So these popped up on Facebook. Have a look, have a giggle
this one kinda hurts
It's people thinking that they're so deep and complex by putting fairytale characters in real life situations and showing the world that life is so harsh.
It's pretentious bullshit
this one just looks like Pooh has a think so strong it leveled a forest
this one REEKS of Tumblr
I can SMELL IT through my SCREEN
someone needs to shoop Clayton or Gaston into this one immediately
>I haven't watched Sleeping Beauty so what's the context?
I'm guessing the idea is he's going to get her drunk so she falls asleep and he rapes her, seeing how joyful all those are.
The highest of arts as one would expect from facebook.
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I would watch this show. I want more shoops of beloved animal characters stuffed and mounted next to these guys now.
Fun fact: King Richard dies just months after returning to England, leaving John to become the rightful King anyway. Oh, and all those high taxes? Yeah, those were because Richard kept getting his ass captured by turks and ransomed off. Seriously, Richard the Lion heart was the worst person ever.
I want a sitcom where Clayton and Gaston share a house.
Gaston is an egotistical asshole, Clayton's a charming English sociopath. Both of them compare kills, argue over the best spot to place their trophies, out-douche each other, French and English rivalries, etc.
Then they overcome their petty differences to laugh at the vegetarians and animal rights activists.
By god, it writes itself!
Directed by Larry David.
Does Gaston eat chicken at any point in the movie?
Or better yet, a globe-spanning show in the neocolonialist era where Gaston and Clayton keep trying to one-up each other in trophies bagged, animals killed, and women fucked.
A manly show.
All y'all forgetting about based McLeach. He should be there with Gaston and Clayton.
Are you being serious right now? Do you live just to rescue damsels who aren't actually in distress? And just randomly kill a guy in the process?
You wouldn't do shit if that happened, that kind of stuff happens all the time between couples. It's not like he's hitting her, it just looks like a couple arguing at worst.
Although you've gotta admit Gaston would probably deck a dude who appears to be in the process of pursuing a lady who is unhappy with the attention.
This leaves more ladies for Gaston. Laws of the Serengeti.
>implying it's a comedy
>implying it sucks
>implying it's not one of the best shows out there but it's not recognized because it doesn't have a middle-class male protagonist like Breaking Boring
You're part of the problem, anon.
oh what the hell lets throw another one in there
I found both shows underwhelming. Actually they're comparable: they're "what if I was actually a badass gangster instead of a middle-class boring person" fantasies for white americans.
>that feel when im the really /pol/ack and nether of those people are me
I wonder if it would work better if Gaston was on all the newspapers or replacing a commuter reading the paper.
shop now pls
i don't even get the original, and everytime i see that picture all i hear is "son of man" by phil collins
How did the person who made these not make one of Aladdin somewhere in the modern day middle east or Gitmo.
Jasmine in a brothel.
Hercules in the flaming shitball of a country that is modern day Greece.
Sleeping beauty in like a coma ward hooked up to machines.
Peter Pan on an online Sex Offender Registry.
Rapunzel in a terrible escalator accident.
The Wreck it Ralph arcade abandoned and completely vandalized.
The joke is that you used to be wild and carefree until you were tamed by a modern consumerist lifestyle. Hence Tarzan in a suit going to work. Or it could be the subtle anxiety that you're simply pretending to be civilized and you may break down and revert to your nature any moment. Or you feel you've just another ape in the urban jungle, and survival of the fittest still applies. Or you feel as if you've lost contact with nature and are slowly atrophying spiritually in steel and concrete corridors.
You know what, there's a lot going on in that image. So take your pick.
Shit, the fucking Sumerians thought that practice was immoral.
"In the Epic of Gilgamesh (circa 2250-2000 BC), hero Enkidu is appalled by King Gilgamesh's use of droit du seigneur at wedding ceremonies."
>How did the person who made these not make one of Aladdin somewhere in the modern day middle east or Gitmo.
>Jasmine in a brothel.
>Hercules in the flaming shitball of a country that is modern day Greece.
And here we go. best one here, everyone can stop.
so like, if something just has anything to do with women in it, it's tumblr?
Why don't you put the whole internet in a bottle? You'll never have to deal with women again. Just a big hug box without tumblr.
He needs to be used in this one
Standing next to Simba like he's giving a lecture.
While Gaston sits outside, his reflecting hitting the glass. Laughing.
While Simba looks on him in horror.
>I haven't watched Sleeping Beauty so what's the context?
Sleeping Beauty is about rape.
