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So these popped up on Facebook. Have a look, have a giggle

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So these popped up on Facebook. Have a look, have a giggle
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>>65553347
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>>65553359
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>>65553376
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>>65553359
Was she raped?
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>>65553401
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>>65553425
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>>65553445
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>>65553401
I woke up my roommate from laughing at this.
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>>65553466
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>>65553401
The only good one.
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So what are we supposed to learn from these pictures? That the world has problems that CHILDRENS MOVIES based on FAIRYTALES aimed to ENTERTAIN don't tell us about?
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>>65553488
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>>65553466
Aw fuck!
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>>65553565
this one kinda hurts
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>>65553524

It's people thinking that they're so deep and complex by putting fairytale characters in real life situations and showing the world that life is so harsh.

It's pretentious bullshit
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>>65553535
I don't get this one.

>>65553565
This isn't too far off the original movie.
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If I was so miserable that I couldn't watch a Disney movie without seeing this shit I'd probably just put a bullet in my head.
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>>65553581
this one just looks like Pooh has a think so strong it leveled a forest
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They popped up on tumblr like 6 years ago, how fucking slow are you, OP?
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>>65553524
>>65553586
>>65553595
They're just mildly funny shops you assburgers.
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>THIS THREAD
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This is so tryhard.
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>>65553634
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>>65553679
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>>65553690
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>>65553679
I see nothing wrong here.
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>>65553634
>Oh bother! All I wanted to do was play slow pitch softball! It didn't have to end this way!!
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>>65553679
>hitler's love life revealed
POL WAS RIGHT AGAIN.
Also, none of these are particularly funny or clever.
Well none, except this one, this one's funny >>65553401
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>>65553581


How? They aren't poor, And lilo will be taken into child services. Beside, They got a fucking ship outside their house. How many dollars would that cost?
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>>65553707
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>>65553593
She's about to get a facelift.
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>>65553722
>Tigger, Owl, and Christopher Robin indirectly destroyed the entire forest.
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>>65553746
>fursecution
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>>65553707
Weird how this one hurts the most.
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>>65553770
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>>65553753
What does it have to do with Beauty and the Beast?
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>>65553770
the miles this will go
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>>65553785
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>>65553796
Beauty
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>Facebook
>Funnyjunk tier memes
I think our daily dose of cancer today is done already.
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>>65553812
Wow.

>>65553785
I haven't watched Sleeping Beauty so what's the context?

>>65553801
Stop right now OP.
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>>65553801


Oh god, She was sucking on the mad hatter balls!
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>>65553785
this one REEKS of Tumblr

I can SMELL IT through my SCREEN
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>>65553796
NO
ONE
DOES BOOBJOBS
LIKE GASTON
DOES PLASTI SURGERY LIKE GASTON
NO ONES FIXES WITCHES NOSES
QUTE LIKE GASTON

> I'M SPECIALLY GOOD AT BOTOX PLACING

MY WHAT A DOC THAT GASTON
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>>65553376
they even got cadpig
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>>65553812
But I thought she didn't care about such things?
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>>65553778
Never seen Greystoke, eh?
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>>65553488
Let it floe
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>>65553401
someone needs to shoop Clayton or Gaston into this one immediately
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>>65553854
>tumblr
>OP specifically says they're from facebook
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>>65553891
That's how shallow these pictures are.
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I hate the trend of "here's happy childhood things in dark and edgy situations." Fuck off, just let some things be happy.
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>>65553891
Well obviously.
It's more of a thing done by someone who wants attention rather than by someone who actually watched the movie.
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Think of titles for these.

>>65553581
>Lilo and poverty
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>>65553848
>I haven't watched Sleeping Beauty so what's the context?
I'm guessing the idea is he's going to get her drunk so she falls asleep and he rapes her, seeing how joyful all those are.
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>>65553690
UNDERDISEASED
UNDERDISEASED
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CHILLIN
THE OIL NOT BE KILLIN
COME ON NIGGA PLEASE
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The highest of arts as one would expect from facebook.
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>>65553913


It would be funny that THIS dick was the guy, THAT shot bambi mom!
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>>65553801
>Alice in Detroit
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>>65553945

Misery loves company.
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>>65553746
This one makes no sense. What does his storyline have to do with being a zoo animal
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>>65553488

I don't think Elsa is that big a girl.
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>>65553488
Couldn't she just make more ice?
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>>65553347
>So these popped up on Facebook. Have a look, have a giggle

They came from Jeff Hong's tumblr.
http://disneyunhappilyeverafter.tumblr.com/ask

Let him know how clever he is.
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>>65553913
Clayton coming right up!
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>>65553425
YES
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>>65553425
Why is he frowning, the place looks like it's turning a profit
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>>65553565
That's not at all how elephant training works. Do these people just make this shit up?
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>>65553466
Fuck you, Jeff
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>>65554236
Dammit it works too well
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>>65554097
He a lion.
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>>65553690

Doesn't Oil float to the surface?

Shouldn't she stay... under the sea?
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>>65554338
I SMELL A SITCOM!
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>>65554236
>>65554338
LOOK MA I CAN USE PHOTOSHOOP TOO
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>>65554374
that Gaston belongs in >>65553425
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>>65554374
>>65554338
I'm laughing harder than I should.
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>>65553859
do you even music?

NO ONE CUTS LIKE GASTON
TIGHTENS BUTTS LIKE GASTON
no-one beautifies ugly old mutts like Gaston
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>>65554338
Is it just me or is this picture suddenly really homo
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> "animator"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1820151/

Yeah, look at that portfolio
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>>65554338
>>65554374
>>65554370
I would watch this show. I want more shoops of beloved animal characters stuffed and mounted next to these guys now.
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>>65554294
i'd love to see some tard try to train an elephant by whipping it
elephant just be all "bitch did you just hit me with your tail?"
elephant goads have big fucking spikes
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>>65554431
No one solves your awful midlife RUTS like Gaston!


