Continuing the Green Lantern Godhead crossover from >>68205035
Nearing the end of act II, it's time for Sinestro #7!
as it turns out, baby Sinestro was a big fan of LEGO
His infatuation with her is really weird and it makes me nervous that she's showing up in the annual
although since other characters have pointed out that it's weird I'm thinking maybe it's some outside influence
Sinestro does not think highly of John
or any GLs that aren't named Hal or Soranik, I guess
I think I've been taking hot Sinestro for granted
Yay, it's Iolande!
well we haven't gotten to the ring part yet but yeah
it's probably trapped to hell and back not to mention Despotellis is still hanging out
true, nobody else could pull his off
and yes kanno's is best
Nicola Scott Sinestro would have a nice ass, if nothing else
I want it
hahahah surely this will turn out fine!
I think she might have been one of the yellows who was pissed about Sinestro going green again? I don't think we've seen her lately
most of them have stopped, but didn't Van Sciver kind of start the trend to begin with? I'm not surprised he's doing it again
well the infatuation could be driving him to do stupid things, or he could be offering her a ring that's like putting a shock collar on since his rings all have failsafes in them and with Parallax he could probably kill somebody wearing one
she has NO reasons to accept it though, so she might not even put it on
time for more of Hal babysitting Hand!
no problem, anon! glad you're enjoying it
>Meanwhile, in a giant disco ball
John and Sinestro almost have the same hair
Sinestro unleashes his secret weapon/pokemon, Parallax!
and the poor things wing's are still missing
that second panel is wonderful
>AND WHY IS THERE A BLUE LANTERN THERE. TELL ME.
good question, chalk it up to art error I guess
He's just so excited about a space war!
and Hal is on the verge of tearing hair out
consistency would be nice
>I didn't fly all this way not to kill something
Tomar Re, Hannu, Katma Tui, Boodika, Chaselon, Jack T Chance... It's been a while, guys!
that second panel kills me every time
Well, I mean, not necessarily consistency. I'm not asking for artists to draw everything the same way. But it is obvious that they don't have the slightest idea what Parallax is supposed to look like, so every artist that gets to draw him has to come up with his own design.
I like that Hal just goes up to Orion and punches him in the face
probably didn't do much, but the idea is nice
He really hated having to put the Sapphire ring on, so I assume he took it off as soon as he could
his Green ring didn't go anywhere
yeah I don't want everything to be EXACTLY the same but he went from locust/reptile to looking like a gargoyle
WILLIAM THIS IS IMPORTANT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He's so fucking stoked, he looks like he's about to break into song
go ahead and post it, I enjoy it
at least somebody is noticing that Highfuhrer is acting horribly
hahah yes thank you
it feels like they're trying to recreate the hype that Johns could generate with pages like that but they aren't that good at it
maybe he'll put it back on in the finale
that first panel is great
so the life equation is a slightly less evil anti-life equation I guess?
we also kind of saw that in the new guardians futures end issue where Kyle became new age space hitler
you WISH, John
yeah it's weird because they don't seem interested in bringing it up again
also Van Jensen has said some weird stuff about GLC, I think he wanted to do a bit more with the Sapphires and John putting the ring on but it either didn't come across at all or he didn't actually write it in there
at least SOMEBODY is trying to call Highfrank out on this
I don't like how Parallax has been nerfed
And also, how is this Orion the same who was a good guy in Azzarellos Wonder Woman? And what is the relationship of the Wonder Woman greek gods to the new gods? Because Orion didn't look stronger than them.
oh god I forgot about the art switch, look at that weird ass Sinestro
>I don't like how Parallax has been nerfed
I'm not crazy about it either
>how is this Orion the same who was a good guy in Azzarellos Wonder Woman?
People seem intent on ignoring Azz's Wondy, unfortunately
>And what is the relationship of the Wonder Woman greek gods to the new gods?
Beyond both calling themselves gods I don't think they are related
he went with the GLC and they all got captured
awww yuss, nice the lanterns are finally striking back a little
he's like the kid that accidentally lights the kitchen on fire because he wanted to be helpful and cook something!
>so the life equation is a slightly less evil anti-life equation I guess?
Both of them are in balance with each other. You know, the natural cycle of life and death.
