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Hey boys!

How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!

I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.

Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
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>>597875648
Fuck the fight, I bet you'd be a mean ride.
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So scared
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>>597875648
I would last more then 2 mins in a fight in bed with you little tiger. Rawr!
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I have a gun.
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>>597875648
>karate

kek
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A bit horny actually.
Mostly just happy for you though.
Like "Well done, love. You want to pop down the pub? I'll get you a drink. You must be fangin'"...
Is that the right answer?
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>>597875648
Sisters 15, with a second degree black belt and on track to earn her 3rd degree by 21. At witch time also earning the grand master title. your no master, now go make me a sandwich
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Lol give me 30 seconds and I'll have you drinking cum through a straw
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>>597875648
Go a head punk, make my bed.
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>>597875648
I'd love to let you kick my ass
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>>597875648
Heavy weight boxer here.

Would fuck you up, and fuck you after!
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>>597875648
Paige is a sub par fighter but has a tight body
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>>597875648
>I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate
nice try faggot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_%28rank%29
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>>597875648
you don't master shit in five years.
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>>597876275
Easy, mate.
Have her with a nice cuppa.
Bring your straw, if you're really married to the idea...
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>>597875648

why would you and I be fighting?
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>>597875648
Tits or gtfo
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>>597875648
you can't kick my ass in a streetfight. there will be no streetfight. if i ever run across your ass i'll invite you for a cup of coffee or tea or whatever you fancy and later have consensual sex with you in the missionary position.
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>>597876455
Yeah she's slow. But still not bad. Didn't see much in terms of power neither.
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>>597876492
>>597876492
>>597876492
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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well you could try to attack me first for whatever reason willfully knowing you would be the one to throw an attack first and immediately my karambit would be ejected from its sheath and abruptly strike you in the jugular thus ending the altercation and resulting in thriump to the victor. it wouldnt be anything unusual in a normal day for me. i am a mixed martial artist bokochan expert monk. i dont not anywhere seek combat and impose on doing so
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>>597875648
KARATE IS SHIT

KRAV MAGA POWER!
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>>597875648
Birch I would stay you in your neck right off
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Really? Karate?

The Dane Cook of martial arts?
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>>597875648
You think just cuz your a fighter your exempt from the rules?
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>>597875648
amusing
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LURK MOAR NEWFAGS
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>>597875648
Rose would fuck you up Paige
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>>597876455
Tits and timestamp, or gtfo
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>>597875648
What dan?
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>>597875648

Even an avarage grappler could beat the crap out of you. How do you feel about that?
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>>597876714
I'm laughing at your cloths
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Fuck off. I've been doing Kickboxing for 5 years and doing Muay Thai for 4.
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>>597875648
alright cunt, but could you beat Uchiha Madara?
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
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>>597876752
>>597876749
Are you retarded, stupid or both?
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>>597876624
Agreed, Expert level Krav Maga instructor reporting in. Karate is great as a sport, but useless in a real fight.

I would offer to take OP in a fight but I would feel bad attacking an innocent woman who wouldn't be able to defend herself. Besides, Krav is defensive in nature because of how violent it is. If we went picking fights with everyone we didn't like, we'd all be rounded up and imprisoned.
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Lol I go to the gym every other day I would fucking wreck that little girl with my superior man strenghth
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>>597876455

>hands dropping after all those kicks
>leaving her jaw wide fucking open

She's clearly never actually competed or been in a real fight, she'd get KO'd in seconds.
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You can't beat me in StreetFighter
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>>597876714
are you retarded
do you even know what karate means? it's simply a term for "fighting with open hands"
there's a dozen of fighting styles behind the term karate, karate itself means nothing apart from fighting with bare hands
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>>597875648
>.gif
>I was promised an animated image
Why would you lie, anon, on the internet of all places?
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>>597875648
this pasta is older than most of the fags posting in this thread
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>>597877024
And you obviously have no idea what hes talking about then. This is why we cant have nice things
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>>597876965
That, and she's generating very little kicking power. She'd hit the guy quickly, but he'd hardly feel it.
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>>597876912

Your krav maga will not help you against BJJ guy, deal with it.
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>>597876269
>grand master at 21
mcdojo
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>>597877024
Someone's never seen Archer.
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how does it feel I'm carrying a sharp knife and I'd abduct you and proceed to rape you inside a dumpster, if you'd make any noise I'd slit your throat. ?
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>>597876912

I do muay Thai but I started with Karate and I'm here to tell you you're full of shit.

