Wanna hang out, /co/?

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Sure

But I'm playing STALKER and watching Antiques Roadshow.

>>63708426
I wasn't really sure why the Eds didn't like the Kanker sisters. Was it because they were trailer trash?

>>63708605
I thought it was because they kept hassling the eds and screwing around with their plans whenever they were involved.

Of course, /co/ is so fucked in the head, they probably only see these as pluses.

>>63708605
Of course that was the point we'll for at least eddy and double d ed was scared by them

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>>63708605
They're rapists.

>>63708605
Were you never a child? If some trailer trash older girl came up and started hitting on you, wouldn't you think she was some bully fucking with you?

Like, that exact thing happened to me in middle school and god damn did I hate that girl.

>>63709188
Most of my friends in elementary were girls from higher grades.

>>63708605
They were a menace to everyone in the cul-de-sac.
This isn't even them being persecuted, they were bullies to anyone who they didn't like.

>>63709238
Yeah, but they didn't constantly ask you to show them your dick.

>>63709314
And how do you know that?

>>63708574
I suddenly imagine Doctor Strange going on tour with the Antiques Roadshow, doing a segment where he scries the history of your object, and tells you if it has any mystical significance.

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>>63708605
>trailer trash

The eds weren't afraid of the kankers at first until they forced the eds to do their chores, and the kankers are way too annoying.

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Would you an old Marie, /co/?

>>63709860
Oh, I should just say I brought it up here because The Canker Sisters and >>63709188 reminded me of it. I used to watch a lot of E, E & E

>>63709860
Give him the V.

>>63708605

They were violent and volatile and often due to a lack of restraint they'd pursue whatever their thoughts were wherever their thoughts took them.

It's less to do with their status, especially given the fact they hang out with Ed and his room isn't exactly posh, and more to do with their behavior.

>>63709867
That's canon, BTW.

>>63709860
Nice

>>63709860

"Sight" Pedophiles...

The only relief one can get is that you will die someday.

>>63709860
>I'm 27 and he is 14, and in the 8th grade.

You will literally go to jail.
Do not.

I'll probably end up on a watch list myself for so much as encouraging this in any way but if you're really that desperate to fiddle this guy you can subtly slip that you'll be available when he's legal for it. Assuming you're actually even attractive enough to pull off your 30s.

Also he might be gay you never know. So yeah don't do anything that will ruin everyone's life.

>>63709860
So are we all just going to ignore that it's currently July or...?

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>>63709860
if you have a pool invite him over to your house and play rough with him a little, make him feel you until you pull his pants down, that kid is gonna get hard as fuck and you can do whatever fucked up shit to him form there on, just don't get caught by the neighbors.

>>63709188
and it's not certain that they like you, they could just be bullying you. I'm sure they feel bad about years from now.

>>63709860
Touch him down there as an accident and tell us his reaction

>>63710254
too soon

>>63710137

Chances are we're being taken for a spin, but there are various explanations.
Summer School, summer tutoring before school begins, different part of the world, home school in general, etc.

>>63709860
>hey /co/, I'm 27 and I'm having fantasies about this 14 year old girl. I should give her the D, right?

Yeah, go ahead.

>>63708426
>best Canker girl

yes.

>>63709860
Things that didn't happen.

>>63710334

Hmmm. Yes, it takes on a very different tone doesn't it?
Someone call the cops that teenage boy/girl might be in trouble best to do best by the parents than a horny tutor.

>>63709470
I'd watch it.

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Bring your sisters.

>>63710334
Did you read anything in that post besides the numbers?

>>63710097
> you can subtly slip that you'll be available when he's legal for it.

Keep in mind the age of consent in most states is 16, and it's 17 in many more. Unless you're unfortunate enough to live in Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, you can still get some minor dick

>>63710514
Most states where age of consent is lower than 18 only apply to situations where both parties are minors. If one person is older than 18 usually both need to be.

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Who said that?

