Fuck it, it's a great way to ring in the New Year as well. Hell hath no fury like a Quesadilla.
2010. Five years and we're going into the sixth.
You have to be proud when Quesada points a gun at your head.
And now we go back to classic coloring and art. Rivera SOON.
Remember this fat man, for he is important. Also
That means Mephisto's deal is still valid you fat fuck.
Quesada self-inserting himself.
It's time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU
What a wonderful way to mark the occasion of Spider-Sense getting nerfed again.
He won't have to soon.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, Quesada waited over 3 years to tell us a fat man fell on him to miss his wedding. That's the story that took 3 years for him to come up with.
Also cellphones now exist in the Romita Sr. art days.
And somehow fat man was able to wake up before him.
I hope they paid Rivera well for this garbage. Cause he's wasted on this shit.
Also Bob Schaefer can go to hell, BND was garbage through and through and we all know how bad OMD was.
At least Rivera was in top form.
Let's play a little bit of a mind game ladies and gentlemen. Quesada being the god fearing man, would never allow a couple to remain together without being in the bonds of marriage for several in canon years and make them suffer through not only the Clone Saga and all of JMS's run and not only have them stick it out together forever, but somehow Civil War's consequences were the sticks that broke the camel's back.
After hitting several fire escapes. No human body can cushion you from that many sudden blows.
Yet this and the next issue will basically tell you exactly that.
I could understand party girl MJ as she was originally conceived. But when they made it that she knew Pete's secret since his high school days you can call it bullshit.
I don't get it, she want to be married so she can have children and don't want to marry him because he is spiderman, but she is willing to stay with him and not have children ?
Don't say such mean things about Quesada's daughter.
Quesada logic. And remember they stay together all the way through the Clone Saga, all of JMS's shit up until it blows up in Civil War and May gets shot.
She's important later. Notice she is dressed in red.
I can't tell if this is bad because I don't like what is happening or if it is really just poorly written. I could totally see this happening in that era of comics, but I also don't like it.
Why not both?
Time for the biggest bullshit explanation for how May was revived yet no one in the world knew how to cure a gunshot wound.
The last cover will take your breath away if you think the other Rivera covers were good.
There were many who praised that BND was a breath of fresh air that would only come about because of OMD, and then there are some who think OMIT was a perfectly acceptable reason for why the marriage never happened.
Wait until we get to the last issue that explains how everyone "forgot" who Spider-Man was and the "whos" who made it happen.
Why yes, Quesada loves his "pottery" by having the guy who ruined their wedding be the "hitman" trying to kill MJ and her aunt.
>Says the explanation of the dissolved marriage won't use magic
>Goes out of his way they won't use magic to explain everything away
>Uses Iron Man and Reed Richards to help make it less asspully
Oh god this is so fucking stupid and boring.
This whole thing is killing me yes.
And the biggest middle finger in the whole thing.
With this it ends and I'm now free to go back to playing X-COM, later.
Its a fuck you to both of them.
JMS was against this Bong bullshit. Really since all that Spider-man has been tepid trash for nearly a decade now..fucking hell.
And Shooter, there is noway half their staff would have their jobs if he was still around.
Fuck you Joe.
One hell of a mistake there Jim.
What are you talking about?
MJ's a delicate flower who needs to be married to an accountant or someone with an equally safe and boring job, like a fireman
I still think he is a Skrull with a bad memory