This is super important.
My Girlfriend goes to a Catholic School and I am an Atheist and she doesn't know. I haven't really denyed it but never out right told her.
69 DECIDES WHAT I DO
Bae, you do know that I'm athiest?
Tell her your worship left shark and she needs to recognize him
As her king and savior also.
well you see im sitting at Dairy queen and thinking.. who the fuck would REALLY die and come back.. some alcoholic, water walking douche.. or should i skip the milkshake and get soft serve
God dammit OP just accept left shark into your heart, he's so cute she won't be able to resist so she will easily convert.
Don't be a faggot.
I'm a complete athiest. I don't believe in God. I don't believe in ANY god. But please babe, I REALLY fucking need your help deciding about this ice cream. Also want to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation tonight?
OP... i mean "FAGGOT" >>597260423 here i have to thank you all went better than expected.thanks /b/ and i will not be mother fucking delivering unless some one gets dubs. Get dubs and i will do anything you say text or not text
Trips deemed it necessary to abandon thread.
Was this thread supposed to be funny?
Telling her you're an athiest is nowhere near important, And the way you admit was cringe-worthy.
Jesus Christ man OP is a faggot as always
are you such a beta that you'd date a retarded person? put down your gaming fedora and end it
how dare you deny the devil, you will burn in hell you faggot atheist.
I'm sure if Jesus watches me while I masturbate, you can