Where were you when /b/ announced our new king?
Getting laid
>>596510489
stop samefagging you lame ass thread and stop forcing your lame ass meme.
sage sage sage
>>596510489
the sharkening.
>>596510599
Is it happening again?!?
>>596510599
Oh god, the shark dubs keep on fucking coming
i was right here on my phone m8
>>596510669
stage, faggot
>>596510699
Dubs confirmed it is indeed happening again.
Our king needs more dubs. Check em
>>596510699
Yes it is. Check mine.
>>596510489
>tomorrow setting
FUCKING DROPPED
>>596510489
Being OP of said thread
It's sharkening!
>>596510489
Me must bow before the Left Shark King of /b/
>>596511095
Check
tshakum
In the thread, claiming Katy as new queen.
>>596511095
I love you.
>>596511295
Second
>>596510599
>>596510699
It is, indeed, happening again.
Left shark is both dubs God and king of /b/
Pray to our king a receive dubs.
>>596511466
Oh god its true...
>>596510489
In the bread, toasting. Also HAILING THE NEW KING!!!!!!
>>596511466
oh hail the left shark of dubs
>>596511466
>>596511372
I love you also anon, left shark sent me on a mission.
>>596511466
Pray and you shall receive as I just did once again.
>>596511455
>>596511466
christ
>>596511656
ONE OFF FROM TRIPLE DOUBLE GOD DAMMIT
>>596511455
>>596510699
Ive gotten dubs twice. This shit is freaky
I was, and am, in calc 1
May left shark live on
>>596511455
Czech
>>596511095
Shark king royal apprentice, I am not worthy of your presence.
>>596510599
>mfw I realise Left Shark is the /b/'s Eternal Ruler
All hail the new king
>>596510489
I was there for the whole thing. God save the king! Hail Left Shark!
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Katy Perry so much, I had all the merchandise and albums
>I pray to her every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shark is love" I say; "Shark s life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a right shark
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Katy
>I called him a cuck
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's left shark
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "IT'S HAPPENING."
>He somehow gets a hold of me with his fins and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for left shark
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for left shark
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please left shark
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Left shark looks him straight in the eyes and says "CHECK 'EM."
>Left shark leaves through my window
>Shark is love. Shark is life.
>>596511095
Please sir may we know how to praise this deity?
If dubs, Left Shark has transcended the bounds of king hood and is now God of /b/
>>596512301
forgot pic
>>596512055
ooh shit
I dressed my dog up like the shark
>So many dubs, and it's still fucking happening in this thread
mods stop fucking around
LEFT SHARK HAS GRACED US WITH THE GIFT OF DUBS, ALL HAIL THE NEW KING OF /B/
>>596512375
With dubs and a praise, all left shark asks for is your undying support Anon, spread his glorious name, and kill the banana.
>>596512687
dam it missed it by one
>>596510599
>>596510699
>>596511455
>>596511466
>>596511655
>>596512055
>Shark is love. Shark is life
>>596512687
Mfw I same fagged a majority of those pictures.
left shark is our one true king
Salute the almighty Left Shark
>>596512828
in parallel thread it was confirmed moot dressed up as a left shark, hence such a shitton of dubs, trips and winrars in general
>>596512751
OH HAPPY DAY this is all i could have asked for let us gather here in memory of this glorious day!
>>596510599
>>596511455
>>596511466
>>596511095
thank you for leading us to our savior
hi!
>>596513112
Howdy!
>>596510599
jumping jehosafest!
>>596510489
Another forced meme? If quints everyone kill them self
>>596513096
It was my privilege.
Can we make this a religion... Please
>>596510489
>king of /b/ not this guy
Anon please
m00t went inside left shark that night
Love and worship Left Shark
>>596513321
>not knowing his name
Patrick Bateman
>>596513356
It is our duty as faggots to do so.
Left shark is really moot in disguise, gracing us with our new God for threads to come.
From other thread
>>596513356
>>596513528
Hail lord left shark
Left shark needs more dubs
Lord Left Shark! Bless me with dubs!
