I thought it was because they kept hassling the eds and screwing around with their plans whenever they were involved.
Of course, /co/ is so fucked in the head, they probably only see these as pluses.
Were you never a child? If some trailer trash older girl came up and started hitting on you, wouldn't you think she was some bully fucking with you?
Like, that exact thing happened to me in middle school and god damn did I hate that girl.
I suddenly imagine Doctor Strange going on tour with the Antiques Roadshow, doing a segment where he scries the history of your object, and tells you if it has any mystical significance.
The eds weren't afraid of the kankers at first until they forced the eds to do their chores, and the kankers are way too annoying.
They were violent and volatile and often due to a lack of restraint they'd pursue whatever their thoughts were wherever their thoughts took them.
It's less to do with their status, especially given the fact they hang out with Ed and his room isn't exactly posh, and more to do with their behavior.
>I'm 27 and he is 14, and in the 8th grade.
You will literally go to jail.
I'll probably end up on a watch list myself for so much as encouraging this in any way but if you're really that desperate to fiddle this guy you can subtly slip that you'll be available when he's legal for it. Assuming you're actually even attractive enough to pull off your 30s.
Also he might be gay you never know. So yeah don't do anything that will ruin everyone's life.
if you have a pool invite him over to your house and play rough with him a little, make him feel you until you pull his pants down, that kid is gonna get hard as fuck and you can do whatever fucked up shit to him form there on, just don't get caught by the neighbors.
Chances are we're being taken for a spin, but there are various explanations.
Summer School, summer tutoring before school begins, different part of the world, home school in general, etc.
> you can subtly slip that you'll be available when he's legal for it.
Keep in mind the age of consent in most states is 16, and it's 17 in many more. Unless you're unfortunate enough to live in Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, you can still get some minor dick
I'm not sure if this is usually case, but in my state for instance:
>Age of consent. This is the age at which an individual can legally consent to sexual intercourse under any circumstances;
Don't be aggressive about it, don't make a move. But if the chances comes up where you are alone together and the kid brings up girls, shift the topic slowly to whether he has anyone he likes - if he made it to any of the bases yet, and so on. Depending on that you could make a subtle move, something like "want to see my boobs" or so. But before you do that make sure to get him to understand that he mustn't tell about that to anyone.
Also now I feel like rewatching Summer of '42. It's a huge cult movie where I live...
>You will literally go to jail.
Not necessarily. She didn't say where she lives, it could be a place where age of consent is as low as 14. Plenty of European places for example.
Eh, sadly the problem is not he, it's you, you are too old and you'll inevitably look like a serious creep. If you were 18 or 20 nobody would have cared, at least in Argentina, given that we really don't care about jailbait and the only harm would be giving the kid the time of his life.
You are probably american and if word gets out that you /ss/ someone, specially at your age, you'll cerntainly get the cops on your ass hard, perhaps even appear on the news as a rapist. Don't expect the kid to keep his word unless he basically worships you. Her mother will hate you for life, regardless of how much she likes you now.
So yeah, unless the stars align, it's not something you'd like to try, though is you wanna risk jail and be shunned for life, >>63710914 seems to have some good advice.
Though he'll probably like you even more with the years because I wouldn't be surprised is there's a male in the word that wouldn't have liked to get laid at that age.
>since we were pretty friendly together it might not be a huge deal
That will just make it a huger deal.
Now ever older woman that looks at him is a harlot in the moms eyes.
>but he seems pretty mature for his age
>He's actually a really smart kid
Don't fuck the shotas.
>nearly the same height I am
Being short is not an acceptable excuse to fuck shotas.
>and it's *technically* illegal, but it's not [crime].
You are the same as every other perpetrator with that notion.
>This could be doable.
do not fuck the shota
Give him the V
There's cosplay or it
>It's not pedophillia because he's mature for his age!
I know you're just fucking with us and are probably just some dude having a laugh, but on the very slim chance you're legit, seriously, you're a fucking idiot. It would straight up make you a pedophile.
I came in here for the Kanker sisters.
This thread isn't fun anymore.
Do it. And by it I mean him. Or at least suck his dick. It's easy to seduce teen boys since he's probably jerked off to the thought of you at least once by now, assuming you're reasonably attractive.
The fact you're entertaining the idea probably means morality is not a concern, so let's keep that out of the equation.
The problem with boys his age is that 1% will either be traumatized by it, and 99.98% become insufferable little shits about it. He knows he scored. He'll start walking with a swagger. He'll think he's the one who seduced you, and he won't be able to keep such a proud moment like this to himself, especially if you're average to hot. He'll blab, and you'll get in trouble.
Keep things like this in your fantasy, where it belongs. Fantasies don't age.or lose their luster. You can still be friends with him, even tease him a bit, but leave it at that. If it's the forbidden relationship/teacher-student angle that excites you, get a real boyfriend and role play with him.
