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be attractive and put yourself out there. and keep trying until it happens. that's it. make whatever excuse you want but it will boil down to those two things - you're either unattractive for some reason or you aren't really trying. It's surprising how often adult virgins are still virgins simply because they aren't honest with themselves about not really trying. Stop being scared and put the effort in if it matters so much to you.
>>594790012 well, when two people really love each other they take off all their clothes the guy gets hard and he puts his peepee into the girl's hoohoo the guy acts like he's going to pull it back out BUT he doesn't pull out all the way what he actually does is stop and push it back in. then they repeat those last couple steps until the guy feels a *bang* hopefully at some point in between the girl has a *bang* too. i hope that helps young man.
i attached a gif that kinda explains the last part minus the *bang*s
live in SC at the time, and this black chick who I knew ask me and my brother to fuck her, went to a brand new home that their were building and sneak in to fuck her for like a hour or so, weird after wards.
1. Shower, groom, dress well, don't have any physical deformities, don't be too fat/skinny/short.
2. Once girls in your direction smile. Smile to every girl that looks at you and makes eye contact. Not a big cheesy forced smile but a little smile. If she smiles back you say hi and comment on the situation or her appearance. (eg. Did you get the homework done?, this elevator takes forever right?, I like that shirt, it looks good on you.)
3. If she gives you a one word answer you drop it and keep smiling at other girls. If she opens up and chats then you have an opening.
4. If you run into her often like work/school then just keep the initial convo small and build up on it every time you tell her hi. If you only saw her that one time and are not likely to run into her you make your move. (It was nice talking to you, would you like hang out sometime?) Don't be precise like lets hang out this Friday! Because having a date set in your mind can come off as creepy/desperate for a first convo.
Hey btards, a girl I knew killed herself last night. What do I do? What have your experiences with death been like? Someone just tell what to do idk what to do or how to feel I've never experienced death before this... help?
Find a woman who doesn't run away when you talk to her. Ask her if she wants a drink "some time next week." If she says yes, after establishing a rapport, offer to make her dinner, or get pizza and watch a film, or similar. Afterwards, commence makeouts and bangbangs.
>>594790012 There are many ways but here's a method that works for me. I go out and talk to women in person. If one is cute nice and seems interested I ask her out. I shower shave wear deordorant and brush my teeth. I wear clean clothes that are presentable. I make eye contact and chew with my mouth closed. I pick up the check. I don't act like a bitch if they don't put out and I wear a condom if they do.
>>594790012 >basic social skills, customer service jobs will get you these >basic hygiene and basic effort into your appearance (iron clothes, comb hair) >go to social setting, preferably with friends >don't get drunk/drugged up, dabbling is allowed >approach new people >they will introduce you to other people >make more friends >approach women >keep them talking about themselves, short answers about yourself >don't be negative about yourself, not even if you are being honest, nobody will pity fuck you >if your sentence doesn't have an end planned before you start, don't bother talking, keep her talking >remember some details about person >ask if they want to hang out some time/get coffee >if they agree, get their facebook/mobile number >continue seeing person >progressively try and get into their pants without going full autism and thinking shit works like in porn and whipping your dick out expecting a threesome with their best friend on the sofa
ALTERNATIVELY >join gym >do at least a 3 day split, warm up/down with cardio >repeat until you are at least capable of novice lifts >find skinny girl who has had a few drinks >overpower and rape >failing that, you go to prison and will get plenty of sex, just not what you are after
>>594790012 I make jokes, i drink with them, i dont make any remark about them or flirtatious approach, but conversations somehow seem to derive into sexual topics. Suddenly, i find myself being blown by some hoe. i dont talk about it and it happens again
>>594791838 i'll let you in on a little secret there brah. most girls worth fucking have a long track record. again. who fuckin cares. if it bothers you for clinical reasons then pay a higher price for a better ho. nevermind. i'm just talkingfor myself. money isn't an issue for me. and i'm drunk. and thinking about killing myself. hey what's your name you seem hot bick boy
>>594791043 >Paying for sex >Sad Most people who pay for sex already have gfs. World's biggest myth that only desperate virgins pay. In fact that are the least likely group to fuck hookers because they are shy, anxious and averse to risk taking which is why they are virgins int he first place.
>>594792050 >implying that I lift for girls I spend at least 5 hours a week at the gym, because I like being stronger than my friends, bigger than my friends and the natural leader wherever I go and in whatever I do, girls mirin my natural leadership and they want to be seen with me. My health has never been better and I do mud runs for charity, I can guarantee that physical training makes me way more interesting to anyone than whatever your best feature is.