>>63710665
I'm not sure if this is usually case, but in my state for instance:

http://aspe.hhs.gov/hsp/08/sr/statelaws/summary.shtml

>Age of consent. This is the age at which an individual can legally consent to sexual intercourse under any circumstances;

>>63709860
Don't be aggressive about it, don't make a move. But if the chances comes up where you are alone together and the kid brings up girls, shift the topic slowly to whether he has anyone he likes - if he made it to any of the bases yet, and so on. Depending on that you could make a subtle move, something like "want to see my boobs" or so. But before you do that make sure to get him to understand that he mustn't tell about that to anyone.

Also now I feel like rewatching Summer of '42. It's a huge cult movie where I live...

>>63710097
>You will literally go to jail.

Not necessarily. She didn't say where she lives, it could be a place where age of consent is as low as 14. Plenty of European places for example.

>>63710836
Ask his mom permission to take that kid out to the movie theaters or arcades, buy him a video game, he'll develop some affection for you.

Is there any art of the Kankers /ll/ing Nazz?

>>63710836
>pretty mature for his age
Just FYI this is what every pedophile says.

Just date in your own age group you moron.

>>63711207
there can be

>>63709860
Eh, sadly the problem is not he, it's you, you are too old and you'll inevitably look like a serious creep. If you were 18 or 20 nobody would have cared, at least in Argentina, given that we really don't care about jailbait and the only harm would be giving the kid the time of his life.

You are probably american and if word gets out that you /ss/ someone, specially at your age, you'll cerntainly get the cops on your ass hard, perhaps even appear on the news as a rapist. Don't expect the kid to keep his word unless he basically worships you. Her mother will hate you for life, regardless of how much she likes you now.

So yeah, unless the stars align, it's not something you'd like to try, though is you wanna risk jail and be shunned for life, >>63710914 seems to have some good advice.

Though he'll probably like you even more with the years because I wouldn't be surprised is there's a male in the word that wouldn't have liked to get laid at that age.

You are a pedophile

>>63709973

This also means Double D likes fat chicks

Ew.

>>63711398
but would they take turns molesting her or would they all have their fun at once?

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>>63709860

>>63710836
>since we were pretty friendly together it might not be a huge deal
That will just make it a huger deal.
Now ever older woman that looks at him is a harlot in the moms eyes.
>but he seems pretty mature for his age
>He's actually a really smart kid
Don't fuck the shotas.
>nearly the same height I am
Being short is not an acceptable excuse to fuck shotas.
>and it's *technically* illegal, but it's not [crime].
You are the same as every other perpetrator with that notion.
>This could be doable.
do not fuck the shota

>>63712717
more

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>>63709860
Give him the V

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>>63711207
There's cosplay or it

>>63713497
I would fuck Nas and kill Marie.
What a horrible cosplay

>>63713497
why is nazz asian

>>63710836
>It's not pedophillia because he's mature for his age!
I know you're just fucking with us and are probably just some dude having a laugh, but on the very slim chance you're legit, seriously, you're a fucking idiot. It would straight up make you a pedophile.

>>63709860
>>63710836
>not technically illegal
It is very much illegal for a 27 year old to seduce a 14 year old.

That said, you'll probably be fine. The worst that'll happen is that the sex won't be very good.

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I came in here for the Kanker sisters.

This thread isn't fun anymore.

a best

I want to get pegged by Marie.

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>>63709860
Do it. And by it I mean him. Or at least suck his dick. It's easy to seduce teen boys since he's probably jerked off to the thought of you at least once by now, assuming you're reasonably attractive.

>>63709860

The fact you're entertaining the idea probably means morality is not a concern, so let's keep that out of the equation.

The problem with boys his age is that 1% will either be traumatized by it, and 99.98% become insufferable little shits about it. He knows he scored. He'll start walking with a swagger. He'll think he's the one who seduced you, and he won't be able to keep such a proud moment like this to himself, especially if you're average to hot. He'll blab, and you'll get in trouble.

Keep things like this in your fantasy, where it belongs. Fantasies don't age.or lose their luster. You can still be friends with him, even tease him a bit, but leave it at that. If it's the forbidden relationship/teacher-student angle that excites you, get a real boyfriend and role play with him.

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>>63709860
>>63717683
Just remind him that if anybody knows it'll probably ruin your life and he'll have to go back to jerking-off.

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I would just kiss the Kankers back and see how they react, if they were only doing it for a reaction then they wouldn't really know what to do

>>63721185
There was an episode like that.

