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So I made this, based on something that was said in the threads months ago.
May continue it into the rest of the Gravemind speech if I feel like it.
Alright, got that done.
I like the idea of Uvo as Jasper, but I can't find a good picture for it. That one would work, but it's kinda small. Not many good pics of him with subtitles as there are other characters.
>Gently hammering a screw
Steven really wants to help out guys
A two-gem Ruby fusion calling Garnet a traitor and challenging her to honorable combat.
>preferring a neurotic mess to a pearl that knows her place
Do we know if she was really blue or it was just the lighting
>pearl best gem when cotton candy exists
Nice fucking meme
How does it feel to know your waifu is complete garbage?
So, this "stretching" thing is a metaphor for masturbation, right?
Goodnight /sug/, keep an eye out for ominous triangles.
Secondly I cleaned up the text version of this the one anon made. Had some stray marks that I just cleared out.
this song is pleasing as fuck I can't handle it holy shit
this is why I signed up for this ride
I hope it never ends
someone needs to make an adult version of this except with them clubbing or some shit
>older connie in a red dress
>older steven with a popped collar
>Fuck the ship you flew in on.
>Fuck them slippers.
>Fuck your dress with the diamond on it.
>Fuck your straight-ass Homeworld accent.
>Fuck them cheap-ass fusion experiments. >Fuck your yuck-mouth projection.
>Fuck your hairstyle.
>Fuck those Kindergartens.
>Fuck Blue Diamond.
>Fuck White Diamond.
>Fuck Yellow Diamond.
>This is Earth.
>My warlord is pink and my gem sloop is blue, nigga.
>Now get the fuck out my sky arena.
>And if I see you at the Galaxy Warp I'm slappin' the shit outta you.
hey i'm a fellow drawfag
mind if i take these requests too? seems dumb and shitpost-like to ask for another batch, but i don't know if you plan to get to all of these. if there's a few you intend to get to i'd like to try the others
also bloople if you would please
Cotton Candy a best
So becoming a baby is like Steven's equivalent of poofing into gem? Amethyst said stretching out would hurt him.
Fucking matt the mod is now trying to pick out posts to go into the fucking /sug/ simulator.
We're well and truly fucked.
if this is edit anon please make this blue pearl ;_;
Shoo, Matt, shoo. We don't want your lies here.
It's the key to all worlds.
Yo,This is Garnet,
And I swear i'm dropping down the hottest mixtape eva.
god I hope not
that place was fucking awful
>wanting to fuck decorative coat rack
THEY ARE TOO CUTE
I AM GOING TO CUT MY OWN DICK OFF
Or when you are constantly stressed.
Children who are put under constant states of raised stress hormones (cortisol, etc) usually end up missing a lot of growth checkpoints (or hitting them late)
>Matt is in this thread
>He could probably be in this post
How does it feel knowing the makers of the show see this kind of shit?
i think its hot
Fuck you I want a mom jasper who likes guns, does yoga and jogging work out stuff, over bearing and goes to bake sales and AGGRESSIVELY, not passive-aggressively, tell off HELEN and her shitty baked goods.
Also she is fun and...very grabby when sauced up.
Can someone with an uke confirm that steven is actually having the right hand positions for the chords?
I want to know if the crewniverse went into that much detail I wouldn't be surprised since it's an episode made by two of the best storyboarders
Matt can you convince Rebecca to make Jasper a Crystal Gem already?
When am I going to get my Jasper fix holy shit
or even a mention
CGs hanging out with Homeworld gems of the same type when?
>Garnet meets Cluster Garnet
>Amethyst being bullied by purple Amazons
>Pearl tries to initiate slave rebellion
>Steven fights a Rose Quartz
>Peridot is teased for lack of limb enhancers
Okay, real question time. Will Yellow Diamond's pearl be voiced by Deedee?
I don't know how to feel about this
I'm guessing yes because the other rubies all sounded the same
STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD PARA
>"HEY, CRYSTAL GEMS! WANNA SEE MY NEW DANCE? IT'S CALLED 'THE FANCIFUL UNICORN!'"
Whoa, calm down, anon. Their relationship is adorable and a rare well done romance, but that's a bit of an extreme reaction.
Nope. I still refuse to accept that anyone is afraid of our Pearl.
Fucking Blue Pearl is more plausible as a scary bitch, because we don't know shit about her yet.
And a Pearl too! Quality pic
You guys are pretty cool
Dont go to the new episode tomorrow
>Matt also saw pic related
do you think he likes /aco/?
Living on borrowed time when it comes to a gems physical form results in paying it back later. Steven has a smaller form hardwired into him through which to pay back the debt. Regular gems however just have their reformation period.
There is no reason to expect that turning into a baby would heal getting stabbed in the face. I don't see why you lean to that answer.
I sincerely hope all gems of the same type are voiced by the same actors.
If we ever see another Rose Quartz, that bitch better sound like Susan Egan. It would be gloriously fucked up.
No. Pearl is a super-class which includes multiple kinds of Pearls.
