ITT: You tell the world anonymously your biggest secrets (Or

>>668282780
I divide my shitting session in parts where I flush in between because I once clogged the toilets at someone's place and there was no way to unclog it.

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

>>668283177
That's an act of potential courtesy.

I have a horse dildo I use anally and it feels fucking amazing.

>>668284588
how big?

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>>668283177
>>668283444
>>668284588
>>668284700

Sucked a dick when I was 7 years old.

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>>668284824
same

>>668284824
>>668285136

same :\

>>668284394
I do it at my own place too I mean. Every single time

I one time did an 8 ball of coke with a tranny and a CD and they took turns drilling my ass. Theybwere both black, the CD only had like a 5" dick while the tranny had a 7-8. The 5" was just a tease, but the bigger one almost made me cum without touching my dick. Until he/she blew their load all over my ass.

>>668284824
>>668285136
>>668285277
kek, fags

I still use a Zune.

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>>668285878

I stole a dildo from my mom one (ok more than once) and fucked myself with it. Also went atm

>>668286044
same

>>668282780
I have a daily drug habit I keep to myself. It is a finacial strain on my family, but Ive been able to hide it up to this point using cash and cc. Im still quite functional, but have been feeling more and more depressed over the past couple years. I know I need to stop, but worry about the inevitable withdrawl and depression to come.

>>668286044
same, she's got like 12 of them anyway

Already got sucked by a friend. Still fap to it

>>668285878
What rhe fuck is wrong with you anon? Have some goddamn respect for yourself.

>>668286183
seek counseling, nothing to be ashamed of. For your family's sake

One time a escort/prostitue gave me her old pimps watch.

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I always wished I could've licked my sister's feet

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>>668285623
fuuuuck sounds hot! why are we all gay now?

>>668286183
most junkheads are just like you... maintaining...barely...

>>668286183
What drug(s)?

I used my roomate fleshlight, i cummed inside and didn't washed after

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>>668286635

Im so desperate right now I let a gay guy take advantage of me and literally use me as a cumdump.

>>668286722
that's kind of hot

>>668286611
Thanks anon, Ive been through counseling bedore and it did help...for a while. Eventually I just substituted my addiction to alcohol for pills.

>>668286718
Opiates and benzos

>>668286635
Dude, if that's your sister I know her... But I don't know you.

>>668286911
I don't think he thinks so...hehehe

>>668287045
Oh? Let's be sure it's the same girl you're thinking of. Her initials?

>>668286718
Should say - daily opiate use (pills no H) and xanax mabee 3-4 times a week. Going on two years of that..

In my teenage years I used to steal my friends mums used panties and masturbate to them

>>668282780
I fantasise about killing people. Sometimes to the point I struggle not to. I just want to know the inevitable high of cutting a woman throat and holding her in my arms as I watch the life drain out of her eyes.

>>668287273
A.B.

>>668283444
>My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
Would you retards PLEASE post your genders when you post this kind of thing?
I'm trying to fap here!

i once got raped by a girl when i was 9 years old

>>668286957
Well keep trying. Substitute it for something like exercise lol

>>668287558
Niceeee

i finger my pussy and after i not wash my hands

>>668287500
Nah not the same girl, those initials weren't close at all

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>>668287414
I do that with my wifes panties now- how is this a confession?? It's hot shit. The smell of pussy and ass, sometimes piss......mmmmmhmmm......hot as fuck

>>668287665
tits or gtfo

>>668287667
Oh okay. So you're not like Hispanic?

>>668287826
MORE LIKE BTFO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

sorry I'll go back to >>>/pol/

>(Or relocate to >>668282268 and post conspiracy theories)

My god. The Illuminati have had that thread eliminated....

>>668284824
Same

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i made a drunk kid fuck me in the woods

I like to have my girlfriend touch her asshole and then have me smell her fingers.

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>>668287558
>>668287661

>>668287924
get out of here polfag

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>>668287924

>>668287924
What the fuck did i just see?

>>668282780
I somehow convince my niece, when she was 5 and also she was way too shy to even to talk, that sucking my dick will show her how to be more determinded
she is now 15 and she is the ¨most¨popular girl in the school
The funny thing is tat she is always thanking me for what i did to her but she cant remember what i actually did
Maybe when she is older i will tell her
reason?
she seem me moreof a father figure then my own brother and she always enjoy being close to me
and also, becuase underage pussy is not as dun to fuck as many mangas saids it is

>>668288042
female?

>>668287849
Definitely hispanic but can't be the same girl you were thinking of

>>668288047
Yummy, Im gonna have to join the other fapping anon if you keep this shit up

>>668288223
male

>>668288158
You often post while drinking?