I use Botox in all of my OOOOOOPERATING!
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>>65553679
Again. This isn't too far off from the actual movie. Or at least, the movie if it hadn't been focus grouped to death for fear of being offensive.
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Is this supposed to be funny or trying to be "muh realism"
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>>65554128
There's only so much you can do against global warming.
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>>65554020
>alice in niggerland
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>>65554515
She froze an entire nation. Literally an entire nation.
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Someone needs to do one of these with Gaston as a douchey frat bro wearing a hat that says #SWAG and taking a selfie.
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>>65553359
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>>65553744
They would realistically be poor, because Hawaii is fucking expensive to live in nowadays.
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>>65553770
Fun fact: King Richard dies just months after returning to England, leaving John to become the rightful King anyway. Oh, and all those high taxes? Yeah, those were because Richard kept getting his ass captured by turks and ransomed off. Seriously, Richard the Lion heart was the worst person ever.
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>>65554498
Neither.
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>>65554584
These Gaston edits are better than all the others.
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>>65554584
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>>65553347

She's looking pretty good for hundreds of years old.
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>>65554284
>>65554284
It empty
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>>65553785
>implying if this happened in a bar or club 20 dudes wouldn't pop in out of nowhere and beat his ass, regardless if she was Jabba the Hutt or Jennifer Lawrence
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>>65553565
but.. that basically happened in the movie
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>>65554584
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>>65554584
allright,time to shop gaston into all images
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>>65553488

You have ice-making powers, you idiot! HUGELY POWERFUL ONES! You're the only individual person on earth that can FIX this!
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>>65554736
Gaston needs to be holding a fistful of dollars.
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>>65554374
I want a sitcom where Clayton and Gaston share a house.
Gaston is an egotistical asshole, Clayton's a charming English sociopath. Both of them compare kills, argue over the best spot to place their trophies, out-douche each other, French and English rivalries, etc.
Then they overcome their petty differences to laugh at the vegetarians and animal rights activists.
By god, it writes itself!
Directed by Larry David.
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>>65553744
Hawaii has really big problems with poverty among the native population.
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>>65553425
"White-skins you spendum more wampum"
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>>65554515
There's only so much YOU can do
Bitch be magic
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>>65554786
>Directed by Larry David.
kill yourself
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>>65554830
Fuck you, I want a Seinfeld Gaston series.
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>>65553425
Mulan should be there too, Chinese and Filipino hate money and spend all their spare time in the casino
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>>65554715
>beat his ass
For what? Touching a woman's hand?
>Ameribetas
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>>65554785
that would work better with Alice
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>>65554867
Larry David doesn't have it anymore. He's just a whiny jew without Seinfeld.
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>>65553445
Does Gaston eat chicken at any point in the movie?
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>>65553707
Is that Weird Al Yankovic?
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>>65554786
Take out Larry David and make it more about their rivalry and less about other people and you got yourself a deal.
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>>65553425
oh god I laughed hard
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>>65554359
>Shouldn't she stay... under the sea?

Didnt you see the movie?

Shes a fucking idiot and cant stay where she should.

Shes lucky they changed to ending so she doesnt turn into foam.
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>>65553679
>Colored waiting room
>The picture is in black and white
It's like poetry.
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>>65554786
Or better yet, a globe-spanning show in the neocolonialist era where Gaston and Clayton keep trying to one-up each other in trophies bagged, animals killed, and women fucked.

A manly show.
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>>65554736
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>>65554989
He shoots a goose right out of the sky.
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>>65554892
He's pulling her back as she's trying to get away. I know this is bait but there's the off chance that you might actually be this retarded.
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>>65555151
Winning picture.
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>>65555149
They secretly have a homosexual relationship but still consider themselves straight.
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>>65554338
>>65554374
this would be the best show ever

manly Disney men being douchebags
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>>65555151
Nobody can resist Gaston's chest.
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>>65553359
Hey, don't leave the comments out!
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>>65555151

>marking his territory in the front seat and asserting his dominance
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>>65553445
>>65554374
>>65554467
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>>65555238
sigo yo!!!jajajaja
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>>65555287
10/10.

Think you can do something with the casino or the ice caps?
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>>65555287
you know, I honestly thought Gaston was holding an ice cream cone filled with chicken popcorn


And I thought that was just a new thing at kfc
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>>65554455
I was thinking that too. Just the way Clayton's looking back at Gaston is as if he's saying "Oh, honey" as he drinks coffee and reads the newspaper.
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>>65555339
I would totally eat that.
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>>65555238

>Rape isn't funny


Well, Rape is only funny, If you don't shit about the person. Example, Prison rape, Don't drop the soap!
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>>65553488
Wow she's all alone there
You might even say she's...
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>>65555338
>ice caps

>Gaston and Clayton speeding off on a boat
>Laughing merrily all the way
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>>65555368
No one really thinks that's funny anymore. Most people think it's sexy and/or scary.
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>>65555339
>an ice cream cone filled with chicken popcorn stuck to the cone with melted cheese
Not as bad as the Double Down at least.
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>>65555386

>Most people think it's sexy

Probably a typo but huehuehue.
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>>65555390
>Double Down
I live near KFC but not America. Those outside the US?
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>>65555386
Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd
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All y'all forgetting about based McLeach. He should be there with Gaston and Clayton.
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>>65555432
>typo

It's like you don't even watch OITNB.
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>>65555287
>The sheer ecstacy on Gaston's face
>Clayton casually strolling out
Best of the thread
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>>65553785
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>>65555168
Are you being serious right now? Do you live just to rescue damsels who aren't actually in distress? And just randomly kill a guy in the process?
You wouldn't do shit if that happened, that kind of stuff happens all the time between couples. It's not like he's hitting her, it just looks like a couple arguing at worst.
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>>65555338
I'll give it a shot if I can think of something funny, but I think I'll leave the rest to you guys.
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>>65555445
He's fucking small time.
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>>65555386
I don't think so, Tim.
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>>65555466
you forgot the filename
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>>65555477

Although you've gotta admit Gaston would probably deck a dude who appears to be in the process of pursuing a lady who is unhappy with the attention.

