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ITT: Girls you just know have already lost their V-card
Fuck off retard
>>63753036
The ugliest, fattest one, with shit colored hair. I think not.
>>63753456
Those "siblings" all around her ghetto house are really her kids.
>>63753036
I bet shes already sucking D on the reg
Yer mum.
>>63753456
>implying a girl need to be good looking to be fucked
She just has to pick a guy desesperate eneough and say "wanna fuck?"
>>63753810
Well I would think so, how else could OP have been born?
>>63756767
/thread
>>63756767
i wish i was her, imagine, at that age, small/moderate dicks seem huge to you, fuck i'd go full sashabelle on my friends dads
>>63756767
Fuck...
>>63753456
Did you even go to high school?
>>63756767
By this scene, yes.
>>63756767
Fuck you man. just.... just fuck you.
>>63759765I dun know who dis is );
>>63759638
>implying she even knew how big his dick was
>>63760571
Not as big as Kristoff's
>>63760428
zyguy.imgur.com/clarissa_comics
>>63760428
Clarissa is my stuffed friend...
>>63760817What happen? Did she raep the bunny or did dad do bad things? Or both?
>>63752077
>implying
She's pure
>>63760817
All right, who left this bucket of feels here?
Dad did very bad things.
>>63762237
It's not uncommon for 12 year old girls to be sexually active.
It's legal in some places. Mandatory where I live.
>>63763481
>Mandatory where I live.
Do you live in Afghanistan or some shithole in Africa?
>>63762087
it was her dad
>>63763561
I didn't mean in my country, I meant in my house.
>>63756767
kek
>>63763481
Why did you say this in response to that post?
>>63763782_______lol
>>63756767
This is too much for me
>>63763561
Not the same anon but i am a brazilian public school teacher and here 13 years is the usual age for kids (girls, mostly) to become sexually active.
>>63764192
>i am a brazilian public school teacher
Living the dream!
>>63753036
>>63753456
>>63754184
Any desperate nigga would fuck a ratchet bitch once
>>63756767
*sigh*
>>63764833
>*sigh*
Kill yourself.
>>63756767
You piece of shit.
>>63756767
Too soon.
pre meeting Jasmine I mean.
>>63759638
sorry dipshit, she is pure and chaste
not a girl. Oops. Forgot core premise after reading.
>>63752077
slutermis
>>63756767
Fuck, this made me laugh even though it really shouldn't.
>>63765918
>>63763782
Go to sleep Clarissa
>>63766922
You know Clarissa never sleeps.
>>63766238
You're a slut
>>63766238
Well, it was pretty much confirmed by Greg himself.
I find it funny that people on the internet think it's unusual for girls to have sex
>>63756767
Not cool, man. Not Cool
>>63756767
>Which one?
Both of 'em, Silly! :3
>>63772805
Both are over a thousand years old and in positions of power. They've raped more people than you will ever fuck.
I'd be more surprised if they hadn't
>>63773454
I would a May and Marie.
I bet their snatches smell like straight B.O. though
>>63753456
That's the point.
>>63763481
>Mandatory where I live
>>63758938
Doubt it, she's actually relatively intelligent and has no reason to behave desperately or sluttily. She's as pure as the driver snow. For now.
This bitch though
Most likely before she ever even joined the team.
Her, many, many times; actually, she's already prepared for more.
>>63756767
Who is this?
>>63774222
Canonically before she even joined the Team.
>>63763481
>mandatory where I live
>>63774467
How so?
>>63768325
Artemis lost hers when she was 12. Word of god.
>>63774267
Sex is the whole reason why there are female spies.
>>63774413
Lurka Moarison.
>>63763481
>Mandatory where I live.
>>63774703
Nigga errybody know she on that Slade dickcan you blame her
>>63763782
>>63775160
Every year they choose to come to my house. It's not my fault.
Trick or treat my ass. My house, my rules.
My basement my rules, actually. You get the point.
Like you could turn down her Mad Madam Quim.
>>63774783
>>63757255
No, shut the fuck up, right the fuck now
If not yet, then soon.
>>63774685
I think you mean, 'her name is Luka, she lives upstairs from you'.
>>63775732
Luka was a boy, you dolt.
>>63775768
Nowhere in the song does it identify Luka as either gender, actually; and the song is sung by a woman.