Which is why the Anti-Death Equation over in Multiversity is treated as such a horrifying abberation.
>we also kind of saw that in the new guardians futures end issue where Kyle became new age space hitler
That's actually a neat counterpoint to this event, because Kyle basically perfected what Highfather is doing with the Life Equation right now, BUT he also realizes that he's being a jerk and winds up handing it over to someone else who would take steps to protect people before he poofs off to merge with the Source.
time for the last issue, until the rest come out in a few hours!
and Kyle... uhhh, he looks like he's shriveling up
and where did that sexy archer reverse trap go
that makes sense
>That's actually a neat counterpoint to this event
That's a good point too, and also maybe lends to the idea that Highfather's going to turn his views around (hopefully)
I'm glad that they're actually showing her get angry over this because it was creepy as fuck and she's been way too passive about the shit he's been doing until now
but it also annoys me because she probably won't dump him over it
You know she's probably wishing that Hal was there. He'd basically point at something and start hiking there. Then they'd find some ancient doomsday weapon and Hal would just run around with it.
And it would all work out.
thanks FOR NOTHING WALKER
GOD GET OVER IT ALREADY JEEZ IT'S BEEN A YEAR
it IS hope
but the blue lantern homeworld + battery were blown up and all the blues died and Walker found out that using their rings was slowly killing the universe so his hope died
Remember that time Carol murdered John's wife? Just bringing that up, no reason
also Hal has never accidentally turned her into a dead person
dumping him for not having a job probably seems like a bad move now
oh yeah the reason Sinestro isn't here is because he broke out of the cell, as we'll see tomorrow
they've been sensible about it in comics before, but... not often
Hal getting over her and her settling down and marrying somebody else in JMD's Spectre was nice, and I think Johns did a decent job
but she went full retard the second Johns was gone
I did like them in GLTAS too
wait, how are they taking these guys on single handedly now? what the heck
Kyle also lied to Natu when he said he saw her in his love dream. His dead gf is ruining all his relationships.
She kind of deserved to be mad at him. She just wants commitment but he's so... flighty.
>Saint walker not wanting to be a blue
>some sort of gripe with the source of the blue lantern power
wtf have I missed since Blackest Night?
can someone explain to me plz
yeah, I liked them in Johns' run because Carol was an adult with her own priorities and her own job and her own life but she accepted the ring's responsibility
and she WANTED HAL TOO, it wasn't just one sided, they wanted each other
well you could have just not given him your ring to begin with but sure, let's go get it back!
>She kind of deserved to be mad at him. She just wants commitment but he's so... flighty.
they really shouldn't have done that scene of Tom and Carol finding a proposal ring in Hal's locker
and she did want commitment from him but she's fickle too, it's never solely his fault when they break up
also her reasons for dumping him were really stupid for people who were trying as hard at a relationship as they were
to be fair Sinestro kind of kidnapped him
Lantern energy is killing the universe, Kyle sacrificed himself and all the emotional animals to relight the fires of creation behind the source wall, decided to come back to life, but it was improper because now he has the source code.
I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that all this is a bunch of malarkey. I can swallow all the holy techno-sorcery you can throw at me when it appears to have some kind of internal consistency or the guys talking about it sufficiently present the illusion they are so beyond me I can't hope to fathom it.
But as a guy who started reading Green Lantern with the Sinestro War and gave up hope after all that First Lantern nonsense, this is doing nothing to rekindle my love of Green Lantern. The New Gods that are supposed to be selling me on this gobbledegook being beyond me a fucking morons. The cosmology appears to be one author pulling shit out of another author's ass and then another author pulling shit out of that author's ass in turn a month down the road.
oh and they changed her opinions about her ring too, it went from something she'd use because she wanted to help out and then left in a desk drawer when she wasn't using it to something she desperately wants to keep at all times
seriously, when is the last time she's mentioned her company or done anything on earth
also, that page of him in the yellow jail
she was the last thing he wanted to see!
the source wall limited reservoir stuff is REALLY stupid
it's so stupid even the people that wrote it are trying to ignore it
also, welcome to comics
>but she's fickle too
I have no idea what you are talking about. Carol is such a wonderful person!
Fuck this relationship with a rake.
