What kind of food can I bring to the office for my birthday ? People at my work usually bring croissants and coffee but I want to be original. Cake is also out of the question.
Pulled pork mother fucker. No one is eating out today. Make some potato salad. do that shit up. Your birthday is a celebration of life. Those croissant shitters are just dying a slow wage slave death. You are a golden god, and your life deserves, nay, DEMANDS something amazing.
Or, you know. Stop for donuts.
>Plate's having complex emotions and being able to recognize that while sorry may not fix the whole problem someone showing remorse for their mistake is still welcome.
Make this OP. It's called Texas Caviar or Mexican Caviar. Serve with tostitos scoops. Everybody loves this shit and it's easy any pretty cheap
Or make these. They're BLT pinwheels.
The anon that suggested pulled pork also had a good idea
It's about how entropy is the guiding force of the universe, even guiding your relationships, for, though everybody makes mistake, each mistake irreparably damages your relationship just that little bit more, until one day it is nothing more than dust and an eternity of petulant silent treatment.
nihilism is so gay
in my line of work, i regularly see couples who have been together 50+ years and still get along. what pessimistic fags call "damage" to a relationship, happy people realize as adaptation. which, when you think about it, actively works against this metaphorical entropy with little effort.