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Cringe thread.
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>>668446463
Not that cringey. What, did that guy dance with your crush and you all mad now?
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Oc from 5 mins ago
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>>668446463

how is that cringe? that dude gets to fuck a hot chick? so what?
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>>668446463
The tree with the Santa's hat is the only thing cringy about this picture.
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OC from my fb feed
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>>668446621
How would you feel if you were upstaged by some amish dude?
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>>668447948
>How would you feel if you were upstaged by some amish dude?
Ah, so the real cringe is you. I get it now.
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>>668447786
jesus. now that's cringeworthy.
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>>668447786
That pic is fucking ancient
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>>668446463
Didn't have a way to record them, but on my lunch break today I was treated to two pseudo intellectuals having an "intelligent" conversation and weed. Of course at full volume in a popular restaurant. They were already done eating before I arrived, and were still there when I left.

Now for the cringe. I walked to their table before leaving. As loud as I could I yelled DUDES WEED LOL! 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOTS! Then threw up deuces with both hands and laughed all the way to my truck.

Don't know why I thought it was a good idea. Probably the three whisky and cokes I had with lunch.
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>>668448710
About weed, not and.
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i have some
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>>668446463

Improved the pic.
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>>668449035
that's the only almost cringe material i have
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>>668449261
thats not cringe, thats just ylyl
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>>668449607
>CHILD PORN

notavirus.com
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Here's a good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si03x9apLFU
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>>668446463
This isn't cringe, this is just...people.
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>>668450807
A sissy brony!
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>>668450807
Lmfao. I think I know you. Your names Nicholas right ?
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>>668446463
Cringing over what, faggot? She fine as fuck. Go suck a dick you 13 year old faggot.
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>>668450869
>sissy brony

Well that's a first, isn't it? :/
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>>668450869
If you don't reply Nick I'm sending these to her...
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>>668451421
>>668446463

Same girl?
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>>668446463

Don't be mad at the Amish for integrating
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>>668451837
Looks like it
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>>668449261
things that didn't happen and could never have been written by someone whos actually tried lsd
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>>668452667
Sounds more like PCP
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>>668451721
This thread just became very interesting...
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>>668452950
>>668451721
Lurking
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>>668451721
Post results
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>>668453275
That should go without saying amigo
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>>668451721
go on...
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Bump for interest
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>>668446463
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Old school cringe.
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>>668451837
She's fucking hot.
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>>668451721
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>>668450869
This has to be Shopped!
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>>668447502
disgusting
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>>668448710
You do realize that your behavior is worse than the strangers to which you drunkenly exposed your keen sense of ironic humor. Fuck off loser.
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>>668453606
This one has always irritated me, claims modesty while constantly padding yourself on the back for how deep and mind blowing your intelligence is. These people deserved all the bullying they got
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>>668448515
No u
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>>668447786
Are we still in the late 2000s here?
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>>668448710
Your story was cringe on your part...
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I wonder how many of this pics captations are real, and how many are shooped by ppl trying to increase the cringelevels.
And lets not forget that alot of those that are made by the cringecreatures themselves might be humor or just fucking around in PS.

With that said.... jesus h christ some of these ppl are just sad.
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>>668454095
Eeesssshhh
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>>668454166
I could not agree more, dude.
I was a self conscious insecure person, as moat teenagers were but this is unacceptable
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>>668447502
The real cringe is when the so called "grammernazi" uses four dots in an ellipsis.
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>>668454807
KeK'd
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>>668447786
>OC from my fb feed
>Pic older than jesus
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>>668446463
The only thing cringey is that guys shit beard
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>>668451721
Go on, dont be a fag
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>>668455184
Is he 9?
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>>668446463
I would say that he should step up his shoe game, but that's about it
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This is more rage than cringe. But still
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>>668455031
>>>/pol/'s mom.
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>>668454807
Same thing happened to her mom, wiping the cum out, but one seems to have escaped.
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I'm dumping my cringe shit here. Enjoy /b/ros
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>>668454080
You do realize that your inability to read is worse than my behavior, right? I clearly stated my behavior was the cringe part.
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>>668455539
This is her brother coming to kick your ass for saying that. Wat do fgt?
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>>668455184
>Mfw im 21 and grow facial hair at about the same rate.
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>>668453783
>Translation: I have the world's most wicked mood swings
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>>668455850
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>>668454377
No shit, it says that in the post, retard.
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>>668455519
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>>668455656
That nigger lives in my state. He has the map behind him
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>>668453711
does this work??
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>>668456110
What state?
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>>668455850
>>668455994
This isn't cringe. This is alpha as fuck.
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>>668454351
I love vegan gains.
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>>668455386
A father respecting his son's right to self-expression. I see nothing wrong with it. If this triggers you, maybe you should she a therapist for all those repressed feelings that you're trying to ignore.
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>>668456221
Try it for yourself.
Post results faggetelli.
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>>668456362
San Andreas
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>>668447786
cant be current FB feed
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>>668456392
hahahah
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>>668455850
>>668455994
>>668456039
when some giraffe looking nigger steals your gf and you have to go to /b/ to seek validation
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>>668456392
I am the only Brony that I don't hate the other retards are fucking cancer.
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>>668456525
nah im too much of a pussyfaggot
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>>668455994
How the fuck do you find pictures like these of the same kid. Reverse image searching doesnt do shit
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>>668455929
What the fuck is this picture
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>>668454095
I don't see what is cringe about this, He seems like pretty chill bro tbh.
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>>668451837
no tattoo.?
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>>668455386