This leaves more ladies for Gaston. Laws of the Serengeti.
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>>65555287
12/10

Best thing to happen to /co/ tonight
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>>65555458
I anyone watching it at all? Female comedy sucks
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>>65555444
Fuck, I laughed at that ending.
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>>65555613
>Female comedy sucks
Why I disagree
Mrs. Brown's Boys is most entertaining in no small part due to the lead
even i it is a man in a dress
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>>65555287
>>65555477
Do the rest of them. FINISH IT!
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>>65555613
>Female comedy
>implying it's a comedy
>implying it sucks
>implying it's not one of the best shows out there but it's not recognized because it doesn't have a middle-class male protagonist like Breaking Boring

You're part of the problem, anon.
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>>65555444
Abdb-bdb-a squeal like a p-p-pig
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>>65555709
Oh hello tumblr.
Got bored of being told in the Bee thread and now you've come here?

>inb4 tumblr doesn't mean anything
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>>65555709
Im not gonna fall for that. But the show has pretty cool theme, thoug
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>>65555287
oh what the hell lets throw another one in there
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>>65555669
>Mrs. Brown's Boys is most entertaining
Stop lying on the internet.
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>>65555766
yeah, it would suck to fall for a valid point.
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>>65555779

Maybe he is fixing his face because his chin look like his balls.
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>>65555709
I found both shows underwhelming. Actually they're comparable: they're "what if I was actually a badass gangster instead of a middle-class boring person" fantasies for white americans.
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>>65555801
>valid point
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>>65553634
Better one would have been Pooh stung to death by killer bees.
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>>65555818
there are no sharpie lines on his face

he's admiring how perfect he is
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>>65553535
>>65555779
>Gaston is Post-Op Belle
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>>65555818
Motherfucker, this is manly chin. You wish you had one like this
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>>65554626
Dont forget First Night Priviledge.
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>>65555862
i....
i cannot unthink it....
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>>65553741
>>65553710
Go back to /pol/ and stay
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>>65553634
how about a woodcutter edit?
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>>65555862
brilliant
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>>65554338
Porno of the year. They will say that the actors are very animated. It's like their bodies are photoshopped to perfection.
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>>65555903
>that feel when im the really /pol/ack and nether of those people are me
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>>65553707
What is happening here? Is this a joke that UK is full of monkey people?
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>>65555900
>>65556035

>Belle has surgery
>Becomes Gaston
>Goes around killing animals, raping bitches, and eating buckets of meat because that's what she thinks all men do
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>>65556039
I wonder if it would work better if Gaston was on all the newspapers or replacing a commuter reading the paper.
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>>65553707
>my feet hurt
>this train is too loud
>I wish I was back in the jungle shagging Rosie O'Donnel monkey
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>>65556117
shop now pls
i don't even get the original, and everytime i see that picture all i hear is "son of man" by phil collins
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>>65553707
what's supposed to be the problem here?
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>>65553347
How did the person who made these not make one of Aladdin somewhere in the modern day middle east or Gitmo.
Jasmine in a brothel.
Hercules in the flaming shitball of a country that is modern day Greece.
Sleeping beauty in like a coma ward hooked up to machines.
Peter Pan on an online Sex Offender Registry.
Rapunzel in a terrible escalator accident.
The Wreck it Ralph arcade abandoned and completely vandalized.
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>>65556076
The joke is that you used to be wild and carefree until you were tamed by a modern consumerist lifestyle. Hence Tarzan in a suit going to work. Or it could be the subtle anxiety that you're simply pretending to be civilized and you may break down and revert to your nature any moment. Or you feel you've just another ape in the urban jungle, and survival of the fittest still applies. Or you feel as if you've lost contact with nature and are slowly atrophying spiritually in steel and concrete corridors.

You know what, there's a lot going on in that image. So take your pick.
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>>65555888

Shit, the fucking Sumerians thought that practice was immoral.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur

"In the Epic of Gilgamesh (circa 2250-2000 BC), hero Enkidu is appalled by King Gilgamesh's use of droit du seigneur at wedding ceremonies."
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>>65556171
Tarzan is on English descent. England is now full of black and brown people. He is sad.
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>>65553634
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>>65556171
He's on a train full of pakis
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>>65556211

That's it.
The thread is over.
Everyone go home.
We're done here.
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>>65553424
either that or she's homeless
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>>65556185
>How did the person who made these not make one of Aladdin somewhere in the modern day middle east or Gitmo.
>Jasmine in a brothel.
>Hercules in the flaming shitball of a country that is modern day Greece.
das rayciss
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>>65556211
And here we go. best one here, everyone can stop.
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>>65555238
Damnit Nigel, if only you didn't out that XD
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>>65553690
ok legit this one's a bit fucked up
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>>65555203
That would be hot if it was two women.
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this guy needs to be used in one
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>>65556211
Don't stop.
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>>65553854
so like, if something just has anything to do with women in it, it's tumblr?

Why don't you put the whole internet in a bottle? You'll never have to deal with women again. Just a big hug box without tumblr.
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>>65556242
>greece
>not a shithole
Or has it been getting better?
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>>65556211
Somebody post this shit to /v/
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>>65556211
Having played the game, I feel like I should like it but it's not doing it for me.
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>>65556211
I like Gaston as much as the next guy but no one beats C. Robin
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>>65555238
>rape isn't funny!
>but this amusing juxtaposition of rape and disney sure is!
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>>65556293

He needs to be used in this one

>>65553746

Standing next to Simba like he's giving a lecture.
While Gaston sits outside, his reflecting hitting the glass. Laughing.

