ITT: Girls you just know have already lost their V-card
i wish i was her, imagine, at that age, small/moderate dicks seem huge to you, fuck i'd go full sashabelle on my friends dads
>Mandatory where I live.
Do you live in Afghanistan or some shithole in Africa?
Doubt it, she's actually relatively intelligent and has no reason to behave desperately or sluttily. She's as pure as the driver snow. For now.
This bitch though
Most likely before she ever even joined the team.
Her, many, many times; actually, she's already prepared for more.
Like you could turn down her Mad Madam Quim.
truth. where I was from, a small town in the northeast US, kids ages 11-12 were extremely sexually active, having sex with pedophiles (all who got caught because the girls would brag about sexing an older man)
11 year olds would fuck 17 year olds, every kid at school got laid by the time they were 16 pretty much, even the nerds. and 15-16 was considered laughable for being late.
It scared me as a kid, because everyone was always talking about having sex with everyone, and I just wanted to play with my tamogatchi.
my childhood neighbor/friend stopped talking to me during middleschool because I was a "prude"
it was messed up. had constant feels about "is this normal? am I strange for not wanting this?"
It is pretty roomy in the back of the limo. They could have turned the music up loud and get away with it without him noticing I bet.
Enjoy some fanart about her whoring herself just so she can sleep out of the rain.
Word of God. Greg did a panel about 'adult topics' in his shows (for example, whether or not Eliza and Goliath fucked
they did), all canon.
It is canon that Artemis lost her virginity when she was 12.
Her Dad rapes her. Every night. Her family all knows and does nothing to stop it. Any adults she tries to tell about it either don't care or don't understand what's she's getting at.
I'm not at all surprised that this thread was filled with unintelligent people who, instead of posting characters that seemed like they would "lose their virginity hard" simply started posting any girl they liked regardless of rational probability.
Kanga, I mean.
How else could living stuffed animals reproduce?
Two of these girls have lost their virginity
Just kidding, it's just Clover
Well I mean you can give someone a stuffed animal baby and tell them it's theirs, and if they're desperate enough they'll believe it.
This did this experiment on Koko the Gorilla, there's a video of her carrying for a stuffed animal baby gorilla.
I mostly just always found the whole way the internet calls girls turbosluts for having any sex is just weird. I mean, hell. We WANT girls to give it up! Why are we throwing insults at the girls that put out instead of praising them? That's just lack of foresight!
IDK, they didn't exactly have birth control back then, and she's not pregnant. Not to say she and Hiccup haven't done some shit together, but I just don't think penetration is one of them. I'd be willing to bet a testicle that she knows the taste of cock and cum.
no, she's an airhead. there has never been a hint of her being intelligent. she even needed someone to do her school project for her once because she was too lazy or stupid to do it herself.
in that episode he posted alone she jumps from relationships with like three different characters.
never understood why people whitewash that bitch so much.
I had a skin problem in my ass so a doctor fixed it. For his first exploration he used his finger.
Was I raped? Well, I consented so I guess I had sex. But I paid him so I guess he's a prostitute.
There was nothing sexual about it, is my point. If someone shoved a broom up my ass I don't see why the charge should be "object sexual assault". My ass is not a sex organ so there's no sex involved.
It really doesn't matter what you think because according to the law, penetration of the anus by sex organ or object is sexual assault. According to the law, the anus is a sex organ. If you get into a barfight with a guy and shove a pool cue up his ass, you can be charged with Object sexual assault, regardless of whether you or he considers his ass a sex organ. Regardless of whether he wants you charged with that or not.
there's a phenomenon where guys who's had their dicks destroyed but their balls in tact make another part of their body, usually fingers, to act as a dick and can orgasm from that part of their body being stimulated. so if a guy with this condition shoves his surrogate cock finger in your mouth is it rape?
You are the worst kind of person.
That said, I laughed.
Don't worry, guys. It was all a dream.
An awful, awful dream.
fuck, you two are autistic.
eva's knocked up, but "to eachother"?
only in the zone parody.
yes, this is all a dream that girls really a boyit's time to wake up son
You'd think so, but no.
All feels. No boners.