Just remind him that if anybody knows it'll probably ruin your life and he'll have to go back to jerking-off.
I would just kiss the Kankers back and see how they react, if they were only doing it for a reaction then they wouldn't really know what to do
>The biggest tits, smallest hips/ass
>You do it her way or no way at all. Thankfully, her way is usually the best, most efficient way to do things.
>Knows how to have fun, but also knows her priorities.
>Giant hips/ass, smallest tits
>Goofy, not too bright
>Generally submissive from listening to her sisters
>Not the biggest tits, not the biggest butt, but middle-ground in everything
>Smartest Kanker, but is also irreverent and immature. Likes to pull pranks and make jokes.
>I wasn't really sure why the Eds didn't like the Kanker sisters. Was it because they were trailer trash?
They're kids. Their genitals have not taken over yet.
May, May, all the way.
She's the nicest one. She's dumb, but she probably has fun interests and she can get smarter.
Ass > Titties. A small chest with a big butt is my ideal body shape.
She can clean her teeth at any time. They had to give her those teeth simply because design-wise she was otherwise the only one of the three who didn't look like she was supposed to be repellant.
There's a reason for that though. They have weird colored tongues because they're always eating candy and stuff.
Marie has yellow teeth and she's trailer trash. She's clearly a smoker.
>you will never be a nerdy high school kid who inexplicably has the affection of a punky trailer trash girl
It's a pain that never ends, /co/.
>He helps educate her, so she can bring herself out of a rough place in life and make her life better
>She brings out the best in him, teaching him to loosen up and enjoy life for what it is rather than worrying about tomorrow
Perfect couple made for each other
I like all of the Kankers. Playing favorites is for suckers.
But what if hypothetically all three of them came up to you one day and asked you to pick one of them? Obviously they're threatening you with violence if you refuse to choose or just say all of them.
Check out the new "Punisher: Doom Theatrical Trailer" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40kF2tvDKE
There can be only one.
That sounds like a half way decent idea.
thats actually a cool design.
Edd as a nerdy skater looking dude and Lee as a deliquent.
sort of works.
man, kind of wish for a high school continuation fo the show in a manner like that pic.
the answer is obvious
"why should i pick between yall when you all picked me?"
All we know is that this motherfucker kept making EEE.
i know right?
especially in this sort of style while retianing the toony style.
since everyone matures some a lot fo character act different or change view points.
Eddy would be a boot legger or tobacco supplier
Edd and Ed would still hang with him but they do their own scams. all of this to afford cars instead of jar breakers.
and maby now they do have crushes on the kankers
>While Antonucci was working on Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show, it was announced on September 4, 2008 that he signed to WildBrain; Antonucci stated that he was "already kicking around three different ideas for his first Wildbrain project." On June 11, 2013, animator Joe Murray posted a short interview with Danny Antonucci for his class on his website, and on the end wrote: "He's currently working on a new series, so rock on."
Well, that answers that.
That sounds like the best idea ever.
> be whitest guy in school
> The gods smiled on me by attracting the attention of the blackest ghetto girl in the school.
> Booty for days, talks to me and even gives me a lapdance/hotdog session in the back room during band class.
> never say anything back because beta
> Graduation comes and goes, never see her again.
I AM that pain anon, I am that pain....
Timotei does really good work.
fuck me I laughed way too hard at your comment
W-w-what you want to hang like do you mean like do mess around and stuff my mom didn't get me my allowance so I can't really get any but if you can loan me like a few quarters i can get one out of one of those vending machine but i'm not used to this kind of thing so i don't know if you want to have sex or not but I don't know if you don't want to have sex I can like eat you out or something like that
Marie is a goddess amongst women
and I'm a chubby chaser so the fact she gets fat makes things even better
Why am I getting feels, /co/? I never asked for this.
>I AM that pain
You don't know what the word pain is
I knew my "friend" since day care, i used to laugh my ass off, laugh right at her face whenever her twin were together, i use to laugh right in her face and make fun of her stupid green eye, we went to a field trip once and i run around her with my kite purposefully tying the string around her neck and then i pull it, i threw a water gun at her face the same one she use to wet me, i slammed the bathroom door and broke her finger, a threw a cement block that i was aiming at her head but i missed and broke her hand, she dropped my game boy color by accident and i dropped her sge genesis on purpose, i used to draw fucked up shit of her getting killed in the most fucked up way possible and yet she still lives right in front my house, she wanted me to be her prom date but too fucking bad, i got kicked out of high school and i didn't wanted to see anyone from school ever again. she's not worthy of being my friend and never were, stupid dumb bimbo.
Because Ed gets May
May= Perfect loyal waifu who will never leave you and will start a family with you.
Marie and Lee are just with you until they find something better.
As much as I dislike tumblr they do really good art, I think it's a good place for art blogs but poorly designed for actual communication, having favorites and overrun by feminist outside of that it's an ok site
Oh shit it is a faggot!
Uh, question? What is YOUR damage?!?
