Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus - Declared by Tats
>Discuss stuff
̶>̶K̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶R̶P̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶E̶R̶P̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶i̶m̶u̶m̶
> ̶P̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶-̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶i̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶
>Most important:L̶e̶w̶d̶s̶ Have fun!
>Gamindustri Best Console Claimed
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
Early
And
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>>722607938
even if he kills the nerve he hasn't killed the bacteria and its just a matter of time before an abscess forms inside of his jaw bone
>>722607992
the questions are very VERY personal, that's why i want to ask you in private, but i don't have a discord...
Best Girl Incoming
Claiming best girl
>>722607544 (Lewder)
That's actually one of the rare non-lewdy Shielder images. Really nice one too. Saved.
>>722607687
No problem. I'm pretty good. How about you?
>>722607869
That's alright, we could just snuggle and talk a bit until we do. So, how did you like it?
>>722607769 (mako)
You're right, she always forces you. Too bad I'm not a fucking loser girl like you.
>>722607788 (shieldo)
I do want to feel better, i'm in a lot of pain. I don't have salt, but I should clean out my waterbottle and drink more water...
>>722607873
I don't believe so. I'm awfully sick, but otherwise okay. How about yourself?
>>722608115
I also have a telegram if that's any better.
>>722608167
>IM-FUCKING-PLYING YOU'RE NOT
>>722608164
I've been down in the dumbs lately, it was nothing but frowns all around today
That is until you came into my picture! I can leave my troubles behind
>>722608086
Not that early. Don't complain Syndra~
still here
and
>>722608164
That would be good. I uh like it a lot. Thank you
>>722608115
Yeah, it still needs to be taken care of.
I had mine taken care of within 2 hours when my tooth started hurting. Lucky~
>>722608273
I'm glad i could make you feel a little better!
>>722608360
I'm glad you enjoyed it. You're very welcome.
>>722608424
I could use more of you next week~ It's gonna be hell and I no longer have the "friends" around for it
>>722608424
I may have to do something a bit later
The hallow is back
>>722608167
I'm just a little bit tired, but aside from that I'm fine.
>>722607912
Thank you?
>>722607999
What happened?
>>722608225
I'm more of a man than you or Anya will ever be, faggots~
>>722608361
Get your wisdom teeth removed? Good times~
>>722608725
Glad to hear! You new around these saucy parts?
Let's play a game of "How many rolls of toilet paper can I use for my nose in a week"
>>722608281
Still early.
>>722608723
Is this joke..?
>
>>722607975
The anatomy in this picture is pure fucking cringe
>>722608725
Foudn out not long ago some I come to known for a while are nothing but fake backstabbing hoes and tricks
Actions speak louder than words afterall
>Mfw at their backstabbing trechery
>>722608787
Nah, root canal treatment. It was either within 2h or in april.
>>722608787
>You
>Man
>With those babby gainz
You wish.
>>722608787
Yes and no, I've been active for about 2-3 weeks now. But before that I took a 3 month break from the threads.
>>722608909
I'm sure you'll find someone better.
>>722608820
?
>>722608616
Hopefully I'll be able to help then as well.
>>722608697
Oh my. It's a shame i can't stay awake to give you more to use, but hopefully that will be enough.
>>722609123
Its ok its plenty and thank you
i think im losing my mind...
>>722609123
Just be your beautiful self~
>>722608967
Sounds painful, get better soon!
>>722608997
>tfw can't workout right now due to illness
my life is eternal suffering, really.
>>722609411
I'll save you from yourself~
>>722609411
Whys that?
>>722608799
Whatever you say Ma'am.
>>722608893
I can't possibly find anything wrong. Maybe you should change your glasses, get a refund.
>>722609086
Hallow disappeared more than 6 months ago as far as I know.
>You'll probably remember me as Noire anyway
>>722609507
Rory-sama~
>>722609411
RIP
>>722609489
RIP Chuuni Babby. Don't worry, your waifu will save your laifu, I'm sure.
>>722609507
OHAYO!
>>722609411
Or have we all already lost our minds but your just now realizing it while tye rest of us live in ignorant bliss?
