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This is super important. My Girlfriend goes to a Catholic School

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This is super important.
My Girlfriend goes to a Catholic School and I am an Atheist and she doesn't know. I haven't really denyed it but never out right told her.

69 DECIDES WHAT I DO
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dump her m8
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>>597255963

Can't do that shes to cute
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Bae, you do know that I'm athiest?
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>>597255715
Send her a picture of every known Christian you know (Christian Bale, Cristiano Ronaldo etc) and say they are not you
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>>597256168
Shit made me laugh
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>>597256168
havent had a solid kek in a while... thank you anon
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look bbe.. im an athiest, but help me.. help me decide what to do.. chocolate chip mint or cookies and cream.
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come on guys i need a winrar changing number to 9 help me out /b/ros
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>>597257003
roll
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Look, The only thing I believe is that I'm gonna rek ur ass after school.
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>>597257279
pics will be up in a sec
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>>597257003
solid rebuttal anon
topkek
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>>597257279
WINNAR
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>>597257279
fuckin winrawr
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the bible is liek my favrouite book bby
SPOILER: Jesus dies rofl

anyway anal 2nite??
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>>597255598
Tell her your worship left shark and she needs to recognize him
As her king and savior also.
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>>597257279
kek this should play out nicely
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>>597257003
rolling for this shit right here nigga
this shit right here nigga
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>>597256168
roll for this

but send a bunch of christians like >>597256168
then a pic of you and ask her to "pick the odd one out"
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here you go faglords
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>>597257710
hahah how has /b not solved who that guy was
>>597258039
OP a cool guy in my book.
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this is now a cringe thread
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>>597257666
Nice
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>>597257666
respect the triple six you athiest edgelord
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Lol nice
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fix this please number 8
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>>597258039
OP is it a catholic college?
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>>597257666
Our unholy lord has spoken
This is a win by default
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>>597257666
>666
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>>597258613
Don't judge her.

It's not easy to sai no to chocolate chip mint. But cookies and cream are pretty neat too
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I'm sorry baby autocorrect *Thirsty not atheist!!
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babe it's ok, i chose cookies n creme.

but ya.. god isnt real
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>>597258613
well you see im sitting at Dairy queen and thinking.. who the fuck would REALLY die and come back.. some alcoholic, water walking douche.. or should i skip the milkshake and get soft serve
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>>597258613
I want to watch you get fucked by a nigger while I masturbate.
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Yeah Im atheist. I had to get it off my chest. It's not a big deal right? Like we can still hold hands and shit?
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idk, religion and I have never really jibed
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>>597258890
Rawll
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>>597258968
WINRAR
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The only thing real is my cawk.
God does not exist
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>>597258613
God dammit OP just accept left shark into your heart, he's so cute she won't be able to resist so she will easily convert.
Don't be a faggot.
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>>597258968
LOL winrar
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>>597257400
>>597257477
>>597257524
not winrar u fuckin idiots
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>>597259142
kek solid answer
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>>597258613
I have been having doubts of God and need you to help me with this, I have strayed from the path of righteousness but wish I hadn't. Loljkpraisenoodle
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I don't believe in god but if I did I think he would want us to have anal tonight...
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I'm a complete athiest. I don't believe in God. I don't believe in ANY god. But please babe, I REALLY fucking need your help deciding about this ice cream. Also want to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation tonight?
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>>597258613

howd u get lost on the way to the freezer?
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im a gay atheist
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i like how OP is telling his gf a realtionship-breaking fact about him over text
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Remember that one time we had sex in that church? Oh wait that was me and Christina or wait was it you? Idk and Idc but I need you to know im atheist! K
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2 decides
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>>597259671
Mfw
Captcha:Somyb
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>>597257666
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you stil gib fuk yes?
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>>597259849
LOL you changed it, OP you spineless sonofagun
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>>597259163
>>597257710
>>597258161
>lrn2goggle fag