A lot of Karate training is really lame and doesn't prepare people properly for a fight, but if taught and applied correctly it's really useful.

Kyoji Hiroguchi, Kid Yamamoto, Lyoto Machida, and even GSP all use Karate style striking so... Karate fighters are usually very adept at closing distance without making their movements predictable, sports style Karate really helps train people for this and a lot of mma places adapt it.

Obviously Katas and flat footed stances you learn aren't useful in a fight but they're for leg conditioning and exercise, not fighting.
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>>597876751
>implying this slow kick would hit anyone

either duck and kick her only supporting leg or just use raw power in your hand to block it and counter attack with a strike to her face or torso while she's vulnerable after losing balance

these kicks can be powerful as your body rotation and weight adds a lot of power, but jesus christ, she's slower than a nigger going to an employement office
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>>597876912

>expert level krav maga instructor

are u a navy seal too bro?
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>>597876455
too fucking slow. could grab her leg at anytime.
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>>597876455
Over hand right as soon as she throws the first kick. Still would tho
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>>597876269
mcdojo/10

Also OP is a fag, that is kickboxing gear and stance.
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Lol, you will be dead in a second, no one realy fights anymore we all use guns now.
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>>597877187.
A BJJ guy would kick my ass royally if he could get me down; the trick is not to let him and knock him the fuck out before he even gets close.

Unfortunately, Krav does have grappling, just very little, as the emphasis is placed on not going to ground. Even against a basic fighter, you're vulnerable to his 5 friends who are standing around you so it's a bad idea.

I'll be honest though, if a Judo guy got me in tight quarters he'd probably own my ass since we have virtually no defence against being thrown, other than to hit the guy before he gets to you. It's about being realistic, and knowing that even an untrained fighter COULD get lucky and knock you the fuck out - hence why we only fight when there's no other choice.
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>>597876455
Kick look like crap compared to SUPERFOOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGvP-nSpwqA
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>>597876912
>expert level
You did a 2 week program
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>>597877605

If someone is training takedowns for a couple of years, I guess he will take you down in a blink of an eye.
Btw, I'm a BJJ guy ;)
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>>597875648
Oh yes momma I'd let you kick my ass and then sit on my face for like hours. I'll lick your feet as long as you want to.
Shieet dominant chicks always give me a huge boner.
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>>597877190
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Can i use a sledge hammer against you?
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>>597876455
Slow kicks.

Grab leg, grab throat, on floor - done :)
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>>597875648
pasta/10
would rape
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>>597875648
I always carry my .44

so i seriously doubt you would win
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>>597877490
And in all seriousness, I am what I say I am, I hold my rank with KMG UK, Expert Level 2. I realise this is a troll thread but I love discussion. To the anon who commented on Karate not being shite, I'm not saying traditional Karate is shite, it was originally really good and served a military purpose. But the Karate taught nowadays is shite. You'd have to travel a long way to find a Karate instructor that could show you the original fighting style.

Source: I did Karate for 4 years as a teenager until I got into a fight and realised that "blocking" a baseball bat is retarded.
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>>597877187
This, even a few months of training and you can take the average smuck down and mount him. You ranked?
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>>597875648
Why would I fight you?
Go shower and I'll take you to a fancy dinner.
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>>597875648
lol if I thought you were a serious threat I'd whack the fucking shit out of you with a chain and then stomp on your head as hard as I could. If you want to survive a street fight get a fucking weapon you stupid bitch. Streetfighting isn't a fucking hobby.
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>>597877899
I bet she mastered every advancement on the first try.
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>>597875648
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>597877187

BJJ sucks for self defense.

BJJ is a competition sport. The B is not a good thing for self defense. It is Bad.

JJ would make sense. Still sucks for self defense. JJ is not a combat martial arts.