While Simba looks on him in horror.
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needs more Hades
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>>65556327
Because you know deep down that no one can defeat the demon Christopher Robin
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>>65555238
>did she got rape?
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>>65555151
Best of thread.
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>>65555444
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>>65553347
>Facebook reblog without an ounce of irony
we 9 fucking gag now
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>>65556387
Nah. I think it's how Chirstopher Robin looks in that shoop. He should be like dead or at least burning.
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>>65554338
>>65554370

what would it be called?

"Frenchman, Englishman"?
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>>65553848
>I haven't watched Sleeping Beauty so what's the context?
Sleeping Beauty is about rape.

In the original story the prince find her sleeping in the woods and fucks her, and then 9 months later she wakes up due to giving birth.
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>>65556499
and the moral of the story is "always wear a condom or else the fun's over after 9 months"
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>>65556499

So he saved her?

Wouldn't that be sort of like CPR where you can assume the person would consent to CPR if they are unable to indicate one way or the other?
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>>65556499
And then his ogre mom tried to eat her.
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>>65556546
what if she had signed a DNRR
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>>65554294
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>>65556624

It was the dark ages, she probably didn't even know how to read or what her own name looked like.
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Jesus asschurning christ I havent laughed this hard in a thread in a long fucking time.

Some Anon please collage this for future threads.
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>>65553770

>someone, somewhere is fapping to this
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>>65556706
No shit, People fap to everything.

Like /m/ for example faps to toasters and there are people that actually "have sex" with their cars, oh Mechanophiles.

Everything you seen, read about or heard about has been the subject of being fapped over.

EVERYTHING, even cavities and toothdecay.
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>>65556546
I'm eagerly wating for the first person to be convicted of rape because he gave CPR to a feminazi cuntnugget.
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>>65554294
breaking is really, really real.
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>>65555445
McLeach has no class at all. Gaston and Clayton would make fun of him mercilessly behind his back while he desperately begs to be included. They'd probably bag Marahute just to rub it in his face.
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>>65554338
>>65554374
>>65554584
>>65554736
>>65555151
>>65555287
>>65555477
>>65555779
>>65556211

This is the best thing I saw today.
my sides!
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>>65556920
>porn track
>crappy amateur camera
>women is lying, wearing sexy lingerie and gently stroking herself
>man walks in, wearing boxer briefs and tight pants
>he leans in to start stage-making out with her
>camera zooms in to their mouths interacting with each other
>loud, fake moans
>suddenly, a quiet voice is heard
>that gets louder and louder as the camera continues to zoom in on the woman's mouth
>it's almost audible as the lips cover the screen
>then as it focuses on the woman's yellowing teeth, the sound is clearer as the camera zooms in further.
>w..mke....ho....TH!
>we....make....in TEETH
>the camera zooms into a microscopic view of a black spot on a tooth
>it's the cavity creeps, fucking each other as they drill at the tooth
>WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
>WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
>WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
>huge ass shot of the male cavity creep as he fucks the female in the ass
>female is moaning fake moans, punctuated with "WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
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>>65557028
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I'm glad I clicked on this thread.
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>>65557093
I'd ask for more Marky Mark but I got what I want.
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>>65555690
DELIVER US FROM EEEEEVIIIIIIL!
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Loving the continued adventures of Clayton and Gaston.
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>>65554736
I would like to see him holding an ice cone, beng all: life is good.
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>>65556080
and goes back in time to try and fuck herself, but that alters reality and makes the events in beauty and the beast happen
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>>65557673
the deepest lore
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>>65553679
Honestly, I wish there was a scene like this in PatF. If you're going to make a movie about a hard working independent black girl in 1920s New Orleans, have some balls and actually address the racism thing please.

Ignoring this stuff is talking down to your audience.
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Not happy with the resolution, but you'd be surprised at how hard it is to get a good exploitable photo of a special ed class room. Did i do good?
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>>65557878
needs gaston as the teacher.
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>>65553744
>The government stepped in and funded the rebuilding of their home.
>yfw Nani is a Welfare queen and her attempts to get a job at just part of the "Ticket to work" program.
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>>65557878
lel
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>>65553581
I could see them ending up in a Waianae shanty town
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>>65555444
>he hits her in the face with a pie

every fucking time
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Can someone link me to the facebook, I need to post some of these
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>>65556993
Seriously, Clayton hunts for a profit, Gaston is a trophy hunter, what the fuck does mcLeach do? He just fucking has them in cages in his hovel, whats the point? Does he fuck them?
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>>65553401
>fawn Bambi
>not grown up Bambi
someone's going to jail.
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>this thread

Well, my spirit has been crushed.
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This thread got really fucking awesome really fast.
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>No Commander Rourke
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>>65558828
I guess he sold them to private collectors? Or intended to eventually, at least.
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>>65558844
How? This thread is awesome.
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>>65558853

that what Gaston does
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>>65558892
omg that's so cool of you
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>>65558892
Fuck off.
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>>65557191
It's been done anyway.
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I hope someone makes more of these, or makes another thread not at 4 AM.
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Gaston is like the Marky Mark of /co/ lel
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>>65553347
>Facebook
Holy shit, delete this.
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>>65555287
beautiful
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>>65559133
Fuck off retard. This thread is gold.
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>>65553945
>let some things be happy

No. Fuck you.
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My sides!

Can this be archived or something?
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>>65560100
Did it anon http://4archive.org/co/thread/65553347
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Gaston really does make everything better.
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>>65553938
they WERE on tumblr since last year, i think
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>>65555486
I don't think he was saying he would do it, dumb ass, he was just explaining the motivation behind the picture.
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>>65560231
Cheers!
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>>65555546
But he himself pursuis a lady that is unhappy with the attention
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>>65553722
This made me chortle like a satisfied walrus.
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>>65553359
Hot
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>>65558844
Queer.
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>>65555238
>sigo yo
>I'm next!!!

