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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>726689645 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>726689645

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS8LvHT_zcQ
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Claiming best girl
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>>726706654
Doesnt make it any less true. Dont say things that aren't real anon
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i love you all! <3
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>>726706783
Liar
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>>726706783
Did you finish that anime yet?
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>>726706853
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Hey guys, what's up?
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>>726706772
but I'm not for lewd <3
>>726706813
I disagree but okay!
>>726706866
no ;~; I had a doctor's appointment yesterday and another today, I haven't had the time to watch any
I'll watch another in a few minutes if that's okay!
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>>726707043
That's a lot of doctor's appointments.. You ok?
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>>726707043
Doesnt change the fact that you dont love me
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>>726706783
Kill Yourself
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Claim

>>726706018
No -_-
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>>726707266
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>>726707266
nothing to worry about!
>>726707277
I do just not in a sexual way <3
>>726707304
that's another day I won't! thank you, mister hate <3
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>>726707504
Thats just like anon not love
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>>726707504
>>726707329
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>>726707458
Kek. I knew someone would draw something like that.

>>726707504
You going to die, Anon? Have mental breakdown? Get leg amputated?
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>>726707624
It's really cute.
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I love Kumiko!

today's piano improv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cckCiDrif1
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>>726707603
that's just lust, then!
>>726707620
ah! that's two days I won't kill myself, then!
>>726707624
just medication to keep me from doing what mister Hate wants of me <3
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賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!

>>726707504
If you're going to die I'll sit down and write a piece for you anon
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>>726707775
Love makes you lust yes.
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>>726707813
Not sure if that's encouragement or not.
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カラミチーマス
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>>726707775
I need those from a doctor too. I never bothered since stopping though
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>>726707734
There's some uncanny valley thing going on with her thighs. Not sure if cute or not..
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>>726707761
oh boy oh boy today just got a bajillion times better <3
>>726707813
we're all going to die someday miss Holo <3 that would be a lot of songs to write!
>>726707843
I don't lust for my dad or cat though! does that mean I don't love them?
>>726707946
please take care of yourself mister Duke ;~; I like having you around
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>>726708142
Taking care of myself is pointless. I'm gonna die eventually anyway, so might as well so other things
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>>726708262
you're right, we're all gonna die since life expectancy isn't going up at a rate of one year per year yet!
but I like you, and I'm sure others do as well, and we want your life to be well!
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>>726708490
I won't be killing myself any time soon anyway. I keep promises I make to people
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>>726707870
Saya!
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>>726706783
Hi love anon

>>726708701
Oh boy, here we go again!
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>>726708142
Unless you're old already, it would mean you've lived a short life. Witnessing a character end shortly evokes something in me. You just might have been such character.

>>726707761
hmmmmmmmm much different in vibe. Sounds much brighter. I like the harmony I hear in this impov's chord progression especially. But in the other hand I also like the darkness of your first few improv. This being said, dropping the left hand arpeggio did sound much better on your top quality microphone.

>>726707870
Hello Sayaya-san
It was not encouragement. It was simply me being sperg
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>>726707974
Che confusione!
Saya perché ti amo
e un'emozione
che cresce piano piano
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>>726708701
Hmm?

>>726708785
How's you?

>>726708833
Wha-?
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>>726708780
It's the, Ai of the Taiga it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of a phinal
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>>726708611
miss Sono would be sad, and miss Jill, and probably some other people from the shrine and these threads, and your family would be sad! don't make us sad please <3
>>726708780
hello hello <3 how are you today?
>>726708785
but a lot of young people die ;~; they deserve songs too!
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>>726708921
Is it pronounced ay or i?
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>>726707377
To moyo, un soldo
to moyo, in aya
to moyo se viene testa
vuol dire che basta:
lasciamoci.
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>>726709041
I'm good, what about yourself?

>>726709047
Pretty sure it's actually pronounced Ayy
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>>726708864
You're going to get hurt get down from there right now!
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>>726708142
You are fond of them you care about them that is family love a different brand of love if you will
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>>726709041
Where is Sono? Last I heard she left with some merchant...
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>>726709041
I'll probably be long gone from here before I ever do anyway.
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>>726709326
You come up here too, I won't let you fall.
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>>726709047
given pronunciation norms, I would assume ah-ee!
>>726709228
I'm doing okay <3 I have that poster!
>>726709395
I'm fond of and care about everyone!
>>726709402
I don't know ;~; I saw her yesterday briefly, but that's about it
>>726709501
as long as you look on the positive side of life for now <3
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>>726709047
I have never heard the name being pronounced in English
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>>726709402
The kike relinquished her, thankfully
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>>726709554
I rarely do
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>>726709137
What
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>>726709594
How many shekels did that run her?
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>>726709528
Th-Thanks. But is it scary?
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>>726708864
Just some lyrics Saya
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>>726709622
can we help you look at life in a better light?
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>>726709041
But I'm not feeling involved with these people. Never interacted or even seen them while they were alive. I haven't witnessed any of them die young, only seen them after death. /Rekt/ threads don't evoke anything in me.