>everyone tries too hard to get in simulator
>simulator doesnt come out
>anons think its because that arent trying hard enough
>start spamming /sug/ threads with unfunny shit trying to get internet famous on an anonymous image board
>Amethysts are highly-respected warriors comparable to Jaspers
>successful veteran units are often given their own Pearl slaves
>Amethyst-Prime finds this highly amusing/highly disturbing
>not finding the boyish azn girl supremely funny
>jasper beats up helen
>She get's arrested cops_theme_song.mp3
>Jasper flirts with the young flustered officer
>power kicks the door and breaks her cuffs
>calls it a night by tucks steven in bed then drinking box wine while star gazing
great taste, best gem somehow became even better
OH MY GOD I'm still hoping a drawfag would do a pic of Jasper in a floral dress, disguising as Steven's mom for some shitty school function thing because he's trying to attend some event as Connie's friend needing a mom to escort or something like that
"I am Mom Universe, this is my son, and if your little dirt-eater tries to mess with him again, I will POUND HIM TO THE GROUND"
>tfw you will never realize your dreams and ride in a mechanical carriage with your giant blue diamond overlord...
>as she strokes you like a cat
Why even exist
Bad Pearl giving Blue Pearl her leather jacket.
You're Favorite hentai artist is make a Doujinshi of Steven Universe.what are the tags
Lapis, mindbreak, Rape, snuff
friendly reminder that Jasper is disgusting and liking muscle girls should be a crime punishable by death
They have no real models for charters. I doubt they have any preference for right or left hand, but when the story board artists need to choose for the sake of stylistic reason.
>They''s call them ambidextrous cuz gems are so amazing.
>When you ask about Connie they act like you're a manchild for looking too deep in a childrens cartoons.
>best Amethysts get a Pearl
I don't know how to feel about this idea.
By the way, are Pearls being the servants of the elite high class supposed to be a reference to pearl necklaces? Probably overthinking that.
People like you are the reason Matt never comes to /sug/
Draw a Steven of an Assorted Color
Sorry, this was bothering me.
This is just like the /mlp/ simulators....
These are becoming the /mlp/ simulators.
Oh she aged alright. She just didn't mature.
Her cells are still shortening those telomeres down just like in everyone else. Except the cancerous ones.
That's got to suck balls though.
Those chords aren't right. It goes:
C, Cmaj7, C7, F, F7 (Octave up)
Cmaj7 A, Dmin7 G, Dmin7 G,
And then comes the part where Steven starts singing:
(Dmin7 G, Cmaj7 Am7) Repeat until Peri solo.
From there, it goes:
Dmin7 G, Cmaj7 Am7,
Dm7, Cmaj7 A7,
Dm G, C Csus2
And then it repeats the first part until the end.
I never knew I needed this so much
>>calls it a night by tucks steven in bed then drinking box wine while star gazing
Only if she drinks it by holding the whole box and sucking on the fold-out spigot like a pouch of Capri Sun.
only available to the high class
Yeah, you are a beautiful morbidly obese butterfly. Now go lay on your coach with a few boxes of fried pastries within arm's reach until the doctors cut off your feet.
So what are you guys' favorite Star Wars games?
This one is GOAT
>There still isn't fanart of 3 Jaspers in the Pillarmen Pose.
Gave me a reason to find more Blue Pearl pics, so, thank you.
Did anyone else first think that it was going to be Pearl in disguise?
The only characters shown in greater detail were recurring ones, besides Blue Diamond and blue Pearl. This leads me to believe both of them will be coming back at some point. They wouldn't have taken the time to give us a glimpse of her as Sapphire was speaking if there was going to be no later significance.
I find it kind of annoying that our Pearl lacks the shapely legs Blue Pearl has.
Not a sexual thing, its just that with Pearl's ballet dancer image, it's damn weird that her legs are sticks.
hal rape snuff vomit Jasper Pearl torture
I like to live on the edge
Imagine this, but with Steven as Stitch and Connie as Lilo.
Well what I had in mind actually had no penetration. Blue Pearl would be just sitting on the shaft, ponting out 90 degrees from BD, or maybe at an upwards angle so that Blue Pearl is slid back against her stomach. The idea would be that BD would be about to issue commands leading up to the act while in the mean time Blue Pearl would just be sitting there, already exposed to the situation but not knowing what exactly would be coming next. She would also be getting all hot and bothered while trying to resist how she felt since she is just bare naked, legs spread apart, sitting on the giant dick of her queen.
But yea tummy bulge sex wouldnt be bad either.
>cut out the two seconds of Rose and Pearl delicately dancing
>leave in the part where they tongue-fuck each others faceholes and melt into light
>leave in the 1980's sexbomb rubbing herself and dancing like a whore
>Psshh, nothing personnel, kid.
Rose is such a goofy bitch, even in a fight. I love it.
Reminder that this isn't even remotely canon.