>>722609339
You're welcome. Ok i need to get to sleep now, enjoy the rest of your night.
>>722609428
Of course~. Alright i'm heading to sleep now, enjoy your night.
>>722609644
Sorry I don't, but yes i am in fact the original hallow
>>722609811
Thank you Hanako. Sleep well
>>722608909
Well, that fucking sucks. I'd be curious to hear more about this, but that's probably something you don't want to talk about.
>>722609411
Why? Don't lose your mind!
>>722609489
Well, it happened about a month ago, so it's all ok now.
>>722609811
So soon? Awwe ookay get your beauty sleep~
Night night~
Goodnight everyone.
>>722609847
Thanks. Goodnight Tomoko.
>>722609894
Unfortunately. G'night YouKnow.
Should I sleep? I can't decide. Please help.
>>722610248
Do you have stuff to do tomorrow?
>>722610510
Nah, not really. I'm still a little worried about it though and I don't know why.
>>722609833
Welp. No can do then.
Be glad that TenTen and the others aren't here.
>>722610625
I'd recommend taking a nap then.
>>722610625
It doesnt matter what you pick then. Stay up or sleep
I'm sorry for the wall.
>>722608139
Where? I only see Shielder~
>>722608158
No don't my Shielder! She's belongs me!
>>722608167
I think I heard someone that if you don't eat idolized salt your chin because really bloated.
>>722608225
I really need a computer because I make that kind of commitment to talk to people outside of threads.
>>722608361
Taken care of? You mean pulled out? Ouch...
>>722608725
You're welcome?
>>722609489
-//- as long as you're gentle
>>722609583
loneliness and stress
>>722609750
thank you...
>>722609755
i would totally take the blue pill just to mess with him lol
>>722609884
because i want physical interact with someone
>>722609939
Finally!
>>722610720
>>722610725
I think I'll nap a little then.
Thanks kind anons.
>>722609688
Ohayou
>>722609750
OHAYOU FELLOW CONVICT
hola
>>722610841
hola~
>>722610799
How goes the hunt?
>>722610876
What hunt?
>>722610785
Its okay everyone feels that
>>722610934
That's what you aussies do right? Y'all hunt
>>722610952
What if you're stressed but not lonely cause you've always been alone?
>>722610870
How are you? You're up so late :o
>>722611029
That looks painful
>>722610989
We hunt sometimes. Hunt roos.
>>722610625
Sleep, tomorrow will come did you sleep or not. Better to face it fresh and sharp.
>>722610785
>No don't my Shielder! She's belongs me!
That's a really good picture though..
>Taken care of? You mean pulled out? Ouch...
Nono, I meant even if he were to kill the nerve endings and remove bacteria, that tooth still needs to be taken care of.
>because i want physical interact with someone
That's not something worth losing your mind over.
>>722610793
Don't mention it. Take care~
>>722610934
Get down from there and sit on your chair like everyone else is.
>>722610952
How's going Tomoko? I remember that last time I was talking with you things weren't going that well.
>>722611095
Never had roo meat.. is it yummy?
>>722610785
Discord does have a mobile app you know.
>>722610799
One week till D-Day.
>>722611128
But I am on a chair.
>>722611045
Would you still like someone?
>>722611128
I dont remember talking to you. It may have been other tomo
>>722611161
Its like a slightly stronger, leaner beef.
>>722611177
What is going on?
>>722610720
Whys that?
>>722611233
I can like people, but how long will it be until they dislike me.
>>722611276
Shit, beef is beef, I'll nom it cause I'm a carnivore like that
>>722611183
Then take it off from the ceiling and respect gravity laws~
>>722611233
Could've been. Not sure tbh, was like 1-2 months ago so.
I hope you're doing well in any case~
>>722611313
Didn't you leave out of rants and fights with other anons?
>>722611276
My money came in, I'm waiting one more paycheck, then the red bike is gone.
>>722610952
are you sure..? i wouldn't know because i don't interact with people
>>722611029
uwishuwaz
>>722611065
>tfw no one to speak sexy spanish into my ear while his lips gentle rub against my ear
>>722611096
that's too much to respond to!
