Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>726706677
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>726718026
>Waifu claiming thread.
Is "Waifu claiming thread" Japanese for "Utter Shit Thread"?
>>726717845
A bit.
How would you like me to see it?
>>726717917
Oh, I wouldn't say I know anything about that.
Yes you would, Skeletor!
>>726717518
>tfw no alice-claimer to bake cookies for...
>sigh
>>726717536
Tits~
>>726717552
Grab me something too. Who is Akin? Your waifu?
>>726717637
Ikusaba was best girl, dammit!
>>726718026
Thank for making the thread, anon~
>>726715051
Sorry I hopped in the shower, but yeah it is xxsteffensxx
>>726718249
Weren't you just telling me not to eat cookies though?
>oatmeal raisin cookies a best
>A BEST
You're welcome
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
>>726718236
Only a bit?
Mm, I'm happy for you to see it however you do.
>>726717917
I'm saying nothing.
It's super relevant.
>>726718451
>saying nothing
Come on now
It's also a fact that Makoto is a smug mother fucker, but he's not accepting that
>>726718405
Funny, I was just listening to some of their songs.
>>726718537
I mean, we're talking at the moment and I don't hear no smugness.
I'm not sure that is a fact, got anything to back it up?
カラミチーマス
Claim
>>726717832
It's not my fault, i'm watching a movie
>>726718249
But Junko is so kind~
>>726718451
A bit!
At the least, I don't see it as a bad thing!
>>726718684
Hi :o
>>726718174
Hello:
>>726718179
Ohayo:
>>726718249
>>726718270
Did you leave us you cute little thing?
>>726718654
That's because you've been steeped in the smug. You no longer notice it, hope is lost for you
Plenty
>>726713906
>>726715064
>>726715806
>>726716741
>>726717282
>>726718083
It's Japanese for 昨日、お前の母ちゃんとやっちゃったぞ
>>726718827
Hio Yui, how are you today?
>>726718750
Mm, I'm glad. Even if I know you'd say that regardless of what I look like.
>>726718878
Nah it's probably just that I'm secretly an even smugger cunt.
>>726718878
>>726718654
The second one is a misclick
>>726718984
CEASE THE SMUG AS ONCE
>>726719051
>AS
>>726718981
I'm pretty good, stoked it's Friday.
Have work tonight though, so I guess I have that
>>726718827
Hi
>>726719244
>>726718984
Shouldn't you two be asleep
>>726718249
No, no. Akin, meaning of similar nature. The person that posts 2B? Don't they say that it's an avatar as well?
I don't have a waifu, that would imply I can show any level of dedication to one thing outside of Dota2.
I guess, in that sense my waifu is Broodmother.
>>726719393
Quit my night shift, so I'm readjusting to a day schedule.
>>726719051
What if I don't want to?
>>726719244
Fucking faggot
>>726719393
Surprisingly, no.
claimed best girl
>>726719348
Do you work at the banquet hall still?
>>726719532
>>726719539
Just sleep then
based crab
Claiming best girl
>>726719542
put some clothes on -_-
>>726719539
Nou!
>>726719613
Why would I sleep if I'm readjusting to a day schedule?
>>726719654
> way too thick
looks like shrek's ear wax
but this claim, show some scissors
>>726719370
:o
>>726719568
Yup. :O
>>726718827
where is Bradley? :o
>>726720061
Likely lurking :o
a cat is fine too
>>726719945
o:
claimed
>>726720854
:o
Shiro claimed.
Looking comfy as usual at this hour.
ded thread
>>726721066
o:
Hello everyone!
>>726721548
Ai need a Shiro
I'm holding out for a Shiro 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
>>726719663
fight me, xD
>>726718270
Why so many xXx? are you goth?
>>726718375
>tfw alice-claimer and i love the same cookies
my heart! hn!
>>726718693
How is she kind? I'm still surprised Ikusaba got killed so easily...
>>726718839
Yes, I have to hide my screen whenever my coworkers walk by.
>>726719467
You must post her, outsider~
>>726721858
>>726721858
come to Arizona -_-
>>726721836
>He
Nigga u wot? Cash me ousside.
>>726721881
They're the superior cookie
>>726721881
I don't think this is a face you want to see regularly on these threads.
>>726722142
Cute smile.
>>726719868
This better?
>>726722414
much better
https://youtu.be/cRSVtuU4rkw
>>726722271
She's my bae, but I won't post her here.
>>726722142
there's worse waifus :o
>>726722768
You just want to keep her all for yourself, I get it...
>>726722142
Broodmother was my favourite in DotA1
Here
>>726721836
Something about needing to remind you about GW2
>>726722875
She's not a waifu... I don't know what words to use to explain.
>>726722886
No one understands her like I do.
