ITT: we make up beer names.
I'll go first:
I think I'd like a double-misgendered white elephant reverse seared hopsy IPA, bartender.
>and if you dont like it you shouldnt drink at this bar
I'll take that limited release, bourbon barrel aged double oatmeal milk stout from big mountain, barkeep.
yeah, one of those wet, first wort, hop-backed harvest quad Imperial Pale Lagers (IPL).
I think ill go for the Limited Edition Damascus Brownskin Fiery Hijab Porter.
Hey barkeep, do you have any more of the dark emerald seinfeld double negative hops barleycunt christmas ale?
Alright guys, last call for the double-reverse-nitro east germany red-scare IPA, any takers?
Boy, I sure am pooped from biking on my 1972 bright yellow Schwinn all the way from Brooklyn Heights. I'd give my best mustache wax for a First Call IPA Single Block Red Fallow Haybale Hop served in a Burger King promotional Space Jam collectible glass with a crazy straw. Any place I can store my straw hat while I'm waiting?
I'd be interested in purchasing an exceptional beverage from your fine establishment, namely a Baltic Seaweed Oatprotein Kahlua Irish Chocolate Black IPA, aka Herring's Drop Brown Porter by Malmö's Intersectional Feminist Brewing. With a lemon twist.
> tell the bartender ill take a 1/10
> so you want an undertale?
that's not funny
it wasn't even funny before you typed it down and you know this
i wish i knew where the fuck people like the guy in OP's pic came from. none of the people i went to school with ever grew up to look like that. like, stocky with full beards and hairy arms. bear-types. where the fuck did these people come from? why don't i actually know any of the personally? what are they doing pissing away their lives as a glorified waiter?