>Hal and Carol would make a great supehrero couple. If they both embraced being lanterns full time.
that could be cute
now she DOES want the ring all the time but there's no reason for her wanting it, she just changed because new writers
anyway this is everything that's currently out until tomorrow, thanks for reading /co/! related reaction pics incoming
>it's so stupid even the people that wrote it are trying to ignore it
>also, welcome to comics
That's the cool thing about comics though, all it takes to fix stuff is just for the right person to come along and make a good story.
>Fuck this relationship with a rake.
I... don't disagree
Johns could have sold me on it, but Venditti threw it in the trash and this Kyle/Carol nonsense is the worst
So yeah, fuck it
Have some preview links, by the way
and this wonderful page of Sinestro putting his sexiest costume back on and being a huge drama queen
It's like FF7 sorta. In order to fight at all they have to use the power of the planet, this is slowly killing the planet, but its a necessary evil in order to protect it.
Living at all requires one to take and feed off of others at times. For Lantern's to fight they'll take some energy from the universe each time which will slowly empty out the reserves, but won't really be an issue any time soon.
It took billions of years at least for the reserves of creation energy to run out the first time, now that it's been refilled it won't be an issue again for awhile unless they create super galactic sized emotional spectrum cannons that constantly blast energy. Sometimes the previous generation just says "Fuck it, let the next generation handle this shit".
other things he threw in the trash:
the blue lanterns
most of the indigo lanterns
Carol in general
some other stuff I'm probably forgetting
GL 36 and 37 have felt like he has realized that he doesn't have to totally tear down Johns' run and write horribly just to distance himself from Johns' run and as a result they've been the most enjoyable issues so far
also tan not drawing 36 and 37 helped a lot, seriously that guy sucks
I know! it's gonna be fun (hopefully)
with Glorious Sinestro, Black Hand and the Source Wall, Hal shenanigans it should be entertaining at least
also it's Soule's last RL issue
>varying spectrum of want
it was terrible and Walker being mopey as fuck about it for the past 10+ issues has been unbearable
I want Walker to put his ring on, find the Blue Battery shards, make new rings somehow, Guy puts one on and then they can start rebuilding
Man, I am not cut out for comics. I thought I was cut out for comics. Turns out that all I am cut out for is self-contained stories that use comics characters and have a defined beginning middle and end. Stuff like Red Son and Kingdom Come. I read those. Those were fun.
This is all just a never ending jumbled stream of one-upsmanship. All I am getting out of this is "THINGS! NOISES! EXPLOSIONS!" I feel like I'm having a bunch of competing authors metaphorical jangling their keys in my face in a desperate attempt to get my attention. And they aren't even paying any attention to what each other are doing either.
>I wouldnt even mind some corny "where is your god now" line.
If anybody says that I'm betting it will be Parallax Sinestro
nothing wrong with that anon
although I don't think this crossover has had too many inconsistencies between books
How can Sinestro be so damn smug all the time?
unless anybody wants more GL related reaction pics, I got a million
Somewhere out there in the DC universe I want there to be one guy. This guy has superpowers. His power is that he is immune to retcons. He can't fight. He's just a civilian. Every goddamn day he goes to bed thinking, "I wonder what kind of goddamn bullshit I will have to deal with tomorrow?"
Then he wakes up the next day, goes back to the grindstone at the old law firm and gets told that he's never even so much as tried to get a degree in law. Then he shrugs and just doesn't care because he only found out he was a lawyer 3 days ago and was doing a poor job at it. Then he gets an angry call from his boss at Radio Shack telling him that he is over an hour late and now he's fucking fired. So he tries to find his way back to his new house in a completely different part of town that he woke up in this morning, thanks whatever power that created this mad world that its at least in the same state as the house before that and goes home to meet his new wife and kids. This woman is a hair dresser who did a lot of pot in high school, his daughter is an unwed teen mother whom he is helping raise the baby and his son is a weirdo with anti-social tendencies who gets into a lot of fights at school. Then before he goes to bed he looks himself in the mirror and once again wonders why he hasn't aged a day in 50 years.
I see some people complaining o how the New Gods were shit here. Any reccomended reading for this part of the DCverse? They seem really interesting. Always wanted ot read Mister Miracle and give some depth to old Tombstone face