Just get a gun or a knife. Problems solved.
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Stop feeding it, this is a copypasta
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>>597875648
I have a black belt in karate too. What style? Wado Kai fag here
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>>597878058

True. Blue.
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>>597875648
ill let some 7.62x39 do my fighting for me. Hell ill even be nice, Ill bring the kitchen to you.
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>>597878224
I guess it's okay for a one-on-one fight, but against multiple opponents, they'll make mincemeat out of you - so yeah, I agree anon.
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>>597875648
Would dominate then lick DAT ass
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>>597875648
I pull out my revolver and shoot you. The end.
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>>597878016

Karate doesn't teach you to block baseball bats, I agree with most places teaching it being shit though.

You don't need to go to Japan lmao, what kind of style were you fighting?
Just go to a place that teaches kyokushin/sports Karate, it focus' heavily on sparring and conditioning kind of like muay thai, it's not pussy shit.

That's the problem with krav maga, they teach you all these dumb hypothetical situations but never how to apply it in a real fight. Most people who say they fight krav maga never compete and do terrible in street fights, smh.
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>>597878224

LOL
Nope. Obviously you never did BJJ.
Go to any random BJJ school and challenge any blue belt (1st rank)
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>>597878149
No, She had a hard time getting through red.
Mostly because she has been training since she was 5, and is at the studio 4 hours every day
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You don't deserve it, though.
Karate should be only used to protect yourself, and yet you come to 4chan and brag how you could kick everyones ass.
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>>597878362
am I supposed to be impressed?
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>>597878625
Yeah a 47 year old pothead would kill you in a fight
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>>597875648
pls post the gif, at least. would like to see her run 'toward me', POV style.

or more.
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Good luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FqJrkR74gQ
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>>597878504
>studio
mcdojo confirmed
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Krav maga, 8 years of training. Ill fuck you up anon.
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black belts are for pussie
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>>597878886
all those black belts
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>>597878425
That I'll agree with - it's highly trained and hypothetical, but they change techniques completely everytime they find a new one that works "better", and I've had huge disagreements with some of them as they simply aren't realistically applicable in a real fight.

For example, the knife defense is taught for an overhand "icepick" type stab, which is only ever used when attacking you from behind. Except in real life, the attacker comes at you with about 3 - 5 stabs a SECOND aimed right at your vital organs. You might deflect one or two, but not all of them.

While I do teach my students this technique, I also teach them that there's a huge chance of it failing. The only realistic thing you can do is a forward stomping kick to the chest region, turning around, and running. Kicking gives you longer range so even if the knife does nick you, it's in your leg and not your lungs. It should create enough distance temporarily to get away. Knives are no fucking joke no matter how good you think you are, and that's the mistake so many people make - "I know a knife defense, now I can take on anyone".

Karate I did was Shotokan. I didn't know any better back then.
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>>597877899
Lezfem/10
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>Judo 4 years
>TKD 2 years
>Epee 1 year
>Boxing 10 years
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>>597879101
is that a dude??
i hope not because that would be a fine looking pussy bulge!
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>>597879094
That's just how easy it is to buy a black belt some places.
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>>597875648
lvl 100 rogue, you wouldn't last 2 minutes in azeroth against me op
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so many internet bad asses in this thread

you all weigh over 400 pound. No one here needs to worry about some kick boxing slag as they are protected by layer upon layer of cheetos fat
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>>597879157
Lezfem...
good one? Only a little redundant tho
lol
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>>597876164
Winner.
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>>597879321
Legit pussy bulge, you can see the clit split.
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Fag Maga is fucking stupid and everyone who does it can't fight for shit. To actually be able to use a skill you have to practice it in as real a situation as possible. With kickboxing, BJJ etc that's easy because you can just do some hard sparring. In Fag Maga they just play with toy knives and guns, it's just Larping for people who think they're tough.
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>>597875648

>karate
>streetfight

*snigger
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-Taekwondo WTF style 4 years
-Muay thai 1 year
-BJJ 1 year
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Itt full of Rufus
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Y'all fucktards never been in a ring or had a fight in your lives but talk shit.
All martial arts that are theoretical, are shit. Karate, tkd, Kung fu, etc. And I have a 2nd Dan in karate and 3rd in tkd
Moved over to Thai boxing and boxing. Had 12 pro fights this year. My highlights are on YouTube if anyone is interested.
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MMA - Admittedly focusing mainly on JJ/BJJ and Muay Thai. I ain't "Pro" but I believe I can take anon on.
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>>597879101

>While I do teach my students this technique, I also teach them that there's a huge chance of it failing.