>Tinder/ OKC >Post pictures with my dogs, and or doing cool things >act like you care about their life and ask a lot of questions about it, that you really in fact don.t give a shit about. >text for a week >strategically pick a bar close to her place or yours to meet on first date. >go back to "sober up" after >make drunk Coitus >leave at 8am dont talk to them again >and patiently wait for the "I think i like you text" >mfw
>>594792609 >get muscles, be interesting >I can't even kek, this is just... so empty
I'm a writer. People literally have to take a number to talk to me every time I read my work at literature conventions. You are just a little animal trying to get approved by the rest of the pack. You're fucking flat.
>>594791064 underrated This works as charm, I read it some time ago and memorized some of the stuff now upon reading it again every tip and bit goes into place, with my current gf and she fucking adores me
>>594793426 what can I say? being literate is important, but biceps are importanter.
Say what you will about being approved by the rest of the pack, however I'm sure you would much rather sit with the fat chicks in the bookworm corner or wherever you cretins reside, as the social environments where I hang out a probably not your "comfort zone".
Dude, unless you're rich, beautiful and gifted, your first job isn't going to be CEO of the company. Guys like us have to start in the Mail Room or Loading Dock.
Forget about laying the Prom Queen or even her almost cute friend -for now.
Start at the bottom. Ugly chicks or fat chicks or even ugly fat chicks (UFC's). -You gotta work your way up.
All it takes to lay a UFC, is just showing an interest in them. They're your training ground. Learn what makes them happy, what they like in bed, what they DON"T like in bed, etc. Learn the tools you'll need and get your confidence built up and you'll find yourself working your way up the pussy ladder. I guarantee, you do it this way and you'll get your Prom Queen fuck. -and if you don't? You don't care! 'cause by then you'll have a stable of UFC's you can call at a moment's notice to take care of your business.
>>594792990 Its not just about the smile it's the whole package. Plus, you're not smiling like your going to take a picture bearing all your teeth. You flash a little smile exposing like 1/8" of your top teeth or something along those lines.
Practice in the mirror, your get it down. Also don't go for 10/10's on your first day. Practice with girls that have a flaw you can criticize in your head.
"look at this ugly bitch, she has a big nose I bet she's self conscious about it. I bet she's thirsty for the dock. *smile* hi blah blah blah. In your head you are putting her down and putting her beneath you and this will give you confidence.
See that ugly bitch with the fake eyelashes trying to look all fly? I bet she looks like Shit in the morning before 10 lbs of makeup. Immature do her a favor and hit her with the dock. "hi there, beatuful day isn't it? My name's anon what's yours? I like your eyelashes by the way. *ugly cunt*
>>594793804 do you really believe that only fat girls are into literature?. I have being in the "social enviroments", I enjoy it if I'm drunk enough to take the "swag!" "YOLO!" screams every minute. Most of those people can't hold a conversation for more than 30mins. They get tired of themselves once they stop, so they need to "party". I literally spent nights talking with all kind of people, and people would just listen around me and some ocasional smart guy that's also interesting would share the talk. Girls are fucking stupid so they would just sit around and listen and say shit like "that's right" and "true dat" so we start trolling them and going for the pussy. If you're one of the two guys that were talking all night while other listen, I assure you, you'll get any pussy.
>>594794512 you just need to understand women and how they think and what they need. If you try to impress them, then YOU'RE doing the work, if you don't do it, then they will sweat, because they don't think they're worthy enough or that you're a strong person and don't need no acceptance. with sex she will do anything, unless you don't look at her at a strange way, she feels like she is in a fucking fortress or in a safe place and everything bad is away, she only needs and wants you, she wants to feel safe with you . Don't be emotional little cunt, don't be angry at her, don't whine etc, be a man, take that shit down your throat, don't show any distress, be calm. Just fucking watch James Bond with Sean Connery, that's the ideal man. A woman loves a man, who can put her in her place, when she starts the woman rollercoaster shit, my gf(hand) got emotional when we were at her place, because of some school related shit, she started to scream at her mom, I just took my hand and put on her mouth and told her to shut up, the next day she told me that, she loved it and no one has ever acted that way or made her shut up this way and so fast and directly.
>>594790012 by flying across the country or having my gf come and visit when I've got a 4 day weekend. Or if I'm on leave. Otherwise its not often at all. Can't wait to be back on a normal civilian schedule, college and my family/friends here I come!
>>594796353 you see that's the problem , i can deal with eating shit but can't deal with the insecurity that i won't be always strong and i will be left to die because weak and uncosciously i try to hide the truth from myself .this keeps me awake at night ,it's a torture
>>594797773 i keep thinking that things aren't like that and keep getting disappointed and for some reason i still don't change and i still keep telling myself to try in this obviously wrong way that always leads me to failure so i got to a point where i think that not accepting this shit is due to me being some kind of retard
>>594791064 I feel this, I havent fucked 200+ but easily 50-60, and im only 20. Alot of these tips are kosher im just afraid ill have aids as soon as i can go to bars cause of the easy acess to drunk skanks.