>>726723108
She's such a boss hero right now. A steady stream of buffs because idiots don't know how to play her, so her winrate stays at <40%
>>726723217
I think there was a lot less toxicity in dota than there is in modern mobas and because of that:
>
A 15 year old girl just popped into my room while I was messing with my guns.
Turns out she's my little brother's friend and not some succubus sent to fuck me to death, but I would take it either way.
It's just so strange suddenly heading out and seeing them chilling out on the furniture together. You always think of a little brother as a gay ass faggot who will never make it with girls.
>>726721881
Surprised? She obviously didn't expect her twin sister, the only person she trusted to betray her?
>>726723405
Well, I never played All Stars, so I'm completely talking out of my ass here, but I'm sure that the lack of a prominent competitive scene, as well as constant changes to heroes made it so there wasn't really a "right build" to go with, which leads to less people being toxic about that.
Now, people watch streams and pro games, see what should be done in specific situations, then gripe in pubs when their support didn't go the exact same build someone else did in a pro game.
>>726723585
I don't think that about my brothers.
hello hello again!
>>726723890
kiss yourself
>>726723585
While you were out some interesting things happened.
How is everyone's afternoon?
>>726723645
That might be it, but it might also be that I remember wrong and there actually was shitloads of salt.
>>726723890
Hi love anon. How are you?
>>726724032
I will indeed <3 <3 <3
>>726723585
good job lil bro! good for him <3 is she nice?
>>726724179
hello hello miss Yuuki! I'm well, how are you today?
>>726723890
Kill Yourself
>>726724179
Bored. I want someone to run around with me in GW2.
>>726724281
Watch. Anime.
>>726724385
I'll do it in an hour. Haven't played it this week though. Or we could play war thunder?
>>726723856
You must have cool brothers
>>726724111
I'm sitting ten feet away in my room and it's been really quiet for the last 20 minutes
They're laying down on the bed if that helps your imagination. She does claim she's a lesbian
>>726724281
She's hot, I really thought for a moment she was something not natural considering she just popped into my room without a sound
>>726724277
I'm good! my doctor gave me an extra three months of medication samples since I've been having issues with my insurance and pharmacy's pricing, so it's a great day <3
how are you?
>>726724385
affirmative! I'll make some cocoa and have a scone as well <3
>>726724477
w o w good job lil bro then!
>>726724477
No I just don't think they are gay ass faggots is all.
>>726724466
I haven't played war thunder. Doesn't seem that interesting tbh. Do you have heart of thorns?
>>726724210
That could also be it. All I know is that MOBAs are conducive of salt and trash talk, and all I can do is participate in as little of that side as possible.
>>726724477
Not the Loli in your room.
The girl left the area while you were gone so I became me again. Did some random shit and they were joking around how I was a some ninja for being able to do what I do. Later they asked me to do a wall run, so I did. The bad thin was after I landed, the girl unexpectedly came back, and I landed two inches away from her, my foot almost landing on her knee.
I wanted to die because I didn't know what to do.
The more unfortunate thing is I'm out of class early. So is she.
>>726724564
This allergy stuff is crazy. Are you allergic to foods too? I haven't got out of bed.
I am the night
humans are worthless creatures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA
>>726724281
Can't complain, woke up a few hours ago and just chilling! Pretty hungry though, need food ;_;
>>726724385
Guild Wars 2? I used to play that a few years back
>>726724891
Before heart of thorns expansion? It has changed quite a bit after that.
>>726724730
ah! that one isn't allergy. that one is a non-stimulant ADHD medication! it should only be a couple hundred for 90 days of pills, but the pharmacy lists it as costing 1400!
>>726724891
I have scones! come get some!
>>726724890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI
>>726724705
Laugh it off?
Maybe stop wall running. Idk. I'm not sure I can help you with what you really need. I wasn't even really much good with the loli. Went ok because I had stuff to talk about (guns).
>>726725015
I don't remember really, I think it was before then.
>>726725016
Imma go make me a sandwich!
>takes scone
>>726724628
Nope, still below lvl 40. War thunder is tons of fun though. There is something for everyone there, whether you'll be a bomber, fighter, heavy tank or even an AA.
>>726725016
That sounds like a lot. I had to take something like that back in 4th and 5th grade but stopped after that,
>>726725130
At least she seemed amused.
>>726725224
make a good one <3
>>726725229
it's tolerable! without it I can't focus on audible noises very well, so it helps make my life a little more survivable!
>>726725465
That's good because lots of things seem to try and kill you.
>sorry I have to hide my screen from my coworkers, I miss being a neet
>>726722124
When I was little my dad used to buy them for me and I would hold up into the air like if was gold or something
>>726722142
if you love her then it's okay!
>>726723115
There
>>726723585
Make sure you get him some condoms later.