>hugs
>>722611177
too bad my mobile phone is from 05!
>>722611392
Its slightly more gamey. More naturally tender, and tails are good for braising.
>>722611498
But Im on the floor.
>>722611537
RIP redbike. Then you will be no-bike :^)
>>722611498
No? Im still in the other telegram chat grp with tenten
>>722611392
Explains the Yuno claim
>>722611498
Im doing ok. It was other Tomo if they type a lot more.
>>722611567
Lots of people on /b/ for an example
>>722611065
It must be.
Kind of makes me want to hug her.
>>722611619
I have no idea wht that means and I grill, hopefully it means its yummy!
>>722611663
Yuno and I are so similar it sorta hurts
>>722611567
te quiero mucho mi amor :o
>>722611729
I want to hug you
did you do anything special on the 14th?
>>722611663
im an introvert so i don't like being around people, but its been at least 7years since i had an actual conversation with someone
>>722611729
U WISH U WAS
Dead thread
HIKAGE CLAIMED LIKE ALWAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6CGujQIqdk
>>722611567
>that's too much to respond to!
>
>>722611729
Best NGE girl.
>>722611729
Rei hm, well normally I like asuka but then again I like them both
>>722611824
oh my goodness, you animal~
>>722611567
RIIIIIIP
>>722611619
Shush, I will be working towards repairing the black bike with forged parts after my debts are paid off!
>>722611824
>te quiero mucho mi amor
That sounds redundant
>>722611994
I don't speak Spanish -_-
>>722611939
te amo:
>>722611794
I thought of it more along the lines she will always like you no matter what
>>722611837
What about your bakery job?
>>722611855
Hi Hikage
>>722611824
Not anything particularly, I just sat around and watched some anime.
How about you?
>>722611794
You can grill the meat. Its tasty.
>>722611884
https://youtu.be/KW7uvYz9yjA
>>722611948
No-bike nyah nyah nyah!
>>722612090
Same as usual?
>>722612072
It means "i love you alot my love"
>>722611948
>debts
Other than the car what else is there
>>722611837
So you live up to the meme of being a 4channer
>>722612090
Well yea that's a given, thought you was referring to how unstable I am mentally wise
>>722612207
All I need to know fam, I wanna go to aussieland now
>>722612151
just spent what I could with tomoyoyo and then watched a movie at night with another friend
what were you watching? :o
>>722611619
Alright then~
>Flipping too many pics upside down
>>722611659
My bad then, I didn't see you since June so I thought you left for good.
>>722611663
Yep. You're right. It was the other Tomoko, I guess not much changed for him anyway.
>keep ERP to a maximum
somehow i'm still alive
>>722612299
I thought quiero meant want :o
>>722612346
unfortunately
>>722612346
>Keep ERP to a maximum
Finally someone that understands.
~Uzume
>>722612207
If there's one music style I don't like it's throat singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMKSsLGdgJo
>>722612324
Just left the one chat (i could return if i wanted but meh) and I haven't been here in forever had to deal with shit
>>722612346
You have my attention~
>>722612299
Of course. Why would it be different.
>>722612303
Nope. You seem fine and people here like you I think
>>722612324
Yeah they were fine I think
>>722612449
Oh no, I just had a mental breakdown earlier in someone's discord, lashed out on everyone and left every /waifu/ discord I was in
>>722612386
Multi purpose word quiero can be want but can be used like "i like you"
>>722612449
No job or leaving your small town yet i see, anyways what you been watching, or playing, etc.
>>722612512
Wait wut?
>>722612423
It's no problem. Glad to see you again anyway.
>>722612512
Come on Yuno, you can't fuck up like this~
>>722612207
Once I get the ZX fixed I am going to laugh in your face as I blast it at 160 MPH on a Sunday morning!
>>722612299
The Bike, but I'm about to sell it back and get out from under it, which will be over half my current debt.
Got my CC paid off in full.
Car is still no interest, I can take my time with it.