negasonic teenage warhead
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>>668456751
this was the look he gave me while my ex gave him a bj
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>>668456110
isn't that a map of Jurassic park?
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>>668456836
know him irl, Ole-Martin Nestvold on fb
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>>668453908
Look like you ate taylor swift
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>>668456756
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>>668457012
his dick probably longer than his neck
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>>668456392
has anyone the photo of this with the names?
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>>668457312
I just have the photo, sorry
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>>668456392
but look at the grill on the left
why she do that to herself?
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>>668449035
What was the horror novel about?
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>>668456901
Stretch marks from like triplets or some shit.
Kids fuck you up
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>>668455565
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>>668454487
someone found himself in one of the cringe pics, kek, just an hero loser
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>>668457414
This guy is a fucking God.
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>>668453711

The worst thing about this pic... Is the size of that fucking tree!
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>>668457414
nigga u just hating on this nigga
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>>668456666
Can't believe nobodies checked these tripes yet
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>>668457085
That's a very common misunderstanding. Actually, jurassic park hasn't existed in years. When that dumb cunt who likes Chris Pratt gained power, she changed the layout lf the whole thing.
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>>668456392
Man, that street is England as fuck.
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>>668457727
don't tell my secrets
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>>668457779
quadies*
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>>668453908
More like Taylor Moderate-Pace.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpK1gf-rw5s
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>>668453505
battle me cunt
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>>668454095
I liked Call of Duty 4
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>>668456110
lmao, that's the map from GTA V
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pfft
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>>668451721
Nicholas here. Don't do it. Who are you?
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>>668457980
Har har
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>>668447948
>How would you feel if you were upstaged by some amish dude?

Amish don't dance.

You're the biggest cringe in this thread, OP
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>>668449035
tl;dr?
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>>668458173
Who is that?
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>>668453505
Is he aware his science is made of flimsy plastic?
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>>668455929
either freddie crugers nutsack or hardcore lipo suction
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>>668458032
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>>668454955
5 dots
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>>668458032
the music from that sounds like it's from a shitty porno
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>>668456914
Her right arm is obscured in the OP photo, and the mirror picture is of course mirrored.
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>>668451837
Same bracelet, shoes and dress.
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>>668456518
We can't help it if it makes us cringe. We were born that way.
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>>668455386
What's wrong with this? Kids get their faces painted all the time, I don't see that bothering you. It's called playing, it's for fun, and it doesn't hurt anyone.
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>>668455386
>>668456518

>his son's right to self-expression

Oh of course, some queer father lets his son dress as a gothic tampon, everyone praises the bravery.

I try to dress like Hitler, and everyone looses their shit.
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>>668458271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Eoc23YtZ74

Bullshit
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>>668451715
nope, there's a lot of it
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>>668459021
Thread is about things that make us cringe, not about things that are wrong. It's perfectly ok for him to do that.

But it still makes us cringe. Whether you give a shit about that or not isn't something we give a shit about.
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>>668447786
-throws up-
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>>668447948
>people replying to this bait
gj anon, well done
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>>668447786
That guy behind her... Middleschool Samuel L Jackson??
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>>668446463
faggot is dancing with a 10/10 what's cringy about that
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>>668454807
lel
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>>668456666
Checked
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>>668457012
A beard is gonna do wonders for this kid
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>>668459187
If you really didn't give a shit you wouldn't have berated that person for not giving a shit. You clearly give a shit.
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>>668459027
>I try to dress like Hitler, and everyone looses their shit.
That's because Gothic Tampons never committed a human rights atrocity and you're obviously doing it to be a provocative attention-whoring dipshit
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>>668455031
>terrist
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>>668446463
Whats so cringey about a dancing Amish man?
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>>668459784
>Ole-Martin Nestvold
This shit makes my blood boil
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>>668458946
>We can't help it if it makes us cringe. We were born that way.
If you cringe, that's because it makes you uncomfortable.
If it's making you uncomfortable, that means that it's threatening to your sexuality.
If your sexuality feels threatened, maybe you should see a psychiatrist because it's not the sign of a psychologically healthy individual.
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>>668460317
there's a bizarre strain of sperglord on /b/ who consider beards to be a sign of degeneracy or some such autistic horseshit.
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"Maybe if I grow a reddit.com/r/beards I will look like less of a scrub"
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>>668460040
The only reason to dress goth or emo is for attention. That's the whole point of it and why they take so many pictures of themselves. Attention whoring at its finest.