>>726708864
warm and cozy in my bath while eating noodles
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>>726709643
Expand your musical horizon
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>>726709755
Not really, no
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>>726709681
Depends how you feel about heights. The view is great though.

>>726709842
You're eating noodles in bath?
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Claim
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>>726709924
I like eating and drinking in my bath
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>>726709842
well, someone interacted with them and loved them! they deserve songs too, who's gonna write them ;~;
>>726709918
I'm here for you <3 get in touch if I can ever do anything, you should never feel like you need to go through this alone
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>>726710088
It's better for others if I do, thus I do as I have always done
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>>726709924
I-I want to see... I won't be scared with you
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won't someone h-hold me?
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>>726710154
we're all here, honey <3
>>726710409
<3 <3 <3
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>>726710084
Your whole apartment is like one room soo
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>>726709872
I don't speak whatever language that is though
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>>726710474
Not what I meant. But okay, lots are here for me, and you
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>>726710409
Because you're sticky.
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I can't move my arms, I need noms noms
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Claimed
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>>726710689
miss Sono please cheer up mister Duke!
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>>726710497
How..
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>>726710689
Aww sweet heart, let me help you. Open wide!
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>>726710689
That might prove difficult
I should eat when I get home. Maybe
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>>726710559
So what, italian still sounds nice
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>>726710751
Que seras, seras
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que seras, seras
What will be, will be
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>>726710819
>Alice (937)
How many pictures do you have?!
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I need to head out, please continue to love one another while I'm gone!
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>>726711023
http://hiddenlol.com/lol/129419 I prefer this song man
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>>726710353
You need to take the first step.

>>726710084
Jelly. I don't have a bath. QQ
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Claimed~
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>>726706733
Great song.
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Oh for fucks sake.

That girl who I mentioned some time before is now sitting about three feet away from me, and I don't want to look.
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>>726710760
Who the fuck is mister Duke?

>>726710815
>opens
:O

>>726710819
Alice_Bunny <3
You young and you eat for a healthy brain.
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>>726711075
Have fun Love-chan~

>>726711606
How do you pay to get her hair styled once a week?

>>726711310
Do you hate me..?
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>>726711871
Ask her what she's doing.
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>>726711871
The goth chick? Make a move! Omg! Ask her for a pencil! Ask her for help!
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>>726706760
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>>726712001
Hate? Why?
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Claimed
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>>726712001
Well, she is the ultimate despair. It's just just so despairing for me. But it's definately worth it~
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>>726711871
DO IT REM

DO IT FOR ME

I have to go now but I'll be back

>Misaki Claimed
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>>726711047
Many
>>726711895
I'm not that young that it's much of a concern. I don't eat lunch most days
Duke is someone that shouldn't be talked to
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>>726712164
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>>726712136
I thought that was you on your phone or something
>>726712206
:o
>>726711759
really nice band, my friend likes them a lot and got me into their albums
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>>726712537
Wild Taiga spotted!
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free block :sunglasses:
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>>726712628
It's pretty shitty, too slow, and no looping, fixed that now though.
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>>726712568
All of their records are at the very least solid. I don't particularly love Lullabies, but it still has a few good songs, like Someone's in the Wolf.
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>>726712007
>>726712086
>>726712379
By the time I read those she was gone, so I was being me. Some people asked me to wall run so I did, when I landed she was literally inches from me, basically I almost stepped on her.

I couldn't even get a sorry out of myself

Kill me
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>>726713212
wall run?????
>>726713137
which one is your favorite?

mine is Songs for the Deaf, but my favorite song of theirs is the closing track on the self-titled
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>>726712746
taiga a best!
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>>726712322
Whew this is why I'm glad I'm single. A perm that big would be... at least... $950 a week. A WEEK

>>726712381
You must be really skinny if you don't eat lunch...