>>63756767
too Stargirl
>>63775315
>>63763481
truth. where I was from, a small town in the northeast US, kids ages 11-12 were extremely sexually active, having sex with pedophiles (all who got caught because the girls would brag about sexing an older man)
11 year olds would fuck 17 year olds, every kid at school got laid by the time they were 16 pretty much, even the nerds. and 15-16 was considered laughable for being late.
It scared me as a kid, because everyone was always talking about having sex with everyone, and I just wanted to play with my tamogatchi.
my childhood neighbor/friend stopped talking to me during middleschool because I was a "prude"
it was messed up. had constant feels about "is this normal? am I strange for not wanting this?"
to each other
>>63776743
>each other
>not Roger
>>63774678
Sure thing fella'.
>>63776783
>not fucking eachother while roger is present
>>63776743
implied rape
>>63777136
I've never watched that show, but girls can't rape girls. Lesbian sex isn't actual sex.
>>63777306
not even with a strapon?
>>63757255
I thought >>63775485
Was getting on you because you were being edgy, then I remembered who Sashabelle was.
Ogodno
>>63777306
i am sure one of them has a penis, it might be Blythe since she attracts more girls than boys
>>63753456
....you dont live around black people do you?
captcha: blows ityxhi
>>63777357
No. A strapon is a fake cock so it's fake sex.
>>63756767
oh you sick son of a bitch
>>63759638
>shoe size doesnt matter
she aint lost that v card. i can guarantee that.
>>63777471
you seem hurt by lesbian sex...tell me, did your crush give you the 'i like girls' excuse?
>>63777571
I don't dislike lesbian "sex". I support lesbians.
But face it: what they do is not real sex.
>>63776886
It is pretty roomy in the back of the limo. They could have turned the music up loud and get away with it without him noticing I bet.
>>63775713
like she didnt ride ben in the station bathrooms
>>63774703
Enjoy some fanart about her whoring herself just so she can sleep out of the rain.
>>63777571
Okay not him but it's still possible for a girl to force herself on another girl without consent. Even you know this.
>>63777634
>sex is defined only by penetration
Pretty heteronormative view you got there.
>>63778110
under US law any sexual act without one parties consent is rape or sexual assault.
>>63774569
Word of God. Greg did a panel about 'adult topics' in his shows (for example, whether or not Eliza and Goliath fuckedthey did), all canon.
It is canon that Artemis lost her virginity when she was 12.
>>63764192
>Brazil
of course
>>63756767
Brilliant. Screencap it.
>>63759034
>Zuko
>remembering Mai long enough to give her the D
>>63777306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqc8WWvcTN4
>>63778357
>Breaks her hymen on a fence. Becomes the fingertrap.
>>63754414
I thought the stork brings OPs in our world. A big gay-ass faggot stork.
>>63778040
But...she could just make a rock tent
>>63776710
where are on earth is this place
surely not a 1st world right
right?
>>63778981
She's not an earth bender.
>>63779213
she kind of is
>>63779250
A really bad one with shitty ass control.
>>63778858
Yes, the great Faggot Stork.
She's a hippie, for fuck's sake.
Has anyone said Quinn Morgendorffer yet?
>>63779273
she could make a cave
>>63779532
No because she's a stuck up bitch. She's too good for dick, or so she thinks.
I'd hatefuck her with so much rage. Rape. RAAAAAPE!
>>63779813
Pretty sure she messed around with the other fashion club members. I doubt she's above bi-curiosity.
>>63756767
fuck I lost it
>>63779532
she was completely prudish when anything remotely physical came up. dating for her was just social posturing.
>>63766367
Which one?
>>63756767
i always see this and people reply
context please?
>>63756767
>>63759034
She was really likes "fruit tarts"
>>63756767
well played
>>63776710
As if 11 year old have any tits to attract 17 year olds.
>>63785747
Her Dad rapes her. Every night. Her family all knows and does nothing to stop it. Any adults she tries to tell about it either don't care or don't understand what's she's getting at.
>>63787472
That's fairly hot.
>>63787297
>implying its needed
>>63775160
is this /tv/
>>63788185
Thats a big ask
I'm not at all surprised that this thread was filled with unintelligent people who, instead of posting characters that seemed like they would "lose their virginity hard" simply started posting any girl they liked regardless of rational probability.
Kanga, I mean.
How else could living stuffed animals reproduce?
>>63752077
She 12
>>63788335
Yes. And it's really depressing.