>>726723624
I really Junko now ><
>>726724179
Steady
>>726725799
I didn't get to eat them very often. We usually got the ones that were near expiry because they were cheaper
Still tasty though, if a bit hard. I have seen the light of fresh baked oatmeal raisin cookies since then
>>726725799
Hi sono
>>726725224
At some point Lion's Arch exploded and it was in ruins for a while. Now it's changed completely and doesn't look nowhere near as cool as it used to.
>>726725226
Still ehh, not too interested in those types of games and don't really want to start playing a new online game either.
>>726726028
Scarlet was a bitch
>>726726106
I completely missed the part where they attacked LA ;_;
>>726725799
You should find a job with a cubicle, it's fantastic.
Dual monitors, and a cubicle with no sys admin. It would only be better if I had a decent computer.
I wouldn't go so far as to say I love her... I just have a very healthy (not healthy at all) appreciation for that hero...
Nothing is more cute than this ~<3
>>726726186
It wasn't that fun
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>726725799
You really what? Love her? I'm sure Mukuro must've been glad to feel that despair~
>>726726028
Shame, want to play the black watchmen with me then? It looks cool but I'm not smart enough to play it alone
That conversation could've been better.
>>726726316
Shinoa poster claimed
https://youtu.be/r7gmVWgEpRc
>>726726206
58% winrate with a shit-tier hero like brood? Good on you anon, you seem like a good player then.
>>726724890
I saw someone cumming blood once after extreme cbt.
Was such a horrible sight, but the kind there you can't look away.
>>726726394
Another shinoa is claimed in here?
>>726725916
A-alice why is your past so sad...
>>726725999
Hey Trip~
>>726726206
My job is mostly outdoors...
Anyway if you love her we won't judge you unless she's a dog.
>>726726284
How old is she even?
>>726726330
I hate her!
>>726726383
Grew some balls, pussy?
>>726726702
It's not though
>>726726514
Not for nothing, but I know that hero front and back. 1500+ games with her will do that.
Now, if only more people knew how to split push with an advantage...
>>726726650
I think they're literally claiming you
>>726726650
Huh? No you are claimed as my waifu
>>726725690
they won't win <3 I'll keep fighting forever!
>>726725799
miss Sono miss Sono, make mister Duke happy <3
>>726725916
come over! I'll bake some cookies and muffins for you <3
>>726726702
Oh, well that's no good.
I'll just stick to posting Tomoki. He's not bad after all.
>>726726770
>>726726775
Oh shit lmao. Gotta roll trips m8 :^)
>>726725465
It's pretty good! Ham and cheese with mustard
>>726725799
That's good! Same here mostly
>>726726028
Huh, I may have to reinstall the game and check it out
>>726726316
Smuggaroni
>>726726454
Hi. >>726726702
How are you?>>726726806
Good it would be silly to die from that stuff
>>726726806
That involves going out and seeing another person. Two things I don't do unless necessary
>>726726702
She is enouth olded.
>>726726877
Thats not in the rules nor has it ever been
>>726726702
Post puctures proving you're passable.
https://youtu.be/V8fwWZD159k
>>726727013
O rly?
>>726727107
Yes, i need trips to steal shinoa from you. I dont want to do that
>>726727202
20 off
>>726726702
Yes.
I talked a bit too fast because I was nervous, but basically I apologized about what happened and asked if she was skipping.
Thing was she didn't know it was me who almost stepped on her.
>>726726914
I'll wear sunglasses and a hat, and we can talk on here instead of in person if it helps <3
>>726727383
That wouldn't help. I'll still know I'm out and you're a person
https://youtu.be/p3bkmD-70e4
>>726726739
I want to hold you in my arms and make your future bright...
>>726726806
Who the fuck is Duke?
>>726726855
Oh are you gay? That would be understandable too.
>>726726880
You're keeping busy~?
>>726726882
Forget about me, how are you? How'd you sleep?
>>726727009
I swear waifus are getting younger everyday!
>>726727068
I'm at work now lol
>>726727102
Hi Chen~
>>726727262
And what did you say after she asked that question? The goth chick, right? Goth chicks love Azns because anime and math.
>>726727489
Well do it eventually. Where do you live/work?
>>726727489
Duke is a bad person
>>726727336
syndra is a star guardian? :o
>>726727202
It's da rules tho
>>726727489
Not gay, bisexual.
Like it matters, though. I've been single for a decade now.
>>726727262
Doesn't sound too bad, is this the first time you've spoken to her?
>>726727547
Stalker~
>>726727558
I like bad guys~
Who names their son Duke? lmao
>>726727489
Trying to, I'm working on some homework right now (or, trying to. I get distracted easily)
>>726727489
No. how are you? I slept on my side so my arm hurts and I still feel tired.