I saw Left Shark at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and
bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Left Shark trying to
walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of AA batteries in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Shark sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be
really tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the batteries and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually
“to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each battery
and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
left shark is love, left shark is life
>>596512828
nice dub 28s
>>596513623
is there a transparent PNG of it?
>>596514002
Nice dubs 02
>>596510489
funny reddit meme
>>596514178
LEWWWWDD
>>596514178
the fuck man, drawfags at it already
>post some maor
Rule 34 Left Shark???
It's a feeding frenzy in here guys
Grace me dubs lord left shark
Why no love for Right Shark?
>>596514178
Fuck it already happened
>>596514482
BECAUSE HE IS LITERALLY A NIGGER
>>596511466
>1/10 chance
Left Shark appears
>Dubs eminent
>>596514443
And Katy Perry, since she is the new Queen of /b.
>>596514482
Right shark is a smooth masterful dick wad who knew his moves perfectly and gracefully
Left shark is a beardy bum who fell asleep with donut glaze on his cheek while the crew went over the dance moves.
Left shark>Right Shark
It's sharkening! Stop this madness
>>596510489
http://niceme.me/
>>596511248
dats alotta jizz bro..
>>596514757
couldnt be more accurate. It is the essence of /b/
>>596514178
Left shark embraces your art with welcome flippers.
The fact you took the time to draw him like one of your French sharks is all the worship he needs.
>>596514800
It can't be stopped! You have been blessed by the left shark of dubs! Pray to our king and receive more.
>>596512910
> majority
3 out of 31
>>596514737
We need this!
>>596511095
You will be bragging about this to anyone forever but nobody will believe you because we all have this picture now and in the outside world nobody gives a fuck.
from henceforth you are a nobody to us
Praise to left shark saint of dubs
>>596514941
Majority in the picture posted faggot, those were just the amount of dubs in the bread.
>>596514971
Nah, im just drunk and still in shock, I'll forget about it tomorrow.
>>596510489
Jesus Christ I hate dubs.
Seriously the odds are fucking 1 in 10 how are you dipshits impressed by this?
I wish the people's champions would disable them again.
>>596515193
Looks like no dubs for you
>>596514971
>he said, crying himself to sleep knowing he will never achieve as great as being The Left Shark
>>596515193
Left shark has a special place for you in heaven faggot.
>>596514930
God, my respect to the king
>>596512372
CHECK'EM, pure gold
>>596515193
this
cancer everywhere
>>596515500
He said after getting dubs
>>596515500
Left shark praised you with doube dubs to help cure you and your cucky friend of your ailment.
I hope you enjoy being cancer free faggot.
>>596515500
DUB DUBS
>>596515369
yeah, right on his dick
>>596510489
Bow down
Please king shark take the cancer away
>>596512372
9.5/10, the reworking is perfect, but forgot a meemay arrow
>>596515763
Which one is left shark, my left or Katy's left?
>>596510489
You already know the left shark hit that shit.
>>596510489
ALL HAIL THE LEFT SHARK
>>596515143
You're still using that word.
you were 3 of the 31 dubs, That's far from the majority
>>596516120
really nigga?
>being this stupid
>>596510489
I need a .png of that shark.
>>596515874
YES
>>596516158
His shark cock pleased Katy like no other.
The new official penis rating chart, according to /b/
>left shark
>right shark
>white
>Asian
>Mexican
>horse
>nigger
>>596516120
Are we living a lie?
captcha:ayyket
>>596516299
I don't even know about this meme, I've been off the 4chins for a couple days.
>>596516182
>>596516244
checkd
wtf is going on in here im too stoned to understand
Shark king is now the king of Canada
I can't wait until people start asking who left shark is the next few days
Oh Great Left Shark, I hope you will bless me with your magic and grant me dubs
>>596516874
Rollin for prime minister left shark
>>596516977
WISH GRANTED
>>596516977
My life is complete, I am going to kill myself because there is nothing greater to be accomplished
>>596515500
>dubsdubs
Shark has blessed this man
NICE MEME
>>596517071
Double posting pics gives you cancer
If dubs Shark is not king.
>>596517452
singles have spoken.
>>596516977
>>596516977
MOTHER FUCKER WOW
HAIL LEFT SHARK
>>596517452
All hail left shark