Didn't have a way to record them, but on my lunch break today I was treated to two pseudo intellectuals having an "intelligent" conversation and weed. Of course at full volume in a popular restaurant. They were already done eating before I arrived, and were still there when I left.
Now for the cringe. I walked to their table before leaving. As loud as I could I yelled DUDES WEED LOL! 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOTS! Then threw up deuces with both hands and laughed all the way to my truck.
Don't know why I thought it was a good idea. Probably the three whisky and cokes I had with lunch.
that's the only almost cringe material i have
If you don't reply Nick I'm sending these to her...
This one has always irritated me, claims modesty while constantly padding yourself on the back for how deep and mind blowing your intelligence is. These people deserved all the bullying they got
I wonder how many of this pics captations are real, and how many are shooped by ppl trying to increase the cringelevels.
And lets not forget that alot of those that are made by the cringecreatures themselves might be humor or just fucking around in PS.
With that said.... jesus h christ some of these ppl are just sad.
I could not agree more, dude.
I was a self conscious insecure person, as moat teenagers were but this is unacceptable
This is her brother coming to kick your ass for saying that. Wat do fgt?
>Translation: I have the world's most wicked mood swings
This isn't cringe. This is alpha as fuck.
A father respecting his son's right to self-expression. I see nothing wrong with it. If this triggers you, maybe you should she a therapist for all those repressed feelings that you're trying to ignore.
Try it for yourself.
Post results faggetelli.
this was the look he gave me while my ex gave him a bj
has anyone the photo of this with the names?
That's a very common misunderstanding. Actually, jurassic park hasn't existed in years. When that dumb cunt who likes Chris Pratt gained power, she changed the layout lf the whole thing.
>How would you feel if you were upstaged by some amish dude?
Amish don't dance.
You're the biggest cringe in this thread, OP
We can't help it if it makes us cringe. We were born that way.
>his son's right to self-expression
Oh of course, some queer father lets his son dress as a gothic tampon, everyone praises the bravery.
I try to dress like Hitler, and everyone looses their shit.
Thread is about things that make us cringe, not about things that are wrong. It's perfectly ok for him to do that.
But it still makes us cringe. Whether you give a shit about that or not isn't something we give a shit about.
>I try to dress like Hitler, and everyone looses their shit.
That's because Gothic Tampons never committed a human rights atrocity and you're obviously doing it to be a provocative attention-whoring dipshit
This shit makes my blood boil
>We can't help it if it makes us cringe. We were born that way.
If you cringe, that's because it makes you uncomfortable.
If it's making you uncomfortable, that means that it's threatening to your sexuality.
If your sexuality feels threatened, maybe you should see a psychiatrist because it's not the sign of a psychologically healthy individual.
"Maybe if I grow a reddit.com/r/beards I will look like less of a scrub"
The only reason to dress goth or emo is for attention. That's the whole point of it and why they take so many pictures of themselves. Attention whoring at its finest.
And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, dude.
don't be salty, that kid is mentally ill and his father is a pathetic sheep following the LGBT flock
>The only reason to dress goth or emo is for attention. That's the whole point of it and why they take so many pictures of themselves. Attention whoring at its finest.
Which is why you complaining about not being allowed to attention-whore for Hitler comes across as hypocritical. You're just mad because nobody wants to smell the brand of bullshit that you're wafting in people's faces.
There is nothing mentally ill about self-expression
There is something mentally ill about getting your jimmies rustled that hard about the way somebody else lives their life.
>Fucking kill yourself, you disgrace to humanity. Worthless little obese faggot, just fucking die.
I don't need to. My ideas have a future. Yours will die with you. Enjoy irrelevance, because you're really not making a strong case for yourself by throwing a bitch-fit about it.
>My ideas have a future
No, they don't. Your massive faggotry have gotten people killed, and will continue to do so, because they are unnatural and just plain autistic. Continue being an obese little lonely faggot. And please actually swallow the pills once and for all.
Which one do you think has a more fuckable mouth /b/?
Yeah me too.
It may be true that they are attention-whoring, but for fuck's sake, Donald Trump is an attention-whore. Bernie Sanders is an attention-whore. Kanye West and Pat Buchanan are attention whores. It's not in and of itself a bad thing, the most successful people are the ones who know how to put themselves first.
