Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
best girl claimed
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
Hallow is still here
>Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another Waifu claiming thread! My name is Koto and let's grab you a good one!
>>722595589
May you know peace from this evil
>>722595658
Like I've been hitting the ranked grind and I'm normally a p chill guy, but this Jinx was just so... fucking bad....
>>722595799
It sucks worse when you know you can do shit but when everyone else is focusing the tanks and your ADC doesn't know shit, makes your job harder
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>722594831
How is that even close to lewd.
She's just getting ready for the day
Not really. Probably hang with some friends. Watch some anime. The normal stuff
You?
>>722595589
B-but i want hama lewds...
Still here
and
>>722596010
That it is
>tfw i used to be rank 1 na in league
>tfw i used to be challenger
>tfw i used to be diamond
why am i so bad now
>>722595774 (Rias)
If you yourself are having a tough time finding ideas, ask around. There's stuff you can do by mere virtue of having a working PC and some computer skills.
>>722595896 (Louise)
Hopefully that works out for you two, deck is stacked with that kind of thing, but it's possible. Borders and oceans aren't barriers unless you let them be.
>>722596211
There's always one like that. No matter how zen you might be, they just do something beyond belief that gets you pissed.
>reees internally
<nycor> here claiming kuro
>>722596248
well I guess I gonna get off, I don't know when I will post again, most of the time it's just random and not planned at all I just happen to see the thread, I haven't talked to penny in 4 months, I wanted to know how he was doing
Claiming best girl
>>722595921 (Edgemaster from Edgeville)
Because of the cold you should sing!
>>722596096
>best girl
Lies.
Do a little every day then. Listen to a podcast or something while at it.
>>722596316
>>722596467
>Always been a bronzie
>Touched silver at the very end of S6
>Didn't matter post-season
>Just fuck me up fam
>>722596467
Mmm
>>722596527
Only way to win is to stop playing.
>>722595896
Oh wow, i though it was something you put off for a few days... Get on it lazy butt~.
>>722595961
Don't you usually take a little nap during your showers?
>>722596241
Well maybe not lewd...but sexy!
That sounds fun to me. Probably play some games with a friend, maybe work too.
>>722596523
Edgy is what makes my personality so great.
I'm not going to sing, no matter how many times you ask :p
>>722596527
I could elo boost you~
>tfw all your old pro friends don't even play league anymore
>>722596149
YES
E
S
>>722596521
Havent seen em. bye
>>722596699
I do but I didnt have time the water went cold
>>722596527
Why you look so sad...
Hello all
>>722596467
Mm, you're completely right. And we're gonna visit every summer, if not more.
>>722596523
Mm, I do work on it fairly often, but motivation is tough some days.
>>722596699
I work on it! Just there's still a LOT to do..
>>722596699
>Dub dubs
Sounds fun except for the work part.
>>722596884
Hello love
>
>>722596683
Not wrong, but the bad draws me back in anyway
>>722596701
That's a nice offer, but I'd rather work for it. I've been B1 for the longest time and I feel like I can do it this season. I wanna feel like I deserve to be there
On a side note just finished a killer game of Heimerdinger top
>>722596884
League problems, for the majority of it. But I'm over it now, thank goodness
>>722595872
Of course. For some reason they find an Olaf to be a better initiator than Ivern.
>>722595961
Ivern, Cait, Xerath and Blitz.
>>722596211
I build Olaf tanky, but he still does damage. Full bruiser build, Ravenous, bork, visage, malmortius/mallet based on team comp, swift boots and jungle item/Randuins.
>>722595238
I love him forevers
>>722596977
Hello louise
>>722597027
Hello babe how was your day
>>722597079
Good you're much cuter when you smile.
>>722596527
Those feels, I know them all too well.
>>722596653
I'd tell you to ask /biz/, but they're a collection of memes now. Part of the reason why I left. Some examples included Amazon hiring temp customer svc. reps at $10 per hour over the holidays to work from their computers, freelancing SEO (Search Engine Optimization), or check out some sites like TaskRabbit & Upwork.
>>722596884
Nice Tali pic. How's it going?
>>722596761
Yes?