This is a good thing to do.

I'm learning jiu-jitsu but the guy who teaches there said a very smart thing during the first weapon defense class: "knives are really dangerous, run first or at least stay as far as you possibly can".
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>>597879555
then i request more!!
checkd em
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>>597875648

>only a black belt in karate

kek faggots i'm 3rd dan black belt in karate, black belt in tae kwon do and i'm a black belt in jiu jitsu.

you would stand a chance again me
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what does /b/ think of sambo ?
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>>597875648
I actually think this is really sexy,its actually one of my turn ons
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>>597879973
He can run fast away from tigers
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Amazing every thread about anything on /b/ is full of experts.
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Suppose I wanted to learn a martial art; how long would it take to be anything resembling competent?

And then, supposing I did become highly competent, how easy or difficult would it be to repeat the process with another martial art, and then another, and so on?

Finally, if those martial arts were Tai Chi, Northern Shaolin Kung Fu, Hung Gar Kung Fu, and Baguazhang Kung Fu, what are the respective likelihoods that I would be able to study them at like a class or such? If it's relevant I live in Australia.
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well from the video of your kicking your pretty slow power wise those kicks seemed kinda weak, and I would fuck you up Muay Thai fighter here and in bed I would fuck u so hard that you would need a hip replacement
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>>597880019
what?
Im talking about this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambo_%28martial_art%29
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the problem I have heard with women learning martial arts is that they usually only end up considering it a form of gymnastics...... they still don't defend themselves well in real-life confrontations, mainly because they have a serious mental problem with the concept of severely hurting another person, even when their own safety is at risk
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>>597875648
and a terrible one too...
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>>597880135
It all depends on how hard you practice and how bad you want it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAjVdTy1fj4
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>>597879820
Oiled up for that buttsecks.
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>>597880194
I know I was trying to make a joke
It looks cool
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>>597880280
this is not so for every woman
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>>597875648
I did beat up cutie once, still feel weird about it.
>be 24
>buddy suddenly asks me to kick his little sister's ass
>"wtf bro?"
>"chill, let me explain"
>his sister, 17yo, gets herself in fights all the time
>he sends her to local karate kekushin (I think that's how it's written) club to let her "lose some steam" without getting in troubles
>nope, it gets worse
>he thinks she will calm down after getting her ass kicked by total stranger

>he brings her for grill and to squeeze some off at local range
>topics get to martial arts
>she wants to try me out. Is this girls serious?
>"nah, I don't fight in ring, self-defence only"
>"what? Afraid of getting ass kicked by a girl? Such a bigman?"
>holy shit, she IS serious
>we get on sand
>"are you serious about it?"
>"sure, give me all you're got!"
>''..."
>"you're afraid of what?"
>"okay"
>kick sand in her face
>she covers her face
>hit her in chest with all 95kg of bodymass I have
>literally knocked her off her feet
>she curls in fetal position, chocking
>act all concerend and shit why getting her up
>"sorry, I thought you can take it, I wouldn't go all out otherwise"

I hope it helped, because it made me feel like shit
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>>597876492
I don't know I think I've mastered masturbation in the five years i be been doing it
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>>597880490
hnnnnng post pics
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>>597880595
do you know the trick with a balloon?
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>>597880490
cool story anon got some pics?
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fuck off
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>>597880662
Explain because this sounds like some nether world level shit
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>>597880778
sup David
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>>597876455
your kicks are too slow
I do JKD and those slow ass kicks I eat them for breakfast
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if mastered, xing yi is the most brutal shit ever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wcTrmW9OLE
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>>597880878
guide to better fapping:
>get ballon (smaller size pref)
>cut off the rubber ring from where you blow air in
>but the rubber ring on the base of your dick
>fap
you are welcome
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>>597879973
I'd love to train if there was a sambo gym in my town.
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You show off cunt you no master
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cute.
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ITT neckbeard faggots that think that girl in the pic gives a single fuck about kissless virgins on 4chan while OP masturbates to his successful troll thread
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>>597875648
Black Belt
Karate

>> ever feel useless ?
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>>597881276
Unified
Female
Cunts
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>>597880662
Do you know Angels grapefruit blow job technique? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7PKKstAcg
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>>597881137
This sounds unpleasant I don't like things squeezing my dick to hard
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>>597881367
I don't waste food

>>597881392
it only keeps slows the flow of blood out of your dick
dick becomes beyond diamonds
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>>597875648
I train both Jiu Jitsu as well as Muay Thai, I've experience from earlier years in street fights and I've also trained a few martial arts other than the first two in my past.