>>722612555
I got a C in Spanish 1 please spare me :o
>>722612597
If you ever wanna chat me up its @hallowkun
>>722612512
Weird. Im not in any group from here anymore just msg certain anons
>>722612555
Ive been playing For Honor. You?
>>722612386
Why do you hate me?
>>722612396
I'm all about ethernet role playing~
>>722612444
Your attention for what, Trips?
>>722612307
Did you enjoy your time then?
Mushishi, I also finished the first season of Hibike Euphonium and started The Tatami Galaxy.
claimed
>>722612831
Big boobers
>>722612831
Who the hell is she?
>>722612798
Mushishi is really good.
>>722612597
I've always have been a fuck up
>>722612704
See at least you have some who care enough to actually PM, The ones who claim to care about me, do not
>>722612761
Lewds always catches my attention
>>722612670
Will hook you up as I finish doing chores.
>>722612704
Sounds nice~
>Yuno just wants to be lewd
>>722612761
I'm not sachi -_-
>>722612798
I did, been having a blast lately
I still need to watch s2 of euphonium :o
>>722612923
You weren't that much while lewding Hanako last summer~
~Uzume
>>722612884
Lucoa (quetzalcoatl) from Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon
>>722612923
Eh talk to them some might who knows
>>722612947
What?
>>722612997
I am now with all these recent breakdowns
I am literally a ticking timebomb
>>722613058
Ah that's that new anime taking the internet by storm, i need to see it
>>722613063
One of them that claim alot to care about me the most doesnt even do pm, he said it himself
Why even keep in touch with him at all then
>>722612638
>in debt
>for a bike
Lmao
I could get a pro bike at a yardsale for 25 dollars and fix anything or ask someone to fix it for anoth 20 maybe 40 at most, how does one get in debt for a bike
>>722612647
NEVER!!!
>>722612704
On pc? Is it any good I've heard good things but i wanna know if it has any bugs or about its network play
>>722612831
Rocket science?
>>722612923
I find pming people troublesome most of the time cause it's hard to conversate with 1 on 1 unless it's more about ones problems or something serious and some don't like starting the conversation
So how about you try starting the conversation?
>>722613112
Sadly i plan on not watching it with all the shitty memes and hype around it cause it's comedy
>>722612923
I never do lewds.
>>722612970
What does that have to do with you hating me...
Claimed.
Am I the only one who wants to fuck the Vocaloid sluts?
>>722613161
Some don't feel comfortable in 1v1 ever if at all
>hikage
>>722613182
I trie of being the one to start the converstaion, Im ALWAYS the one thats gotta start one, if they dont start one at all, it makes me think they don't care enough
>>722613183
That's a lie, you just posted one
>>722613182
Motorcycle. Jesus fucking Christ, when someone says bike to me, I have never once thought bicycle. Yet whenever I say it, that's always peoples first assumptions!
>>722613183
>I never do lewds.
Buuuuuuuuullshiiiiit!
I'm sorry for my slow replies.
>>722611884
are you sad? please don't be sad, im just a bad person
>>722611948
i will take you with me so that we can be together forever
>>722612072
<3
>>722612090
It's all business "Hi, Good morning, have a nice day, thank you for shopping here" ugh
>>722612299
am I going to die alone?
>>722612831
put on a sweater!
>>722613183
sachi hates you not me :o
>>722613196
we have a spic that claims miku
>>722613311
so what did you do on the 14th? :o
>>722613161
I dont think pm is a good way to measure how much care about you. Either way maybe you should see a doctor or something.
>>722613182
Yeah on pc. The campaign is mediocre but the combat system is close to a fighting game. No bugs ive had happen while playing have seen funny clips though. Only really thing to bitch about is they dont have dedicated severs but I havent had problems with connecting to people so it seems fine
>>722613311
Well what would you like to talk about?
>>722613366
Humor me then, what would be a good way to measure how much they care
If it's not "Hmm let me message my good buddy YouKnow for once cause I myself wanna talk to him" not caring then I dont know what is
>>722613063
Wrong quote, my bad. Was meant for >>722612761
>>722613086
You should really find someone that's up to talk and keep you company~
>And obviously that doesn't stab you in the back
>>722613183
Also nice pic.
