This is super important. My Girlfriend goes to a Catholic School

dump her m8

>>597255963

Can't do that shes to cute

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Bae, you do know that I'm athiest?

>>597255715
Send her a picture of every known Christian you know (Christian Bale, Cristiano Ronaldo etc) and say they are not you

>>597256168
Shit made me laugh

>>597256168
havent had a solid kek in a while... thank you anon

look bbe.. im an athiest, but help me.. help me decide what to do.. chocolate chip mint or cookies and cream.

come on guys i need a winrar changing number to 9 help me out /b/ros

>>597257003
roll

Look, The only thing I believe is that I'm gonna rek ur ass after school.

>>597257279
pics will be up in a sec

>>597257003
solid rebuttal anon
topkek

>>597257279
WINNAR

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>>597257279
fuckin winrawr

the bible is liek my favrouite book bby
SPOILER: Jesus dies rofl

anyway anal 2nite??

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>>597255598
Tell her your worship left shark and she needs to recognize him
As her king and savior also.

>>597257279
kek this should play out nicely

>>597257003
rolling for this shit right here nigga
this shit right here nigga

>>597256168
roll for this

but send a bunch of christians like >>597256168
then a pic of you and ask her to "pick the odd one out"

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here you go faglords

>>597257710
hahah how has /b not solved who that guy was
>>597258039
OP a cool guy in my book.

this is now a cringe thread

>>597257666
Nice

>>597257666
respect the triple six you athiest edgelord

Lol nice

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fix this please number 8

>>597258039
OP is it a catholic college?

>>597257666
Our unholy lord has spoken
This is a win by default

>>597257666
>666

>>597258613
Don't judge her.

It's not easy to sai no to chocolate chip mint. But cookies and cream are pretty neat too

I'm sorry baby autocorrect *Thirsty not atheist!!

babe it's ok, i chose cookies n creme.

but ya.. god isnt real

>>597258613
well you see im sitting at Dairy queen and thinking.. who the fuck would REALLY die and come back.. some alcoholic, water walking douche.. or should i skip the milkshake and get soft serve

>>597258613
I want to watch you get fucked by a nigger while I masturbate.

Yeah Im atheist. I had to get it off my chest. It's not a big deal right? Like we can still hold hands and shit?

idk, religion and I have never really jibed

>>597258890
Rawll

>>597258968
WINRAR

The only thing real is my cawk.
God does not exist

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>>597258613
God dammit OP just accept left shark into your heart, he's so cute she won't be able to resist so she will easily convert.
Don't be a faggot.

>>597258968
LOL winrar

>>597257400
>>597257477
>>597257524
not winrar u fuckin idiots

>>597259142
kek solid answer

>>597258613
I have been having doubts of God and need you to help me with this, I have strayed from the path of righteousness but wish I hadn't. Loljkpraisenoodle

I don't believe in god but if I did I think he would want us to have anal tonight...

I'm a complete athiest. I don't believe in God. I don't believe in ANY god. But please babe, I REALLY fucking need your help deciding about this ice cream. Also want to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation tonight?

>>597258613

howd u get lost on the way to the freezer?

im a gay atheist

i like how OP is telling his gf a realtionship-breaking fact about him over text

Remember that one time we had sex in that church? Oh wait that was me and Christina or wait was it you? Idk and Idc but I need you to know im atheist! K

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2 decides

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>>597259671
Mfw
Captcha:Somyb

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>>597257666

you stil gib fuk yes?

>>597259849
LOL you changed it, OP you spineless sonofagun

>>597259163
>>597257710
>>597258161
>lrn2goggle fag

Bryan Gaw is the Reft shark

>>597259849
didnt really put what anon said though did you, fuck you and your manipulated thread

Well now that I got that off my chest, I wanted to know if I could eat my ice cream out of your asshole, while another man watches and licks mine.

LETS JUST FORGET I SAID IT AND PISS ON EACH OTHER LIKE WE ALWAYS DO

>>597259849

I AM LORD PENOR

>>597259849
I understand if you do not want to be with me because of this so I should also mention i am fucking your sister.

>>597259296
roll

>>597260153

reroll

>>597258890
roll.

>>597259849
im breaking up with you because i don't know how to deliver properly.

>>597259849
Quit being such a jesus whore and let me feel your tits.

Well OP since you changed the text you will be known as faggot from now on...

>>597260212
winrar...?

>>597260212

WINRAR

>>597260423
OP has always been a faggot

i want to make you lactate

>>597260423
this

We've got ourselves a winrar right here ladies and fedora tippers

Explain to her that it's all just a matter of systems in our heads.

>>597260488
dubs confirmed it

>>597260488
Tru nice dubs

>>597260212

WINRAR WINRAR

>>597255598
My friend went to catholic school and he said about half were atheists or agnostic.

>>597260606
>60606
>noice

>mfw only oldfags will get this

in all honesty I love God babe. I really want to believe but you know that the Mexican culture has just gave me to bad of an experience with anyone named jesus.

>>597256168
How is this funny?

OP... i mean "FAGGOT" >>597260423 here i have to thank you all went better than expected.thanks /b/ and i will not be mother fucking delivering unless some one gets dubs. Get dubs and i will do anything you say text or not text

Just man up and send a picture of your dick with "John 4:20 blaze it" written on it

>>597260995
fucking kek
reroll

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>>597261225
>checkm ya fegget

>>597261225
Sharpie in pooper.
Do it now, faggot.
Timestamped. Now do it quickly.

The Virgin Mary is now refered to as the "Mary with the Cherry''.

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>>597259849
Cringe

>>597261500
oh shit.. noice.

Pussy wont deliver abandon thread

>>597261225
Also I think I'm bi

>>597261500
lol

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>>597261481
OhMyFuckingGod TopKek

>>597261500
you fuck up your dubs bro what a waste

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>>597261666
Trips deemed it necessary to abandon thread.

>>597261577
>>597261666
stop wasting the dubs faggots

>>597261784
fuck i did.. i forgot to add this fucking guy >>597260320

make with the screenshots op

give us your facebook
>chekm

>>597259849
Was this thread supposed to be funny?

Telling her you're an athiest is nowhere near important, And the way you admit was cringe-worthy.

Jesus Christ man OP is a faggot as always

>>597262258
want my facebook /b/ is that it?

Just as Jesus gave his decibels bread, you will give me tits

God isn't real and the jews fabricated the Holocaust

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You're fucking gay, gtfo faggot

Text your mom saying you've converted to islam and changed yor name

Akbar of Alluh

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>>597255598

spider man? is that you spidey

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>>597255598

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>>i will give them to you... dubs win

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>>597255598
are you such a beta that you'd date a retarded person? put down your gaming fedora and end it

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1

>>597262477
How does one give a decibel bread?

>>597262477
huh

>>597262918
MODS

so like we still good nig?

>>597263666
kek nice trips

>>597263825
;)

Bae left shark is the real lord

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>>597263666
your the third 666 trips this thread there are 3 sides to a triangle. illuminati confirmed

>>597263972
WINNAR

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>>597258613
>>597257666
how dare you deny the devil, you will burn in hell you faggot atheist.

>>597264111
trips don't lie.

>>597257666
>>597261666
>>597263666

>>597264522
Illuminati Confirmed

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Will op ever deliver

>>597265087
deliver on what no on has won yet...

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I'm sure if Jesus watches me while I masturbate, you can

ima ride for my baby

(OP) Threads over guys we completed what I wanted, you can go home now.

Sage