Am I too late to read about /co/ being really REALLY gay?

>>63721206
The reverse psychology one? I mean do it as frequent as they do it so they know what it's like. Although they're was that episode where May fell in love with Double D

>>63721220
Disregard, I thought it was a dude.

>>63721248
>tfw i half remember this scene

All those repressed memories, why would you do this to me anon?

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>>63708426
Come on, other girls do it...

>>63715081
>It is very much illegal for a 27 year old to seduce a 14 year old.

Depends on the country. Perfectly legal in some parts of Europe.

>>63721845
>Perfectly legal in some parts of Europe
15 where I'm from

>Lee Kanker
>Extremely bossy
>The biggest tits, smallest hips/ass
>You do it her way or no way at all. Thankfully, her way is usually the best, most efficient way to do things.
>Knows how to have fun, but also knows her priorities.

>May Kanker
>Giant hips/ass, smallest tits
>Goofy, not too bright
>Generally submissive from listening to her sisters

>Marie Kanker
>Not the biggest tits, not the biggest butt, but middle-ground in everything
>Smartest Kanker, but is also irreverent and immature. Likes to pull pranks and make jokes.

Who?

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>>63708605
>I wasn't really sure why the Eds didn't like the Kanker sisters. Was it because they were trailer trash?

They're kids. Their genitals have not taken over yet.

>>63723603
Fucking Marie, who wouldn't want a girl that's always up for the funnest shit?

>>63723603

May, May, all the way.

She's the nicest one. She's dumb, but she probably has fun interests and she can get smarter.

Ass > Titties. A small chest with a big butt is my ideal body shape.

>>63723603
Always Marie. Others are shit.

>>63723741

But she has nasty yellow teeth.

>Fanartists always forget this

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>>63723775
She can clean her teeth at any time. They had to give her those teeth simply because design-wise she was otherwise the only one of the three who didn't look like she was supposed to be repellant.

>>63723722
My nig. Yes. May all the way.

>>63723832

You can't just clean your teeth and have them stop being yellow. She probably smokes or something.

>>63710746
He looks like Eddie's brother.
Either Danny based Eddie's bro after him, or he based Eddie off of him, and he really did turn into his brother. (if he has one)

>>63723832
They ought to have given her hints of her future pudge.

>>63723894
>She probably smokes
Disgusting.
Don't try to ruin her like that.

>>63723981

They all have to have flaws, anon. Why else would she have yellow teeth?

>>63724049

stained by too much coffee

>>63724049
Because she can.
Remember, this is the show where characters have tongues with bullshit colors like blue.

>>63723603
Marie for me, it's hair and the punky attitude, just sets muh heart on fire

>>63724077

There's a reason for that though. They have weird colored tongues because they're always eating candy and stuff.

Marie has yellow teeth and she's trailer trash. She's clearly a smoker.

>>63724124
No, you retard.
Lee is the smoker

>>63708605
Because they were kids, kids aren't supposed to be all lovey dovey until highschool.

They acted how normal kids that age should act.

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>you will never be a nerdy high school kid who inexplicably has the affection of a punky trailer trash girl

It's a pain that never ends, /co/.

>>63724124
i have yellow teeth and i don't even smoke, i brush my teeth though but i haven't visit a dentist in almost a decade.

>>63724232
>He helps educate her, so she can bring herself out of a rough place in life and make her life better
>She brings out the best in him, teaching him to loosen up and enjoy life for what it is rather than worrying about tomorrow
Perfect couple made for each other

>>63724232
>It's a pain that never ends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzsrsiMuJWw

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I like all of the Kankers. Playing favorites is for suckers.

>>63724458
But what if hypothetically all three of them came up to you one day and asked you to pick one of them? Obviously they're threatening you with violence if you refuse to choose or just say all of them.

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>>63724295
I can think of a better one.

>>63724495
>>63724458

in that pic? May

usually? Marie

>>63724276
Dude get your teeth cleaned. You can find cheap deals on the internet. It will whiten that shit right up

>>63724495
I'd calmly explain why all three of them are the best and how I can't choose between them. Then whatever happens happens.