>>722597094
Why an Ivern?
>>722597292
???????????
>>722597292
>Being that cute and intimidating
Bad actually...but maybe theres a silver liner.
>>722597144
I don't blame you, Jonathan is the best Jojo.
All the other Jojos are assholes because Jonathan used up all the goodness in the bloodline
>>722597094
I have a tendency to build Nasus almost completely tanky. If I'm feeling frisky I'll throw in a Titanic Hydra as well
>>722597205
God
This fucker right here
knows how to get me to fucking smile
>>722597292
Oh yeah. No doubt
>>722596842
That's a shame. Too bad i couldn't be there to warm up your shower.
>>722596884
Hi Tali.
>>722596977
What is it?
>>722597027
Yeah, but i'm not sure yet if i am or not.
>>722596701
It's an opportunity that only comes when you have cold. You should do it!
>>722596977
..motivation? Is that something edible?
>>722597079
..You a masochist or something?
>>722597094
What rank are you?
>>722597487
Dont worry if the water got cold Id want out
>>722597394
Because I keep myself in B4 and play norms. I dont think Ive done ranked at all. I love making people pop with Kha and Talon.
>>722597435
>no trinity
Whats wrong with you
>>722597512
Unranked, highest I got was s4. Mainly just fucking around with the game. Not playing to win.
>>722597205
It was fine. One less work day i guess.
How about yours, Love.
>>722597487
Well what is it dependant on?
>>722597435
Its what i do ^-^
>>722597487
Hello turbosnek
>>722597512
i can barely even speak normally lol
>>722597205
Hello Tali
>>722597487
I'm working on a TTRPG rule system I hope to publish.
>>722597512
You bet. But if you eat enough you scare it away
>>722597512
Only in the vidya
also I prefer the term "pseudo-masochist"
>>722597628
That's only if I get far ahead of my laner and if they are either A) Really fucking squishy or B) there's like nothing else I can build into my opposing laner. Oftentimes I'll find myself building an Iceborn Gauntlet
>>722597644
How's my favorite alien doing? Good, I hope
>>722597691
Friday still good?
>>722597641
>omg its so cute!
That's good to hear. Im extremely sore atm.
>>722597839
Not actually....
>>722597079
Pick Nasus, go top, last hit with q. Mute both teams. Don't join teamfights. Just farm and push objectives. That got me to G5.
>>722597691
Then just take your time.
I might've scared it away long time ago.
>>722597675
Give it a try!
>>722597411
Just a few examples of work you can do from your own PC. No physical labor besides clicking and typing. Granted, not all of it pays well, but until you have funds to pay the bills from a job with normal hours, it can provide some income. Selling some collectibles or other things could also give a bit of income too.
>>722597430
Houki is physically strong to begin with, abnormally so when she's psyched. I'm all good with a waifu that's strong willed and has some strength to boot.
>>722597839
There's some truth to that- wanting to play more of a game to get better, even when the personal skill ceiling is only so high. Competitive Smash (Melee) was that sort of game for me.
>>722597912
Oh no! You alright?
>>722598071
That's usually my chief goal in my Nasus life. Though sometimes I cannot resist a good teamfight... though I try to enter one when I know it'll benefit.
But Nasus is just one of those champs who is just built to push
>>722597912
>t-thanks
>
I assume you did a lot of walking today then?
>>722598191
Plus shes cute AF
>>722598218
Lets just say the HR guy is a total bag of dicks
>>722597578
We'd have to find a warmer location.
>>722597641
How much we get done tomorrow and friday.
>>722597644
>>722597912
*Rubs shoulders*
>>722597691
Oh nice.
>>722598366
Dont worry the rest of the house is a nice temp so anywhere will do
>>722597839
After a lot of fails, doing good in vidya feels amazing and most of the time you forget all the bad that happened before it.
>>722598218
Well, if you keep doing it, you should be able to carry yourself out of bronze and silver.
>>722598347
You are correct. And dave and busters probably didnt help.
>>722598366
Oh...oh my.
>>722598191
I'll look into it
>>722597912
Still good, how about for you?
>>722598071
I've been doing juuust that.