>>726727771
You shouldn't like this one. Trust me
It's not his real name
>>726727469
I'll sneak in and bake in the night while you're not looking! you'll wake up to the smell of happiness <3
>>726727489
"Duke of Autism !AliceQTEuo"!
>>726727946
That would make me even more uncomfortable
>>726726330
Black Watchmen, what's that? Never heard.
>>726726880
Yeah, install and check it out.
>>726726702
>How old is she even?
She is 76 years old.
>>726727622
No. Why do you think that she is?
>>726728051
Kek
>>726728055
there was a leak with upcoming skins, one of them was star guardian syndra
not sure how legit it is but it seems cool :o
>>726728049
If I had more free time, I totally would. School is kind of kicking my ass this semester though
>>726727760
Why do you choose to be single? I've been single for 7 years and I love it.
>>726727787
You should close the 4chan webpage!
>>726727878
Oh my... what's his real name?
And what's so bad about him?
>>726727946
What's that?
>>726728051
Bull shit
>>726728415
He doesn't post his real name here
I can't say
>>726728415
But I want to talk to you lovely people!
>>726728415
It didn't start as a choice.
In recent years, when I tried getting back into relationships, I've realized that I'm not compatible with that idea. I don't have the patience or willingness to put someone else's needs before mine. I expect too much of people as well, from what I've been told. I don't see it that way, but I guess things that I feel should be common sense aren't that commonly found.
>>726727995
oh ;~;
>>726728415
this is mister Duke! >>726728472
>>726727489
She didn't know it was me who was wall running and surprisingly she did have perfect attendance
>>726727766
Yes.
>>726728784
>common sense aren't that commonly found
Why do we even call it common sense?
Uncommon sense would be a more appropriate word.
>>726728905
Then this is a pretty huge step, don't be too hard on yourself.
You finally did something you've been talking about for a long time.
>>726728049
It's kind of like a puzzle game, you play as an agent and have to solve all kinds of secret cases by analysing photo's, decrypting all kinds of stuff and shit like that. It's way more difficult than you might think... That is why I don't want to do it alone. TLDR: A game about digging through illuminati shit.
>>726726702
You...hate... her? But why? She killed thousands of people including her own sister to allow them to experience despair~ But... each his own opnion I guess, I'm sure your waifu killed someone as well
>>726729114
Your guess is as good as mine.
>>726729133
>digging through illuminati shit.
Sounds interesting, 75% off too...
I wouldn't mind giving it a go, no guarantees on how useful I will be, but I do enjoy puzzles.
>>726727771
i meant generally not like your exact address
>unless you like stalkers
>>726729551
Why not try the demo first then?
This place is dull and boring.
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
>home
>>726729782
Oh, didn't realize it had a demo. I'll give it a go.
>>726729976
Welcome back
>>726729976
Okaeri
>>726729868
hello miss Chen how are you today <3
>>726729976
hello hello welcome home! how was your day?
>>726730050
Yeah, the demo convinced me. You get to do a simple tutorial and right a challenging first mission. If you want you can add me on steam: Phinal
If your waifu is a boat, you may want to reconsider your life choices
do you guys ever stop claiming?
>>726730822
If your waifu is a bottle of sake..
We might become great friends
>>726730050
>>726730060
tadaima ° -° /
>>726730319
Fine day, I would say. I got my hands on a new 1.5L and some 12 years El Dorado
>>726730050
Thanks! :D
not too hung over today?
Also I'm currently installing GW2
>>726731063
Hai Ayaya
>>726731347
Felt just fine when I woke up, I think it's beer that makes me die.
What about you?
>its getting harder and harder to post with so many people around me!
>>726728472
Are you Duke?
>>726728494
We're all sad!
Run!
>>726727849
>>726728587
I could have sworn I responded to you. How does your arm feel now?
>>726728784
If you want a smart gf then date someone older than you~
>>726728893
Ehh... weird.
How do I make Alice happy?
>>726728905
That means she's doing good in school. Nigger talk to her, put a ring on it!
>>726729133
My waifu kills every episode but she didn't kill the best character off like yours did!
>>726729586
I don't really like stalkers..
>>726729868
How are you, Chen? ^^
>>726730822
Is my waifu a BOAT?
>>726731347
Hello Holo
>>726731531
Still hurts but a little better from the shower. How are you doing?
>>726730984
At a certain point you get to where I am at where you have been posting the same avatar for well over 5 years and people don't even attempt to claim them
>>726731019
Nadeko likes to drink and is cute lewd . I can agree with all of those things
>>726731531
If BOAT = best of all time
>>726731531
That's what some people call me, yes
>>726731531
Ok good i dont like stalking
>>726731655
They don't claim them because they a shit.
>>726731347
that's good! you gonna play any piano today?
>>726731531
I don't know! love them <3