>>63724507
>>63724518
>>63724531
Eh, I'm in a good mood today. I don't think it's worth it to report you, you'll just come back and the containment board will still exist.

>>63724531
I was expecting something cool, like futa Marie.

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>>63724531

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>>63724507
>>63724518
>>63724531
YOU FOOL! YOU'VE BANNED US ALL

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Check out the new "Punisher: Doom Theatrical Trailer" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40kF2tvDKE

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>>63724771

Marie is hot and everything, but I find May much more appealing.

>>63724506
>tfw you'll never have this much swag

>>63724713
>them itty bitty titties
I can dig it

>>63710476
>>63723832
CAN YOU GET EVEN MORE OFF MODEL

>>63724838
>B-Back that ass up...

>>63724713

I like this take on May.

>>63724959
I want a teen version of EEnE so bad

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>>63724822
There can be only one.

>>63724946
Tomoko is gonna fuck Marie?

>>63724713
>that lee

>>63725107

>that racket

Her blowjobs must be magnificent.

>>63725073
>Lee is in the coat sucking his dick

>>63725227
Everyone gets a turn

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>>63708426
>Wanna hang out, /co/?
i already am

>>63725295
>Marie
>long hair
Ruined.

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>>63725299

>>63708426
You're like 13, 14 maybe.

I'm pretty sure I could be arrested for that.

>>63725465
It's okay, if she really wanted to she'd probably just outright rape you.

>>63725484
would it still be considered statutory rape if the rapist was the minor in question?

>>63725527
If there's no witnesses and all they have is your word to go on? Yes.
But if there actually are some witnesses then I suppose it isn't.

>>63725527
they did that bit in family guy, where meg tried to rape brian.

>>63725527
Yes

but the adult is gonna get in shit anyway because proving the kid did it would be fucking impossible

>>63725675
that marie looks like someone else
that girl from twilight

>>63725295
>Mega Eddy.

Fakkin sick gains brah.

>>63725675
My God.

They're made of matchsticks.

What do you think of the idea of Shortstack Kankers.

>>63727972
>Dan vs Kankers

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>>63727789
That sounds like a half way decent idea.

>>63727789

those are some dangerous thoughts you're putting in my head, anon

>>63724797
It's the butt, isn't it?

What if Marie were a trap?

>>63729285

she be better

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>>63729121
Embrace them.

>>63729223
Well, I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there

>>63723691
no its because of the first episode the kankers popped up in.

they're controlling and crazy.
and abuseive.

>>63724232
thats actually a cool design.

Edd as a nerdy skater looking dude and Lee as a deliquent.
sort of works.

man, kind of wish for a high school continuation fo the show in a manner like that pic.

>>63724495
the answer is obvious
"why should i pick between yall when you all picked me?"

threesome

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>>63723897
All we know is that this motherfucker kept making EEE.

>>63729517
But, anon, what did one of them do to deserve being left out of it entirely?

>>63729374
Her whole body shape man, it all just leads your eyes to her ass.
Bet she has freckles down there too..

>>63725048
i know right?

especially in this sort of style while retianing the toony style.

since everyone matures some a lot fo character act different or change view points.
Eddy would be a boot legger or tobacco supplier
Edd and Ed would still hang with him but they do their own scams. all of this to afford cars instead of jar breakers.

and maby now they do have crushes on the kankers

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>>63729672

>>63729665
i mean foursome.

>>63710746
>>63729653
What's he done since it ended?

>>63729850
He isn't with us anymore, anon.

>>63729850
Mostly been dead.

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>>63725675

>>63725107
SLB needs to do more Kankers or just Ed Edd and Eddy art in general, his artstyle fits that universe so well

>>63729869
>>63729918
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Antonucci

You guys are fucking idiots.

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>>63729979
>While Antonucci was working on Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show, it was announced on September 4, 2008 that he signed to WildBrain; Antonucci stated that he was "already kicking around three different ideas for his first Wildbrain project."[10] On June 11, 2013, animator Joe Murray posted a short interview with Danny Antonucci for his class on his website, and on the end wrote: "He's currently working on a new series, so rock on."[11]
Well, that answers that.

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>>63708426

Crashing this thread.