My sides, oh you silly Latinos.
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>>65553524
They're just silly pictures.
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holy shit this thread is still going?such is the power of gaston i guess
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>>65553801
>the drawn-on left "sunken cheeks" line doesn't match her actual cheekbones from that angle
This triggers my autism.
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>>65553634
Oh bother, now I must find Akira Robin.
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>>65553634
>those trees were most likely planted there by loggers in the first place
>the very next thing they well do is clean up the area and plant more trees
suck it up pooh, you goddamn tree hugger.
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>>65553938
The internet is a downward sloping cycle, Anon. It starts as original content out in the real world or created by someone, then the jokes come here, then to le Reddit, then to Tumblr, then to 9fag, THEN to normalfags on Facebook. Then back to Tumblr for irony or something. All these places (except for 9fag and Facebook) also produce their own content.
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>>65561458
Of course Gaston has power enough. Lookit dem arms!
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>>65555238
>>65555368
>rape isn't funny
>but these pictures of death and suffering are otherwise amusing
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>>65553664

Doesn't change the fact that there are cynical, pretentious douchebags out there who screech "STOP HAVING FUN U GAIS DERS SO MUCH SUFFERING AND PAIN IN D WOURLD WE MUST THINK OF DOES HOO SUFFER 24/7 AND HAVE NO FUN AT ALL!! D WORLD IS A DARK AND GRIM PLACE AND ACKNOWLEDGING IT NON-STOP MAKES ME CULTURED AND DEEP!!"
>>
SICK MLG SYNTHETIZER SKILLS INCOMING
PREPARE FOR TACTICAL GROOVE
GYPSY PRIDE WORLD WIDE
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO REVENGE BOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1HIDtGZlXI
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these gaston edits brightened my day. thank you.
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>>65555820
But neither are "badass" fantasies. Walter becomes a despicable person by the end, and what's-her-name just gets shit on by everyone and everything.
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>>65553466
Saving human lives is now considered a bad thing.
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>>65553425
Das racist!
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>>65553488
Why doesn't she just make more
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>>65553347
>Facebook
Kill yourself already
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>>65553722
With friends like those
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>>65556337
HADES!
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>>65554488
I look like a doll, thanks Gaston!
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>>65561607
Have you heard anybody talk about BB? The most common thing when it 1st got steam was how badass Heisenberg is.
>Walter becomes a despicable person by the end
He was always an asshole, which is another reason I dislike the show. They're almost all horrible assholes.

>what's-her-name just gets shit on by everyone and everything.
And then stabs a bitch because she got stepped on her toes enough already. If you don't think women fanticize about that, you're wrong.
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>>65564231
People miss the point a lot

Like people who think Darth Vader is an impressive figure
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>>65562466
Calm down slugger.
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>>65561589
I don't think they're as militant as you make them sound.
Of course if you want to take a different take on a fairytale you'll make it dark.
Like if you want to take a different take on Batman you make him campy.
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>>65564257
But the writers of those know exactly what they're doing. You can consider that "missing the point", but it's completely intentional and part of the point to make evil seductive in fiction. It's a trope as old as dirt.
And yes, dumb people fall for that every time, that's part of the point.
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>>65553679
hahaha
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>>65564351
Power is seductive in real life, since fiction shapes and is shaped by reality I don't think it's a bad thing to represent evil as it is
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>>65564351
that is a fucking crisp image, just wanted to say that
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ebic bread
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>>65553801
what is she supposed to be a drug addict or something?
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>>65553690

That's what she gets for trying to go to Florida.
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>>65557838
they kind of do, all black people live in tiny houses. whilst the white characters live in mansions.
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>>65553707
>Tarzan really wanted to sit down.

I think one of the biggest teases Disney has done is never taking animated Tarzan to London. They constantly would hint at it but never do it.
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>>65555888
theres no evidence to support that happening in medieval england

but nice repeating digits
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>>65555151
best one
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>>65564403
Certainly. But part of the reason so many people like BB and OitNB is because they self-insert and power-trip, not to buzzword salad this.

I'm not saying it's bad per se, just that because you can self-insert as a badass doesn't make it good fiction. See: cape comics.

>>65564552
That's stupid. I'll recommend Greystoke again.
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>>65555238
dammit nigel
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>>65554374

>Oh, Clayton! One day your clutziness will be the death of you!
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>>65558842

thank you.
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Based /co/...taking shitty buzzfeed-tier images and significantly improving them with based Clayton and Gaston.
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>>65564658
>Certainly. But part of the reason so many people like BB and OitNB is because they self-insert and power-trip, not to buzzword salad this.
I haven't watched either, so I cannot comment in relation, but I wonder if you aren't overreacting due to both's popularity.

Let's look at something as mainstream; say, Tywin Lannister, he's a horrible person but he's also a power fantasy, I think it's possible for a character to be both without going all buzzwords.
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>>65555382
...ice-olated?
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>>65555444
best thread I've been on in a while 10/10
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>2015-2+1
>still using an activated FB account
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>>65554338
fuck i'm crying
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>>65555444
>that ending
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>>65564740
>I haven't watched either
Oh I've watched both m8.

>I wonder if you aren't overreacting due to both's popularity.
I am. Both shows have some great stuff, very good actors and visuals, but neither is as revolutionnary as people are trying to say. The stories and characters themselves aren't anything new.

I haven't watched GoT, I know I'm going to be way too nitpicky to enjoy it. I watched the 1st episode and I was in nerd fury mode already.
I just get very demanding when something is supposedly incredible. Shit I couldn't watch Avengers before coming to /co/ and knowing that some people hated it. I enjoyed it.