>>668282780
I piss in the sinks at work.

>>668288326
God damn it

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I want to fuck my sis

I sometimes go and steal a panty and stockings and masturbate

>>668288271
Does she live on the east coast? Do phone numbers in that area start with a seven?

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In highschool I always had a ton of thoughts about this girl pegging me

>>668288158
american is not my original lenguage
i iknow how to read it and speak it and understand it
my grammar is what has always fuck me up

>>668288508
what happened to just watching porn?

>>668286748
Man feet

>>668288496
Marcus?

I scrub my cinnamon ring with my frinds tooth brush

I'm not gay but I stick stuff up my ass

>>668287410
Ever try PST?

>>668288650
foot fetish level: master

>>668288706
hahaha, no

>>668288628
shit i feel old

>>668288571
Dude just stop already, you said AB & I told you that wasn't even close. Her initials are S.L if it makes you happy

>>668288794
>I'm not gay but I stick stuff up my ass
WRONG!

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>>668288794
>not gay

>>668288158
Wat

I like to masturbate outside, and do often. Usually at night.

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Well let's see.
I caused someone's death through a traffic incident when I was a kid and it was what I was intending (I was running toward the freeway in snow getting people to veer away).
When I was 7, I started to try to look for boobs and dicks on everyone all the time. I would grab my teachers' shirts and try to pull them down.
When I was 10 I was into incest. Sister got super drunk and I licked her asshole.
When I was 12 I beat the shit out of a kid who bullied me for two years. When I turned 13, I went to a party with a fat blonde chick who tried to get me to fuck her. I wouldn't do it even though I wanted to.
When I was 15 I recorded a 5 minute long conversation I had with a guy who raped one of my female friends and posted it on Facebook ruining him socially.
When I was 16, I discovered to cuckold fetish and loved it ever since. While still 16 I got a gf and kept her until now (24). We now have an open relationship.
I secretly want to kill about 50 people who have done nothing wrong.
Nothing turns me on sexually but I want to fuck as many people as possible.
>pic related; it's gf and me

>>668288706
What are you talking about? Marcus loves leeches not humans

is it gay to finger your ass?

>>668289177
nah

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>>668289177
yep, it is

>>668289177
only if you roll dubs

>>668289177
Na not at all. Its only gay if another guy is in the room.

>>668288993
That's the best, I used to do this a long tine ago.

I have issues buried so deep that I don't know what they are. I have no desire to work, even if not working means death. Everything I like is ironic. I get drunk or high as much as I can because it's better than thinking about my real position. I'm a huge bitch who has it easy but still can't handle life.

>>668289344
so you're gay?

>>668289344
>>668289177
only if you roll dubs
>DOH

I'm currently sitting here, filled with a big enema, and a big buttplug to hold it in. Been holding it for almost an hour, it wants to come out but I ain't letting it.

>>668288496
Follow your heart pumpkin.

i once fingered my cousins pussy while she was sleeping

she didnt wake up tho

>>668288993
I used to do that all the damn time when i was around 14-15. I use to have a jumper that had long pockets, and id cut a hole in the right one, and i would slip my dick up into it....

if you think it is gay to finger your ass you have obviously never tried it

I'm a chronic alcoholic that dropped out of college three times, I hold a part time job as a shoe salesmen, and the only way I can ever amount lots of money is to be a slave to my psychotic mother to inherit the family fortune

>>668289570
kek

>>668289661
Wasnt there a show about this? Married With Children?

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Still to this day I have a fantasy of these ugly triplets forcing me to smell their dirty assholes and fart in my face

i self suck my cock everyday

>>668289832
every guy wanted to do that when they were 10 you're lucky you actually can

>>668289832
wish i could do that shit

>>668288833
So much so that I actually paint my own toes for my enjoyment

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>>668289635
just because you enjoy it, doesn't mean it isn't gay

>>668289832
Pic?

I love the smell of my uncut dick when it's dirty

>>668290143
i don't take picture of my secret activity ;)

I fucked my cousin.

getting fucked by a guy doesn't make you gay it means you have a dick fetish

I used to squeeze the tip of my dick when I was orgasming to keep the cum inside me. My dick would keep spasmsing until I let the cum out. Plus it would shoot out at incredible force. It felt great.

I paid the price for it. When I ejaculate now I have almost no sensation. I can feel the build up to the orgasm, then nothing. The cum just dribbles out to no orgasm. I can't even feel anything in my dick when pissing.

Went to multiple urologists where I embarrassingly had to admit what I did. None of them could find a solution. One Indian asshole doctor told me I should just be happy I could reproduce.