With no edvivors.

>>63723603
Marie is like Karen from harvest moon, you only think you want her

May all the way

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>>63727789
That sounds like the best idea ever.

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>>63724232
>mfw highschool
> be whitest guy in school
> The gods smiled on me by attracting the attention of the blackest ghetto girl in the school.
> Booty for days, talks to me and even gives me a lapdance/hotdog session in the back room during band class.
> never say anything back because beta
> Graduation comes and goes, never see her again.

I AM that pain anon, I am that pain....

>>63730543
You had it all anon, you let it slip

>>63729850
>What's he done since it ended?

Cocaine.

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>>63727086
Timotei does really good work.

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>>63712717

>EVERY NIGHT

gets me every damn time

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>>63727236

fuck me I laughed way too hard at your comment

I want Marie to teach me how to fuck

>>63725675
>DD is the luckiest guy out of the group

prove me wrong

>>63712717
>huge Eddy
Looks weird

>>63731244
We've proved you right.
>>63724506
Twice
>>63725073

>>63731244

>the best kanker wants his D

there is no argument

>>63731244
That's because he's the only one who will most likely be successful in life.

>>63731356
I could see Ed ending up as a famous animator or something.

>>63731381
Too bad it'll be Sonichu-tier. He'll probably go on and review comic books online, with horrible video and audio.

>>63725295
This Kanker mom reminds me of Slappy Squirrel

>>63731381
>>63731442
nah man it would be Fede Alvarez tier

>>63731521
>>63731442
>>63731381
sorry I meant Sam Raimi tier

>>63731356
Eddy and Ed have a chance.

>>63723691

waitwaitwait

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

the thing on edd's head is a hat? i always thought it was weird stylised hair

>>63731809

You fucking up for years right now.

>>63731809
Why does he wear the hat?!

>>63731977
If they take off his hat, will it kill him?

>>63731824
my childhood is a lie

>>63731977
Apparently it has something to do with some traumatising dodge ball incident as a child.

I can't remember where that was said though, so I can't get a link for you.

>>63732189
Was it the episode where the Eds were hanging out with Jimmy?

>>63732130
That's why eddy calls him sock head

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>>63712717

>>63732354
No, I remember it said that was a hint at it, given that he was brought to screaming and crying like a woman.

>>63732059
yes

>>63730543
>hotdog session
ya blew it anon
ya could have had it all and ya BLEW IT

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>>63708426
W-w-what you want to hang like do you mean like do mess around and stuff my mom didn't get me my allowance so I can't really get any but if you can loan me like a few quarters i can get one out of one of those vending machine but i'm not used to this kind of thing so i don't know if you want to have sex or not but I don't know if you don't want to have sex I can like eat you out or something like that

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Marie is a goddess amongst women
and I'm a chubby chaser so the fact she gets fat makes things even better

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>>63727972
>>63728007
Why am I getting feels, /co/? I never asked for this.

>>63734458
Because seeing a bunch of dorks get chicks while you can't upsets you?

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>>63724506

>>63730543
what the fuck is a hotdog session?

>>63734614
Nice try, Kevin.

>>63734614
Fuck off Kevin. It's not his fault Nazz left you because you couldn't provide for a family.

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>>63730543
>I AM that pain

You don't know what the word pain is

I knew my "friend" since day care, i used to laugh my ass off, laugh right at her face whenever her twin were together, i use to laugh right in her face and make fun of her stupid green eye, we went to a field trip once and i run around her with my kite purposefully tying the string around her neck and then i pull it, i threw a water gun at her face the same one she use to wet me, i slammed the bathroom door and broke her finger, a threw a cement block that i was aiming at her head but i missed and broke her hand, she dropped my game boy color by accident and i dropped her sge genesis on purpose, i used to draw fucked up shit of her getting killed in the most fucked up way possible and yet she still lives right in front my house, she wanted me to be her prom date but too fucking bad, i got kicked out of high school and i didn't wanted to see anyone from school ever again. she's not worthy of being my friend and never were, stupid dumb bimbo.

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>>63734614

>>63734648

Hoho. Seriously man, come on. Just think.