I don't even want to react like that, it's just how I see things. I'm contrarian/hipster by nature.
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>>65564717
Pleb here.
Source?
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>>65555343
That and the "look at my crotch" motion from Gaston
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>>65564960
Battle Tendency
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>>65553401
>mounting a fawn and not a full grown buck

fucking morons
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>>65553466
1. he isnt a lab rat, wouldnt be used.
2. saving lives is worth a few million dead rats. Rats are destructive nasty creatures.
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Goddammit these edits are amazing.
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>>65565165
NOT THE POINT! LOL

Tep LELZ Ferrurt
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>>65565165

Lab rats are wonderful little friends, you asshole.

Now wild rats, those are mean fuckers.
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>>65561674
>>65565165
You know some experimentations have other goals besides "saving humans" right?
I mean don't make your "argument" as sentiment based as his.
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>>65556993
That would actually be hilarious
Just showing McLeach as being some oddball deranged loaner desperately trying to be included in things.

Bonus: More George C. Scott
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>>65553488
>implying global warming is a thing
>implying she would give a shit
>implying the ice caps havent expanded
>implying the last few years havent seen record cold temperatures and this winter is predicted to possibly be pretty cold.

>>65553445
that movie sucked too much for me to care.

>>65553535
why would she bother if she's the prettiest in town?

>>65553565
not how circuses work anymore.
>>65553581
WTF they actually live in the modern realistic world, Nani had a job and a house and was under the protection of the government.
>>65553634
pooh didnt live in a pine forest, especially one privately owned.
>>65553679
wasnt that movie taking place in 1920?

>>65553690
thats her own damn fault

>>65553746
zoos are cool

>>65553785
i dont get it.

>>65553801
thats actually funny, but her tripping on shrooms would be better.

>>65554338
>>65554236
honestly, id hang out with these two, and Ted nugent.

>>65554374
most realistic pic here.
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>>65555509
he's voiced by George C Scott
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>>65565369
>Takingittooseriously.jpg

Just laugh at the silly Gaston. Laugh at him, he's silly.
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>>65555509
>>65565395
George C Scott doesn't know the meaning of small time
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>>65565369
And then there's this retard.
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>>65556092
I tried.
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>>65554097
he's not meant to be a zoo animal. He's stuffed and on display in a museum.
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>>65565509
>Todays breasts are subpar.
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>>65553679
well there is one thing to look forward too, you can hear about hitlers love life, then bingo
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>>65564231
>He was always an asshole, which is another reason I dislike the show.
but the entire point of the show is his character flaws causing him problems.
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>>65565025

10/10
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>65565509
One more for my collection
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>>65555486
Clubs are full of men trying to show off on a busy night. Between whites knights looking for pussy and the bouncer his ass would be thrown out quickly.
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>>65565025
'S some good shit.
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>>65555151
This thread is over, give this Anon his ten thousand dollars!
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>>65565509
nice
>>
This thread is gold. Thank you OCfags.
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>>65564941
>I watched the 1st episode and I was in nerd fury mode already.

Nerd fury in general or like "I read the books" nerd fury?
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>>65555151
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>>65555444
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>>65554584
Good god, this reminds me of a series of one-off porn pics that were literally just Gaston sodomizing all the Disney princesses. You'd look at a gallery and see all these miscellaneous pictures of characters from the same series having sex, but sprinkled in between them would be pictures of Aurora or Belle or Mulan loudly sobbing as a pair of yellow gloves gripped her and Gaston's dick was buried halfway in her ass.

It was weird but hot.
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>>65555144
>Its like poetry

Im proud of the world I live in where this is becoming a joke
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>>65567400
Oh, by the way, I think it was made by someone from Cartoon Reality. Check imagefap.
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>>65554488
>>65554431
fucking 10/10
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>>65554761
Read it in the CinemaSins voice
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>>65553707
>the emptiness in his eyes
Right in the feels.
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>>65554626
Reminder that Richard considered himself a French king with holdings in England
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>>65565509
wonderful
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>>65553690
Are there any movies/comics/whatever about merpeople suffering from sea pollution? Cause seems kinda obvious.
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>>65568292
probably, but there's no way they wouldn't be complete shit
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This thread is so goddamn good.

Hell this might be better than threads that Chochi visits
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>>65568356
Don't you dare disrespect chochi, you heathen!
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>>65568408
Hey I love Chochi as much as the next guy, but you gotta admit this thread is fucking gold.
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>>65568408
What has he been doing recently
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>>65568408
chochi please
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>>65568435
I won't deny this. Clayton and Gaston's whirlwind tour is pretty great.

>>65568530
Last thing I know for SURE was that Dobson r63.
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>>65554736
:D hahaha gaston is one motherfucker
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>>65568912
>:D
Get out.
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>>65558828
He's a poacher, and yeah he has no class. If the dialogue in the cages was accurate, he was going to sell some of their skins for wallets, belts, purses, etc.
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>>65554338
>>65554374
>>65554584
>>65554736
>>65555151
>>65555238
>>65555287
please /co/ stop. my sides pulverized already.
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>>65556076
Concrete jungle
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>>65562466
PIT!
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>>65565025
fucking gold
>>
This thread is terrible and you should all feel bad naw tears of fucking laughter here
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>>65555287
Best one. Easily best one.
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>>65565025
10/10 jojoke anon
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>>65555444
Pigs have 30 minute orgasms.
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>>65556242
>Jasmine in a brothel.
That game is too short.
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>>65572577
Oh d-d-d-d-dear.
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>>65556328
Gaston beats everybody, desu. He is not to be underestimated, desu.
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>>65572664
Gold version's coming. Then Hermione trainer, then Jasmine 2.

I doubt any of these will actually come out, but that's the supposed order.
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oh look somebody's shitting on disney because they feel the need to be the edgiest edge that ever edged. that's so original i could shit a live grizzly bear.
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>>65554626

he never returned to england after the crusades, he wasnt english anyway lern 2 ruling dynasties. where is your reddit-tier smugness now you historical illiterate?
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>>65553634
It's okay, Pooh. You've still got 70 acres left!
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this is the greatest thread ever
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>>65556453
None of the pictures of Christopher Robin laying down are non sexual.
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>>65558371
I wish to hug and protect the little girl. ;_;
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>>65561542
Time was, things entered 2ch from the real world before coming here. Not any more, though. Such a shame.
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>>65553535
This one has sexy implications.