>>726713212
>mfw
You can't be serious lmao!
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>>726713616
I'm not skinny. I'm overweight
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>>726713367
Rated R or Like Clockwork, as for a song, In the Fade, or I Appear Missing.
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>>726713737
>pets the alice

How is that possible? You have to walk more.
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>>726713802
I'm always overweight. It's a curse
>I walk lots
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>>726713906
I don't though
What's that grin about you little bastard!
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>>726713996
Ohhhh nothing, no grin here.
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>>726714063
You smug fuck
>REEEEEEEEEE
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>>726713881
You may have to go on a gluten free diet if you really want to lose weight. I didn't eat gluten for a month and lost 10 pounds. Also cut down the sugar. Your brain will steal sugar from your fat after 24hrs and you'll lose a half pound a day. Your brain will go crazy and beg you to eat cookies and stuff, you have to be strong and resist.
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>>726714135
I've been told I shouldn't lose weight though
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>>726714249
Who told you that?
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>>726710887
I thought it was spanish or something tbh
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>>726714371
Lots of people from here. What do you think
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>>726714442
Oups
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>>726713367
Run and use momentum and friction to bounce off walls

>>726713616
I really wish I wasn't
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>>726714371
You are so fucking cute :3
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>>726714484
are you a ninja? :o
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Almost time for lunch.
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>>726714442
>>726714475
Only listen to me from now on~

>>726714484
Just force it out "G-gomennasai!!!"
It's not hard, omfg, I want to bully you!

>>726714551
Its probably the avatar but I am attractive irl too.

>>726714640
Clean yourself up.

>>726714753
What are we having?
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>>726714814
are you a cute gril irl?
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>>726714814
Multitude of opinions matter. I only listen to myself in the end usually anyway
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>>726714906
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>>726714906
I would scream knowing what she is capable of.

>>726714914
I am. Do you have Snap?

>>726714921
You should smaller and healthier meals, love.
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Best waifu
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>>726714122
Why whoever here is smug?
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>>726714372
How could you :o listen to it right now!
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>>726715051
My meals are generally pretty healthy. I think it's mostly in my head anyway
>that's what Google says anyway
>>726715065
Oh, I wonder who that could be
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>>726714814
Probably Panda Express? Maybe Subway.
I really ought to start cooking more food, while I'm still in some sort of control of this weight gain
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>>726715064
You're wrong.

>>726715222
So checked~

H-how overweight are you?
>mfw i'm going to trim your fat and eat it

>>726715234
You should cook your own food~ It'll taste better.
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>>726714635
I'm Asian.

>>726714814
That would seem weird, because she's white
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>>726715491
I'm 150lb
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>>726715544
unless you're a midget, you're not overweight wtf
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>>726715527
Omg just talk to her

LMAO
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>>726715544
That's fat at all
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>>726715527
>I'm Asian.
>So it's normal for people to ask me to wallrun

you sound like someone people would look at as an obvious weeb/wannabe/chuunibyou you name it.
Is this the case?
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>>726715640
Yes I am :(
>>726715724
I think I am
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>>726715222
Most certainly isn't me.

>>726715544
I'm only 5 pounds lighter than you, shut your face string bean.
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>>726715777
that's cute :o

lucky post
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>>726715806
>string bean
kek'd
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>>726715665
Harder than it sounds

>>726715775
I'm Asian in the sense I embrace my culture.

So basically I train. A lot.
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>>726715491
I doubt that anything that I could cook would be better tasting that fast food. I mean, fast food is made with enough sugar and salt to be tasty enough to be basically addictive.
I doubt my cooking skills are on par with that.
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>>726715806
Yes, it's you

How do you not think you are too?
>>726715859
Why cute?

Second set of trips this thread :o
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>>726715868
>I embrace my culture.
> basically I train. A lot.
please..
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>>726715777
>777
Omg you're a on roll~

Well, if you want to lose weight then you should quit sugar and gluten.

>>726715868
My coworkers are looking at me for laughing so hard right now.
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>>726715099
Listen to what?
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>>726713616
So you aren't willing to do everything for you waifu?
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>>726715965
Since when?

BECAUSE I'M 6'3" AND CONSIDERED CLINICALLY UNDERWEIGHT YOU FUCKING LAMP POST!
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>>726715997
Ti amo!
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>>726715957
A-ah okay... You should learn to cook, young lady.
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>>726716011
Yeah but she'll have to wait until I get a better paying job.

>tfw my waifu loves money more than herself
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>>726715041
11/10 peek. That's just too good.

>>726715051
Why? She's a nice girl. She doesn't mean any harm.
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>>726715991
It happens sometimes

I like gluten products :(
I don't get that much sugar. School is making it worse though because I basically run off of energy drinks
>>726716099
Since always, you smug little cunt!.

See, you're two inches taller than me. I'm not string bean
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>>726715968
What?