>>722613182
>thinking she meant an actual bicycle.
>>722613306
I get the same thing saying bike, it's suffering.
Also, when have I ever once done lewds?
>>722613305
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>722613315
But you were mean to me just a bit ago.
>>722613311
You'll die alone with me in bed.
>>722613305
Had this with few irl friends. Thought fuck it, didn't care to message them anymore and haven't heard of them since then.
>>722613311
You're alright. You try to reply to pretty much everything, that's nice.
>>722613506
That's just because you're lewd -_-
>>722613315
where?
Besides, a spic can't have waifu: nor can dog or nigger that aren't human...
>>722613488
Im not to sure really but how are you around them?
>>722613505
Lewd makes up for it
>>722612405
https://youtu.be/kWTvQKfcbyw
>>722612303
Yeah, you would be fine here.
>>722612638
But then I laff as your bike shit itself again. Mr bike killer no-bike
>>722613311
Take me where? I doubt Anya would allow that, you know.
>>722613506
I just don't get why though! Is having a vehicle that's motor powered that rare while being on 4chan?! Like, I get the basement dweller stigma, but c'mon!
Always.
>>722613306
Because when one talks about bikes online you have to assume someone who cares about their health and saving money
Anyways first the car and now a bike, how fucking bad are you at driving? I seriously question you sometimes
Also that ain't a lewd it's a illusion cause by electronic waves used in computers to hypmotize the sheep known as humans
>>722613305
I honestly don't have any way of defending them anyways if you want someone to pm i can add you on discord i egt on like every other day but I'll respond usually if you pm me
>>722613311
Yes and will only get one pity fuck, one paid for succ, and a delicious duck
>>722613366
Doesn't sound bad, might be a problem for console since no dedicated servers though
>>722613506
>saying bike
>bike can mean motorbike/motorcycle or bicycle
>not thinking people will assume bicycle
How stupid can you be
>she
Did he finally get a sex change or did felix dominate him?
>>722613306
Answer the above question please
>>722613112
It's hilarious. I know humor is subjective, but for me it's the funniest show i've seen in a long time (even if include other things than anime).
>>722613825
Not sure if the console has them
>>722613505
>heart iris eyes
Best kind of eyes.
What quote was meant for me wah?
>>722613557
Why disappointed, Alice?
>>722613563
You're mean to me because I'm not lewd?
>>722613786
It happens IRL too occasionally. but oh well~
Rude, Never.
>>722613825
Well when we talk about someone who's known for their love of driving, you should assume motorcycle.
>>722613505
I'm only good as a temporally friend til they find someone better.
I was born to be a lone wolf.
>>722613506
You bloody tease
>Saving all these
>>722613554
Only have one irl friend whom is close to me, he is a brother, had two more but I dont really hear from them nor do I really care
>>722613677
Same as I am here, maybe slightly more shitpostery but in a light hearted manner
>>722613825
I have no need for discord now, my e-girlfriend is gone, ditched all discord channels during breakdown, etc
>>722613774
Goodie~ I hope the cost of living isnt bad and the internet
>>722613852
Im all about the comedy's, ecchies, and harems. Really good with a few beers too
Hiya folks!
>>722613968
I dont know then. You seem fine besides the outburst things
>>722613992
Hi
>>722613677
Glad that I could redeem myself~
>>722613938
That warms my heart~
I just said that Yuno wants lewds and that Ethernet role play is nice~
>>722613968
Shouldn't say stuff like this to yourself, don't be tired of trying~
>>722614082
give more?
>>722613774
IT WILL NOT! GETTING AN OIL PUMP JUST FOR THAT!
>>722613825
1: No one I know irl assumes that.
2: Bike came first, then the car.
Bike 1 blew a bearing due to manufacturer defect.
Bike 2 threw a rod, which that model specifically is famous for.
The first car accident, I'll admit was my fault. The second, was not!
3: Totally lewd.