Compare that to some whining skintard who nobody will let dress like Hitler. That's not one of the habits of successful people.
>No, they don't. Your massive faggotry have gotten people killed, and will continue to do so, because they are unnatural and just plain autistic. Continue being an obese little lonely faggot. And please actually swallow the pills once and for all.
Spoken like a scared, cornered little man-boy. Keep regurgitating your lies, /b/ is literally the last place on Earth where they are even remotely tolerated, and even then it's just for the lulz and not because anyone believes your brownshirt horseshit. I'm sure your uncle will understand after you've finished giving him a rimjob.
Humans have a tendency to overreact to social change.
Black people being more accepted was a huge movement that had a lot of groups clashing.
Decades before that it was giving women the right to vote and do... pretty much anything except kitchen work was the huge iddue of the age.
Now its LGBT, but instead of following the natural flow of arguement -> acceptance -> change it has gone nuclear because of social media.
I'm not in the least bit angry, you on the other hand are either completely ignorant or genuinely dumb as shit, pretty sure its the former but your need to keep replying, insisting I'm butthurt tells me you might just be stupid
>be me, 23, college
>Teresa, a wildly pretty looking girl, starts talking to me before class starts
>same interests, same life, she's smart and lovely
>a few days later, i only see her at the end of the class
>she happily asks out of the blue: what do you actually think about me?
>I seriously tell her I'd like to spend more time with her
>her smile was way more than a "yes", I even wondered why she didn't hug or kiss
>"see you tomorrow", she says, and leaves
>wouldn't sleep that night, I totally fell in love
>day after, she wasn't there
>day after, she isn't there
>day after, she is not there
>I don't know how to contact her, noone seems to know more than her first name
>social engineering and a bit of dangerous hacking, finally got her home number
>phoned her from a public phone, didn't want to mess things out
>"hi, I'm a friend of Teresa, she wasn't h..."
>"duh, didn't she tell you she went to study abroad a few weeks ago? maybe she will be here by Christmas"
>called again that number (ending in 940994, still remember today)
>"The number you have dialed doesn't exist, please try again, thank you"
>be me, 24 years later, now I'm 47
>never forgot her
>my only memories are her face and that phone number
Why is it that all "nerds" need to be unhygienic and cringe-worthy lardos? Neckbeard hate thread:
>gf and I play Magic: The Gathering with each other
>It's fun for a while but we decide to go to a card store for a casual game night
>The smell is fucking awful
>Aircon is on full blast and these whale-men with pathetic tuffs on their faces are making the room like a hotbox
>Half of them carrying MLP toys and shirts and look like a Pedophiles Anonymous meetup
>We try to find the cleanest looking people
>Eventually we find an anorexic kid, lets call him Skeletor who doesn't stink.
>His fucking face looks like the Himalayas due to acne
>We wait for his friend to stomp over and sit down
>Despite how fat he was he didnt smell and he dressed pretty well
>Gf isnt that great at Magic but she knows basic concepts like the rules and how turns work, she also knows how her deck works.
>I have a decent game with Skeletor, kick his ass a few times and he wins once or twice.
>I glance over and see my gf all flustered and stammering while Jabba the Hutt is accusing her of stacking her deck
>After finding out what happened, they played 6 games.
>he won 5 and she just won.
>Jabba says she cheated because he never loses
>He calls the store manager over
>A really bored teenager walks over and sighs before asking what happened
>I try to talk before he turns full beta autist and starts squealing
>CHEATER CHEATER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That is absolutely shit reasoning. Cherry picked examples, delivered as conclusive evidence instead of inductive garbage, wrapped in tortilla of SJW propaganda devoid of actual historical knowledge.
God damn, I fucking hate you arrogant, ignorant, weak ass Millennial faggots. Go vote for serfdom while whining about how hard your joke of a major is.
... You do realize I'm AGAINST this whole LGBT movement right?
>I'm not in the least bit angry,
I didn't say angry, I said your jimmies were rustled. Hatred rustles them too, and harboring such thoughts of hatred is a sign of mental illness. It's a sign that there's something seriously crossed with your reasoning that you have to lash out at a scapegoat.
more of this legit faggot