In the original story the prince find her sleeping in the woods and fucks her, and then 9 months later she wakes up due to giving birth.
No shit, People fap to everything.
Like /m/ for example faps to toasters and there are people that actually "have sex" with their cars, oh Mechanophiles.
Everything you seen, read about or heard about has been the subject of being fapped over.
EVERYTHING, even cavities and toothdecay.
McLeach has no class at all. Gaston and Clayton would make fun of him mercilessly behind his back while he desperately begs to be included. They'd probably bag Marahute just to rub it in his face.
>crappy amateur camera
>women is lying, wearing sexy lingerie and gently stroking herself
>man walks in, wearing boxer briefs and tight pants
>he leans in to start stage-making out with her
>camera zooms in to their mouths interacting with each other
>loud, fake moans
>suddenly, a quiet voice is heard
>that gets louder and louder as the camera continues to zoom in on the woman's mouth
>it's almost audible as the lips cover the screen
>then as it focuses on the woman's yellowing teeth, the sound is clearer as the camera zooms in further.
>the camera zooms into a microscopic view of a black spot on a tooth
>it's the cavity creeps, fucking each other as they drill at the tooth
>WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
>WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
>WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
>huge ass shot of the male cavity creep as he fucks the female in the ass
>female is moaning fake moans, punctuated with "WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
Honestly, I wish there was a scene like this in PatF. If you're going to make a movie about a hard working independent black girl in 1920s New Orleans, have some balls and actually address the racism thing please.
Ignoring this stuff is talking down to your audience.
Not happy with the resolution, but you'd be surprised at how hard it is to get a good exploitable photo of a special ed class room. Did i do good?
I could see them ending up in a Waianae shanty town
Seriously, Clayton hunts for a profit, Gaston is a trophy hunter, what the fuck does mcLeach do? He just fucking has them in cages in his hovel, whats the point? Does he fuck them?
>not grown up Bambi
someone's going to jail.
>those trees were most likely planted there by loggers in the first place
>the very next thing they well do is clean up the area and plant more trees
suck it up pooh, you goddamn tree hugger.
The internet is a downward sloping cycle, Anon. It starts as original content out in the real world or created by someone, then the jokes come here, then to le Reddit, then to Tumblr, then to 9fag, THEN to normalfags on Facebook. Then back to Tumblr for irony or something. All these places (except for 9fag and Facebook) also produce their own content.
Doesn't change the fact that there are cynical, pretentious douchebags out there who screech "STOP HAVING FUN U GAIS DERS SO MUCH SUFFERING AND PAIN IN D WOURLD WE MUST THINK OF DOES HOO SUFFER 24/7 AND HAVE NO FUN AT ALL!! D WORLD IS A DARK AND GRIM PLACE AND ACKNOWLEDGING IT NON-STOP MAKES ME CULTURED AND DEEP!!"
Have you heard anybody talk about BB? The most common thing when it 1st got steam was how badass Heisenberg is.
>Walter becomes a despicable person by the end
He was always an asshole, which is another reason I dislike the show. They're almost all horrible assholes.
>what's-her-name just gets shit on by everyone and everything.
And then stabs a bitch because she got stepped on her toes enough already. If you don't think women fanticize about that, you're wrong.
I don't think they're as militant as you make them sound.
Of course if you want to take a different take on a fairytale you'll make it dark.
Like if you want to take a different take on Batman you make him campy.
But the writers of those know exactly what they're doing. You can consider that "missing the point", but it's completely intentional and part of the point to make evil seductive in fiction. It's a trope as old as dirt.
And yes, dumb people fall for that every time, that's part of the point.
that is a fucking crisp image, just wanted to say that
Certainly. But part of the reason so many people like BB and OitNB is because they self-insert and power-trip, not to buzzword salad this.
I'm not saying it's bad per se, just that because you can self-insert as a badass doesn't make it good fiction. See: cape comics.
That's stupid. I'll recommend Greystoke again.
Based /co/...taking shitty buzzfeed-tier images and significantly improving them with based Clayton and Gaston.
>Certainly. But part of the reason so many people like BB and OitNB is because they self-insert and power-trip, not to buzzword salad this.
I haven't watched either, so I cannot comment in relation, but I wonder if you aren't overreacting due to both's popularity.
Let's look at something as mainstream; say, Tywin Lannister, he's a horrible person but he's also a power fantasy, I think it's possible for a character to be both without going all buzzwords.
best thread I've been on in a while 10/10
>I haven't watched either
Oh I've watched both m8.
>I wonder if you aren't overreacting due to both's popularity.