I really wish someone would draw post surgery and dye-job Belle.
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>New folder
>Gaston

Damn it
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>>65553679
Why are all of the rest of them in modern times except for this one?
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>>65573990
Because it's way easier to say "segregation was wrong!" than it is to look at the modern problems of black people. Problems such as "I have a night stick in my ass" and "Detroit is a yawning chasm into the ninth circle".
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>>65573970
Did you just get here last week or something?
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>>65574060
>"I have a night stick in my ass" and "Detroit is a yawning chasm into the ninth circle".
You should write a comic about black people.
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>>65555238
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>>65574060
Poetic.
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>>65555903
Not who you responded to but I am also a /pol/ack. We are everywhere now. The Muslims fucked it up for everyone.
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>>65555287
can someone Photoshop them eat KFC With Homeless lilo and stitch background
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>>65568530
Did two pics of the phone operator girl from Hong Kong Phooey. BOOM, instant flavor of the month.
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>>65556944
Working elephants in south east asia and india are raised alongside their human partners who have the same lifespan. It's a lifelong bond that starts in childhood.
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>>65577537
She was flavor of the month first, Chochi came in right on time.
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>>65553679
>HITLER'S LOVE LIFE REVEALED
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>>65565025
I don't get it.
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>>65553707
technically could of been a possible ending
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>>65568356
>>65568408
Guys... you think we could Chochi to draw Gaston photobombing Chochi's cheesecake?
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>>65573470
...
I don't feel comfortable being on the same board as you.
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>>65557093
edgy i like it
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>>65557878
I chuckled
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>>65573470
What the fuck, dude?
You know he's based on a real kid?
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>>65555444
>the ending

I can't breathe. Help.
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>>65578148
Too bad. You probably already have lots of my thoughts and ideas inside of you.
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>>65578386
No...and if I did, I wouldn't share them with random strangers on an imageboard.

There is nothing more vile than a pedophile.
Except for maybe a gay pedophile.
Which you are.
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>>65578454
>There is nothing more vile than a pedophile.

Someone's never heard of babyfurs.
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>>65553785
You know what this is?

This is ammo for cynics. Nothing more effective than mashing together reality and the cartoons we grew up loving in a depressing manner. Highlights just how shitty this world is.
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>>65553445

I don't even like KFC, and this just makes me hungry.

>>65553425

Not like they can't, you know, get an education and a job like every fucking one else in the country.

>>65553359

I has a sad.

>>65553347

Makes you wonder if the ancient chinese would be proud or ashamed of their country today. They want to live in smog for ninety cents an hour, god bless 'em.

>>65553488

Planet's too damned cold anyway. Plus the flood will inundate Florida. Win win.

>>65553535

No one's forcing her. All that matters in a girl is a good ass, and you get that for free doing squatz.

>>65553581

Shit, I didn't want to feel this feel tonight.

>>65553707

He getting molested or something? Hands feeling up under the loincloth? He was asking for it, wearing leopard print panties.
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>>65578454
But how do you know which posts are mine?
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>>65567785
He didn't even speak English.
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>>65578632
Luckily he can snap a neck as quickly as you'd eat a potato chip.
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>>65553746

Zoos help protect endangered species. Fucking peta dipshits.

>>65553770

Not sure if porn or protest.

>>65553785

Rule one: don't want to get raped, don't get piss drunk. Tipsy? Sure. Drunk is another story. Have some self control. You don't wander around a ghetto with headphones on and money coming out your pockets.

>>65553801

Druggies are degenerate scum and a blight on society.

>>65554236

This is fucking perfect. Jesus christ anon I'm cracking up in a library.

>>65555444

He gave her dinner, just in a different order.
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>>65555445
man he looks just like the dude in Atlantis
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>>65578531
>Children exist
>Animal-human hybrids don't
Durr, I can't see da difference.
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>>65578933
>dinner
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>>65578632
>get an education and a job like every fucking one else in the country.
What is unemployment rate?
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>>65579167
>>>/2007/
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>>65553565
>whip
>not bullhook and chains
It's like you've never broken the spirit of and then trained an elephant before
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>We won't have a thread this good for a while now
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Best thread on /co/ of 2014 calling it it also listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ while looking at these pictures
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>>65553746
Is there any way we could get laughing Gaston put in this one like it was a reflection on the glass
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>>65579631
That's my favorite BOC song.
You're my nigga anon.
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>>65574060
Please keep talking
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>>65574060
I want this post on a t-shirt
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>thread starts off by posting some facebook emofag's pathetic attempt at inserting disney characters into depressing real world
>/co/ makes it better by photoshopping Gaston into the pics

You're doing God's work gentlemen.
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>>65579115
Oh, I thought you were just talking about pedos, not child molesters.

The latter is worse.
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>>65553634
>Pooh has a think so strong it leveled a forest
Tetsuo?
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>>65579919
And it's a thread that's not about someone making a post that deserves 50+ replies.
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>>65554370
>>65554467
>>65554374
>>65556458

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbnLYROCj8

Picture Gaston and Clayton in this. It's fucking perfect.
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>>65579745
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>>65580140
Oh fuck, that's another good one. Gaston's quite the bastard.
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>>65553690
>Oil spill
>Pressured into helping the cleanup by friends/family
>Get put on animal duty
>Find sexy mergirl covered in oil needing to be wiped off
Well /co/, what would you do in this situation?
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>>65555151
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>>65580140
Perfect, literally perfect
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>>65580112
>>65579769
LOL best sitcom also dont fear the reaper is my fav BOC song
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>>65580242
Sell her to science. Get rich and famous.