>>668460402
And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, dude.
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>>668460040

don't be salty, that kid is mentally ill and his father is a pathetic sheep following the LGBT flock
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>>668456518
>>668460040
Fucking kill yourself, you disgrace to humanity. Worthless little obese faggot, just fucking die.
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>>668460967
fucking hell I saw this this is some fucking disturbing shit
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>>668460887
Use to be that you barely heard a whisper about LGBT except once a year with Gay Pride Parades. Now it's all cringeworthy attention whoring bullshit. What happened?
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>>668454859
When I first saw the thumbnail I couldn't tell if this is a guy or some fat chick
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>>668455386
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>>668460884
>The only reason to dress goth or emo is for attention. That's the whole point of it and why they take so many pictures of themselves. Attention whoring at its finest.
Which is why you complaining about not being allowed to attention-whore for Hitler comes across as hypocritical. You're just mad because nobody wants to smell the brand of bullshit that you're wafting in people's faces.
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>>668461382
I'm not the dude that posted dressing as Hitler. Fuck I miss IDs.
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>>668460887
There is nothing mentally ill about self-expression

There is something mentally ill about getting your jimmies rustled that hard about the way somebody else lives their life.
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>>668454095

too much in one pic
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>>668455656
>>668456110
I thought that was a white guy by the lighting
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>>668461107
>Fucking kill yourself, you disgrace to humanity. Worthless little obese faggot, just fucking die.
I don't need to. My ideas have a future. Yours will die with you. Enjoy irrelevance, because you're really not making a strong case for yourself by throwing a bitch-fit about it.
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>>668454351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn8Rd3efEqk
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>>668455929

looks like a stomach after triplets
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>>668447786
1/10 - fake as fuck
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>>668461382
>>668461891
>My ideas have a future
No, they don't. Your massive faggotry have gotten people killed, and will continue to do so, because they are unnatural and just plain autistic. Continue being an obese little lonely faggot. And please actually swallow the pills once and for all.
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Which one do you think has a more fuckable mouth /b/?

http://strawpoll.me/6792332
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>>668456901
>>668458521
Fucking Smoothskins
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>>668461536
Yeah me too.

It may be true that they are attention-whoring, but for fuck's sake, Donald Trump is an attention-whore. Bernie Sanders is an attention-whore. Kanye West and Pat Buchanan are attention whores. It's not in and of itself a bad thing, the most successful people are the ones who know how to put themselves first.

Compare that to some whining skintard who nobody will let dress like Hitler. That's not one of the habits of successful people.
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>>668454166
Doesn't look like he padded his back at all m8
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>>668459027
Comparing wearing make up to trying to impersonate a mass genocidal self righteous german retard
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>>668458721
Friend zone >9000
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>>668457839
pretty sure it's in NZ bro
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>>668462800
he's one of those anime retards that run with his hands "blowing in the wind" behind him
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>>668462203
>No, they don't. Your massive faggotry have gotten people killed, and will continue to do so, because they are unnatural and just plain autistic. Continue being an obese little lonely faggot. And please actually swallow the pills once and for all.
Spoken like a scared, cornered little man-boy. Keep regurgitating your lies, /b/ is literally the last place on Earth where they are even remotely tolerated, and even then it's just for the lulz and not because anyone believes your brownshirt horseshit. I'm sure your uncle will understand after you've finished giving him a rimjob.
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>>668457414
not to cringy, but look at that fucking neck!
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>>668447786
For fucks fake, can we just put the both of them on welfare already and save the schools the money spent on them?
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>>668463001
All The Colors of The Autistic Wind, the musical.
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>>668455994
i dont get it
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>>668446463
Not cringe pussy
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bonene
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>>668449078
Much better, she should wear open toe black stilettos tho
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>>668455929
Whoa that's hardcore !
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>>668448710
You're a real bad ass after three jack and cokes. Deuces.
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>>668461147

Humans have a tendency to overreact to social change.

Black people being more accepted was a huge movement that had a lot of groups clashing.

Decades before that it was giving women the right to vote and do... pretty much anything except kitchen work was the huge iddue of the age.

Now its LGBT, but instead of following the natural flow of arguement -> acceptance -> change it has gone nuclear because of social media.