4: Anya did it, no sex change.
>>722613938
IRL is funnily enough where it DOESN'T happen to me.
Always!
>>722614080
Howya doin tomo, been awhile since I've come here
>>722614080
When I have terrible days and think about the person I miss so dearly, I am thin ice, anything will break it
>>722614082
I no longer see the point, if it's to talk, theres plenty of people here to talk to if I have a desire to talk
>>722614253
Animegirls+beer=gr8time
>>722614368
You are probably thinking of other Tomo. I dont think Ive talked to you.
>>722614406
Go see a doctor
>>722613938
I know he loves driving but i also know he loves debts, so i thought maybe he was trying to embrace the debts by paying them off a little faster
>>722613968
E girlfriend, literally who, not trying to be rude, im assuming you were in an online relationship not long ago
Oh well it's ok i guess, we can talk on thread whenever your on here
Breakdowns ain't good talk about it to someone who was involved with the breakdown or a stranger to help release stress man
>>722613869
Well it don't matter, i need to build a new pc since all i have is a potatoe
>>722614253
I was joke backpedal, but bike usually refers to bicycle unless your a motor bike enthusiast or owner and people know it
1st one is ok i guess
2nd why get it if it's famous for that
1st car ofc
2nd car lies
Your dreaming... or maybe i am
Anya dominated you, and by anya you mean anastasia? Im not caught up in with this seasons /waifu/ regular recurring cast
>>722614520
Oh, you're not the one that always posts "still here" or something?
>>722614406
Hi yooonoe
>>722613938
They didn't cancel my classes until after I showered
>>722614082
I'll warm your heart alright~
Yuno is very scandalous.
>>722614253
Happened occasionally with me for a while, but not really anymore! No proof tho.
>>722614598
But showers are nice and good. In fact I may go take another...
>>722614574
Yeah good luck with that
>>722614594
Oh that is me I guess I just dont remember you and im forgetful
>>722614504
I agree, although I rather mead.
>>722614574
RIP
I plan on getting higher quality parts, as well as an oil pump to make sure it doesn't happen again.
HE LITERALLY BACKED INTO ME, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD HAVE AVOIDED THAT!
Yes, that is who I mean.
>>722614635
I have all the proof I need!
>>722614520
I suppose I will, before I beat the shit outta someone random, it was already bad I curb stomped a nigger outta rage 12 years ago and that was my only violent outburst IRL
>>722614574
Nobody remembers her
>>722614639
I used to come here under this...
>>722614737
I love mead but it's almost impossible to find here in the states (at least my state)
>>722614140
But of course~
>>722614406
Whatever pleases you most Yuno. Just don't get attached to people too much knowing how it is~
>>722614635
Oh my thank you..
I'd be glad to receive such a special treatment~
Most of the times yes~
>>722614635
Yeah, but it means I can't go back to sleep for at least an hour
Enjoy your shower!
>>722614574
It's. A. Hikageeee
>>722614832
Nonon, it's been awhile
>>722614875
Little late on that bucko, that's the reason I have my breakdowns
>>722614923
Yes it has, hasn't it? Like a month and a half.
>>722614737
Since when?!
>>722614875
Special treatment online is my specialty.
>>722614885
Why not?! Just sleep in the shower even...
>>722614803
Yeah thats a good idea
>>722614875
Nice
>>722614832
Probably why I dont remember you then
>>722614598
What a loser
>>722614639
Good luck is never enough
>>722614737
Even though you love motor vehicular vehicles you sure do have bad luck with them so good luck with that
You could have backed up if you had a .274381 second reaction time
Ahh so you are a woman in bed with anas(anus lel)
>>722614803
Yea that doesn't help, so she was on thread? Wait is this og youknow or a different one?
>>722614885
>first response
>>722615008
Because my hair takes time to dry! Sleeping in the shower world be rather difficult
>>722615052
I know, right?
>>722615052
It helps
>>722614981
Where've you been dude?
>>722615024
But enough on this topic, hows your day been?
>>722615052
She was long ago, yes this is YouKnow.. do you not see the filename?