Oh, and did I also say I am considering starting out Taekwondo?

I'd probably last a bit longer than 2 minutes.
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>>597876164
>I have a gun.
>>597876164
^^^this.
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>>597879820

Not everyone is talking shit some of us fight too...

I also do Muay Thai but I've only been in amateur fights sadly, looking to make the leap to pro but truthfully I'm scared of all the elbows to my head.
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>>597875648
>(the hightest rank)
fuck you fucking piece of shit motherfucking woman
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>>597881594
HES FUCKING CONSIDERING TAEKWONDO BACK THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING BETAS
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>>Trying to say that a sport like karate muay thai kick boxing can be brought to the street
>> want to see how you can throw a few kicks before I can punch you
>> MFW I can't greentext
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this makes your spine very powerfull
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I would kick your ovaries up into your throat
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>>597876908
that ass was fat god damn
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>>597876965
Isn't that Paige Vanzant, UFC strawweight?
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>>597876455
id still fuck her brains out...
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>>597881938

>implying Muay Thai and Karate don't teach punching

Muay Thai is very similar to street fighting, a lot of the techniques pass over.
Besides, a guy that spars every day of the week is going to have the upper advantage.
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>I have a blackbelt

Literaly asking to get raped
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>tfw no one here knows what xing yi si
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>>597875648
> 5 years true master
> 5 true master
> master

nice baite
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>>597876624
KEK
Judo, mate. Krav Maga is for faggots.
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>>597882390
Did ronda Lousey teach you that stupid ass theory?
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>>597882188

Women's UFC is a joke, and I don't even mean that in a sexist way. Ronda Rousey won almost half her fights by arm bar, do you know how sad that is?

Women's mma has had very little exposure so there is few women who've had the chance to train MMA with really skilled fighters, there's not a woman in the world right now that could beat Ronda in the octagon.

Either way man, that shit was sloppy form, no power, and leaving your face open is asking for trouble.
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>>597876455
Look at that flailing, holy shit that's bad form.
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>>597882390
Judo is good but combat sambo is best
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>>597876912
The way you laugh at Karate, we laugh at Krav Maga
Judokafag.
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>>597882465
I never said she was good, I was just asking /b/ro. Holly holm could beat RR. If she keeps it standing up... And she wont...
Also I got fucking dubs
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>>597882224
>upper advantage
kek
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>>597875648
1. Men are naturally stronger than women, a full grown man would tear you apart if he had reason enough.
2. Don't do martial arts, instead, get a weapon and carry it on you. I carry a knife, and If I ever got into a fight with you for whatever reason, let's just say knife>skin. Cut up fighter = no more fight.
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>>597877605
As a Judoka, I agree with your reasoning. On a one-to-one fight, Judo is possibly the most powerful combat sport in the world. Of course if we get surrounded it becomes a problem (we are taught striking, but very little, almost and inverse of Krav Maga).
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>>597882822
i carry a pepper spray, call me a bitch but you're the one who will cry.
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>>597881932
Fuck yeah. Nah, but seriously, check out Serkan Yilmaz. I'd love pulling off the moves that he can do in a Muay Thai fight.
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>>597882961
Kekkles
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>>597875648
I suddenLy wanna be raped
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>>597882224
Have you ever been to a street fight mate? The opponent is stoned from the andrenaline and anger towards you. You'll be expecting punches elbows and kicks/seeps like your faggot spar "partners" do but in exchange you'll get a flurry of punches like he's swimming like motherfuckin' Michael Phelps. Don't think that a spar is the same with a fight mate cause you'll regret it.
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>>597878154
The stalest of pasta
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>>597875648
Karate is the Dane Cook of martial arts.
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>>597876455
The rape would be very satisfying for this worthy competitor.
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>>597876852
great pasta
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>>597875648
>>597875648
what the actual fuck did I do too you that makes you want to kick my ass
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>>597876455
That third kick
rofl
Women should just focus on making babies and feeding men
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>>597877187
You are wrong faggot. You mist know nothing about Krav Maga. Brazilian Jui-Jitsu is not some magical trump all martial art...
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>>597877899
Nice dubs
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>>597882910
>most powerful combat sport in the world
>Judo
>mfw my keks are spilling out of my eyeballs
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>>597882961
Lady, it's not about who cries, dammit. (Another reason women shouldn't fight). It's about who live or who walks away with less damage to their body. Besides, the time this kind of fighting mattered is when our ancestors didn't have tools, and that was a LOOOONG time ago. Get yourself something more than pepper spray.
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>>597876751
Any man, even a fatso could kick at this speed.
She is as slow as a turtle but I'd bang her anyway
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>>597875648
Good for you. No, I wouldn't get in a street fight with you, but I do carry a concealed .40 Glock. You may dodge a punch, but do you think you can dodge my bullets?
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>>597883154
Thing is, even with all that adrenaline pumping, most of the "street fighters" (God forbid that's an awful and patethic term), don't know shit about actually throwing punches. You can claim that he'd throw a flurry of punches his way, but either way they wouldn't be as good as the guy who's trained to punch and kick for several years, as well as actively training to block and dodge them.

