us all.