I am. Both shows have some great stuff, very good actors and visuals, but neither is as revolutionnary as people are trying to say. The stories and characters themselves aren't anything new.
I haven't watched GoT, I know I'm going to be way too nitpicky to enjoy it. I watched the 1st episode and I was in nerd fury mode already.
I just get very demanding when something is supposedly incredible. Shit I couldn't watch Avengers before coming to /co/ and knowing that some people hated it. I enjoyed it.
I don't even want to react like that, it's just how I see things. I'm contrarian/hipster by nature.
>implying global warming is a thing
>implying she would give a shit
>implying the ice caps havent expanded
>implying the last few years havent seen record cold temperatures and this winter is predicted to possibly be pretty cold.
that movie sucked too much for me to care.
why would she bother if she's the prettiest in town?
not how circuses work anymore.
WTF they actually live in the modern realistic world, Nani had a job and a house and was under the protection of the government.
pooh didnt live in a pine forest, especially one privately owned.
wasnt that movie taking place in 1920?
thats her own damn fault
zoos are cool
i dont get it.
thats actually funny, but her tripping on shrooms would be better.
honestly, id hang out with these two, and Ted nugent.
most realistic pic here.
George C Scott doesn't know the meaning of small time
This thread is over, give this Anon his ten thousand dollars!
Good god, this reminds me of a series of one-off porn pics that were literally just Gaston sodomizing all the Disney princesses. You'd look at a gallery and see all these miscellaneous pictures of characters from the same series having sex, but sprinkled in between them would be pictures of Aurora or Belle or Mulan loudly sobbing as a pair of yellow gloves gripped her and Gaston's dick was buried halfway in her ass.
It was weird but hot.
None of the pictures of Christopher Robin laying down are non sexual.
Time was, things entered 2ch from the real world before coming here. Not any more, though. Such a shame.
Because it's way easier to say "segregation was wrong!" than it is to look at the modern problems of black people. Problems such as "I have a night stick in my ass" and "Detroit is a yawning chasm into the ninth circle".
Did you just get here last week or something?
Too bad. You probably already have lots of my thoughts and ideas inside of you.
You know what this is?
This is ammo for cynics. Nothing more effective than mashing together reality and the cartoons we grew up loving in a depressing manner. Highlights just how shitty this world is.
I don't even like KFC, and this just makes me hungry.
Not like they can't, you know, get an education and a job like every fucking one else in the country.
I has a sad.
Makes you wonder if the ancient chinese would be proud or ashamed of their country today. They want to live in smog for ninety cents an hour, god bless 'em.
Planet's too damned cold anyway. Plus the flood will inundate Florida. Win win.
No one's forcing her. All that matters in a girl is a good ass, and you get that for free doing squatz.
Shit, I didn't want to feel this feel tonight.
He getting molested or something? Hands feeling up under the loincloth? He was asking for it, wearing leopard print panties.
But how do you know which posts are mine?
Zoos help protect endangered species. Fucking peta dipshits.
Not sure if porn or protest.
Rule one: don't want to get raped, don't get piss drunk. Tipsy? Sure. Drunk is another story. Have some self control. You don't wander around a ghetto with headphones on and money coming out your pockets.
Druggies are degenerate scum and a blight on society.
This is fucking perfect. Jesus christ anon I'm cracking up in a library.
He gave her dinner, just in a different order.
>get an education and a job like every fucking one else in the country.
What is unemployment rate?
>not bullhook and chains
It's like you've never broken the spirit of and then trained an elephant before
>thread starts off by posting some facebook emofag's pathetic attempt at inserting disney characters into depressing real world
>/co/ makes it better by photoshopping Gaston into the pics
You're doing God's work gentlemen.
>Pressured into helping the cleanup by friends/family
>Get put on animal duty
>Find sexy mergirl covered in oil needing to be wiped off
Well /co/, what would you do in this situation?
Don't forget that the mermaid is a weird kawaii genki girl that lives in your bathtub from that day forward. She'll also show up as a transfer student in your class. (It will never be explained she managed to do that)
Are you sure? It could get a little weird.
Reminds me of
Great, now I think Gaston and Tarzan could be friends.
>Christ British chicks are skinney. I don't know if its supposed to arouse me or if I should send a dollar a month to have someone feed it.
>Me and Jane are British, Gaston.
>Please, you're so skinny your bellybutton pokes through the other side!
>I think we just missed our stop.
>Ah, you're just tense about riding something that you can't ride on top of or leaves a trail of crap behind it