Oh, and did you by any chance exclude the risk of you having pumping adrenaline too? Adrenaline pumps when you are in distress, and I doubt that unless you're on pro levels, you'd be capable of staying completely zen-calm.
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>>597883523
What kind of damage can you do when you're fucking mace? Have you ever been pepper sprayed, because i was one time and god damn i couldnt open my eyes for 2 hours. Also I am not lady
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>>597883712
maced*
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>>597883523
Jiu-Jitsu is the art of fighting when you've lost your Katana. I very much doubt that our ancestors did not have tools back then. Heck, Krav Maga is all about using whatever you can to bring your opponent to the floor. Aikido is the art of the sword. Etc, etc.
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>>597882390
Judo? You mean the "sport" that has no strikes and spends a lot of time exposed on the ground? Ya, that would work great in a street fight with multiple people. BTW, I have many years practicing Judo. I am now involved in Krav Maga and it seems to me to be one of the best self defense systems out there.
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>>597878625
Yes, you're supposed to
That kick had at least 3 times the velocity of >>597876751 and 10 times the power
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>>597883712
Anyone who you get into a fight with on the street usually already has some mental issues. I can see how maybe half of them would get pissed off.
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>>597881661
The excact same reason I dont want to move up to pro either, im moving to Italy next year and I know a trainer whos gonna pick me up as a straight boxer instead of the thai boxing I do now.
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Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me? En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style.
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>>597882709
i want meisha to sit on my face. Holy fuck
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>>597875648
my hands are strong enough that if she let even one hand near her neck (anywhere, including clavicals) she drop. a quivk crush grip to the throat, muscles around the juggulat, broken clavical etc is more than 99% of people know how to handle.
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>>597877899
Are those receipts hung on the wall?
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>>597881367
Fuckin kek'd
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>>597879101
Is that a dick?
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>>597883712
"Normally, pepper spray is about one quarter effective. This means that in the initial few seconds the attacker is rendered immobilized. Since the peak time intensity induces multiple uncomfortable reactions, it buys you time to get into escape mode. It's in the first few minutes when the assailant is incapacitated due to the swelling of the mucous membranes. Take advantage of this window and get to safety. "