Bryan Gaw is the Reft shark
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>>597259849
didnt really put what anon said though did you, fuck you and your manipulated thread
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Well now that I got that off my chest, I wanted to know if I could eat my ice cream out of your asshole, while another man watches and licks mine.
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LETS JUST FORGET I SAID IT AND PISS ON EACH OTHER LIKE WE ALWAYS DO
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>>597259849

I AM LORD PENOR
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>>597259849
I understand if you do not want to be with me because of this so I should also mention i am fucking your sister.
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>>597259296
roll
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>>597260153

reroll
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>>597258890
roll.
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>>597259849
im breaking up with you because i don't know how to deliver properly.
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>>597259849
Quit being such a jesus whore and let me feel your tits.
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Well OP since you changed the text you will be known as faggot from now on...
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>>597260212
winrar...?
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>>597260212

WINRAR
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>>597260423
OP has always been a faggot
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i want to make you lactate
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>>597260423
this
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We've got ourselves a winrar right here ladies and fedora tippers
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Explain to her that it's all just a matter of systems in our heads.
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>>597260488
dubs confirmed it
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>>597260488
Tru nice dubs
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>>597260212

WINRAR WINRAR
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>>597255598
My friend went to catholic school and he said about half were atheists or agnostic.
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>>597260606
>60606
>noice

>mfw only oldfags will get this
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in all honesty I love God babe. I really want to believe but you know that the Mexican culture has just gave me to bad of an experience with anyone named jesus.
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>>597256168
How is this funny?
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OP... i mean "FAGGOT" >>597260423 here i have to thank you all went better than expected.thanks /b/ and i will not be mother fucking delivering unless some one gets dubs. Get dubs and i will do anything you say text or not text
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Just man up and send a picture of your dick with "John 4:20 blaze it" written on it
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>>597260995
fucking kek
reroll
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>>597261225
>checkm ya fegget
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>>597261225
Sharpie in pooper.
Do it now, faggot.
Timestamped. Now do it quickly.
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The Virgin Mary is now refered to as the "Mary with the Cherry''.
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>>597259849
Cringe
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>>597261500
oh shit.. noice.
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Pussy wont deliver abandon thread
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>>597261225
Also I think I'm bi
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>>597261500
lol
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>>597261481
OhMyFuckingGod TopKek
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>>597261500
you fuck up your dubs bro what a waste
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>>597261666
Trips deemed it necessary to abandon thread.
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>>597261577
>>597261666
stop wasting the dubs faggots
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>>597261784
fuck i did.. i forgot to add this fucking guy >>597260320
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make with the screenshots op
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give us your facebook
>chekm
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>>597259849
Was this thread supposed to be funny?

Telling her you're an athiest is nowhere near important, And the way you admit was cringe-worthy.

Jesus Christ man OP is a faggot as always
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>>597262258
want my facebook /b/ is that it?
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Just as Jesus gave his decibels bread, you will give me tits
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God isn't real and the jews fabricated the Holocaust
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You're fucking gay, gtfo faggot
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Text your mom saying you've converted to islam and changed yor name

Akbar of Alluh
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>>597255598
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spider man? is that you spidey
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>>597255598
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>>i will give them to you... dubs win
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>>597255598
are you such a beta that you'd date a retarded person? put down your gaming fedora and end it
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1
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>>597262477
How does one give a decibel bread?
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>>597262477
huh
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>>597262918
MODS
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so like we still good nig?
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>>597263666
kek nice trips
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>>597263825
;)
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Bae left shark is the real lord
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>>597263666
your the third 666 trips this thread there are 3 sides to a triangle. illuminati confirmed
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>>597263972
WINNAR
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>>597258613
>>597257666
how dare you deny the devil, you will burn in hell you faggot atheist.
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>>597264111
trips don't lie.
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>>597257666
>>597261666
>>597263666
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>>597264522
Illuminati Confirmed
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Will op ever deliver
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>>597265087
deliver on what no on has won yet...
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I'm sure if Jesus watches me while I masturbate, you can
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ima ride for my baby
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(OP) Threads over guys we completed what I wanted, you can go home now.

Sage
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