>As much as I dislike tumblr they do really good ar
I think you rather mean there is some good art on it. The same is true of DeviantArt, where even some professional artists keep accounts, but the good stuff is far outnumbered by awful teenagers.
>My face when cute girls with short hair
Have you tried being cute?
good, pleb-tier shit
That's all I've ever wanted...I made myself sad ;_; I had a punk girl in high school...I had her, but I never told her how I felt.../co/ why did you remind me of this
These are so perfect... I would watch the show in this style of drawing all over again! It looks so fucking good. *cums*
This looks like every teen relationship ever.
Your not fooling anyone, son. Just give it up.
Find better friends, those are assholes who wants to control you and your life.
Well this thread certainly went to hell in a hand basket.
/co/, could you flip me over? I'm getting crispy.
I think she has enough elements from the girls. Also some of the traits came from their dads as well.
I think it's a good contender.
We ran out of art. When you run out of things to look at, you look at yourself.
That's why I keep kitten pictures on my computer for such emergencies.
>being bullied by a girl
jesus fuck ive never seen a more beta comment like that in my life
I saved some more kanker stuff
Nah she's a cuddler.
>cookies right before bed
>canon design has dirty teeth
I got a bit mixed up. Dumping what I can though
Okay, that's all the Najja Porter Kanker stuff I could find. Would you guys be intrested in her other EEnE work?
>Guy being bullied by a girl.
Okay, that is pure 100% refined bullshit.
really wish he'd do designs for Nazz and Sarah as well
now would that be a genetic thing, or caused by something external, cause if the latter then Nazz, and Sarah should get in on the action
Edd gets all the ladies
also have best crossover crack pairing that actually works really well(Edd x Panda Delgado from Body Bags)
and the aftermath
You know what I would do to that, anon. You know EXACTLY what I would do...
Dinner, movie, and then an ice cream afterwards. After a long night of walking and talking together, we'd
cuddle under the stars and tentatively hold hands afterwardscuz I'm sick bastard like that who falls in love with a girlon the first date.
I wonder what kind of ice cream she'd like.
>implying girls can rape
Silly anon, you need to be more realistic and not think like a beta.
that's because you were a pussy bitch nigga and you let shit happened
the thing is Edd x Panda is a silly pairing, but it's one that works(Panda shares enough personality cues with Marie that it hits similar notes as Edd x Marie), if you want good cracky pairings for the other Eds you need to come up with characters who'd compliment them properly, and aren't just completely random
that is an odd thing to nitpick about
I know the artist has no reason to do this, but itd be cool if they released bit of art of the characters growing up periodically
How can that be true if kids are being bullied, anon?
Aside from that, if kids don't want to hang out with people and instead hang out with their friends, that's what they do. It's something everyone does.
Nigga, did you even watch the Valentine's Day episode?
is that not the place where ironic shitposters like you who piss at the wind and respond to a day old post go to? not that go btw but i like schwarzwald
I just went out and watched the Valentine's Day episode for (possibly) the first time. None of it seemed familiar.
Makes me wonder in all these future pictures with Marie and Double D together does she ever feel worried? Knowing May is smarter than her and that at one time Double D liked her more.
bumping with pics
Nah, I'm serious though... I kinda wanna do this:
>Takes place last week of Senior Year of High School for the cul-d-sac gang.
>MC is Marie Kanker.
>The Kanker's mom has walked out on them, leaving them abandoned post High School Graduation.
>Friends with all three Ed's.
>Has to decide who she loves knowing very well she may never see them after high school.
>Has to deal with sister problems.
>Has to find a job with mediocre grades.
Will be your pure sweetheart, shy and give her virginity to you
House is kept well, learns to microwave dinners without burning them
Will rob you blind and disappear
Will be found with someone just as dense as you, shy and giving her virginity to him
Will do everything in bed
Tells you you have the biggest dick she's ever seen
on a white dude
Will drink you under the table
Can't cook for shit but you will never, ever have to take your car to the shop
Will eventually leave you for
3 black guys
Her idea of a fun date is telling you she's going out to powder her nose and then running back into the restaurant from the front door yelling RUN FOR THE REAR FAGGOT as you begin to see red and blue lights flashing
The best sex you have ever had and ever will
Just as you come to accept her definition of la vida loca, she will leave you for a dykier version of herself who owns a motorcycle
First off, the Kanker sisters are trailer trash. Realistically, they are going to remain trailer trash. If they somehow do escape the trailer park, they will always keep their trailer trash mentality. Future fan art should reflect this.
Second, I don't see the allure of Marie Kanker. She's obviously going to end up as a stripper, or at least looking like one. Tattoo sleeves and smoking is a given, and the smoking (from a young age) is going to make her face age twice as fast.
Lee Kanker is probably going to go butch in the future. 'Nuff said.
May Kanker is basically going to be Luanne from King of the Hill: a blonde idiot who originated from a trailer home.