>>668461556

I'm not in the least bit angry, you on the other hand are either completely ignorant or genuinely dumb as shit, pretty sure its the former but your need to keep replying, insisting I'm butthurt tells me you might just be stupid
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>>668462226
Righty
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>>668464190
By our autism powers combined!
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>>668454095
I would just fucking kill myself if I looked like this.
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>be me, 23, college
>Teresa, a wildly pretty looking girl, starts talking to me before class starts
>sitting near
>talking everyday
>same interests, same life, she's smart and lovely
>a few days later, i only see her at the end of the class
>she happily asks out of the blue: what do you actually think about me?
>I seriously tell her I'd like to spend more time with her
>her smile was way more than a "yes", I even wondered why she didn't hug or kiss
>"see you tomorrow", she says, and leaves
>wouldn't sleep that night, I totally fell in love
>day after, she wasn't there
>day after, she isn't there
>day after, she is not there
>I don't know how to contact her, noone seems to know more than her first name

>weeks later
>social engineering and a bit of dangerous hacking, finally got her home number
>phoned her from a public phone, didn't want to mess things out
>"hi, I'm a friend of Teresa, she wasn't h..."
>"duh, didn't she tell you she went to study abroad a few weeks ago? maybe she will be here by Christmas"

>months later
>called again that number (ending in 940994, still remember today)
>"The number you have dialed doesn't exist, please try again, thank you"
>omg

>be me, 24 years later, now I'm 47
>never forgot her
>my only memories are her face and that phone number
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>>668454318
Cringe is right.
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>>668464357
Looks normal to me.
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>>668464444
Quads don't lie.
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Why is it that all "nerds" need to be unhygienic and cringe-worthy lardos? Neckbeard hate thread:

>gf and I play Magic: The Gathering with each other
>It's fun for a while but we decide to go to a card store for a casual game night
>The smell is fucking awful
>Aircon is on full blast and these whale-men with pathetic tuffs on their faces are making the room like a hotbox
>Half of them carrying MLP toys and shirts and look like a Pedophiles Anonymous meetup
>We try to find the cleanest looking people
>Eventually we find an anorexic kid, lets call him Skeletor who doesn't stink.
>His fucking face looks like the Himalayas due to acne
>We wait for his friend to stomp over and sit down
>Despite how fat he was he didnt smell and he dressed pretty well
>Gf isnt that great at Magic but she knows basic concepts like the rules and how turns work, she also knows how her deck works.
>I have a decent game with Skeletor, kick his ass a few times and he wins once or twice.
>I glance over and see my gf all flustered and stammering while Jabba the Hutt is accusing her of stacking her deck
>After finding out what happened, they played 6 games.
>he won 5 and she just won.
>Jabba says she cheated because he never loses
>He calls the store manager over
>A really bored teenager walks over and sighs before asking what happened
>I try to talk before he turns full beta autist and starts squealing
>CHEATER CHEATER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Cont.
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>>668447780
nah man, that tree is dope as fuck
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>>668459027
>gothic tampon
you may dress like hitler but i love you
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>>668447780
fuck you mean? that tree is alpha as fuck
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>>668464276
That is absolutely shit reasoning. Cherry picked examples, delivered as conclusive evidence instead of inductive garbage, wrapped in tortilla of SJW propaganda devoid of actual historical knowledge.

God damn, I fucking hate you arrogant, ignorant, weak ass Millennial faggots. Go vote for serfdom while whining about how hard your joke of a major is.
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>>668464707
> REEEEEE

Where did this even come from?
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Fresh from the oven.
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>>668459164
>rafael nadal
>cringe
>no
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>>668464721
Santa is offensive to Muslims. We must burn the tree
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>>668460967
Where can i buy these? Norway?
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>>668464707
Magic the gathering is for ugly people. Smelling good is for hot people.
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>inb4 back2reddit
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>>668464499
>social media
>1992
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One
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>>668464838
So how do you open coconuts? I usually just go outside and smash them on the ground because I don't have time for their fucking bullshit.
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Two
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>>668460967
Ah fuck this cat cunt again
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>>668464909

... You do realize I'm AGAINST this whole LGBT movement right?
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>>668464276
>I'm not in the least bit angry,
I didn't say angry, I said your jimmies were rustled. Hatred rustles them too, and harboring such thoughts of hatred is a sign of mental illness. It's a sign that there's something seriously crossed with your reasoning that you have to lash out at a scapegoat.
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>>668465008
more of this legit faggot
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>>668464435
Not this thing again
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>>668465328
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>>668464909
You are the biggest fucking retard in this thread. Seriously consider killing yourself
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>>668465417
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>>668465191
I use a niggers head to crack it open, works pretty well seen as there aint much in a nig skull
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>>668447780
You made laugh lougly enough out of dead silence my dog jumped, congrats
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