>>594799147 you're over thinking, watch james bond and try to get the same careless vibe, meditate or drink slightly, if you know you won't be able to control it then don't do it. Get some way to relieve stress, raise testosterone, by working out and sleeping well, then your more stable emotionally. You can start smoking but only for a month or two, because then will kick in the addiction phase, when you're smoking only to get nicotine. Take pauses for weeks etc. but not drugs, like weed etc they'll just fuck you up and are more expensive, mild mellow shit is better as I listed.
>>594799147 and don't take life so seriously, you'll die anyway, what difference does it make, will you get rejected or fail at something? you won't remember it in 5 years, it's just a game, life is a game, it's your sandbox of fun or misery. You can build castles out of sand or put it in your eyes, it's all up to you how you use it. better live in joy than misery
>>594792854 how can you YtD be 13k if the gross is 2.1k for 28dec to 3jan?
Anyway, next job will likely pay me 50 EUR and hour but we have some extremely shitty tax here in eurotown. On average i work 180 hours per month * 50 p/h is a rough 9k per month. Netting me an income of around 5.4k.
I'm 18 years old. Is this possible for me to fuck some older chick? Doesn't need to be above 6/10. Might be even 4-5/10. What would be a chick's reaction when approached on street and asked for sex. kek
>>594803905 In Hungary i met some really nice young university chicks who looked good but liked my foreign status and the ability to literally constantly buy vodka red bulls and other "expensive" drinks.
Any local clubs in your area with a website which has pics?
You can't. Women will not see you as anything but "stranger danger" if you approach them somewhere they don't feel secure.
The street is not secure place. Public transportation is not a secure place. An elevator, bus stop, parking garage, dark alley, backseat of your Uber car or the inside of your windowless panel van are all insecure places and no woman, except for a prostitute or police woman posing as a prostitute, will be receptive to any kind of come-on, you could possibly come up with.
So; Find a place where the women feel secure (no, not inside their house) and meet them there. Don't be a stranger, be a known quantity. They don't have to know your name, just that you belong there or you're there for the same reason they are.
>>594804052 >if you want jailbait and risk going to jail buy alcohol for high schoolers, go to parties with them and then fuck them when they're too turnt up. >jailbait >buy alcohol >fuck them when they're too turnt up.
I would give my left nut to by 16 again. all that sweet fresh teenage pussy. soft tits, firm ass and tight pussy. Shit tastes like fresh milk and salty coins.
Nothing like being the first dick to crack a virgin pussy open. The blood, the whimper, the look of pain mixed with pleasure.
>>594813278 Well I don't know where you live, but unless it's fucking Saudi Arabia or you are actually a creepy dude then approaching women on the street isn't a problem as long as you're not coming onto them right out of the gates.
Get out from behind your keyboard and stop taking 4chan, reddit, tumblr, and facebook as the social reality. It's not such a scary, hostile world out there in truth.
>>594790012 I meet girls online on random sites. I don't look for them, I'm just hanging out. I've met girls via 4chan (/b/ and /soc/), imgur, the old AFI messageboard, and WoW. Also met some girls on MFC.
>>594791064 This is good advice if you only want a vagina wrapped around your dick. There are women who are not like the ones described by this author: think of your own mothers. There is no problem with men who want steak taking the steak, but there is nothing admirable about being sexist in my eyes. inb4 virgin detected
>>594790012 You may not like cigarettes. I fucking hate them. But I have pulled tons of ass because of them. I can only smoke when I'm on uppers so I pop some amphetamines and find myself outside a bar and women will organically start conversations. Here's some tips
-Ask for a lighter -this won't work near as well in states where you can smoke in the bar -this won't work as well in preppy frat bars. I'm guessing none of us on b would pull that tail anyways. But there are tons of good looking women at dive/local bars. I fucked a girl this last weekend who is a spitting image of Anne Hathaway. She walked up and asked for a lighter.
21 yo male virgin Assburger on the very low end of the sectrum. I can't really be fucked with losing my virginity ether through the effort of getting a girlfriend or having a one night stand my family seams to think I'm gay even though I had dozens of girlfriends as a kid, that stopped after I was switched to a special school where I only met one girl who was anywhere near as normal as me who just had ADHD. Things didn't work out though because she tried to friendzone me and I just stooped bothering with staying in contact
My face is 7/10 from what quite a lot of /b said a few months ago. I'm a bit fat though 235lb 5 10 used to be 330lb less than a year ago but I lost nearly all of that in 7 months with a drastic very high protein low fat low carbohydrate except from fruit and veg diet.
So yeah TLDR whatever, I wouldn't mind maybe trying the Milf suggestion, I imagine most would be up to a casual thing or fuck buddies which is what I would like.
So any tips for this in particular thing or online dating in general? Also do you know of any websites that are free good and in the UK where I can just have a look around without singing up.
>>594819155 5 10 and 235. Jesus son. Get a doctor to get you on some naltrexone and you'll drop fifty pounds. Just tell them your an alcoholic. Not joking shit works with little side affects and you can still drink
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