I don't see how there's any other way to go about things.
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>>65580242
Scream, "HOLY A FUCKING MERMAID!" and get the press.
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>>65580293
Well, there is sex. Weird, confusing mermaid sex. At least a tailjob, come on.
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>>65553425
Would it be possible to get Gaston and Clayton in this one at a table
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>>65580242
become a GAY FISH
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>>65580242
Take her home. Make her eat all the eggs.
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>>65553801
Gaston coming up behind Alice please
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>>65580140
shop the twin towers attack on the left and it will be perfection
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>>65580431
I like your idea, but first
>the beach
Don't worry, it'll all make sense soon.
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>>65580242
sounds like the plot of an anime to me
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>>65559133
Hello?
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>>65580372
But I'm not a fishfucker, and once I've sold her for money and fame I'll be able to get a good-looking human girl that actually has a vagina to fuck.
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>>65580586
Don't forget that the mermaid is a weird kawaii genki girl that lives in your bathtub from that day forward. She'll also show up as a transfer student in your class. (It will never be explained she managed to do that)
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What a load of pretentious bullshit.
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>>65580816
Now keep reading.
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>>65580431
Et viola.
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>>65581424
This thread just gets better and better
We need more Gaston
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>>65581424
well done anon, well done
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>>65581658
Are you sure? It could get a little weird.
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>>65580688
You're a cruel, cruel person, anon.
I like it
>sell mermaid to science
>move into aquarium for irony
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>>65580688
He doesn't want her to lay her eggs so you can jerk off on them.
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>>65553801
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>>65583275
Oh you glorious son of a bitch.
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>>65583275
Gaston, Drug Kingpin
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>>65578632
>>65579188
They own the casino you morons.
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>>65580586
i think there was an anime like that.

blue submarine or something.
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>>65577912
The JoJoke's on you, friend.
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>>65553880
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>>65553707
Reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96fg9N00QX0
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>>65553347
We haven't Gaston'd this one yet.
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>>65584443
Having Gaston appear be the reason for the smog in Beijing is a tough one.
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>>65584542
It's not smog it's smug.
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>>65565509

Great, now I think Gaston and Tarzan could be friends.
>Christ British chicks are skinney. I don't know if its supposed to arouse me or if I should send a dollar a month to have someone feed it.
>Me and Jane are British, Gaston.
>Please, you're so skinny your bellybutton pokes through the other side!
>I think we just missed our stop.
>Ah, you're just tense about riding something that you can't ride on top of or leaves a trail of crap behind it
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>>65574060
Can we be friends?
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>>65584542
not if he's driving the train from the princess and the frog pic that happens to be a steam engine.
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>>65584443
Pity there wasn't an official scene of Gaston smoking a cigar, that would have been perfect.

Maybe Hades perhaps.
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>>65584443
how right you are

OP here. You guys do me proud
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>>65555238
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>>65584920
Thanks for the best thread on /co/ in a very long time.
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Jesus fucking Christ. These images are fucking retarded, who was the pretentious shit who made these?
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>>65584920
You beat me.
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>>65585077
Nigger just keep reading
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>>65556039
>>65565509
I think we need to go in this direction with it, guys >>65578632
>He getting molested or something? Hands feeling up under the loincloth? He was asking for it, wearing leopard print panties.
Just have Gaston standing directly behind him, sleaziest smile you can find.
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>>65584920
>>65585197
keeping to the thread theme
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>>65555238
>rape isn't funny

What if she was raped by a clown?
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>>65586045
see
>>65555444
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>>65585432
Oh fine, I'll do it myself! Why don't I just procrastinate the rest of the night while I'm at it?

I was gonna change it to "Gaston's just being an annoying fuck," but the hand was already going that way so.....
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>>65585615
>There's not any actual smog in China
>It's just smoke from Clayton's pipe
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>>65585615
>>65586412
Anon, if you haven't closed the program yet, edit some smoke coming out of Clayton's pipe please.
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>>65554515
She put Frozen land in a perpetual snow storm on a whim
Think about what she could do if she really had a grasp of her powers
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>>65586657
Be like X-Men's Iceman?
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>>65586657
Make Spring cum early?
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>>65586460
Shitty attempt.
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>>65586460
Here's mine
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You motherfuckers keep me coming back to this board

well done

we will need more Gaston edits threads in the future
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>>65586728
>>65586811
First one is better.
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>>65580627
Fekking retards
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>>65586728
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I'm so sorry

In my defense, I'm still inexperienced at photoshop
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>>65587450
put in paul bunyan
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>>65554236
You missed some spots while erasing Gaston's background, but the pose is perfect.
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>>65587503
I'm feeling increasingly sad for Pooh as this goes on
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>>65556185
>Sleeping beauty in like a coma ward hooked up to machines.
I like it.

>Captcha: excellent thatdI
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>>65587450
You should have used this Donald
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>>65587842
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>>65586320
Perfect.
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>>65587876
Who were those bad guy creatures in The Last Rainforest? Can we get some of those in there?
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>>65587914
Probably could if we wanted to, but Ferngully's non-Disney.
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>>65587930
Okay, well how about the tar baby from Dumbo?
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>>65587503
Sucks to be Pooh.
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>>65588162
Almost, but not QUITE there yet.
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>>65553938

This is from Facebook too

Doesn't make it any less Tumblr
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>>65581424

my sides I almost woke up my brother trying not to laugh so hard
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>>65588345
10/10
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>>65588345
And we've come full circle
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>>65588358
>And every last inch of me's covered in HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIR!
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>>65584847
We already are, Anon. We already are.
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>>65588456
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>>65588732
Comedy gold Jerry
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>>65588732
Not enough time before auto-deletion to edit it to "GASTON has decided that SHAVING is not his thing.

GASTON,
Every last inch of you's covered in HAAAAAIIIIIIIR!"
Is there? I'd try, but my food will get cold.
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>>65553347
oh god, these gastons
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>>65588882
Huh, guess not.
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