tonight's the night
-lots of bullshit
-parents kicked me out because im an alchoholic
-just here to say goodbye
either stream it or don't kiil urself and do what i did, have a heap of fun being a homeless alco, the best 4 years of my life were just chilling with cunts in the park getting pissed, and homeless pussy is easy to get, and there is a unbelievable amount of young women with daddy issues on the streets. u can kill yourself at any time. just make the most of this weird incarnation in this strange dimension with all these crazy people
not cool man, put that down
Dude you just hit bottom of the barrel, pain should no longer be a barrier for you. Go out into the world and do whatever makes you happy. You have nothing to lose. Nonetheless i you kill yourself live stream faggot. Or post what county you are in so we can google the news about you.
Come on op. Dont be a faggot.
If you hate your life, why not just leave where you are? Why not drive to Vegas, spend all your money on hookers and blow, then decide if you want to kill yourself?
Why not fly to Europe or China, start a new life, then after that, decide if you want to kill yourself?
Why not join the Army and kill some ISIS faggots?
Why not join the red cross, and go help cure ebola?
Why not try and pull your life together?
Why are you acting like such a faggot?
Go out in a way people will remember you, Do a public shooting, and lead the popo on a high speed chase then kill yourself like pic related.
Don't forget the parachute also it has to say "Ron Paul" somewhere on it.
I wish there was a meetup for suicidal people where once a year they all come together and do it like a business conference
and every year they do it different I.E going to africa/ebola, or going to the Middle East for another crusade
The pic is really small so here is a summary if you don't know
- Get a rifle
- Shoot blanks in the air near police
- Chase is on
- When ready tie rope around neck, other end to steering wheel with a cinder block on the gas
- Open parachute
- Your lifeless body is sailing through the air with police and helicopters watching every bit of it.
Truly a genius way to go out
See you in hell, anon. If you really do it I salute you for having more balls than me
kek, samefag much
anyway, I have a list of shit I have to do before killing myself. SO i'm set
>watch a few Naruto Eps. *the first season motivated me so much back when I was a teenager and I started exercising a fucktonne and lost alot of weight
>Go to France
>fall in love (preferably in France)
>Join French Legion
i m a huge faggish crybabby, i lied to you all just like i lie to everyone else
theres no reason for people to talk to me unless i make up bullshit like this, i can't solve my own problems
i won't be killing myself tonight because if i would i woudn't warn anyone
the end of self doesn't require audience to happen
i m sorry if i fooled you all, honestly, thank you for the attention, i needed it.
And who the fuck is going to clean up that mess after you pull the trigger? If no one finds the body it's going to get infected and smell like shit. Then incects and wild life are going to start eating your body.
First one to roll dubs gets to choose what i kill myself with. Be reasonable
>-lots of bullshit
>-parents kicked me out because im an alchoholic
>-just here to say goodbye
You forgot some, like:
- You're ugly.
- You're balding.
- You're a spic.
- You're short.
- You're stupid.
- You have a stupid-looking buzzcut that your mommy probably did for you.
sorry i have no reason to live, i secretly really want to die but i m too gay to pull the trigger
i spent years with no gf but today i realized that my happiness lies in being the gf
buttsex is the reason i live
So ive been planning on killling myself for a while and I wanna do it by jumping in front of a train and stream it. Should I just stand with my back to the train and hold the camera facing me
My god...i want cancer now.
If i go terminal I'm going out like this
>Is a boring ass cunt with nothing going for him
>Does nothing interesting
>Needs to make a thread about killing himself to get people's attention
If being an emo depressed teen who acts suicidal is the only way you can get people to notice you, then maybe you should kill yourself for how uninteresting and lifeless you are
Everyone would do that shit all the time if they had an unlimited supply of money. OP could probably buy a plane ticket and have enough money for a few nights on the town, but after that he would probably be fucked.
OP for fucks sake, if you still are alive, use your fucking life to do some good and shoot some ISIS sandniggers. You will get killed eventually and you will do some good in the meantime. Consider it, plain suicide is for faggots.