>>722598366
Also a novel I hope to publish
But that hasn't been going on nearly as long
>>722598071
noooooooooooooooooooooo
ill say things but not sing
>>722598673
Yep yep still on!
>tali
>>722598358
Ah, right, the HR guy, I've heard that one before.
Shit's never fun
>>722598485
Hopefully, I've been at this for about a season and a half now and I feel like I'm at least silver level as a player... but we'll see, maybe this season is my season. I'm willing to try and find out.
And when I do fantastic, it feels amazing. Like, it feels like the time I spent playing the damn game was worth it.
>>722598366
>dubs
Well what do you do exactly?
>>722598536
Well at least you had fun. At least i hope you had fun
>>722598456
It would be nice to cuddle up on the couch.
>>722598536
*Rubs your back*
Feeling a bit better?
>>722598673
Cool, what's the progress on that?
>>722599398
We're remodeling a house.
>>722599181
The silver lining is my current job just got better and he may still be forced to hire me anyway
>>722599398
I did, im just paying for it now.
>>722599478
Y-yes, thats much better.
>>722599478
That would be nice. Quiet and warm
>>722598358
Agreed- she can help you smash shit up close (melee specialist of the group), look good doing it, and then make you dinner later that evening.
>HR a bag of dicks
There's not much human with Resources. What sort of nonsense did you run into this time?
>>722598578
As long as you're doing something, you'll eventually get the opportunity to pull yourself up- job, money, hopefully benefits to go along with the gig. If you ever want some advice managing money, I'm pretty easy to find elsewhere.
Time for me to get some sleep, goodnight all.
>>722598964
Sounds good
>>722599478
...Low. The protatgonist might need to change, so I've been hashing out the plot and worldbuilding while I try to make her work
>>722599649
God damn please tell me that's gonna be her in less than 10 years
>>722597435
I need more pictures of Jojo
>>722599673
Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight claim.
>>722599789
Closer to her mom so like this
>>722599673
Basically his boss wanted my resume personally shes also his mother. But he "just doesnt wanna hire me" even though 4 of his hires just quit and his momboss is telling him to because "i just hired alot of people" i just need the momboss to take my side so i can get the job
>>722599707
Looks good
>>722598673
Keep up the calm and relaxed and steady pace! No need to rush or anything, right? ..or do you have a deadline or something?
>>722599181
It's all an illusion though. Nothing is worth the stress and angery that LoL and similar games cause.
>>722598939
But that's no fun.
All 9s get
>>722599983
Dammit
>>722599478
Do you enjoy it or is it just a pay check?
>>722599484
I see.
Do anything else today?
>>722599673
>>722599909
Boring -_-"
>Koto poster here
>>722599798
I can gladly oblige, I have a few I can spare for you
>>722599484
Poetic justice or fate working its magic? Either way, grats!
>>722599964
True, but I think if people stopped being as big of dicks or getting so angry about it everyone would be better off.
>>722600051
> lewding your own waifu in a public place
>>722599926
Earlier might be better, though..
>>722599964
No, but I'd like to get selling, make some cash.
Also it's been a while since I did anything even small
>>722600189
Thats not him posting it
>>722599798
>>722599601
Anywhere else that hurts?
>>722599649
And maybe after a little while, we would retire to the bedroom.
>>722599707
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that! I see, what it about, generally?
>>722600024
I enjoy it most of the time.
>>722600275
> lewding someone else's waifu
>>722600221
I mean i cant make her off work any sooner...i might could come my self early tho but that would be alot of gas...
>>722600165
Lets hope for the best.
>>722600348
M-my legs...
>>722600348
Yes we need to sleep after all.
>>722600348
It's okay, no mistake of yours.
Well, worldbuilding is completely done, and I have the plot outlined, so it should be easy to move forward. I was about to start writing today when my laptop died.
>>722600496
Fair. Weren't you gonna come without her?
>>722600165
There'll be world peace before that happens though.
>>722600340
nuu it's okay, i'm going to cap it soon
>>722600650
Not the first time remember that was her deal
>>722600496
Fingers crossed for you!
