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ITT: we make up beer names.

I'll go first:
I think I'd like a double-misgendered white elephant reverse seared hopsy IPA, bartender.

>and if you dont like it you shouldnt drink at this bar
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I'll take that limited release, bourbon barrel aged double oatmeal milk stout from big mountain, barkeep.
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I'll take a Doritos infused mountain drop
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yeah, one of those wet, first wort, hop-backed harvest quad Imperial Pale Lagers (IPL).
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>>7291778
noniggers extra hop bottle conditioned ciscider
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one malty Wolf's Eye Special Reserve Sour Light Body, if you please.
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I'll take a squatting lemur hop black label
On tap
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The lady will have the Green River Barleywine Winsomely Considered Ale.
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Haybale Goat Fuck Liber-ty beer
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>>7291810
>>7291816
>>7291823

This is disturbing...
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One Kosovo Brown Eye please
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I think ill go for the Limited Edition Damascus Brownskin Fiery Hijab Porter.
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Summer's Lawn Saurkraut Cask-Cured Unflitered and a Bleu Maltose Pub Yeast Single Fault. Correct temperatures, please.
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One Captain Jack Messmate Suprise pleasu
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Hey barkeep, do you have any more of the dark emerald seinfeld double negative hops barleycunt christmas ale?


>this thread
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Barperson, set me up with a Top-Fermented Mash Sparge Lager First Season.

Hey, can I keep the cap for my collection?
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>>7291835
jesus christ

>>>/pol/
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I'll have a double shot of freeze-aged 1872 white dragon marsala please.
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one of those yellow rice packets, Heinz ketchup ..malted mothballs brewed with Jew-smegma yeast... ale filtered though transient sock.
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Hey, gimme a Mos Eisley dry-hopped Sugar Milk Millennial Mead, if you please.
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>>7291839
Fucking kill yourself.
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We want a round of Radar Valley Corn Meal & Seaweed Fine Ales, decanted into mason jars.
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Could I get a Mengele and Rommel German Lager barkeep?
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Publican, bring us your finest syrup-primed Phenolic Mist Second Run Malt, the ones with the IBU of at least 12 units. Yes, we are discerning, and you are correct to be impressed.
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Alright guys, last call for the double-reverse-nitro east germany red-scare IPA, any takers?
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>>7291871
>>7291861
>>7291852
>>7291842
>>7291836
>>7291823
>>7291816
>>7291810

senpai

what
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One wort-chilled Reinheitsgebot Excess Overturned Mead, shaken just a bit to excite the particulates.
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Boy, I sure am pooped from biking on my 1972 bright yellow Schwinn all the way from Brooklyn Heights. I'd give my best mustache wax for a First Call IPA Single Block Red Fallow Haybale Hop served in a Burger King promotional Space Jam collectible glass with a crazy straw. Any place I can store my straw hat while I'm waiting?
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I'd be interested in purchasing an exceptional beverage from your fine establishment, namely a Baltic Seaweed Oatprotein Kahlua Irish Chocolate Black IPA, aka Herring's Drop Brown Porter by Malmö's Intersectional Feminist Brewing. With a lemon twist.
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Bud light.

Ironically.
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>>7291778
Smoked gouda stoutracha, 22oz please.
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This is unironically probably one of the worst threads I have ever seen

Congrats
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>>7292071
say that to my face and not online motherfucker
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>>7291778
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>>7292071
Contributed, but won't deny it.
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> tell the bartender ill take a 1/10
> so you want an undertale?
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>>7293181
that's not funny
it wasn't even funny before you typed it down and you know this
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Detroit Disco. The beer that will live for a thousand ye-----
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>>7291778
Hey that's the main guy at Dangerous Man in minneapolis. They actually make great beer.
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>>7291778
i wish i knew where the fuck people like the guy in OP's pic came from. none of the people i went to school with ever grew up to look like that. like, stocky with full beards and hairy arms. bear-types. where the fuck did these people come from? why don't i actually know any of the personally? what are they doing pissing away their lives as a glorified waiter?
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>>7294264
You wanna bag yourself a bear? I can tell you where they come from. You will know them quite well afterwards
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penis
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>>7294264
I'd look similar to that if I grew a rich beard, but like most of civilisation I prefer the convenience of being clean shaved.
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Reddit
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Well, if you don't have the Boy Retro for the Dying I guess I'll have a Welsh Prince's Dangerous Shugborough Primer.
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>>7294264
literally the only difference setting that guy and the average joe apart is the hipster beard
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oregonfag reporting in

this thread cut deep man, i nearly forgot to rewax my mustache on the top of the hour

i need you guys to back off on the hurtful satire
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