>all of steven's awkward responses to Connie's closeness
>Steven imagining being married to Connie as her "First Boy"
>Steven with facial hair
So can it be assumed that steven has had naughty thoughts about connie and has possibly gotten erections because of her?
The giant hole on that map of the world made me think of the Tunguska event
Those were shitposts. At least with shitposts all the anons come together and have a sensible chuckle. shitposts dont have to try to be funny, there will always be a few anons that see the degenerate filth we post and think "haha, classic anon". This is just autism filled lottery ticket posts. They try to win, but they never will. This isnt your fault, its whoever told you guys about matts simulator in the first place
Connie and steven are purest love, don't taint it anon
characters:Steven universe,Sadie,Barb,Priyanka Maheswaran,pearl,garnet,peridot
Male:Muscle,age progression,big dick
Female:Midget,dark skin,alien,ahegao,impregnation,big ass,big tits,harem
>favorite fanfic author is getting out of the game
The proverbial well of cute, heartwarming Lapis fanfiction has run dry and I am beyond distraught.
Not even Blooperl can lift my spirits.
Steven and Connie's mutual thirst is both funny and adorable.
>seems to assume he's going to marry her
Nigga, have you been watching the show? President Stevonnie when?
>Peridot watching Steven Universe on TV
Nah, people don't automatically start sexualizing things just because they hit puberty
He just gets nervous because he doesn't know how to keep her around
People assume that they are going to fuck things up with people despite the fact that people are already in their life and know who they are
Steven still thinks that Connie is going to one day stop liking him, which is the whole plot of this episode and several other Connie centric episodes
Why use transparency?
Fill that shit in
>tfw you'll never fuse with this goddess
Sounds like someone needs to watch some more Japanese animes.
>Steven sneaking Connie into a PG13 movie.
>all the stupid statue theory based art that's now obsolete
I still can't believe people thought that circular garnet with the mace was Blue Diamond.
Sheev is way sexier than a bunch of spheres.
I know what you mean. There used to be a lot of fun Peridot-related fiction, but as soon as Too Far aired it's just been nothing but Amedot.
And Jaspidot, for some reason.
And terrible High School AU shit.
I've just been setting up my new phone with a custom rom and blah blah, and I grabbed steven's ringtone from full disclosure. I'm trying to think of a good 'notification' sound (like txt msg received or etc) from the show. anyone got any ideas? maybe i'm just blanking but I can't bring to mind any single iconic sound effects from the show.
i was thinking of just looking for a basic strum of a ukulele but i'm not finding a good one
Steven confirmed no longer pure child, but sexually charged teen
>people don't automatically start sexualizing things just because they hit puberty
>Have a pretty hot aunt
>Thought of her as a mom
>Hit puberty started to sexualize her and get creeped out my own mind
those shoes look like they'd get caught on everything
>Connie was the one who slept next to baby Steven, not his dad or his golem moms
>Steven woke up naked next to Connie
I don't know which fact I'm more interested in.
SUG THIS IS IMPORTANT
DO NOT LET CONNIE FUCK THE BABY
This with Yellow Diamond pearl and Blue diamond pearl.
>Steven woke up naked next to Connie
I didn't realize this, holy fug
can they just get married already desu?
Damn. Why is this the easiest edit I've done all night?
Manga are SO much easier to edit most of the time. Jojo's kinda an exception.
The Gems and Gang Reacting if Steven Came out looking like this
nah, It had potential for it but it was more of a musical number for plot or something like that, I dont know how to explain it, like it was more focused in showing peridot's little char. development more than making it sound good, also it was way too short. But it's easily on the top 5 or at least 10 by now
Actually that's not even that progressive. There is a good reason men propose to women. It's because having a kid is a bigger investment for women and therefore the man needs to show commitment to the relationship by being the one who proposes.
A picture like the one you posted but with the original Cherry Man
Do you guys think any gems will ever be shattered on screen? Or just implied to have happened but won't happen during the show
>mfw tumblr is crying heteynotive or some buzzword
>They like steven and connie and find them cute but SxC are not lesbians/gay so they can not support it
Nah I'm made that up, but sounds like them right?
pls tell me this hasn't/will ever happened
i wouldn't think so. 'old enough' for a human (half or not) still doesn't compare to millennia. plus rose was a rebel and a tactician, steven seems much more suited to serving as defender and support under garnet
>Be the drawer of that art
I was always planning on updating the designs as we got new information.
Fluffy bangs is the order of the day for blue, apparently. Now the only question is how much the eyes should be covered.
>own sapphires that can see into the future
>own lapis that can control the earth's waters
>own blue pearls for any lewd thoughts
i just want to know why blue diamond's crew is op as fuck
>people excited about pregnancy
>in a positive way
If Garnet becoming a gem is a fantasy disney fairytale, I think Pearl meeting Rose will be the most shoujo episode of SU the world has ever seen
I miss gem-smooch
Pretty sure rose was like pink diamond's general
either she over powered pink and staged a coo or PINK diamond help rose stage the events but perished.
Wouldn't it be fucked up if the clusters's heart was Perished pink diamond then?