>>722600693
Whichever comes first is a win either way so that works for me
Alright I'm tired so I'm off to cuddle with Juvia and sleep. Nighty night
See you tomorrow, hopefully.
>>722600051
>wew
>>722600348
Well i guess as long as it's not horrible
>>722600496
Nighty night love
>>722600985
Aww gnight love
>>722600835
Thanks m8
*hugs*
>>722600496
Understood!
*Massages legs*
>>722600506
Yes, so before that, is there anything i can do for you?
>>722600650
That's good, at least you have a direction. Aw damn.
>>722600985
Goodnight Juvia.
>>722600835
But hell freezes over before either of those happen.
Now that hoagie is gone idk anyone
>>722601224
Good, the souls of the damned could use some time for ice skating and snowman making
>>722601164
Anytime! Hope you get some longevity and prosperity out of it!
>>722601195
You are too kind
>>722601195
I may want to uh spill
>>722600813
Right, sorry.
>>722601195
I suppose you're not wrong. Probably won't start it til next Monday.
Ok to sore and tire to stay up late tonight.
Goodnight all
>>722601350
>>722601728
Oh please~. Goodnight Tali.
>>722601430
It would me my pleasure. Is there anything in particular you want me to do?
>>722601639
Make sure you stick to that~.
>>722601937
Uh whatever you are comfortable with?
still sick
need cute asian girl to take care of me
>Just got a call from work
>Gotta go in
Alrighty then
See y'all later
>>722601937
I'll do my very best!
Ill be leaving now, possibly returning soon
>>722602249
I will do whatever you desire.
>>722602335
Acquire one.
>>722602391
Good to hear! Bye Louise.
>>722602335
still dead on the inside -_-
Aight I'm out for the night
Later
>>722602550
I really should, but I can't do much while bed ridden.
>>722602558
love you too
>>722602771
me too -_-
>>722602550
Just uh start with your mouth?
>>722602771
Have one delivered.
>>722602995
Of course, but where would you like me to start? Your lips? your chest? Or perhaps, i shall go right for your sensitive spot?
>>722603287
Start kissing me and then maybe just work your way down?
>>722603759
That sounds good, i'll be sure to use plenty of tongue~.
>>722596013
WHAT IS THIS HORSE SHIT. WHY IN THE FUCK DOES THAT PLANE HAVE 3 PROPS. IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO, YOU JAP FILTH?
>>722603991
Dont use teeth please
>>722604199
It has 4 you blind shit.
>>722604461
Teeth make everything better. Except blowjobs.
>>722604774
I dont know about that.
>>722604461
I won't. As i've worked my way down down your chest and stomach, i'll stop right before i get between your legs, and for a minute or so i'll give little kisses all around the area, carefully avoiding your sensitive spot. And when your anticipation grows too much to bear, i'll go right for your most sensitive spot, vigorously attacking it with my tongue.
>>722604962
I'm an expert in this field, i promise.
all that's left here is lewd.
>>722603287
>>722603991
Well what have we here~
>>722604461
>>722605102
After the initial shockwave of pleasure hits, i'll begin to use my fingers as well. Starting out slowly, with gentle movements, but as time goes on my fingers will gradually move faster and a bit more roughly.
>>722605436
Sexy time.
>>722605405
What are you sick with?
>>722605644
Whoo boy.. it's getting hot in here..
>>722605644
>Sexy time
>
>>722605653
Strep throat. I feel awful. Take care of meme.
>>722605102
Oh my. Youre very lewd today. I dont know how long I could hold out
>>722605405
Let me see your card
>>722605644
Hanako thats way lewd. Wow that sounds really uh nice. Youre starting to draw a crowd
>>722605874
are you going to go full weeaboo and put a mask over your face~?
>>722605874
Is that contagious?
>>722605874
Do what >>722606016 suggested.
>>722605940
I lost my v-card *meme voice* you'll have to let me use yours
>>722606016
No, I've just been laying in bed for the past 5 days and I still feel awful. Hopefully the facemask thing never becomes a reality for me.
>>722606144
Highly.
>>722606188
Why? I'm already sick, that won't help one bit.