>>63734648
The ass equivalent to titfucking

>>63708426
>dfer
Soooo, where's the nude version?

>>63732368
yeah i just thought he was making fun of his hair

>>63734903

Huh. You know that actually works too so I guess I can't blame you for being confused, especially with Helga's whole football head thing.

>kankers gave me a giantess AND foot fetish
Even now, I lust to see any art of their feet or giantess.

>>63734648
you know hotdog eating contests?

it's like that but with dicks

>>63724787
>>63724771
>>63724754
Hot DAYUM! These bitches are HOT AS FUCK!!!

>>63725527
>>63725484
She's a fictional character is age such a big deal?

>>63729869
>>63729918
>>63729979
Gid everyone keeps saying he's dead because a staff of the show actually got killed but Idk how people keep mixing up the two

>>63737353
We're spreading the rumour he died so that his return will me a surprise.
Like Jesus.

>>63724232
>being back in high school

It's like you hate yourself.

>>63734749
You sound like a gigantic douchfaggot who should be on /b/

>>63734761
>>>/a/

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>>63734749
Look everyone, we got a faggot here

>>63729223

No, it's actually that face. It's really cute.

Also, her behavior in that time she and DD were in love left a mark.

>>63737430
>Like Jesus
Were rumours spread that he was white and that it's not normal to worship anything else other than the christian God?

>>63738402
The face is pretty cute too.
Something about her buck teeth man...

So in the Big Picture Show all three Kankers referred to Jimmy as "Dutch"

Is there some gay slur I'm not aware of? Cause it felt like calling someone a faggot.

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>>63739142

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>>63739142

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>>63739503

>>63731244
Because Ed gets May

Marie=Hottest
Lee= Kinkiest
May= Perfect loyal waifu who will never leave you and will start a family with you.

Marie and Lee are just with you until they find something better.

>>63740027
>Implying you'll ever find better than DD

>>63740252
Marie is a slut the guy doesn't have to necessarily be better just different in a available when the mood strikes.

>>63739729
As much as I dislike tumblr they do really good art, I think it's a good place for art blogs but poorly designed for actual communication, having favorites and overrun by feminist outside of that it's an ok site

>>63739142
Oh shit it is a faggot!

>>63739142

Yeah... you're kind of a cunt.

>>63740532
>ad hominem

Talk about throwing fuel at fire

>>63708426
>tfw you will never find a hot punk rebel girl with a soft heart underneath the rocky exterior
>tfw marie kanker was childhood crush

;-;

>>63740857
Yeah... nice... comeback... i guess.

>>63741131
Thanks... no... problem... dude... any... time... Just... make... sure... you're... careful... next... time.

>>63730432
I wanted the married talkative woman fromt he vineyard. Married Mary. But the tomboy girl would also be a nice choice too!

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>>63734749
Uh, question? What is YOUR damage?!?

>>63740532
Well she was on DA making Hey Arnold fanart before joining the EEnE bandwagon on Tumblr.

>>63740532
>As much as I dislike tumblr they do really good ar
>tumblr nose
>good art
I think you rather mean there is some good art on it. The same is true of DeviantArt, where even some professional artists keep accounts, but the good stuff is far outnumbered by awful teenagers.

>>63740969
>tfw I almost had one
>tfw she absolutely hated me

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>>63747145

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>>63747145
>Girls
>on 4chan

>>63747210
Wait, we're still in 2003? Nigger, get with the times, you know that shit ain't true.

>>63747145
>tfw girls hate my long hair
>tfw called a pussy
>not my fault I look pretty in dresses
Being a boy is suffering.

>>63747225
>not realizng what is a joke

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>>63747145
>My face when cute girls with short hair
Have you tried being cute?

>>63747225
simp detected

>>63747405
Have you tried dating Woolie?

>>63747247
>>63747145

they're just jealous and insecure people.
fuck them.

>>63747145
>short haired girl

Holy fuck this is my fetish

>>63724232
>Sex Pistols
good, pleb-tier shit
That's all I've ever wanted...I made myself sad ;_;

I had a punk girl in high school...I had her, but I never told her how I felt.../co/ why did you remind me of this

>>63747145
Stop hanging out with fags.