This from this link http://www.safetyed.org/howeffectiveispepperspray.html#.VNy4BxF8PIU
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>>597883571
Toad style is immensely strong and immune to nearly any weapon. When it's properly used it's almost invincible.
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>>597883575
OK let me straight it out for you guys thgat learn karate, judo, BJJ, muay thai, wing chun or any kind of martial art. What you are learning isn't the true martial art that was devoped in the past. The one you learn is a total disgrace to martial arts and a bastardised version that was/is and will be taught as a sport. You learn it with the illusion that it's a sel- defence system but it's only a sport that's made to combat the same techniques from the opponent. If someone that is trained in a system that can anticipate every kind of attack and counter it and attack at the same time well then you're are screwed
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>>597875648
Paige VanZant doesn't have a black belt in karate...
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>>597878154
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>>597883793
I was talking times about 500,000 years ago, when people didn't look so much like people.
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>>597884393
The White Eyebrow priest is bent on destroying Shaolin. He meets resistance from a Shaolin fighter but kills him eventually. Now it's up to his son to combine his father's tiger claw style with his mother's crane technique to take down the evil priest.
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>>597883154

Have you even set foot in a place that teaches muay thai you fucking retard?

During fight camps I come home with black eyes and bruised shins, I cracked a rib last year and had to take a month break too.

It's not pussy, it's called conditioning for a reason. YOU DO get flurries of punches thrown at you when you compete, it's a similar adrenaline rush, the guys out for victory and gives it all.
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>>597879101
The problem with your kicking technique is that kicking will take more time than a block.

If you have enough time to see the kick, process it, shift your weight and kick, you have plenty time to just use your hands and deal with it.
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>>597884985
*see the knife
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>>597877235
So about a year ago I got involved with Hapkido to relieve stress through martial arts, but now I am interested in actually being able to defend myself. Where do I go to become involved in Muy Thai in America?
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>>597884393

Dude you honestly have no clue what you're talking about... BJJ was barely created 30 years ago and it isn't intended to be used on its own.
Kickboxing and muay thai are as bare bones as it gets when it comes to fighting, it's all elbows, knees, punches, and low kicks, and focuses HEAVILY on "take one leave one", ie conditioning drills where you just smack eachother and get used to taking hits.

Have you even watched a pro muay thai fight in your life? There's plenty of videos online of muay thai being used in street fights too, so shut you mouth.

This isn't some stupid shaolin monk bullshit, it's just fucking kickboxing. Saying a pro muay thai fighter like Buakaw won't do well in a street fight is like saying Mike Tyson won't do well in a street fight.
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>>597875648
>kek
Fuck off, dumb slut I don't even want your tits

And don't assume I've got no training.
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>>597875648
Bring it you dwarf, I want to end the fight without cloths tho
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>>597885027

I'm from Canada so I wouldn't know, but just google search "muay thai *insert your city name here*" and you'll find a place.

Just make sure they compete and focus on conditioning. All American kickboxing is also a good place to start, it's very similar but it excludes elbows and knees and a bit of the clinch fighting found in muay thai.
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>>597884275
The pepper spray I bought and tried it on me was expensive and the guy at the shop said its the most powerful, dont know about the peak time in this article but I literally could not open my eyes for 2 hours because it hurts really bad
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>>597875648
Congrats to your teacher.
5 years and you learn nothing about respect and humility.
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>>597877024
mfw what you mean is "empty hands". which can be interpreted so very many ways.
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>>597877919
>Goes to block first kick
>Head jolts to the side
>Doesn't see second kick
>Addled and disoriented
>Still has hands hovering like an idiot
>Third kick knocks OP into sweet slumber

I bet you'd really give it to her anon :)
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>>597884816
>>597885182
You might be a little brain damaged from all the punches you took. I didn't say that you didn't know how to take a punch. My point is that you learn to take punches from muay thai fighters. If you battle with someone that is trained in a system that expects all kinds of atacks then you're toast. Muay tthai has the most predictable attacks that you can think of. That's why you focus on power to break throw someones defence.
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>>597877190
my sides.
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>>597885182
Also
>>talking about high class fighters that have years of training
I want to see someone that does muay thai or BJJ for a year or 2 how well he'll perform in a street fight
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The belts are just for show, they don't really mean anything.
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>>597885861

Really?

Okay, so what techniques in Muay Thai are so predictable?

Hooks, uppercuts, jabs, and teeps are all "predictable" now, lol. Again, you're just making yourself look stupid and un-experienced. Muay Thai has very little techniques that are unique to Muay Thai, it pretty much is street fighting with the ground taken out of it. Also you can throw any kind of punches you want, it's not like there is rules that ban it.