>>722606188
>bakes you a brownie
you know how anya has a stalker? im going to be your stalker
>>722606281
that bad huh? how did you get it? try to eat some raw garlic to get over the sickness faster
>>722606281
Are you taking antibiotics?
>>722606281
Um no its mine
>>722606412
I don't think garlic will help with that, nor would I be willing to do that. Probably got it from some dumb grill.
(Probably a coworker actually, a bunch of us are sick)
>>722606491
Yes, but they literally aren't helping. I still feel like death.
>>722606496
Please, I saw an opening and I had to make the joke.
>>722605754
> YouKnow it
>>722605837
I am of concern.
>>722605940
I will hold that pace as your orgasm draws nearer, and as it gets close, just as you're about to cum, i'll move my fingers even more rapidly as my tongue attacks your most sensitive spot harder than ever, and continuing through as your entire body clenches as you are thrown into an intense orgasm.
>>722606742
Oi! You cheeki little cunt~
>>722606677
yeah no one listens to my suggestions
>>722606857
Well maybe if you suggested something tastier, I'd be willing to try. Or something I didn't have to leave my room to get, considering I can barely stand without getting dizzy with my fever and all.
>>722606281
No, but it'll make me laugh! And isn't that important enough?
>>722606299
Is that so? Even though you think Anya is better?
>>722606677
Don't worry, you'll live.
>>722606857
Well, this one Anon with tooth pain (I don't remember who it was, my name memory is amazingly bad) almost died thanks to your advice.. Slight exaggeration, but ehh..
>>722606677
Its mine until I give it
>>722606742
I want that it sounds really hot. Also hot pic
>>722606932
i have something you can taste...
>>722606940
yes. and do i think she's better for you, yes
>>722607135
what a shame
>>722606940
I guess if I wore one, I'd be able to dress up like a girl and no one would ever know it was me!
>>722607135
I will, but I'm missing out on a lot, especially on my weekend. Was meant to do a lot of stuff.
>>722607161
You've already given it to cute burned girl!
>>722607209
Does it taste good?
>>722607209
..Shame?
>>722607209
Well good luck, my times showing up are quite sporadic!
>>722607282
I would know! But that's because I'd be the one dressing you up. :^)
>>722607282
No I havent.
Good morning
>>722607282
lewd, i would never taste myself !
>>722607318
a real shame
i told him to try salt water to numb the pain and kill the bacteria, it's suppose to hurt at first. and i also told him to use clove oil to kill the nerve and that's what he did with the Red Cross thing
>>722607425
no whyyy
>>722606812
I had to do it~.
>>722607161
And afterwards when you calm down a bit and regain your senses, i'll crawl up and snuggle right next to you and gently stroke your head until you fall asleep~.
>>722607537
Good morrow
>>722607425
I don't think Anya would approve of you forcing others besides her into cute girly clothing.
>>722607436
You seem like you have a bit.
>>722607537
Morning anime girl poster
>>722607544
What! You didn't say it was you that I'd be tasting...
My eyes hurt to keep open so bad... Such watery eyes
>>722607609
I needed that, thanks~
How are ya luv?
>>722606742
Mmm I'm loving this anon~
>>722607544
Because I am a sporadic person!
>>722607677
>Me
>Forcing her
Oh my kek
And please, she'd probably have a laugh of it.
>>722607537
mourning
>>722607677
don't you want to feel better? also you should try gargling with salt water to help kill the germs
salt water kills everything
>>722607609
It wont be awhile before I fall asleep after that. My heart would be racing
>>722607677
What makes you say that?
>>722607611
How are you?
>>722607677
I don't think we've spoken before. How are you?
>>722607788
How was your day?
>>722607769
i actually have a lot of questions to ask you but i don't want you to mention anything to Anya
>>722607873
>eat
>>722607537
Morning. Slept well?
>>722607544
Aah, it's supposed to hurt? Well, what doesn't kill only makes you stronger.
>>722607788
>salt water kills everything
Even us!
nooooo wifi don't leave meee
>>722607875
Then ask away. I'll answer so long as I feel it's not TOO personal.
>>722607873
Day was chaos
Regained lone wolf status