Where were you when /b/ announced our new king?
stop samefagging you lame ass thread and stop forcing your lame ass meme.
sage sage sage
i was right here on my phone m8
Me must bow before the Left Shark King of /b/
It is, indeed, happening again.
Left shark is both dubs God and king of /b/
Pray to our king a receive dubs.
I love you also anon, left shark sent me on a mission.
Pray and you shall receive as I just did once again.
Ive gotten dubs twice. This shit is freaky
>mfw I realise Left Shark is the /b/'s Eternal Ruler
I was there for the whole thing. God save the king! Hail Left Shark!
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Katy Perry so much, I had all the merchandise and albums
>I pray to her every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shark is love" I say; "Shark s life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a right shark
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Katy
>I called him a cuck
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's left shark
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "IT'S HAPPENING."
>He somehow gets a hold of me with his fins and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for left shark
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for left shark
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please left shark
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Left shark looks him straight in the eyes and says "CHECK 'EM."
>Left shark leaves through my window
>Shark is love. Shark is life.
If dubs, Left Shark has transcended the bounds of king hood and is now God of /b/
>So many dubs, and it's still fucking happening in this thread
LEFT SHARK HAS GRACED US WITH THE GIFT OF DUBS, ALL HAIL THE NEW KING OF /B/
With dubs and a praise, all left shark asks for is your undying support Anon, spread his glorious name, and kill the banana.
>Shark is love. Shark is life
Mfw I same fagged a majority of those pictures.
OH HAPPY DAY this is all i could have asked for let us gather here in memory of this glorious day!
Love and worship Left Shark
It is our duty as faggots to do so.
Left shark is really moot in disguise, gracing us with our new God for threads to come.
I saw Left Shark at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and
bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Left Shark trying to
walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of AA batteries in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Shark sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be
really tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the batteries and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually
“to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each battery
and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Why no love for Right Shark?
Left Shark appears
Right shark is a smooth masterful dick wad who knew his moves perfectly and gracefully
Left shark is a beardy bum who fell asleep with donut glaze on his cheek while the crew went over the dance moves.
Left shark>Right Shark
Left shark embraces your art with welcome flippers.
The fact you took the time to draw him like one of your French sharks is all the worship he needs.
It can't be stopped! You have been blessed by the left shark of dubs! Pray to our king and receive more.
3 out of 31
You will be bragging about this to anyone forever but nobody will believe you because we all have this picture now and in the outside world nobody gives a fuck.
from henceforth you are a nobody to us
Left shark has a special place for you in heaven faggot.
Left shark praised you with doube dubs to help cure you and your cucky friend of your ailment.
I hope you enjoy being cancer free faggot.
You already know the left shark hit that shit.
You're still using that word.
you were 3 of the 31 dubs, That's far from the majority
His shark cock pleased Katy like no other.
The new official penis rating chart, according to /b/
wtf is going on in here im too stoned to understand
Oh Great Left Shark, I hope you will bless me with your magic and grant me dubs
Rollin for prime minister left shark