So, creating this shit seems to be a viable career path. Surely the collective intellect of /b/ can be harnessed to find similar money-spinning titles.
I'll start you off with a few:
> A 200ft wall of water, filled with razor sharp teeth is hurtling towards the California coast
>The pack were hungry and desperate, until the snow delivered them right into the middle of an all-you-can-eat buffet of injured humans.
After a dramatic increase in global seismic activity, all hell finally breaks loose at the epicenter, the Grand Canyon. The Earth's crust is ripped apart, launching billions of horses into the upper atmosphere blocking out the sun. For those who remain, the end is just beginning as the endless onslaught of horse carcasses plummet back to the surface from the edge of space.
I don't know what you mean. And thank you for your contribution.
A research team working for SETI detects a mysterious object while surveying the cosmic radiation background looking for the secrets of the big bang. It begins to pick up speed and the scientists break the news that it is headed straight for Earth. As it draws near, the buzz is heard. The asteroid made entirely of fucking gay ass irritating gnats is here to create a seemingly inescapable situation for mankind to be pissed off about.
a man creates a device to erase the memory of any person and replace them with an internet site, the project is hijacked by an australian /b tard and all goes to hell
You think that's bad. Wait till you see who they're sending to save us.
But you're in my thread. And that makes you an okay guy.
(Also drunk. I think I may have said that already)
Also, when drunk, captcha seems less like a chore and more like an awesome quest. Or perhaps that's just me.
Also what if we got a tornado that shoots tornadoes.
Not sure that was what I was after ITT. But it does open up a whole new area for exploitation.