In this thread we post why we like feminine penises.
Also, general trap thread.
Because they taste better and are more fun to play with. I'm a straight married man and the most fun I had was when I fucked a few traps while wife was out of town for a couple weeks.
you're not a girl you're a faggot, there's a difference from what you believe you are and what you really are
obviously some mental damage in there, I understand where you get the emotional wrecks from
You, "totally straight", are walking down the street, then you see a sign:
Martian Cock Emporium
The guy out front comes up to you and says:
"Hey dude, we're having a sale, why don't you come on in and check things out?"
You: "No thanks, I'm not into cocks; I'm straight."
Guy: "Sure you're straight, but you like Mars right?"
You: "Well, yeah I guess."
Guy: "You like those cool rovers we sent up there, that awesome red color, the sexy ice caps at the poles. You know, I'll bet you even hope that you get to visit there in your lifetime."
You: "Well, yeah, sure, but I don't see what all that has to do with cocks."
Guy: "It's not about the cocks. It's about Mars. You do like Mars...don't you?"
You: "Uh, sure, I guess."
Guy: "Of course you do! So why not come inside, jerk off a couple Martian cocks and maybe suck on a few? It's really not about the cocks, just Mars."
Yeah, right; "totally straight".
Look at the world right now. It has become 4chan. There are not not only 2 genders, but a lot of autistic retards thinking there are other genders. We live in a world where femenazi's want to be superior and want to destroy all men.
This world is fucked, not just 4chan.
"Manly" Vagina #3
Nah man I wanted to do a hidden camera but being married means not a bit of evidence, especially on my phone after I delete everything.
Didn't use tinder because you can't use a fake name and people can look u up and see ur married. I used meetme, skout and POF
I DECLARE A PUSSY THREAD! /B/ LETS GO!
The fuck it doesn't.
If you have a cock and fuck someone else with a cock, you aren't fucking straight.
I don't give two flying fucks if you're bi, bi, straight or anything in between.
But saying you're straight when you're a dude having sex with another dude is just fucking stupid.
while most of what you say is true about the left side
quite the opposite. while you may be able to find a dude as a fuck buddy for NSA, dudes have emotions, gay dudes are even more emotional, and gender warped dudes are even more emotional than girls.
Studies have shown straight men like traps because of the feminine features and the dick. All men enjoy having a dick and are attracted to dicks, but straight men are only attracted when the male is feminine enough to. Why do you think gays don't like traps, they're attracted to masculine features.
So basically what OP is saying is don't be a beta cuck and let your gf run your life.
Pretty easy and people that have to become boy fucking faggots because they can't be a man is pretty pathetic.
Eat a bag of dicks.
It's only tumblrina fucks like yourself that, smugly, think not being attracted to dudes is a sign of being attracted to dudes.
Then you wonder why people want to kick the everloving fuck out of you.
I'm here because op was trying to make a case for how traps are better than females.
I'm almost certainly more secure than most. I went through a phase where I fucked a couple dudes. Had problems with keeping a hard on. Couldn't kiss them no matter what because it disgusted me. Engaged in some faggotry, but it wasn't for me.
Now all you fags that are in denial should just admit the facts.
I like traps. I like boys. I like dicks.Call a spade a spade and get out of the fucking closet.
>being attracted to boy butts, boy bodies, and cocks is not being attracted to dudes
i could argue that someones just 'deviant' if it was really good passing trans, but were talking about sissy boys. they are just twinkish dudes who wear girl clothes, most dont even bother to have female hair, and those butts arent trained to look like females, they are trained to look like hot dude asses 99% of the time.
trust me i know the difference between a man ass and a chick ass
>I don't like dicks in my porn at all.
>I only like pussy,
>being this much of a casual normie
guess the new meta, is to not try
Bi master race reporting in
If you like traps you are definitely "slightly" homo.
How can you be SO in denial that you dont accept you are gay when you like men with dicks.
Even if they look like women, they have dicks, a male only feature, that turns you on, which makes you gay, faggot.
/b/ fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH" Its not that im sick of 4chan just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, loli threads. Otherwise known as how to post pictures of children getting fucked without going to jail. You're fucking disgusting, you pedophiles.
Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick getting fucked in the ass. That's gay.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twitter. Congrats.
Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling "SAUCE".
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kidding. Fuck you.
Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pictures of cartoon characters or pictures of porn with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine-number ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
TL;DR, loli is for pedophiles, you're a faggot if you watch trap, you're a virgin pathetic beta for watching R34/Incest, grow attached to a 17 year old girl, but Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Fuck your feels, no one wants to see your cock, actually contribute in porn threads, and stop shitposting copypasta. Also, Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And Suzy and/or Kat aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.
the fact that smoeone like you feels comfortable saying such bullshit semi-publicly is surely an indication that society is on the decline.
See, i can throw out pretentious statements like you and sound just as retarded. doesn't make what etiher of us said true. unlike my first statement which actually cited reality as a source.
It's baffling to know that people will argue against this. The only thing worse than a faggot is one that's in denial. This is coming from a faggot, albeit a bi one.
POINT OF INFORMATION
Very wrong on count #10. A good proportion of traps are dramatic as fuck. Not as high a proportion as females (as in, not 99%), but when traps get emotionally unstable they typically go completely bonkers.
This is a trap thread, not a shemale thread.
>This is a trap thread, not a shemale thread.
Thanks for helping the retarded.
>scientists along with astronomers have proved that it is in fact possible for this world can into going.
Yeah, well, it's widely acknowledged that astronomers, as well as scientists, are aligned with the Jewish conspiracy.
Especially since being gay isn't a huge deal (unless you live in a rather unpleasant place).
Very few things are more infuriating than listening to a bi or gay dude scream that he's straight because he only has it off with dudes that get a Brazilian wax and put on a dress.
Well, most are crossdressers who don't really qualify as traps. Classically traps are passable cd's, not trans. But yeah like >>662941502 said it's come to lose that meaning for many.
I'm also trans and there's nothing you can do here but sit back and watch people sperg out. Don't let yourself get baited you're not going to educate anyone.
Ah but what about when I'm not in the mood anymore and I switch back to my gravelly cockney/devonshire blend frightening the shit out of me partner?
That's well over half the fun
How is any system of classification meaningful?
dna says you are a male in female clothes. deal with it. also you can sux nigger dicks.
>sex is free
Already kek, just because someone is a trap doesn't mean they're easy
>gifts for sex
Yeah if you're an ugly, autistic fag. The average guy should be able to land a chick with his looks and personality alone. Any payment or service exchange and it's literally prositution, which is for fuckin losers.
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well that's why classifications change and adapt over time, as well as theories, and everything to do with SCIENCE!
Except some people like living in the past and stick to archaic standards
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Know matter how hard you wish, no matter how hard you try, if you're born with a cock you are a dude.
You will be a dude during your life.
You will die a dude.
No amount of bullshit will change that.
I'm curious why people always seem so angry and defensive about this :V
I mean idc what people on /b/ think of trans people lol. That's like pissing in the wind. I don't really get the anger and insistence that trans women are dudes though, unless it comes from some sort of sexual insecurity.
Don't believe trans women are women? Cool! Who cares! Why bring it up??
>Ah but what about when I'm not in the mood anymore and I switch back to my gravelly cockney/devonshire blend frightening the shit out of me partner?
>That's well over half the fun
That's when you get to adopt a full-on weird tranny name and scare the children.
Anyone else feel lost in the world as a trap lover? Liking traps makes me too gay to be fully accepted by the straight scene, but I don't really feel as if I belong in the gay scene either since I'm not attracted to normal dudes. Where do we belong?
Never fucked a trap, so will ignore that side of your image. Looking at the Real Girl side though...
All but # 10 are false of any girl I've ever been with. Maybe you are doing it wrong?
Unless you live in an intolerant area does it matter? Just treat it as a fetish, which it is. No one wants to hear about it any more than they want to hear about the other guy's foot fetish and so on. Keep to yourself about it and if an opportunity to fuck a trap arises do it.
>not into masculine features
How are you not getting this?
>will let me fuck her as much as I want, gifts or no
>IDGAF about creampies
>can cum inside
>easy to get horny
>lives for me
>not that emotional
To add to that:
>has three holes to pick from
>doesn't have a dick
>is actually a girl
A feminine penis does not exist.
I'm not even into traps, but I gotta agree with this advice.
Seriously, I don't give a fuck if you like traps, it just annoys me that there are so many trap threads on /b/ lately. Containment board when?
did she steal that dildo from mister edoobs?