Beer Names

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I'll take that limited release, bourbon barrel aged double oatmeal milk stout from big mountain, barkeep.

I'll take a Doritos infused mountain drop

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yeah, one of those wet, first wort, hop-backed harvest quad Imperial Pale Lagers (IPL).

>>7291778
noniggers extra hop bottle conditioned ciscider

one malty Wolf's Eye Special Reserve Sour Light Body, if you please.

I'll take a squatting lemur hop black label
On tap

The lady will have the Green River Barleywine Winsomely Considered Ale.

Haybale Goat Fuck Liber-ty beer

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This is disturbing...

One Kosovo Brown Eye please

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I think ill go for the Limited Edition Damascus Brownskin Fiery Hijab Porter.

Summer's Lawn Saurkraut Cask-Cured Unflitered and a Bleu Maltose Pub Yeast Single Fault. Correct temperatures, please.

One Captain Jack Messmate Suprise pleasu

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Hey barkeep, do you have any more of the dark emerald seinfeld double negative hops barleycunt christmas ale?


>this thread

Barperson, set me up with a Top-Fermented Mash Sparge Lager First Season.

Hey, can I keep the cap for my collection?

>>7291835
jesus christ

>>>/pol/

I'll have a double shot of freeze-aged 1872 white dragon marsala please.

one of those yellow rice packets, Heinz ketchup ..malted mothballs brewed with Jew-smegma yeast... ale filtered though transient sock.

Hey, gimme a Mos Eisley dry-hopped Sugar Milk Millennial Mead, if you please.

>>7291839
Fucking kill yourself.

We want a round of Radar Valley Corn Meal & Seaweed Fine Ales, decanted into mason jars.

Could I get a Mengele and Rommel German Lager barkeep?

Publican, bring us your finest syrup-primed Phenolic Mist Second Run Malt, the ones with the IBU of at least 12 units. Yes, we are discerning, and you are correct to be impressed.

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Alright guys, last call for the double-reverse-nitro east germany red-scare IPA, any takers?

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senpai

what

One wort-chilled Reinheitsgebot Excess Overturned Mead, shaken just a bit to excite the particulates.

Boy, I sure am pooped from biking on my 1972 bright yellow Schwinn all the way from Brooklyn Heights. I'd give my best mustache wax for a First Call IPA Single Block Red Fallow Haybale Hop served in a Burger King promotional Space Jam collectible glass with a crazy straw. Any place I can store my straw hat while I'm waiting?

I'd be interested in purchasing an exceptional beverage from your fine establishment, namely a Baltic Seaweed Oatprotein Kahlua Irish Chocolate Black IPA, aka Herring's Drop Brown Porter by Malmö's Intersectional Feminist Brewing. With a lemon twist.

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Bud light.

Ironically.

>>7291778
Smoked gouda stoutracha, 22oz please.

This is unironically probably one of the worst threads I have ever seen

Congrats

>>7292071
say that to my face and not online motherfucker

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>>7292071
Contributed, but won't deny it.

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> tell the bartender ill take a 1/10
> so you want an undertale?

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>>7293181
that's not funny
it wasn't even funny before you typed it down and you know this

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Detroit Disco. The beer that will live for a thousand ye-----

>>7291778
Hey that's the main guy at Dangerous Man in minneapolis. They actually make great beer.

>>7291778
i wish i knew where the fuck people like the guy in OP's pic came from. none of the people i went to school with ever grew up to look like that. like, stocky with full beards and hairy arms. bear-types. where the fuck did these people come from? why don't i actually know any of the personally? what are they doing pissing away their lives as a glorified waiter?

>>7294264
You wanna bag yourself a bear? I can tell you where they come from. You will know them quite well afterwards

penis

>>7294264
I'd look similar to that if I grew a rich beard, but like most of civilisation I prefer the convenience of being clean shaved.

Reddit

Well, if you don't have the Boy Retro for the Dying I guess I'll have a Welsh Prince's Dangerous Shugborough Primer.

>>7294264
literally the only difference setting that guy and the average joe apart is the hipster beard

oregonfag reporting in

this thread cut deep man, i nearly forgot to rewax my mustache on the top of the hour

i need you guys to back off on the hurtful satire