>Like Short Haired tomboy
>Turns out she's gay
Every time.

>>63724959
I would have expected Eddy to be a fucking card shark

>>63747145
yeah right

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>>63729931
>>63724232
>>63724959
>>63725274
>>63725675
>>63727972
>>63728007
>>63729931
These are so perfect... I would watch the show in this style of drawing all over again! It looks so fucking good. *cums*

>>63748091
They're likely cheating. One cheater can only do so much against three, all working in tandem at that.

>>63740969
>tfw currently snapchatting with punk girl with body like May
We promised to do drugs and take turns holding each others' hair back as we vomit into a toilet.

I came to this thread to masturbate but just ended up getting sad instead.
Thanks, /co/.

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>>63748663

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>>63748733
goddamnit, Batman

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>>63748051
Are you me?

>>63749042
Probably.

>>63747145
Fuck em, I'd hug you

>>63747247
You too

>>63743333
You mean Ann? that was my real favorite

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>>63725675
This looks like every teen relationship ever.

Shh, it's alright. We've all made mistakes.

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>>63747225
>>63747225
Your not fooling anyone, son. Just give it up.

You know, someone really needs to bring back that Ed, Edd n' Eddy vn.
Maybe it could be made into a group thing this time, so it could actually get made at all.

>>63713497
>cosplay deviants
It's a porn site, yes?

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>this thread

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>>63747145
Find better friends, those are assholes who wants to control you and your life.

>>63747145
Are you a fat dyke though?

>>63751670
Yes, but not a good one.

>>63709188
this right here

>>63751873
The site is incredibly disappointing

>>63752483
Now I'm stalking her vimeo, and she is at least twice as beautiful as when I was with her, thanks /co/

>>63752994
benis

>>63752994
>>63752483
Holy shit she looks like that hot slut you meet online and then never hear from after a week of online sex

>>63752278
I was at C2E2 one year with my lesbfriend and a grill in a pink fox costume and lemon lollipop tried recruiting her. We looked up the site and were disappointed as well.

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Well this thread certainly went to hell in a hand basket.

What do you think each of the Kanker's vagoos are like?

>>63744823
"Tumblr Nose" predates tumblr. That was a Deviantart thing. Also I don't hate Tumblr nose. I mean it's dumb, but I don't have any room for an opinion on it.

>>63713556
Probably cuz her mother and/or father were asian.

>>63756431
Lee's is totally unshaven, just a wild and hairy mess. Marie has a landing strip and probably gets it pierced later in life, may is totally shaved but most likely the loosest

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Why are they so perfect?

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/co/, could you flip me over? I'm getting crispy.

>>63738476
>>/reddit/

>>63730959
That design of the mother looks nothing like the kids. Looks like he just wanted that design and didn't give a shit.

>>63756635
>you will never flip this version of her over

>>63757320
YEah, Timotei's Kanker mom seems more like a responsible aunt from the city. VampireMeerkat's design is the more realistic one.

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>>63757320
I think she has enough elements from the girls. Also some of the traits came from their dads as well.

I think it's a good contender.

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>>63756635
Sure.

>>63757833
>Some
More like all of them.
The only similarity I'm seeing between her and any of them is the hair.

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What the beautiful fuck happened?

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>>63758340
We ran out of art. When you run out of things to look at, you look at yourself.

That's why I keep kitten pictures on my computer for such emergencies.

>>63759062
I bet she's into some kinky stuff.

>>63723691
I thought with my genitals at a younger age than even the Eds.

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>>63709188
>being bullied by a girl
jesus fuck ive never seen a more beta comment like that in my life

>>63759686
>he doesn't want to be bullied by marie

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I saved some more kanker stuff

>>63760274
>>63760248
>>63760237
>>63760219
>>63739729
>>63728007
>>63727972
>>63725675
>>63725274
>>63724959
>>63724232
God i love this artist

>>63760219
>>63760237
>>63760248
>>63760274
>>63760290
>>63760317
>>63760336

Art by the talented Ms. Najja Porter btw

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>>63759106
Nah she's a cuddler.

>>63760472
and also very eager to please, eh?

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>>63756635
Let me just complete that set.

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>>63760491
picture for ants, etc.