>>63787472
Fuck what comic is that
>>63788359
Rat Queens
Two of these girls have lost their virginityJust kidding, it's just Clover
>>63760817
Fucking hell that's brutal and sad as hell who writes these
>>63788414
>>63788359
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/
>>63766238
The line of "I feel naked, and not in the fun way" basically cemented it.
One's even canon but These twoto eachother
>>63788279
Well I mean you can give someone a stuffed animal baby and tell them it's theirs, and if they're desperate enough they'll believe it.
This did this experiment on Koko the Gorilla, there's a video of her carrying for a stuffed animal baby gorilla.
>>63788843
>zone
>canon
you wishthat feel
>>63788413
>Implying Sam hasn't also.
Redheads are loose.
>>63777471
if I shove a broom handle up your ass, it's not rape? wow
>>63789768
>implying zone
Eva has you spastic. She preggs in the franga for God sakes.
>>63789768
Pinpin legit knocked Eva up with twins.
>>63790513
>Gurihiru
>HTTYD
Is this going to be a thing?
Please say yes.
>>63769683
I mostly just always found the whole way the internet calls girls turbosluts for having any sex is just weird. I mean, hell. We WANT girls to give it up! Why are we throwing insults at the girls that put out instead of praising them? That's just lack of foresight!
>>63790513
IDK, they didn't exactly have birth control back then, and she's not pregnant. Not to say she and Hiccup haven't done some shit together, but I just don't think penetration is one of them. I'd be willing to bet a testicle that she knows the taste of cock and cum.
>>63773707
>intelligent
no, she's an airhead. there has never been a hint of her being intelligent. she even needed someone to do her school project for her once because she was too lazy or stupid to do it herself.
>not slutty
in that episode he posted alone she jumps from relationships with like three different characters.
never understood why people whitewash that bitch so much.
>>63790392
That's assault. My ass is not a sex organ and a broom is not even an organ so it's even less of a sex organ.
>>63790599
because they are not giving it to THEM.
>>63790977
I believe the charge is "Object sexual assault"
>>63790599
Because we want women who are worthy to trust our hearts to.
>>63791256
Weird.
I had a skin problem in my ass so a doctor fixed it. For his first exploration he used his finger.
Was I raped? Well, I consented so I guess I had sex. But I paid him so I guess he's a prostitute.
There was nothing sexual about it, is my point. If someone shoved a broom up my ass I don't see why the charge should be "object sexual assault". My ass is not a sex organ so there's no sex involved.
>>63791494
So I guess if someone shoved a dick in your mouth that's not sexual assault either because your mouth isn't a sex organ.
>>63791571
But a dick is a sex organ. That would make it sexual assault.
>>63791613
It really doesn't matter what you think because according to the law, penetration of the anus by sex organ or object is sexual assault. According to the law, the anus is a sex organ. If you get into a barfight with a guy and shove a pool cue up his ass, you can be charged with Object sexual assault, regardless of whether you or he considers his ass a sex organ. Regardless of whether he wants you charged with that or not.
>>63791613
there's a phenomenon where guys who's had their dicks destroyed but their balls in tact make another part of their body, usually fingers, to act as a dick and can orgasm from that part of their body being stimulated. so if a guy with this condition shoves his surrogate cock finger in your mouth is it rape?
>>63791694
Well, the law is stupid and wrong then.
>>63790513
Hey, you're right.
And I'm OK with this. Hiccup's my negro!
>>63756767
You are the worst kind of person.That said, I laughed.
>>63753456
Ugly fat girls are easier. They give it up quicker.
>>63756767
Most appropiate filename ever.
Don't worry, guys. It was all a dream.
An awful, awful dream.
>>63791694
>If you get into a barfight with a guy and shove a pool cue up his ass
kek
>>63756767
I want to read that storyline since the begining, links anyone?
>>63790477
>>63790498
>these two
>to eachother
fuck, you two are autistic.
eva's knocked up, but "to eachother"?
only in the zone parody.
lrn2read faggots.
>>63792278
yes, this is all a dreamthat girls really a boyit's time to wake up son
>>63791256
Unless you're the NYPD. Then it's just resisting arrest.
>>63792871
>One's even canon
>One
lrn2read faggot
>>63776710
Are you sure you didn't dream that after playing too much unteralterbach, anon?
>>63756767
haha
>>63756767
Not cool, man...
>>63787526
You'd think so, but no.
All feels. No boners.