I don't even try to have a sex life anymore. Don't see the point.

i have a deep fetish for my gf being violated on here, and each day i'm constantly lurking 'girls you have saved' with eternal fear of her being posted and doxed out. we have our future set and it'll completly ruin it. i'm addicted and can't stop.

>>668282780
A few years ago I stole tons of pills from relatives.

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>>668289832

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I steal personal data and pics from everyone I know or can. Nudes for preference but any piece of private data works for me.

I've got files of interesting stuff on over a hundred people I've met/known over the last decade and hundreds more that were targets of opportunity. I've seen at least five girls I currently work with naked without their knowledge.

I could ruin a lot of lives and marriages and put a couple of people in jail for a while, but I like having the power more than I like using it. Maybe one day if I really need something.

picture related.

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I still want to lick and smell my little cousin's asshole when she hasn't showered for days

>>668289797
Heh, not old enough or married to be al bundy, but there is a guy there that fits the description. Accept for he doesn't have the balls bundy did,

>>668290262
You can blur face, I just wanna see some pics.

I molested a 9yo girl

feels...bad

you cunts made me feel like I am gay because I finger my ass even though I am not attracted to men

>>668290640
Thats actually really fucking awesome. Not the nudes part, but the fact you have so much dirt on people. Keep it up dude ahah

I'm a newfag who acts Like an oldfag.

>>668290704
So that would make him a complete fucking loser?

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By the power of dubs
>check em
Get outta here faggots

I've posted nudes on here before and found it so hot. I'm a guy.

>>668290874
Jail will feel worse now that you've posted that

>check em

>i had seen all gf's of my highschool friends completly nude (long story)
>i take drugs while i'm alone and hide it from my gf
>when my gf stays at her parents i'm sniffing her used underwear and wank to that
>one of my all time best sexual experiences was for sure the worst for my gf

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>>668291108
"DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE GOD DAMN IT 4CHAN WHY CANT I DELETE BEFORE MY POST GETS RIGGITY RIGGITY R-R-R-ROASTED?!"

Also *ahem*. ________________________________⤴︎

I hacked off to the pain olympics

I molested my 13 year old cousin (I was 16 at the time)

I slept cuddling with her and started to touch her breasts. she woke up and told my brother, but no parents were involved

I felt really bad at the time, and I'm ashamed of it to the day but it's all cool between us now anyways

>>668291544
jacked*

>>668291027
I mean, I feel for the guy, he has been laid a shit hand for life, he is married and is mega whipped, and he's a ugly guy... But he's a nice person. Idk everyone at work rips on him but he is kinda a loser

>>668289047
I see hour fatty pubic mound, fatso.

I want to rape a girl under 18, but I don't know the best way of doing it.

>>668289828
They look fucking disgusting.

>>668288613

>american is not my original language

Something tells me you might actually be American though.

>>668290713
I prefer not to store the photographs in my smartphone memory. In short , i am very paranoid!

>>668286640
holy fuck hot as shit

>>668290424
Fuck, dude. Sounds like shit.

>>668291710
probably with your dick

>>668289611
This incredible.

I'm a guy.
I fucked myself with a dildo and sent the video to a girl and told her I wanted her to peg me.

>>668291925
Download mega and upload them there. You can set a password when accessing the app.

Solved

>>668291027
Just go chill with the guy man, make his life a bit more enjoyable?

>>668290640
That sounds so fucking bad ass. You're cool, have my respect

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>>668291710
With your penis duh

>>668289832
Does it feel like a blow job or wanking off?

>>668291735
I know, if you look at them and then read the fantasy, you would notice I'm a disgusting guy.....

>>668291650
>>668292213
FUck im too high and replied to my own comment...

>>668282780
Sauce?

i know she's a bitch but she's a hot bitch

>>668291994
kek, underrated post

Me and my twin bro banged the mother of my child (my woman of 10 years). I beat the shit out of him when he brought it up in am argument.

>>668291925
Just download a tons of music until your memory is full delete and repeat a few times and the picture wont be recoverable due to it being overwritten so much.

I plan to kill myself in 2 years if it goes to shit

>>668283177
i do the same, but just because i don't like to take the time to unclog it

>>668292213
There's about a 20 year age difference and he has a demanding family, I figure if we are both working together when I hit 30 id be much more inclined, but that's a few years off yet. Thanks for the convo, going to get smashed and watch movies

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>>668287427
Whoah there anon. Using a knife is an easy way to get caught! Take some rope and strangle them instead. No blood, no prints, no jail. But find people that deserve it like pedos and feminists

I can clap one handed.

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>>668293548
found the freak

>>668287414
I did the same thing. I'd keep a stash hidden in his bathroom. I'd be at his house every chance I had.

>>668290424
learn to take anal fisting. you'll find its worth it.