What kind of system would you suggest then?

inb4 mma becuase mma is literally muay thai with bjj or another grappling art thrown in.
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>>597884688
If you made that up on your own kudos and have 8 internets for the effort. If not tell me from where you took it, it's still funny
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>>597881334
I think they all missed the mustache on that mouth. Lol fucking faggots
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>>597886070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHrSpm0SSGA

BJJ is a little stupid in a street fight, you don't want to go to the ground because other people might jump in and smack you.
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>>597875648
black belt in jiujitsu, i fuck you in all positions
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I was trained in Krav Maga...hope you'd be expecting to lose.
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>>597886244
Allow me to demonstrate the skill of Shaolin. The special technique of shadowboxing.
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>>597875648

As she goes to pull her karate nonsense I draw a small revolver and shoot her in the leg. She goes down screaming before I cut off her shirt and pants, slicing off her panties I stuff them into her mouth because I can't stand her screaming anymore. I punch her a few times to soften her up before pulling out my cock and forcing myself into her disgusting sweaty cunt. I cum inside of her, her tears stain the ground of the dark alleyway and mix with the blood from her leg wound. I slide my fingers into the bullet wound and twist them around as she struggles and finally works her panties out of her mouth, she begins crying out and screaming in pain. I punch her repeatedly in the face, breaking her nose and knocking out multiple teeth, her cheeks puffy and bruised - she looks at me and mutters "Why?"

As I rape her still freshly cummed in pussy I look her in the eyes as I wrap my hands around her neck.

I cum inside of her just as the last struggle for life finishes. She voids her bowels and pisses all over the blood and cum soaked ground. Dead and raped, I piss on her bleeding face and go about my way.

On the way home, I buy some Doritos Locos Tacos.
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>>597886244
No I don't consider MMA to be better than muay thai. MMA is as you sayed 90% muay thai. At the moment I'm training in Choy Mok Pai. It's a southern chinese martial art that emphasizes in self-ddefence. And before you say anything I don't consider it better cause
>HURR DURR BETTER CAUSE BRUCE LEE JET LI SHAOLIN AND CHINESE MARTIAL ARTS ARE BETTER HURRRR
I consider it better because I've seen it in action against others on the street, and not from a highly trained person that years of experience but from a slightly-ove-a-year student
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>>597886070
Im an average sized guy who has trained extensively in bjj, krav maga and muay thai who started with karate (and have done a bit of various other martial arts as well).
I have worked as a bouncer most of my working life.
I can safely say that although the training has been useful, powerlifting and a rough childhood help more.
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I will thrash anyone in here by distracting you with my top hat and fine moustache and using my superior Canne de combat.
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>>597878154
Shut up you muppet. When people come on 4chan boasting about how they're pretty much super saiyan. You're just delusional, go back to sucking milk out of your mum's tits. I do muay thai and have for 8 years but not gonna bullshit and say I'm over 9 fucking thousand. I'm good but who gives a shit. Few people seem to not be bullshitters too but most are. Anyway few decent martial arts out there what I know but obviously depends where you are. I love Muay Thai but very rare to find a good gym in the UK, most are shit. Other than traditional karate which is rare as well, loads of cons saying they teach it but can't fight themselves. BJJ is good and krav maga where taught properly but condition your shins on muay thai and you can beat boxers with only two of your eight limbs and kickboxers are laughable like boxers.
Honestly, condition your shins and you can kick steel, rock full on without feeling a thing as you microfracture your shin. Cba going into detail but look into it. Every other martial artist have shitty shins and you can usually beat most people exploiting that weakness. The fun is when they've also conditioned their shins so it's a challenge.
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>>597886261
It's our secret. Never teach the Wu-Tang
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>>597886912

Holy fuck I'm done with you, you tell me that martial arts are bastardized and and do you no good in a fight and then you tell me you're taking some stupid obscure MA that nobody even uses.

You're an idiot, if your martial art was so effective it'd be used in mma. Do you guys even do conditioning? I bet you'd take one shot to the liver and wince up like a little girl and collapse, it's easy to talk shit when you can't take hits.
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>>597886920
Whatver suits you mate. I'm not gonna argue with anyone here anymore, and take this as a defeat ot not. I'm gonna stick in this thread however to try and troll answer some guys and try to make them an hero
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