>>726715991
It's hard to talk to people. For me that is.
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>>726716219
But look at all the warm flesh around her...
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>>726716125
I know how to cook, I just don't cook stuff as tasty as fast food.
>Young lady
Is the female presence here really that high, or are you just saying that for the sake of saying it?
Or worse yet, do I give the impression of being a girl? I'm so confused.
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>>726716281
>>726715965
I thought you were like a cute little ball :o
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>>726716281
Alice...
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>>726716305
Wouldn't you want to be surrounded by warm flesh?
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>>726716305
What's wrong with some flesh? Doesn't make people particularly bad or evil.
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>>726716404
Those are misleading
>>726716418
What D:
>>
>>726716528
I could go on 50 of those and they'd all probably say the same, maybe you just think you are :o

what does your doctor say?
>>
>>726716622
I don't go to the doctor :o
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>>726716528
Get some more meat on yet bones ya skinny little shite.
>>
>>726716281
Me? Smug? Nonsense!

NOW LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING TWIG, IF YOU KEEP SAYING YOU'RE FAT, I'MA HAVE TO BRING OUT A CAN OF WHOOP ASS AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR SKINNY LITTLE THROAT!

>>726716404
>Tfw am considered underweight
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>>726716685
I really shouldn't post like I'm speaking in a dialect when I know autocorrect is going to rape it.
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>>726716685
Makoto is a liar. A LIAR
>a smug fucking liar
>>726716741
>all these lies
Accept your smugness

Wouldn't take much to beat me up
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>>726716685
Anya :O

>>726716219
Makes me wanna tease her
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>>726716196
>tfw my waifu loves despair more than anything
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>>726716741
>underweight
Am I just gonna have to fucking force stuff down your throat while I'm there?

>>726716826
You were the one that said your own fucking weight you bony little cunt. The fuck kind of person thinks they're fat at 150?

>>726716896
Heya.
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>>726716974
The kind who is, of course
>>
>waifu
You guys commit to one 2d girl while I continue having all of them as my fuck buddies and cuck you. Don't even try to convince me they are pure or some other bullshit because even 2d women like sex and put out.
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>>726717028
Dude I was fucking 160 at 5'8 and I still looked pretty fucking thin. Had a bit of meat on my bones, but not too much.
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>>726717154
160 was the largest I've ever been. I dropped it as fast as I could
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>>726716826
Now why would I do that?

I know it wouldn't! I could get a fan and blow a gentle breeze at you, and you'd float off like fucking paper, you fucking beanpole!

>>726716974
>Implying you didn't plan to do that anyways.

>>726717154
>>>/thicc/
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I need to go out in the wilderness, be back in an hour
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>>726717282
BECAUSE YOU'RE A SMUG LITTLE CUNT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No it wouldn't! I said that because I'm weak
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>>726716386
Usually a husbando means there's a girl behind the screen, you can't fool me. And women know how to cook~

>>726716438
Eh.. I'm pretty cold right now, and I don't really mind flesh or blood....

>>726716518
Yeah but she eats people and she's not even human anyway!

>>726716528
>hugs you
Stop making excuses!

>>726716903
Oh does Ikusaba love despair too?
>>
>>726717238
you should lay off the apples :o
>>
>>726717282
>>>>/thicc/
>>726717282
>>726717282
>>726717282
>>726717282

god i wish that was a real board
>>
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>>726717238
Why the fuck? That's a completely fine weight.

>>726717282
L-lewd...
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>>726717395
But they're good
>>726717438
But they're tasty
>>726717445
I didn't think so. SO I rectified the situation
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>>726717395
It's not a husbando, I'm an avatarfag. Akin to Ruski girl (assuming she's a she).
Also, I'm Mexican, and I've worked with food for years, so I have basic knowledge of cooking.
Anyway, gonna go grab some food now.
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>>726706677
What anime is your waifu from?
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>>726717395
Sadly Mukuro couldn't handle the despair....and got impaled by spears...
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>>726716103
I'll do it later
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>>726717376
I require proof of your claim.

>Implying
I could plug one of those usb fans in, and you'd go flying off, Broomstick.

>>726717441
I don't need it, I have a /thicc/ >gf

>>726717445
Just a bit.

>>726717508
That's cute, and I dunno why.
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>>726717672
Lazy fuck
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>>726717518
What you think is irrelevant, it's a healthy weight from a medical perspective, and anything much further below that is unhealthy.

>>726717703
Only a bit?

>calling me thicc
I mean if that's how you want to see it...
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>>726717610
Kantai Collection.
>>726717703
I don't need to prove it. You know it's true

NO I WOULDN'T REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>726717845
Anya, back me up. Tell him he's a smug fuck and to accept it

That's irrelevant
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claimed the best girl
>>
Hi
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>>726718026
>>726718026
>>726718026
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